All of Biology in 9 minutes
Ғылым және технология
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Biology - a beautiful field of mathematics where division and multiplication are the same thing. Since we’re doing bad biology jokes, do you know what does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association. Enough cringe, let’s get started.
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The "(Topic) in X minutes" format seems fun, what (topic) would you want to see in the future?
@Josuh
3 жыл бұрын
Foot fetish in 4 minutes
@Josuh
3 жыл бұрын
wait
@EmmanuelGWG
3 жыл бұрын
Father, Thank you for this success, And thank you for teaching the humans about biology!
@user-dy6bv3vi7o
3 жыл бұрын
Computer science
@ummehani20
3 жыл бұрын
Relationship between microbiology and quantum mechanics!‼️
That’s way faster than any teacher could ever hope to achieve.
@yesandyes9168
3 жыл бұрын
I learned and grasped more about biology in 9 minutes then I ever did in my boring ass biology class lol
@firstname4304
3 жыл бұрын
7:16 when my uncle comes at night and plays a game with me
@ortherner
3 жыл бұрын
haha school bad internet good
@jarrethickman3993
3 жыл бұрын
@@ortherner like a "teacher" isn't someone who teaches you something.. like people just hate school for whatever reason.... Lol just pay attention and learn.
@ortherner
3 жыл бұрын
@Jarret Hickman I was making fun of people who hate school. I think you need to pay attention.
Fun fact: Cells multiply by cell division. "CONFUSED SCREAMING"
@ortherner
3 жыл бұрын
lol
@pfft3158
3 жыл бұрын
I never realised that.
@pronounjow
3 жыл бұрын
Divide by the reciprocal. Just make sure the reciprocal isn't 0 and that the denominator of the reciprocal isn't 0 (although in this case, just switch to multiplying by 0 instead).
@cookiecakeeater6340
3 жыл бұрын
Division is just multiplication by a fraction
@pronounjow
3 жыл бұрын
@@cookiecakeeater6340 Yeah, that. Also, cookie cake is addictive!
I thought all of the comment section would be like: MiToChOnDrIa Is ThE pOwErHoUsE oF tHe CeLl
@percherito
3 жыл бұрын
To me the Chloroplast is the most important
@alanmakoso1115
3 жыл бұрын
@@percherito Nah. ribosomes are. no protein = many process doesn't exist
@percherito
3 жыл бұрын
@@alanmakoso1115 in that case, the Dna or even the Rna, without them we can do nothing, but yeah probably the Chloroplast is not the most important thing at the end the cell can produce energy without sun or oxigen however if the Chloroplast hasn't existed we neither
@J_T03
3 жыл бұрын
The 'power house of the cell' reference doesn't even make sense once you understand that cellular respiration doesn't just take place in the mitochondria
@J_T03
3 жыл бұрын
@@mithilravirala4046 explain it then why is it? 9/10 people would not be able to answer that, because when you don't study biology at a higher level teachers say it's the site or respiration but actually only a few of the processes for respiration happen there because respiration is normally displayed at a basic level as glucose + oxygen = carbon dioxide and water but that doesn't explain anything it's not just one equation then your cell respires it's multiple processes and not all of them take place in the mitochondria so the saying 'power house of the cell' doesn't even make sense'
In just 9 minutes and 30 seconds, I learned more than 8 hours of school.
@omegachadrequiem3831
2 жыл бұрын
Haha funi
@maxtube444
2 жыл бұрын
@@omegachadrequiem3831 no it’s true
@chrysoz9031
2 жыл бұрын
@@maxtube444 because you’re in like the 3rd grade, school is multiple different subjects, and this isn’t nearly as in depth about this subject as you think
@omagos3275
2 жыл бұрын
Because he explained it is not most simple way, you learned very very little from video
@toast6375
2 жыл бұрын
@@omagos3275 more than school
who said my man AI can't reproduce, just do 2 simple steps: Ctrl + C Ctrl + V Boom, 2 AI
@daPvta
3 жыл бұрын
@Shashanka MG that's teleportation
@eduardofernandes7889
3 жыл бұрын
One replaces another, so no
@bowsmed
3 жыл бұрын
@Shashanka MG That works but I think as long as ctrl+c is an option it's probably not gonna happen
@himangshu1808
3 жыл бұрын
AI SEX
@loomnatinoscopers
3 жыл бұрын
@abdurrahman pranata just like sponges right?
Next: Quantum Physics in a Planck second
@kmsthanks
3 жыл бұрын
Do you mean Planck?
@Jacob-on2sb
3 жыл бұрын
kmsthanks obviously
@nzx.
3 жыл бұрын
It's planck time which approx to 5*10^-44 seconds.
@flarecheats
3 жыл бұрын
@@kmsthanks plank the smallest measure of things I guess
@abdouaboud7490
3 жыл бұрын
@@flarecheats very useful if we meet aliens since that the smallest unit
People who spent 4 years in a biology degree are crying rn.
@smartfellaandfartsmella3394
Ай бұрын
W profile pic
@Rivi___
Ай бұрын
I'm about to spend 8yrs studying it before college so me too fr 😭
@yuukbruh
15 күн бұрын
my bloody valentine
@demirtube_
5 күн бұрын
Knk Türk müsün
@valawg
4 күн бұрын
mbv
7:28 *Anatomy - which shows you how much each of your organs cost*
@mickey5th
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bryandche
3 жыл бұрын
So funny 😀
@sarthakjain1824
3 жыл бұрын
Why are you writing subtitles?
@daisys3006
3 жыл бұрын
Precisely
"fungi are like the weird cousin of plants and animals" - ah yes, that weird cousin who has a habit of feeding off their relatives' corpses once they've died
@myskrillaa
3 жыл бұрын
damn i didn’t know i was a fungi
@benoorehek8475
2 жыл бұрын
@@myskrillaa hol up
@ashwindfire8421
2 жыл бұрын
@@myskrillaa 😐
@Regional-Automotive
2 жыл бұрын
@@myskrillaa whad he saaaaaaaaayyyyyy
@chessdopee1841
Жыл бұрын
@@myskrillaa hahahaha Idk why but this was hilarious 🤣🤣
The DNA joke at the beggining, I actually laughed exactly like the audience, I started chuckling, then more, and then I bursted out laughing it was perfect
@audreycrawford8299
Жыл бұрын
It wasn’t that funny.
@borretavenizecaryllea.1409
Жыл бұрын
@@audreycrawford8299 Me: I didn't get the joke.
@nameless.artist1513
Жыл бұрын
@@audreycrawford8299 ok Audrey
@madongseoksbiceps
Жыл бұрын
@@audreycrawford8299 ok Audrey
@kiera9065
Жыл бұрын
@@audreycrawford8299 ok Audrey
Mom: son, did you go to biology class? Son: I had biology class at home. **biology class at home:**
I had high hopes for this video, quit when he said "the unit of memory in a dna molecule is the gene" and pointed at a single nucleotide lmao
@shayeeu
3 жыл бұрын
I actually thought that I was been wrong for all of my life about genes after seeing that
@yoshikagekira6166
3 жыл бұрын
A gene is basically a sequence of nucleotides so he isn't wrong.
@VijayThakurMD
2 жыл бұрын
@@yoshikagekira6166 a gene is a part of DNA, not all DNA is gene and not all nucleotide are genes. I hope i am not wrong, if i remember correctly there are introns and exons as well one of them doesn't translate translate
Son: "Mom, can I attend a biology class?" Mom: "We have a biology class at home." Biology class at home:
@ryanxin1848
3 жыл бұрын
No it’s the other way around
@mickey5th
3 жыл бұрын
Best biology homemade class ever.
@thischannelhad40subscriber51
3 жыл бұрын
This biological class is better than school biology class
@shosty575
3 жыл бұрын
@@l0nedoesgaming107 Percy Jackson duh
@Siriwarbreakerskz
3 жыл бұрын
😁
Man , I thought he was gonna explain all my 10 years of medical studies in 9 min , he didn't even touch the atom of the Galaxy
@SUSsykage
3 жыл бұрын
you mean neutron stars?
@N3Wk1d5
3 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@BierBart12
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, neutron star biology The field every veterinarian needs to learn
@leos9682
2 жыл бұрын
@@BierBart12 hahahaha
@anjali2387
2 жыл бұрын
@@BierBart12 I don't get it...
I understood biology in this 9 minutes more than what I've learnt my entire school life
@lipipragyadevi
4 ай бұрын
Because in school we just learn the basics
3:23 lol this might actually be the worst taxonomic classification I've ever seen
@palinanavitskaya6133
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr, they left out an entire Domain/Kingdom (I say Domain/Kingdom because I've seen sources where Bacteria and Archaea are referred to as Kingdoms, since they don't have any Kingdoms of their own)
@miriamokret9372
3 жыл бұрын
They probably merged Bacteria and Archaea based on the fact that both are procariotic... Which is not really done anymore
This channel is my favorite channel and I have a good day everyday they release a new video.
@thatguybob6088
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, the memes and the science are both 10/10
@adarshjain2959
3 жыл бұрын
and exurb1a as well
@tripplez2357
3 жыл бұрын
Your name is JK
@ceebad8985
2 жыл бұрын
kurzgesagt >
3:49 I love the image for "Radio-active waste" 😂
@daPvta
3 жыл бұрын
TikTok could fit in this category as well
@IronPal
3 жыл бұрын
Haha tiktok and Fortnite bad
@onepunchman1953
3 жыл бұрын
@@IronPal haha I am so edgy
@cjtojo9113
3 жыл бұрын
@6E VISHWESHVARAN K ok mad fortnite kid
@cjtojo9113
3 жыл бұрын
@6E VISHWESHVARAN K bruh why’d you reply like 6 times
This is all my studying for my Biology exam. Wish me luck!
@ego1513
3 жыл бұрын
😬😬 howd that work out for ya
@daikon267
2 жыл бұрын
Hi so i want to take biology as one of my main subject in g10 and idk if its a good idea, everyone tell me its sooo hard and they fail in it,but i love it? idk im very average but i passed in biology though and im very interested in it and idk if its just easy now and gonna be hard? i need advices on that, my family took account and business so idk who to ask
@misuru9255
2 жыл бұрын
@@daikon267 I can only speak about Biology A Level in the UK (i thinks its around the same level?) but if you're genuinely interested in it, take it!! There is high subject content, and covered in relatively short periods of time - this can be intimidating, but you can get used to it and eventually you'll thrive!! Ultimately the subject is interesting and if you can see that picture, it'll allow you to do well - just don't beat yourself if it doesn't go well in the beginning.
@misuru9255
2 жыл бұрын
@@daikon267 Obv as i only know a complete different education system, it might be very different from what you experience, but i hope it helps :))
@daikon267
2 жыл бұрын
@@misuru9255 I have decided to take biology, im thinking about chemsitry and physic as well lmao, science is the only class i dont feel sleepy, im taking this as a sign, i will also see if im gonna pass in these subjects, thank you very much
I have this project due today and I know nothing about science because all my teachers didn’t teach me anything about science. Thank you for being a more valuable source of information than someone who is literally paid to give people information
This could’ve been helpful for my biology class
@SantiagoGaming2968
3 жыл бұрын
This could be helpful for my future biology class 4 years from now.
@GNParty
3 жыл бұрын
@@SantiagoGaming2968 Are you training to become a teacher?
@beytullahberk3632
3 жыл бұрын
ye wish this was uploaded 4-5 years ago :/
@palinanavitskaya6133
3 жыл бұрын
If you're talking about this from the perspective of a student, then I disagree that it would have been of much help. I found the over-generalization and absence of certain pieces of information to be misleading. For example, they left out an entire Domain - Archaea (Domain is the tier of classification above/more general than Kingdom). To be fair though, both Archaea and Bacteria don't have any Kingdoms, so a lot of people just say that there're 6 Kingdoms, (explaining the absence of the tier) and a lot of people might think that Bacteria and Archaea are the same, (even though scientists studied them and decided they're so different they deserve to be split into 2 Domains/Kingdoms) explaining the absence of Archaea. Because Biology is a field where details are super important though, I think they definitely should have at least mentioned Archaea, if briefly.
@noname8354
3 жыл бұрын
I'm in intro to bio and fuck textbooks this is where it's at
you make science more fun and interesting to learn, thank you Sciencephile the AI
Very informative but can I just say the choices of images were hilarious 😂 I loved every single joke
AI: "Do you know what DNA stands for?" Me: Direcția Națională Anticorupție (National Anticoruption Department)
@alexocnean460
3 жыл бұрын
era si steagul :)))
@SkyRied1
3 жыл бұрын
Department*
@morisco56
3 жыл бұрын
Nicolae Caucaescu
@thalesdinmilet2590
3 жыл бұрын
Hai las.o.n joi
@NastyFool7
3 жыл бұрын
what language is this?
Reminder of the day: Theory in science doesn't mean possibility, it means the best explanation we got yet. Like gravity. It's a theory but will be instantly disproven if someone starts flying for no reason and we will need a better theory
@alexm.2960
3 жыл бұрын
"...will be instantly disproven if someone starts flying for no reason and we will need a better theory." That is a common misconception. The theory of gravity and gravity isn't the same thing. You don't need a flying person to disprove the theory of gravity. In fact, the theory of gravity has been disproven before; Einstein disproved Newton's theory of gravity. Now that Newton's theory of gravity has been disproven, we have a new theory of gravity which is the general theory of relativity. But even that seems to be false because of the inconsistencies between quantum physics and general relativity. So, technically, our theory of gravity right now is probably false. But false doesn't mean unhelpful. Hell, we still use Newton's mechanics to this day because they are just easier to use and they make good enough predictions.
@sophia-tj1ck
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexm.2960 that was actually very informative
@Bleepbleepblorbus
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexm.2960 common knowledge but true but also we you're made of DNA... National Dyslexia System.
@hakimdiwan5101
2 жыл бұрын
I had always heard LAW OF GRAVITY and not THEORY.
@chessdopee1841
Жыл бұрын
@@hakimdiwan5101 well it's just a theory . The called it a law for convenience
my biology final is tomorrow morning (it’s 10pm rn) and i’m really hoping that watching this twice will save me
@samerelamin5593
2 жыл бұрын
Same bro I have also biology today indeed this video was very helpful
@samerelamin5593
2 жыл бұрын
BTW good luck to both of us 🤞
All of biology in 9 minutes ❌ ; Some random talk about biology with raycon earbuds advertisement twice in the video✔
I want to upload my brain into a super computer
@captainobvious.29yearsago70
3 жыл бұрын
Why stop there? upload versions of your consciousness into tiny computer and disguise them as grains of sand so that you can never die
@aymadkhan7771
3 жыл бұрын
Then that will not be a super computer.
@matteodotti5995
3 жыл бұрын
@@aymadkhan7771 Or is it?
@dhararry7929
3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@anulfolantigua6291
3 жыл бұрын
A pervert can hack your consciousness data and make you make stuff that are only allow today in anime girls
Thanks to this video, I learned more than throughout my whole freshman year. Thank you
@DemoniteBL
Жыл бұрын
bology
Thankyou! I will be studying biology this year as i had to change my classes and didnt get what i wanted sadly though now i have a basic understand of what biology actually is lol. Thankyou Btw your vids are awesome!
I’m just getting started for next year and this is stuff I already learned this year just more detailed
3:26 cries in up-to-date taxonomy
@coltonstephens5893
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, a lot of this information is outdated or all over the place.
Yay Biology! When chemistry and physics gets fun!
@spambots235
3 жыл бұрын
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@sarthakjain1824
3 жыл бұрын
Where physics gets boring and chemistry gets fun
@Loki88833
3 жыл бұрын
@@sarthakjain1824 i agree on this one 😂
@thinginground5179
3 жыл бұрын
@@ss-cp2uy physics is so fucking hard and ugh... boring...
@amm4000
Жыл бұрын
When everything gets boring
These vids are really good at making me fall asleep! Thank you 😊
I didn't pay attention in my intro course. I have one week before an elective. This was actually a really helpful starting point. Thank you.
3:48 best part of the video
0:56 "One of the cell'e main funct(hiccup)tions.."
@maxwellli7057
3 жыл бұрын
Funk-tionas
@jammygamer8961
3 жыл бұрын
sciencephile must of caught a virus
I cannot begin to explain how thankful I am that this was in my feed today
This was a really nice review before AP Biology, thank you!
4:56 Blind people: *"Wait, so where's the dislike button?"*
@Corperate3DAnimatedGuy
3 жыл бұрын
Why would you even dislike?
@tnrgaming344
3 жыл бұрын
@@Corperate3DAnimatedGuy cause it was a joke lol
@littldicky6786
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah... where is the dislike button....
@tnrgaming344
2 жыл бұрын
@@littldicky6786 am I blind now? D:
@matthewboire6843
6 ай бұрын
Gone, reduced to atoms
3:00 Intelligent amphibian life: *Triggered*
i enjoyed it very much! thank you for this 💓
This way better than havin to listen to your teacher go on and on and on bout it makin you fall asleep but this is whole lot more interesting love it!!
Love this channel and I love the consistency of style and informative content
You’re the mortal, as I PRODUCE WATER!
@ddyguren1670
3 жыл бұрын
But I produce poop
@deisk2707
3 жыл бұрын
I produce stinks
@christianjordansuryadi341
3 жыл бұрын
I produce carbon
@saraxum9773
3 жыл бұрын
I produce Adesonine Triphosphate
@shellydas1416
3 жыл бұрын
I produce... depression absolutely useless... I dont know what i am here for only question everything is what i do we dont know wether we need these questions or not , but we do, im useless but at the same time i dont care about society and dont care to provide for it, but myself
That ad was the most friendly and non-invasive advertisement that I just had to instantly smash the like button
I really loved the video... Its my tazte Science + Memes.. Btw jokes aside especially at the end the explanation you gave about different classification of bio was really helpful..now i understood what people are saying
@5:08 In plant kingdom sub division, I remember angiosperms and gymnosperms too. - science ncert book
@Xianyx_
3 жыл бұрын
Lol here we got an ncert user😂😂😂
@arnabdey306
3 жыл бұрын
I also use NCERT!!
@khushibharti998
3 жыл бұрын
ऋऋऋऋऋऋृऋऋऋऋऋ
0:18 Domain of Science viewers: Hey I've seen this one
I love your vids it helps me to learn more at home
Thank you, because of this I can put way less effort into studying. You’re my new favorite person
0:25 i feel like i better laugh or else he will destroy humanity
@valentinoraimondo8081
3 жыл бұрын
oh god oh man
I learned a lot more here than in my whole highschool biology subjects.
@Ben-zr5ib
3 жыл бұрын
U didn't study enough 😂😂
@1WoahBubbles
11 ай бұрын
Same! And I'm surprised I have the final tomorrow :>
I have watched virtually every video you have posted and I sincerely enjoyed every single one of them. Thank you!
I'm self teaching and I'm was a little worried of where to begin. this set the perfect path for me to start. Thank you
Your videos make me happy sciencephile Also "chemistry in x minutes" is an obvious one i'd love to see
0:20 well that escalated fast
I appreciate that this was not boring at all. Thank you for the memes
Wow this is really helpful I love this channel
She: I'm not that type of girl Also her: 7:13
@ThatFox3
3 жыл бұрын
legit the best comment here
@kindredkate8940
3 жыл бұрын
I freaking love that video lol. If y’all want, I’ll paste the link here.
@mikuculus3720
3 жыл бұрын
Kindred Kate Do It
@retnotriwibawati1030
3 жыл бұрын
@@kindredkate8940 I want it
@kindredkate8940
3 жыл бұрын
@@retnotriwibawati1030 @Snowey Jr ... Ya'll asked... I delivered.... kzread.info/dash/bejne/o3-syLmdZ5yudqw.html
woo thanks! Im gonna pursue a Ph.D with the knowledge I gained here about biology, such as: Life is made of cells, KZread can fit on 1.5 grams of DNA, information in the DNA is used to determine what an organism will look like, Raycon links take 15% off my first purchase, and homestatis is the ability of an organism to... uh *rewinds to **2:30* ... to uhh, not be dead. Thanks Sciencephile the AI! You're the best!
6:36 no thanks mine blew up inside me and i nearly died. next time i'll choose to be a cat or something.
Pov : you have an exam tomorrow
Alright I’m ready for the MCAT now
Haha chromosomes go swirly swirl 🤺
i love this lmao i have an entrance exam for a new school tomorrow and this absolutely helped
Very informative.. Its amazing.....Keep it up
7:12 what ...😂😂
5 years of studying summed up in 10 minutes. Brilliant!!!!
Hi dear professor Thank you so much for your help and advice. I really appreciate your job. I wish you peace and happiness under the sky of prosperity. All the best. Take care and have a good time. Your follower from Algeria not Nigeria
Holy shit, I'm enjoying this video a lot! 😏 the memes and just everything about it. Well done 👌🏻
Like, if you've ever seen a plant before.
@aoutulnabipurna1333
3 жыл бұрын
Unga Bunga dislika
@anikethnarayanan9016
3 жыл бұрын
sadly i hav seen a plant so i wont like
@morisco56
3 жыл бұрын
@@aoutulnabipurna1333 unga poronga mironga
@morisco56
3 жыл бұрын
Yes robert plant
@morisco56
3 жыл бұрын
@Janice Brown shut up mortal being how dare you be a human?
This series is enough for developing intrest in particular subject being explained...atleast for me...😊😊 Also its quiet osm channel than others....
shoving this into my brain on repeat before my test
Hi sciencephile love the show! I have an idea for one of your videos that may be interesting, would you like to explain the limits of our genetics and how far we can go? (what we can develop with the ability of manipulating our own genetics at will), thanks!
Thank you! You made me recall why I love biology so much (and AI of course)!
I wish you would have talked about endosymbiosis and the symbiotic relationship between plants and fungi, but I loved the video!
I watch multiple of your vids multiple times
0:03 hello omnipotent AI👋
5:13 Psylociben Cubensis, definitely a fun fungi! 👍😎👍
I have the EOC this Friday 😭 Time to listen to this on repeat cuz I didn’t pay attention the whole school year😭(definitely not my fault😅)
@goofy2276
3 жыл бұрын
same i have it on friday havent remembered anything hahaha
@izabelladiaz413
3 жыл бұрын
@@goofy2276 indeed💀
@dorar2419
3 жыл бұрын
same lolzz
@myskrillaa
3 жыл бұрын
i got it on friday too yikes
I needed this last year 😒😑
*Thank god ! I didn’t study for my biology exam tomorrow, this helped me a lot 💯* thanks immortal ❣️
You explaining biology!!😱😂🙌🏻💯
Thanks for the information! I'm going into my bio midterm in just a few minutes and this helps!!!
@mikaaaaa6045
Жыл бұрын
mine is tomorrow
Man advertised a product and still I learned more than my whole 4 year of biology studying
I learned more about Biology in this little 9 minute video than in an entire year at school.
heres a sponsor skip 1:15
Such a great teaching ✌️
5:44 the advertisement part made me laugh my lungs out of my mouth.
I legit learned more things in this video than in any biology class
“Just a Gram of DNA it can store 215 Petabytes” I don’t even remember what I had for breakfast
@vishakha8342
3 жыл бұрын
It's DNA which stored colour of your eye, your hair type, etc...... Number of neurons will definitely store what you had for your breakfast.
currently watching this to review for my final exam tomorrow
Thanx sooo much for this. will go over this with my 10 and 5 year old. thanx so much from Africa.
1:32 now thats wery interesting!!
Watching this before finals lol
Good creation, Well explained, Thnaks
Exam in an hour 😭
The Cringe is Killing me 3:50 Spit my drink good one got me off guard 😂😂😂