He's so good on accents and voices. Kept that one straight the whole way thru, brilliant. Lovely rhymes and scansion too.

Wow, 8 years this first appeared on KZread. Henrietta and I have since split and i'm now living with a Zambian woman named Eve. She runs an online business selling hand crafted throw cushions and I've just coming to the end of my inheritance. Bit concerned but I've still got the £10 million I made selling the country house in Derbyshire so all's well. Glasto next year. Toodlepip.

@ICalverz

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahha

Adam writes such great tunes...

Still legit in 2023. Big up Buxton. Thanks for everything you do; your xmas podcast consoled a lonely day last year.

I can't wait till middle class festival season this year. I'm listening to this in anticipation even though it is still months away.

I dont understand why mr Buxton isnt more famous.

Oh, it's just SO like what my pals and i get up to! i went to Glasto this year and Rupert bought the most AMAZING pills from some fellow who he went to Eton with, and Henrieta and i were completly out of our skulls for hours. Absolutly bloody good fun! my only complaint was that i was left with the most enormous stiffy for nearly two whole weeks and i can't tell you the looks i got at the Residents association meeting... no invites to the Christmas bash this year....

I've been to some of these. They are just as he describes, and so much more!

This tune was one of the highlights of my last year's Podcast listening. Hilarious.

When I read about Glastonbury and the £900 tipis with discounted access to the yurt sauna I just had to listen to this song again for therapy. Thank you Adam Buxton.

JUST COMING!!

"Then Moby's on again!"

That's it, I'm sold! I'll see you in the Zen Chill Trance Tent.

Just absolute genius.

Yes, very true the scansion is particularly impressive, well said.

I love you Dr Buckles!

Epic win!

haha brilliant!

well, maybe you shouldn't be living heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee!

This song is catchy!

ha ha 'The Advert Stage'. well put mr buxton

Just Coming!

Pimm's in the Park with Timbukthree headlining. I want to go there.

Huraay!

OMG reminding me of BadDad in this!

Well, there are quite a few nice festivals around these days. Can't see much need to go to the 'Carling Weekend'.

Steeeephennnn!!

I was going to ask if you were going to perform this live, but apparently you already you have. Nice job Adam.

Christ Almighty, he's nailed it, hasn't he? Top hole, Buxton...

you know its true! funny as!

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It's only a few months old, fella

This song is taking the piss out of me.

I'm going to Wicker World this year.

I go to school with most of the festival people, so i know.

Well weapon

Mocha- Rockers !!!

STEPHEN!

This song perfectly sums up why i don't do UK festies at all anymore and prefer to jump on a plane or ferry to go to Freedom Festival or Boom in Spain and Portugal. less security, no phone recharge stations or ATM machines, no whinging emos and NME pricks moaning on about some other indy band i couldn't give a tinker's cuss for! That and guaranteed good weather...over 40 degrees this year. Nice one Adam!

Ah is that you with the Pimms, frisbee and one ear on the cricket score, that us frightful Northerners used to chuck mud at every year? Given that you "took a wrong turn on the way to Crufts, and ended up here" it was nice to see you last til the sunday...

This might swing it for you - at Chillax, if you purchase the Sony KZ450 i-cocoon and sign up to Virgin's Pay More Talk Less package you get a free album sampler download of Moby's Corporate Healing album and an indulgent spa day with free chakra cleansing at the Gaian Health Spa in Royal Tunbridge Wells.

That's because they have a sense of humour.

hahah. So true i see Jack wills now has a stage at Glasto. Makes me pretty sick

Stephen!

In fact, check out my vids from Boom'08 and Freedom fest from last month "Honeyboom '08 pt3 (Boom and Afterboom )H.quality" and "Freedom festival 2009 Elvas Portugal The long road......" you might like 'em. lol.

I want to cuddle adam in his nutty room and feed him carrots. - i think that would suit him

Yeah I heard about that. It does sound good, but Wicker World has got free nepalese zen pilates classes and extreme bongos! I'm torn!

he he

He said "my last year", which means no - he doesn't.

WHEN CAN I GET THAT T SHIRT???

Chillax is meant to be better. It has a really cool Afro-Celt circus healing zone.

big festivals are so expensive these days, only middle class people can go.

I didn't say EVERYONE I said a lot of people from my school do, which they do.

what is he wearing? i need one

Exactly what Glastonbury is all about now.

@digger65uk In 1970 they would of been a little too young and besides only 1500 attended in that year. It wasnt always popular.

Lethal workings

Apparently Fearne Cotton has 3 million followers on Twshitter. Why?

Hello chums, just thought i'd catch up. Seems Wilfred lost his mobile at Glasto and has just recieved a bill for nearly £12,000 by some little oik who's been using it to ring William Hill every day for the last four months. Just got my arse handed to me on a plate by Giles who claims the pirated Doctor Who collectable plush toys have just hatched out a whole horde of spiders and i think that's it.. missed out the V festival though 'cos i was too rat arsed. toodle pip

Maybe he's just pretending that he's from the future so that we're impressed? I see you Murrayantony... I see you!

maybe he's from the future?

well given you dont care for interesting conversation then fair enough

Glasto, leeds, reading and v fest = A bunch of middle class muppets who think they're from 'the streetz' for some reason because they buy weed from your local scary black man

Well that was a shit argument for me to read through >_>

You should de-interlace your videos before uploading to youtube to stop the lines across your videos.

download is one of the last surviving festivals i think

His name is Adam Buxton, he's a man.

@jorose8138

2 жыл бұрын

He wants you to enjoy this, that's the plan 😊

Not AB's best stuff. Reminiscent of the Two Ronnies comedy songs.

so youd rather hang out with middleclass teenagers, than people in their late 20s early 30s?

He hasn't quite got the voice right but it's an excellent send up all the same...I've actually met people like this, sorry to say ;) Give me outside Gate 3 Traveller's squat festival at Glasto anytime!!

Middle class? I'm ripping YOU for being middle-class, remember. Ill admit though, you're pretty funny for a posh toff from the outskirts of Hampstead Heath. I doubt the yardies would have owt to do with us, given we're covered head to foot in coal dust, with our gargoyle-esq Northern facial features from years of rave wear-and-tear more than resembling a Maori warface, and a strongly held belief that dentistry is "the work of witches." Mind you, you weekend hipsters do wear some funny hats.

Now come on you are being a bit age-st. Perhaps many young Glastonbury virgins try to fit in the older ones, it has been observed....remember the over 40s have been going since 1970. Peace out.

Music festivals are just very expensive status symbols now. Very few care about the music, all you can see lately are white middle class types with their haircuts and their smartphones taking 200 photos an hour, as though they'd die from lack of attention otherwise. It totally kills the atmosphere of a music festival when the majority of people there are more worried about having the "festival look" rather than letting loose and enjoying yourself. I blame Fearne Cotton. *rant over*

@nickwoott He can be witty on his own, but his comedy music is rather shitty. I prefer him in interviews.

boring festivals... Unless I see some teeth going through air or an ocean of ambulances filled with destroyed patrons, I'm not interested.