This is the drunkest person in the shows history

@72marshflower15

4 жыл бұрын

Hold my beer/beverage ✊

@tmseh

4 жыл бұрын

He's wicked hammered! He's soooooo caulked.

@jls2508

4 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking, they're gonna be responsible for the death of Rich Fulcher one of these days

@tmseh

4 жыл бұрын

@@jls2508 I blame society.

@goddamn8958

4 жыл бұрын

420 likes ... HMMMMMM YES

When you can't say "lawsuit" but you can say "persona non grata."

@sydneysprenkle9392

4 жыл бұрын

Scoop92 I feel this

@gabe6475

4 жыл бұрын

@@brapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrap cocaine is a hell of a drug

@matteoeneo9750

4 жыл бұрын

Oxward.

@hughpearse

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha yea he said a "lew-saw... lllll lllll law-suit", and he has a law degree...

@Amy-fd9xp

4 жыл бұрын

I think about this comment every time i hear the word alcohol mentioned

I think this dude just made history for being the drunkest drunk in Drunk History.

@72marshflower15

4 жыл бұрын

Surely, and what should be pointed out is that Abe Lincoln was a liberal republican, ie the first multiparty potus... he was shot not for “slavery”, but so the US Capital Establishment, a conservative entity, could retain two party dominion.... There hasn’t been a viable 3rd party / multiparty since.... There are no liberal political parties when they all operate on capitalism, a conservative construct.... The political terms don’t mean what we’ve all been taught they mean... Or haven’t you noticed?

@Battleschnodder

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean Lincoln being a liberal republican made him multiparty? The Republicans were the more liberal party at the time. If anything, him being a particularly liberal Republican made him more entrenched in one side.

@72marshflower15

4 жыл бұрын

Battleschnodder ...Lincoln represented the first party outside the duopoly that gripped America at the time... his party was literally third party, ie multiparty , which is then dispersive and liberalism is dispersive in nature... Conservatism accrues power as liberalism disperses it. It’s literally in the derivation of the terms themselves... “The republicans” were the first “dispersive” party of the country and the era... and as such, exercised revolutionary power of the day... Course, conservatism owns the definitions today due to their reich wing linguistic eugenics known as id/entity politics and is why shit is spot on backwards.

@OneMeanArtist

4 жыл бұрын

@@72marshflower15 The fuck are you smoking? You realize my comment was about the guest being drunk, right? Or haven't you noticed...?

@lightcapgun

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he by far the drunkest haha

I'm a Bartender, I totally understand this form of English

@the4rtistandtheproduc3r

4 жыл бұрын

Most daywalkers don't speak this language. I have found it easiest as a bartender to separate people into two categories when they go out drinking "daywalkers" and "creatures of darkness". We know what category this guy slid into home plate with.

@obizzil

4 жыл бұрын

120 likes right here🇺🇸

@humongousfungusamongus3871

3 жыл бұрын

Like it's some esoteric language. 😅🤣😂

@into.the.wood.chipper.

3 ай бұрын

"This guy is like an ape awkward bartend-ape!"

He didn't even mention what Lincoln did being a lawyer. Lol

@elissamarcus

4 жыл бұрын

No but he did spend 10 minutes practicing how to say "awkward ape"

@cosmosblue772

4 жыл бұрын

Or that he ape legged arms...

@howitzer551

4 жыл бұрын

well In those days It wasn't uncommon for the legal teams to go out and brawl before or after the trial, and apparently Lincoln used to kick people's asses in trial and then literally kick them behind the court house afterward. I believe it was it was the firm he was with after this trial where one of his co-workers basically said despite being tall and lanky and not that intimidating Lincoln could really both throw and take a punch and he was quite useful in the fights that could break out. Though I might be wrong on the timing of that but basically Lincoln was a good lawyer and fighter apparently.

@YourGraceMyLady

4 жыл бұрын

S D that would’ve been awesome 😎

@dorkmax7073

4 жыл бұрын

Lincoln was an Illinois trial lawyer, mostly for criminal law and litigation. He had a good deal of success amidst the circle of legal experts and ran for State Senate. He was among the state's most ardent abolitionists, and joined with the then-newly formed Republican Party, a leftist anti-slavery organzation that was meant to be an alternative to the Whigs who wouldn't stand against slavery. Eventually, he was elected in Illinois, and after serving in small government, ran for President. He made a name for himself by saying that he didn't believe in popular soverignty- he didn't think slavery should be left to public referendum, but that politicians had a duty to dismantle the institutions of slavery.

"What's the biggest lesson to learn in this story?" No one: drunk dude: *"My... bAaaallS ArE BiG"*

@stiffcost

4 жыл бұрын

Read this literally perfect timing life is everything right now!😂🤣😅

@GerryBolger

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes when you have big balls you gotta let people know. I respect him for that..

@RichardCano

4 жыл бұрын

This meme confused me because someone DID say something before he said the balls thing.

@oldassaccount9157

4 жыл бұрын

Saying nobody doesn’t make your joke funnier. It makes you look fucking stupid

@Tookeddd

4 жыл бұрын

@@oldassaccount9157 it's just a meme format. shut the fuck up😂

Everyone who says this guys is drunk af, you'd be surprised to know that this is pretty close to his normal self.

@frehleyscomet8812

2 жыл бұрын

i first saw him on the mighty boosh, and you are correct 😂

@AdmiralWinfrey

Жыл бұрын

"And that's why I don't like cricket."

@ootfan5

Жыл бұрын

@@AdmiralWinfrey "You've gone too far this time I'm gonna have to turn my back on you."

“Imma- Imma- Imma- LINCOLN” kills me every time. 😂

I can’t stop watching this episode; like I feel like I have an actual problem, but then, it’s so freaking great… THIS GUY IS AN APE-AWKWARD MAN!”

@robstaaass

11 ай бұрын

Literally same

@KittyPieVibes

7 ай бұрын

…..THIS GUY 😠👉🏼

@chandi_4

28 күн бұрын

Ape awkSward man

How is it possible that the camera crew doesn't roll on the floor laughing while they film this guy?

**Ape Awkward Man**

“What are YOuuuUUUU doin” still gets me every time lol

@slickb88

Ай бұрын

I specifically came to this video for that part

This guy is drunk history

@TheLatinGQ

4 жыл бұрын

And that drunk is guy history.

Biggest lesson learned? "My balls are big" 😂🏀🏀🤣 This guy was sooo drunk!

People are really getting mad about a guy being drunk on a show about drunk people.

@AirQBert

4 жыл бұрын

There's drunk, and then there's Frickin' wasted; y'know, too much of a good thing. This dude is near incomprehensible.

@TheMistaMunz

4 жыл бұрын

@@AirQBert there are other episodes with Rich Fulcher where he is even more wasted than this! sometimes he just makes sounds more than actual speech.. and the producers literally have to coach him a few words at a time so he can even put sentences together..

@AirQBert

4 жыл бұрын

John Burgdorf holy crap!

@linzeemaricee2033

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMistaMunz which episodes? I gotta see this😂

That man is DRUUUNK. And that guy does NOT look like Lincoln. But that ending was amazing! :D

@baloog8

4 жыл бұрын

It was confusing all around. I was like are they talking about abe?

@Yurokva

4 жыл бұрын

The "actors" in drunk history aren't meant to look like the actual person they are playing as. Also we are talking bout Abraham Lincoln right, and Abraham didn't have a beard until a little girl told him that if he grew a beard he'd be a lady killer, because that's what all ladies want. (Apparently) I'm a little dusty on my history so if I missed smth please do correct me.

@ericgavizon8446

4 жыл бұрын

@@Yurokva beard or not, the actor is way shorter than what Lincoln was, weirdly his head is part of his neck, and hes also too fat, lincoln was a skinny slender man. the only thing Lincoln and that guy share is that they're both white.

@Yurokva

4 жыл бұрын

@@ericgavizon8446 Again the actors aren't really put there to look like the person they are playing as. I have seen a woman play Aaron burr on drunk history before. So I don't believe that they are casted to look like spitting images of said historical person.

@ericgavizon8446

4 жыл бұрын

@@Yurokva fine then, but this guys is super weird to look at

man recovering from a stroke rips on abraham Lincoln for six minutes

I love how genuinely happy he looks at "he's like a lawyer". I guess if you're wasted enough, you can have a childlike whimsy.

"It's just like a myriad of wonderment." It sure is.

Like 9 years after this came out and my core friends and I still quote it constantly. And when we start we can't stop.

@stefanniecundiff1554

Жыл бұрын

It's like a myriad of wonderment 🤣

@robstaaass

Жыл бұрын

@@stefanniecundiff1554 yessss!!!!!

@robstaaass

Жыл бұрын

@@stefanniecundiff1554 it's very special lol

@Godshonestruth

11 ай бұрын

Yesssssss

@robstaaass

11 ай бұрын

@@Godshonestruth ssssssssssss

i have no idea what this story is about. its just funny seeing them try to piece this together😂😂😂

@bennitori4

2 жыл бұрын

@Patrick Whelpley Also that Lincoln was a pretty cool guy, considering he took a guy who kinda hated him and made him one of the top ranking people in the country. And then when he died, the dude who used to hate him had nothing but respect for him.

This guy is a lanky, gawky, awkward, ape-legged, ape-armed, man. This guy is weird. This guy's like an ape. He's got ape-arms. He's got like ape awkward arms. This guy is like an ape awkward guy. THIS GUY - IS AN APE AWK - OCT - OXWARD! HE'S LIKE AN APE MAN. THIS GUY IS LIKE AN APE AWKWARD MAN.

@yeshuaistheking

4 жыл бұрын

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

@lolerbates

4 жыл бұрын

Pure gold

@bryanbraun6419

4 жыл бұрын

Dude i was crying laughing

@iheartshaneandjeffree

Жыл бұрын

The first time I saw that part I was laughing so hard I couldn’t BREATHE. Tears pouring down my face. It was amazing

@uriburimon

Жыл бұрын

LMAOAOAO😂

The actors have me 😂😂😂. To have to learn a drunks dialogue...🤯

@miramc2181

4 жыл бұрын

They didn’t learn it- they were drunk-

@WhiffleWaffles

3 жыл бұрын

@@miramc2181 they mean the people who act out the storytellers dialogue.

The story is that. Lincoln was called to a case in Cincinnati. He was supposed to be part of a law team, notably including Edwin Stanton who later would become his War Secy. When Lincoln arrived, the other lawyers began to abuse him like the schoolyards bullies over his frame, face, outlook. The called him ill dressed, an ape, à clown, à buffoon. They decided to not read his pleading memo and forbid him to be at the council with them. Lincoln was intensely depressed. He stayed in the courtroom on public benches. He was humiliated and mortified and told the host of the inn he stayed in he would never come back to Cincinnati again. Think about it. Ugly people are more sensitive human beings and have more feelings. They crave for recognizing. Don't bully them.

@KittyPieVibes

Жыл бұрын

Well that just made me sad

@emilielaurent6098

Жыл бұрын

@@KittyPieVibes depressing indeed

@elenarodriguez7809

Жыл бұрын

It is sad but I find comfort in knowing all those bullies felt mad hate when he became president. The best revenge is success.

@audreymuzingo933

8 ай бұрын

I actually think he was one of the more handsome presidents.

This episode had me 🤣🤣, more than any other, yet. "This guuuy is an Ape" 😂😂🤣🤣!....

"I'm gonna be Mr. Shit-house!" -Abraham 'Ape Awkward Man' Lincoln

Every time I thought the Ape Awkward Man monologue was going to end it just kept going!! If it was any longer I might have actually died laughing.

Lmaooo this dude is so drunk I got intoxicated just watching him 😂

And that was the day when I learned that Rich's balls were big.

"Am i involved in this case o wat?" 😂😂😂😂😂 .... I burst out lmao-ing n farted at the same time.

He can't say "lawsuit" but "persona no grata" is no problem 😂😂

I got drunk just watching this guy.

"Lincoln was this lawyer, man, he was, like, a lawyer" 🤣 How do I have Caliendo as Gruden in my head for this now? Lmao.. Probably a lot of other great fits for that line too

1:25 Ive never seen anyone SO excited that Lincoln was a lawyer

"Im gonna be Mr. Sh*thouse Abraham Lincoln

Rich Fulcher is my favorite of the drunk story tellers. Go watch Drunk History: Frankenstein you wont regret it

this is the most laid back that Rich Fulcher has ever been.

Best drunk history of all time.

When you're too drunk to do Drunk History!🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🥃😜🤪😵

My favorite of all the episodes. And that's saying a lot.

3:16 - 3:33 has been my ringtone since I first hear and recorded it. I will never change it

@sacrosby

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite part of my favorite Drunk History! 😆😆 I laughed my ass off at that awkward ape rant

@harmonicartist

3 жыл бұрын

@@sacrosby same. People get so confused when they hear it as my ring tone

@sacrosby

3 жыл бұрын

@@harmonicartist 😆😄😅 I bet!

@sacrosby

3 жыл бұрын

@Patrick Whelpley he was like a LAWYER! 😃

@patrickwhelpley1745

3 жыл бұрын

@@sacrosby the best thing he said when describing the court case....."it was a myriad of wonderment." LOL

That ending is perfect

"Ape awkward man" part kills me 🤣

Rich fulcher is my favorite drunk history comedian, he just reminds me of an awesome teacher who makes you enjoy learning 😂

What documents did Abe possibly have to show to a restaurant host?

Hilarious! To act out his drunk monologue would have had me in stitches.😂

How can a human possibly be *THIS* drunk

This is still hilarious years later 😂

I love how educational these are, should be taught in school

This is drunk history. Really really drunk!😂😂😂

This guy is actually the best

This was absolutely hilarious, amazing guest

He it’s the guy that said “What? What? What? WHAT?! VHAT?! VHAT?!! RRRAAAHT?!! what?”

I literally came for the abrahumenuh-umenuh LINCOLN. 4:14 And this awkward guy 3:00

He. Is. Sloshed. 😂🍻

This one, his Frankenstein retelling and Lyric's Cleopatra stories are THE most hilarious episodes! 🤣

When the guy said his name at the beginning it sounded like he called himself Rich Vulture. Lol

@elissamarcus

4 жыл бұрын

Dope band name

I'm almost certain that he was dead the whole time and DH just pulled of a Weekend At Bernie's stunt.

this is one of the best pieces of comedy ever

FIRST Drunk History episode I ask myself..."WTF did I just watch? WTF happened?" 😲😁🤣🤣

"Just like a myriad... of wonderment... um, umm um hmm, hm, hmmmmmmah - LINCOLN!!" Incredible.

Wow! this is the best drunk history lesson ever!

Has Drunk History ever been done by a historian? Or just poorly read comedians? It would be cool to see an actual drunk historian give one of these talks.

@GerryBolger

4 жыл бұрын

My ex girlfriend's father was a history teacher and also a serious lush at the weekends. We had dinner at their place one time that basically turned into a drinking session. My ex told her drunk history teaching father that I'm a nerd about ancient Rome and it was like years of holding in drunken history talk just flowed from him. Now he wasn't as drunk as the folks in these videos but he wasn't too far off, the man could knock back whiskey like it was milk. Once he understood that I knew the basics of Roman history we talked about our favourite Emperor's and why. Mine is Vespasian by the way... It's fun talking to a drunken historian, not as funny as these videos but informative and they talk about it with more passion when they're not constrained by ridiculous teaching limitations (or sober). The hardest part about breaking up with her was that I'd never speak to her dad again. I miss that dude...

@crumbum2

4 жыл бұрын

@@GerryBolger Hold the phone! Are you saying historians can be funny too?? How bizarre... I'd much rather hear one of them do an episode than some comedian who just read one book about the subject.

@GerryBolger

4 жыл бұрын

@@crumbum2 Well this guy was genuinely funny with or without drink but he did say that he hated the way history was taught. I assume that history teachers are told to teach specific eras in specific ways, which must stifle them. Now if you do happen to talk to a drunken history teacher, you'll see that they are passionate about it and get excited by imparting their knowledge. When they're told how and what to teach, it's easy to see how that passion can be dampened.

@joshuasim8019

4 жыл бұрын

@@GerryBolger this is very true and really sad to hear

@samfisk4848

4 жыл бұрын

Who was his favorite emperor?

Good to see Bob Fossil still getting work.

This episode gave me a hangover.

This is the first episode someone took acid.

@oranpongen8029

4 жыл бұрын

Thechristopherryan 😂🤣

@jacobsims7953

4 жыл бұрын

Acid is literally nothing like that. This dude is sedated as fuck man that isn’t acid😂

@joshuahoover6841

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacobsims7953 , Iwas going to say.. and then went to sleep?? Lol, I don't think so!

@humongousfungusamongus3871

3 жыл бұрын

Really? You thought "acid?" Because I was thinking maybe barbiturates, benzos, opiates. Have you ever seen someone on acid? They do NOT act like this guy.

This one was probably one of the best DH ever

What we've learned about Lincoln: 1:) He doesn't even have a Watson. 2:) Awkward ape man. 3:) Ox words.

OMFG LOOOLLL the newspaper article said "SOME OTHER PEOPLE" hahhahaha crazy

@TEXAS2459

3 жыл бұрын

@Patrick Whelpley lol yup true

This is my favorite episode

This is one of my favorite things ever.

"But I don't even look like Lincoln." "Dude, the moral of the story is: My balls are big."

I love this dude

I always thought his brain was thinking “gangly” but he couldn’t get there.

This will forever make me laugh

I probably quote the "ape awkward arms" bit twice a week at minimum

I can't breathe.😂

Sometimes it seems like the comedians may not be drunk. This dude is blitzed!

I couldn't believe it but I had to come here when I saw Rich in Joan Is Awful on Black Mirror!!!

Drunk ASF😂🤣🤣

"I invented the automatic reaper," he said, gesturing at a hay rake for some reason.

OMG best of the best.

This is hilarious the re enactments are the best

this is so funny I can’t

I feel hungover after watching this

This guy WAY exceeded the threshold of drunkenness where drunk history is the funniest

I feel like I was watching this but I also feel like I have no idea what the story was.

This guy is housed! Bravo!

Can you do a video about James K Polk?

I can smell the alcohol through my phone

I have never been soo grateful for the youtube playback speed after watching this video.

He has done a few episodes, he never feels any pain.

This video makes me want to drive.

Didn't even mention his vampire hunting days, disappointed

i would be so available to do this show

0:09 I had to pause it. That is one VERY drunk man.

I had to watch this at 1.5x speed 😂

This dude is so drunk that just by trying to make sense of wtf he is saying I feel drunk myself xD

I really thought those 2 reaper guys were gonna start making out lol

Imagine Joey Diaz doing an episode while absolutely sauced.

@michaelpipkin9942

4 жыл бұрын

This Isn't Happening, or any podcast he does is pretty much that, cocksucka.