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@classicjoe8014

3 жыл бұрын

No, it's gay.

@jona7357

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS HERE

@droidzilla22

3 жыл бұрын

Dude you gotta do John McAfee

@operator2855

3 жыл бұрын

Yall should be happy he has a sponsor. Doesn't mean you have to install. Jeez people

@kabibusdabibus2169

3 жыл бұрын

I heard if you click dank's link your pp will get bigger.

Blackbeard’s story told by orange beard

@cheeselover4379

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Neo2266.

3 жыл бұрын

*Redbeard

@FlyingScott

3 жыл бұрын

So... Barbarossa?

@AnimaVox_

3 жыл бұрын

Orange beard bad! I had to do it.

@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668

3 жыл бұрын

More like Tardbeard

blackbeard hops on ur ship and steals your silver, gems, xp booster and free epic champion at sword-point

@Yagh10

3 жыл бұрын

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@ehsbe1056

3 жыл бұрын

Anything but that

@reallybigdumbidiot7144

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, he points all 6 of his pistols at you, one in between each of his fingers

@VLLVN420

3 жыл бұрын

ATHENA'S ONLY

@rickconnolly5006

3 жыл бұрын

Oh nay hee dudunt!

the reason blackbeard was vilified so much even for his somewhat fair behavior is because its rumored he trained his pet parrot to salute when he said "gas the british"

@pistol71

11 ай бұрын

Ok that's actually WAY funnier than the original offending "pug" video!

@chchedda

10 ай бұрын

Wasnt Blackbeard English/British

@pistol71

10 ай бұрын

@@chchedda Yes of course. That's made clear here too. Probably born and raised in or around Bristol. But why do you ask❓

@pistol71

10 ай бұрын

Oh I see. You didn't get the Nazi/Pug "gas the British" reference?

"Revolt against the nagging wife." -Stede Bonnet

@entername8655

3 жыл бұрын

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDE

@wood7206

3 жыл бұрын

Stede Feed?

@entername8655

3 жыл бұрын

Steed bonnet

@entername8655

3 жыл бұрын

Internet historians video on stede bonnet

@wood7206

3 жыл бұрын

I know

The perfect Sequel to Internet Historians 'The Gentleman Pirate'.

@micfail2

3 жыл бұрын

That was my first thought

@sandromikadze3890

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@skullythegermanicleprechau7394

3 жыл бұрын

All my favorite Chanels are on a pirate kick I guess and I'm oka with that

@Megaspartan23

3 жыл бұрын

Stedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

@heffe

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

"Dead men tell no tales" Immediately Epstien comes to mind

@bhante1345

3 жыл бұрын

@PhillipMargrave Epstein no Hillary self

@runi5413

3 жыл бұрын

"Dead men tell no tales" they can still vote Democrat in U.S. elections, however! [Just kidding 😄]

@michaelstronghold3550

3 жыл бұрын

@@runi5413 no you're not. Its true.

@treyartson6788

3 жыл бұрын

@MarSar Fishin' Not to mention those they permanently put in the grave with no chance of resurrection.

@hydraxon6940

3 жыл бұрын

Saw this at 1111 likes. blessed quads for a based comment

If you think about it, Black Beard was basically the Big Boss of pirates. He even had his own Outer Heaven.

@timmytatoe4248

3 жыл бұрын

Damn dude ever since ive subbed ive seen you everywhere lol

@nigerianprincewithaids

3 жыл бұрын

BIG BEARD

@malachaimoniz2290

3 жыл бұрын

Just here to appreciate the dorohedoro profile pic

@MrClean-lk6vi

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, I guess first stage wasn’t enough for him uh...

@nomad5544

3 жыл бұрын

"Let's make our own hell and see how long we can stand it" I can see the resemblance

"...And cut Blackbeard's head clean off." -So Blackbeard, Channeling his inner Uday Hussein, flew into a rage...

@fraydizs7302

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@redjirachi1

3 жыл бұрын

Don't compare that degenerate to Blackbeard

@vincentvandyke2772

3 жыл бұрын

@@redjirachi1 they're both degenerates

@jamesgorman899

3 жыл бұрын

@@vincentvandyke2772 Uday was way worse 100%

@vincentvandyke2772

3 жыл бұрын

@jbiehlable what's his favourite colour since you know him so much? fucking plant pot

"The military industial complex is actually much older than you think" big truth.

@TheDominionOfElites

3 жыл бұрын

War was a profitable venture since the start of history, it has only become less so in the modern era. Now any government at war has its economy suffer while the arms industry profits.

@tpayne7020

3 жыл бұрын

Gives me a big think.

@davidpowell6098

3 жыл бұрын

Kennedy and Eisenhower warned about the power of the military industrial complex, they both warned of the increasing amount of power it was aquiring, their words were ignored. Now we have wars to order. Thank you the Federal Reserve.

@ZhukelDror

3 жыл бұрын

I liked this comment seconds before he said it. I just agreed with it.

@gustoslapswill

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDominionOfElites Look up 'A new Pearl Harbour ' brother, eye-opener on the MIC.

5 gunshots and 20 stab wounds? My guy was a real life boss fight.

@hewhobattles8869

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr? Even if Blackbeard wasn't an actual demon, he clearly wasn't normal. He was just built different.

@GhostLink92

3 жыл бұрын

*20 STAB WOUNDS*

@scotcheggable

3 жыл бұрын

It's not actually that far-fetched. In a fight when adrenaline is high it's a matter of precision rather than amount of total damage that matters. So long as nothing vital is destroyed like major arteries or organs, then you can survive a hell of a lot more damage than youd expect. You might bleed out after the battle and the adrenaline stops and you go into shock, but until then you can just keep on trucking.

@MrClean-lk6vi

3 жыл бұрын

I hate how people somehow forgot to bring some potions before fighting Final Boss... smh

@FrostbiteDigital

3 жыл бұрын

Kind of reminds me of another legendary pirate who suffered 267 sword wounds, 152 gunshots and 46 cannon balls while dying standing tall...

"A ship you've all heard the name of..." Me: "The Black Pearl!" "...Queen Ann's Revenge"

@Epic-pf8od

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao literally what I was thinking.

@CarcassGrater

3 жыл бұрын

This

@louiewatson9389

3 жыл бұрын

The black pearl is fictional.

@Epic-pf8od

3 жыл бұрын

@@louiewatson9389 nah, it's real, have you seen the documentary "Pirates of the Caribbean"?

@NPC-nn4qe

3 жыл бұрын

​@@louiewatson9389 ("u srs rn, bro?")>눈_눈

“The world just doesn’t want us anymore, Dutch!” -Arthur Morgan, 1899

@krispinwah2784

3 жыл бұрын

RDR2 and AC Black Flag were really similar in their stories

@dragonbones3885

3 жыл бұрын

Well who honestly wants violent criminal thugs who steal from the rich and give to whom they please

@schoolguitar4285

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you post this I love it but why?

@-dusan5726

3 жыл бұрын

@@schoolguitar4285 Bc they were cracking down on the pirates more

@schoolguitar4285

3 жыл бұрын

@@-dusan5726 well yeah makes sense

"Kenway, In a world without Gold, we might've been heroes." - Black Beard

@deadmeme8011

3 жыл бұрын

The best Assassin's Creed, from a character standpoint alone. I haven't been so broken up about a character's death since I was a child, and I got that with multiple consecutive character deaths in that game.

@benaugustinmcconnon377

3 жыл бұрын

@@deadmeme8011 Anne starts singing and Edward remembers the gang at the table before going to meet his daughter for the first time... heartbreaking 💔 Great fucking ending!

@deadmeme8011

3 жыл бұрын

@@benaugustinmcconnon377 God, I even missed fucking Vane. Watching him devolve hurt.

@mallorismith3126

3 жыл бұрын

I just finished AC4 and blackbeard's death was gut wrencher man, blackbeard and Mary Reed were both such incredible characters

@liamstewart2287

3 жыл бұрын

Adewale: "What of Thatch, sir; did he fall? Captain?" Edward: "He drinks damnation."

Yo when we getting a mad lad on Teddy Roosevelt. Man gets shot and carries on with his talk to be reelected, wrestles in the white house, and rode horses into gun fire.

@mukistuff1049

3 жыл бұрын

watch that be what its about now

@umoma6526

3 жыл бұрын

Or on bismarck who actually Beat up his would have been assasine while he was Shooting at him

@bigman4762

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention he cut a country in two

@14TND88

3 жыл бұрын

not to mention he’s the only president to receive a medal of honor

@14TND88

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigman4762 cringe taft posting

So what you're saying is that 40% of Blackbeard's crew were full of exaggerated swagger?

@gekko99

3 жыл бұрын

15 percent of the population is responsible for 50 percent of exaggerated swagger

@luisyamamoto1884

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@benthomason3307

3 жыл бұрын

@@gekko99 That tends to happen when you institutionally marginalize 5% of the population to the point where they are left with no incentive _not_ to exaggerate swagger.

@ffffdsd

3 жыл бұрын

@Yosef Shekelberg oh please say this is just a bad joke.

@resetfakemail4685

3 жыл бұрын

@@ffffdsd youre birth was a bad joke yet here you are

“Give your quarry something to fear, some hellish thing from a fever dream, and men will drop to their knees pleading for their Lord before all else!”

@krispinwah2784

3 жыл бұрын

"that'll work" "course it will"

Fun fact: Many pirates drank much more alcohol instead of water because normal water would get stagnant fairly quickly. Alcohol won’t go bad, and can be added to stagnant water as a sort of disinfectant to make grog. That, and pirates loved to get drunk.

@davidpowell6098

3 жыл бұрын

Sailors of the Royal Navy were issued half a pint of rum a day, the officers were worried that they were getting drunk so they watered it down by half.

@aleksisuuronen5969

3 жыл бұрын

Also you won't just sweat out the neccesarily water in very hot days after drinking. The minerals of the water in those alchoholic beverages would stay in the body.

@duncanb1981

3 жыл бұрын

Another fun fact.. pirates wore an eye patch so when they went below deck where it was dark they would switch the eye it was worn on for instant night vision.

@mr.bootleg424

3 жыл бұрын

I thought Grog was half water, a quarter rum, and another quarter lemon juice.

@danpugh9407

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.bootleg424 maybe later on other ingredients were added in varing or exact quantities but the origins were just that of rum added to water to stop stagnation and as part of an alcoholic ration

Imagine being such a badass that the government says, "Please just stop and we'll forget what happened. Also, we may need your help later." LMAO

@okramoffacebook1381

3 жыл бұрын

Götz von Berlichingen nods in agreement

@w0y4k15

3 жыл бұрын

Hackers are like the modern day pirates, I suppose?

@dnrob7

3 жыл бұрын

It's just good business.. Though BB was playing a real dangerous game with that blockade. You couldn't go around tempting the ire of the royal navy and live to see a happy ending. I'm also wondering why he didn't just buy medical supplies.. He clearly had money. Why risk picking a fight you could never win for some rubbing alcohol and bandages?

@bobvlaudville826

3 жыл бұрын

@@dnrob7 drinking alcohol worked out fine

@bigbrotheriswatching2680

3 жыл бұрын

@@w0y4k15 cute, pathetic, and no not at all. the modern day pirates are called terrorists. terrorism works kids.

Big bearded guy? Liked a drink? Up for a fight? Walked around in a cloud of smoke?.....So he was just an 18th century Dankula.

I'm so stupid I actually thought the name of his ship was going to be The Jolly Roger.

@JakeyBOO16

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the flag

@michawkwalter4205

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was the black pearl for a moment.

@kartoffel4870

3 жыл бұрын

That's the name of the ship sailed by the village people.

@gsands1796

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking he was gonna say T Titanic!

@johnj.spurgin7037

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, if he did get his start in the Queen Anne's War, naming his ship the Queen Anne's Revenge has a lot more meaning.

Legend goes you can on occasion still find the descendants of African pirates raiding Nike stores in the New World to this very day...

@stewartmeetball3417

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment I've read in a wee while

@RastaganTheGreen

3 жыл бұрын

Harlem is Tortuga

@spanglelime

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite comment today 😄

@emilyadams3228

3 жыл бұрын

Flagship = Queen Latifah's Revenge

@Spatulacactus

3 жыл бұрын

@@Powerhaus88 never saw him disagree with that 🤣

Damn. Blackbeard's defeat is the closest thing I can think of to a real life bossfight. You're just hacking away trying to get his HP down to zero but the bastard still keeps going...

@joshshrum2764

3 жыл бұрын

That’s how Luffy’s, final battle with Blackbeard, will go.

@NODnuke45

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if they had fifers and drummers to play the boss music.

@ultimate_pleb

3 жыл бұрын

And then you realise there's a second fase

@ultimate_pleb

3 жыл бұрын

@@NODnuke45 i'd imagine the music would be similar to ahadow of the Colossus

@LoliMaster69227

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshshrum2764 fucking Zoro comes out of nowhere and decapitates Blackbeard lmao

“England wanted to keep the pirates on standby as they would still make good privateers in the case of another war” I really like how he explains in the possible motivations and self interest of the people he talks about. Like a little touch on psychology

@8Maduce50

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda like how yesterday's freedomfighters are today's terrorists

@trequor

Жыл бұрын

Britain ran a commerce empire, first and foremost. The decision was pretty simple: spend money tracking down pirates (damaging ships and capable warriors in the process), or just ask them to stop and SAVE money in any future wars

I really, really hope you read this comment Dankula. My grandmother gave me a book written by a historian in North Carolina who went through old documents in the state and found out that there is some evidence that his true name was Edward Beard, heir to the Beard family's estate. He took the last name Teach or Thatch because he was a cabin boy on a ship owned by the family Teach. This theory explains why he spent so much time in Bath, where his family's lands and his sister lived. It was also common to call pirates "Black" as a nickname, like Black Bart Roberts, so Black Beard became Blackbeard. The Beard family were Highland Scots who owned plots of land in Bath, NC, and Blackbeard was fiercely loyal to the Scottish Royalty, as he named his ship for Queen Anne. Pirate captains at the time weren't lowlife orphans, they had to learn how to read, navigate, and use maps, so most captains from the time were actually from well off families. In fact, this book claims that Beard and Eden were neighbors and Beard's father was a friend of Gov. Eden. Unfortunately, the legend about him burning stuff in his beard is a bit of an embellishment. It was probably pieces of local trees, and the smoke would keep away mosquitoes. You try hanging around coastal NC for a few weeks in the summer without bug spray, and you'll understand why. This book is not confirmed by other historians, but I would like to think it is true. A marauding, 6+ foot tall, 250 pound hielan' Scottish pirate loyal to the Stuarts is just something too good to be false.

@blacktigerpaw1

3 жыл бұрын

North Carolina was infamous for Yellow Fever and malarial deaths. Until quinine became available it was a death trap.

@electrictrojan6719

2 жыл бұрын

What was the name of this book?

@SentientDMT

2 жыл бұрын

Having spent a summer in Southport, I couldn't imagine life before bug spray. Lol

@stevennewlands2978

2 жыл бұрын

Cheers for this bit of info sir 👍

@jokerswang

2 жыл бұрын

There's a chance I'm related to him in that case, my surname is Baird which is a variation of Bahard, Bard or Beard. If it is the case I now understand why I have the intrusive thoughts of raiding and pillaging.

Satan on his inspection days: "Yup, ship's on fleek. Keep up the good work."

@vanjatanevski962

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ilimes

3 жыл бұрын

cringe

@zawarudo1951

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilimes how

@TrueRetroflection

3 жыл бұрын

“Oldboy was here”

@talloccasion1562

3 жыл бұрын

*also scurries away when approached*

>writers of the time framed pirates more negatively to stir a moral panic “You wouldn’t download a ship!”

@NODnuke45

3 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing these when I was a little kid in the 90s and all I remember thinking is "yeah I would never download whole movies because it would take fucking forever on dial up" lol

@six2make4

3 жыл бұрын

"You wouldn't download a car" Yes... Yes I would if I could and I've only met like one person who wouldn't... Those always made me laugh.

@hanshansen5058

3 жыл бұрын

I´d download a ship, a plane and a jetpack if i could.

@j.a.m9323

3 жыл бұрын

The music started playing In my head when I read "you wouldn't download a ship!"

@walkingslow6286

3 жыл бұрын

I'd download a fucking space station if it was possible.

He says piracy ended at 1712 *Laughs in somolian*

@StubbornBullet

3 жыл бұрын

He meant successful piracy...

@cashwat210

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but pirates back then were unique, eccentric, and had a lot of fire power. They did it for shits and giggles. Somalian pirates are just sad. They do it because the live in a war-torn, HIV ridden failed state. Chasing down ships in their rundown dinghys while wearing flip flops and shooting with rusty AKs.

@Gamespectives

3 жыл бұрын

People forget that asia also had pirates (notably South East Asian pirates), and that didn't die out till 2013, 41% of pirates at the 20th century happened in Asia. Not just somaoia

@Reminiscent1990

2 жыл бұрын

1710-1718 were Golden years of Piracy. He never said All piracy ended

The fact that they would raid ships just for alcohol is fucking hilarious. This alone makes him quite the mad lad lmfao.

@ausgoldman9442

3 жыл бұрын

Rum was a valuable commodity at the time. Men were paid in rations with certain amounts of rum.

Next Absolute Mad Lad video will be on the people who actually installed Raid Shadow Legends instead of watching the video

@operator2855

3 жыл бұрын

😅

@unknown6656

3 жыл бұрын

ＣＬＥＣＫ ＴＨＡ ＬＥＮＫ！

@Neckromorph

3 жыл бұрын

Hey I was actually thinking about doing that. I want that free Silver.

@richardpowell4281

3 жыл бұрын

(Dank voice) "We all love games... board games, ball games, games of chance... and Video Games... We all know some of the iconic ones like Mario and Halo... But one developer made a game, that TRANSCENDED a mere videogame and became a movement. A movement that continues to this day, a movement so large that it would seem all other games are in it's shadow.................... yes, It's YA BOI......... RAID SHADUH LEJENS!!!!"

@unknown6656

3 жыл бұрын

𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝕋𝕆𝕎𝔼ℝ

"His ship had a name you all heard of" Me: "Aaah, The flyin.. Ann's revenge."

@jcmick8430

3 жыл бұрын

Lol! Who captained the flying Dutchman?

@thesourfountain9005

3 жыл бұрын

@@jcmick8430 it's a myth but it's said to be captained by Davie Jones

@missdiction4455

3 жыл бұрын

Almost spit my drink out lmaooo

@AuzzieArtyst

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I did when I was listening to this on the way home from work 💀

@bodegaconnoisseur2548

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the black pearl lol

Fun fact: One of his descendants fought as a privateer for Britain in the war of 1812 and then became a pirate, but was killed by Andrew Jackson. He never got the same reputation as Blackbeard though, not even close.

@Ballin4Vengeance

Жыл бұрын

He took a little trip along with colonel Jackson down the mighty Caribique.

@elyenidacevedo1995

Жыл бұрын

Damn he was killed by a US president 💀

@korvusgaming4927

Жыл бұрын

In 1814 he took a little trip...

@Leboobs22

10 ай бұрын

@@elyenidacevedo1995 Andrew Jackson once beat up his own assassin

Turns out those two pirates who were sent to get the medicine, were Australians.

@kingkickenwing

3 жыл бұрын

@Deuse Juice HAHAHAHA LOL LMAO ROFL KEK

@oz_jones

Жыл бұрын

Underrated

@akumasstorytime3910

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure atleast one guy was a Welsh blonde named Edward

"Judge a man not by the color of his skin but by how much booty he can plunder" truer words could not have been spoken🙏

@katatonikbliss

3 жыл бұрын

people of a certain skin color tend to plunder more than others nowadays, so maybe not the wisest choice of words bro

"People believed he was a demon from the pits of hell." Come on man that was the perfect set up to roast the shit out of bristol

@randylahey8434

3 жыл бұрын

Urgh. Went to Bristol recently. All I saw was BLM propaganda and vandalism everywhere. Sad that such a great city could fall so far.

@bryan1687

3 жыл бұрын

@@randylahey8434 why the fuck would you go to Bristol?

@eddiebruv

3 жыл бұрын

The only time that I’ve ever been to Bristol my car got broken into. That didn’t even happen to me in Liverpool!

@gabrielcooper1248

3 жыл бұрын

@@bryan1687 the coach station so you can get out of Bristol

@jimsaintruth4248

3 жыл бұрын

I'm stuck here for university and it is as bad as everyone describes it as, you can't erect a fence without it being vandalised by next morning. My local shop has a giant three story tall mural of Saint Greta Thurnburg staring down at me with her crooked feral alcohol syndrome riddled eyes and disapproving scowl

Blackbeard before each raid had to say “this raid is brought to you by raid shadow legends”

I miss my friend Evan. You remind me of him. It's like he never died. You look and sound nothing like him. It's just the fact that he would tell you one hell of a story with submersion effortlessly. You felt like as he told it you were on the boat or battlefield he was speaking of. He was a good kid and that's what I'll remember him for forever. Thanks man. I'm a vet and missing a friend while I'm drinking. Thanks for letting me hang out with you.

”But before we get into the mad lad Its ya boi... Raid shadow legens” ”Kleck the lenk” Two phrases that will go down in history

@sevenproxies4255

3 жыл бұрын

Best advertisement for Raid Shadow Legends on KZread

@jkblohm9899

3 жыл бұрын

“It isth your boy, Raid Shadow Legends” Whatever one it was where he had that lisp still kills me to this day.

@seniorsabali8759

3 жыл бұрын

😆

@zhubacca

3 жыл бұрын

I love the cheeky smile he gets when he said 'its ya boy'

I grew up on the North Carolina coast and as a school-child, learning about Blackbeard was as normal as learning about George Washington

@doomtext

3 жыл бұрын

Same. Absolutely true.

@cmikles1

3 жыл бұрын

I visited Beaufort on vacation just because of Blackbeard.

@jdbradford5661

3 жыл бұрын

@@cmikles1 grew up a couple minutes away. It was always cool being able to see those places in person.

@doomtext

3 жыл бұрын

@robin Braznell we can only hope they do.

@RecordedMercury

3 жыл бұрын

Im from the piedmont area and we learned about that too. Nobody told us how badass he truly was though

Like you said, dead men tell no tales, indeed the biggest reason why Blackbeard was so famous was because he let so many people go free, the other reason was because of his last stand, which made his legend so famous, he was a huge guy, like 6.6 over 200 pounds and tough as steel wrought in hell fire, but there were really bad pirates that made Blackbeard look like a saint. Some Pirates that lasted longer, some made more booty and some like Bloody Henry Every and Cheng I Sao who got away with their loot and retired. But there were some who put cruelty and depravity to whole other levels. Francois L'Olonnais and Ned Lowe. Francois was really notorious among the Spanish, they thought he was some sort of devil from hell, the animal cut out a mans heart and ate it in front of him before he died, he killed the entire crew except one person, who he sent back to tell the others, this person was so feared by the Spanish that their Navy were genuinely afraid to engage his ship. Ironically he himself was also cannibalised but hey ho, thats the life of a pirate. Ned Lowe (Edward Lowe) was even worse, he would torture people because he actually took genuine enjoyment from it, he wouldn't do it to extract information, like... the MAIN REASON for torturing people would be because they didn't give you what you wanted. He would torture people, because he ENJOYED IT, not because he needed to do it, but because he WANTED to do it. Think about that for a moment. He would cook their body parts and make them eat it, burn ships with people still on them. I believe he was hanged, luckily for humans within his vicinity. Black Bart was actually quite bad too but he was more like Black Beard in that he was just another bad ass, good with a sword and tough as nails. He hated high ranking officers but otherwise he didn't really care and wasn't as evil as the above mentioned. Hayreddin Barbarossa was actually quite a notorious pirate too but his were entirely different circumstances and nearly 200 years before the European golden age of piracy. Im happy to write about Hayreddin if anyone is interested. But in case you are not, Hayreddin Barbarossa is alternatively known as, The Pirate King.

@theking8027

Жыл бұрын

More please

@liquidsnail7305

6 ай бұрын

More pls

I think of that one Korean woman that managed to get off without even being imprisoned. Built a fleet, had said fleet basically be the most loyal warband and then on top of that, was so powerful she terrorized every neighboring nation. I forgot her name, but she was a mad lass.

internet historian does steed bonnet, dankula does blackbeard. seems correct.

@TheDominionOfElites

3 жыл бұрын

Fitting. They both did a great job too. Internet Historian’s video is a damn animated movie

@emunuddles

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDominionOfElites It was the best movie I've seen this year

You can take away from this entire story that Blackbeard and his men were NOT mindless murdering, plundering, hostage taking drunkards. *Most of the time.*

@caldw615

3 жыл бұрын

Many Pirates had a lot of strict rules to keep the crew in line. No gambling, no fighting, no sneaking women on board, had to be in the sleeping area before curfew. You couldn't run a very tight ship able to respond to a navy vessel if everyone's disorganised or fighting with themselves.

@scitechian

3 жыл бұрын

A serial killer spends 99% of his time not killing anything.

@k4yser

3 жыл бұрын

@@scitechian but scheming

@IrrieldeCZ

2 жыл бұрын

mostly peaceful pirates

@AngryAlfonse

2 жыл бұрын

@@IrrieldeCZ 👀

"Nowadays, when you hear the word "pirate", what's the first thing that you think of?" Me: *"Houshou Marine."*

@moritamikamikara3879

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no...

“When you hear stories about black beard just remember, he wasn’t that bad.” And likewise when you hear about a Nazi pug just remember, he’s not that bad.

@Bnkrobber

3 жыл бұрын

LOVE that Pug. Hilarious.!!

@stephen8996

2 жыл бұрын

You know even if a pug was a hardcore Nazi, he's still alright with me. A pug is a pug

@digitalcthulhu143

2 жыл бұрын

based pug

@lordpumpkinhead265

11 ай бұрын

I support that pug.

Blackbeard: *Too angry to die.* Also Blackbeard: _Gets his head cut off._ Also Blackbeard's body: *Still too angry to die*

@AJPwny

3 жыл бұрын

"'Tis but a scratch!" "Your head's off!" "...No it isn't."

@Rico_71

3 жыл бұрын

*BFG division starts playing*

Pfft everyone knows Blackbeard died to British Privateer Hector Barbosa

@Yuki-bk2my

3 жыл бұрын

@Only Death not cannon

@darthwalrus4740

3 жыл бұрын

"For the Pearl"

@kmc7355

3 жыл бұрын

Probably Qanon or by cannon but not canon

@darthwalrus4740

3 жыл бұрын

@numbSKULLery True, but he would have died anyway to the poison from Barbossa's sword. Of course the fountain could have saved him though.

@sandalogaming6766

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and famous assassin Edward Kenway was along for the ride

A pirate island separated from any government where everyone drinked and shared equally the loot from raids . Sounds based to me

"A time in history where people believed demons were real" It is a great tragedy that most people no longer do.

"In a world without gold, we might have been Heroes..."

@thekeyandthegate4093

3 жыл бұрын

Bro why you gotta make me cry like that

@Frosthawk2815

3 жыл бұрын

Came looking for this, he really seems to be done justice in ac4. Shame some of the finer details are left out in the game. "Why fly a black flag when a black beard will do" is another of my favourite quotes

@oyblech8671

3 жыл бұрын

ac4 definitely is one of if not the best depiction. even his very first line "go on, capt'n queernabs, tell me I'm under arrest. TELL ME!!", could you introduce this mad bastard any better?

@punishedwhispers1218

3 жыл бұрын

The only good ubisoft game

@Chance_e67

3 жыл бұрын

The most legendary and mind shattering words

Internet historian: the gentleman pirate. For background on steed bonnet. Funny af

@johnteslov5870

3 жыл бұрын

yea I watched that too. Watching this after watching that is very complimentary.

@williamkarlsson785

3 жыл бұрын

yeah it was awesome

@MrBlueBurd0451

3 жыл бұрын

Stede Bonnet. Not Steed.

@Luke4Smith

3 жыл бұрын

thought it was steve bonnet

@tylercoon1791

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it was pretty funny, innit?

Too angry to die you say? *heavy metal sea shanties intensifies*

@abyssstrider2547

2 жыл бұрын

Why heavy metal? What about melodeath?

@abyssstrider2547

2 жыл бұрын

Or power metal.

God damn. Blackbeard was actually pretty socially brilliant and I never knew this about him. The slow-burning fuses in his beard and the burning brimstone (which is the old name for sulfur-a "stone" gathered from the "brim" of a volcano-so just imagine what that trapped smoke was like to breathe...) and those sorts of what we would now probably call parlor tricks, were so effective and creative. It's crazy the way he thought up ways to manipulate people's perceptions of him. Fascinating.

@Kwisatz-Chaderach

8 ай бұрын

Yes...if you make yourself look scary...people will be afraid of you.

Nova Scotia is what happens when Scots, Irish, Germans and French people mix then start eating giant bugs

@sebastianriemer1777

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the location of the trailer park show?

@scooterdogg7580

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebastianriemer1777 why yes it is , early episodes were better

@awendigowithinternetaccess4400

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, giant bugs?

@Betterthenme

3 жыл бұрын

@@awendigowithinternetaccess4400 lobsters are essentially oversized bugs

@Smile4theKillCam456

3 жыл бұрын

oh yeah, it’s giant bug eating time

Despite making up only 40% of Blackbeard's crew...

@viracocha6093

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@Bottlekiller

3 жыл бұрын

@@viracocha6093 Very good, that means you're not an evil statistician xD

@HiddenEvilStudios

3 жыл бұрын

@daddy I believe we prefer the term "based boys", thank you very much.

@darksu6947

3 жыл бұрын

@daddy Well it's true!

@MattieK09

3 жыл бұрын

daddy racists love statistics... ok ... Aka facts are racists. Got it

"the next time you see Blackbeard being portrayed as a bad guy, just remember that a lot of that is exaggerated" no, you mean One Piece exaggerates things, I never would have guessed

For those who DON'T REALIZE, as a "privateer" you had legal protection for the most part because you were acting on behalf of the crown....

LEFT MY HOME IN BRISTOL, WITH A SWORD AND PISTOL,

@itsliketryingtofitapowerst1860

3 жыл бұрын

S P I N A L

@marcoddy6812

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsliketryingtofitapowerst1860 that actually made me laugh out loud.

@NODnuke45

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsliketryingtofitapowerst1860 HAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHH!

"low-rate knockoff, Nova Scotia" Bro that hurts :( we made Trailer Park Boys

@902smoked

3 жыл бұрын

And our country side is absolutely beautiful!

@DigitalMoonlight

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget our greatest contribution... Pictou county pizza :p

@stevechalmers9572

3 жыл бұрын

If luck is on my side, I'll be riding out on my bike this spring for a month from Ontario....lifelong dream and cant wait. Gods country. Much love from the Dirty Dirty

@JohnDoe-if2uo

3 жыл бұрын

@@DigitalMoonlight and Northern Pulp

@gung2549

3 жыл бұрын

Also our Gaelic and fiddle music is better than the trash they have there

"Why fly a black flag when you can fly a black beard?" -Daddy Black Beard, AC4 I really liked his character in that game. Wise, but more than willing to be ruthless.

@themobilemercenary1782

2 жыл бұрын

He said “why fly a black flag, when a black beard will do?”

"Somalian intellectuals trying to make a honest living for themselves" it has only started and im already rolling 😂

When dankula calls the province you live in "lowrate knockoff Scotland"

@carolmartin1298

3 жыл бұрын

I scrolled through the comments just to see if any other Nova Scotians caught this..Dank better watch his mouth with that kind of language haha

@scooterdogg7580

3 жыл бұрын

same coming from the low rate low rate version of Scotland myself lol

@scooterdogg7580

3 жыл бұрын

@The Bandog I thought it was funny , it was cool to be mentioned :)

"..or, do you think of a group of Somalian intellectuals trying to, make an honest living for themselves!" I died..

this is my states history and I love that he's talking about it

@williamwilson9799

3 жыл бұрын

Oregon here, i believe we've had a couple of mentions as well, though instead of the badass pirates, we have cults. But ayyy also db cooper.

@floopusdoopus

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamwilson9799 in Oregon/Washington we got DB Cooper, Sasquatch, Lewis, Clark and Sacajawea and the Oregon trail

Fun fact I live about 1/2 mile from "The Hammock house" which is where blackbeard lived when he was in the US. The queen Anne's revenge still lays on the bottom like 3 miles off of Beaufort inlet and I own a small piece of it that we caught in shrimp trawls one day. Beaufort is a quaint little fishing town I grew up in and coincidentally ended up becoming a commercial fisherman due to my love of the sea and vast knowledge of the local ecosystems

@TOO_RAW

3 жыл бұрын

@Kyaw Lwin Naing what about it?

you forgot the part when Bonnet pulled out two AR-15's, killed the British government and resurrected the dead

@yakikadafi745

3 жыл бұрын

He also gave birth to George Washington

@FlyingScott

3 жыл бұрын

And Quartermaster was there!

@blacktigerpaw1

3 жыл бұрын

He then defeated the Templars with a big fucking grin on his face.

@MichaelPhillips-jw4bj

3 жыл бұрын

Most importantly he took out Mary

@blacktigerpaw1

3 жыл бұрын

@@MichaelPhillips-jw4bj *Maury Povich, high commander of the seas, delivering paternity tests everywhere

I live in North Carolina, and Blackbeard is still incredibly popular in his old stomping grounds. The Blackbeard flag is often flown over Okracoke Island and on the backs of cars as bumper stickers. 😆

@poyoloco6501

3 жыл бұрын

the same thing can be found here in charleston sc and as a kid i never knew why i would see his flag in random places around town but was an interesting bit of history to learn as i got older....i think theres even a bar or two or three in downtown charleston that flies his flag year round....funny thing about Stede Bonnet, he was captured by self proclaimed pirate hunter and charleston native William Rhett after Charles Vane attacked charleston and Rhett lost Vane.....IDK why they dont bother to teach any of this pirate history in school here in charleston but it should be because theres atually a good bit of pirate history here

@agnetalykins7564

3 жыл бұрын

@yeoldebiggetee Can confirm that every American History class I've ever been in basically gives half a day at most to anything before the American Revolution.

@shanewebb3341

3 жыл бұрын

@@agnetalykins7564 I had world history which did everywhere up until ww2

@mydickisunbelievablysmallb7098

3 жыл бұрын

I also believe his flag is used as the patch in one of the British SAS units.

I watched this three times in a row. I truly appreciate your presentation and narration. Especially about the rogue, wild spirits of the not-so-long ago past. These were different times. And when even pirates had principals... it’s sad to know that they were more moral than some of today’s people.

Putting the kettle on and sitting down to watch the next Mad Lad is genuinely something I look forward to every day. Dank is a master storyteller.

Nowadays what’s the first thing you think of when you hear the word pirate? Ilhan Omar

@kalsang6255

3 жыл бұрын

???

@bradmarkus7768

3 жыл бұрын

@@kalsang6255 reddit

@minnesotanfreedomist3147

3 жыл бұрын

@@kalsang6255 Cause she’s Somali.

@RossTheNinja

3 жыл бұрын

@@minnesotanfreedomist3147 and a crook

@whynottalklikeapirat

3 жыл бұрын

No. It's blackbeard.

He forgot to mention Blackbeard's devil fruit

@kalsang6255

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@stelioskelmaer3159

3 жыл бұрын

Real blackbeard was just as hard to kill as 800hp gun shield blackbeard

@zzodysseuszz

3 жыл бұрын

Nah that show sucks

@thatguywiththeface5232

3 жыл бұрын

@@stelioskelmaer3159 whoever okayed that must have had a lot of cocaine

@DragonTamerCos

3 жыл бұрын

Yea he never mentioned white beard

I live in North Carolina and have visited the Outer Banks and Ocracoke Island where Blackbeard hid out and eventually met his demise. There’s a maritime museum that has a few artifacts that were found on what’s believed to be the Queen Anne’s Revenge wreck site. Very cool to see Blackbeards stuff.

black beards final battle sounds like the climax of a hollywood movie

At this point I'll have to assume Dank's funeral in 50+ years will be sponsored by Ya Boi Raid Shadow Legends

@collette3428

3 жыл бұрын

"Thanks everyone for coming...before we get in to the Eulogy...It's ya boi, Raid Shadow Legends"

@MongooseTacticool

3 жыл бұрын

Headstone inscription with QR code. "Kleck the lenk."

@padraig5335

3 жыл бұрын

If scottish women get free feminine products, dank can get yo boy raid shadow legends

@restlessfrager

3 жыл бұрын

I mean his baby literally is paid by raid shadow legends

@restlessfrager

3 жыл бұрын

@Roman von Ungern Sternberg Dankula literally paid for his ivf with raid shadow legends money dude, he made a video about it.

I've always read that the skeleton in Teach's flag was holding an hourglass, signaling that the time of the victims was running out.

@hewhobattles8869

3 жыл бұрын

As badass as that sounds, i think i prefer the "Toast to the Devil" more

@alanchalkley4157

3 жыл бұрын

that was the story I knew too, but I like the 'Toasting the Devil' idea more.

@reddivory5316

2 жыл бұрын

Did you know that version of the flag isn’t Blackbeards, it came from a book in the early 1900s

I think I learned more about Blackbeard as a person from Assassin's Creed: Black Flag, than I did from any documentaries on him. He knew the first step to winning a fight is raw intimidation. I don't mean calling names and screaming threats, Blackbeard didn't need to *say* anything. His legend told you everything he wants you to know.

Black Beard was DOOM Slayer confirmed!

Everyone gangsta until the sea starts speaking Bristolian

@kurokagethescrub9627

3 жыл бұрын

The combination of your avatar and nickname has successfully completed the transfer of my sides into geostationary orbit.

@theemeraldblonde218

3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean Brummy

@arkroyalslegalteam4911

3 жыл бұрын

@@kurokagethescrub9627 Glad I could be of service chief.

@jaimeKeigh

3 жыл бұрын

@@theemeraldblonde218 Last I checked Bristol wasnt Birmingham.

@Critical_Stinking

3 жыл бұрын

@@theemeraldblonde218 Birmingham doesn't have a port.

Blackbeard: ....You know, I can just make more money stealing from merchants. Merchants: Wait, that's illegal.

@NEEDbacon

3 жыл бұрын

BB: I forgot where that's my problem

“He was too angry to die” Iconic.

35:38 bruh that's Admiral Nelson 😂

Ive gone fishing over the wreck of Queen Anne’s Revenge out by Fort Macon, It gives me chills every time I cast. Knowing that even though I cant see a few feet below the inlet that hides her, the aura and transcendence of a total badass and mad-lad still surrounds me.

@jefff6636

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yea dude, I grew up near there. Taking a walk around Ocracoke at night is also spooky as hell, especially down the harbor.

@justinnewcomb2279

3 жыл бұрын

@Roman von Ungern SternbergNo. it's just off the beach at Fort Macon, An old civil war fort turned State Park. Technically if the inlet didn't have an undertow you could swim out to it. But nobody is allowed to do it because the undertow, currents and literal boat traffic as it sits in the channel leading into Morehead's Harbor. Trust me though, you don't want to dive there.

“This was a time where people still believed in demons.” Pedos: Am I a joke to you?

@uninspiringspoon9578

3 жыл бұрын

No, demons are meant to be scary and intimidating. They're not meant to be some fat fucker in a stained hoodie

@distantlol

3 жыл бұрын

@@uninspiringspoon9578 LMFAOO

@kosmas173

3 жыл бұрын

Your name is spelled wrong The correct way to spell it is: μολών λαβέ

@phangirlable

3 жыл бұрын

@@uninspiringspoon9578 The problem is that the majority of pedos are 16+ year olds that you would never expect to be that way. Google Richard Huckle and tell me this guy isn't a demon. Thankfully he got killed by a fellow inmate some time ago. :D

@MarcusIuliusBalbus

3 жыл бұрын

@@kosmas173 Thank you. It has been corrected. It's easy to mix up alphas with omicrons.

i have been just grinding out your mad lads series, you’ve quickly become one of my top 3 sources of entertainment. keep up the good work, Dankula!

"I can think of at least three lies she told you you to bring that about. First I imagine she told you I retired from a prosperous trade to settle with her. But what she likely did not mention is that trade was high seas piracy. Second, she told you my name was Drumond, but when I plied that trade, I was called Teach. And Third, she clearly led you to believe that you could point your sword in my direction and survive the experience. This to was something less than the truth." -Edward "Blackbeard" Teach's introduction in episode 18 of Black Sails

"For if a Man plays the fool, then it's then it's only Fools he'll persuade. But appear to be the Devil, and all Men will submit."

JUDGE A MAN NOT BY THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN BUT BY HOW MUCH BOTTY HE CAN PLUNDER !!! - Yah Boi Dank 2020

@edgargarred4319

3 жыл бұрын

'Yah boi dank' was that a famous Chinese pirate?!

@solo8734

3 жыл бұрын

AYE LAD!

@Paddy.C

3 жыл бұрын

"Booty", pirate slang for treasure. If we judged men by how much "botty" they could plunder, Freddie Mercury would be the epitome of masculinity.

@sirapple589

3 жыл бұрын

Paddy .Cook So nothing would change?

@godsdj7316

3 жыл бұрын

YARGH!

“In 1719, the time of pirates was coming to a close. Even the Carribbean had mostly been tamed.”

I really appreciate these longer videos from you. I love when you get more in depth about the historical figures you are talking about. Thanks from the time you put in.

The low rate Scotland hits perfect , Pictou county Nova Scotia born and raised. Been to Scotland once felt like home. Meth ,drinking in excess and I could go to jail at any time for a joke.

@therealbaylee

3 жыл бұрын

Meth isn't the issue its heroin.

@jimdarhower4945

3 жыл бұрын

Fellas, fellas, we all know Jenkem is the true pandemic.

@andrewjennings7306

2 жыл бұрын

Do you speak Gaelic?

@stephen8996

2 жыл бұрын

@@therealbaylee just be thankful you don't really have fentanyl over there

Roman Von Ungern-Sternberg would be PERFECT for Absolute Madlads.

@amiablebee7318

3 жыл бұрын

oo who's that? I haven't heard of him

@orenum

3 жыл бұрын

Funny white general man

@hom3bon333

3 жыл бұрын

my thoughts exactly

@amiablebee7318

3 жыл бұрын

@E Fig sounds like a prime mad lads candidate

@jokester3076

3 жыл бұрын

@@amiablebee7318 sternberg lead a detachment of the White Russian army into Outer Mongolia to free the country from the Chinese and restore Bogd Khan to power, he hoped to enlist the mongols in his war against the bolsheviks.

Your style of comedic, historically accurate story telling and brogue is priceless

You're one of my favorite storytellers, thank you for the reciting of this legend.

“Too angry to die” Are we sure this man wasn’t from Dathomir?

@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595

3 жыл бұрын

Local pirate literally too angry to die

@austinkersey2445

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, because he was from Iridonia.

@mistertaz94

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly he had Black Templar geneseed in him

N. Carolina: "where did you get this treasure?" B.B: " we found them." N. Carolina: "are you suggesting treasure is a migratory?!?" B.B: drops fat sack of gold on the bench "yes, i am"

@emilyadams3228

3 жыл бұрын

Wot's the water-speed velocity of a heavily-laden pirrrate slewp? What d'you mean? A French or Spanish sloop? Wot...Oi...Oi down't now that! HLWAAAHHHHHHH!!!! 'Ow d'yew kneow so much about slewps? You have to know these things when you're a Commodore, you know.

@DISTurbedwaffle918

3 жыл бұрын

"How did you get this treasure?" Found it. "In what condition did you find it?" On a boat. "And in what condition was the boat?" Floating. "And you claim this boat is yours?" Yeah, I found it.

@PunchGod741

3 жыл бұрын

Love Monty python and the holy grail!

Crazy how close I love to where Blackbeard used to operate in the Carolinas.

"In a world without Gold, we could have been Heroes!" - Captain Blackbeard, Assassin's Creed Black Flag

You should do an episode on Julius Caesar, the man who told the people who captured him for ransom that they should ransom him for more money than he was as already being ransomed for.

@TheHandsJailbird

3 жыл бұрын

then after being set free, he hunted his captures down and had them all crucified

@ComradeCommissarYuri

3 жыл бұрын

Built a bridge, raided lands of Germanic tribes, came back across the bridge and then demolished it All because he could 😂

@kangkong6795

3 жыл бұрын

The Virgin Gauls and Senate vs the Chadus Maximus Invictus Caesar. You should all sub to DovahHatty for the Absolutely U N B I A S E D History of Rome. Do it now, plebs

@oz_jones

Жыл бұрын

@@kangkong6795 imagine assassinating the first emperor and the plebs just start rioting because they actuslly liked living under him

Count Dankula’s pirate name would still be Count Dankula

@orionpryme

3 жыл бұрын

Captain Count and his ship of absolute mad lads.

@joshshrum2764

3 жыл бұрын

He should be in One Piece.

Blackbeard, one heck of a pirate that couldn't be dropped. even if his body hit the floor, his legend still moves on for him.