Alois: or worse Me: eXpElLEd!

@zahando2638

3 жыл бұрын

I ✨cackled✨ 💀💀💀

@minatheteaspiller2143

3 жыл бұрын

I wheezing right now and my mother came in thinking I was dying

@imabelieber9621

3 жыл бұрын

PotterHead!!!!!??

@charlottebarham7722

2 жыл бұрын

i wheezed like an asthmatic child suffocating from anaphylaxis

@robertromines1794

Жыл бұрын

Ayyy HP fans

Me who’s sick rn: *I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE TURN IT UP*

@ventithebardxdxd

3 жыл бұрын

fr same tho-

@dontgointothecloset0-05

3 жыл бұрын

BRING THE BEAT IN!

@user-ku3bf3kp5v

3 жыл бұрын

@@ventithebardxdxd todoroki-?

@user-ku3bf3kp5v

3 жыл бұрын

Wait- you never saw me ._.

@ventithebardxdxd

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ku3bf3kp5v oop hi

Does any one miss when he calls us "butterfly"? No just me? Ok

@simplyluvlie

3 жыл бұрын

same

@machaelalianhorario

3 жыл бұрын

i miss it to

@angelbonita

3 жыл бұрын

yeah but that was before we killed him 😳

@machaelalianhorario

3 жыл бұрын

@@angelbonita let's not bring that up again, I cried during that

@lillith_gxcha7984

3 жыл бұрын

@@machaelalianhorario me too

Alois: What is wrong with you Me: hohoooooo were should I start

@RitoWkAn

3 жыл бұрын

School 🙌

@michelletirado5940

3 жыл бұрын

School I can go on

@minatheteaspiller2143

3 жыл бұрын

My birth

@ifyouseeitsayit6054

3 жыл бұрын

It all started when I was....BORN DUMBAS-!

@raccoonn1

3 жыл бұрын

@@ifyouseeitsayit6054 lol yes

Alois: What is wrong with you? Me: Physically or mentally?

@ifyouseeitsayit6054

3 жыл бұрын

Both!

@v0id3d_st4rs

2 жыл бұрын

@@ifyouseeitsayit6054 a lot

@the_realshrekishere

2 жыл бұрын

Me if I was alois:uhhhh......I guess mentally?

@Poe3473

2 жыл бұрын

Both tho everything is wrong with me 🙂

@lilacc_5665

2 жыл бұрын

Everything is wrong with me 🤠

Alois: Well, what is wrong with you? Me:... Also me: If you could please take your attention to slide one-

@Holdmybaguette

Жыл бұрын

Me: "Alois, if you could go to page 4 of the essay i made about wtf is wrong with me-"

2:29 i like it when my boy swears its cute

@Rorylovesyous

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@L0ST_P4G3

3 жыл бұрын

PLS WHY IS IT CUTE THO

Alois: you sound like you’ve been choking Me: I hAvE NoW sHuSh

Are you choking?..... Yeah,on the triplet-

@Instinxx

3 жыл бұрын

OH GOD, DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTANCE😭🔫

@AluraTheForestFairy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Instinxx s

@chiefakaoliviaraymond9926

3 жыл бұрын

@@AluraTheForestFairy Look out ur window..🔫👀

@AluraTheForestFairy

3 жыл бұрын

@@chiefakaoliviaraymond9926 ana oop

@_ARPA

3 жыл бұрын

why dnt i understand ;-;

“Some of us are trying to get a decent night’s sleep” Me:Im surprised you don't think I try to do that everyday

This is just 17 minutes of Alois calling us disgusting

@EMSEYEE

2 жыл бұрын

*I t ' s p e r f e c t*

@Retard..

2 жыл бұрын

@@EMSEYEE *Y E S*

@EMSEYEE

2 жыл бұрын

@@Retard.. Y E S

@heatherwymer4494

Жыл бұрын

Ya it makes me want to put a mask on and not let him see meh

@brianna274

Жыл бұрын

I still love it

Me being on my period:,, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO HEEE!?!?!?!" My mind:,, It hurts so bad....... i just wanna cuddle😭"

@goodbye5906

3 жыл бұрын

Same😭😭😭😭😭😭

@itzray45

3 жыл бұрын

Im on mine aswell an extra 5 days

@izukumidoriya9309

3 жыл бұрын

I'm on mine and I have school tomorrow 😭😭

@spooderman816

3 жыл бұрын

SAMEEE

@spooderman816

3 жыл бұрын

@@izukumidoriya9309 THAT SUCKS

Alois: don't tell me "it's nothing", something is clearly wrong Me: **Sighs and pulls out the long list** Alois: you're so kind to me, and you bring me so much joy Me: **fucking dies of a heat stroke**

@luhver5362

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@chickenwings7116

2 жыл бұрын

@@luhver5362 which one?

Alois : „What’s wrong with you?“ Me : „So you see...“

@yourlocal_weeb7786

3 жыл бұрын

What's wrong with you is that you keep on breaking your bones

@izukumidoriya324

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourlocal_weeb7786 probably that’s it, yep

@BlueWillow1875

3 жыл бұрын

@@izukumidoriya324 Hello izu

Alois: *talks about all the ways he’s gonna help* Me: SHUSH IM PERFECTLY FINE IM NOT SICK LET ME HELP YOOOUUUU Also me: *dies*

when u realize he only wants and cares for u cuz ur like luka

@Luvantic

3 жыл бұрын

Heyoooooo

@digittydarn5681

3 жыл бұрын

@@Luvantic what is u doin here 👀✨

@Luvantic

3 жыл бұрын

@@digittydarn5681 Suffering

@digittydarn5681

3 жыл бұрын

@@graicynbennett926 it izzzz

@maplefrogs1456

3 жыл бұрын

@@Luvantic Asmo

Me : finee I guess you are my little pogchamp, come 'ere Alois: 14:04

@angelbonita

3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHAAH

@lordofspiders9513

3 жыл бұрын

OMFG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. (F is for freaking)

@maplefrogs1456

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@leehoonikinnie7501

3 жыл бұрын

@@maplefrogs1456 A-ALOIS?!

@maplefrogs1456

3 жыл бұрын

@@leehoonikinnie7501 No Maple Frogs

Alois: unless you have a shitty immune system that is.. Me who gets sick every other day: 👁👄👁

@chickenwings7116

3 жыл бұрын

I'm the opposite, I never get sick-

@terrifyingtortoise5481

3 жыл бұрын

@@chickenwings7116 how- teach me you’re ways-

@phoenixlarose6192

2 жыл бұрын

Same tho

@Retard..

2 жыл бұрын

@@chickenwings7116 I haven’t got sick in 5 years

FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO DO THIS

Someone tell me why I smell underrated

@triniteer8391

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm I smell it too

@rinryunosuke6227

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Nana, hows the afterlife?

@heo2043

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty boring just drinking wine, talking to the same people over and over again, and watching 2 boys that I for some reason gave them my power and now have to watch them every single time they make a trip to the hospital

@zahando2638

3 жыл бұрын

Sniff snEEEEf

@Alex_dear

3 жыл бұрын

Hello sebastian

All of us: *is sick* Alois: G O O D N E S S

@Karmasdeadlmao

3 жыл бұрын

ACCURATE LMAO THIS MADE MY DAY

@BiblichorLiebert

3 жыл бұрын

@@Karmasdeadlmao I'm glad! ^^

@Alex_dear

3 жыл бұрын

Not wrong

Me: *has strepthroat* Alois: what are you sick or something? Me:yes yes I am T>T

“I’m not a pervert!” Me: Doubtful.

Alois:Sleep well my bluebell Me: chokes on water

How did you know im sick right now?

This night is getting better and better and more interesting too

Me:*saying how being sick just makes me want to end my suffering* Alois:is that so? I can arrange for that tomorrow Me: 👁👄👁 wait I wasn’t serious- (That was funnier in my head I’m sorry)

@ifyouseeitsayit6054

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's really funny

@noahthemonster2073

2 жыл бұрын

@@ifyouseeitsayit6054 agreed

@gonsfishingrod6805

2 жыл бұрын

Same 😂🤣😂

@Shuichi_the_detective

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Alios: Sleep well my little bluebell.. Me: o///////o Me heart: Doki doki 😂👌🏻

Normal people: Guy: "Sleep well Isabelle." Girl: "Who Is Isabelle? I'm Daisy, are you cheating on me?" Weebs: Alois: "Sleep well Blue belle." Me: "Who's Blue belle? I'm Butterfly."

@boredsav5379

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao yes 🤣

@keeeeiiii

2 жыл бұрын

Yes😂😂😂

Welcome back to learning stuff about yourself when being sick with alois! *But I like it though*

Alois: this isn’t just a little head cold unless you have a shitty immune system. Me who got the flu 2 times in less than a month: 😃 I hope not 😃

@EMSEYEE

2 жыл бұрын

*What ?* 👁👄👁

This is so cute. Fan girl screams

this man called me disgusting like one million times

*proceeds to take deep breaths* I'm calm I'm calm Alois: Sleep well my bluebell Me: **inaudible fangirl scream** God Alois would hate my loud self😂

@jschlattsgun1661

3 жыл бұрын

he would hate me so much

@grelles_official_wifetm3985

3 жыл бұрын

lahuging jack creepy pastas same, I’m taller and ✨fatter✨ than him

@leehoonikinnie7501

3 жыл бұрын

@@grelles_official_wifetm3985 Uh no your not grell and what are you doing here.....?

@Nerdy_Matcha_Blossom

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@rachaelmae1121

2 жыл бұрын

I think Alois hates everyone…

Alois: you sounded like you were choking, we’re you? Me: yea ON DEEZ NU-

My head went to Levi idk why just this reminders me of Levi to much

Alois: unless you have a s***** immune system that is Me:I do

“Shut up!” Aren’t I *dying

You want me to accept your aid? Very well then. Not really like I have a choice.

@TiredOfEverythingTBH

3 жыл бұрын

Giorno? Why are you here? Are u ok?

@ursulagainer5685

3 жыл бұрын

@@TiredOfEverythingTBH why are you here

@seiyarules

3 жыл бұрын

Giorno?Why are you here?

Alois: why are you hacking Me: I am playing Wii with my homies

Alois: what is wrong with you? Me: it all starts way back when I started having!-

"Quiet that blood racket, will you?!" Excuse me! I'm dying of Asthma, Allergies, and a cold! Please! Tell me how I can quiet down!

@arachnaphobicpal6873

Жыл бұрын

I never thought I would find so many people with asthma in my entire life-

omg youtube recommended me this like 2 minutes after you update o-o

Alois : let u suffer...is that what u want? Me: y e s! Its better then havıng u here wıth that creepy butler of urs -leaves- ım goıng to Ciel AdİosS

@RitoWkAn

3 жыл бұрын

Me who almost fainted on the stairs in school 🙌😃

Me: *has covid* yeah i am definitely sick i have covid 19 and i also have severe asthma. I am doomed

@madisonporter9707

3 жыл бұрын

r.i.p you

@isaacfostersscythe7822

3 жыл бұрын

Are you okay?

@rinryunosuke6227

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaacfostersscythe7822 yeah I am over it now luckily it was too horrible. But thank you for asking. ^-^

@isaacfostersscythe7822

3 жыл бұрын

@@rinryunosuke6227 I’m just glad you’re better. That must’ve super scary.

@rinryunosuke6227

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaacfostersscythe7822 It was at first. but I am not the type of person to show may emotions so I don't think my parents noticed. 😐😅

Alois: what the hell I wrong with you! Me*pulls out a list* now where do I begin

@Lilithchrzan

3 жыл бұрын

True true My own sister says im dumb and like insane soooo

*him saying we rwmind him of luka* Me:i- idk if i should be offened or-

The one dislike is from Claude or Ciel

@grelles_official_wifetm3985

3 жыл бұрын

Claude’s like: “first:ew, second: I don’t wanna change the sweaty sheets😒”

@nezukophantomhive8271

3 жыл бұрын

@@grelles_official_wifetm3985 yep 😭✋🏻

Wait what if we are the reincarnation of Luka...how did i just think of this😳

Alois: what is wrong with you? Well it all started the day i was born..

@Midiioffline

3 жыл бұрын

Oof-

Alois: what’s wrong with you- Me: *literally everything.*

Alois:" I could never be mad at you for being sick" Meanwhile him: calls us gross and we smell

My reaction when he called us bluebell : :0 HE CALLED ME BLUEBELL HE CALLED ME BLUEBELL wait what's a bluebell....... eh HE CALLED ME BLUEBELLLLLLLL

@boredsav5379

2 жыл бұрын

It's a blue flower that when it's budding it looks like a bell hence the name

me: screaming cuz i finaly found a good voice him:quiet that bloody raket will you? me: *looks around my room quikly* alois...?

When you've been sick for days and find this the one day you feel better

Dont mind me, having my daily coughing fit.

Is the listener still pregnant in this?

@Zero-ei8tw

3 жыл бұрын

I think so

@MynameisSketchy

3 жыл бұрын

I think that there are different Timelines

Alois: You still got your work done Me: Yeah Alois: You pushed yourself Me: Yeah Alois: What on earth is the matter with you? Me: A lot of things I said it so casually too ✋💀

1:54 there is a little sound that says hi and I find it adorable 🥰

Alois: I start to cry most at random times Me: sameeeee

Part 2???

Me who just got done puking my guts up and is just tired and I’m so dizzy+nauseas I need this to fall asleep: 😃👍

Meanwhile, I'm having trouble breathing and doing normal things. That's on asthma and a cold

6:23 Me: heh you sure? 0:01

Alois: now im going to get sick Me: yay! Sick buddies!

Alois: when people have bad fevers they can have nightma- Me:I DON'T DREAM DUMBAS-

the four people that disliked was ciel, claud, sebatian and his dad

Ohh he's inlove eeee

Honestly I am very sick to the point I can't go 4 minutes without coughing, so this was very lovely to listen to.

CRAP WE HAVE CORONA SAVE YOURSELF

Me being sick I love you alois

22 seconds ago I am good at this 🤣

@celdiazz

3 жыл бұрын

***Patrick star approves this message***

@sophiamoore274

3 жыл бұрын

@@celdiazz 🤣

@user-ku3bf3kp5v

3 жыл бұрын

@@celdiazz LOL

@celdiazz

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ku3bf3kp5v :O MRS. SUTCLIFF NOTICED ME I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME you are my favorite character:)

@user-ku3bf3kp5v

3 жыл бұрын

@@celdiazz you have been noticed darling

Alois* what on erath is wrong with you!?! meh* everything Alois everything is :') :') :')

I had a fever of 102 degrees or a little bit more last night. So now i'm recovering and i'm using this because I only get to get the full experience so many times a year. (Even though my immune system is weak af)

Alois: what's wrong with you? Me, who kins him: do you want a list in alphabetical order?

Satisfying ✨

Alois: whats wrong with you Well of you could look at the first slide-

Love being early 😌

Alois: your ill, you need rest! Me: OK, and?

*I’ve Been Switching to Alois to Ciel asmrs and I feel like I’m cheating on both of them with the other*

@EMSEYEE

2 жыл бұрын

*We all do, darling. We all do.*

Alois: when you laugh- Me: SHUT UP! I DON'T LAUGH AT... never mind can't say that. He's not ugly...

I have a request would you mind doing a Alois x Hanahaki Listener if that's okay, id just like to see how he'd react love you Insomniac! Stay healthy❤

"Have you been ill all day?" Me "ITS BEEN 3 DAY NO"

It’s the fact I’m sick rn aswell

“Unless you have a shitty immune system that is” Me, who has a shitty immune system: 🤭

Could you maybe do ciel, alois,or grell reacting to you having a miscarriage

@honeychild2735

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!! 😃 I don't know if I should be excited or sad!😐

@robinnico7702

2 жыл бұрын

Grell would probably freak out and scream and cry

"What is wrong with you?" Me:"You mean today or in general?"

eeeeeeeeee yesssss

Why does this remind me so much of Harry Potter

@DeviousDill

3 жыл бұрын

Kokichi what are you even doing here 😩😩

@ember_0853

3 жыл бұрын

oh hi Kokichi :D

my mom tested me the day after i saw this, I'm blessed by covid

@blanket6362

2 жыл бұрын

I CANT-

@lalou0097

2 жыл бұрын

@@blanket6362 IKR

There's a chair in the corner HOW YOU KNOW DAT I HAVE A CHAIR IN THE CORNER

Alois:What is wrong with you Me: mentally a lot of things physically okay ,I guess

'im actually enjoying this since I'm sick

✨P E R F E C T ✨

Me: Trancy can I have a gun I'm tired of this damn cold Alois: That's a rather odd request Me: NO SHIT

Man I felt so attack when he said unless you have a shitty immune system 🥲 but this is a good asmr

hey let meh sing ya all a little lullaby SASAGEO SASAGEO WO SASAGEO

I'm Early...AND I WAS LIKE FAST AS F BOIIII

@user-ku3bf3kp5v

3 жыл бұрын

yOu wAnNa sEe sOmE rEaL sPeEd?

@minki5972

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ku3bf3kp5v XD

@user-ku3bf3kp5v

3 жыл бұрын

@@minki5972 Lol xd

Wait people actually sleep here I’m on my wat

Me irl told to stay in my room and not come out by my parents and left alone with some water and crackers all day:😯 Alois showing me more care then my parents:😡😊😓 Me now crying my eyes out:😢😢😊☺. True story i still love my parents and told my parents that what they did made me feel alone and uncared for they never did it again in less i ask to be left alone which is often due to the fact that it's what im use to it makes them vary sad that im uncomfortable with being cared for because of them