"What’s illegal is auctioning off children!” -Violet "….not everywhere" - Esme Squalor

@dangerxcom

5 ай бұрын

Isn’t it esme not esmai

You never notice how perfectly twisted this series is until you watch one of these videos. 😂😂😂😂😂

@I.heart.miku.M

3 ай бұрын

Fr thoo

@ATWQ160

2 ай бұрын

It may be twisted, but in a beautiful way 🥹🥹🥹

“It smells like disinfectant in here.” “I know, I’m hungry too 😊”

Larry has always been my favourite he’s so reliable and loyal to VFD

@Purple_.Duck..

10 ай бұрын

Ikr

@GreenTree4Eva

10 ай бұрын

Shame he died 😢

“Let’s go someplace spiffy and shmancy! Let’s go someplace in!” **her husband literally dying**

“It’s been 8 minutes do you want some tea?”

Esme: "Aw you know how much i love you talking about my mucus membranes" Olaf: "I'm not sure what I love more your membranes or your mucus" Me: I want what they have 😂

This is one of the best shows on Netflix, and I'm not joking in the slightest

"Herring Houdini 👹👹 oh heeyyyyy 🥰🥰"

“It smells like disinfectant in here” “I know, I’m hungry too”

“She has two LiViNg PaReNtS” 😂

❤😊3 REAL LIFE ORPHANS!☺️❤ that was very ⭐️✨IN✨⭐️

@user-fq8rh3vj4f

2 ай бұрын

I feel like in in and out should be a phrase...well ok it already is but you know what I mean

I feel personally attacked by 4:27

@CigarettesOutTheWindow502

Жыл бұрын

As I read this that part was playing

@joypawz7654

Жыл бұрын

Lol I get it XD

@stirrling_moth

11 ай бұрын

SAME-

Esme is so iconic and all this video has done is prove this

My favorite line is "What my wife meeans, is that we hope that you'll feel safe and secure. Jerome dont tell them silly things like that" Just how fast she responds makes me crack up everytime

7:10 "iMpReSsIvE"

1:07 “I already gave you half of my burrito Carmelita:🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

6:57 I’m dying I love Esme sm😭

0:53 Larry, your waiter: Canneloni Count Olaf: You wouldn't dare this is dry clean only!

6:46 “HAHA *S P I N E S* “

going to rewatch as I type

@SillyASOUEgirly

Ай бұрын

Same

"It’s because your house burnt in a fire" -Carmelita Spax

@alliara289

Жыл бұрын

Carmella spaz

@ITSGRACE177

11 ай бұрын

“And my name is Carmelita!!” -Carmelita spats

@rowanginsberg3283

3 ай бұрын

*toothless from HTTYD books voice* i know a girl that’ll get on your n-n-nerves, get on your nerves, g-g-g-g-get on your nerves! I know a girl that’ll get on your nerves, and her name is C-c-c-c-carmalita!

This season was amazing, so much better that the first one. Amd the editing here is impeccable

This show needs more popularity 🗣️

Olaf is way too silly 😭

@ITSGRACE177

11 ай бұрын

Ya and he’s dumb

@TigerTigerII

10 ай бұрын

I feel like it's because A) They cast Neil Patrick Harris (love the guy, but...he's a comedy actor, come on) and B) the series had to have SOME enjoyable (read: marketable) aspects to pick up more viewers. I love the books to pieces but I know dark and tragic stories for kids aren't everyone's bitter cup of tea.

@Purple_.Duck..

10 ай бұрын

Ikr and I love it😭

1:12 I just realized he walked up to Mrs. Poe and said "My name is" then kissed her hand 💀

@colorfull_girl

Ай бұрын

He didn't kiss her hand he LITERALLY ATE IT

1:12 I CAN'T BREATH 😭

@Honestly92

5 ай бұрын

SAMe!

" je'mappel" "*inhales her hand*" -Count Olaf

I loved S2 sm it was so goofy😭🫶🏽

SPINES

"it's because your home was destroyed in a fire 😜🥰😍" -carmelita spats

“SCHUBUDUMBOBOTI BANG” -Count Olaf. “A grown man unfolding a piece of paper, how exciting!!” -Mr. Poe. “Dante never said that.” -Jaques Snicket. “Darling you cant walk.” Esmé Squalor. 8:52

This is the most unserious serious show ever💀

3:07 I'M DYING

@michael5876

6 ай бұрын

*Libras when they have to be away from people for .7 seconds

8:52 LoOK LOÆK I CaN WaLK LoOK /You Cant Walk/ LoOK *falls*

@cmgamer7189

7 ай бұрын

1:49 The Dance 🤣🤣🤣

OLAF IS SO ZESTY😭

@reddy161

13 сағат бұрын

He's a former theatre kid what did you expect😭😭😭

Ok but "oh heeeeeyyy~" was so perfect

2:16 LiFe

5:36 as a person with a possible corn allergy (I'm allergic to the sprays on corn so I can eat most corn) I felt very called out lmao He's still right though I am not normal at all lol

“trapped. Caught like a trap in a rat.. I CAN’T SLEEP! These dark dank walls are closing in.. I call you spirits of the jail cell SAVE ME! SAVE ME! How long has it been.. the days turn to months..” *-Count Olaf* ”It’s been eight minutes. Would you like some tea?” *-Jacques Snicket*

Girls where falling all over me and not just cuz i extended my leg Sure bud😂

“oh heyy 🗣️”

How did they keep a straight face during filming

The days turn months how long has it been.? 😭 "ItS bEeN eIgHt MiNuTeS dO yOu wAnT sOmE tEa? "

“I am very happy ur here” actually Esme no I am not I am using u for money 💰

Olaf is goofy af.

"I'm Larry... Your Waiter" ICONIC

*AWSOME LINES* “Is it their. Dust.” “Nobody said orphan shack-“ “Oh.l right because you don’t have-..” “I wish i was wearing your skin.” “How about after supper-“ “Far..away.” “Behold CORN.” “Plan number b.” “I think it’s some kind of mechanical device-“ “ALSO MADAM LULU recently have checkup.” “Hello I’m here to check out children.” “ 7:06 “ “What do you really want?l” “To burn children.” “Uhh im dead.” “Is this legal?”

Happy now 😂

4:50 "were civilized people" "how about after supper" 💀😂

1:12! NAUR ITS LIKE ME BEING NORMAL AND MY FRIEND

Llookk, llook *passes out*

How did they come up with Larry? I’m sad he died, but he wasn’t in the books so I guess I was kind of expecting it. Lol.

@Anhyst

10 ай бұрын

I think he was in All The Wrong Questions or one of the other spinoffs,, but yea it sucks that he died hes so underrated

Ok but we need a compilation of the white faced women's lines they're fucking gold. Same with Nurse Lucafont, Bald Guy, and Ferdinand.

@I.heart.miku.M

3 ай бұрын

I love fernald he's hilarious and the white face woman lol

@rowanginsberg3283

3 ай бұрын

Fernald, you mean? Yeah, he’s my favorite of the henchfolk.

@absoluteballs

3 ай бұрын

@@rowanginsberg3283 yup I meant fernald I shoulda just wrote hooky if I was gonna forget his name lol

See Olof said the days turn to months that’s how you know he’s stupid 😂

7:11 *"impressive"*

#Season2 #countolaf #Netflixseries #aseriesofunfortunateevents

I SpeCK ALl oF tHEm hELla FLuninTlY

iS tHiS LeGaL? DON’T SPOIL THE FUN! 🙄

Plan number b

Isn"t this show out of context already?

5:53 7:46