Ohio News: Local man chops down a tree with sword, digs a hole with an axe, makes a tall dirt pillar, tills the top with sword, eats axe, then sows his other axe into the pillar, jumps off and makes a sword in his inventory crafting menu, throws out a lot of sticks, jumps into ravine doing a lava mlg, quickly extinguishes himself in nearby flowing cave water, finds an abandoned mineshaft supported by oak logs, uses conveniently placed sticky piston to retrieve a diamond block from the ceiling of the cave, breaks the diamond block with the spyglass he used to detect it, crafts the one diamond he got on a nearby deepslate block into 999 bedrock, starts bedwars build parkouring over mineshaft, accidentally ignites bedrock with shovel, runs for his life only to do it again, watches the mineshaft explode, t-bags a few times and leaves cave alive with a bruise on his finger.

@nehalarafa8260

Жыл бұрын

Ohio news: the weather is just randomness

@ough.

Жыл бұрын

Ohio news: everything is fine. My family is fine..

@NinJaw131

Жыл бұрын

100. Like bro

@doinmom1279

Жыл бұрын

bruh this is a flordia man desc

@erykho9289

Жыл бұрын

THX SO MUCH! OMG

As a person who lives in Ohio I can confirm this is true and everyday like in Ohio, but you forgot where Dwayne Johnson goes and eats some command blocks then makes an end portal out of carrot spheres, but you did pretty good.

0:14 perfect sync

Love your videos. Keep up the amazing work. 👍

ohio in pinned

@mmink.

Жыл бұрын

@xDragClicking i live in ohio😂

as a person in Mansfield we have a barrier that keeps the weird stuff out

@WaterlooAtHomeOnFilm

Жыл бұрын

oh hell naw we got an agent on the inside o7

You always see people who claim they live in Ohio and say it's actually like this. But in reality they're in Michigan and confusing it with Ohio.

Fun fact: A Sword Is Still an axe, Because It is Sharp And Can Kill People, Like Axes.

@uncompetableplayz6203

Жыл бұрын

What about sawmills, are they axes??????

@GamingWithNoahYT

Жыл бұрын

They can't chop down trees tho.

@YoureRatharStewpidMate

Жыл бұрын

@@uncompetableplayz6203 I think yeah

@YoureRatharStewpidMate

Жыл бұрын

@@GamingWithNoahYT If your dumb brain spends enough time on it, You can chop them.

@handzze7341

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: I'm in your walls.

now this is what i call *quality content*

At least this guy made the video himself and didn’t copy Notsafes work. Respect ✊😔

0:14 S Y N C perfect sync

*Did you know?* Ohio speaks mostly English, so people call it Ohio!

@jackondayo

Жыл бұрын

ohio-gozaimass

@tryingtoget1milionsubswith744

Жыл бұрын

Yep

i love how he just has a pickaxe but decides to cut the tree with the sword

@q_xw_r

Жыл бұрын

@@Zyphlyx thats the joke

@Kecplier

Жыл бұрын

@@Zyphlyx cap

@ediguess

Жыл бұрын

@@Zyphlyx That backfired terribly

@cyb3rbruh

Жыл бұрын

Wrong it was has to be the lava bucket

Must've been hell to make that modpack

0:43 goofy ahh piston

We need a part 3 this is funny

Real definition of: never let them know your next move.

As person , who lives in Ohio ALMOST 7TH year , thats how i play minecraft!

My guy was drag clicking with bedrock

Pretty accurate tbh

Thanks for crediting the developer. They work so hard and most people pretend that they've made it :(

"Ok, I mean it's well made, but it just looks like a resource pack and maybe a data p-" *0:42* "WHAT"

Is anyone NOT gonna talk about how he had waterbreathing the whole time?

@judicatorhurayth1927

Жыл бұрын

No idea, pal. No idea.

@mfthecommenter8170

Жыл бұрын

0:26 as og i will explain what is going on, so he wear a turtle helmet that obtainable by breeding a 2 turtles and waiting all of your time just to wait to grow up a grow a66 turtle and they will drop their shell, take your hard work and craft the unlimited wasterbreathing.

You make the best ohio videos

I like that it starts slow

When the Ohio mod dropping?

I can't laugh at pistons how they move😂😂😂

STOP IT!!! PLEASE!!! This hurts my soul on a deep level.

Should've drinked the sticks to get fire resistance instead of yeeting them off ur inventory

thats how goated the browns are

my brain is trying to process this video

0:15 this fits to a beat of song

I LITERALLY CRIED

Resident Ohioan can confirm.

Lets goo

every fake speedrunner: I DIDNT CHEAT the speedrun:

im getting brain freeze when i look at these ohio memes.

what is ur background music

what is the backgrounds musics name?

MY BRAIN HURTS

my discord friend lives in Ohio, he can confirm. Ohiocraft exsists

this reminds me of my dog

"Confused oga boga"

beyond confusion

Can’t even play Minecraft in Ohio 💀💀💀💀

please tell me the name of the song

DUDE I DID IT YESTERDAY 0:32

song: Cowbell Cult - Smoke

a parte do pistão kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkj

Typical mine craft bedrock day

So this is Scott the woz's house

Good and Old Ohio theme

Song name?

Qual é o nome da música desse vídeo?

That chopping down a tree with a sword bought me actual mental discomfort

an tipical day on latam

Song?

What's this song called?

nah ohio be wild 💀💀

True

0:00 oof

Bro, is actually Ohio 🗿

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

what is the music?

"Dont let them know your next move"

0:13 I dug the earth with an ax irl

every day dream speedrun in ohio:

WhAA Da HEEEEEEEEllLL

The most normal ohio Minecraft vid ever

Ohiocraft:

Me: mom can I have minecraft? Mom: no we have minecraft at home. Minecraft at home:

This is how I play minecraft lol

манул..... я скучаю................

me playing minecraft in my swamp

as ohio i can confirm that this is normal

0:03 Lumberjacks in ohio

Pov you ask your younger brother what the video did💀💀💀

music?

Ohio: O-only H-happens I- in O- ohio

Music, please

POV: Minecraft Lore

what is the texture

What. Is. The. Song.

a master of long take

Isn't that mcmkastines datapack. I dont know how to spell

ohaio

I just lost 1.1111111111111111111111111111111111 trillion brain cells

@Drippyj876

Жыл бұрын

😂

Jokes aside what mod is this ?

@bco-fm5qu

Жыл бұрын

It's a bunch of cursed mods they found on the Forge website

Ohio man

As an ohio citizen this (bootleg) Minecraft is very real and 100%.

i will go to ohio in 9 days.

What did I just witness

The Rock escaped this place btw

Dream videos be like:

Bro i lost IQ

nah bro water damages you and lava saves you from water

Рубить дерево не топором, а мечом? Ты казуал?

Cant even play minecraft in Ohio💀

genuine question: why do people joke about ohio being crazy, like what makes it crazy i dont get it

@maxvalentine2637

Жыл бұрын

Yeah i wanna know too

@thisisa

Жыл бұрын

Because it's ohio 💀

@elliecassar1881

Жыл бұрын

@@thisisa seriously i want a genuine answer, ohio is completely normal ive been to it

@tryingtoget1milionsubswith744

Жыл бұрын

@@elliecassar1881 nah man the government is taking action towards Ohio so u can’t go to it u actually went to Canada and everyone u meant are gov officials

@tryingtoget1milionsubswith744

Жыл бұрын

@@elliecassar1881 oh and also the only way u can go to Ohio now is by dreaming because u get get teleported to Ohio for a couple of hours and if ur lucid dreaming u become god to stop this the government made Covid19, because of Covid19 people need the vaccine to stop it, but the vaccine takes a very long time to give u normal dreams and not get teleported to Ohio so that why ur dreams r weird also if u always had normal dreams that means u were a gov test subject and ur parents r gov officials and u got tested first for the vaccine but the gov couldn’t keep doing that so they invented Covid19

Can’t even play Minecraft in Ohio