wow, I’ve realized by chance that I’ve uploaded this video exactly 10 years ago when I was 25 yo. now I live in a different continent, opposite hemisphere, I’m married and have a son. time flies and to whoever plans to answer this comment with “this is the most insanely idiotic thing that you’ve ever heard”, I say a simple “ignore” would do just fine

@PkorniBoi

3 жыл бұрын

Wow! Time flies! Have a great life :)

@Flatearth69

3 жыл бұрын

may god have mercy on your soul

@losermcgee1318

3 жыл бұрын

This is the most insanely idiotic thing that I've ever heard

@Horzinicla

3 жыл бұрын

@@losermcgee1318"Ignore" Someone told me this would do just fine

@vagato1893

3 жыл бұрын

and.... if i say congratulations Mr Lambojam?

When you invest all your skillpoints into charisma

@MightyDoofus474

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. That is true.

@swordstrafe

4 жыл бұрын

ANTHONATOR Gaming that was the joke.jpeg

@user-op1xe1oj7l

4 жыл бұрын

@@swordstrafe that was also the joke.png

@cbonez2909

4 жыл бұрын

so true haha

@sevenempestfxntoolsoad3183

3 жыл бұрын

😂

I wish moderators treated politician this way during debates.

@izdatbOi

5 жыл бұрын

Finally, politics will be interesting.

@Farhadk1989

5 жыл бұрын

@@izdatbOi yeah, They will get a lot more viewers.

@disappointingperson9162

4 жыл бұрын

Oh please, politics are already enough of a joke as is

@aaronhumphrey2009

4 жыл бұрын

And ever time they get caught lying,they get caned. For ever pandering false, broken promise littering the campiagn trail / election cycle: moonwalking thru broken glass, while juggling chainsaws...thoughts? barefooted ...

@manoftruth0935

4 жыл бұрын

Farhad Kohestani then they need to hire me!

Fun fact: A federal judge named Leif M. Clarke once quoted this scene while rejecting a motion for dismissal in a bankruptcy case (King v. King, 2006). The defendant's lawyer had requested a dismissal using legal arguments that were so dumb and incoherent that the judge literally responded to him by directly quoting the "What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard....." rant as part of his official written opinion. Amazing.

@dogmachine2406

2 жыл бұрын

Cool story bro

@drrockkso8882

Жыл бұрын

@bluewarriorgaming7823 I gave you the source, dude. King vs. King (2006). The text of the judge's ruling is readily available online.

@KnordRW

Жыл бұрын

@@Shiverous www2.txwb.uscourts.gov/opinions/opdf/05-56485-lmc_King.pdf

@KnordRW

Жыл бұрын

The best part of that filing is the line after the Billy Madison quote: "Deciphering motions like the one presented here wastes valuable chamber staff time, and invites this sort of footnote"

@mitchtom1409

Жыл бұрын

@@drrockkso8882 can’t find it

Seeing Norm in the crowd always makes me smile

@randomwhiteguy8784

2 жыл бұрын

RIP NORM

@sociosanch3748

2 жыл бұрын

Especially now

@cmmmmmmmw

2 жыл бұрын

he's dead

@phriscalmer8740

2 жыл бұрын

@@cmmmmmmmw nah legends never die

@jessyfretz5800

2 жыл бұрын

I just imagine Norm in the crowd, listening to Billy and his words and thinking, "The more I listen to this guy, the less I care for 'em."

"Burning dog poo and the human response" should be a category on Jeopardy.

@dustynwilkinson3502

8 жыл бұрын

He Called The Shit Poop!

@seamuskennefick7692

8 жыл бұрын

+DUSTYN Wilkinson AHAHAHAHA, this is the best night of my life!

@sjames1012

8 жыл бұрын

+totallyflippedout "It poop again!"

@ChrisBrunelle

5 жыл бұрын

And the answer is “who is Turd Ferguson”

@RlVlN

5 жыл бұрын

I’m the 1.2k like boissss

"The industrial revolution to me is like a story I know called The Puppy Who Lost His Way." - Theodore Kaczynski

@KutWrite

3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, too few will get your skilled reference.

@kurisupikurimu1866

3 жыл бұрын

"The Puppy Who Lost His Way and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race"

@nickwilson2872

3 жыл бұрын

@@KutWrite cmon man everybody knows the unibomber

@IsaiahINRI

3 жыл бұрын

The Puppy Who Lost Its Way, and Its Future

@obiwankenobi9439

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickwilson2872 Unabomber. You uncultured swine.

It's even better when you remember there was an entire story arc about Billy studying literature with the teacher lady. This is how you subvert expectations the right way.

@user-gi4qy7lq6h

7 ай бұрын

what you have commented is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were even you close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this comment section is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no likes ... and may god have mercy on your soul.

"the industry, my friends, was a revolution" Beautiful

@billymacktexasdetective5827

22 күн бұрын

You missed a word in the quote...

That part when he said “Society” That really hit me...

@BeaTheBastard

4 жыл бұрын

Okay joker

@onyx6416

4 жыл бұрын

we live in one

@MrJonezy541

4 жыл бұрын

BOTTOM TEXT

@floppaenjoyer683

4 жыл бұрын

@@BeaTheBastard ok dio

@BeaTheBastard

4 жыл бұрын

lol okay squidward

Ironically enough this might be one of the most smartly delivered jokes in any of Adam Sandlers comedies.

@byronsenior6499

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I wasn't a fan of Billy Madison. But this bit with the sudden bait and switch was hilarious.

@VeteranBeatz

4 жыл бұрын

Indubitably

@OP-lk4tw

4 жыл бұрын

@@VeteranBeatz what a nice word used in a perfect context

@BoloBouncer

4 жыл бұрын

It's even more hilarious when you consider Billy is actually trying to describe his life and the moderator is straight up describing the movie.

@aricgoss

4 жыл бұрын

Smartly

All time classic line. Perfect delivery. My cousin and I still use “I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul” all the time

2:02 This is one of my all-time favorite movie lines. Perfectly written and expertly delivered. Hilarious. Bravo to everyone that was involved with this scene.

@toddsmith1969

7 ай бұрын

"May God have mercy on your soul" 💀

It never dawned on me how perfectly it was delivered

@JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA

4 жыл бұрын

That, and the fact that "my spouse is sleeping around" is the same colour as "U.S Presidents"

@Kspice9000

4 жыл бұрын

@@JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA Don't forget "I married common street trash" is the same color as Architecture.

@lolgamez9171

4 жыл бұрын

This was a good movie

@mattz2900

4 жыл бұрын

He absolutely nailed it. I don’t think it could have been delivered better.

@Zealant

3 жыл бұрын

How is that possible?

I love when his boys just nod in sheer confidence lol

@hughjackson8410

2 жыл бұрын

@Corbin Stratton lol ikr

@Eddie2P

2 жыл бұрын

*nods in sheer confidence*

@HartyBiker

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Norm MacDonald is just an inherently funny guy

@Rockaholic237

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone needs friends like those

@something_in_the_radiator1665

2 жыл бұрын

RIP Norm. I also like Ms. Lippy's cheerful nods of encouragement. What a babe.

One of the most hilarious deadpan scenes in comedy in the last 30 years - what a brilliant set of lines from James Downey 🤣

@edithbannerman4

11 ай бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

The "and may God have mercy on your soul" is what gets me.

"But the puppy........was a dog"

@briankoch9786

7 жыл бұрын

******Crowd goes nuts after hearing such an absurd answer*

@user-yq3kj9ub4w

7 жыл бұрын

and the Pussy was the Cat or the Vagina?

@zippymiester6429

7 жыл бұрын

Why did the cat have a prostitute's underwear on it's head? Cat tried to find fish when it smelled it.

@Hugo-df8iz

5 жыл бұрын

Brian Koch lmao

“May god have mercy on your soul” fkn killed me 💀

@notapplicable9207

4 жыл бұрын

*God

@notapplicable9207

4 жыл бұрын

@@QuckHead If you're referring to the singular, *God* , then it's God. Learn proper grammar, dumbass.

@alannq1976

4 жыл бұрын

@@notapplicable9207 Stop.

@notapplicable9207

4 жыл бұрын

@@alannq1976 F*ck off.

@VeriBerriEri

4 жыл бұрын

@@notapplicable9207 This is the internet. We don't use proper grammar. Get over it.

A simple "no" would have sufficed - Kung Lao

His response to billy Madison’s rant was easily my favorite line of the film & cracks me up every single time.

Looks like trying to pass an Intelligence check with a Charisma roll... Creative but misguided.

@reidnabinger

8 жыл бұрын

+Vestin don't worry.. I got it.

@reidnabinger

8 жыл бұрын

+Vestin you beautiful soul.

@nikoslav

8 жыл бұрын

+Vestin nice comparison.

@VestinVestin

8 жыл бұрын

+Michié Turrys >where you high when you wrote that? Nowhere.

@Krisliet

8 жыл бұрын

+Vestin Are you refering to Fallout? Please tell me you are.

I love the fade in, as if he’s been talking about it for hours

@deborahminter6231

Жыл бұрын

"Rambling" 🤣

1:08 the way the kindergarden teacher gives him a supportive nod cracks me up.

"And may God have mercy on your soul" kills me everytime! Like that wrong answer just bought him a ticket to hell. Lol.

Me grading a fellow student’s essay in class: “Besides from a few spelling errors, this essay is really great man.” Student grading my essay: 2:04-2:30

@Overhemd

2 жыл бұрын

😂 so true. Worse is when a fellow student roasts me during the questions round after my presentation

@strangequark3897

2 жыл бұрын

@TCT I think they mean proofread the rough draft. Final grading is done later by the teacher.

@mariosblago94

2 жыл бұрын

@@strangequark3897 no, they mean grade. They do this in High School and College classes so students can learn from each other, because it's harder to self-correct than to correct others. The teacher can always veto a grade, but students tend to be pretty accurate anyway.

@s.nifrum4580

2 жыл бұрын

@TCT Because it’s the students helping each other not only helping them learn but also becoming better learners themselves They correct people, then they look at how they themselves were corrected, this gives them the perspective of someone who’s grading a paper and makes them more open to accepting the grades they themselves get Plus the papers are handed in to the teacher and he/she looks at it and gives it the final grade, students grading students is mostly a test of brain power it doesn’t actually take

@zach4965

2 жыл бұрын

@@mariosblago94 never heard of students grading others work. Peer review is great, and should be harsh and blunt, but having students grade others papers seems like everyone would just get an A and the ink they can write

This is exactly how I did on my writing test in 6th grade

@Pred.

4 жыл бұрын

Well well well look who I found

@monkeytime3169

4 жыл бұрын

I remember back in the day When music folk had a lot to say Now I sit, hope and pray Someone will come along and show the way He's an inspiration to us all When all else has been done and said Along comes Mr. Oysterhead When all else has been done and said You best look out for Mr. Oysterhead He's an inspiration to us all

@fordrestored4646

4 жыл бұрын

I’m sure everyone did

@marlonmontelhiggins8570

4 жыл бұрын

I wanted to like your comment, but it was at 666 likes, and I didn't want to ruin it. When it does get more, though, I'll do it. Edit: Now that this comment has three more likes, I'll do it.

@yoshpeters3079

4 жыл бұрын

Troodon formosus yes that was me in English 12. I wrote my heart out and tried but it wasn’t enough. I barely passed English with a C but I passed that’s the point. I was done with school.

Could be one of the greatest scenes in cinema history.

the way the music was being played and the crowd legit being interested, i assumed he was right. haha

@ReiseLukas

Жыл бұрын

Just shows you that with enough paid actors and a good musical score you can deceive anyone

@rawkguy4896

Жыл бұрын

I rewatched this movie the other day. The score actually goes pretty hard. Its a well made movie and I still think its Sandler's best

Intelligence: 2 Charisma: 10

@captainkiwi77

4 жыл бұрын

A British Pakistani charisma 20 honey, he had those people clapping for whatever reason

@ABritishPakistani

4 жыл бұрын

Captain kiwi xD

@GandalftheCatistheBest

4 жыл бұрын

@SeoulfredRay what game?!

@ciankearns441

4 жыл бұрын

@@GandalftheCatistheBest Fallout. Charisma and Intelligence are special stats. You should play it, it's great!

@UrielFlame

4 жыл бұрын

Eggsrgr8 33 I believe Seoul is referring to D&D

Every exam answer I have ever written!

@Dilbert1999

7 жыл бұрын

What you've written here. Is one of the most idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your incoherent writing, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. I am now dumber for having graded it. I award you no points. And my God have mercy on your soul.

@SlawBunnies909

7 жыл бұрын

+Sahib Rahman >not getting that what he said was a quote from the movie

@edwardelric4975

7 жыл бұрын

I like to throw in unnecessary and most likely irreverent filler sentences, potentially full paragraphs. In open responses to give a good at first glance impression.

@saoudsaoud8998

7 жыл бұрын

Husseyni lol

@hugieinarsson319

7 жыл бұрын

Husseyni Me after listening to a Man Utd fan

I always crack up at the “I married common street trash” topic. 😂

@DirtCheapFU

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, there were a few daggers on that board.

I love how he looks at the teacher and they both are somehow thinking of the most idiotic thing. Pure comedy genius

Sounds like a politician when you ask them a question. Maybe they should get the same response from their interviewers?

@dukethotness

6 жыл бұрын

Next day's headlines "Reporter shot dead due to natural causes"

@soulassassin0g

6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Hilary Clinton.

@johncanry2601

6 жыл бұрын

soulassassin: "Sounds like Hilary Clinton" If we're going to bring easily hateable people such as Hillary Clinton into this, we might as well bring in that idiot Donald Trump into this too. Fuck both of them! If only we could have seen a presidential election between John Kasich and Bernie Sanders... THAT would have been a great election. But too fucking bad, the Republicans were fucking idiotic enough to vote for Trump, and there were enough HillaryBots (combined with Hillary's shady underhanded influence on the democratic primary) that that fucking shady piece of shit was able to win the democratic spot. Looks like I went on a rant. Sounds great Chris.

@couragew6260

6 жыл бұрын

John Canry I'm with you. Neither were a good choice. But at least trump is *trying* to help. So I'm giving him a chance. And hopefully we can get some better candidates in the next election (2020) And if we don't then the election after that (2024) when Ben Shapiro *might* run for president. I'm praying and may we "keep moving forward." And hopefully moving forward on the correct path.

@TileBitan

6 жыл бұрын

open your eyes on Ben Shapiro, please, he's no god or similar, yet people follow him like one

When the teacher calls on you and u don’t know the answer

@ImAtomic1

4 жыл бұрын

1000 subscribers with no shame don’t sub to this guy

@subscribetomeforfreevbucks7804

4 жыл бұрын

Why

@ImAtomic1

4 жыл бұрын

1000 subscribers with no shame because you don’t deserve them

@subscribetomeforfreevbucks7804

4 жыл бұрын

Why not

@venomsnakesupremacy

4 жыл бұрын

That's the entire fucking joke...

"Everyone in this room is now dumber after listening to it." I still fucking love this movie lol

"My wife, the tramp" lmaoo I didn't remember that category

“I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." Hahahahaha I need to say something like that to someone someday.

@Cakin

8 жыл бұрын

Alfredo Alvarado SEIZE THE DAY, ALFREDO! Do it NOW!

@pigpigrat

8 жыл бұрын

+iMW3BK carpe diem

@michaeldorsey9231

8 жыл бұрын

+iMW3BK I need to say something like this to some one sometime. Thank you for your insperation! I award you every point, and may God bless your soul!

@Cakin

8 жыл бұрын

michael dorsey Haha thank you, Michael. God bless yours, and have a great day my friend!

@Rodox2k10

8 жыл бұрын

+Alfredo Alvarado Try yourself. But keep the guns away.

I love the way the kindergarten teacher is totally psyched as if he's just found the key and she's shown him the way.

@something_in_the_radiator1665

2 жыл бұрын

LOL Ms. Lippy, what a babe.

@joshmg25

Жыл бұрын

it was 1st grade

@user-lx9wm2ie7c

8 ай бұрын

Ms Lippys car is geeen

The algorithm brings you to the strangest wonders sometimes-

When you spent all your time studying for "Burning Dog Poo & The Human Response"...

"the industrial revolution to me is like a story i know called the puppy who lost his way." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@nonameman7114

3 жыл бұрын

I really hope someone in the future, sees this comment and actually believes Sun Tzu says that. 😅

@ianfinrir8724

3 жыл бұрын

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." Sun Tzu said that. And I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal because he invented it. Then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth and he rounded them onto a boat and he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward anytime a group of animals are together in one place, it's called a "Tzu"! Unless it's a farm.

@donovanulrich348

3 жыл бұрын

My god 😟😂 I’m old. And I enjoyed that skit in high school before I smoked pot *smokes joint* 😂😂 yeah those TF2 skits still rock and Iv never played

@BansheeKing22

2 жыл бұрын

"If any enemy insists on war, take away his ability to wage it."

@Tasorius

2 жыл бұрын

I am an insane murderer that needs to be drowned in poop - Sun Tzu

1995? Holy crap, doesn't seem that old

@Yoshikage8008

6 жыл бұрын

You mean 23 not 25. It's 2018 not 2020

@dbodooley

6 жыл бұрын

The Titan did you just correct a math problem haha. He rounded up guy jeez

@anthonymorgan7140

6 жыл бұрын

My older sister wasn't even alive

@WZRD095

6 жыл бұрын

Excuse me?

@bigl3242

6 жыл бұрын

I was born in 95 bruh

“And may God have mercy on your soul” 😂😂

0:43 i never knew quagmire was in attendance for this scene

When I read Jayden Smith's Twitter page

@KandiKlover

7 жыл бұрын

Twisted Doctah why what did it say?

@gangrenepeepee808

7 жыл бұрын

Kandi Klover One thing was, "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real"

@TheJonCna

7 жыл бұрын

***** xD His posts are to die for

@dabalojustalemonwithlemonn7795

6 жыл бұрын

Kandi Klover have you seen the "Most trees are blue" tweet?

@pepper1234ization

6 жыл бұрын

I award him no points and may God have mercy on his soul

I love how Norm looked sincerely convinced

@randomwhiteguy8784

2 жыл бұрын

I bet Norm wrote that scene. This movie was all about Norm his character made this movie so good.

words can´t tell how i love this scene

Billy Madison would make a great politician.

Now that I'm grown, I see the irony in "Business Ethics" being the topic he struggles on

@MiG2880

4 жыл бұрын

'Business ethics' is an oxymoron.

@darknessml6145

4 жыл бұрын

@@MiG2880 Not necessarily. And hopefully, we achieve it.

@MiG2880

4 жыл бұрын

@@darknessml6145 Money and the pursuit thereof is practically a religion. A means of exchange is one thing. Quite a simple idea, but our species has based its entire culture on the pursuit of money. It is an almighty, all-encompassing doctrine - and woe betide anyone who should stand against it. At this point even small, short-term financial gains are valued more than human life itself... To say nothing of the wildlife and ecosystems of Earth, which are hardly even considered as a worthy subject in business. Please consider for a moment just how extreme this is in the grand scheme of things. I don't believe you have perspective enough to see just how backward we humans are. I stand by my statement.

@technomage6736

4 жыл бұрын

@@MiG2880 Well said 👌

@taylormcgill6643

4 жыл бұрын

@@MiG2880 half of world poverty eradicated in the last 20 years. All together now: "THANK YOU CAPITALISM"

Who else thought he was gonna get credit for this answer, because you remember giving bullshit answers like this in school and still getting partial credit?

@goofygoober779

3 жыл бұрын

lol what kind of school was that?

@sparco956

3 жыл бұрын

@@goofygoober779 public probably

@Stupidestvideos

3 жыл бұрын

@@sparco956 You mean a normal school?

@OnyxJaguar

2 жыл бұрын

WTF lol, College also worked that way

@crabobserver

2 жыл бұрын

@@negativeindustrial in America

I could watch this 1000 times and still burst out laughing at the may God have mercy on your soul part 😅

This was an amazing bit of comedy. You think it's going one way and then it totally pulls the rug out from under you.

When you argue with someone on Reddit

@dr3w399

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@mirceazaharia2094

3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, yes.

@clownball3457

2 жыл бұрын

i love reddit

@WyWid

2 жыл бұрын

“Reddit” is a joke in its own way haha

@Notepad37

2 жыл бұрын

People who use KZread comments making fun of another place, hilarious

“God have mercy on your soul” gets me everytime 😂😂😂

@EJHayes-qo4qi

Жыл бұрын

It’s so hilarious cuz he said that as If he was a criminal or sumn😂😂😂😂

@InfestedPunxx

Жыл бұрын

I was the 666th like

@Emanuele_Polisena

8 ай бұрын

That one was personal 😭😭

So glad I grew up with Sandler, Carey and Farley. Legends. Hope all watching are having their best 2022 (or at least making the surviving look good)

Man, that "The Puppy who lost its Way", is one profound read...

KZread algorithms show you your recommendations based on other users that have similar watch patterns as you do. That means everyone who was recommended this video recently has similar tastes, we're all like family.

@Alienrun

4 жыл бұрын

Basically yeah lol A few years ago a random video showed up on everyone's feed despite the video being omega old and having no relevance to anything we've watched (a bunch of people were confirming this in the comments on the exact same day) One guy said he only watched dragon ball videos. I didn't put much thought into it...then I realized when I first made a youtube account (gosh I feel old now) I was in a big dragon ball phase and only watched DB videos, so its very likely that those early videos were the basis for what gets reccomended to me now lol

@JuandiegoAvilaNEVAAA

4 жыл бұрын

We're not a family, we're a revolution O.O

@danzenshisui4215

4 жыл бұрын

u watch anime?

@skyj2172

4 жыл бұрын

Then wassup fam.

@raphylv30

4 жыл бұрын

That's kinda creepy

This guy gets five minutes of screen time in the movie and has arguably the best line

@zimriel

Жыл бұрын

That is why 1990s-era Sandler movies were as good as they were.

2:04 I represent to you, the perfect comeback for an angry child talking smack in your lobby.

I would’ve talked about Upton Sinclair’s novel “The Jungle” which is about Sinclair’s muckraking of the food processing industry which was unchecked due to unsanitary working conditions and the food wasn’t processed with clean or hygienic methods. It is a criticism of the early years of the American Industrial Revolution-how unfettered capitalism allowed companies to put no safety precautions or hygienic measures when making food-and it ultimately helped Teddy Roosevelt into starting the FDA. A little investigative journalism can go a LONG WAY.

@andrewlabit

2 жыл бұрын

The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire was also of note during this time. We can also include the writings of any sort of Marxist socioeconomic leaning, because a lot of those texts were taken from observations of the conditions of the working class during those times.

@bigblue207

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but then it wouldn't be funny

@lucasharvey8990

2 жыл бұрын

That's a good pick! Everyone should read "The Jungle," or at least an excerpt detailing exactly what that packing plant did to make their "food." Mary had a little lamb, Then one day it began to sicken. She sent it off to Packing Town, And now it's labeled "chicken."

@rawkguy4896

Жыл бұрын

This would have been my choice too! But idk, the Puppy Who Lost His Way does seem more emotional now that I put them next to each other

@nonono4160

4 ай бұрын

@@andrewlabit well, the question was about how novel was changed by it, so it's better to stick with examples from narrative fiction rather than works on political eocnomy, though it doesn't mean you can't include some marxist analysis into it. Dickens and Hugo are probably the best and safest examples you could use in an answer.

When you try your best on your essay because you don’t know anything on the exam

@putinsthirdtoe8800

4 жыл бұрын

Tests be like: Confucianism in the song dynasty represent cultural impact by improving theoretical practices. Please provide an example.

@SavagePatch115

4 жыл бұрын

High school flashbacks

@donovanulrich348

3 жыл бұрын

Ya see. *It’s a cup. . . . With Dirt in it* “I call it cup of dirt. . . you should move on now. . . . Head on down the list there”

One the the funniest silliest movie scenes of all time. "I award you no points... and may god have mercy on your soul" hahahahahahah

"I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul" lmao!!!!

I love how Mrs Lippy shakes her head yes like Billy had the correct answer

“My spouse is sleeping around” is one of the topics lmfao

@thomasraines1396

3 жыл бұрын

Also “I Married Common Street Trash.”

@donovanulrich348

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s be honest. Your Average American housewife is sleeping around And your just a passionate lier if you think otherwise 😂🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Even if the dude is faithful. She will cheat for the “excitement” and condemn the same behavior on a small scale in the man I’m 25 never married, jus a whiteness 😂😂 *American Women, stay away from me* 😂

@donovanulrich348

2 жыл бұрын

lol Zero Punctuation says it best the 3rd party game devs are taking advantage of the fact modern women have accepted shagging the TV repair man wile there husbands are at work, is gennerally unaccepted in this modern day meaning we all are aware women have been doing these things for years lol sure the men did, but all hell breaks lose if that happens. a women fucks around and the dude has to fight for her heart the dude fucks around, and again its up to him to win her back the fuck? you cause a problem and i have to fix it? if i cause a issue id expect to fix it

"I award you no points, may God have mercy on you."

@silhouettoofaman2935

4 жыл бұрын

"Okay, a simple 'wrong' would've done just fine, but ok-"

@putinsthirdtoe8800

4 жыл бұрын

🔄..

@donovanulrich348

3 жыл бұрын

If I know a Adam Sandler movie He swore a the game show host and that’s not “KZread friendly “

0:24 Criminally overlooked because it's sandwiched between a bunch of hilarious moments, but his delivery right there is just perfect.

One of my top five favorite Adam Sandlar movies of all time- especially this moment in particular! Thanks so much for posting this scene...:3

Best scene in the movie by far

@hardspumoni6940

7 жыл бұрын

Hi Mr. Rogers!

@lakernatic88

7 жыл бұрын

Billy Passed the Third Grade band scene was funnier.

@SFK360

6 жыл бұрын

One of the scenes in cinematic history.

@dbodooley

6 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't even put it on my top 20 best scenes in the movie but that's just me

@christopherhoward8128

6 жыл бұрын

The world was changing, and the puppy was getting bigger...

The ultimate roast. Still funny in 2016.

@donaldwilson3579

6 жыл бұрын

OMAR M. How about 2017?

@brickarmyroblox7870

5 жыл бұрын

@@maxjamon3915 OMAR M. How about 2019?

@airraidband

5 жыл бұрын

BrickArmyRoblox how about...? Oh wait

@fishthestrong5056

4 жыл бұрын

harder

@omarbernal2408

4 жыл бұрын

2019

When the teacher ask you a question that you don’t know the answer to

Honestly “a simple no would have done just fine” is a pretty good comeback to that.

KZread has declared that this must be watched. I will comply. All serve the algorithm.

@CH-fz6qf

4 жыл бұрын

Hail Algorithm, long may it reign

@jonathanneal5622

4 жыл бұрын

@@CH-fz6qf Long Live the Algorithm! Long Live the Algorithm!

@DRock2048

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it either, but, f*ck it.

@ryancasey4038

4 жыл бұрын

Hail the Algorithm! Views for the Reccomendation God!

@Dushva

4 жыл бұрын

Resistance is Futile.

“I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” 😂😂😂

I do enjoy the "....and may god have mercy on your soul" he adds at the end just to make the put down more epic 😆 🤣

I took the time to memorize what the guy says after Billy’s story and I will just say it to my friends at random times and they are always so confused😂

the fact that " my wife , the tramp " is actually a topic makes me laugh so fucking hard :p great comedy movie

I remember watching this when it first came out and I laughed for like 5 minutes straight.

Well done to the composer, they did a great job on the bait and switch too with the score.

“But the industry my friends... that was a revolution”

@gomrade

5 жыл бұрын

holy fuck, your username lmao

@owenmonagle1431

4 жыл бұрын

卐ϟZypheϟ卐 Your username is so edgy I nearly cut myself on it

@strayorion2031

4 жыл бұрын

Mr.Edgy should be your usename

@zztopz7090

4 жыл бұрын

@@owenmonagle1431 Well it scares many college students into linking arms to stop traffic.

@kenetickups6146

3 жыл бұрын

Your username slit my wrists

roast of the century

@Ravenleaf182

5 жыл бұрын

technically last century, but eh.

If you ask a ridiculous question, you will receive a ridiculous answer.

When you have to write for exams and don't know what to write.

Love the way Norm MacDonald and his buddy are nodding and agreeing with his answer. So, wow, 1995. Internet, here we come.

@professorchaos5058

4 жыл бұрын

Well you're going to have to wait a few hours to get a connection but have fun

@VegetoStevieD

4 жыл бұрын

That Norm is just an old chunk of coal.

@chriswade1139

4 жыл бұрын

Sandler: what day is it? Norm: October?

@weaintplaynwicha

4 жыл бұрын

@Marijuana Piranha its Dirty Work, and it is one of the most underrated comedies ever.

@bigdoinks69

4 жыл бұрын

@Eff yore Feelings that large guy is comedian Artie Lange his work on howard stern is incredible.

My family quotes this all the time and it's great lol

@whosthat7967

3 жыл бұрын

You got an awesome family my friend.

@jacquiwesley455

2 жыл бұрын

What no one seems to understand, is that the puppy was a dog...I have used that for years w/my family. It makes everything ok for him. TY AS from Barkley

@lionheart4109

Жыл бұрын

@@jacquiwesley455 But the industry... was a revolution.

I have legitimately wanted to give this response to answers I've received as an instructor

You're sitting there, thinking he just pulled off the greatest comeback ever, and then the judge delivers the best punchline.

The Industrial Revolution changed the face of Literature because of two main points, the change in scenery for many of its writers along with the accessibility of the stories. First the settings, when the industrial revolution happened, many left their countryside settings and headed into the city for work in factories. This lead many to see new sights and smells and could've inspired new types of settings within books, along with new lines of work and the challenges that came with them. For accessibility, with the advancements in machinery, it became way easier to mass produce novels which boosted the amount of readers which inspired many to write about their own stories or just ideas they had and it caused a massive influx.

@zimriel

Жыл бұрын

George Eliot's Mill On The Floss is good here. I might have riffed on Tollers' Scouring of the Shire.

@johnr797

10 ай бұрын

​@@zimrielyeah I was gonna say, you need to cite specific examples

@Emanuele_Polisena

8 ай бұрын

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiоtic things I've ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to even anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points... and may God have mercy on your soul.

I wish I could say this to my students sometimes 😂

@windex5214

7 жыл бұрын

students??? you aren't a teacher

@laughsquad007

7 жыл бұрын

***** No, I got it the first time. It simply wasn't worth mentioning because it was that mind numbingly retarded. Trust me, I've mastered the English language in a way you never will.

@laughsquad007

7 жыл бұрын

***** What a useless conglomeration of words. You're literally too stupid to be able to figure out how you reply to comments on this website made for babies.

@d4nkt04d2

7 жыл бұрын

Chason Francois stop trying to sound like a smart ass shut the fuck up

@FlowerPower-dw8pd

7 жыл бұрын

Do you joke about it to them?

Being an actor is like an amalgamation of things: Charm, looks and talent. You can work on talent but charm comes naturally to people like Adam. I don't know the whole acting world has been demystified to me.

My mom was an extra in this movie and I saw her twice.She didn’t have any lines but it’s till cool.

@ringofdreal1374

2 жыл бұрын

That's cool

@art23428

Жыл бұрын

Yeah sure whatever you ain't cool 🙄

@VeneficaDelirium

Жыл бұрын

Booger lady?

That point where he said society I felt that...

@ChristianFrates1997

3 жыл бұрын

Where honor is a distant memory.

This is such an accurate description of answering essay questions in high school. Didn’t study, have no idea what the questions asking, but if I use a lot of words, random metaphors, and allegories maybe this teacher will see something in my writing that I don’t. LMAO. Genius.

The most underrated and releatable part is at the end when he says, "but, uh," and skedaddles.

I just saw this , I miss videos like this haha. They did that one with the rock years ago and I’ve been hooked on this hilarious stuff ever since. Nice work, I laughed many times 😂😂 . You had me at “snance” 😂

That's exactly the way my junior English teacher would grade my essays.

watching this as a kid: He should have gotten it Now: Lol that was dumb af

@sparco956

3 жыл бұрын

the very first sentance he said, i was looking like "uh what?"

The industrial revolution and its conequences have been a disaster for the little puppy that got lost in the woods

adam sandler's movies are so funny. i remember watching the wedding singer over and over with my friend at her house and rewinding the scene where he sings angrily about Julia and cracking up over and over. so grateful for his movies.

@zimriel

Жыл бұрын

Grandma's Boy, man. The backdrop of my life in software development.