"i put my stuff on the conveyor belt exactly how I want you to pack it!" I felt that!

@DeeDaKaang1

3 ай бұрын

Absolutely 🛒....🍿🧀🍕🥞🥩🍗🥬🥦🍇🍓🌽🥓

@DeeDaKaang1

3 ай бұрын

Blueberries & bleach don't go together. 🤭

This is my new strategy..... we tipping everyone else but my terrible server....

@DionneHunter

3 жыл бұрын

Michael Sweeney Its a double edge sword... Because they see you, and believe you’re not going to tip so they give you sub par service, and it turns into a self fulfilling prophecy) so as the customer you are pissed that you can see how they are treating and speaking to other customers and the speed of service for others so you as a customer reflect that in your tip, then they, the server get pissed because you tipped poorly, and they continue to think it’s because black people don’t tip well and they treat the next person of color poorly too.

@sonnylisten8131

3 жыл бұрын

That is a good one, never thought of that

@PaintedHoundie

3 жыл бұрын

@@DionneHunter that's the service people's fault to me. you don't pick and choose what service to give people, let alone the fact black people notice that shit and will not give you shit because of that. everyone experience is different, but ive never been to any spot, got excellent service and we didnt tip, its usually shitty service people are hesitant to tip for. its a dumb stereotype to me, because people are basically admitting they give other groups of people better service. if they flipped the script, and gave shitty service to everyone else, they'd get less tips from those people.

@SDP1231

3 жыл бұрын

@@whoknowswhocares885 go

@SDP1231

3 жыл бұрын

@@DionneHunter I’ll I I’ll no I’ll or I I no ok no onii I

You know a comedian is good if they confident enough to sit down and tell jokes.

@QuestionYourWorld

4 жыл бұрын

Cosby did the same thing. His monstrous acts aside, he was a very successful comedian.

@wonder_9315

4 жыл бұрын

Question Your World terrible person, outstanding comic

@shiann261

4 жыл бұрын

don't always have to be moving if you're entertaining enough

@dojostv176

4 жыл бұрын

When you're a stand up comedian, but nows not the time.

@vernaereed1810

3 жыл бұрын

He sits down because of issues with his back..

Yo I never thought about tippin others in the restaurant just to spite a bad waiter that’s fuckin hilarious and genius

@ketsiadutervil8846

2 жыл бұрын

@Max Power wrong

I don't like the fact that all through the comments nobody wrote "Mexicans got on boots" so that's why imma write it....for the culture.

@evawambani7992

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣...

@mr.81gtx46

4 жыл бұрын

Facts:Personal knife!!!

@shiann261

4 жыл бұрын

wasnt relevant to use at the time

@biglordebunnyrabbit627

4 жыл бұрын

I’m looking CeeCee!

@BlueSea92

4 жыл бұрын

@drewski5217 you right tho lol

NO! I’M NOT GOOD! I WANT THE ORIENTATION!! 😂🤣😂🤣💀

I work at Walmart and his impression is quite accurate 😂💀

@davidakins4431

2 жыл бұрын

Same and I look up locations on my app for folks all the time if I don’t know where they are

@beenaforever7260

2 жыл бұрын

I use to hate walking through the electronics dept when I worked there lol.. I don’t know where anything is and my phone dead 😂😂😂

@leemedrano4

2 жыл бұрын

Am sorry

@leemedrano4

2 жыл бұрын

Apply @ Costco

I'm so glad that I'm not the only grown ass man that sends his groceries down the line like he wants them bagged. 100% why I use the self bag lines.

@callieduval3000

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I even tell the cashiers and the bag people I put everything like I want it on the belt in the bag pleased

@grarycat1984

2 жыл бұрын

My husband thinks I'm anal for organizing the food before it gets bagged...I do get beside myself if they mix up my arrangements....like I did that for you no guess work

@IamTiaB

2 жыл бұрын

Lol to work for free 🙃 got it👊🏾

@EchoJ

2 жыл бұрын

@@IamTiaB better to work for free 10mins bagging your own shit than have to take a week off work to recover from e.Coli bcos some bs cashier threw your grapes in a bag with that leaky tube of hamburger meat 🙂

@ba__con

2 жыл бұрын

100% I pack my groceries in a way that makes it easy for me to unpack them when I get home

Ali is quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians, he’s funny 100% of the time

I feel like he used the chair for a lot more than just a hypothetical shopping cart. Prior to him standing up, he laid out the premise for the joke in a calm collected mood until he knew the audience understood where he was headed. Then he used a physical action(standing up from sitting) as a way to shift his tone in the narrative without the pace of the joke getting thrown off. The presentation of frustration was rehearsed and perfected.

@amanialex8235

4 жыл бұрын

Godamn you dissected that Siddiq's set like an examiner. On point though!

@lopevi2

3 жыл бұрын

He does that routinely though. It's a setup for a great story and rile up.

@Flippokid

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he's sitting down in the restaurant in the first half and walking through walmart in the second...

PSA... He sits down during his sets because of problems with his back. He said being in prison sleeping on the hard surfaces damaged his back and he has lingering issues...

@Alr1ghtyThen

3 жыл бұрын

I just took it as his style of comedy. Are people really complaining that he's not standing???

@JubioHDX

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alr1ghtyThen I haven't seen any complaining but most people seem go just think he doesn't care about how he presents himself notbin a bad way tho like he just be chilling

@alexguyson129

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alr1ghtyThen she said PSA just an announcement on why people may ask why he sits down i didnt know this tbh and dont really care that he sat instead of stood just cool to know

@Dajizoids

3 жыл бұрын

He's done plenty of stand-up after prison standing up he even did stand up in the prison standing up but take what I say with a grain of salt because you can still be right LOL

@alannahschoolgmail

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dajizoids Yes, and pain levels can change day-to-day

Omg I thought I was the only one ... my family hates me for this but I put my stuff on the conveyor belt how it should be packed ... AND stop putting MEAT with other food 🤦🏾‍♀️

@livefree1111

4 жыл бұрын

That’s how my mom taught me. And I place heavy items first then light items like bread last.

@jasimenmetcalf1870

4 жыл бұрын

Live Free yep ! Exactly how it should be !

@oldpro8783

4 жыл бұрын

they have bags for your meats my dude. just grab one or two of those and stuff your meats in em together. i get 1 bag for each type of meat im grabbing. they might take it out to scan it but they put it back in that bag and then into a new bag by itself. every time. i dunno bro maybe this helps relieve some stress in your everyday life.. just know you are using more bags this way and ultimately killing everyone just a little bit .. for some that's a trade off and for others that too is a source of relief.

@jasimenmetcalf1870

4 жыл бұрын

Oldpro87 your way is using more bags honestly.... I just want my meats in a bag together away from my other food .... and that works fine for me

@oldpro8783

4 жыл бұрын

@@jasimenmetcalf1870 yes half of my comment was about how i use more bags and derive small pleasure from the fact I am ending everyone's life a little bit quicker in an existential sort of way though I posed that as a hypothetical. sarcasm on the internet is difficult i suppose, but yes I use more bags.. intentionally, and the ramifications don't bother me, they entice me.

nah u need to do this on a black crowd bc that “be easy” line had me screaming 🤣

@SonnyCombos

2 жыл бұрын

I'm telling you! Lmfao It's even funnier to me, 'cause that's the same kinda shit I say to people. Customers too.

I love Ali!! He makes me laugh every time!

@TendoTheDude

4 жыл бұрын

He's the perfect mix of relatively clean premises with a touch of straight forwardness and realism.

@deadpoetztampa

4 жыл бұрын

On a side note, u sexy

I once tipped the bus boy and not the waiter because the only service I had was from the bus boy.

@Lollita23

4 жыл бұрын

I've has excellent food and mediocre service and I've gone straight to the kitchen and tipped the chef lol

@clairefisher1088

4 жыл бұрын

What's a bus boy? And why is it called that?

@robertschwartz4810

4 жыл бұрын

@@clairefisher1088 A bus boy busses (clears up) the tables, sets them up, and brings water, etc.

@1snorelax

4 жыл бұрын

@@clairefisher1088 think of it as there servers Assistant

@Faastuu

5 ай бұрын

wtf bro in EU we don't have non of that@@robertschwartz4810

"Aye man, be easy" BE EASY???!!!!! 😭😭😭

God I just LOVE how Ali tells his stories, cracks me up every time. I want him to get a Netflix special!!

@EikottXD

4 жыл бұрын

KZread this is not happening he has three episodes

@downrightcarnage

2 жыл бұрын

KZread The Domino Effect, it's amazing.

@norak919

2 жыл бұрын

@@downrightcarnage thank you, it was awesome!

Chick-Fil-A is watching this during their orientation right now.

Lmao the fact that I thought in my head "be easy" before he said it makes it funnier 😂

This is H-town's own, Ali Siddiq; one of the best storytellers in comedy.

Sometimes it be like that Ali. I can appreciate a "y'all good" and "be easy"😂😂😂

"Cuz I'm an adult, people." Hahaha if you haven't seen his other comedy too, check it out! It's all good, love this guy

This made me realize that I'm really getting older. 😂😂😂

@Notcleverenough

2 жыл бұрын

Right 😆😆 i dont care about the food, ill handle the food when it gets here. Im more interested in who you are as a professional now

I am crying over here BC my son drinks almond milk and I have to go through this all the time folks don't know where nothing is in the grocery store so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My first job was at a grocery store. They told us to help customers. Nowadays, I feel like I’m in their way while shopping.

I love this man, he’s a real genius when it comes to comedy.

Fuggin YES! When you said grocery stores, I felt represented. I hate the service at grocery stores.

@cybertek3188

Жыл бұрын

It's gotten worse since the pandemic.

I just find him hilarious ❤️ !!! The delivery is always 🔥. Also, I have worked in a fast food chain as a student (cash register / hostess) and I can not agree more !!! I did the orientation. I know how we're supposed to treat people. It is literally part of the job, so do the freaking job ! It absolutely blows my mind when the waiters can't bring themselves to smile or welcome you properly (same for cashiers), like, am I upsetting you by being a client to your workplace ? Did we fight without me noticing ?? So yeah, I hate the entitlement culture in the US. 'No but you HAVE to tip ! They don't make a lot' ... How do you know how much I make ? Does it mean it's fine to receive subpar service and REWARD it ? In the Netherlands, apparently people also EXPECT to be tipped because xy or z... But at least, some of the waiters actually try to be extra agreeable. In France, we tip if and when we feel like it. But never will a bad waiter or waitress see a tip. It's earned, not owed 😒

I relate to this way too much 😂

I accidentally tipped a sacker $10 once. I only had 3 bags. I was his bestie until he quit. Lol.

This is the first thing to make me laugh all day. Thank you so much you don't even know how much that means to me.

When you realize you are that employee he's talking about?

I used to be a bag boy at Kroger,now when I go to any grocery store I always tip the bag boy💎 thank you as well for your service Sir

Dude is a legend!

As always Ali just needs to tell his daily stories, and its SO funny

One of the best stand up comedians

Who the in the hell calls it "sacking ". 😭😭😂😂 this is beyooond me. ☠😭😂

@nononsense5182

3 жыл бұрын

Old school when they did take your grocery to your trunk and put it in... Thank you One of kids first honest jobs, with a tip!🙄

@Amber-db9cz

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was bagging lol

I love Ali I've been watching him every since he did Mitchell

That's crazy.. I've done tipping this exact way for over a decade. Honestly it was surprising but refreshing to know there's others just like me lol.

lmfao he one of the few comedians that i always like the video before i even watch it. 😭😂

I love Ali Siddiq

"The worse are grocery store workers" Me" (laughs in Trader Joe's)

3:20 I swear thats Walmart. I asked an employee where the Molasses was. She went, "Molasses?? I don't think we sell that." Three minutes later and on the same aisle that she's stacking, she sees me pick up a bottle of molasses and smooth act like she didn't see a damn thing.

@Alr1ghtyThen

3 жыл бұрын

You're lucky you even saw an employee in Walmart tbh 🤣 They're invisible as far as I'm concerned

@hebrewharv8018

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alr1ghtyThen 😂😂😂😂 that’s super facts

This is the man off top when I can go see him at a club I’m on it I love comedy

Favorite Ali quote: “Mitchell this ain’t gonna be good for you bruh.”

The truth dropped, the delivery.... you gotta love Ali!

Lmao I use to work at a grocery store in high school first time a customer asked me I took that man to 4 out of 9 grocery aisles before I got him to the right one lol we both were looking at the signs hanging above the aisles to see if it was the right one lmao I remember being soooo embarrassed lol hahaha

I can’t wait till he has his Netflix special. I’m here patiently waiting.

The only stand up comedian that sits down

@millimetr_peter

3 жыл бұрын

Must not watch much stand up then lol

@isaiahgonzalez6430

3 жыл бұрын

Dave sits as well

@cutup260

2 жыл бұрын

Patrice O'Neal, Bill Cosby, Dave Chappelle all sit down

I like your idea of tipping everyone else except the terrible waiter. Love me some Ali

You're gonna start a war giving out tips to everybody else 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ali is awesome. Never disappointed by anything he does ever!!!!

Dude, this guy is the cool ass dude I have met a few times while working in a restaurant. Easily the guy who makes the job worth it that month. They should have titled this video "Blueberries and Bleach!" So damn funny of a line. Something I never thought I would hear.

Every since I became a cook, I only tip the cooks lol

@Alr1ghtyThen

3 жыл бұрын

As a fellow cook, I approve this comment! lmao

🤣🤣🤣🤣 The groceries bit got me, cuz that's just me

YES!!!!!! I can't tip everybody, I tip out of guilt, and I hate (and love) the familiarity we do. 😂❤😂🙌🏿✊🏿🤷🏿‍♀️

Lol 😂 facts. Black on black be like y’all good and my black be like facts 🤦🏽‍♂️😆

I agree. In the Caribbean tips are based on great customer service. It's not a requirement.

Facts..you always find it before they do. 😂😂😂😂

Ali Siddiq is literally your favorite comedians favorite comedian.

My grocery chain's training sucks. I'm that guy who doesn't know where anything is, but I also work in the seafood section, so I can't leave and peruse the store to study it all ( wouldn't matter if I did, memory sucks ), and I don't know anything about seafood because the management doesn't even know anything about seafood, so I've got to take it upon myself to learn on my own, and let me tell you all, I've never been a good learner. So it pisses me off when people are rude about me not knowing anything, when I can't even get any proper training and help. Plus, nothing's in a logical place. Put the damn almond and soy milk with the other milk! Why the hell not?

@mamatoucan9993

2 жыл бұрын

You don’t put the tetra pack almond milk with the refrigerated cow milk because that refrigeration space is more valuable. If you can display it on the shelf without it going bad, that’s what you do.

I’ve ALWAYS put my groceries on the conveyor belt in the order I want the bag. Great minds think alike!

I don't work in a grocery store, but I can tell someone where the non-dairy milks are in 9/10 stores--in the cereal isle. Everyone seemed to decide that's where they go. Of course, most stores now also have non-dairy milks in the milk section o_o

The man speaks the same truth. I agree on the tip, tip for good service.

It's too damn early for me to be coughing and choking laughing so damn hard.

You know how good of a comedian you have to be to do your set sitting in a chair? Chapelle-esque

I love his tipping plan! I mever knew what the right think to do was for bad service.

2:40, well at least he's observant and aware of his surrounding to notice at least the company name as well as the employee name to recognize that he's an employee there, because I'll have my name tag on with the company name, plus I'm doing stock and people will still ask me , " excuse me, do you work here?" I'm like....😕

@ggundercover3681

3 жыл бұрын

Don't get mad man. Because there are ppl who don't work there and get mistaken cuz they have the same color shirt. Or they are turned and you can't see if there is a name tag. It's called being safe cuz damn I've seen ppl get embarrassed for assuming.

@ShaniyahD

3 жыл бұрын

@@ggundercover3681OK let me repeat half of what said, I'll have my name tag on WITH THE COMPANY NAME WHILE DOING STOCK.

Even when I was a young teen looking like I hadn't reached puberty yet there was always a "Hello"/"Good day" and a "Have a nice day"/"Have a nice weekend" with a friendly tone in my country. Even children are treated with respect. I can't even imagine things being like he described happening here. xD

The waiter should have told him "Mexicans Got On Boots" (IYKYK)

Yes dude is funny as they come,he just hasn't gotten the recognition he deserves, yet?

His new special is pre jail stories it’s amazing. Hilarious

Weird to think some people believe it’s mandatory to tip, even for bad service.

@immortalinanna

4 жыл бұрын

thank you !

@EikottXD

4 жыл бұрын

I always tip $5 regardless, but if they give me good service I'll tip 20%. They only make $2.13 an hour man. EDIT: I was a server for 3 years. I know the struggle, so I tip.

@its_seabass9668

4 жыл бұрын

@@EikottXD that's not always true. There's many states where they get the state minimum wage plus tips. I was a server for 5 years in California and would average $25/hr every week

😂 I tell customers be easy SOMEtimes... damn!!

I just went through this for Almond butter the other day while I was doing instacart.

"Be easy!" 😅

"Aye man, stay safe"

He is so right in every point made especially how to pack my groceries, I do the same thing I send my items the way I want them packed!!! If you pack them wrong I’m gonna educate you than I’m gonna request they retrain you!!! That tipping issue so true if you don’t earn it, you’re not getting it, the bus person who did everything the service should have done trust me I looked for the bus person who gave me the service the server didn’t, I put the tip right in they hands don’t share nothing with them humph 😤

but as some1 who worked at a grocery store, you cant srsly think we know where every of the like 300 + items is placed in the store.

@cynthiaholland13

3 жыл бұрын

I mean Almond milk is not obscure though

@Alr1ghtyThen

3 жыл бұрын

It's not about knowing exactly where everything is. It is about giving the effort to help the customer locate it. When I worked at Target and someone asked where something is we had radios to ask other team members or team leads where something is. Or we had PDA's to look up the item and tell the customer where it is. Just telling the customer "I don't know" is unacceptable. If you hate your job and don't care about it then get another job. Nobody is making you work there.

This is real!!...I went to Walmart a while back and I just wanted to go in and get out quick!..I had to get a few odd things I knew I couldn't find fast...then I passed the flower and planting department right next to the dog food,I saw two gentleman unloading merchandise and I asked "can you help me find a 5 gallon bucket, mice traps?", I already knew where the dog food was. And he stopped what he was doing and found it in less than 5 minutes....he was very professional and I offered to give him 20 bucks and he didn't take it!...thank you Sir for your service!

He is sooooo right!! 💯💯 I HATE the kind of customer service that people are considering acceptable! I’m a server and I KNOW without a doubt that if I give crappy service, I’m NOT PAYING MY BILLS! Lol Unfortunately, not all customer service workers live off tips, maybe more of them should and just maybe they’d give better service! Walmart and McDonald’s are the worst!! I actually had a shift manager tell me to google the customer service number because she didn’t know it. Well, I didn’t expect her to actually know the number, but what I did expect was her to make an effort to see what my problem was to begin with, maybe she could’ve fixed it without me calling the higher ups, but nope… She didn’t even take the time to even pretend to care, she just said that she didn’t know it or where it was so I should just google it. 😂💀

🤣 I was just telling my uncle over the phone that the ordered i get the harder it is to care about people I dont know.

Hilarious!😍😍😍Handsome too!💋❤

He sounds like meeeee!! I hate that I be like out all my cold stuff together and double bag it

ali is 100% right. Every grocery store i go to now everyone has an attitude. They just start filling the plastic bags, then when I ask for paper they act like its some big inconvenience. I just bring my own bags and go to the self check out now

2:45 every grocery store in PG County 🤣

That Labradorite ring is amazing.

I like this guy 😂binge watching all his stuff

Ali funny as hell

This dude obviously ain’t been to Publix. They got great customer service

@loryntaylor1970

4 жыл бұрын

We don’t have Publix in Texas. 🙃

@katiedunlap235

4 жыл бұрын

Publix is the goat

@PhreeLark

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah man Publix on point every where else has Krugers.

Almond Milk that isn't in the refrigerated section is in the baking isle on the east cost... Because its kept with the powder milk, rice milk, condensed, coconut, etc in the store.

Yup, you're only getting a tip if you do a good job.

You know what doesnt go together? Blueberries an BLEACH haha

These are FACTS!!

ALI is comedy gold lol

Dude for sure was at a family dollar😭😂💀

That is why....Stores making you SACK your Own...😂😂❤😂❤😂😂

HE NEEDED MORE TIME!!!!! 5 MINUTES FOR THIS LEGEND?!?!!?

Omg I definitely done this a time or two at a restaurant. The hostess was more attending then the waitress so that's who got the tip 😉

😂 😂 😂 😆 he’s too funny , love him , so talented ❤️ 🙏