Which joke was the best???

@KimFareseed

2 жыл бұрын

The school one was great. Though, I did get a laught out of them all.

@jordancambridge4106

2 жыл бұрын

In England they call it biscuits. In America we call that dry wall. What is wrong with you England?

@jordancambridge4106

2 жыл бұрын

Really screwed up fact I did a bit of math on British Tea and turns out the amount of sugar in it is literally insane. Turns out British Tea generally has around 500 grams of sugar for a 4 ounce cup. America's most sugared soda is Mountain Dew with 57 milligrams of sugar for a 12 ounce can. That is British tea having 1,500,000 milligrams of sugar for 12 ounce comparison. All other countries have realistic amounts of Sugar in their tea while British is the only country to turn outs out drink into something that needs a might kill you in 1 cup warning. It actually made me figure out why British have a tooth problem commonly called Fucked Up Teeth Disorder.

@ryanthered2060

2 жыл бұрын

America dad history jokes?

@hannibalatthegate3384

2 жыл бұрын

Grand wizard and euro trip

I think the conflict was quite predictable all things considered. People made memes about it for years but didn’t want to consider the realities. There are even reports going back over a decade detailing how deflated and outdated Russiaball is. Russiaball tried to roll over Ukraineball but a deflated ball can only roll so far.

@Makapaa

2 жыл бұрын

The only constant in the Eastern Europe is that Russia WILL cause problems. Date may not be determinated until later but it WILL happen. That's why stuff like Russia threatening with war or certain WMDs etc gets old so fast and/or it fits the Memes so perfectly - it is just "Business As Usual", nothing more.

@flameendcyborgguy883

2 жыл бұрын

I wanted to say that. Pretty much everyone here in Europe knew Russia would attack Ukraine after 2016...

@exodud5016

2 жыл бұрын

To be exact, it's more like anyone that knew about the situation knew that Russia would attack the moment they thought they could get away with it. What we didn't expect is for them to stop caring about the consequences and willingly put themselves in a situation that will bomb their economy.

@PC_Simo

2 жыл бұрын

@famguy292 That’s a really clever analogy, I must say 👍🏻.

@oilersridersbluejays

2 жыл бұрын

I was saying in the early 2000s that Russia would eventually try something to Ukraine.

Keep in mind that Russia took Crimea by force in 2014, so seeing that Russia would invade again is not exactly hard to figure out

@thumper84

Жыл бұрын

yup and we should have fast tracked Ukraine into NATO after that.

@miriamweller812

Жыл бұрын

Typical US citizen, likely not even knowing where to find Ukraine on the map, but of course always willing to repeat absurd propaganda that got nothing to do with reality. Better inform yourself about NATO expansion against all promises since 1999 onwards and how the CIA and other US fascists came up with the plan how to push Ukraine into civil war via a coup and drag Russia in - so exactly what was done 2014 onwards. By the way: you guys got ZERO to say about Crimea, only the Crimeans do and the did what they wanted, what is no surprise. Choice was to massively improve their life quality - or to be slaughtered like the people in Donbass by tha Banderas praising US puppet regime. For some (obvious) reasons, US fascism loves to train and arm up extremists. They are doing since since many decades, hell, they made quite the deals with the original german Nazis. Rise of Hitler and his 3. Reich and Blitzkrieg would have been pretty much impossible without all that help from US oligarchs.

@SCPFoundation5609

11 ай бұрын

Yes, but he said 2001 instead of 2021.

Australia is so big and isolated in the outback, if you were to ride a bike from one town to the next town you will take a day and almost die of thirst.

5:24 The joke was that the American-sounding narrator couldn’t tell countries apart.

Somebody needs to make a gif or meme around 5:51 because Mr. Terry's facial expression is epic

@C0mmmD3rrrt

2 жыл бұрын

agreed

2:53 here in germany is a realy dark joke "who won the first tour de france? - The 33st Tank devision!" WWII joke

13:33 "It's not that type of gas". Natural gas (of which Russia is the second largest producer, and exported more to Germany than any other country prior to the war) is mostly methane, so, erm, yeah, it actually is that type of gas.

@miriamweller812

Жыл бұрын

Producer does not even mean much. USA is biggest producer in oil and gas, but they got almost no reserves left (one of the reason they mass murder around the globe, to get more...). Russia got the by far biggest gas reserves on this planet, next is Iran and then Qatar, all three together got over 50% of world wide natural gas reserves. Biggest oil reserves are in Venezuela - another victim of US aggression, brutally ruined by it, even if the regime changes did not work out. Overall while the USA is second largest regarding resources (still already far behind Russia), ~90% of those are wood and coal, so no really the good and useful stuff.

10:55 Basically, Australia hates cyclists because they act like, at least most of the time, they own the road and also hang onto your car sometimes. It may also be in reference to comedian Isaac Butterfield who does videos on KZread about vegans and cyclists a lot, and has a lot of running jokes about them.

@PC_Simo

2 жыл бұрын

Here in Finland, we also have the same problem with cyclists being self-righteous a**holes; so, I feel you, there. 🇫🇮🇦🇺

@sportstalk9543

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone hates cyclists all across the world

@Oturan20

2 жыл бұрын

I see in the US the self centered ones usually end up injured, due to pulling out in front of a car that didn't see their dumb@$$,

@morganrees3603

Жыл бұрын

We have it the same problem here in the us as well.

Tanks versus bikes speedwise: The total average was around 43.3 km/h at the Tour de France 2010. I looked some tanks up, in WW2 on streets the slow ones did 20-30 km/h, the fast ones 40-65 km/h. However some had problems when it got too steep. Nowadays tanks with continuous tracks could nominal do 60-80 km/h, but they might get ~25-40km/h faster on the right ground according to Wiki. Which also fits with what people from the army tell. However, even on plain ground a Leopard 2 needs 218 l / 100 km fuel, and has a 1.200 l fuel tank.. and the last Tour de France was 3.383 km long.. Nevertheless, nowadays I would not bet on the bikes, if the tank gets enough fuel (which might be kind of a problem in the mountains, unless some road tanker drives with it. PS: For convenience: 1 US mile = 0,621 km; so as rule of thumb a bit less than 2/3

@Krokmaniak

2 жыл бұрын

About fuel part. Tour de France is devided into sections on average 100-200 km and Tank could refuel between them

@chrischan8282

2 жыл бұрын

Haha tank go boom

@HenSt-gz7qj

2 жыл бұрын

then the bikers dropped some anti-tank mines... just like in certain racing video game.

@PC_Simo

2 жыл бұрын

@@HenSt-gz7qj ”Mario Kart”?

12:30 the port of Rotterdam is the busiest in Europe and i believe 3rd busiest(might also be cargo volume) worldwide the port is as big as Manhattan and is still getting bigger due to reclaimation of land with the Maasvlakte 2

7:58 Pretty sure the joke there isn't that they're waiting for it (I mean, irl, they probably are just waiting). That 'vacation' spot is labeled as Antarctica, and they're surrounded by electric heaters warm enough to melt the ice.

The Australians are not fans of cyclists because they have a bad habit of not following traffic rules. Some are known to run red lights.

@roseedge5626

6 ай бұрын

No worse than car drivers, then

After watching a fair few reaction channels I've wondered if youtube could set up a way for channels to link the video they watch, verified by the same system that dictates copyright infringement, and then views here also go to the creator. As we've just watched and appreciated not only the input but the original video too but unless we go and watch the video again without the commentary they do not get the direct support. Just a way for creators to help eachother out more directly

@PC_Simo

2 жыл бұрын

That would actually be a good idea 👍🏻. KZread had better get on that.

15:57 they forgot to include the best country group. The balkans

@robertwisniewski2029

2 жыл бұрын

why jou are the balkans?

4:55 - I hate to be that guy but... Fries and chips are two completely different items. Chips - are about a centre meter thickness ! Fries on the other hand are skinny chips ! And yes I'm English

@Web720

2 жыл бұрын

How are much are those in stones?

@ThatGuyRNA

2 жыл бұрын

And how I envy your chip thickness I despise thin fries

@tomstorey8559

2 жыл бұрын

@@Web720 what ?

@mariosnyd

2 жыл бұрын

Chip fries are steak Fry's here in the U.S. I think

@secretjanus

2 жыл бұрын

Cookies and biscuits are different too Cookies are big and you usually buy 3 or 5 in a pack, very sugary Biscuits are small, to dip in tea or to eat them alone, often in large packets

Mr. Terry, I hope you know how proud this community is of you. Good for you and good luck with your dieting!

hunter is such a great voice giver

4:30 got myself laughin' like hardsies; I mean, why treat British tea as fish food for the American seas like it's the Boston Tea Party!? LMAO

the sea once took land from us dutchies... we showed mother nature who is boss.

Actually here in the uk, chips and fries are different things, fries are slender thin straight cut things that you get in places like macdonalds, chips are thick chunkier things,

To be fair, all of Europe calls what you call cookies "biscuits" (like, the word, when it has latin etymology, has the same etymology as biscuit and not cookie). Cookie is specifically used to talk about chocolote chip cookies (although it also apply for anything with the same design, even if it doesn't have chocolate chips). The chips/crisps/fries debacle is weird though, I'll give you that.

@NeonBeeCat

11 ай бұрын

Frances fault

God I love Hunter...I love this series. And this is my favourite episode of it.

Counrtyballs comics are reactionary, frequently historical. Any thoughts for predictions are misplaced as the same actions happen over and over and over again across history. It's easy to miss foreign events and leading indicators of foreign origin when American media is so incredibly self centered (look at the amount of ti.e they spend covering media players such as the news and entertainment studios and their staff, it is shameful).

@brigidtheirish

2 жыл бұрын

As my dad often says, "It's not a new thing, it's the *same* thing over and over again!"

@PC_Simo

2 жыл бұрын

History sure likes to repeat itself a lot.

I was NOT expecting America to have a wizard costume.

Maybe they called it the tsar bomba so they could drop as many tsars out of plains as they want and make them explode.

Fun fact many don't know: No, Pepsi never had the sixth biggest navy. No clue where it came from but while they did have more ships than, say, Ghana, they were never anywhere near the top when it came to numbers or tonnage.

Actually Limenade did not predicted the Russo-Ukrainian conflict, it already happened in 2014, when Russia annexed Crimea.

2:56 its the same thing around Biathlon: Why are there 2nd Places... They are all armed! ;-)

I think a good new channel to look at is Jack Rackam, who makes videos about both famous and obscure people in history.

12:50 Should have been called: ”Brexcalibur”. 🙃

When you said less than reputable means British empire whistling 😂😂

2:54 I'm pretty sure machine gun bullets and tank shells will keep up to opponents.

The leopard 2 tank has a top speed of 70 km/h on road. That's maybe 43 mph. In a straight line, the bikes don't have a chance. Turns are another story. I think the tank would hit a lot of buildings in Monaco

who would win tour the france - some german tanks can go up to 80 mp/h so....i guess thats faster than the bikes go. really depends on the model of tank though

Tanks can go pretty damn fast too far something so THICC and heavy. I've seen leopard 2 on the road and they can go just as fast as the speed limits allow, most of the time...

Rotterdam used to be the busiest port in the world, it now has been overtaken by mostly Chinese ports but it still is bugger than any port outside Asia

Hi terry

lol time travel go brrrr!

The current German Main Battle Tank has a top speed of around 70km/h. I don't think a bike can consistently keep up with that speed.

5:00 Sorry friend, but its correct, you speak their language wrong......... BUT you all speak their language xD

5:23 I know I’m basically a year late but America saying Austria instead of Switzerland is the stereotype of Americans bad at geography Even though I’ll have those know people that I am American and yet I know quite a lot of geography and history so ha take that

@roseedge5626

6 ай бұрын

I think they joke is more that Americans are willfully bad at geography. The first episode, Poland keeps correcting him, but he keeps choosing to remain ignorant.

Cookies are a sub category of biscuits, our names are more numerous and specific so therefore it is a biscuit whos type is cookie. As well fries is far more in line with the naming in most European nations while chips is only used in the UK and does not have other variants in other nations. Considering we started eating them when US soldiers had them in France (frites) during the wars and that our largest ethnic group is German (Fritten) and they come from Belgium (Frieten) I dare say the UK is the odd duck here. We should if anything only apologize for the habit of naming things for the wrong place like French fries or Guinea pig.

can you react to casually explained?

6:50 Dear Leader Bomba

2:52 The Tank Would Just Blow Up The Bikes

cool!

As an Australian, I can confirm that our country does hate cyclists, but I can't seem to figure out why

Biscuits and cookies are technically different a biscuit is harder than a cookie and a cracker is harder than a biscuit

nonebody: me being a countryballer

I wouldn't bett on the bikes you forgot the tank can shoot

Depending on who you ask the current war between Russia and Ukraine started in 2014. Even believing Russia that they haven't been involved since the beginning, the relationship between Russia and Ukraine has never been great. One of them has a strong history of expansionist aspirations and the other has loads of resources. To quote a Scandinavia and the World comic reacting to the escalation of violence in 2014, "No one in the world is surprised, Russia!"

Thing that really scared me about Ukraine-Russ war, I tweeted a joke about Russia marching into Kiev and getting deafeated only to march out, like 4 years ago. I have studied foreign polices during my university years more than 10yrs ago, went on to other things. But I think people that were alert on topics of that reigion had similar ideas back then.

also the suez canal was blocked again recently

For reference - USA called Switzerland ‘Austria’ because he doesn’t know European flags.

hahaha Hunter go brrr

Please also react to Countryballs eisodes 3-5

I hate to say it but the date of the video was 2021 not 2001 and I'm fairly certain youtube wasn't around back then, it could be the case that you simply said the wrong thing but then you said "they knew all that time" which wouldn't fit with it only being a year.

I'm an Aussie we call both chips lol fries n crisps 😁

I mean like the Polandball community predicted it like 4 years ago

russia meddling with ukraine started in 2014 if not way before with politics... dont know if in the US they talked about it but here in the EU was a pretty common topic

Well there's a 7 or 21-year-old eye opener and which perspective you take that

Well the bicycle thing is because Japan road bicycles to Australia and to try concring it

I'm British and the chips and fries thing isn't entirely true Fries are skinny and crispy like something you would get in McDonald's We call what Americans call streak fries Chips

@akshsehgal998

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@thebandit0256

2 жыл бұрын

Hi Mum (Sorry I am American)

Ever since Ukraine became a independent nation, we all knew Russia wanted Ukraine back

My guess why Australia are not big on Bicycle , their land is B-I-G and very HOT... Try to ride for a long distance in Australia, chances for Heatstroke, getting lost, Being attack by Dingo or a Kangarro - And those are the Not Venomes things that you coud meet on your way to visit your Granny.

Yes hunter

In Dutch we call fries patat.

React to country slander

I use fries and crisps to prevent confusion

@Lt_Chloe

2 жыл бұрын

No chips

Always great to have another video of Mr. terry

14:46 handegg = proper name for (american) football

You just have to use common sense to realize that the Pepsi story isn't true. ~20 disarmed and rusted boats does not make for one of the world's biggest navies.

Actually...I'm Australian, and I'm not sure where he was going with that either. We do swear a f*cking lot tho.

Vid from 2021. Russia invaded the Crimea, which was Ukraine at the time, was in 2014. So not a prediction of the future perse.

5:48 wow. The uploader must've had beta testing to youtube.

hahaha country balz go brrr

Took The Dutch to unblock The Suez Canal

i think him calling switzerland austria was poking fun of most americans geography skills

Yeah, As A Brit, I Can Confirm That We Use The Word Fries WHen Talking Bout French Fries, But Personally I Dont Use "Fries" So I Dont Appropriate American Culture 🤣

My money is on that tank having ammunition for the cannon and no bike rides faster than the speed of sound so they will be caught by the round(s) and after that the tank can go the whole course in reverse gear and still win.

You shouls react to hearts of iron 4, its a strategy world war 2 game

14:11 Timeless

Sadly the pepsi fleet thing is a myth

Did Poland have the Indonesian flag or am I stupid?

hey Mr. Terry can you react to "How to survive Victorian London" by BlueJay? the video talks about life in Victorian London as either a man of the middle class (or maybe working class, i don't remember correctly) or a aristocrat of the High Class and i think you should check it out

4:58. Yep, and here in Australia they're both referred to as chips. (hot chips and potato chips).

@Merennulli

2 жыл бұрын

I could see "hot chips" being radium laced potato chips marketed as a health product in the 1920s.

5:55 well, it was obvious. I mean, seeing what happened to Belarus, it was obvious something was gonna happen in Ukraine, whatever that may be.

Did he call Monaco ball Poland ball or was I just not listening properly?

countryball funny and smart

Ukraine war started in 2014 (or some say 2013 with euromaidan), not few months ago

So that's how you say 'kurwa'.

“It’s fries not chips” It’s primary school not shooting range.

Did you just say this video was made in 2001

No, chips are not french fries. Chips are thick steak cut chips, skinny mcdonalds type chips are fries, and crisps are crisps.

He needs to react oversimplified videos

React to The Deluge by Eastory

bro you said may 12th 2001 lol

a german leopard 2 actually beats the bikes ^^

5:50 2001 or 2021?