Admech be like: "Did you try turning it off, burning incense, and praying to the Omniassiah before turning it back on again?"

@woofwolf435

7 жыл бұрын

If that is their advice, then it's no wonder nothing works. They don't recommend a single litany?

@quantuman100

7 жыл бұрын

i heard if one is in a hurry (under fire), a chant will also suffice for field repair

@ConformingToEmptiness

7 жыл бұрын

A chant to a machine is merely wind from your lungs, if not done by the correct authorities on such matters.

@AngelCakes1997

7 жыл бұрын

Matthew Campbell You must first provide a litany of forgiveness to the machine before you turn it off.

@DaytonaRoadster

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but it normally works...UNLESS UR A HERETIC!

Good wholesome musics for the whole family

@alekjanowski9847

8 жыл бұрын

+Dzaga Maga Only machine ;P (Btw, as soldier of Guard I already have 26 implants, so i think what is PUHE truth!)

@alekjanowski9847

8 жыл бұрын

Dzaga Maga So be it. And my only question is: What is your rule in Adeptus Mechanicus? Are you a servitor, machine chapelan or something else?

@alekjanowski9847

8 жыл бұрын

Dzaga Maga U got gut XD

@alekjanowski9847

8 жыл бұрын

Dzaga Maga Yush & u don't need to "Git Gut" xD

@zombie_ghandi215

6 жыл бұрын

OK i fnally joining the techno-religion if the machine god

"A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!

@sirpotatoaim4578

4 жыл бұрын

i think you mean the heretics... exept dark mechanicum but... we dont talk about them

@nerag7459

4 жыл бұрын

Not a fan of Fallout 3?

@heavyweaponsguy3074

4 жыл бұрын

Nerag new Vegas

@nerag7459

4 жыл бұрын

@@heavyweaponsguy3074 I thought I'd start from the top.

@Audiotrocious

3 жыл бұрын

Fallout New Vegas toaster is hilarious

I swear, just because I spend a lot of time on the laptop due to my job, my friends think I am some Tech Priest that can magically solve the viruses that have destroyed their computers. Machine Spirit protect them...

Rubbed down my PC and lite some scented candles. The Graphic's card is finally installed and working.

@johnyyonehand

8 жыл бұрын

+raltor40 Bless the Machine God! May he guide your iterations!

@grrtacos71

8 жыл бұрын

Don't forget to pray to the machine spirit for a long and good service life

@raltor40

8 жыл бұрын

Do not worry. I do it every day.

@flankymerc1405

8 жыл бұрын

+InquisitorEkim so if the machine spirit is alive and good ... what is microsoft in the bionic ayes of our lord ?

@grrtacos71

8 жыл бұрын

FlankyMerc PC is the Adeptus Mechanicus. Apple is Tau Heresy

Lies of the antipath - Tzeentch? Rage of the beast - Khorne? Temptations of the fleshlord - Slaanesh? Ravages of the destroyer - Nurgle?

@patrickgray6699

8 жыл бұрын

+william stanley Yes, I think so.

@asteroidrules

8 жыл бұрын

+william stanley For Nurgle I thought more of "rotting cage of biomatter", ravages of the destroyer could be a reference to Khaine (the only surviving Eldar God).

@Messianic4Ever

8 жыл бұрын

May Sparkle yea it was a bit difficult to decide 4 chaos gods in a song verse that has 6 different lines ^^;

@wyatt735

8 жыл бұрын

+May “A-T” Sparkle Eldar laughing God is cooler then Khaine tbh

@Messianic4Ever

8 жыл бұрын

Wyatt Campbell ^

The weakness of the mind - Heresy The lies of the antipath - Tzeentch The rage of the beast - Khorne The ravages of the destroyer - Nurgle (he's repeatedly called the Great Destroyer in the novels) The temptations of the fleshlord - Slaanesh This rotting cage of biomatter - Human mortality

@samlevy9897

Жыл бұрын

You forgot “the temptations of the fleshlord”, although I think we all know who that’s referring to.

@anonguy772

Жыл бұрын

@@samlevy9897 Fixed and yup, Slaanesh

I play this every time I upgrade my PC.

@rayanderson5797

4 жыл бұрын

Good. This is a suitable litany to use for such a situation. Just don't forget the oils.

@leermann

4 жыл бұрын

Just pray to the Machine God. Your divine cogitator needn't new details and components - only your faith.

They're quoting someone from the Iron Hands and the Dogma Mechanicus. They're actual quotes from the fluff. Whether this makes them lazy or awesome is up to the viewer.

@gavinhayes6153

5 жыл бұрын

One answer is simply righteous zealotry. The other flirts with heresy. The choice is yours. Praise the Emperor

@ROFLobster4884

5 жыл бұрын

Jdtheepic Makes it all the better if you ask me.

@midshipman8654

5 жыл бұрын

Jdtheepic I’d say it’s definitely the later.

@WTFisTingispingis

5 жыл бұрын

The latter for sure. It's that kind of thing i love when fans use that kind of detail.

@tamerofhorses2200

4 жыл бұрын

Considering most of the HMKids' songs are written carefully and not just copied, I'd say having a few songs with chanting from the lore itself is hardly laziness.

Just updated my Nvidia video card drivers even though I wasn't having any issues with my games. The Omnissiah was telling me not to do it. I could hear him warning me from the oosphere, but I did anyway. So the Nvidia driver update does its thing and after my system reboots my second monitor wasn't working. After trying several things nothing would work so I reverted to System Restore. I praised the Omnissiah the entire time. By the grace of the Omnissiah and through the sacred spirit of my venerable machine, both monitors are now back up and running. Praise the Omnissiah!

From the weakness of the mind, omnissiah save us From the lies of the antipath, circuit preserve us From the rage of the beast, iron protect us From the temptations of the fleshlord, silica cleanse us From the ravages of the destroyer, anima shield us From this rotting cage of biomatter machine god set us free There is no truth in flesh only betryal there is no strength in flesh only weakness there is no constancy in flesh only decay there is no certainty in flesh but death

I love the robotic background voice . Omnissiah save us!

@josephcalabrese6337

7 жыл бұрын

Machine god, SET US FREE!!!

I played this on my computer... ...now it's a cogitator

as a representative of the Adeptus Mechanicus I approve this message

@theomnissiah-9120

7 жыл бұрын

The Tech Priest your God is in agreement

@ConformingToEmptiness

7 жыл бұрын

As a fellow Tech Preist and devout worshiper of the Machine God. I too approve of this message.

I think the view counter is broken. It's only showing my views.

@khorne6475

8 жыл бұрын

Light a candle!

@TheChoujinVirus

7 жыл бұрын

just don't mention that to Magnus

@Bruva_Ayamhyt

5 жыл бұрын

Have you tried making a sacrifice and prayers to appease your computer's machine spirit?

@stormjet814

4 жыл бұрын

Have you checked for an abominable intelligence infestation?

Flesh: replaced and upgraded FPS: 60, praise the Omnissiah Hereteks: Backtraced and cyber-arbites contacted

This song perfectly describes my current job.

@Blue-nn1oh

9 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@Blue-nn1oh

9 жыл бұрын

Blue So many mutants, heretics, xenos, and worse; so little time.

@andrewch4066

5 жыл бұрын

You job was to replace body parts with machinery? (though this seriously may be the case, e.g. there are people the lost their limb(s) and had them replaced with robotic ones, so presumably there is a job to build, test and maintain such robotic limbs)

@KhoaLe-uc2ny

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew Che i think he meant engineering

@midshipman8654

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew Che or, you know, IT.

Glory to Mankind, and pray with me the Omnimessiah, brothers.

@SAXONITEWARRIOR23

9 жыл бұрын

In libations of Holy Oil, I bathe thee. I pray you fire true. With sweeps of blessed cloth, I clean you. Watch over me Omnissiah as I bring justice to your enemies.

@WTFisTingispingis

5 жыл бұрын

Beep boop

@markusnavergard2387

4 жыл бұрын

the void dragon is pleased

//Blessed are those who dwell within the Machine, for theirs is true freedom from pain

me and my battle brothers enjoy traveling the warp blasting these sound tapes! For the emperor!

@twilightparanormalresearch186

Жыл бұрын

Same

I beseech you, Machine God, to set me free from this here rotting cage of biomatter and help me embrace the glorious perfection of the Machine!

NO FLESH SHALL BE SPARED.

Some may find the TTS off-putting, they do not have a vox caster surgically implanted in them to properly understand

Want to know how awesome mankind's tech was during the Dark Age of Technology? They got starships with hyperaccurate chronocannons capable to cripple an eldar cruiser in ONE shot.

The Adeptus Mechanicus approves of this song

Is that Glados's voice I hear? Glados is the Omnissiah, it all makes sense now!

@josephcalabrese6337

7 жыл бұрын

Glados is the Mother Teresa for the Omnissiah.

@tamerofhorses2200

4 жыл бұрын

Glados is an AI. An affront to the Omnissiah.

@Audiotrocious

3 жыл бұрын

SHODAN would make more sense since SHODAN refers to herself as a deity

Ave Deus Mechanicus.

@MagnificentFiend

10 жыл бұрын

Deus Mechanice (vocative case since you're addressing him).

@sintanan469

10 жыл бұрын

MagnificentFiend tsk, tsk. Did you not recognize the pun? Ave Deus Mechanicus, as in the Adeptus Mechanicus.

@MagnificentFiend

10 жыл бұрын

Indeed, but pedantry takes precedence over puns with me ;¬P

@SuperGman117

7 жыл бұрын

Deus est machina.

@heraldyvraine8543

5 жыл бұрын

AVE DEUS IMPERATOR YOU HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!! Said the inquisitor before being bribed by adeptus mechanicus

FleshLord -Dark Prince Slaanesh Flashlord - it only a small mistake in a machine code

One of the few groups in the grim dark universe of 40k that it would not suck being apart of.

Hey! It's me! :D

me after installing new graphics card

ALL HAIL THE MACHINE SPIRIT ALL HAIL THE MACHINE GOD THANK YOU MACHINE SPIRIT THANK YOU MACHINE GOD

This actually sound better them the one on the offical HMKids channel

Когда запускаешь Генту необходимо помолится Богу-Машине, ну или как обычно краш. Обязательное условие, сто пудов. Рекомендую молится каждый раз перед бэкапом.

Stroheim would be proud.

@mr.froggu3292

6 жыл бұрын

Admiral Attila Is that a JoJo reference?

@WTFisTingispingis

6 жыл бұрын

Admiral Attila SEKAI ICHI

@johndanes2294

5 жыл бұрын

HUMAN SCIENCE IS BEST IN THE GALAXY!

I, for one, salute our Mechanicus Allies :|

"five percent of my former flesh remains, guess where it is..."

@shanegrimes3455

4 жыл бұрын

Im sure its not brain

The Iron Hands Boldly Stand next to the greatness that is the War-Host of the Adeptus Mechanicus. All Hail The Machine God OMNISSIAH. Iron hands yell as the charge starts *FLESH IS WEAK*

Honestly, this is better than the one of their official channel.

The only song with screamo that I enjoy.

dammit i cant stop listaning to this!....why do they make such damn good tribute music?!

@adrienof95

9 жыл бұрын

Xodis99 The binary code is going to fuck you right in the brain, like the propagandia of Imperial Guard, but in most effective. Welcome to Adeptus Mechanicus.

had they just stuck to the machine voice with harder metal, this song would go from good to epic.

@resmetal You did a SPECTACULAR job!!!!! The intro at the beginning is especially good, I LOVE IT!!!!

I think Adeptus Mechanicus got corrupted by the anti-spirals.

@WaspCameraInSpringfield

10 жыл бұрын

Fuck off anime-tard.

@TheStephenShow

10 жыл бұрын

Peter Smith Come on! The Adeptus Mechanicus share similarities to the Anti-Spirals. Based off the song above, they prefer to be mechanical over organic so they could last and think flesh is pathetic and worthless. The Anti-Spirals are nihilists who killed off other Spiral Races to ensure that they can't use Spiral Energy and bring out the Spiral Nemesis. The Anti-Spirals also rendered themselves unable to produce Spiral Energy, which requires helical DNA to produce.

@alphasimaed

10 жыл бұрын

The anti-spirals would get crushed by Chaos beffore they even get to the Mechanicus.

@magmos6346

10 жыл бұрын

Peter Smith You eff off. Kamina is clearly a weaker version of either Gork or Mork. The other guy would have to be Coop from Megas XLR.

@TheAtomicGoliath

9 жыл бұрын

*Facepalm* Its the Dark Machanicus you fool!

It was adopted after the Emperor was encased on the Golden Throne as a symbol of his immortal, ever-vigilant status.

AVE DEUS MECHANICUS!!

@TovenDo.O.Video-

6 жыл бұрын

thuzan117 AVE

@danissadovsky1212

5 жыл бұрын

DEUS EX MACHINA

@danissadovsky1212

5 жыл бұрын

@Schandoro07 I am heretek)))

@danissadovsky1212

5 жыл бұрын

@Schandoro07 rly? I am from Belarus, so ty)

@mrhram1152

5 жыл бұрын

@@danissadovsky1212 I am Alpharius

I love this song

Everyone that hopes to be worthy and saved should learn Assembler, C, C++, Prolog and Haskell (just in case, you know) and listen to this song daily.

How the hell did they get a techpriest to sing?

Прикольный клип!!)) Впрямь я не знаю ГИМН КИБЕРПАНКА!!! Спасибо авторам за это ШЕДЕВР и тем кто его выложил в KZread.

The intro is just epic.

Everytime I fix the copier

Dude, the Imperium of man LOVES it's skull motif. The real question is where did the skull come from.

Чем старше становишься, тем идея приобщиться к Механикум становится соблазнительнее, что предсказуемо. Но это одновременно отвергает возможность для человека измениться и противостоять Пагубным Силам иным способом.

@brayanhustler93

2 жыл бұрын

я для себя выбрал путь - быть одновременно псайкером и техножрецом. Усидеть на двух стульях и только так. Чего и вам советую

@V1nkeN

Жыл бұрын

@@brayanhustler93 Сидеть на двух стольях это вам к слаанеш)

@leermann

Жыл бұрын

@@brayanhustler93 Выбрал путь такой. Крутой, посылаешь инквизиторов на хрен, нагибаешь демонов, круче только яйца Императора. А потом проснулся обосранным в бараке перед двадцатичасовой сменой на мануфакторуме.

@iPlaga

6 күн бұрын

​@@leermann Бро, ты уже в Прекрасном Империуме Будущего. Расскажи, как тебе передать каши из ку-прометиума, а также спичек? Наш неравнодушный товарищ за миску этой каши ногу отдал.

Me getting a arm Prostetic be like:

Flesh is weak! May the blessing of the Omnissiah be with you!

ADMECH WILL PREVAIL

I have been looking this song for a few months. Got buried under the games ost

No i realised it... He is simply reading up lines from "the holy book of the omnisiah" (better known as a manual) And his voice is autotuned because that was the best tech they could salvage

After studying computer science for few years you sort of start to think like this.

Is there a an instrumental or a original where the organ/pipes are from?

They could flip the switch they would just need 10 servitors and be chanting something to the omnissiah

This is so awesome!

Классно Сделано! Респект Автору Клипа и Автору Песни! Omnissiah save us!!!

*Matt Ward appears in front of Doomrider stealing his cocaine and smacking him off his bike with the 6th edition rule book* "YOU AREN'T IN THIS EDITION!" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

the following message is really long, but, when you translate all of it into english, makes perfect sense

But science does make sense most of the time, presuming that you are actually willing to spend time studying and making sense of it.

no one is quite sure but there is a belief that the void dragon is the night bringer of one of the last four c'tan in the galaxy the gods that the necron pledge themsleves (this is my best guess by this)

this is a great video nice job

This is so much win!!!!! :D Great song!!! great video!!!

о великий дух моего ПК к тебе взываю снизь пожалуста температуру видеокарты когда я играю в ведьмак 3.а то 90 градусов это много ты же сам периодический отрубаешся из за этого аминь!

@faithkeeper9023

8 жыл бұрын

+mdark Shelter Ты не правильно молишься дху твоего компьютера. Правильная молитва найдена опытным путём поколениями поклоняющихся духу компьютеров. 1. Набрать в гугле, как улучшить охлаждение видеокарты 2. Почитать 3. ПОнадобится специальный ритуалный инвентарь типа ножовка по металу или дрели 4 Покупаем мощный кулер или ничего не покупаем. 5. Делаем много дырок в корпусе не повреждая начинку 5.1 Ставим куллер на болты с дырками под болты проделанные дрелью или не ставим, если не покупали. 6 Закрываем дырки изнутри марлей. 7. Наслаждаемся

@defaulttech-priest8879

8 жыл бұрын

Слава Омниссии!

@Ufdyt

8 жыл бұрын

+Lich King Ner'zhul Некронам слава!

@mrhram1152

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ufdyt Сарех приде порядок навидэ

@iPlaga

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrhram1152 Омниссия, вознагради слугу твоего!

sometimes adeptus mechanicus creepier than chaos things

The Omnissiah is really the last C'tan Star-God in the galaxy, the same one the Necrons pray to. There were some disturbances in a giant cave in Mars, and some egghead wanted to melta-bomb the tunnel shut (unwittingly waking the "Omnissiah" if he'd succeeded), but the Mechanicum opted to seal it with lots of ferrocrete. Hope I cleared stuff up.

From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us From the lies of the antipath, circuit preserve us From the rage of the beast, iron protect us From the temptations of the flashlord, Silicia cleance us From the ravages of destroyer, Anima shield us From this rotting cage of bio matter, Machine God set us free There is no truth in flesh only betrayal There is no strength in flesh only weakness There is no constancy in flesh only decay There is no certainty in flesh only death

This song waike up the titanicus.

we have here 13 heretics, we have to show them the power of the machine god and the Ominissiah, unleash the titans...

great work in being able to translate it: i'll check out the spelling mistakes later. :)

Guessing that "the temptations of the Flashlord" refers to Slaaneshi influence?

@halflifeger4179

8 жыл бұрын

Fleshlord, actually. And yes, you are right.

@destroyerofskulls3036

8 жыл бұрын

Which kind of 'Flash' is being referred to here?

@burtarmstrong9968

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's supposed to say "flesh, Lord" or "fleshlord"?

@flashn00b

3 жыл бұрын

@@destroyerofskulls3036 Very belated reply, but I assume "flash" could refer to getting bricked.

Love it !!

Nice video!

Ave Machina, brother!

Does anyone know how to distort your voice to match the one being used in this video? I SO wanna use it, playing a tech-priest in my Dark Heresy Group.

Not likely, the Old Ones were likely wiped out in the War in Heaven, and the lore seems to say that the Void Dragon was a C'tan fragment that was defeated by the Emperor and sealed off in Mars

I love how the lines are from Dawn of War

This was kick ass!

"And then the great and one technological omnnissiah awoke from his slumbers on mars, and he, the one, the void dragon, he who was taken advatage of by the flesh emperor, would awake from his sluber at the end of time, to purge unclean and clean alike, flesh and metal, and not even the strongest of the gods of flesh could stop him." -His comment. A few spelling mistakes unless I'm mistaken.

anyone know if theres a good place to find the rest of their songs in english?

@OsirisAtaraxis

9 жыл бұрын

There are very few of their music is in English because Those Boyz the HmKids are Russians.

@spacehitler4537

8 жыл бұрын

+werwertomi And honestly the lyrics tend to be better sung in Russian. The language just sounds good.

"Om-niss-aye-uh" is how it's pronounced but other than that, this is epicness incarnate.

This is great.. omg !

What's the image at 1:32? I'm trying to compile a group of the best images for a Mechanicus codex, and I want that picture in it.

Железное сердце галактики!!!!

Adeptus Mechanicus is the most creepy organization in Imperium/

@beastwarsFTW

7 жыл бұрын

I think that would be the Gray Knights, Techpriests don't kill loyal people and coat themselves with their blood.

Free youtube to mp3 converter but i want to buy the disks where i can order the songs

What's the second image? I need it badly for my codex but can't find it anywhere...

Has to be my new favourite band lol

Im sorry, one simply could not resist

Your remark is exactly my point. but everyone is free to belive in what themselves chosse. Hail the stargods and their immortal servants.

Beautifully done and a perfect fit for 40k. Do they do others?

@kingkong381

8 жыл бұрын

+Patrick Gray They do but in Russian for the most part. This is the only English language song they've done that I'm aware of.

@TrueScottsmen

8 жыл бұрын

+kingkong381 well there was the ork song ere we go

@matejspevacek1226

8 жыл бұрын

And one on Deamonettes

@TheDarkCountess1 it band name -HMKids-

Sweet song