Alhan - The Five Pound Munch (Part 1) [@Alhan]
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We gave Alhan £5 to get a munch & here's what he decided to buy...
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This was the funniest one 😂😂
@armaanhafiz
5 жыл бұрын
Nah Maxsta was
@MT-qg7ev
5 жыл бұрын
4s Over3s that was jokes too still
@barlo90
5 жыл бұрын
You are forgettin big jimmy jones
@kwayvldn3682
5 жыл бұрын
barlo90 alie 😂
@londonboy5211
5 жыл бұрын
Mustaq Tahmid trust me 😂😂
The guy does a £20 munch every gasworks episode 😂😂😂
Man said are both ur parents white and then spudded man 😂😂😂😂
@MannyRiberaOriginal
5 жыл бұрын
✊🏻
@jakeaung-mya8996
5 жыл бұрын
And then man played bieber 😂😭😂
@hz2772
5 жыл бұрын
this one killed me cant even lieee
@MasterBuaha
5 жыл бұрын
DEEEAD 😂😂😂😂
@goldenmovies7041
4 жыл бұрын
Spartan Entertainment racist
the uk version of sneaker shopping with complex
@billyh7341
5 жыл бұрын
acreativename sneaker shopping is the American version of 5 pound munch... Not the other way round
@liverpool5146
4 жыл бұрын
@@billyh7341 Correct, Grime report was about 5 years before complex's youtube
@hakzmalone870
3 жыл бұрын
Looooooooool
Hows my man pressuring dat yute at the end😭😭
should of just took the tenner and went barbers
@lukemurphy7yearsago513
4 жыл бұрын
Yolanda The Panda ten?
@Charlie-vp1ie
4 жыл бұрын
Treat your self man be getting a tenner trim
@fasttrainsliketheyjustsnif3623
3 жыл бұрын
Worst barbers in ldn right next to the shop he was in aswell 😂
@lailaayan306
3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@KvngLxo
Жыл бұрын
@@fasttrainsliketheyjustsnif3623 u been in there? Lol
kid at the end was defo shook when lordie went crackhead mode
@romashears5204
4 жыл бұрын
the boy said thank u, then he told him to say thank u 🤔
@rmna1590
3 жыл бұрын
the edible kicked in
"Are both ur parents white?" "Yeah" "My guy!" Hahahha
Lordy gettin more and more high throughout the vid deads me😂 keep it up my guy 💯
SAY THANK YOU YOUNG MAN 😭
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@sage923
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@ambitionsskyyyy
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahhha Lordie I love these giveaways my g
@kimwilson3457
5 жыл бұрын
Do you actually give this shit away though?
@kieranive8763
5 жыл бұрын
lordie youre using all of the lights for the intro UMG are about to claim the fuck out of this lool
@MrPollard1987
5 жыл бұрын
Double or "nothing" lol
one of the chillest shop keepers yet
@BirdieBrietling
4 жыл бұрын
He needs to have patience in order to make his money
@TurquazCannabiz
2 жыл бұрын
Shout out Turkish Adam Deacon
that shops mad, i aint ever seen bossman selling 16gb usb😂😂😂
Met this don at Boiler Room last night his energy is something else. Proper positive and funny guy.
@cowboycerrone2348
Жыл бұрын
why u cappin for
Hat shaped like a teat on a baby's bottle
Bro the funniest part of this vid was actually when Lordie said he took an edible 😂😂😂 wtf
@TheUnknownShadow03
5 жыл бұрын
Beeks S for real ffs man 😂😂😂😂😂
8:46 man came out with Birmingham 😂
How do you spell Alhan? "Alhanb 👊🏻" Nah I don't think so fam
@grilledupuk1578
5 жыл бұрын
Aaron Mitchell woulda been to jokes if Lordie caught on to that and didn’t give him the tenner 😂
Are both your parents white 😂
@maherhamadouch2005
5 жыл бұрын
Turkish
@fardinahmed313
5 жыл бұрын
@@maherhamadouch2005 Man picked up haram haribos
@maherhamadouch2005
5 жыл бұрын
@@albertfrank4807 that's something that Hitler would say, and also it's not a fact, it's psuedo-scientific nonsense
@davidostar157
5 жыл бұрын
albert frank lol wtf you on about actually mixed race people have the best genetics cause the widest gene pool. Go marry your cousin u wasteman
@albertfrank4807
5 жыл бұрын
@@davidostar157 europeans have the strongest genes haha you have no idea what you are talking about ? the last time i seen a "mixed race" person in russia they were crying for the embassy because it was to cold . mixed race do not have the best genetics and a prone to illness and disease. stop talking rubbish . it is facts. a race that is pure eg african is the strongest then you have the white european . Saying a mix of both races is the strongest . the deeper the roots the stronger the genetics. just because you are mixed race sorry to break it to you but i recon you always have sickness and you have a baked bean face like fumin
Naaa 16:11 the edibles possessed lordies soul im ngl that part had me rollinggggggggg
Need to get yung filly on this 110%.. would be funniest one hands down.
@Soraizel
5 жыл бұрын
Yes! 👍😂
Man like alhan the man is too funny big up lordie and alhan been waiting for this one 💯
Still makes no sense how he is 19
@493HZ
5 жыл бұрын
His humor is so ahead of his age. I know too many 19 year olds that are complete shitbags.
@londonALI
5 жыл бұрын
He's 20 now 🎉
@zahirmehmood
5 жыл бұрын
Private school my bruddas
@donself8182
4 жыл бұрын
Is he actually though? Mad1
This is the best one so far the jokes with this guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 lordie done him dirty on that 2nd question
This guy will be a star.
Been watching a few munchies and had to sub after this one. Lordie killing it with production
Jail changed Potter Payper
@marshwiggle9676
5 жыл бұрын
Ffs🤣🤣🤣
@hrbtodisdaaay9221
5 жыл бұрын
Put some respect on MOD general u pussio!!! Do u know mover ?? Potter will put u to soil
@JD-wi2kg
4 жыл бұрын
@@hrbtodisdaaay9221 🤣🤣🤣fanny
@User10111
4 жыл бұрын
HRB To dis DAAAY 😭😭😭😭
our holy father, coming home where he belongs to give the masses what they deserve
This guys too funny cant believe i missed this in the past
Slowly becoming an Alhan fan still, he seems like the guy you need to be around when you're high to get the best jokes LMAO
Lordie dashed out the rulebook for this. My mans budget went up and down like mad.
Grime report back finally
Loooool the fact this is in my local is hilarious. Big up alhan every time
Dons 19 madd lookin like Pablo escobar in his prime
Best one for a while man👊🏻
How's man getting aces of spades free lool that shopkeeper the plug 😂😂😂
Are both your parents white? My guy
Best one yet my g Alhan
“They do fam, I copped one the other da-“😂😂😂
welcome back
This guy is so tapped I love him🤣🤣
When lordie sent him back in the car in the beginning the edits r too funny 😭😂
Yesssss lordie £5 munch just when a needed something to pass ten mins. We need another poundland rubbish vid asap 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alhan is a fool for that intro 😂😅
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE BRUV
Was just thinking the other day how good gasworks and grime report would be together
Lordie need to start a new series 'Five pound lunch' loool
Man said Palmers Green you know. Big up the ends
@tio9896
5 жыл бұрын
Palmers Greek
@valwop7190
5 жыл бұрын
Tio989 trust , I’m greek myself😂
@maherhamadouch2005
5 жыл бұрын
Your most famous goon is Ash Sarkar, real boss
@Toastytroller123
5 жыл бұрын
Cmon
@bigoddz
4 жыл бұрын
ValWop my guy 👊🏼
😂Class, that Justin beiber tune at the end coz it was a white kid with the bender's elite hair style was 👌🤣
Why does the editing look like when someone uses editing software for the first time 😂 looking like a PowerPoint presentation!
Happy Birthday the legend 19 going on 45.
Lordie one of the funniest and realest guys out there
"When you gonna change your name to drill report?" Alhans acc got jokes
“No more questions...I’m burnt out!” 💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Should've gave him 15 quid 5 for the munch and 10 for a fuckin haircut next door jeezusss
YESS BROOOOO Possibly my two favourite man on youtube Ang tite lords !
He wasnt lying best shop in whole of london BOSSMAN SINCE DAY
"Yo keep it down I'm doing the 5 pound munch" even in 2020 these are still jokes, ffs😂😂
best ep
Lordie was not tryna give him the score 😂
I smell a gambling problem.
£5 munch is the best show on internet and TV. Big up Lordie
aye this is real box office content ya kna
THAT KID AT THE END AND MY MAN PUT IN "AND OHHHHHHHH IM ALIVE IM ALIVE IM ALIVE" GOT ME FUCKIN CREASIN FAM
lol legit thought it was Alan just spelt different, nearly died when i heard how his name is pronounced. 😂😂
I felt personally attacked when you said “you don’t got no tv in ur yard?” Cz... my household doesn’t own one 😔😫🤦🏻♀️ not allowed! 😭😭
@andredrayton5668
5 жыл бұрын
How do you not have a Television in your home? That's some harsh life you're living.
this one had man struggling to breathe 😂😂
Trust Lordie to notice those dodgy magazines on the shelf. 😂😭
Get some 7up Lordie had me dying we all know what he was sippin 😂😂
@oseia9817
5 жыл бұрын
you gotta reverse dat!!!
Looking at the dirty mags 😂 😂
Jheez man copped the ace of spades outta love 😂
I think you should do chunks haha be sick tha
Imagine we could still do the £5 munch 😂, pack of doritos an yazoo milkshake 😑👊🏼😂
Alhan don't beat yourself treat yourself pmsl big up alhan 💯
Lordie sounded like he was gonna tear up 😂
“Are both your parents white?” “My Guy” ahahhaha
Who’s Roy cropper fam 😂😂😂that bit had me dying
Bruv the ending had me dying 😂😂
We back baby
omdz! I lost attention half way through cz I was checking this one on the gram and her profile took me somewhere, then I rewound this like 5 mins and I'm so happy I did, maybe its the shrooms idk but this was so funny! can't believe I wasn't already subscribed.
@thinkbecome1219
Жыл бұрын
it was nelsb._ for those of you that love the glute work
@thinkbecome1219
Жыл бұрын
Just got to the end and I love that boss man honestly went to the blunts! I love that, he just thought what's the most exclusive thing I can show, blunts!
@ 10.55 😂😂😂😂 Lordie is a G... "see what you can get for free fam"
SAY THANK YOU YOUNG MAN. Fuck me that had me creasing 😂😂
Lordie and Alhan are a good blend yana 😂
"I'm feelin a little bit brexit"
When Lordie starts dying you know it’s funny
That 'All The Lights' grime tribute is amazing.
@zuavohra
5 жыл бұрын
Trust me bruv, need an ID ASAP
Alhan x Lordie has made my week
This episode was too funny😂😂😂
They're saying Kozzie had the weirdest five pound munch because he bought some fruit, but let's not forget Mic Righteous just bought a 10 deck of B and H dual capsule
Shout out Lordie and Grime Report
all i did was look at the thumbnail and it already had me dead
yessss about time we got 5 pound munch backkk
Can we get the part 2
11:49 Looool Lordie turn nitty, codeine fiend 😂
bossman looked like D2 from invasion
0:43 Ofb was in there feelings
this is theeeee funniestt 5 pound munch simply cus its Alhan
Respect though, manz reaching for the top shelf on camera *bow, fist bump*
Bruv where’s the video of him at supreme asking kids about politics ??? Need to watch that again