All this talk of big bird is making me go back and watch Sesame Street again lol

@grayisgood

2 жыл бұрын

It's not on pbs anymore. They sold it.

"Maralardo!"🤣🤣😂

Everyone here rn 💀

Jimmy Kimmel is my favorite medical source

Ted Cruz can't tell you how to get to Sesame Street, but he can tell you how to flee to Cancun

@Faesharlyn

2 жыл бұрын

This comment was brought to you by the letters L and O, and by the number l

@jclay6680

2 жыл бұрын

LOL !!

@trutymeproductions5478

2 жыл бұрын

@@Faesharlyn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@carriefox1146

2 жыл бұрын

👏 👏 👏 👏

@DD2225

2 жыл бұрын

Pete Buttgig can't tell you about the supply shortages he is in charge of but he can tell you how to flee work for two months to care for his adopted babies while store shelves go bare.

Ted is just still angry about the fact that nobody would ever tell him how to get, how to get to Sesame Street as a kid.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

2 жыл бұрын

um... brent? Think you might be on the wrong thread, hon...

@debshaw680

2 жыл бұрын

@@brentmonkhouse6638 you can’t even tell which thread your on.

@msizzygirl1

2 жыл бұрын

Haha!

@leeanndap7020

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂😂

@brenda9919

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I do not know what people are thinking Jimmy Kimmel drank the Kool Aid

@edwardrichardson7076

3 ай бұрын

NOPE

@armsquad

2 ай бұрын

@@edwardrichardson7076 He sure did

Jimmy is a salesman for the vax. 😂😂😂

@brianellis6880

4 ай бұрын

Democrats trust the science behind the vaccine but not the science that says there are only 2 genders 😂

@filip1261

4 ай бұрын

You people are still stuck in 2021

@filip1261

4 ай бұрын

​@@brianellis6880What science says that? Link a study

@brianellis6880

4 ай бұрын

@@filip1261 well explain to me how a man can ovulate, there’s only 2 genders buddy and the earth is not flat

@rebel1333frank

4 ай бұрын

​@filip1261 you are a simp for the establishment 😊

I love how Joe Rogan is basically punchline now 🤣🤣🤣

@virginiatyree6705

2 жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan is a dummy. People that listen to him & his advice need help. v

@ninetendopesaitama2107

2 жыл бұрын

He always was a punchline. The pope for simpletons. Lol

@aliengranpa

2 жыл бұрын

He brought that on himself. I used to like the guy.

@ryandasilva604

2 жыл бұрын

Over 100M Spotify deal, I’ll gladly be the punchline. Who’s really laughing?

@Faesharlyn

2 жыл бұрын

I only wish his face could get in that line...

This year from March 14 to November 7 was "Daylight Savings Time" we are currently in "Standard Time" .

@kathleensposato5529

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@freya8133

2 жыл бұрын

And I LIKE Standard Time....

@mavxyz123

2 жыл бұрын

So point here is make daylight savings time permanent, no one wants pitch dark outside at 5 pm, which is the case now after November.

@freya8133

2 жыл бұрын

@@mavxyz123 And I don't want to be light at 10 PM in the summer anymore!

@Dutch84

2 жыл бұрын

@@freya8133 how about we compromise? Part of the year DST and part Standard. Oh wait.

He is so angry Baldwin did such a great job of mocking him.

@nickwallette6201

2 жыл бұрын

That is EXACTLY what this is about. "It's nothing personal." Yeah, right, and your last meal didn't come out of a to-go bucket. So transparent he makes my windows jealous.

@mf568

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickwallette6201 🤣🤣🤣

@sendmeyourlocation1145

2 жыл бұрын

Okay aunt jumaima

@mf568

2 жыл бұрын

@@sendmeyourlocation1145 Thank you. Oh, and by the way, it's spelled Jemima. But then again, you're a right winged fool who only think s/he is smart.

@STATICKk77

2 жыл бұрын

Yes Baldwin always kills it. Especially on set.

When I need my daily does of cringe, I watch jimmy kimmel

@alextotman9899

Жыл бұрын

This guy is a clown

@amyreynolds3619

10 ай бұрын

When I need my daily dose of cringe, I read comments like yours 😊.

@cosmicstudiosxp7385

5 ай бұрын

@@amyreynolds3619 your buddy Jimmy Kimmel is probably on that list😂😂

@DookieMan69

4 ай бұрын

@@amyreynolds3619stfu Jimmy Kimmel is such a leftwing cringe puppet it’s sad

@rona4399

4 ай бұрын

​@amyreynolds3619 Wow, you're very creative....

Sesame Street should do a bit with big bird talking about how to deal with bullies. Then dress a guy up that vaguely looks like Cruz. 😂

@jessragan6714

2 жыл бұрын

That should be easy... he already looks like Oscar the Grouch.

@_cloudface_

2 жыл бұрын

Oscar the Grouch with bad wolverine facial hair?

@makinoahcelloduo9008

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like Oscar's butt.

Hey the weather's getting colder, so soon "Cancun Cruz" will migrating to Mexico where it's warmer.

@mj_1258

2 жыл бұрын

Fack .. Fled Cruz !📢

@rendajones7368

2 жыл бұрын

I hope they charge him 2,000.00 to drive him to his hotel.

@BaconTomatoCheese

2 жыл бұрын

That’s spelled “Cancun Cruise”

@angelinecarbone9374

2 жыл бұрын

He can go under his rock to stay warm 🇲🇽 Mexico doesn't want him

@axelbauron155

2 жыл бұрын

That will open a short window to build a wall.

Your on that list Jimmy 🤣

@shanedaley6236

4 ай бұрын

If he's not he's definitely acting like it for no reason like why

I loved Baldwin's impersonations of trump!

Trump does the opposite of ‘What Jesus Would Do!’

@Ottophil

2 жыл бұрын

@ricky heckendorf jesus is allahs son. Religion did 9/11, vote democrat and keep church and state separate.

@freya8133

2 жыл бұрын

@ricky heckendorf Some actually do, Einstein.

@trayanicole6737

2 жыл бұрын

That’s Biden and everything the democrats stand for

@80s-rockrules

2 жыл бұрын

@@trayanicole6737 I am proof positive that is an outright lie

Aaron "I consulted with a now good friend of mine Joe Rogan" Rodgers.

@population-_-420

2 жыл бұрын

Time to build back better

@creativemadness6758

2 жыл бұрын

Dope

@DD2225

2 жыл бұрын

@@population-_-420 With the tumor removal that is the Democrats in 2022. Let's go Brandon!

@bls8959

2 жыл бұрын

U still believe cnn? Lol sad

@creativemadness6758

2 жыл бұрын

@@bls8959 are you still in Dallas waiting for John John, sadder

tell me you’re on the list without telling me you’re on the list

@stonebelue

4 ай бұрын

This aged well

@BrandNameLess

4 ай бұрын

@@stonebelue where exactly do they mention the list, or has it been edited out??

That "Doctor" was hilarious! And it takes some doing to tickle my funny bone.

Toting breakthrough cases, consulting Joe Rogan, then quoting MLK? Perfect clips boys

@population-_-420

2 жыл бұрын

Kyle rittenhouse & derek chauvin are guilty accept it .

@freya8133

2 жыл бұрын

@@population-_-420 I think he was being sarcastic.

@bwtv147

2 жыл бұрын

@@population-_-420 Kyle Rittenhouse is not guilty by reason of self defense. The FBI and prosecutors are desperately trying to frame Rittenhouse.

@adrock4737

2 жыл бұрын

@@bwtv147 Yeah, they're "framing" him-- they secretly lured him to Kenosha, planted the assault rifle in his hands, and tricked him into firing at unarmed people.

@alecedick1158

2 жыл бұрын

It’s comedy, dude

The irony of Rodgers wearing a t-shirt with Doc Holliday's image, a man that died at 36 from an communicable disease that affects the lungs, tuberculosis.

@population-_-420

2 жыл бұрын

can't fix stupid but the red hats make it easier to identify .

@BK-uy9nj

2 жыл бұрын

LOL there’s your huckleberry

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491

2 жыл бұрын

and sadly by historical reports: a master dentist... invented procredures...

@b1oh1

2 жыл бұрын

Good eye!

@mojozip

2 жыл бұрын

He's so intellectually challenged, he thought it's a Che shirt.

Trump: “he’s a nut job” Me: “yeh takes one to know one.”

@daviddefigueiredo6018

2 жыл бұрын

You said it "takes one to know one"

@shantoreywilkins651

2 жыл бұрын

🌰🥜🌰

@CVBASEBALLCARDCOLLECTOR

2 жыл бұрын

TOTALLY agree 👍

@michaelsalisbury1477

2 жыл бұрын

Thats the lot falling the kettlr black?!!!

Tim Minchin on Homeopathy: Water has memory! And while its memory of a long lost drop of onion juice is infinite, it somehow forgets all the poo it's had in it!

Anti-Vaxxers be like… _“If condoms are soo effective, how come people are still having babies?!”_

@DustyJones1997BGCL

2 жыл бұрын

Simple because they're having unprotected sex lol

@population-_-420

2 жыл бұрын

Maga still lost in Nov 2020 and Jan 6 and the CA recall. And Derek chauvin case Kyle rotten house is next

@eternalriver7866

2 жыл бұрын

Anti- vaxxers be like……alive after 2-5 years

@lenawagenfuehr53

2 жыл бұрын

@@DustyJones1997BGCL and condoms are less than 100% effective...

@mizzou1016

4 ай бұрын

If Covid was such a big deal then why did the nfl continue to play games where guys are breathing and sweating on each other?

People who claimed to have done their own research always seem to be copying someone else’s homework because they follow someone else who had done their own research, and so on, and so on, and so on.

@thomastheseer6117

2 жыл бұрын

😂 I have always thought the exact same thing! I think "Really? You went into a lab and traveled the world gathering all the information yourself?"

@bob65656565656565

2 жыл бұрын

Just ask Pfizer what to think.

@Edu_Kate

2 жыл бұрын

They consulted the "New England Journal of Facebook."

@caru3257

2 жыл бұрын

I am expecting Nicky Minaj's research to yield a brand new vaccine.

@grayisgood

2 жыл бұрын

The right wing media tells them that they're doing their own research, and they believe them. They also tell them that they think for themselves. If they couldn't vote, carry guns, or walk around unmasked, it'd be funny.

I didn’t catch that at first! Pat did cover his mouth trying not to laugh… Rodgers trying to be all serious 😅

@Bloodcurling

2 жыл бұрын

AJ Hawk smirked too

@reredrumuoy

Жыл бұрын

What exactly is wrong with wanting to see the client list for Epsteins island. I thought that we all agreed on this issue. Apparently you want to keep those people safe?

@adrienthekid1241

Жыл бұрын

@@reredrumuoy their sheep they are just copying Kimmels opinion. Kimmel is very weird for this

A bipartisan issue we can all agree on: end Daylight Savings Time!

My dog doesn't seem to understand the time change either, lol.

@christinamann3640

2 жыл бұрын

I never found the reset on the cat

@brenda9919

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@sonyaweinreis3658

2 жыл бұрын

Poor guy, my cats don't either 🐱🐱

@grayisgood

2 жыл бұрын

My dog is awesome! Thanks for giving me a reason to say that. :)

Who needs medicade when we got Joe rogan.

@sloan1919

2 жыл бұрын

What’s medicade?

@matta6395

2 жыл бұрын

Are you really going sit here and act like the treatment Joe Rogan and Aaron Rodgers used didn’t work??????

@BullShitThat

2 жыл бұрын

@@matta6395/ Are you really going sit there and act like what Joe Rogan and Aaron Rodgers did wasn't incredibly stupid?!?!? Why not just take the vaccine to begin with? The flawed logic is mind-boggling!

@misterguy9002

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite part is people are all over Ivermectin like it’s the one drug, of a cocktail of drugs, that dingus and his bestie used to defeat the symptoms of Covid. The whole point, is he lied. Period. He cares about himself, and apparently we are still not understanding how a goddam virus works.

@jonm7888

2 жыл бұрын

@@matta6395 Those anti-bodies cost six thousand dollars. Ivermectin has been studied, and found not to be effective in treating covid. It's also made by a pharmaceutical company, so why wouldn't they be pushing it, if it's all about their profits? Are you saying the vaccine doesn't work?

Waiting for the this did not age well comments..

How many drove to work Monday morning, looked at their car's dashboard and thought, "Damn, there's the one clock that I forgot to reset yesterday"?

If you're ever confused on who the villain is in this Ted Cruz VS Big Bird feud, here's a handy guide: it's the one who decided to dunk on a tall feathery Muppet who taught kids how deal with grief and loss for over 50 years.

@pamelaporter4750

2 жыл бұрын

GamePapa, I hope cruz never taught his daughters or the dog anything. 😳

@gypsygypsy2551

2 жыл бұрын

Cruz man bad!

@Ratboy2004

2 жыл бұрын

Ted didn't watch Sesame Street growing up.

@gypsygypsy2551

2 жыл бұрын

@Todd Stephens C-cruz man bad! FUNNY MAN ON TV SAID SO

@gypsygypsy2551

2 жыл бұрын

@Todd Stephens All that you are, you owe to SNL, so send them thank you email and be even more cringe

Only time daylight savings is an issue is in the spring. When you LOSE an hour sleep 😆

@dalpz205

2 жыл бұрын

You're right. Just leave it with the gain of an hour not make daylight savings time permanent.

@TheCatWrangler

2 жыл бұрын

I do hate losing the light at night in the fall tho

Did anyone else notice how old Trump's voice is sounding all of a sudden?

@tselengbotlhole750

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like that when he is whining

@richsackett3423

2 жыл бұрын

@@tselengbotlhole750 So much whining.

Here for the list.

I’m glad Big Bird 🐦 didn’t listen to Mr. Ed 🐴, who told him to take Ivermectin.

I always wonder why all these beautiful women kept leaving Aaron… now I know… the guy is absolutely cucu

@bigniftydude

2 жыл бұрын

He dumped the last two sooo

@ktom5262

2 жыл бұрын

@Marty David - sooo... He's a great guy?

@bigniftydude

2 жыл бұрын

@@ktom5262 just letting you know you were mistaken about who split up with who. Not implying anything else

@sadiestoltzfus9798

2 жыл бұрын

He is still handsome so lay off. Hottest guy in the NFL.

@paulsenzig9097

2 жыл бұрын

Personally I think Rogers is a flaming f Oh well not politically correct

Daylight saving time just ended. We spring forward into daylight saving time and fall back into standard time

Daylight Saving Time benefits only those closer to the poles. Here in Alaska we gained daylight! Everywhere else, it doesn't make sense.

@TheCatWrangler

2 жыл бұрын

Oh interesting. Here in Colorado it just got darker. Fricking stupid

@sheilaboston7051

2 жыл бұрын

Northern Australia doesn't have DST because it's closer to the equator and the hours of dark/light don't vary that much. The southern half has DST because it gives everybody extra daylight in the evenings after work, to relax, get to the beach etc. Bit of a waste being light at 5am, when most people are still sleeping!

45 says he turned on SNL "He's a coo coo bird" "He's nuts" He's also doing an impersonation - Of him! 😵

@davidleaman6801

2 жыл бұрын

If you think that's good, you should check Russian Trump impersonators. Actually SNL does him better but the Russian ones are perfect. I laughed when one of them had "The Putin Song" for his ringtone.

Hey Lyin’ Ted - Pick on someone your own size! And your own age! (Big Bird is a perpetual 6 year-old)

@dianefreeman7194

2 жыл бұрын

But Ted can't match Big Bird's intellectual capacity.

@TheDarkness1

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist....Ted Cruz is in the Snuffleupagus suit. "Hello biiiiird" Trump is in the front of the costume and he's in the rear.

@karendeitrick6508

2 жыл бұрын

So is Ted

@trutymeproductions5478

2 жыл бұрын

We all know he's ONLY still holding a seat because it's texas.....Texans can do better....I hope 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@TheDarkness1

2 жыл бұрын

@@trutymeproductions5478 Everything's bigger in Texas, even the assholes.

Trump is clearly just mad at Baldwin because of his impersonations of him on SNL lmao

Why wouldn't any parent want this list out? If you weren't on the list Jimmy then why would you want it covered up

That’s not a stocking cap on Rodgers head, that is a plug to keep his brain from falling out.

Kaaron wasn't hired for his brainpower. I wonder how his team mates feel about his putting their health (and lives) at risk.

@illbeatyouup

2 жыл бұрын

The Packers organization, his teammates and the NFL knew he was unvaccinated. He says he followed all the rules for unvax players "to a tee" but then also said he didn't follow the rule of wearing a mask when talking to the press bc he thought the rule was stupid. As a science person I'm disappointed in him. As a Packer fan, I hope for a quick recovery and that he plays against the Seahawks next week.

@cmetzg03

2 жыл бұрын

Or he caught it from a jabbed player. Come on now. Anti body treatments trump any Covid jab. Scientist at Pfizer even admit this.

@xdominick97

2 жыл бұрын

Explain to me how he put other people’s lives at risk 😂

@peterpelly5756

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention there families...

@flowerchild3686

2 жыл бұрын

@@cmetzg03 scientists at Pfizer say the best way to get rid of covid is to be vaccinated against it in the first place, not - wait to treat it when you get it. The higher the population being unvaccinated the longer it will take to eradicate covid and the more likely to produce different variants which could lead to even more deaths.

Blame golf courses and retailers. They paid Congress to go to DST back in the 60s. Unless you have money to buy a Congressman, it's not going to change.

These words put my family in danger, keep it up Jimmy and we will go to court

@A_Bunch_of_Savages

4 ай бұрын

Jimmy's son filed suit for calling him a maniac. The whole family is lawyered up.

@ryan9891

4 ай бұрын

Do it. Don't be a pussy.

@terryknight5869

4 ай бұрын

Damn! I was gonna put up a post about the Jimmy Kimmel/Aaron Rodgers beef and say that brought me here and then make a joke about how this Jimmy Kimmel episode triggered Aaron to say what he said about Jimmy! But you beat me to it! Damn!

@andrewuchtman

4 ай бұрын

Jimmy is such a weak man... Can give jokes but cannot take them. W E A K

@Taff71

4 ай бұрын

Sounds like all of America is lawyered up. Time to grow up America

Thank God for those doctors and nurses who saved Jimmy's son Billy, so he has the ability to wake him up at 5am now. Health workers are angels on this earth.

@mosesofnow8662

2 жыл бұрын

When people die are the health workers demons?

@mlebrooks

2 жыл бұрын

Someday his son will be a teenager and Kimmel will miss those early mornings

@estebanslavidastic4382

2 жыл бұрын

@Jenny Jones I hope you’re being facetious.

@mitchzurbrigg2403

2 жыл бұрын

@@estebanslavidastic4382 he ain't wrong tho. Unvaccinated health workers is like trying to get rid of a rat infestation by throwing more rats at them

@daddyblunt8824

2 жыл бұрын

@@mosesofnow8662 One day they call Doctors and nurse are hero, other day they were fired BC the vaccines

Maybe the Packers should play Majorie Taylor Greene at QB this Sunday- it’d probably go better than Kaaron Rodger’s World Renowned research as an Epidemiologist👍

@Merk985

2 жыл бұрын

The offensive line would just step aside and let her get payed out!

I like Quarterbacks who don't get caught. 😂

That sketch at the end keeps me coming back.

4:09 it takes a cuckoo bird to know a cuckoo bird🙄🤣

I must admit I liked Terry Bradshaw's response to Aaron Rodgers. He said it perfectly.

@simpleton8073

2 жыл бұрын

PULL UP YOUR MASK

@vincentlombardo9797

2 жыл бұрын

assuming that you vaccinated twice your 2 day old baby??

@ceedeeznuts2595

2 жыл бұрын

Can you please have a mask on in your PFP, it’s making me uncomfortable

@johnbarrett5229

Жыл бұрын

How's your health Taryn? The true blooded Americans are worried about you. Yes really.

@borisbalkan707

4 ай бұрын

I hope you were wearing a mask when you typed this, I don't need you spreading covid over the internet

Jimmy Kimmel sponsored by Phizer

Why don't you want the list released, Jimmy?

You can bet that if Biden tried to end Daylight Saving Time tomorrow that Trump and all his Trumpettes would suddenly scream that we must retain it.

@docholiday9786

2 жыл бұрын

Let's go brandon@!!!

@cornwallacemcshitter8777

2 жыл бұрын

@@docholiday9786 Let’s go Brandon! FJB!

@johnphillips9774

2 жыл бұрын

@@docholiday9786 that's so orange -a -nil did you come up with that yourself or are you just a parrot mimicking the passenger's on the trump loser train?

@shars9987

2 жыл бұрын

@@docholiday9786 with those maturity levels, no wonder you always vote against your own self interest.

@itsyourboimatt2576

2 жыл бұрын

Actually it’s the opposite lol. Biden supporters want the opposite of what trump wants. That’s why our economy is a shithole

SNL Weekend Update stole your Trump casino joke.

Mar a lardo...ah Jimmy...priceless 💀 It's those witty, off the cuff insults that really tickle my funybone.

The irony of A Rog railing against measures to protect people from a severe respiratory illness while wearing a T shirt of a man who died in his 30’s from a severe respiratory illness.

Jimmy's birthday is Saturday. Happy 54!

I worry about my vegetables getting too much sunlight.

Rodgers says he marches to the beat of his own drum. And hearing him talk, it sounds like he uses his head to beat that drum!

Mar A Lardo needs to be asked about politicizing the plague just to divide the country even more.

@ProDeo04

4 ай бұрын

Funny. I’m old enough to remember when the Democrats were telling people not to take the “vaccine”. And that it shouldn’t be trusted. Then they flipped over to the dark side.

Maybe the NFL should get rid of helmets to save some money - I mean, Aaron Rodgers still got brain damage; they must not be effective, right? If something doesn't work 100% of the time, it's totally useless. That's just science! /s

@matthewhall3522

2 жыл бұрын

Helmets actually make the game more dangerous lol Source: I played football for 10 years and rugby for 5

@Mspandaninja88

2 жыл бұрын

*slow clap* I love this comment.

@jacksonislegend

2 жыл бұрын

It's like the scenario of a bridge over crocodile infested waters. An anti-vaxxer says "oh the bridge is only 98% effective! I'll take my chances in the crocodile infested waters then". Completely idiotic.

@supererikman5331

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonislegend i remember when people on both the left and right agreed that anti vaxxers were lunatics. Along came Sarah Palin, the tea party, alex jones and the right in America has gone down the batshit crazy rabbit hole since

@n40tom

2 жыл бұрын

You talk about brain damage and then you use the term " still got " . Maybe he's not the only one with brain damage

This is a beautiful word salad that will live on. Rodgers looking like the homeless dude from the soup kitchen.

Sounds like the Doctors Gwyneth Paltrow consults for goop 🤣😭😭🤣

Something seems wrong when a millionaire athlete who's off work doesn't have the wherewithal to wash his dirty hair.

@jamesobrien6511

2 жыл бұрын

He's allergic to some of the ingredients in shampoo and are also in the mrna vaccine.

@soundthealarm

2 жыл бұрын

Judgment

@misterguy9002

2 жыл бұрын

@James O’Brien I love how he just said “I’m allergic to some of the ingredients” then never offers any insight into what supposed ingredient he’s allergic too.

@debshaw680

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesobrien6511 pathetic

@CaptLoquaLacon

2 жыл бұрын

@Zach Hogan There was soap in it, it was just diluted to the point where no active ingredient remained, and then trusted the water to have a memory of it after being slapped around in a leather bag...

Someone should tell Aaron Rodgers that there's no crying in football, too.

@JaysSavvy

2 жыл бұрын

Says the side the cries about other people choosing not to wear a mask or trust big pharma.

@MsAnpassad

2 жыл бұрын

@@JaysSavvy Actually, from an observer on the outside, the ones that constantly have been doing the crying, is the rightwingers.

@JaysSavvy

2 жыл бұрын

@@MsAnpassad By "crying" you mean "refusing to do what Big Pharma, Big Tech, Mass Media, and the Federal government (both Trump and Biden) told us to do?" You people are quick to brownshirt for your oligarchy, aren't you?

@MsAnpassad

2 жыл бұрын

@@JaysSavvy My oligarchy? You mean as in the rest of the world, or did you miss that I'm an outsider? By the way, I live in an actual democracy, you do not. And how did I "brown shirt" anyone? I pointed out that the crying in USA were made by the right-wingers, and your response to that? Ironically, you started to cry...

@JaysSavvy

2 жыл бұрын

@@MsAnpassad So much irony. You are literally saying that I am "crying" because I am not obeying. Imagine that. Seriously, imagine crying about the people who refuse to obey the political elites. "Stop crying about your lost freedoms and obey your superiors." -you. Your oligarchy convinced you that Islamigration was a good thing. How's Malmo doing these days?

Jimmy triggered over and over on this list innit?

*Look at Pat's face **8:28** when he heard he's getting advice from Doctor Joe 😆*

"You Can't take a knee BUT you can lie and expose everyone to COVID.." - NFL 2021

@TheMrsoulkitchen

2 жыл бұрын

How scared are you buddy?

@salan3507

2 жыл бұрын

Oh please, well over 99% survival rate unvaccinated. The fearmongering really needs to stop.

@razorback9926

2 жыл бұрын

@@salan3507 If ICU beds are filled up, people with heart attacks, strokes, or broken bones can’t be helped. Genius, it’s not about survival rate.

@salan3507

2 жыл бұрын

@@razorback9926 The ICU beds are not filled up with the unvaccinated. That's not been an issue, the issue is thanks to the mandates the hospitals have been short staffed so less medical staff than usual to tend the patients. Now hospitals are also seeing more and more people with vaccine side effects, or infected vaccinated, or people with other miscellaneous ailments who put off going to the hospital because they didn't want to be exposed to covid AT the hospital.

@razorback9926

2 жыл бұрын

@@salan3507 Duh. The ICU beds are no longer maxed out because most of us have been vaccinated. Before then, the ICU beds were maxed out. Only covidiots refuse the vax, they can all covid-croak for all I care. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.

Hold on everyone, Aaron Rogers was totally misquoted. What he said was, "It's OK to lie so that everyone can see what a tiny little weeny I am."

@hydrocarbon8272

2 жыл бұрын

Money will fix a lot of things, but not stupid.

@leatherneck446more8

2 жыл бұрын

Good for him. Go AR

@blnunya6689

2 жыл бұрын

It's nobody's business.

@florencespinelli2947

2 жыл бұрын

Remember He showed you Who He Is.

Every single one of Kaaron's questions can be answered with "because they weren't vaccinated!"

Get rid of daylight savings and change Halloween to the last Saturday of October.

I love the Howard Stern Show reference. Thank you Jimble Kimble!

@alexlewicke4656

2 жыл бұрын

Did Jimmy Kimmel make you have diarrhea Wendy?

@ml9867

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexlewicke4656 Yes!

@population-_-420

2 жыл бұрын

can't fix stupid but the red hats make it easier to identify .

@wiscogirl81

2 жыл бұрын

*Kimmel

I'm surprised Trump didn't accuse Baldwin of thinking he was playing Trump on 5th Avenue....

@TheMrsoulkitchen

2 жыл бұрын

Im not surprised alec baldwin shot an innocent person.

this aged well

watching that guy horribly mess up trying to use that really nice crystal singing bowl really made my unreasonably angry lol.

If Covid was a symbiote from Venom, that sound bowl would be great

STANDARD TIME is the one to eliminate, not Daylight Saving. You guys really wanna live in earlier darkness all year?

Yes get rid DLST so I can watch Jimmy at 11:30PM as opposed to 12:30AM.

my 2 year old looked outside at 5pm and said, "night night" then went to get a snack and said, "bedtime snack" BEFORE DINNER

It's actually comical, in that how much Rodgers tries to be cool

Trump assumes everybody is as despicable as he is.

@LoireValleyChateaux

2 жыл бұрын

EVERYONE KNOWS FJB BRANDON TAKES THE CAKE HANDS DOWN.

@forza10milan97

2 жыл бұрын

Why don’t you like Trump sir? Just looking for a few key points for an essay I’m writing

@vincentlombardo9797

2 жыл бұрын

Farts less than Biden, cackles less than Harris, steals less that corrupt Hillary and Billy, bombed less that Obama.

@LoireValleyChateaux

2 жыл бұрын

@@forza10milan97 He has TDS...Trump Derangement Syndrome. It's a virus that affects Demoncrats & liberals who're HARD OF HEART and UNFORGIVING.

@forza10milan97

2 жыл бұрын

@@LoireValleyChateaux lol their 1# source of information comes from CNN

Just leave us on daylight saving, I like sending some daylight into the bank. :)

Baldwin’s Trump impression is fire

In the dictionary: "Joe Rogan" - A slang for a mixture of useless cures thrown in the sink and consumed: Throwing a Joe Rogan at the disease.

This is STANDARD TIME.

Wtf who cares if the audience is vaccinated

I bet Rump had his goons plant the bullet to get back at Alex for the parodies.

Kaaron’s own words are canceling him.

@AmirA-qo3jv

2 жыл бұрын

Lol no

@evilhorst2249

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. He is losing deals and partnerships and will never host jeopardy just because of this interview.

@evilhorst2249

2 жыл бұрын

@Cherokee people Why? Aside from his respectable accomplishments in sports?

Kimmel wants to get RID of Daylight Savings Time, but little does he know, apparently, Daylight Savings Time is when you move your clocks FORWARD, not backwards. It should be to keep Daylight Savings Time permanent.

@camilleeppstein

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you. I was coming here to say that...

@jacquesblaque7728

2 жыл бұрын

Nope. Be done with it. Keep it simply Zone Time- It took the US decades to catch up with the world on that. (And ... you move clocks either way at TRANSITIONS.)

"Look at this photograph, everytime I look it makes me laugh"

My dream: Melanoma to Don-the-Con, "Oh man, a bullet came out..."

A-a-ron has taken too many hits to the head.

@rafaelvazquezcortes5230

2 жыл бұрын

Kaaron rodgers

@marvinmartion1178

2 жыл бұрын

Yes his brain crystals are out of sync! He needs magnets in his helmet now!

"I don't know Alec Baldwin.. But based on his performances on Saturday night live, he's a kookoo bird!" Agreed, Mr president... Alex baldwin's character on snl was a real kookoo bird.

@leeanndap7020

2 жыл бұрын

Wow solid basis to judge someone on but you think DT kookoo bird your words is sane really 😂🤣😂🤔

@williamdowling7718

2 жыл бұрын

@@leeanndap7020 did you just have a stroke writing that or did I have a stroke reading it?

@leeanndap7020

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlleyTrashBoards sorry answer to someone else

@leeanndap7020

2 жыл бұрын

See @William dowling

@williamdowling7718

2 жыл бұрын

@@leeanndap7020 so... What was your answer? I don't speak whatever language that was written in.

Cuckoo birdies!?! My son used to say that when he was 2!! 😆

No more daylight saving time!

Baldwin imitates Donald Trump perfectly. Thats why he acts like a koo-koo bird. How else could you convince people you were playing the part. Its the only way. He is great at it.

@AdamWestish

2 жыл бұрын

At least cuckoo birds are cute and small and endangered. Why can't ole orange whatsisface be endangered? Would make 95% of the world not suffering from brain damage some relief.

@MartianMoon

2 жыл бұрын

It’s spelled cuckoo

@terryeason4319

2 жыл бұрын

@@MartianMoon sorry i did not know. I appreciate your correcting me. Thank you. I feel so koo-koo

@christopherstclair6272

2 жыл бұрын

@Liberals are REAL Americans! yeah look who you idiots voted for...atleast you don't have to read mean tweets anymore right?

@bobsmith1723

2 жыл бұрын

@Liberals are REAL Americans! yeah he's so orange and gross. Imagine being 75 years old and not looking good!