We all witnessed the beginning of Jack's emo arc. He now wears that wig on a regular basis 😂

@CumMastermind

Жыл бұрын

It's not a wig nor a phase, mom

Over a year of reading this trainwreck, I gotta applaud your commitment, sir.

“I gave him a pot cigarette” LMAO!

I just... can't believe this is the end. The highs, the lows, the terrible spellings, and convoluted plot lines. Where do we go from here? No really, thank you for this. What a wild ride.

Holy shit, I'm listening to this sober and it *hurts*.

I walked sexily into the great hall. That killed me

came here for the Jaques Ze Whipper content, stayed for the dramatic reading of my immortal

Haha! Jack has been the great and mighty Dork Lord this entire time!

Thank you for your commitment to pronouncing all the spelling errors. This is hilarious.

Came for the whipping, stayed for my immortal....and the whipping lets be honest.

@jxck_smth9779

Жыл бұрын

LOL YESSSS

Oh my Lord the whipper is reading an epic tale of love and loss from my childhood!? I'm off to find part one!!

@carboncopy411

Жыл бұрын

I don't care how old I get, this will never not be funny.

Huzzah! I cannot remember the last time I laughed this much. I listened to the whole story in one sitting. I have been well entertained, sir. Thank you.

I can't believe it's over. Where do we go from here?

@13thMaiden

Жыл бұрын

Honey there is no end to horrifically written fanfiction. Jack can definitely find more material if he's willing to torture himself for us. 😂 I mean Harry Potter and Twilight bad fanfiction can fill a whole library alone.

I had plans this morning for Mother's Day and they've all fallen through, thanks to the punks that made me a mother. It seems our family tradition is to get sick when we go to celebrate this day. Last year it was me, the year before it was one of the children. Anyway, I told my husband I was going to my room to sulk. I pulled up YT and this video was waiting for me right at the top of the page. When I say that my mood *instantly* changed, I mean it. Thank you for giving me some giggles and making me feel better. I'm going to go give the punks some medicine now.

This is hilarious. I would need a drink too, but you made it funny.

I'm so sad that I won't get to hear his Snape voice saying ridiculous things anymore

so glad you're doing this jacques, i come back to check up on you from time to time

the final chapter. fangz 4 evrathng

Extraordinary, magical, inspiring… and incredibly badly written. Well done sir, for bringing this hilarity to our otherwise grim lives.

Jack, how dare you, you need to offer that whiskey to the rest of us.

I'm new to your channel and set notifications on. Not sure what i signed up for... need to read the fine print next time.

@lynziewithaz5491

Жыл бұрын

😂

I gotta say, I'm diggin' the eyeliner!

I couldn't finish this story at all when it first came across me(about 15 years ago). XD And it was reappearing every other year since until I stopped role-playing online. The groups literally used it as a warning of how not to type. It faded from memory until I saw this video series. Thanks for this! It brought back every memory of those times, both good and cringeworthy. And it helped me remember that I actually had fun during my adolescence and early adulthood, even if I didn't enjoy a majority of it.

Oh boy. That did not disappoint. That was hilarious!😂 Btw, I only noticed the eyeliner after you took off the wig. And the fact that in that getup, without the wig, you looked like a young monk from Robin Hood times. (Sorry, can't remember the specific era, but you get the gist, eh?😅)

I just had a hellish couple weeks at the end of a grad school semester and listening to this series while I got ready for bed was the perfect way to switch gears and destress so I could get some sleep. Thank you! 😂

What an emotion at the end Jack bravo 👏, I myself cried...with laughter😂

LOL This is the first one of these readings I've watched. I usually tune in to the stage performances. So, is this some sort of gothy Harry Potter fan fiction originally written in Japanese and translated through Google translate? Sincerely, Sir Stumbledin Wideyed Edit: it's only 8 a.m. but after that I think I need a glass of that whisky too.

@ferretyluv

11 ай бұрын

Nope. It was written by a dyslexic middle schooler. Believe it or not, the first parts were “edited” by her friend. That’s why the author’s notes are incomprehensible.

Don't ask me why but I can totally imagine you playing a bardic class in D&D 💯

This is the best series I've ever witnessed

I had to watch it all so I could bear the burden of part of my soul dying with you. Jacques, bless you for making it through all this!

I've never clicked on one of these and I thought this was going to be a dramatic reading of that Evanescence song and boy was I wrong. Dying of laughter right now 😂

No way I just caught up with this yesterday, I felt really invested in ebony (or maybe Enoby?) dark’ness dementia raven way. Also I think you would be a great colab with Houston Jones he could use your particular set of… skills

I'd have needed a whole bottle of high test liquor to read that. You're a better man than I, Gunga Din!

are we sure twilight wasnt based on this?

Holy crap 😮 why am I constantly amazed at this man? I am so jelly of his wife daaaamn

We all need to pray that all of these fan fiction stories, bad, awful or just plain toilet-worthy, are never discovered by Texas or Florida, or they'll try to ban it and we'll never get the pleasure of Jacques discovering these 'gems' in the future.😱😱😱

Rewatching, note to author: "I do not think these words mean what you think-a they mean..." 😂

Finally something is making me laugh

He’s on his evil arc, in care of Ses. Ses, knows his bad ass self.

Ah Jacques, tis that "Johnny Walker Black?" -- I want you to know that I almost lost my pizza from laughing so 'hard' -- 12 times. Hugs for you, you talented 'Bastard' ! I think I love U -- JJ

This wig😄😁😆😅🤣😂!

we appreciate your effort abe hard work goes glese yoy

...Am I the only one that thought this was just a long ass series, novelising the song "My Immortal" by Evanescence? Yeah? Ok. 🤣

This isn't the whip guy , he has a mustache. This is just some emo dude.

Why was I expecting Evenescance (also please ignore my dyslexia)

@kaylabayla8949

10 ай бұрын

Same I was so confused

It's a miracle and a mystery that someone hasn't made a cartoon of this disaster by now. Also considering you're a whipper... uh... couldn't you also be a... ropist?

Aaaaaaaat laaaaast....

I have just discovered you. I worked at the Arizona Renaissance Festival from the year 2000 - 2007. Sometimes as a floater, sometimes in the Royal Court. It was not as fun as I had hoped because most of the participants would not interact with me. 😭 As a professional actress I believe we are there for the audience and not to disrespect each other. How is that entertaining for the audience? Let me know what you think.

I think the author of this fanfic made a whole new story under a new alias it's called my immortal hotel over on ao3 on hazbin hotel

I think you’re about 12 years late for the My Immortal train.

Love it

He got me hooked 😅

Heurkd on foneks werk four me!

Can we have a collab between Jacques and Th Click please?

@xorasanorg

Жыл бұрын

who is that?

🤣🥰, I can't !!!

Thank you!

See you in NJ

U rock

I don't know why the whipper guy is doing this.... But I love it. Internet historian eat your heart out

Y’know…I think a certain author should have to read this entire thing every time she says something horrible about anyone in the LGBTQIA+ community. Other than that…I think I need a drink. Can’t IMAGINE what it was like reading all that, listening was hard enough lol.

Please, for the love of all that is holy, read Garfield Effect.

EMO'S NOT DEAD

so it's just pure porn at this point

Hey bro so i want to play your wipper persona for dnd can i have your premision to run as it

Jacques is a ropist.