100k tf

@guy33

9 ай бұрын

professor pop stole your vid

@guy33

9 ай бұрын

stolen vid here kzread.info/dash/bejne/eYOhx9WYeqm3fbQ.html

@blad3mast3r

9 ай бұрын

thanks for letting me know, i'll see what I can do about it@@guy33

Normally slanders kind of memes are... Well... Memes. But this one? This is just good and true.

@imanin9972

Жыл бұрын

this is the best one ive seen so far

@Blitzcreeper239

Жыл бұрын

Except I think J2M or CW21 for the climb rate one would have been miles better than the Pyor.

Only thing missing is wyverns outrunning everybody at 650Kph 50m above the ground at 4.0

@kastro4460

Жыл бұрын

Also them getting all four bases before any of the bombers had even reached any

@mrklotz407

Жыл бұрын

YES

@xaterepd9519

Жыл бұрын

Do 335 A-0 75Kkph ...........

@eurofalke6804

Жыл бұрын

@@xaterepd9519 The Do-335 A-0 is 4.7 and not 4.0 + those 750Kph are at 8400m altitude, near the ground where most of the fights, especially late game, will be present, it wont go faster than ~600kph, and the Do has basically Zero Gun control, it cant get its Nose on target if the enemy is aware

@princesspupcake1269

Жыл бұрын

Wyvern mains bombing 1 base then instantly dying every match.

Real

@TheHumanHighlighter

Жыл бұрын

Sup ya dingus

@atif1538

Жыл бұрын

bruh

@leonerd91

Жыл бұрын

algorithm moment

@yourfavoritejojo5235

Жыл бұрын

Yoooooooooo

@snowcat9308

Жыл бұрын

Hello e-celeb

The first time I watched this video, I laughed at every single joke. Then I realised how incredibly sad it is that I laughed at EVERY SINGLE JOKE.

@blad3mast3r

Жыл бұрын

Understanding every joke in this video is definitive proof that you've played air RB for too many hours.

as a pyörremyrsky pilot, i can confirm that the plane is actually a space shuttle.

@Entrailraider

Жыл бұрын

100%

@Thunderbox247

Жыл бұрын

no it's not, a space shuttle can't turn for shit and besides the pyörremyrsky would beat the shuttle to space shuttle to space

@ayylmao8901

Жыл бұрын

J2M2 climbs faster.

@Thunderbox247

Жыл бұрын

@@ayylmao8901 that's because it's an Anime protagonist and the oil loving, capitallists shits can't do shit

“That one sideclimbing P-47 watching his entire team chase a single JU-288 down to low altitude and die before he gets to 5km”. This is me every game I play in the P-47D-28

He speaks truthfully, silence him!

@blad3mast3r

Жыл бұрын

I embrace my impending Gaijin chatban

@Mikestriken

Жыл бұрын

o7 Seeker Head

As a Mk24 Pilot I can confirm. I think the real joke is that Su-11 and Spitfire Mk24 are the same BR. Exact Same BR

@Squiddicus2

Жыл бұрын

Thank you gayijibles

@reinbeers5322

Жыл бұрын

Or the Su11 and the 262s.

@sparkling925

Жыл бұрын

@@reinbeers5322 you can kinda get by because su-11 players are fucking awful but in a 1vs1 with good pilots there is not much you can do

@reinbeers5322

Жыл бұрын

@@sparkling925 Nah even with a good pilot in the 262, the Su11s can out-everything you. It's like the M4A1 76 and the Chi-Tos.

@sparkling925

Жыл бұрын

@@reinbeers5322 it really can yes, but a good me262 pilot can put up a good fight against a wallet warrior su11, until and f84 comes along that is

I can deeply relate to the p47 sideclimb thing

@scario_dev

Жыл бұрын

Same here, just watching the entire team die as I sideclimb 😂

@xavier4519

Жыл бұрын

american teams are just next level stupid and the meta sucks rn, tfw you watch the entire team trade before you get in position

@8ballentertainment.885

Жыл бұрын

The pain is immense with us

the fact that after 10 years we still havent gotten a new permanent gamemode for ground and air RB speaks volumes of this game and company

@barca227bc3

Жыл бұрын

Why would they do anything to make the game better? Once they saw that they could put pay to win aspects in, and that while everyone complained they still kept playing and buying. Until people leave and stop giving them money, they will never care. There are far more whales in games like this then people openly admit. I quit 3 years ago ( played since before ground rb). I used to be in a few squadrons and knew 8 people who admitted to spending a few thousand dollars on that game while having played less than 3 years.

lvl 7 Sea Vixen player trying not to lock a missile at his teammates:

For me, the last part is partly true. Unlike ground, where you can learn how to drive pretty quickly, the air requires some serious research about the planes, their playstyles, all kind of maneuvers(offensive/defensive), how not to let your pilot blackout in the middle of combat, and some basic physics knowledges. Edit: air RB is the fastest way to have a good CAS plane. You wont survive in ground RB if you dont have a good plane in your lineup

@evo3s75

Жыл бұрын

Nah don't worry, now you can take the totally not overpowered drones and get 2 easy kills

@racon8272

Жыл бұрын

wdym you wont survive if you dont have a good plane? planes contribute nothing to the ground tree your researching and their only function is to ruin someones 5 killstreak with 0 counterplay.

@ranikdesilva2543

Жыл бұрын

@@evo3s75 Me in soviet rank IV still using the br 3 IL 2 🗿

@evo3s75

Жыл бұрын

@@ranikdesilva2543 lmao same, I seriously neglected the Russian air tree so I'm still using the Pe-8 and IL-2 (1942) at br 9.3

@yourfavoritejojo5235

Жыл бұрын

I suck at air rb tho i need extra spawns.

after the recent anniversary sale all of 3.0 to 5.0 matches have at least one wyvern player that bombs one base and then just runns forever around the map

@tylersaurusakro

Жыл бұрын

And two or three XP 50s two kilometers above everyone

@treycotter

Жыл бұрын

I wish they would just run around the map. Wyverns I play immediately book it straight back to their airfield every time. I have absolutely 0 respect for anyone in a wyvern now because of them

@8ballentertainment.885

Жыл бұрын

I got the wyvern because it was cheap and a good way to grind up a tree I have no progress in. I alternate between base bomb and scoot to base to get more bombs to repeat the process (because gaijoob grind is funny), the same opener but then strafe ground targets, and once again same opener but then go combat pilot, it all depends on the map size and where the enemy team is once bombs are away. Either way, I am on the ground for as little time as I have to be. Is this respectable? XD

@just_me1232

Жыл бұрын

@@8ballentertainment.885 thats mostly what I do, i have 7.0 in ground UK tho and no air so I just used it to get a plane I can do CAS with, but now I've just gotten addicted to air rb and I'm up to 8.7 lol

Ah yes the T-4-6 combination after take-off. It's engraved in my immediate muscular memory at this point. Also thar P-47 watching the whole team die hits too hard man... AND the AAA stuff ! This isn't slander this is just straight up facts

@paulvanzyl2385

Жыл бұрын

as engraved as T-1-4 at the start of every match

@D_U_N_E

Жыл бұрын

What is that?

@paulvanzyl2385

Жыл бұрын

@@D_U_N_E Attack the D point!

@D_U_N_E

Жыл бұрын

I mean the T-1-4/T-4-6

Too factual and based. I'm off my meds aren't I?

@blad3mast3r

Жыл бұрын

Nobody taking their proper meds would log into WT

@taxreform2489

Жыл бұрын

hit target undamaged

@nothisismyopinion

Жыл бұрын

left wing😵

One of the best memes of War Thunder ever

P63 wings trying not to get a permanent fire after getting grazed by a round

@cookiecracker2

Жыл бұрын

Its worse on the f14

@LarryPigeon1

Жыл бұрын

Laughs in do335 where i am a fuckin spinning snail after getting a 7.7mm near my wing💀

as a Fw190 A-4 player i can confirm that by the time i reached the battlefield without fail an xp-50 would always dive down on my ass, no matter the altitude

@someinsignificantguy4433

Жыл бұрын

Have you tried sideclimbing? /s

@joegramlich

11 күн бұрын

Basically the US prop experience but swap the XP50 with all Germany and britain

Bro the "lone P-47" one hit deep. I'm usually that lone P-47 trying to get altitude while watching my team dogpile on some bomber. I've got to the point where if my team starts dying in droves before I even get altitude then I just turn around and J out on airfield.

@blad3mast3r

Жыл бұрын

At that point you might as well roll in to try a headon or something, less boring than giving up

@Rexzilla10

Жыл бұрын

@@blad3mast3r I'll start trying that but if I starts costing me more SL than it's worth I'll probably just go back to J'ing out on the airstrip lol

Me winning an 8 minute dogfight with an XP-50 despite being 4km bellow him and in a 190

I can relate to the Mid map AAA especially when I ground pound with typhoons or fireflies.

The side climbing p47 one was too real

First five minutes of an american main in air rb: 💤💤💤 (he decided to sideclimb and dogfight instead of groundpounding)

Air RB is worth playing for those sick 1v4 clutches once in a while

As an Air Sim pilot, i will welcome each one of you open handed

@EmeraldArchive

Жыл бұрын

Air sim doesn't exist

The one about Swedish 13.2mm guns reminded me when the J21a was introduced, it was at BR 3.0. Unbelievably strong

@blad3mast3r

Жыл бұрын

Yep, nice and op while the swede tree was available only to paying "testers" and then nerfed shortly after

0:55 Enough said. I've played both the Ju-288 and.. not the P47 but 6.0 aircraft a lot and usually allied teams end up all diving for the flood of 288s. There's only one or two guys usually who don't do that and sideclimb to actually live longer than 5 minutes. 1:12 YES!! REMOVE!! NO MORE AA THAT YOU CAN NEVER FIGHT BACK AGAINST EVEN AS A GROUND POUNDER!!

Man thats the most honest War Thunder slander you can find

Realistic players when they see someone playing arcade: (they simply cant comprehend people having fun)

The Swedish 13.2s do be amazing, the explosive filler is amazing to have. Too bad they get swapped out for the absolutely average .50s in the jets.

If there was a War Thunder time capsule, this would be in it. Absolute gold

The last one is the truest of them all

I think you forget about the light bombers after they drop all bombs on one base and then smack the plane in the ground

As a ground rb player, I can confirm the last slander piece is very accurate.

You forfot the biggest frustration that only happens in air rb,... The teamkilling

As a xp-50 player true.

My favorite is when you are having a nice 1v1 dogfight with another plane and someone just shows up and blasts you

forgot the classic "50 cals shredding people from 2km away"

My shitty teammates running away when im being attacked (meanwhile me saving their asses 5 times a game)

@SajithRupasinghe

Жыл бұрын

Yes. I almost stopped helping random team mates. No backup whatsoever for us once we get into the fight to save someone else.

@bumblethunder

Жыл бұрын

@@SajithRupasinghe true

Another slander : The whole team in top tier proceding to turn on the left at less than 200meters :

Truly one of the slander videos of all time

Holy shit LMFAO 😂 Out of all the “Warthunder X Slander” videos this one, to me, is the best. You win, I’ll sub 😉

The most accurate WT slander I have ever seen. Nice

Ah yes the game mode where you climb for two hours, dive on someone, get your kill stolen then get your pilot knocked out by some dude who snuck up on you.

Literally THE BEST SLADER ON THE INTERNET including where you quit

the funniest part about this is its all so true. especially the ju288 ones. very high quality and funny good job m8.

"relizing that air RB isn't even worth playing": Me:thats why i play Arcade Battles

@damionhiggins2625

Жыл бұрын

Idk I find air rb fun up until 9.3 and sometimes it’s fun at 11.3 when ur team isn’t brain dead SU-22 players

bombers trying not to let go of their tail as soon as its damaged

My favorite part of Air RB is the fact that I make more progress on my plane trees by playing Ground RB

I love swedish 13mm belts I LOVE THEM

What’s wild is that that last thing is too true, in the way that air ab, it’s quick to get to the fight, relatively easy to get kills, at higher ranks, pay is pretty good. But air rb retains almost nothing from arcade, takes too fucking long to get to the fight, and when you do, you just end up getting destroyed by some tryhard who just got down from fucking orbit, doesn’t pay much more than Arcade, and is all around literally useless

Air RB is what got me kicking War Thunder the first time I have relapsed 3 times but never again air RB

certainly one of the slanders ever made

As your 100th subscriber I shall now go and suffer in war thunder air RB. Congrats on reaching 100 subs and keep up the epic work. T - 4 - 6

@blad3mast3r

Жыл бұрын

Cheers!

The planned BR changes reaction is spot on

That's why I left RB and now play only air SIM. I find it much more fun

This video is a work of art.

The best slander I have ever seen

This is great how do you only have 39 subscribers

last few enemies that camp the airfield and win on tickets anyway

nice work man, pretty accurate slander XD

This is a masterpiece of facts

O:54 I feel that so much, I play the thunder bolt MK1 and p47M as my main SL grinders and every fucking match is f2gs dieing to 288s then the f4ubs go after it and then the p51s try to catch it when thw f4ubs can't dive fast enough and the meme shows my exact feelings on the matter

*Laughs in DCS*

as a bomber main, i can confirm this

this is the best slander of all time holy shit

You forgot to add "Soviet mains when they get killed 3 minutes into the battle by a bf109, a6m2 or by a mustang"

Finally someone remember pyorremyrsky

i saw that tetx at the end and ur right nobady can

most accurate wt slander

This. Based af, best content about air rb on yt.

That spit 24 meme hits hard

@blad3mast3r

Жыл бұрын

Nothing quite like loading in with your prop plane and seeing 1000kph capable swept wing jets next to you on the airstrip)))))

the p-47 one was so real

0:55 U.S players spending half the match climbing, only for an entire wave of Russian and German planes to dive on them.

I am that lone sideclimbing p-47

Best slander video i've seen

@blad3mast3r

Жыл бұрын

thanks

the cold, hard truth. now we just need a game to replace it

@blad3mast3r

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to the endless wait for an aRB competitor game.

“Digital Purgatory” I agree!

This is why I play arcade. It takes me two minutes to get to the battlefield instead of ten and I don’t instantly die to midfield aa

I swear to god, my blood boils whenever I see the XP-50

There's a hole in our left wing! Leaking water! We're leaking something! Going down! Mayday! Mayday! Those messages make me rage because there's 6 enemy planes on my tail and at the same time make me sad because the pilot is pointlessly trying to scream something and survive while my team doesnt give a shit.

You'll be back though. You can never leave.

@blad3mast3r

Жыл бұрын

good eyes

thats why i play air ab and ground rb

Solid as G8N1 airframe

Air RB in my 3.3 P-51 Mustang with the 4 20mm hispano cannons is so much fun, people hate my AA belts, only downside is ammo is nonexistant after a half second burst

the snail about to put this in the official channel

1:24 the joke here is that the j22A/B , j21a1 b18 and swedish pplanes with 13.2mm guns can absolutely evaporate ur plane with just One bullet

"realising that war thunder isn't worth playing"

I can't wait for part 2

Last part is so true its hurt

man... This is so true, it hurts ...

It's sad that I haven't played in a couple years now and I can still understand all but one of these.

@blad3mast3r

Жыл бұрын

Years pass, patches and metas come and go, but air RB remains air RB

The stealth belt one really got me man. Its the same like prem a-10 players accusing me of cheating after i shot them down with r-60m (their dodging tactics were dropping a shitton of flares while flying in straight line)

The last one hit me hard. Just realized a week ago fml.

T-4-6 is a lifestyle

I’m an ARB main, and when I first installed I thought GRB and naval were just gimmicks I could just try out. I still believe this. I’m 3 planes away from tier 5. I’m thinking of getting some jets, and then finally start playing ground. Probably using M22 to rush point and then spawning in jets.

@geko_acidic

Жыл бұрын

you are the physical embodyment of everything wrong with mid-hightier GRB

@a-tech5452

Жыл бұрын

@@geko_acidic that is what i strive to be

bruh.... made my Day mate... made my day 😄😎😉

Masterpiece

Rocket plane pilots when they get matched in an EC map: