Download: mega.nz/#!s5RAmS6D!USG3zCcZ_FPMFm1Z0wqwSFrHYsNK9mClMdVmCayr42U Instrumental: mega.nz/#!xsBCgYob!v5MbdnmkL3rmqyZPcdVRoAF4NTnhQJtGMsFd0cfOaBw Lyrics: genius.com/Jocat-a-crap-guide-to-d-d-races-lyrics Cami-Cat Cover: kzread.info/dash/bejne/m4KmutJxaJTIg7g.html

@callmefried544

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

@callmefried544

4 жыл бұрын

You should become a singer or something. When KZread dies you can become a great singer.

@undeawolfifegamer4216

4 жыл бұрын

Epic

@aesopsfable42

4 жыл бұрын

Take your damn vacation you beautiful man

@firecracker6140

4 жыл бұрын

Remember that sound track of the d&d intro you did, do it again but with this

I'm starting to believe that JoCat is actually just a level 20 bard.

@magvargas2658

4 жыл бұрын

Well, bards are his main, so I guess you are what you play?

@w.d.ghaster3902

4 жыл бұрын

hmm, with the way he portrays bards... (which is 100% true I had the bard do that like 8 times at my table.)

@jesusirizarry4493

4 жыл бұрын

Canon.

@vinnyfalzarano4911

4 жыл бұрын

Bard college of swords (and sheilds)

@noahragsdale124

4 жыл бұрын

No he's the one and only level 21 bard

I get it now, I understand creativity, I'll make the most unique character ever... Human fighter

@jace_straith

4 жыл бұрын

Allow me to introduce you to John the potato farmer. The human fighter who became an adventurer through no choice of his own. Who's every "win" is just a string of unlikely and extremely lucky circumstances. He just wants to go farm his potatoes man!

@TheLegonaut

4 жыл бұрын

Human who wants to stand out in a world full of stronger creatures. Maybe wants to specialize in a particular skill, but has to compete against more capable beings. Or maybe the Renaissance man, who's out to master it all.

@MrEddie4679

4 жыл бұрын

a champion fighter, becuse simplicity fits boring. i mean to contain the intense creativity of your character... of course....

@IHateUniqueUsernames

4 жыл бұрын

The "most boring character (concept) ever" It's distinction is that it totally lacks any (distinction)

@TlalocTemporal

4 жыл бұрын

@@IHateUniqueUsernames -- It's the Player Character version of Regular Knoll.

You know what I find funny? The Tortle is referred to as a hermit immortal, which would make sense seeing as tortoises can live for a pretty long-ass time. But Tortles have a lifespan of about 50 years.

@Victini415

2 жыл бұрын

Now _that's_ wack.

@lukesams3349

2 жыл бұрын

I guess they’re the great danes of the reptile world

@user-oc3ic4vc7x

2 жыл бұрын

They have an average lifespan of 50, all of the infant death turtles and tortoises go through influences the average considerably

@artoriasgameing6601

2 жыл бұрын

Now ya see do you think anyones actually going to care about that little bit of information? No because a tortle that cant die of old age is the only way to play a tortle otherwise your just dead because i have never heard of a young tortle character they are all old as fuck

@babysleepysheepyrainbow

2 жыл бұрын

That does seem to be the common consensus but a few articles I read said 250 years, weirdly enough. Alas I don't have any links

Best Part: Lovestory between elf-Paladin and Tiefling-Bard goes along.

@burghleyimeanberdly6513

2 жыл бұрын

The saga continues, the bard was probably asking her wife to do the dishes or smth

"Play me the Song of my people." "Which one?" "Yes."

@rileysheehan943

4 жыл бұрын

This is the song of all the people

@partialbullet2215

4 жыл бұрын

This song is for the changelings that have an identity crisis

@jackzx13

4 жыл бұрын

@@partialbullet2215 Except, Changelings can't go small, so it's mostly Changeling plus small races.

@WinterPains

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackzx13 KID CHANGELINGS

@jackzx13

3 жыл бұрын

@@WinterPains Fair, that is one way. But then they can only do small, not medium.

Almost all the races: interesting, have unique traits. Human: *O* *R* *D* *I* *N* *A* *R* *Y* Locathah: *F* *I* *S* *H*

@loganmason5421

3 жыл бұрын

Half-orcs: S T R O N K

@Meun

3 жыл бұрын

Goliath: big muscle

@TheTiredBard

3 жыл бұрын

@@Meun I think you are looking for the term: *T H I C C*

@janneswilmink487

3 жыл бұрын

Aarakocras: BIRB

@lapu2407

3 жыл бұрын

Tabaxi : cat girl

Every time I listen to this and get to firbolgs, I remember the sheer confusion I caused in my party by playing a stereotypically-druid-like, hippy, nature-loving firbolg, who just so happened to be an artillerist and rather enjoyed taking any chance he could to pull out his eldritch cannon (we named it Edward)

@jessegd6306

Жыл бұрын

For some reason I see and hear Oddball from that one movie, Kelly's Heroes I think. "Always with the negative waves, Moriarty!"

@abithefallenhuman921

10 ай бұрын

Meanwhile I hear Firbolg and get happy thinking someone's about to talk about the actual Firbolg (ancestors of the modern Irish who were enslaved when they left Ireland for a bit) and get confused when it's just cow druids

I remember one time I made a tiefling cleric who’s whole personality was that he was a good Christian boi. The party called him “the worlds straightest tiefling”

@Aaa-vp6ug

Жыл бұрын

(Confused Gay Tiefling noises)

@BananaLair

5 ай бұрын

I love this 😂

Speaking of Kenkus, my Kenku bard crit failed their dex check and fell off a mountain. My dm quite literally said, "This is the first time in a really long time a Kenku has been airborne."

@BiningiTheBanan

3 жыл бұрын

You have a good dm

@senthenerd5332

3 жыл бұрын

123rd like. I feel special.

@jayjaydeth

3 жыл бұрын

Second time was when a Kenku fell of a pegasus while in labor. [Note: this isn't something I'm aware of ever happening, I just wanted to make the pun. Could you imagine though?]

@ravioliravioli118

3 жыл бұрын

@@jayjaydeth which.. which one was in labor

@dirttrackart

3 жыл бұрын

@@ravioliravioli118 yeah, I have so many questions about this joke

“Oh boy. I really do love it when Jocat starts with a rap!” *Hears the beat continue in the title music* “Oh, am I in a treat today!”

@nicholasogburn7746

4 жыл бұрын

Alcor Magnus It’s a Fort Minor track sampled and sped up.

@Qril

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasogburn7746 Its actually a default Garageband track lmao

@articusramos808

4 жыл бұрын

Seeing a shaved morgana is oddly scary.... not to sound mean though

@pouncelygrin6699

3 жыл бұрын

@@Qril was gonna say haha I recognized the beat and was like "wait a minute" xD

@skreeperson6744

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the same mix that bo burnham uses for Rant

WotC: gives me dozens of fantasy species with fleshed out lore Me: makes a regular pig except he's a water sorcerer named Hogwash

@heatherhallfo5179

Жыл бұрын

One of the best pun names for a dnd character

@reifanwinter-sun8672

Жыл бұрын

@@heatherhallfo5179 Thank you, he's my child.

0:22 aarakocra 0:30 aasimar 0:36 bugbear 0:45 centaur 0:50 changling 0:56 dragonborn 1:04 dwarf 1:10 elf 1:18 firbolg 1:26 genasi 1:31 githyanki, gith 1:37 gnome 1:45 goblin 1:52 goliath 1:59 half elves 2:06 half orc 2:13 halfling 2:20 human 2:55 hobgoblin 3:02 kenku 3:09 kobold 3:16 lizardfolk 3:23 loxodon 3:30 locathah 3:37 minotaur 3:44 orc 3:51 tabaxi 3:58 teifling 4:05 tortle 4:11 triton 4:18 verdan 4:25 yuan ti pureblood 4:33 kalashtar 4:39 shifter 4:46 simic hybrid 4:53 warforged 5:00 vedalken

JoeCat presents: The Pokemon rap of Dungeons and Dragons.

@ZipperonDisney

4 жыл бұрын

No doubt we'll be seeing covers of this at cons 😁

@MixMasterJ1221

4 жыл бұрын

I mean- there was Snom at the end.

@sydneysleeper9642

4 жыл бұрын

@@MixMasterJ1221 And Stonjourner at 1:08

@renumbr6171

4 жыл бұрын

And its thousands of times better

@thor7912

4 жыл бұрын

Now i kinda wanna see him do a pokerap using the monster manual.

Someone: Hey if you do races you can keep the series up for a long time! JoCat: I'll do them all in one video. Someone: B-But that'll take hours! JoCat pulling out a mic: Did I stutter?

@DIGITALGH05T

4 жыл бұрын

i imagine it took him hours to come up with the lyrics tho (but real shit this is still seems real good to a newbie like me)

@albertsanchez1248

4 жыл бұрын

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Sparkingcircuits_

4 жыл бұрын

“If home brew is free, a big talking tree.” “Welcome to a crap guide to D&D” A great line

@deathwatch1169

4 жыл бұрын

@@DIGITALGH05T hehe the joke was simply that he could of made multiple videos on each race but instead like the madlad he is, sung it all lol

@Aoi_Ryuu

4 жыл бұрын

Im just laughing my ass off because of this. thank you

Loved all of these. I still go back and rewatch all these. Wish Jocat didn't get bullied into retirement he was an amazing content creator

Commenting this under as many videos as I can in hopes JoCat will see it: Thank you for jumpstarting my love of D&D. Thank you for creating endlessly entertaining content that is easily accessible to all demographics. Thank you for making me laugh. When I have a bad day I often rewatch your videos just so I can smile again. I’m so sad to see you go but I completely understand why. I only hope life offers you peace because we live in an increasingly divided age where empathy and compassion are considered to be weak. Please never forget to be true to yourself because only you can define who you are. Never stop making the charming artwork that only you can create and keep being awesome. If you ever come back I will be your first subscriber. Thank you for everything and best of luck going forward. You will be missed.

Intro: Alright, cool intro idea. *continues after the intro* HOLY SHIT

@savortherobot9709

4 жыл бұрын

JoCat Flexes on us the video

This isn’t a race. This is a goddamn marathon

@reindeerboi4543

4 жыл бұрын

it's not a scene, it's a goddamn arms race

@LegoCowManZ

4 жыл бұрын

It's not delivery, it's Digiorno.

@reindeerboi4543

4 жыл бұрын

@@LegoCowManZ it's not levioSA it's leviOsa

@pythagoruz69

4 жыл бұрын

It's not races, It's racist.

@marionfrix3508

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, This isnt a race.

Coming back to this four years later because I had to quote the Aasimar line to a friend.

Farewell, JoCat, may you be remembered forever in the annals of D&D history.

*Intro* Haha, that was a really clever intro with a nice beat *Title card* Oh cool, they fused the beat and the title theme too, this episode is fun already *Rapping continues* Oh. OH.

@HelheimMudkip

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't have to do that but he did it for us.

@peg7439

4 жыл бұрын

I had my jaw dropped the entire video when he kept rapping. I thought it was just a funky intro. *I was wrong.*

@EntombedToast70

4 жыл бұрын

@@peg7439 my jaw fell off, I'm still looking for where the f it went

@tjmakes_

4 жыл бұрын

I wanna like this comment SO bad bUT

@hammdogporkington3058

4 жыл бұрын

@@tjmakes_ Thanks, Satan

Fans: "Man I loved how he rapped during the bard vid" JoCat: "Hold my sword and shield"

@bleachbleachBLEACHER

4 жыл бұрын

Don't be ridiculous, JoCat wouldn't let anyone hold his sword and shield.

@oivatank

4 жыл бұрын

The thing about sword and shield is that even though they’re drawn, he can still use the mic :3

@hiddensinix2767

4 жыл бұрын

You don't have to unequip sword and shield to use items

@blasterman1000

4 жыл бұрын

@@oivatank That's because the hilt is a microphone, the pommel being the head.

@JohnDoe-bu9ll

4 жыл бұрын

Lee Doyle this^^^

Can't wait for the next rendition when Jo includes the races from Spelljamer, Fairies, Harengon, etc. etc.

It took me 3 years to figure out these are orderd alphabetically

@Prezy_Preztail

Жыл бұрын

Today I learned

@miniwhiffy3465

Жыл бұрын

I somehow didn’t see that huh

@dlbook6018

5 ай бұрын

After "T" it all goes weird though

Everyone: You can’t make one short video for all of the races JoCat: They said it could not be done They said it was designed for a series They said I could not make it smaller and more accurate T H E Y W E R E W R O N G

@CBRN-115

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, a man of tactical culture I see

@itspersonal7469

4 жыл бұрын

You can stop worrying about races now.

@Taolan8472

4 жыл бұрын

Tactical genius.

@DrakeKnight99

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to a Crap Rap about DND Races

@ravenwitch5569

4 жыл бұрын

You can stop worrying about grenades now

Me: what I want for Christmas is a crap guide to all the- Jocat: *"YOU'RE WELCOME"*

Don’t be too hard on yourself, Jo, most of these descriptions are still correct (I choose to believe dragonborn are the product of dragons and horny bards)

@comradecrusade7417

Жыл бұрын

Those are half dragons not dragonborn

@miniwhiffy3465

Жыл бұрын

@@comradecrusade7417 close enough

Guy: How are we going to make D&D characters that are more interesting!? Other Guy: How about we follow all the stereotypes from this song...but do them the opposite, like a super unlucky halfling, or a kind yuan-ti pureblood, or a warforged that can somehow feel emotions? Everyone: ".....WRITE THAT DOWN!!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!"

Confirmed Jocat is a dragonborn, because he just spit straight fire

@RenegadeRukus

4 жыл бұрын

A dragonborn bard, a dragonbard!

@WiskiBlueHeeler

4 жыл бұрын

If he were a dragonborn he would know they don't have tails.

@FarrTheFox

4 жыл бұрын

@@WiskiBlueHeeler do you see a tail on his character?

@MrRukrio1

4 жыл бұрын

@@WiskiBlueHeeler okay but that is a bit dumb and folks always ignore that.

@ymmijx6061

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrRukrio1 that's because people want to play half dragons and dragonborn is the closest that was deemed acceptable.

"Races hardly ever matter" *Laughs in Variant Human*

@captainpolar2343

Жыл бұрын

what the hell are you gonna do with 4-8 attacks per turn and 8 asi / feats

The ending was so organic as if he's dropped not a mic but a goddamn skyscraper

He did it, he cured racism by showing that everyone can be just as OP but in different ways

@xanderroberson2029

4 жыл бұрын

And yet he forgot the grung..

@MagickGOATee

4 жыл бұрын

@@xanderroberson2029 grung is a frog from a tropic climate, poison tribe mind can't be decided, worship an ancient toad (get a load) of long ago, got some sick darts they like to blow

@theanimallover92

4 жыл бұрын

I certainly admire how much love, effort and style that he put into literally shoving ALL the races into one ANIMATED vid the complete madlad

@Snowmon89

4 жыл бұрын

Except for humans. They're lame.

@BayOfWulf

4 жыл бұрын

except humans why be a human when you can be anything else _cough sorry Middle school teacher whos pretty cool cough_

So I took a look at Aasimar yesterday and learned that Dark Aasimar isn't even the most edgy option for them. There's a subrace called Aasimar Scourge who are so overflowing with light they burn themselves alive. Whenever you activate your angel powers you deal half your level in radiant damage to yourself and everyone around you *every single turn*. The flavor text literally says that light pours out of your eyes and mouth. It's metal as fuck.

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

3 жыл бұрын

"I tried to be bright, but it scorched my soul..." "I'm gonna go brood dramatically now."

@pixel_quark

3 жыл бұрын

The way I interpret it it's kinda light a beam of light comes down from the heavens and you basically become the embodiment of the power a mortal can take on from whatever god or celestial made you an aasimar

@monmusumaster

3 жыл бұрын

Well I know what my next Paladin is going to be.

@pixel_quark

3 жыл бұрын

@@monmusumaster I have a scoruge aasimar bard paladin of Selune, I use this exact concept I mentioned to have it be a beam of moonlight from the sky

@roxasthegreek

3 жыл бұрын

@@pixel_quark... If it's a bard, then do you use it as a spotlight?

I listen to this and Spooky Slice at least once a week. I'm sorry you're going Jo. I hope you find peace and happiness, no matter where you find yourself.

I miss you man, you truly are the best of them all.

I'll never forgive him for using James as the 'boring human' name.

@Khajiidaro

3 жыл бұрын

Steve is a far more boring name, and also what I may name a Paladin because nothing strikes fear into the enemy like hearing the name Steve the Paladin.

@gillbray2889

3 жыл бұрын

@@Khajiidaro Steve is the name of a ducking legend. I an going to go tell the Minecraft character, the tech man.

@JaelinBezel

3 жыл бұрын

@@Khajiidaro Jim the Knight, killed by bees.

@ms.centurion9708

3 жыл бұрын

@@Khajiidaro Bob Sincerely, Ms. Centurion

@gillbray2889

3 жыл бұрын

@Jessica Stein Yeah, lmao. He's a nopic.

You know, he could just made it into a whole "dnd races" series to milk those views. He didn't. Instead he put all of them in one video that is also kickass song. JoCat,the absolute madlad, love You forever

@Jian13

4 жыл бұрын

JoCat enjoys his sanity. One of these videos can take a long time to just to write. Then he has to make art, audio, editing, and probably other things.

@zacharygadzinski3147

4 жыл бұрын

Just wait until they release more races. He also forgot the Ebberon variant of the orc. Not a D&D player but I find it odd. I guess part 2, when they release more races, will include them.

@Mitochondrialex

4 жыл бұрын

I would still enjoy a series of a crap guide to dnd races

@fernandotrevinocastro1018

4 жыл бұрын

Still kinda want every video

@mostlyjoe

4 жыл бұрын

Now....do backgrounds.

I’m completely new to DnD and my friend who plays sent this to me. I was NOT expecting a rap video 😂😂 amazing

is no one going to talk about how cute he draws goblins and kobolds?

JoCat, it was called a CRAP guide to D&D, not a RAP guide to D&D.

@mousermind

3 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes.

@punkymonkey7507

2 жыл бұрын

:)

@stuffysword420

2 жыл бұрын

Also, wasn't called AMAZING guides to DnD

@terra6713

2 жыл бұрын

You can't spell Crap without Rap

@soulsurvivor2706

2 жыл бұрын

classic typo

"Oooh, a short song, I always love those!" *intro ends* "Wait... it's still going?" *realization sets in* _"holy shit, the madman actually did it"_

@shadowpixie01

4 жыл бұрын

The madlad's done it!

@taintedmyth0s636

4 жыл бұрын

That was exactly the thought process I went through too XD

Unironic banger. The chorus pops in my head out of nowhere sometimes, so I'm just working, carrying planks and hitting nails and just suddenly start singing about fantasy races lol

This is the single greatest video on youtube, holy god how is it accurate and mostly rhymes

The line about half-elf backstories made me want to play a half-elf who'd be all overdramatic about like "I'm a child of two worlds... My mother was a brewer, and my father... was a baker."

@austinsadler1403

4 жыл бұрын

The half-elf finally bridges the gap by helping them realize they both depend on yeast.

@Someone-sq8im

4 жыл бұрын

“My mom is a human and my dad is an elf”

@tuesdaynext7370

4 жыл бұрын

@@Someone-sq8im I mean yes, that's part of it, but a lot of people tend to overlap the race discrepancy with one in social status (ie "my mother was a queen, my father was a farmer" in this video; Pathfinder's iconic magus, who was the child of a human noblewoman and an eleven bandit; or Critical Role's Vax and Vex, who came from "a chance encounter between elven royalty and human peasantry"), hence my desire to have a character whose parents, while having different occupations, occupy the same social stratum.

@depressedflower3326

4 жыл бұрын

So me and my group are starting a new campaing soon We will be making character concepts for each other And i want to thank you for this idea

@thebolas000

4 жыл бұрын

That's the yeast of their problems.

“What’s your music tastes like?” “It’s...complicated”

@KalilIllinois

4 жыл бұрын

My music tastes like Doritos & Wine

@CloudAYB

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, so you are into "classic" music.

@danielsantos-wh2op

4 жыл бұрын

Kalil Illinois hahaha unbelievable!!! I’m eating Doritos and wine right now!

@why_not_though6250

3 жыл бұрын

@@nielsdejong F*king stop

@catmaster1802

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yeaaa . . . The best way to really describe my music taste is complicated

Yooooo, I did not expect a rap to the melody of bo burnhams "rant", that is seriously impressive!

Man… your videos are something else ! So happy I stumble upon your work, made my day

As someone who almost exclusively plays humans, I feel called out.

@thedrunkendragon7151

4 жыл бұрын

You will be wacked with the shame stick

@alexscholz3438

4 жыл бұрын

Skyrim belongs to the Nords! I wish you well, fellow human player!

@Embara

4 жыл бұрын

Humans, Half-elves, Kalashtar… pretty much every race I play is just human-in-disguise too

@SnarkyRogue

4 жыл бұрын

Let me guess, variant human fighter that exists purely for combat?

@thedrunkendragon7151

4 жыл бұрын

And another shall be wacked with the shame stick as I shout "SHAAMMEEE" over and over

Let’s be honest, this song should be available for more than just KZread.

@dragonwithsword841

4 жыл бұрын

agreed

@raddreokami6892

4 жыл бұрын

@@dragonwithsword841 Agreed.

@reddbread4938

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@SentiNel090

4 жыл бұрын

Spotify release when?

@JoCat

4 жыл бұрын

I'll link a download once I'm back from pax

Aaah, bingewatching JoCat - who's with me?

A stupid character idea I had was a Dragonborn war forged. Dad was a human, mom was a dragon complications made it so they couldn’t have kids so they infused me with magic

@zeehero7280

Жыл бұрын

In a superhero setting once I made a natural born cyborg.. her mom was a human and dad was a synthetic (android) how does that work? NANOMACHINES SON

@Aaa-vp6ug

Жыл бұрын

@@zeehero7280 didya name ‘em Raiden?

1:12 In my head: Why does that elf have a 420 shirt? Ooooh, HIGH elves Nice one

@NathanTAK

4 жыл бұрын

I ASSUMED THEY WERE WOOD ELVES!

@TheRealCeeJai

4 жыл бұрын

This is one of the reason's that, although I was late to find this series, I was immediately drawn to JoCat's videos. He hides so much in them, you have to freeze frame all the time to get it all. I think wizard was the third one I saw (which was awesome cause I already knew about Zee for quite some time) and I quickly saw the pro/con list as just being a bunch of hilarious - but true - descriptions of wizards hidden in a frame so quick that if you didn't pause it you couldn't possibly take it all in. Forget easter eggs, JoCat makes Russian nesting easter eggs.

Things I love: - Jocat - This Song - Jocat spitting fire - Paladin x Bard... & sword and shield. That's all. Perfection.

@defensivekobra3873

4 жыл бұрын

What about rick gastly and gum? Also petition for an side series where the bard and palladin go on adventures, sorta accedentally saving the world with their high cha as they go on an honeymoon

@steelbone5322

4 жыл бұрын

Aoki Shard OMG how could I ever forget about Sword and Shield!?!

@defensivekobra3873

4 жыл бұрын

@@steelbone5322 what about shield then? What about our glorious grassy boi? What about dagger, the fallen? Are you telling me you have yet to watch the nuzlocke?

@Tsuruchi_420

4 жыл бұрын

This series is so good that characters made to summarize classes have ships...

@steelbone5322

4 жыл бұрын

defenseive kobra guess I’ll go watch nuzlocke now xD

Seen your videos before, and used them to help me be a DM for the first time. So far my first campaign has gone well. I've given you my sub finally for how awesome your content is. Thank you.

We're off to the races in this one🔥

Me: Nah, I'm not really into rap JoCat: Posts this video Me: Never in my life I needed something so much and never known until I received it

@projektdotnet

4 жыл бұрын

If you enjoyed this, Mann Shorts - D&D Rap Edition might be something you'd also enjoy. kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJ2csNqrYLeuaco.html

@samziegelman1835

4 жыл бұрын

Also nice tfs reference

@PhantomVirus

4 жыл бұрын

Sam Ziegelman Or should I say, King Vegata... (King king king king king...)

Paladin to Bard: You could've just asked Bard: Blushes Me: Why does this hit home?

@TheGuardDuck

4 жыл бұрын

Cuz you're into lesbian p---?

@Vespuchian

4 жыл бұрын

Who knew Paladins had a counter-charm? I bet she also does a mean breakfast.

@torquevonthorne948

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeeees mah favourite D&D yuri couple has returned! More adorable than ever!

@LordDragox412

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vespuchian She can break you fast when she's mean, dunno if that counts as a "mean breakfast"...

@johnlemon8280

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGuardDuck okay buddy calm down. It's just a drawing

Best video on KZread. ….. love you JoCat

Ok. I knew this was a flex. I was not prepared for HOW MUCH of a flex this was. Also cracked up by Jocrap declaring himself a simic hybrid.

Fan: "hey do races, you can extend the series by like... alot!" Jo: "Yeah that's a great idea but sounds like a lot of work, how about just one vid?" Fan: "You can't do that, and even if you did it'd be so rushed nobody would like it." Jo: "Oh, is that what you think?"

@charliedulol

4 жыл бұрын

Jo: is that challenge?

@Carstuff111

4 жыл бұрын

Jo: "Hold my sword and shield...."

Nobody: Me at 3 am listening to this for the 317th time: *THE RACES ARE* almost *IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!*

@Zamnwhoasked

4 жыл бұрын

This is false

@goldlink567

4 жыл бұрын

Most are, but the last quarter of the song they're not.

@Zamnwhoasked

4 жыл бұрын

Goldlink567 true

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

4 жыл бұрын

Not _quite._

@Nightshade923

4 жыл бұрын

There are a few exceptions, like human and hobgoblin

I play a half elf bard, and yes my back stories come from stupid places All worth it to have extra skills and points

I've always wanted to make a nerdy minotaur just to defy the stereotype. He'd be an artificer who loves to tinker but has trouble with his huge fingers and is easily distracted by a random gizmo because he wants to learn everything about it. He will spend ages examining booby traps in dungeons and yapping about it. He wears a jeweler's monocle for precision work and never goes anywhere without his toolbox. I named him Edward.

@Cloud_Seeker

Жыл бұрын

Meh. Its kind of an outplayed trope by itself. It is just a different version of the smart wizard orc.

@noogidoo2217

Жыл бұрын

@@Cloud_Seeker let the man play his character, if they enjoy it then it doesnt really matter if its tropey

@roguebarbarian9133

6 ай бұрын

While I’m blanking on his name, you’re basically describing the centaur from Artemis Fowl.

"muscles are in" Me, a weird half-orcish wizard with -2 strength: Well, yes, but actually no.

@chaosmancer13

4 жыл бұрын

They obviously mean -2 str modifier. 'why didn't they say that?', because it's quite common to just say 'I have +3 int' rather than 'I have 16/17 int'.

@papertroll1876

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah come on man, I have a strength of -4 and I’m fine... usually

@qualandrew201494

4 жыл бұрын

@@papertroll1876 i have a -3 in charisma on my artificer. and i wanted to multiclass into sorcerer... rip

@defensivekobra3873

4 жыл бұрын

At least higher than an elf with stat array

@alexgarnica4212

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I meant -2 strength modifier, but as crappily as I roll for athletics checks, it may as well be -2 actual strength. It's... wild.

>Pick Simic hybrid >Have animal enhancements be nimble climber and grappling appendages >Reskin to look like robot appendages >Play an artificer >Become Doc Ock

@roguepsykerhaaker4813

3 жыл бұрын

Ooh, that's fun

@vixshire3672

3 жыл бұрын

Oh ok but what if you 1:Play artificer 2:profit 3:their is no more your just doc oc

@overheat97

3 жыл бұрын

You are my hero

@TheEditedOne

3 жыл бұрын

Well, your friends'd call you "Liv." Your *enemies* call you Doc Oc.

@johnstarinieri7360

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, I love this

I tried to make a character from the extended races (IE: Fairy) and boy oh boy... is it weird to try and build a tiny character that can't hold 2-Handed weapons, can't wear anything heavier than leather, and has a racial ability that lets you float. Gosh, floating is weird. Nevermind having a grid you have to move around, when you start having to worry about height it gets even worse.

*Video starts* Oh cool another rhyming intro. I love when these happen. *Video continues* I asked for too much and I'm welcome.

This was a Christmas Present that no one asked for, but everyone wanted.

@chaserpurple5195

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean no one asked for it?

@KhaosDCrab

4 жыл бұрын

I like that there is 1.2k likes and now only 2 comments

@dirtydeeds4free553

4 жыл бұрын

No u

@Baklavah1

4 жыл бұрын

I fuckin love this song! It's so catchy.

Everybody else: Wow, I can't believe he rapped about every dnd race! Me crying and holding my grung plush: *yeah, all of them*

@malficuimkj6669

3 жыл бұрын

Frog bro right?

@user-jp5zo8sh8m

3 жыл бұрын

@@malficuimkj6669 yup. Little murder frogs

@bimbustheenforcer

3 жыл бұрын

This Shit hurt man it hurt

@tigert2092

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-jp5zo8sh8m to be fair they're a race of bigoted slavetakers that die without water, hardly the top of anyone's 'to play' list

@ttyrif820

3 жыл бұрын

@@tigert2092 and how many people have you seen playing warforged??

I live for the dynamics between the Bard and the Paladin

Humans may seem boring but in a world of exotic creatures, humans being one of the few races that actively are adventurous and willing to leave a lasting legacy on the world alone is enough to be more interesting.

@cattysplat

10 ай бұрын

Human is the closest you can get to a blank slate. For better or worse.

@steeledminer616

10 ай бұрын

@@cattysplat That too. Sure they don't have anything super special about them, but they aren't specialized in anything either! Which is insanely unique in a DnD world.

Crush: So what's your favorite music genre? Me: *Sweats profusely* Rap?

@loganricard8713

4 жыл бұрын

If she don't understand then she isn't the one

This man has more legendary actions than a tarrasque

@deamon6681

4 жыл бұрын

Has only 3, like most. Better try Tiamat.

@josephrunyon5955

4 жыл бұрын

@@deamon6681 thank you for the correction

Im tempted to make a warforged clerk just to use a warhammer 40k adeptus mechanicus tech priest as my character mini

@octopassi2528

Жыл бұрын

Do it

@Prezy_Preztail

Жыл бұрын

Do it

@Dar2Jee

Жыл бұрын

yeah 40k minis are great for encounters since considering you enter the hobby once you will have plenty of stuff as proxys for your monsters ^^

Love these guides! Thanks for all your work to create them!

0:22 Aarakocra 0:29 Aasimar 0:36 Bugbear 0:43 Centaur 0:50 Changeling 0:57 Dragonborn 1:04 Dwarf 1:11 Elf 1:18 Firbolg 1:25 Genasi 1:33 Githyanki & Githzerai 1:39 Gnome 1:46 Goblin 1:55 Goliath 2:00 Half-elves 2:06 Half-Orc 2:15 Halfling 2:21 Human 2:55 Hobgoblin 3:02 Kenku 3:09 Kobold 3:16 Lizardfolk 3:23 Loxodon 3:30 Locathan 3:37 Minotaur 3:44 Orc 3:51 Tabaxi 3:58 Tiefling 4:05 Tortle 4:12 Triton 4:19 Verdin 4:25 Yuan-Ti 4:32 Kalashtar 4:40 Shifter 4:46 Simic Hybrid 4:54 Warforged 5:01 Vedalken

@pppp-bo9hf

3 жыл бұрын

thank you !

@MarioPerez-ng9it

3 жыл бұрын

Nevermind it's been updated.

@doomer17o

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you...

@SStarry_Days

3 жыл бұрын

Ah the Pokémon rap is getting wordy.

@Pepagg8

3 жыл бұрын

youre a madman

JoCat, your inner bard is showing with those fire lyrics

@DeathmaskDuplicant

4 жыл бұрын

It's fine, Valor Bard can use Sword and Shield.

@Qmodi

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeathmaskDuplicant i would call that a skald but sure DnD is weird

@ICHGArmy

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeathmaskDuplicant he bangs them together to make his music to cast spells.

@boazrussell7932

4 жыл бұрын

A bard can use a sword and shield right?

@Stormwind083

4 жыл бұрын

@@Qmodi that's literally what skalds are in 5e

That harmony chorus is fucking amazing it tickles my brain just right

Dis guy is a dragonborn, cause he straight spitting fire.

So, my first D&D character is a Human rogue that's trying to convince everyone that she's a Halfling.

@kristelholveck8534

4 жыл бұрын

Mine was a Goliath Rogue,

@timurtheterrible4062

4 жыл бұрын

@@kristelholveck8534 so good at rogueing that you can hide your thiccness

@koatam

4 жыл бұрын

Mine was a paladin that exorcised ghosts through badly played music on kitchen implements.

@jamesmorin9966

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds amazing

@Kai-og9pk

4 жыл бұрын

Dude that sounds amazing.

You forgot the best race “sentient sword and shield”

@MixMasterJ1221

4 жыл бұрын

Does that include Snom?

@MCtormenton

4 жыл бұрын

No, he definitely mentioned half-elf

@Clawdragoons

4 жыл бұрын

DnD is supposed to be cooperative. You can't just pick something that will outshine your friends like that. Even powergamers have limits.

@Vegas242

4 жыл бұрын

@@Clawdragoons New two person campaign idea, one player is a sentient sword and the other player is a sentient shield.

@snekkoheckko4466

4 жыл бұрын

my DM always bans that one

the bo burnham rant sample brings it all together

It must have taken forever to think of these lyrics! Nice job!

is nobody going to talk about this exchange: vedalken: there there no need to be sad warforged: i cannot feel sad that's the problem

@hazama0634

4 жыл бұрын

help i'm stuck in whatever google service this is what about the paladin saying to the tiefling "you could have just asked"

@roguepsykerhaaker4813

3 жыл бұрын

@@hazama0634 it did make the portion of my brain dedicated to shipping (OK let's be real majority of my brain) do a quadroupel summersault in joy

@dopple22cec58

3 жыл бұрын

I would like this but 420 likes I'll be back

@getmeoutoftheyoutubeservers

3 жыл бұрын

@@daybreak9641 bruh

@user-vm9xz4kv9z

3 жыл бұрын

Warforged canonically can feel sad/happy/angry just like humans They're not actually robots, they're more like golems powered with magical life juice.

Everyone: humans are overused and boring Me the literal only human in the entire party or a 5 mile radius: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*

@IrvingIV

3 жыл бұрын

Playing Obi-Wan is an exception.

@diskdem0n

3 жыл бұрын

sorry

@diskdem0n

3 жыл бұрын

@@IrvingIV yes

@mildlyinconvenient7903

3 жыл бұрын

I used to only play human, before I found out Warforged was a thing. The Destiny player in me screamed yes, so now I sprinkle in Warforged characters

@diskdem0n

3 жыл бұрын

@@mildlyinconvenient7903 I never heard of those kind of characters actually, do they have like mechs or something (my guess is no cause it's dnd)

My god, this was amazing. I have to check this everytime before making a new character or campaign 🥺❤

The amount of songs in this series is so many. it’s amazing

Lizardfolk are so fun to play. "hey, do you need a hand in there?" "no, I'm not hungry"

@daggeronastick3213

4 жыл бұрын

That is the best summary of lizardfolk i have heard in a while.

@jessenielsen7218

4 жыл бұрын

Yup being completely literal is fun

@portalenthusiast823

4 жыл бұрын

The definition of cursed comments

@lordfelidae4505

4 жыл бұрын

Lizardfolk are fun

@wolfskinchanger

4 жыл бұрын

Alternately: "You want a fist in the mouth?" "You are very generous to offer."

Jocat: "Humans are boring." Me: *Looks at the real world.*

@OhNoTheFace

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly, so why play one in a fantasy :P

@conradshtock3039

4 жыл бұрын

@@OhNoTheFace why do you make the assumption that race = character?

@OhNoTheFace

4 жыл бұрын

@@conradshtock3039 Because people who pick human in D&D probably default to fighter lol

@conradshtock3039

4 жыл бұрын

@@OhNoTheFace and? just because someone's a fighter doesn't mean you can't make an interesting character (I did all that when I started D&D, so I admit to bias)

@iliketurtles2531

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone says humans are boring then goes to play that same exact legolas elf and meek tiefling. People are the real boring one here lol.

Never ever get tired of watching the Crap Guild Series. Love them!

Absolute banger x an actual good guide. Magnificient.

The man literally turned what should have been a 30min video into a 5min video by rapping Fucking legend

D&D 5E: *Has a million races* JoCat: "Imma end this man's whole career."

@trolleymouse

4 жыл бұрын

Good thing he didn't try to do 3.5 ...

@artaratoryx4077

4 жыл бұрын

But 5e doesn’t even have that many races

@JS-eq9mj

4 жыл бұрын

Left out Grung 🐸

@JS-eq9mj

4 жыл бұрын

For good reason though they're real easy to game break with

A friend of mine showed me JoCat as were planning our own dnd session and once I noticed how fire that rap was you better believe that I cranked it up and started singing along

That short "tho i am bi" bit sent me

Absolutely no one: JoCat: muscles.

@skittlesilly

4 жыл бұрын

Explain how this is supposed to be funny

@jab9109

4 жыл бұрын

@@skittlesilly Not funny, just hot

@et1033

4 жыл бұрын

More like JoCat: Ora

@emred4653

4 жыл бұрын

Hes man of culture

@felipea.2228

4 жыл бұрын

Im in the same wagon

When he said "Locatha is a fish, straight up just a fish, litterally a fish", I felt that

@michaelbootes4822

4 жыл бұрын

I really want to play a Locathah but that 4 hours out of water and you suffocate really hampers them for most campaigns

@phoenixofthechorus

4 жыл бұрын

They're basically only good for aquatic or oceanbound campaigns, which most people sensibly don't do because the 300-pound wall of muscle and steel that is your Fighter can't swim, and neither can the Dwarf whose only experience with water is shallow underground lakes.

@michaelbootes4822

4 жыл бұрын

Orion Hinchy if you have a merciful DM I guess an artificer could work if he allows a custom infusion of an item of air breathing

@phoenixofthechorus

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelbootes4822 Well of course, but it's still a crutch that's vulnerable to rust beasts.

@Samagachi

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelbootes4822 You could play as a druid so you can cast create or destroy water to give yourself a body of water to submerge in.

This is the greatest video I have ever watched and no one can convince me otherwise.

I constantly come back to this just to jam out to the song XD