As a Marine veteran, deciding who to vote for in 2024 will be the easiest decision I've ever made in my life. I'm voting for the guy who didn't announce to the world that he fell in love with theCommunist dictator of NK. I'm voting for the guy who didn't store boxes of classified documents in his bathroom. I'm voting for the guy who didn't have his house raided because he refused to turnover those documents even after he had been subpoenaed to do so. I'm voting for the guy who didn't choose Putin over America in Helsinki. I'm voting for the guy who didn't insult gold star family members. I'm voting for the guy who didn't refuse to show up and honor fallen Americans at the French WW1 Aisne-Marne cemetery in 2018. I'm voting for the guy who isn't facing 91 criminal charges. I'm voting for the guy who didn't dishonor our men and women in uniform by referring to them as 5uckers&Losers. I'm voting for the guy who didn't try to overthrow our democracy on January 6th. Semper Fi... 🇺🇸💙

@3rdmm

28 күн бұрын

Semper Fi indeed.

@SuEnRoD

28 күн бұрын

If you really believe all of that BS propaganda, You really need better news sources.

@mile_high_topher

28 күн бұрын

To add to the first one, Trump saluted a North Korean general.

@jackpotter376

28 күн бұрын

It doesn't make it hard decision, does it? That's why I can't believe, let alone understand, people that will vote for the guy that DID do all that and more. Beyond me. If he does get in, that'll be the end of pretty much every military and economic ally in the world. No sharing of intelligence because the UK, Canada, Australia dn New Zealand (five eyes) will no be able to trust where it will end up.

@iainherridge6253

28 күн бұрын

​@@chilirasborawell that ain't trumpy!

There could be nothing less American than Trump and MAGA.

@robertbarrett5699

21 күн бұрын

Agreed..

Yes because I’m conservative, I can’t vote for Trump. I can’t wrap my head around why they want to help Putin and withhold the aid Ukraine needed to win that war.

@TruthMatters1202

27 күн бұрын

Because they're dumb.

@wanderingtravellerAB99

22 күн бұрын

I am liberal and I guess we have otherwise little in common. I stand with you.

@samualwilliamson1187

22 күн бұрын

It will be nice if and when we can again all have intelligent discourse about policies and ethics. I would gladly welcome a conversation with conservatives.

Putin say: Mr. Trump, tear down that freedom.

@rhondasisson1681

28 күн бұрын

Freedom for our children!! BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY

@nomore6167

28 күн бұрын

Trump to Putin: President Putin, tear down my opponent (because I can't).

@mytruecrimelibrary

22 күн бұрын

​@@rhondasisson1681you couldn't care less about children so spare us

Every time Trump praises Poootin, just remember that this is the same person who has wrongfully imprisoned multiple Americans in Ru55ia.

@johngodley256

28 күн бұрын

Trump is Putin´s little errand boy.

@ericrich9422

28 күн бұрын

you mean like Joe Biden having people locked up with no court date

@jenawagner6475

28 күн бұрын

​@@user-sp7rr5yc7j You're kidding right? You have to be. I just don't see how even a MAGA could deny that Trump has REPEATEDLY praised Putin. I won't even get started on the OTHER dictators who he has repeatedly and disgustingly praised. (It's nauseating) I mean I am surprised Trump doesn't have a brown stain on his nose from Putins a$$. If you actually aren't kidding then all I can say is there is just so much wrong with you. You need professional help.

@annettelionberger895

27 күн бұрын

@@user-sp7rr5yc7jomg where have you been???

@playedout148

27 күн бұрын

Don't forget XI.

Love the Vlad? Move to Russia. And please, take the ‘Don’ with you.

@mile_high_topher

28 күн бұрын

@@DisaffectedLiberal Did you not watch the guys saying they'd rather live in Russia? No one's saying Palestine is better than the US, but MAGA is saying Russia is. Think before mashing words.

@mile_high_topher

28 күн бұрын

@@DisaffectedLiberal What?

@mile_high_topher

28 күн бұрын

@@DisaffectedLiberal Post the actual quote, not your recollection of it.

@Trump2PrisonOn34Counts

27 күн бұрын

@@DisaffectedLiberal

@Trump2PrisonOn34Counts

27 күн бұрын

@@DisaffectedLiberal

I am 76 and my grandmother immigrated here from Finland when she was 15. She had 6 sons, 4 who fought in WWII including my father. One with PTSD so severe he returned home to his parents, never married or had children. I am relieved they are all deceased and dont have to relive this nightmare again!

@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr

24 күн бұрын

That's very sad. Often, I forget that many of our vets don't have injuries we can see. Congratulations on being related to so many heroes!

I didn't agree with Reagan on many issues, however, He knew who our enemies are.

@pdoylemi

28 күн бұрын

The external enemies, yes. But he promoted and helped create the domestic enemies. I never supported Reagan, and I saw signs that he might be bad, but my real hatred only began when he started promoting the idea of "real Americans" and a "real America", and the only real Americans were apparently, white Christians who thought "Leave it to Beaver" was a documentary. He was the one who started tearing us apart. He was the acorn that grew into the Trump oak tree.

@playedout148

27 күн бұрын

The man who birthed Reaganomics and wreck the middle class was right about Russia.

@playedout148

27 күн бұрын

He destroyed the middle class, but he was right on Russia.

@ascent8487

27 күн бұрын

At least he functioned in reality. A low bar perhaps, but one the current GOP can’t seem to clear.

@lynnabel258

25 күн бұрын

I agree. Reagan set us on this path to the current GOP dysfunctional party

They can go to Russia and stay there!

@terryharker6726

28 күн бұрын

Take Joe Biden with you. The most evil administration America has ever known.

@jdubb6960

28 күн бұрын

​@@DisaffectedLiberalf Russia

@jdubb6960

28 күн бұрын

@@DisaffectedLiberal what? Get a life troll

The republican prerequisite: tell the biggest lie and defend it.

@restorefreespeech

28 күн бұрын

That's the dims except they don't defend it. They just keep repeating it.

@SuEnRoD

28 күн бұрын

Trump is winning and the propaganda is failing. Even lefty media is saying it. "Biden Is Not Winning. His Campaign Should Stop Acting Like It Is." -New York Times "Biden's poll numbers are awful. America, brace for a Trump victory in November." -Yahoo News "Trump is going to win. Buckle up. Brace for impact." -The Young Turks

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

28 күн бұрын

@@restorefreespeech I don't think what you post could actually be described as 'speech' It's too DUMB

@b.t.2795

28 күн бұрын

​@@restorefreespeech You have just characterized Trump perfectly grandma. And you swallow every lie he tells you.

@terryharker6726

28 күн бұрын

We see you have been brainwashed. Mainstream media has been doing this to you. People for years, I will never vote Democrat again.

These Republican senators and house puppets Stand with Vladimir Putin and trump .

@winstonsmith6607

28 күн бұрын

Their all Wussians and Twaitors! Wock dem all up

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

28 күн бұрын

Because since the early 2000's Putin and his mentor Aleksandr Dugin have said quite loudly that Russia will be the salvation of the White Race. That was all it took to gain the loyalty of the Confederate Heritage types, just like in 1939.

@patrisshajones4121

28 күн бұрын

I do research on a variety of subjects. Ask Google why do Putin have Cheerleaders on the right.

@josephjones825

28 күн бұрын

Better Putin than the senile 82 year old chomo...

@restorefreespeech

28 күн бұрын

Maybe some negotiations can get us out of this mess. Is it better to be hateful toward Putin? Where could that lead? Dumb.

They should move to Russia..

@mile_high_topher

28 күн бұрын

@@DisaffectedLiberal Difference is, no one is saying Gaza is nicer than the US. Try to keep up.

@mile_high_topher

28 күн бұрын

@@DisaffectedLiberal 👈 not smart enough to even try to refute my point

@mile_high_topher

28 күн бұрын

@@DisaffectedLiberal 👈 proving my point

@fionaanderson5796

24 күн бұрын

Liberals: we want better healthcare, women's rights, etc. Maga: love it or leave. Also Maga: we want it to be more like Russia.

Honestly I NEVER believed my United States of America could ever be this close to being dismantled by Russia!!!

@RudolphoAqui

26 күн бұрын

They knew their only chance was from within

I'm having great difficulty finding humor in tRump's "reunify reich".

@op3129

28 күн бұрын

maybe bc NO ONE says it was humor? just a guess tho

@axidhaus

28 күн бұрын

The fourth reich 🏳️‍🌈

@JohnDoe-jh5yr

28 күн бұрын

It ceased being funny in 2016.

So maybe we should just send these people to Russia

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

28 күн бұрын

Why? So they could go shopping with Cucker Tzarlson?

@terryharker6726

28 күн бұрын

Democrats supporters and democrats in office, yes.

@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr

24 күн бұрын

Yes!

@katl6426

23 күн бұрын

And cancel their passports & citizenship when they leave

@renatheer

23 күн бұрын

There was this influencer couple who moved there, though! I think they were canadian, but they're brainwashed MAGAs too. Pretty sure they started regretting it straight away.

Watching Putin play Tucker was like watching a Cat playing with a mouse.

@mile_high_topher

28 күн бұрын

@@DisaffectedLiberal Still hoping those Putin sized chin bruises will heal? Or at least callus up...

@ecamp6360

28 күн бұрын

@@DisaffectedLiberal Oh, nice. Bless your heart.

@redstarchrille

27 күн бұрын

@@DisaffectedLiberal Yes that is true, Tucker will never be a big boy.

"i don't think Americans can name 20 world leaders"....Melber being ridiculously optimistic there. Naming the current US President is a problem for many. Most popular answers - Still Trump, Obama, both Clintons.

@sean8514

18 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👌 right?! OMG it's not looking good for us at this point in time. I believe that if we pay our teachers more, then our education will improve, in turn improving the future of our country through the children's education. What we see is the direct result of the intentional degradation of the American public education system by the republican party.

Make Russia Great Again - rhymes with Marjorie Taylor Green.

past time for Romney and Liz Chaney to loudly support democracy, facts and Joe Biden☮️ Vote🔵

Yes, there are people that stupid!

I watched it and it was fantastic,I really enjoyed it. Great work Jordan.

It’s a shame anyone needs the thumbnail context of Oliver and Stewart to recognize Klepper, he’s a genius in his own right!

The Moscow Tools is the republican softball team name.

I love it the donald thinks the rest of us can't read fine print.

...Your friends don't aim nuclear missiles at you, your enemy's do....just say'n...

@Trump2PrisonOn34Counts

27 күн бұрын

Whoa boy, wait'll you get a load of OPLAN-8044.

Dear God … Its like attempting to interview the surface contents of a Petri Dish 🙄

@georgegordian

23 күн бұрын

Peach tree dish?

Those people couldn't name 20 states

Thanks to Ari, Jordan and Mollie! 🗽

How many times did Waltine Nauta change the diapers today????

@davidrhinehart7764

28 күн бұрын

Not as many as jill biden had to.

@gsanchez7154

28 күн бұрын

​@@thebilboshow168cult nut

@gsanchez7154

28 күн бұрын

​​@@davidrhinehart7764brainwashed nut

@b.t.2795

28 күн бұрын

At least 12. 🙀

@mile_high_topher

28 күн бұрын

@@davidrhinehart7764 The weakest of sauces.

It’s hard to believe these people (the CULT) are honestly saying these things…they are so lost and confused! They need help!

You can't reason a person out of a position they weren't reasoned into.

@whererosemaryflourishes

27 күн бұрын

Love that! 🙌

Klepper is brilliant

Ronald Reagan said tear down that wall. Donald Trump said build that wall. Do we see a pattern here?

@user-sp7rr5yc7j

28 күн бұрын

Berlin wall. Was to keep good people in trump wall was to keep bad people out

@mile_high_topher

28 күн бұрын

@@DisaffectedLiberal That republicans would rather build ways to be cruel instead of preventing them wanting/needing to come in the first place?

@user-sp7rr5yc7j

28 күн бұрын

Biden base wants open borders until one of their family members. Gets killed by a illegal migrant like laken riley this proves liberialism is more inportant then their family its like a drug and they cant kick it the drug comes first

@mile_high_topher

28 күн бұрын

@@DisaffectedLiberal What are you rambling about now, Nana?

@mile_high_topher

28 күн бұрын

@@DisaffectedLiberal Yeah, I don't think that's the exact wording of what I said. Pretty sure I said I'd never bother reading THAT COMMENT, not all future comments.

Klepper needs to go out to ask what the people think of tRump's "reunify teich".

The unified reich needs to be held to account for their actions!

It's pronounced "Cucker Tiresome" in Russian.

@winstonsmith6607

28 күн бұрын

That's the spirit, little fella. You sure showed him who's boss.

@Richard-od7yd

28 күн бұрын

​@@winstonsmith6607 TOVARICH !! How's Ol Kelpie doin .

@winstonsmith6607

28 күн бұрын

@@Richard-od7yd You people are so silly

@b.t.2795

28 күн бұрын

I bet Carlson is missing that weekly check from Fox.

@ecamp6360

28 күн бұрын

@@b.t.2795 Yeah, he actually had to go to a public grocery in Moscow. Bet he doesn't do that in Fla.

This reminds me of the 1977 film "Telefon" but nobody back then ever imagined the sleeper agents would have a cult mob cheering them on.

Louder for the people in the back

Backing a dictator makes you a dictator.

Loving Trump is like the masses who loved Bonnie and Clyde, Dillinger and other mob outlaws…

@TruthMatters1202

27 күн бұрын

The same people that love lies and pay to see fake wrestling matches.

Probably the most intelligent guest you've had on in years.

Expose them all.UnAmerican g.o.p.

On July 4th, 2018, Sen. Steve Daines (R-Mont.), Sen. John Hoeven (R-N.D.), Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.), Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.), Sen. Jerry Moran (R-Kan.), Sen. John Thune (R-S.D.), and Rep. Kay Granger (R-Texas) tooka trip to Russia. I think that they leaned what "kompromat" meant after that trip. They had it on Trump, and got more on the rest.

Putin was not overly offended by the scents rising from Mr. Trump's evacuation region.

@Columbiastargazer

28 күн бұрын

it's the ones that see trump with "tears in their eyes" that notice the stench

@ecamp6360

28 күн бұрын

"We were just following odors!'

@TruthMatters1202

27 күн бұрын

@@ecamp6360 Good one!

Senator J.D. Vance (R): “Putin’s was actually well behaved during the Trump Administration” No wonder, Putin had already a mole in the White House

It just seems so bloody obvious! Sigh.

Jordan, thanks man, you have a stomach of steel to tolerate the presence of those zombies while you point out their own stupidity to their faces and they totally miss it. It’s hilarious, and revolting. Hard to watch, thus the respect for your steely resolve to expose them for their ignorance.

Vote them out. Make sure you get out and VOTE for Joe /blue.

I think Klepper could easily be a real reporter. Never knew he can be articulate like that

The GOP's 180º turn.

i love how keppler always look like he’s shocked

Klepper is the man!! Take notes and start doing what he does!

Seriously the best guy is the one who said his first Trump rally was January 6th 2020...you know...a year before it happened. That must have been a fun rally by himself.

What is the address to Mar-a Lardo? I need to send Spanky some knee pads…

This has been said too many times: YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID!!!

i thought klepper and molly were on 2 seperate screens for 80% of the video

The former just wants what dictators have, ultimate obedience.

Trump likes that he is taller than Putin! Keep in mind how he is upset that Barron is taller than him! Go for it Barron, pave your own way into the future!

People are nuts.

if our armed forces are loyal to America, why aren't our elected officials?

In a Republican mind, a "great" businessman who lost $1 billion dollars in a two year time span will undoubtedly save America.

@nomore6167

27 күн бұрын

"In a Republican mind, a "great" businessman who lost $1 billion dollars in a two year time span will undoubtedly save America" - Don't forget about how the national debt increased by 40% during Trump's four years in office.

They didn't include it in the clip, but Jordan Klepper makes fun of Ari Melber for his desperate need to reference rap lyrics at every chance he gets. Jordan jokingly mentions Jon Stewart being short, and that triggered Ari to somehow managed to reference a rapper (whose name I didn't care to remember), and Jordan roasted him over it. About time somebody did. Ari seems desperate for street cred.

@PEPLUVER1

28 күн бұрын

Why does that bother you?

Love Jordan's work (that's Klepper, not Gym). Can't wait to see the special.

Remember this hes telling you what hes going to do

As a Russian immigrant in the US, I'd be so funny to hear people say good things about Russia. It's a shed-hole country. Literally, most regions have no indoor toilets. They have sheds with holes in the ground.

@randominternetuser2888

27 күн бұрын

In Wyoming we called those "out houses"

I appreciate how the thought was that the average American couldn't name 20 world leaders. I barely could name 12!

We know Tucker has got to fix fifth grade education give him a quarter and send them to a grocery store in Russia and he’s invented something new

Putin is laughing at these clowns. They don’t realize he’s using them.

@pteechka1

21 күн бұрын

I think they do, and calculate that it's worth it for them.

Remember, Putin has a video of Trump taking a shower, a golden one.

Americans equated Russia getting capitalism as russia getting democracy.

Called out immediately for ‘journalists’ never asking a follow up question. What he’s doing is more journalistic than msm.

I really miss Hunter Thompson, we could use his voice these days.

Jordan Klepper for POTUS. That man is intelligent, plus he can follow a thought for more than two seconds, something GOP is completely incapable of. Much love from Germany.

Thanks, guys!

If big media does not confront Trump in real time with the facts. You have no one to blame but yourselves

@op3129

28 күн бұрын

msm is a problem, absolutely. but the SHEER NUMBER of lies makes your premise impossible. that said, msm is failing to even try.

@davidmole4851

28 күн бұрын

CARVILLE speaking to Jen Psaki :- "attempting to catch thousands of mosquitos in a nudist camp!" 🔔🚒⛓️🏦🎯🔐🏆⚒️🚀🏰🏹⚔️

@pdoylemi

28 күн бұрын

He won't be confronted. No one can force him to talk to them, and mango Mussolini knows it.

@nomore6167

28 күн бұрын

"If big media does not confront Trump in real time with the facts. You have no one to blame but yourselves" - That's irrelevant. Everybody who would listen already knows that Trump lies all the time, and his supporters will NEVER disbelieve him (unless he says something with which they already disagree, such as that Obama was born in the U.S. or that they should get the COVID vaccine).

@tinay9491

27 күн бұрын

no Voters speak loudest

Tuberville has a KZread channel. It'd be awful if a bunch of folks went there and told him what they think about the russia lover

Reagan took the US huge step to the right and only a few of us were watching as he give "us versus them" speeches. Scary.

Hold on, a reporter asked Trump if he thinks Putin is smart? Did that actually happen, or did Trump make it up just so he can call Putin smart? I question this because it’s a really stupid question that not even an amateur would ask. If it did happen, then it was definitely asked by someone who was purposely setting it up for Trump to compliment Putin.

don't forget the former Yugoslavia

Traitors!

I started seeing this in the 90s, now they just say it out loud.

Always enjoy watching Jordan Klepper and other comedians act as better absurdist pundits than those journalists who get paid more and ask dumb questions with obvious answers. Tragedy is easy, comedy is hard.

If Ron Johnson truly wanted peace and felt nothing else could be done, he would say “let’s work toward a tie for both nations” rather than saying “Putin won’t lose.” Just seems rather suspicious that Johnson said the latter as to his intentions in life and it looks as though he’s rooting for evil.

The US should pay US citizens to relocate to Russia, if they truly want to go. Pay each family member $10000 USD + a free shipping container for as many belongings as they can pack into the shipping container + tax-free transfer of up-to $2000000 to a Russian bank account + free transportation to Russia. The only caveat: they must surrender their US citizenship.

I am a cold war vet. And served many years . I am truly disgusted with the Russian situation. Pure hypocrisy and betrayal of our military and our citizens and gov. Responsibility.

Check out The Good Liars!

The only one who's NOT Tuckered-out... is Tucker...

What a horrible backdrop behind Jordan and Molly! Fix your wall, producers

America, democrat or republican, used to be the reference for the world. It is painful to watch what it has become. Trunp or Biden? What a choice for the most powerful man in the world

Great pts: this is the friend group-the need for acceptance…”after being pushed on Her contradictory/influenced statements….She said She didn’t care-She didn’t care about their policies, it was about identities” “It’s not about citizenry -You are right, Ari-it’s consumerism” “People don’t see the benefits of Government -so instead it’s to win and feel vindicated” It’s not syntax, what MAGA says-it’s what they commit to…what groundwork (crimes/actuons) they have laid ground to.

I actually know the woman who was highlighted in a few recent Lincoln Project videos from Trump's Green Bay rally. They called her the Matador lady because she was wearing a jacket with Trump emblazoned on the back as a Matador. When I asked her if she realized she was in these videos she felt embarrassed because she realized they were mocking her. So I think some MAGA people can at least recognize they are being seen by millions of Americans as buffoons.

I would love to watch videos of Trump, shirtless, riding a horse. No doubt it would reinforce his image of a "strong man" more than the videos him on a golf court, hitting balls in a bunker or a pond!

Timestamps on CC is wrong - maybe use the autogenerated and update any names

Jordan is the best at talking with maga nuts.

M. Moscow A. Agents G. Grifting A. America G. Goons O. Of P. Putin R. Russian N. Negotiators C. Corporation

@winstonsmith6607

28 күн бұрын

Unplug, dude.

@mikekelley2877

28 күн бұрын

😂🎯👍

@Haniedhoms

28 күн бұрын

@@winstonsmith6607wake up, rube.

@mile_high_topher

28 күн бұрын

@@winstonsmith6607 Tell me, who does Tony Bobulinski work for?

It would be wonderful if the magas would actually move to Russia.

Decades ago MAD magazine had an article that included a map of the US. The game was to get your opponent to stick a pin in the map to show where a nominated location was. The joke was that people in the US are so insulated they would fail every time. Obviously, things have not changed. I’m an Australian and people are still amazed how good my English happens to be. I just say down under we are all bilingual….sometimes I have to explain that in more detail. Invariably they miss the joke.

Yeah right 😆

MAGAbillies

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

28 күн бұрын

They can't never solve a murder in MAGAville... Because there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same

Being pro Russia and Putin, pre 2016? Would end your political career. Now if your GOP your campaign may depend on how tough you are on America, and how much you support Putin. Somehow this flies really well on the right. If they really got a trump dictatorship they wouldnt like it, at all.