“Ok cool, I love you too” “WHAT?” *”what”*

@kurumi_sleepybun9536

2 жыл бұрын

20:04

Every time hat kid says “why” The video gets 1 million times better

@cat_4449

2 жыл бұрын

I know the video just keeps getting better and better

Everyone tries to kill Hat Kid: Hat Kid: W H Y

@firewolfbillions891

2 жыл бұрын

Except the cat. The cat is good.

@mustachedhatlesspeckneck3490

2 жыл бұрын

I was bored

@L3AFB0X

2 жыл бұрын

@@mustachedhatlesspeckneck3490 why

@mustachedhatlesspeckneck3490

2 жыл бұрын

@@L3AFB0X i just said why! i was bored!

@mustachedhatlesspeckneck3490

2 жыл бұрын

@@L3AFB0X eh

The auto voice thing for hat kid actually fit

@Alien-Shenigains

2 жыл бұрын

Why

@thejonbrownshow8470

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alien-Shenigains the squeally sound just sound real similar to how she actually sounds lol

@the16bitpizza

2 жыл бұрын

Wait so that mean hat kid is British

@Alien-Shenigains

2 жыл бұрын

@@the16bitpizza I just wanted to sound like mustache girl

@lylisis4593

2 жыл бұрын

who?

20:43 Wait, mustache girl and Asriel are alike in many ways... - Final Boss - Possibly seizure-inducing flashing lights - Not trying to be a villain - Plan to manipulate the timeline - They don't like to be alone - They represent ultamite power in the world - You team up with all your allies to stop them

@seancullin9440

2 жыл бұрын

And save the world plays

@Mr._Dooter

2 жыл бұрын

And you encounter them at the beginning of the game

@Carlball955

Жыл бұрын

Counidice? I THINK NOT!

@F-o-x-

Жыл бұрын

So your telling me, MUSTACHE GIRL HAS BEEN ASRIEL THIS WHOLE TIME?

@wolfiadarkangel

Жыл бұрын

Asriel isn't a jerk maybe flowey not asriel Context for people who don't know flowey and asriel are the same person flowey just doesn't have a soul (literally)

"also wait I thought police didn't exist in this world" "they don't" "what"

The fact that the empress just said "This is hair" caught me offguard for some reason lol

@mystic5175

2 жыл бұрын

Yeet

@norafudgecake4863

2 жыл бұрын

I also got off guard because it just sounded really dumb

12:05 "They're totally gay" really got me

@justagoofyahhusername

9 ай бұрын

"Ok cool...I love you too" "What?" "What?" At the end was also gold

@treely6647

9 ай бұрын

@@justagoofyahhusername it absolutely was

@daviferret8792

6 ай бұрын

but he's not lying

@treely6647

6 ай бұрын

@@daviferret8792 that’s the beauty of it

@daviferret8792

6 ай бұрын

@@treely6647 exatly. do i wish it was canon? absolutely, is it canon? no, the conductor is straight. do the fandom accept the fact that he's straight? no.

“A goat climbed a mountain and then ascended” *”Yeah that’s about it”*

Fun fact: The reason why Chapters 2 and 3 are done out of order is because they were originally gonna be switched around (Subcon Forest was originally Chapter 2 and Battle of the Birds was originally Chapter 3).

"Hi I am a normal bird, now give me your social security number."-C.A.W member.

“Finally, Mom and mom, here I come what the fuck” got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

15:19 pretty much the backstory of subcon forest

@amnotmichael

2 жыл бұрын

yeah that's kinda the point of it

"mafia" *"WHAT!?"* "mafia" "mafia" *fucking explodes*

23:37 it'd be funny if the seals were actually this existential, but also the voice of the clip you're using us uncannily sounding like whoever voiced these seals

@abbyg3404

2 жыл бұрын

Kagome kagome

@abbyg3404

2 жыл бұрын

Watch da movie “As the gods will” if you are 18

2:58 the mafia are canonically SO BAD at cooking that anyone who eats it would most likely perish.

I like how you replaced every Conductor line with Demoman EXCEPT for "A MYERRRRRDERRRR?" Also you seem to genuinely care about the game and its story even as you're ragging on it, which is a rare treat in this cynical KZread world

@dimitriwarchief301

2 жыл бұрын

I think they do it in jest. I mean maybe the story simple but it’s meant that way They just have hat kid act like that for the joke of how person would realistically act…. Kinda

@PaperLaur

2 жыл бұрын

@@dimitriwarchief301 I didn't mean it as an insult! I'm saying that you can tell they're doing it in good fun rather than a lot of youtubers who make fun of things just because Saying Things Are Stupid Is Cool

@bigrandy100

2 жыл бұрын

That's literally amazing 💀💀

@Carlball955

Жыл бұрын

*note he says let’s roll during near end :/*

@spooki3382

10 ай бұрын

demoman is perfect for conductor

Anyone else notice Queen Vanessa has a gun in the thumbnail

@gabey6488

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I didn’t see that lol 😂 👌

@9ightdreamer

2 жыл бұрын

I didnt see that lmao

@Ashley3AndKnuckles

2 жыл бұрын

what the fuck?

@norafudgecake4863

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t notice till you pointed it out also If police don’t exist in the world then how would she get her hands on a gun

@perfectheart7010

2 жыл бұрын

@@norafudgecake4863 I mean Empress does have a bazooka(or rocket launcher) so maybe guns themselves just exist in this world? (At least I think it's a bazooka/rocket launcher-)

*Breaking* *News* : local child decides to work for the cat mafia then the child just steals stuff and runs Nyakuza Metro in a nutshell also where the heck do i get a rumbi

@norafudgecake4863

2 жыл бұрын

How to build a rumbi 1. eat pizza 2. Take a nap 3. Stick all the pieces together

@veryfunny_name

2 жыл бұрын

@@norafudgecake4863 instructions unclear, summoned a ghost

@abbyg3404

8 күн бұрын

Breaking News: Child takes over cat mafia after their leader is arrested by the police cats

I 100% agree about dj grooves winning. He has a better reason to want to cheat, and he just sounds more insane and unhinged than the conductor during the fight. Also both the conductor and dj grooves share the same hitbox, being one that matches DJ Grooves the best. Edit: Will say, I am a conductor fan, and I love him, I just like DJ Grooves being the real villain more. Also in seal the deal, conductor says "what with DJ Grooves going crazy and all" which, really paints the canon ending

@polygonsexual5084

11 ай бұрын

Actually, Conductor’s voice lines in seal the deal differ depending on what director won, if Conductor wins, he will talk about the knife accident. So both tropes are still canon

@ItsToasttime

10 ай бұрын

I've always hated D.J. grooves ever since the parade so I thought it made sense for him to be evil

@HKG4

4 ай бұрын

Eh, honestly it doesn’t really feel like a Grooves kinda thing to do

@toastydevil

4 ай бұрын

@@HKG4 I mean, it honestly does. Huge disco star going crazy because he is consistently beaten by an old-timey conductor?

24:25 y'know, with the Snatcher vs Queen dlc right around the corner, and that pause from Snatcher like Hat Kid is on the money, this is scarily prophetic.

@THE_funnyalt

8 ай бұрын

wait the WHAT???

@declanziolkowski

4 ай бұрын

It's not on console that might be why you don't know​@@THE_funnyalt

17:00 No one: Hat Kid: "What. The. Fuck?? What part of 'I just wanna go home' did she not understand?!!" LMFAOOOO this really deserves more attention-

@Alien-Shenigains

2 жыл бұрын

I just wanted to go home

@norafudgecake4863

2 жыл бұрын

Also DJ Grooves has a Eye problem because hat kid is the most photogenic person I’ve ever seen

@Alien-Shenigains

2 жыл бұрын

@@norafudgecake4863 can confirm, I take beautiful pictures every time

@norafudgecake4863

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alien-Shenigains I think those sunglasses are damaging his eyesight

@norafudgecake4863

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alien-Shenigains also 3:43 when hat kid said: “ listen I-“ and mustache girl interrupted the sentence. what was hat kid going to say after that?

I'm sorry but the "lemme smash" voice for the crows is too perfect 6:31

@Luckykid-official

3 ай бұрын

yes

So, kid comes from above to "alien" society, where every somehow important characters tries to kill her, then the first character she meets overtake the world, and abuses time manipulation. Not to mention that everyone she met on her way turns up for final battle, which btw. has a lot of rainbow? Toby, Gears for Breakfast, can you tell me which one borrowed who's homework?

@rosykindbunny1313

2 жыл бұрын

Oh crap-

@Fallograme

2 жыл бұрын

Hate to ruin the parade, but the game was developed first in 2012 so even Toby Fox hasn’t even made a game yet and it took a lot budget over the span of 5 years to even release... so it’s more like Toby Fox used AHIT’s Final Battle as inspiration for his lazy final battle showered in morals that were somehow related to the beginning of his game...

@GalaxyEscliping

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fallograme sounds like u hate undertale

@Fallograme

2 жыл бұрын

@@GalaxyEscliping I don’t. I love it but i was just saying that I feel that AHIT is more dynamic than undertale... 🤦‍♀️

@GalaxyEscliping

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fallograme ohh okay

12:21 100% fruity, the whole pecking fruit salad

@Interesting.critter

2 жыл бұрын

scratch that, T H E W H O L E T R E E

@Aspect_idk

Жыл бұрын

Nah nah it's the W H O L E O R C H A R D

@Dragonmongamer

Жыл бұрын

@@Aspect_idk nah that’s the whole forest

@InfectedLullaby

4 ай бұрын

@@Dragonmongamerits the whole jungle

Having all three videos wrapped up in one is cool. Nice job 👍

@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789

2 жыл бұрын

------>hollow knight detected

As someone who has beat the entirety of a hat in time( except some death wishes and time rifts) this is accurate

2:43 The way you timed Mustache Girl’s happy idle animation with het line “and murder some people” lmao

20:54 Man I love this. This is quality.

"Now have a thing." - Some Hat in Time characters probably.

I love how you basically pointed out the fact that snatcher just YEETED cooking cat at 21:43

Why is the drunk Conductor voice actually fitting lol

@garfieldunderpants9914

2 жыл бұрын

movie

@danielleedwards1055

Жыл бұрын

Alright 😓

Hat in Time but rated R could be another title for this.

Mafia: Mafia! Conductor: * angry scottish nonsense * Hat Kid: what the fuck?

I always pick DJ Grooves to win as revenge for the big parade

10:00 Oh nice i’m glad i’m not the only one that feels like DJ Grooves feel way more fitting as the boss of this chapter than Conductor.

Criminally underrated This is funny as hell and gave me so much information about the game without watching hours of gameplay

19:11 Mafia. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@somebodysomeone2796

2 жыл бұрын

LETS ROLL EHEHEHE

I’VE GOT PINK HAIR The conductor 2021

@garfieldunderpants9914

2 жыл бұрын

Translation: m o v i e

@randomcatonxbox

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

30:29 THE SONIC FANDUB REFRENCE HAS ME ROLLING I LOVE THIS

@barbgaming1522

Жыл бұрын

“O n e .” -Tall cat woman

Everyone: breathes Hat kid: W H Y

*0:22* She had a flow going on there

@somebodysomeone2796

2 жыл бұрын

“What the fuck” “who the fuck”

@littlevirus3562

Жыл бұрын

Hat kid going back home: "... How the fuck?"

@barbgaming1522

Жыл бұрын

mafia (Hello child. I have arrived to this flying vessel to acquire funds from your bank account in order to pay out towns toll in order to allow you to pass through. Now give me your money.)

“also your soul may or may not be inside it” best line evar

17:57 was expecting you to show her running away after everything but oh well xD

Everyone: talks normally. Mafia and seals and penguins: only says mafia, hewo and squak. Makes perfect sense.

Hat kid's "Why" has become a meme in the official Hat in time discord

@Alien-Shenigains

2 жыл бұрын

Can I get the link for that server

Conductor is my favourite that's why I get grooves to win. So I can team up with conductor durring the fight.

I let grooves win because I wanted conductor to save me because he's my favorite character

@dimitriwarchief301

2 жыл бұрын

Understandable Have a nice day

21:41 hat kid has two moms? 😳

The conductor yelling "I'VE GOT PINK HAIR!!!" got me laughing out loud.

@k.h.production22669

2 жыл бұрын

Where that?

12:21 Narrator: They’re totally gay… *Later* 20:07 Conductor: Let’s Kill each other, Grooves! DJ Grooves: Ok cool, I love you too Conductor: What? DJ Grooves: What? *They both Kill each other* Me: *Wheezing*

0:39 "Now i have to go collect the collectibles" y e s

12:46 I mean, this is a Kid friendly 3D platformer. Yeah, thats what I tought too...

12:50 I will be fine * spooky scary * What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck ;)

Fun fact! When Hat Kid got booted from her bed on my first run, I genuinely flinched. I knew it was gonna happen, just why did it catch me off guard?

@norafudgecake4863

2 жыл бұрын

The same happened to me

*IM SERIOUSLY WHEEZING RN* *12:21** AND **20:10** ARE JUST SO GOOD AND THE WHOLE VIDEO TOO TO BE HONEST*

@TizmAuditor

2 жыл бұрын

THE 12:21 GOT ME TOO IM STILL WHEEZING RIGHT NOW LOL

@justjustin1108

Жыл бұрын

"They're totally gay"

@Ziatheweirdo

Жыл бұрын

@@TizmAuditor *they’re totally gay*

@boio4207

Жыл бұрын

Grooves: ok cool, I love you too Conductor: what Grooves: what

0:20 "wut the fuck, who the fuck" the sped up ness gets me 🤣🤣🤣 don't know what this is but I'm in

Remember DJ Grooves said he couldn't prove that the Conductor was cheating so for all we know that's just his excuse for why he always lost and Grooves was just bad at making movies.

21:40 YOOOOOOO MOM AND MOM

@stovetoast

2 жыл бұрын

@GhostyGummy she Is a lesbian i think

@stovetoast

2 жыл бұрын

@GhostyGummy hat kid

@stovetoast

2 жыл бұрын

@GhostyGummy i certainly wasn't just thinking about that! even so she'd figure it out later anyway

@candygirl4958

2 жыл бұрын

@GhostyGummy well she could be 16 I mean I ship her with rat god

29:59 my favorite part :D

@pking8792

7 ай бұрын

the actually funny parts of the video:

M A F I A

0:41 *Grabs out mind eraser* She knows too much....

Me: This just looks exactly like A Hat in Ti- Hat Kid: "What the fuck? Who the fuck?" Me: *ok*

The ship shape on day one part is actually from the death wish “Crusin’ for a Brusin’” because you can see he/she completed 60 tasks and there’s no [Number]/18

25:22 sorry for previous comments(it's not like many people comment on here oddly) but that zoom in got me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣 don't know the song that's playing but it certainly match the mafia's energy

Hat kid: wait I forgot the dlsc also hat kid: *RAGE VOICE*

I feel bad that hat kid has to deal with this.

@cat_4449

2 жыл бұрын

all because she didn’t pay her taxes 🙁

@norafudgecake4863

2 жыл бұрын

@@cat_4449 Technically she didn’t have any taxes it’s just that some idiot wanted money and the mafia thought: i’m going to steal money from a child even though she doesn’t have any money.

Hat kid: Ok that's it I'm done bye theres only 2 DLCs for this game ok bye *video ends* Me: WHAT ABOUT VANESSA'S CURSE DLC???

*Mafia*

uh. guess i'll rewatch it all.

*plot twist gears for breakfast is saving empress lore for a new dlc*

22:14 I knew damn well what was coming but it still killed me

This a hat in time nutshell was the best nutshell

3:18 DUDE I MADE A FINGER GUN AND WENT "PEW" AS A JOKE AND AS SOON AS I WENT "PEW" THE SCREEN TURNED RED AND I HEARD AN ELECTRIC GUITAR HOW DID YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS GONNA SHOOT HIM

@barbgaming1522

Жыл бұрын

Bro really taunt killed him 💀

11:35 I personally see it differently who it is With condoctor you might feel jaded as he treated you like crap after you did so much While dk grooves felt like a father firgure One feels like your getting payback The other feels like revenge That’s just me kinda. I love ‘em both

25:13 i really liked the squid guy. I wish they had a little more screen time and dialogue qwq

1:40 the one time I actually agree with the mafia

Real talk tho, we NEED empress lore

@Elvie_Eddsworld

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think they should make a story for Empress and Cooking Cat!

“Don’t worry conductor fans, ur still valid” Happi

@gwg2813

11 ай бұрын

what tour

@pixelatedsmug

11 ай бұрын

@@gwg2813 the tour rift when you collect 55 time pieces Also the “fact” i heard from a comment, so it might be just a theory… ill edit it-

23:57 I completely lost it. Real talk though hat in time was one of my favorite games of all time

“Brings hourglasses back to base” I had to beat an old mad with an umbrella to get this

Empress lore is that she's a normal cat: Cruel, powerful, greedy, and ready to kill. She's just bigger than the other cats so she took over

This is so liberating seeing you encapsulate the best and the worst parts of this game, as well as making it much longer and more enjoyable than a typical 10 minute nutshell video.

20:07 GOT ME WHEEZING ALOT JUST AUGHH ITS SOOOO FUNNY

Hat Kid's personality is YEET

1:36 how did you know about this lol

Demoman and the Conductor sound so similar that it took me a moment to realize that the voice was different

This video is so legendary. I like so much a hat in time. My fav game and looking at something like this, is just awesome

mafia

The Conductor voiced by Demoman killed me!

Hat kid: speaks normal Mafia Cook: m a f i a

These were the best 34 minutes I spent in my whole life. And don't ask me "w h y ?".

"I got pink hair" apparently translates to movie

The vanessas manor wasn't scary for me tho, only like first 2 minutes, rest was so glitched it was more funny

an absolute masterpiece

man this was so awsome to watch! great vid :3

Aww- ty for the ‘valid Ductor fan’ note 😭😭that actually made me happy-

im crying laughing at this 😭 thank you for making it

24:28 *HECK!* SMG4 Bob was a fish all this time!

I love this video. The humor, the references, every time you collect a piece a victory theme from different games sound and how true it's haha. Btw I didn't know that the Nintendo Switch version looks great.