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@napoleonbonapathy6943

2 жыл бұрын

I am an aerospace engineer and private pilot supporting the fact the earth is flat and stationary. Education is indoctrination. Big bang, evolution, relativity, gravity theories are all lies designed to sell the fake spinning, moving globe to the masses. Hollywood is a great keyboard on which the government can play. It is also a mighty wand from which spells are broadcast. ‘Govern mental’ literally means ‘mind control.’ Attitudes, behaviors, thoughts, mannerisms, memes are mass controlled through the broadcast. Simultaneous levels and layers of programming are being broadcast into the population telling them who to worship, inverting right and wrong, true and false, displacing reality to replace it with a virtual and alternate reality as far as the mind of the population can be manipulated, which is very far. People are extremely malleable. Children are even more impressionable. Einstein meant it when he said that imagination is more important than knowledge. He wanted for us to stay asleep in the imaginary, inverted world that they created for us; some call it the matrix, others call it the zeitgeist, this erroneous perception of our world and universe. Yet this perception is part of the collective consciousness that was put together through the broadcasting of spells. As long as whatever inhabits the mind of the population is imaginary and detached from reality then the controllers have nothing to fear as far their control system goes. From birth, the population is tuned in to the wavelengths the authors of the system (i.e. the authorities) broadcast from their Hollywood wands. As the RHCP once said, space may be the final frontier but it's made in Hollywood basement. Only by awareness of this manipulation can you resist the big inversion. They live, while we sleep. Food for thought. Bon apathy.

Jerry reading off a list that he wrote like he’d never seen it before is gold

@Tree2248

2 жыл бұрын

I guarantee 90% of that list his mom wrote lmao

@jallerson3245

2 жыл бұрын

It had strong Prestige Worldwide vibes haha

@matthew8921

2 жыл бұрын

That was a real life scene from the office, incredible.

@TheDownsie14

2 жыл бұрын

I am a 30 year old man and I had tears coming from eyes. That whole bit was hilarious. Wait, is it a bit or that is just Jerry?

@jq5364

2 жыл бұрын

Jerry might be the best content barstool has had for a long time. hahah give me more.!!!

Jersey Jerry scene something straight out of The Office

@irabernstein

2 жыл бұрын

its an SNL sketch with jonah hill

Jersey Jerry’s “I’ll see ya in the funny papers” sign off tells me I’ll love him

@dbollenbach901

2 жыл бұрын

Check out some of his previous content with Bob from Brilliantly Dumb. SO funny. The airbnb stay in Florida is just next level. Jersey Jerry is unreal.

this jerry character is insane. I like the protection for life for his baby to ensure hes on your side through his lunacy.

@LiterallyGod

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like he kills people

@fleacircus4408

2 жыл бұрын

I hope Barstool is better at looking after babies than they are gold fish.

@TheTrainFan

2 жыл бұрын

@@LiterallyGod no way, Jersey Jerry has a heart of gold

@CWebbKTA

2 жыл бұрын

Bro if you could see him in podcasts and whatnot with BrilliantlyDumb, you'd know just how funny everything about this guy is

@ryanwallfanclub

2 жыл бұрын

@@fleacircus4408 fake news

Jersey jerry negotiating like a union rep boss move

@Ddub1083

2 жыл бұрын

possibly maybe before every demand haha love it.

"I would like a One Bite frozen pizza, one a month, for my family" Jerry is going to be electric, but they can't over saturate him like they did with Frank.

@ryanparrotte3558

2 жыл бұрын

he's the anti-frank, soft-spoken and likes everyone, frank's abrasive and hates everyone.

@suba517

2 жыл бұрын

I guarantee, those two are going to have some kid of show/podcast within the next 6 months. Barstool is going to bleed them both dry

@Ddub1083

2 жыл бұрын

haha I see that BC is acting as agent again...

@MacfarLanden

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryanparrotte3558 Everyone except Nadu

Jersey Jerry might finally take us back to the milton days

Jersey Jerry already my favorite 😂😂😂

Jersey Jerry has this vibe....this aura around him that I love. Let's see what this pipe fitter can do. Can't wait to see Rico hate him for no discernable reason.

@BandoKazooie

2 жыл бұрын

Pipe fitters are tough as shit Rico will get shitty and this dude and regret it

Jersey Jerry's contract negotiation was very wholesome 🥺🥺🥺 wish him the best full time at barstool!

@callowaymills5406

2 жыл бұрын

Dave said he’s gonna take care of that kid even if jerry dies, he probably got the best negotiation out of anyone

@byron7583

2 жыл бұрын

You could tell he was so genuinely happy when he said thank you Dave for being my friend, also when he was talking to Kayce and Marty about being full time. Love Jersey Jerry

3:10. "HES NOT GROSS, HES JUST ITALIAN.." Fucking LEGENDARY!

@andrewboyce7268

2 жыл бұрын

Stolen from the Pat McAfee Show 🤷

@andrewbay2011

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewboyce7268 I’m sure that pat was the only person in history to use that phrase

Jersey Jerry pitched Dave a competition where women send him pictures of their feet, and he makes a bracket and judges. The winner would get "a mani, pedi, and a 250 dollar amazon gift card." Mintz said he should call it "Arch madness" And Im assuming Jerry would want to give the mani pedi 😂💀 These new hires are comedy gold.

@ghesch

2 жыл бұрын

Which show/vid was this on?

@lukeut8680

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghesch Picks Central this week they talked about it with Jersey Jerry

@travisschantz9565

2 жыл бұрын

they should just find some guy named Manny to pet their feet... “manny petty”

@TouchT3ch

2 жыл бұрын

He already did it once in his Instagram 😂

@andrewhernandez1383

2 жыл бұрын

Been following him since the beginning and man is GOLD

Jersey Jerry will be an absolute force I can tell

@joeshmo4593

9 ай бұрын

Saw the script

"It says here" "OK, you wrote that, right?" LMFAO EDIT: I love this guy, maybe he's putting on a schtick, but he seems about as genuine as it gets. Kayce was so nice. Loved it.

@michaelsawyer2470

2 жыл бұрын

I seriously can't tell if he is... Idk how he wouldn't break character 🤣 he's fucking hilarious tho "last one" hahaha

@seanberg916

2 жыл бұрын

Jersey Jerry is 100% legit. Ive been following this guy since his days with Brilliantly Dumb

@TheTrainFan

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, he’s legit, that’s how he always is

@petercoulter2891

2 жыл бұрын

That new Pup Punk tune slaps!

Barstool just signed an absolute rocketship of content with Jersey Jerry

Love barstool Jersey Jerry with the help of Big Cat. Best negotiating by Dave Ever. I was crying so funny.

Jerry seems actually self aware but not at the same time which is the perfect equation for electricity. Also seems like a super nice guy. 10/10 hire so far

This is the funniest stool streams in a long time. Poop lasagna and Protection for Jersey Jerry’s unborn child.

"I will ease into it, it says here." "Ok, well you wrote that right?" "Yeah" "OK" *Dave looks into the camera trying not to laugh* Absolute gold

@PaxChristi7

2 жыл бұрын

Read this right as he said it, this guy is fucking electric lmao

@alenk9809

2 жыл бұрын

This was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

That pup punk song is a legit banger

@johnpentecost4596

2 жыл бұрын

What’s the song called?

@jay11111111100

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnpentecost4596 my real girlfriend

26:00 absolute banger

@RickyTheDon

2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe they didn't get more mentions. They need an album.

@noflonowshow

2 жыл бұрын

Certified banger!

@noflonowshow

2 жыл бұрын

@@RickyTheDon too many highlights in these stool scenes.

Jersey Jerry is a great story and reasons why Barstool is amazing for the culture

This guy can’t be real his talk with Dave had me in tears

How is nobody appreciating that musical performance at the end

Jersey Jerry reading the list, is as close as we'll ever get to a real life re-enactment of Luca Brasi trying to thank the Godfather on the day of his Daughters wedding. The way he say's "thanks for being my friend" just cracked me up, and reminded me of Luca saying how he wishes his "Daughters child be a masculine child"

These songs at the end are not getting close to enough attention they're heat

I think Glenny forgot he couldn't just yell "mom shitters clogged" and walked away. Him not flushing first is just borderline caveman behavior.

@elles.9255

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao on the first sentence! 😂 Idk on the second… sometimes - I would think even more for guys - you gotta go and youre not “detail-oriented” at that point! 🤔

@RadDadisRad

2 жыл бұрын

Not flushing first is office sabotage

@coreymorrison6669

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly!! He's used to Mommy taking care of his big poopies

@johnnyschist9550

2 жыл бұрын

@@elles.9255 Na that's definitely caveman behavior. Guys don't just turn blind when we shit. No one does. During the live stream he went from saying "I didn't see the paper" to "I saw the paper" To "I pooped on the paper thinking that was ok" No one doesn't see what's in a toilet before they go. He literally said in this stool scenes he saw it. Described it as "a softball size ball" which would struggle to get flushed to begin with then said he added a layer of shit and more toilet paper on top. He literally chose to take a crap on a mound of toilet paper then added more toilet paper thinking that was normal. Then flushed. I mean he's not a rub and tug guy, not a strip club guy, not a poop lasagna guy,. Forgot the many other things he's not but i mean he really is.

Jersey Jerry is the best hire ever made by barstool

Jersey Jerry is already my favorite Barstool employee. And we will protect that baby!

Jersey Jerry is my favourite person at barstool already

Lady with Addison " its wasnt you its okay, its his fault" right infront of karim 😅😂😂😂

It was always Jersey Jerry!

“I had a viral video that went viral.” - Jersey Jerry, 2021 (colorized)

Jersey Jerry just stole Ricos lunch 5 seconds after getting off the couch lol

Jersey jerry is exactly what we needed

JERSEY JERRY IS GOOOOOOLD!!! Can’t wait.

The best Hire I’ve ever Seen💯💯💯 hands down🤙🏽

Can we go back to two episodes a week please ? This was a great ep Jerry is an electric factory

@drugaddictwithknowledge9603

2 жыл бұрын

And they said once a week will go to longer episodes instead of 2 shorter episodes. Now it’s just down to once a week of shorter episodes

It was ALWAYS Jersey Jerry. It was ALWAYS to the Moon. MORE JERRY!

I haven’t cried watching a stool scenes until jerZ JERRY

Loved the song at the end listened to it several times

Jersey Jerry to the fuckin MOON! This guy seems so genuine. I can’t wait to see what he brings to the brand.

The way JJ asks if he has to pay for the flights is so wholesome

Need more Jersey Jerry asap

i wanna hug jerry. love dave for this stuff

This new guy is the best hire EVER. Fucking love him

Jersey Jerry reminds me of the creepy uncle/lawyer in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Jerry and frank would make an electric pod cast

Jersey Jerry is already my favorite person at Barstool. That job negotiation with Dave was amazing

LFG Jer!!!! It was always jersey jerry so proud of you!!!

Protect Jerry at all cost. The way he was reading that list 😂

dang. those songs at the end were fire!

Jersey Jerry is going to absolutly kill it at Da Stool! He has a very OG Barstool vibe haha LOVE IT!

"for here or the after life, this will be a baby we protect" - amazing :D

This made my heart feel good. Dave is a great guy

I'm a simple man. I see a Tommy Smokes ad, I fast forward.

Jersey Jerry interacting with kacey made my heart warm

The jersey Jerry negotiations is my favorite thing ever

Jersey Jerry is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

I can't tell if Jerry is pouring it on thick or if he's dead serious 🤣🤣

@benjaminrance6665

2 жыл бұрын

dude you gotta follow his instagram and some of his moments on the brilliant dumb podcast, they will put you in tears so funny

@michaelsawyer2470

2 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminrance6665 brilliant dumb? Is that the guy on TikTok that chirps the golfers? And what's his insta

@jpd4455

2 жыл бұрын

it was always jersey jerry

@benjaminrance6665

2 жыл бұрын

@@jpd4455 always

These contract negotiations jfc 😂 he’s reading it like a 2nd grade essay

This song is 🔥

Love Jersey Jerry but lets be real, he was reading that notepad for the first time. That was his mama lookin after him haha

Balls is a farm animal

I think I like Jerry because I genuinely can’t tell if he is putting on an act or if that’s actually his personality full stop.

@stevemygoodman7809

2 жыл бұрын

That doesn’t feel like an act. That feels like a chromosome thing

@townesprescot5441

2 жыл бұрын

It’s really him. He’s nuts in a good way. Check out his start on the brilliantly dumb show.

@hubcityhustlers

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think maybe he isn’t 100% all the way there or something. I kinda felt bad laughing. But he truly is gold and if that is actually truly him, then they’ve hit the jackpot with him. Most of these new hires are straight comedic gold (besides these betting women- no offense to them) or all the tiktok type ppl

@Tree2248

2 жыл бұрын

@@hubcityhustlers nah bro I’ve been following him for awhile.. as well as all the time he’s called into the radio.. this is legit him

Love the vibe of the band lol

Jersey Jerry is a national treasure

When he says “she’s not happy” and does that little disappointed nod. I was crying bro

The end of this was such a good touch

Mintzy hosting the auction was an absolute electric factory

Is no one gonna talk about that song at the end? That shit went hard lol!

Also I’m not sure if it’s the same off camera. But kayce seems so nice and genuine to everyone I love her

The song at the end was pretty good tbh 😂😂😂

I absolutely love Jersey Jerry

Let's Go! Jerry. Best pick up of 2021. Dude is guna carry alot of these skills. It was always blue collar.

i mean jerry reading that list was insanity

Jersey Jerry seems like an awesome, authentic, guy. Perfect addition to Barstool Sports. Gonna love watching this guy.

Just doesn’t feel right seeing Jersey Jerry without big shot Bob. Shoutout brilliantly dumb for saving jerry.

@MacfarLanden

2 жыл бұрын

Big shoutout to Brilliantly Dumb

Best episode in awhile!!!

I was gagging my beer down during the plasagna segment 🤢. 🤣. Barstool for life

5:50 Dave giving off bigtime godfather vibes

"I'll ease into it" lmao the hand gesture

Jersey Jerry is 100% Luca Brasi and god damn it as I write this Big Cat says “a masculine boy” ah well I’m committed

It was always authentic! It was always Jersey Jerry. See you in the funny papers.

Jerry contract “negotiations” are absolute GOLD!!

The "Maybe..." before every request sealed it for me wih Jersey Jerry, good luck and god speed brotha!

"It says here" had me crying...

I watched the whole pizza review video (featuring guest addison rae)...it was hilarious.

Individual bargaining > collective bargaining

Him reading his demands and Dave listening is GOLD! this guy will be hilarious

“It’s not your fault, it’s his” *walks right past him* lol

"YOU MADE A POOP LASAGNA" Jesus Tap Dancing Christ

@peschi87

2 жыл бұрын

A pasagna had me rolling!

LOL better health following Jersey Jerry. Perfect

Hiring jerry will be the best decision barstool ever made

"Canada Girl" is a banger

Jersey Jerry is what I aspire to be.

Jersey jerry is my idol. And Addison Rae having a 7 minute time schedule and having her team comment on posts is my 11:00 am the day after a college gameday of having 22 coors lights

Robbie Fox with that quick 2 second bassline of Hysteria by Muse!!

Thank god for Bobby ballsack bringing me onto this fella. God bless you, Bob.