A Completely Accurate Summary of Call of Duty: Black Ops
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Did you catch all of the music references in the video? :D
@vin_sirr8838
3 жыл бұрын
I’m hyped this channel deserves a lot more subs tbh
@Chuked
3 жыл бұрын
I was like oh here we go and then oooh 10 hours
@Beardieee
3 жыл бұрын
Music? I don't understand
@lilchunky4207
3 жыл бұрын
The numbers what do they mean?
@joeykobziewicz5161
3 жыл бұрын
Dude the "cuts and bruises and scrapes" line was actually a god teir reference.
This is the first time I’ve ever heard anyone complain about the cutscenes. They’re my favorite part of the game. ig my eyes just don’t mind the flashing
@fiefdomofumbria6590
3 жыл бұрын
they arent super bad if you dont have the brightness turned up, and they are legitimately one of the greatest things about black ops 1 as its shows the conspiracy theory aspect of the game
@KupNoodles_
2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@dolphinerofachero3159
2 жыл бұрын
He’s just too old for his brain to handle fov and bideogames lol
@paudan1284
2 жыл бұрын
@-_- he means if the brightness is where its intended to be
@paudan1284
2 жыл бұрын
@@dolphinerofachero3159 fov sliders are a requirement for all games imo. i don't get motion sick but i fuckin hate having it locked at 70 cause i cant see shit in multiplayer
Even after playing through the campaign multiple times through like 8 years I guess I never noticed the guard being shoved out of the Tower
@Williaso
3 жыл бұрын
It's on screen for about 2 seconds and nobody mentions it, so it's very very easy to miss.
@thedayzgod
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@jacobrobinson787
3 жыл бұрын
Weee
@usagifang
3 жыл бұрын
Also same
@Cobblestone8_alt_account
3 жыл бұрын
@@Williaso well that explains it
The 'actual' most remembered line at least for me was "Where?" "Cuba" *puts on sunglasses* *black ops 1 theme*
2:44 that is actually realistic, most underbarrel grenade launcher grenades have a detonation timer before they detonate on impact, otherwise it act as a very heavy slug or a massive hunk of metal slapping someone at high velocity
@pyro_teamfartress2
6 ай бұрын
Nah, they explode only on contact but needs to have went some distance
Can't wait until the story of Black Ops II rolls next....
@Williaso
3 жыл бұрын
It'll be a bit. Got a lot of other games on the list before then, and I don't own it yet
@penguinsrockrgr8yt216
3 жыл бұрын
@@Williaso You don’t own the best cod!?
@Williaso
3 жыл бұрын
@@penguinsrockrgr8yt216 Have you looked at the price of old Call of Duty games on Steam?
@penguinsrockrgr8yt216
3 жыл бұрын
@@Williaso **Laughs in used copy**
@Williaso
3 жыл бұрын
@@penguinsrockrgr8yt216 Used copy on PC?
Him complaining about the flashing was more annoying then the flashing
@dumbdead8835
3 жыл бұрын
But still a good video lol
@dumbdead8835
3 жыл бұрын
*Than
@hhshsksks9593
2 жыл бұрын
He can literally just turn down the brightness
@jimmyj3173
2 жыл бұрын
Than*
@leonaustin123
2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyj3173 I'm gonna watch the whole video than kms. Because I'd rather die then be corrected by grammar nazis. 🙃
I love the one part where Reznov says something along the lines of "They may have a different flag but their methods are the same"
@fascistlobster
2 жыл бұрын
The flags may be different but the methods are the same. They will use you, as they used me...
@user-bv7zo6vd4m
2 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite quote, it can be applied to every historical conflict
Saw some dude on the BF4 have a moment realizing that Pac was nicked named to “Wakka Wakka” cuz that’s the noise Pac-Man makes. Had the same epiphany with why woods was renamed to hundred acre~
@SuperGman117
3 жыл бұрын
why?
@MasterJunior93
3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperGman117 hundred acre woods.
@yoshidollface
3 жыл бұрын
OHMYGODS
The thing about the guy “absorbing” the grenade at about 2:45 is actually somewhat accurate in that those grenades are made to not explode until they’ve flown a certain distance.
@AaronturnerPSN
2 жыл бұрын
It'd still leave a giant hole
@pussymagnet9474
2 жыл бұрын
@@AaronturnerPSN a pistol bullet would’ve too
@AaronturnerPSN
2 жыл бұрын
@@pussymagnet9474 depending on caliber, but the grenade launcher would leave a bigger hole
@Jacobzab
2 жыл бұрын
@@AaronturnerPSN actually it wouldn’t. There are videos of soldiers shooting each other with them. It doesn’t even break their ribs, just knocks the wind out of them and leaves a nasty bruise. You can find them on youtube
@AaronturnerPSN
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jacobzab I've heard of a story where a guy was trying to clear a Mark 19 machine grenade launcher, he didn't clear it right and I forgot if it took off his head or left a hole in his chest, either way, he was no longer living
Completely Accurate Summary of Dying light would be so epic in my opinion
@Beardieee
3 жыл бұрын
🙌🏼
@PurpleSeaUrchen
3 жыл бұрын
AKA the most confusing game ive played in recent years
Marines, hold your position, let’s fucking go
@PostRequisite
3 жыл бұрын
i can hear it. all over again. thank you.
4:07 if only that prisoner was 2 or so seconds quicker, could have saved all those prisoner dudes
@TheUncivilizedNation
2 жыл бұрын
Unless you think 30 people can hide behind that one mine cart they would’ve died anyway
@MrNoahlindsay
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheUncivilizedNation they wouldnt have all been gunned down immediately. not as much of a waste of men
The most offensive part of this is calling Resnov “The Walrus”
@Williaso
2 жыл бұрын
Goo goo gjoob
0:24 Me, who remembers half of the entire campaign's dialogue by heart and references it on a regular basis: Am I a joke to you?
@Williaso
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@rigb0013
2 жыл бұрын
same with me
@ZoeSimza
2 жыл бұрын
@@Williaso THAT'S THE PROBLEM YOU DON'T TAKE US MEMORY SAVANTS SERIOUSLY!
This game is an absolute gem. Thank god u played it on ur channel.
@cottonballs185
2 жыл бұрын
If by gem, you mean a jarring, anachronistic, characteristically inferior Treyarch title with ugly graphics and poor sound design
@collincaperton6718
2 жыл бұрын
@@cottonballs185 no
@fleecy9706
2 жыл бұрын
@@cottonballs185 quite a hot take there fella, I mean, this is considered by many the greatest cod game of all time for a reason
@cottonballs185
2 жыл бұрын
@@fleecy9706 Not really a hot take since this game was released over 10 years ago. Only good thing about Lag Ops was emblems editing, Wager Match, Ascension, and the return of golden weapon models. Treyarch will always be inferior to Infinity Ward
@hhshsksks9593
2 жыл бұрын
@@cottonballs185 this game was released in 2010
7:35 I remember playing this for the first time and just quitting after an hour of not figuring out what to do here. Spent a week going back and not accomplishing anything before finally figuring it out. I was pissed, yes.
@Williaso
3 жыл бұрын
Glad it wasn't just me!
I never expected the plot twist with what happened to Reznov. It was (and still is) my favourite plot twist in gaming history.
@captainajlc
Жыл бұрын
I played the campaign when I was young and I understood most of it but I never connected the dots
I've been playing this for 10 years. Watching you play this was painful but amusing
I loved this game so much. The story/ the multiplayer, everything. I honestly played the campaign WAY too many times
Im a completely accurate Onion Mason, you should know this
@internetexplorer3317
2 жыл бұрын
"WTF is this bs? My hundred acre would never say that" -original hundred acre woods.
cant wait for A Completely Accurate Summary of Call of Duty: Black Ops II
@criminaltimesinfinity3418
3 жыл бұрын
the second best black ops of all time?
@Freelancer837
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I recently rebought BO1 and 2 on Steam and OH MY GOD, I can't believe how many spots there are throughout that whole game where you're NOT PLAYING THE GAME, lol
@criminaltimesinfinity3418
3 жыл бұрын
@@Freelancer837 but like in bo2 you still had fun
@Freelancer837
3 жыл бұрын
@@criminaltimesinfinity3418 Of course, it's not bad, just annoying for repeat playthroughs
I know it'll be a while, but I look forward to when you do Black Ops 3. I'd like to see you try to make sense of that game.
@Hass2518
3 жыл бұрын
The entire script will be "AHHHHHHH..."
Ah yes the unlimited CLIP of the machine gun
@cottonballs185
2 жыл бұрын
And the six BULLETS for the thunder gun
In summary: "I hacked the FOV at the start of the game and then repeatedly complained about my HUD breaking and other weird shit".
@Tyloudmouse
2 жыл бұрын
Well, that's Williaso and Pals in a nutshell
@Janepringles
2 жыл бұрын
That's what he gets for messing with the game in the first place
The seizure warning.. that’s why I respect you a bit more than most.
I knew there was gonna be an I Am The Walrus reference as soon as you started to call Hudson “The Eggman”
I can’t wait for this video man, you never disappoint
I don't know how I discovered your channel, but man, you are easily my favorite youtuber right now. Keep up the great work!
I found your channel 3 days ago and I've watched all of the campaign videos and there so good, please make more x
Completely accurate summary of Darkwood. It’s a polish horror game on steam if anyone wants to know. It’s very good, exceeded my expectations.
This game looks like a fever dream. Also I caught the walrus one
Been binge watching your content since I found you man, it's awesome stuff. You're gonna be at 100k in no time
The set up for the egg man walrus joke. Jesus Christ. Good job dude
@Williaso
3 жыл бұрын
I was really proud of that joke. Wanted to make a joke that someone with a keen eye could spot before it's revealed, but also come as a revelation to most everyone else (just like the Black Ops plot twist). It fit perfectly
@Budderslapperrr
3 жыл бұрын
it was perfect
I feel like if you did the uncharted games it would be hilarious
Can’t wait for the Black Ops series
16:05 I love how well you set that joke up throughout the video, I didn't even notice Lol
@Williaso
2 жыл бұрын
It's one of my favorite jokes I've ever done. It just works so well with Black Ops too, since it's right at their own ridiculous plot reveal
@benmontey3438
2 жыл бұрын
@@Williaso Lol true. I take it you know the meaning behind the song? I've been trying to figure it out for a while now
@Williaso
2 жыл бұрын
@@benmontey3438 I'm not sure that the Beatles even know the meaning of the song
@georgeshulga
7 ай бұрын
@@benmontey3438the Walrus was Paul 😂
All these flash complaints had me thinking he was playing the multiplayer lol
Very well made summary! Best Cod game of all time!
I absolutely love this game, blew me away back then and still my favorite today. With this in mind, This video is perfect.
Seeing BO1 at that FOV is Very Painful,
"We got a little lost about what we're supposed to do" About American soldiers in Vietnam.
Ive concluded from this video that Williaso might be a squirrel; need to have an excessive FOV range and startled by flashing lights
I love your videos 👍good stuff
My question is how. HOW do you manage to BREAK THE GAME at the start? I've played through black ops so many times and never ran into a bug. I pity your luck.
@Williaso
3 жыл бұрын
I break every game I touch
@usagifang
3 жыл бұрын
@@Williaso RIP
@johnrodrigues2018
2 жыл бұрын
@@Williaso they should hire you as a QA lol
@calebbarnhouse496
10 ай бұрын
I would imagine that it would be the part where he manually went in and started changing game files is what caused his many issues
The Kumon learning centre reference just teleported me to my childhood
that rise of the tomb raider one after the cut to white got me good, i loved it and now i wanna watch that video. GG sir, GG.
I just wanted to skip playing it to move onto to II, I wasn't prepared to laugh this hard. You sir, earned a sub.
5:01 *Legend has it that Owl Man is out there..... doing Owl things*
:breaks the game :complains about the game being broken
Love the falls advertisement thumbnail keep it up :D
7:54 love the Maiden and Zepplin reference
I love these reviews
You made laugh I will sub now
HOLY SHIT BRO 10K+ SUBS, YOURE GROWING FAST
@Beardieee
3 жыл бұрын
:D
10:43 what a beautiful cover of the Flash Gordon theme song
@Williaso
2 жыл бұрын
You're the first person to notice that reference
I love it when they're at the table and the guy yells bac bac bac
plays halo 2 on legendary with friends, cant play call of duty on hardened
@coolbro5535
3 жыл бұрын
Woah a like from the man himself
I've played the BO1 campaign almost 4 times and I haven't encountered most of these bugs.
@stuffandthings834
2 жыл бұрын
It's because the PC kid is sensitive about his field of vision settings
Willaso reminded me of that one guy complaining about flashbangs in mw2
This is the single greatest beatles reference of all time
I knew I wasn’t the only one with wild glitches on the mission WMD I went to knife an enemy from behind but all of a sudden I saw my hands change to mason and I used the garrote wire from the first mission, definitely weirded me out
Once I played and saw woods standing by a tree and for some reason glitching out and becoming a million triangles
He’s acting like he’s having the flash backs
Take a shot every the flashing starts
10:05 the Thundergun gets restocked at a few points in the mission if you keep it
The fact that you managed a very broken playthrough of Black Ops astounds me.
@Williaso
3 жыл бұрын
I break every game I touch
Cant until there’s a “Completely Accurate Summary of Call of Duty Zombies”
Still my favorite cod to this day
Infinite "clip" Wow, I never knew how infuriating it would be for someone to refer to a magazine/ammo belt as a "clip" until now. I am now irrationally upset.
@Williaso
2 жыл бұрын
Emphasis on 'irrationally'
@Pinupopinion
2 жыл бұрын
@@Williaso nothing I've ever done was considered "rational"
I love this game and watching you shit talk it..... was really fucking funny. Great video man 👍
The cutscenes being so wild makes the most sense given Mason has no idea what's going on. That and it's neat to hear the ECG flatline when you die in the flashbacks *But man it's painful seeing someone not do well in a linear game.*
@Williaso
2 жыл бұрын
How do you think I felt playing? It was such a test of my patience.
He called Reznov a walrus I can't unsee or unhear that so from now on he's the walrus
Now time for the zombies lore
I remember playing this when I was 3 years old and not knowing what the Fuck was going on lol
5:11 I never noticed the sign that just says France in the pentagon.
This video physically hurt me with all the insults to bo1.
@Williaso
2 жыл бұрын
Cuts and bruises and scrapes
Man, Call of Duty plots are weird. It’s like, they try to give a focus to it… but then absolutely none of it makes sense and I feel like I’m going through a fever dream half the time.
@fiefdomofumbria6590
3 жыл бұрын
its as if Call of duty black ops story is being told from the perspective a brainwashed soldier whos being interrogated, attempting to loosely form together what they remember
@codysullivan656
3 жыл бұрын
You say that but this is literally one of the few cods that actually has any Intriguing bits of story that isn't "I'm spec ops soldier guy and save my brother!" And in the moments it is, it's a mission long and continues on the overall story ark, unlike all of modern warfare. But your gonna interpret however your gonna interpret it and that's cool too man lol
The fact that the video location being vietnam is wonderful
Do a BF hardline next
Will: I am the eggman Me: I AM THE WALRUS
In the mission Executive Order, it took me over a god damn hour to get pass that last hallway on veteran difficulty, it took only 4 or 5 shots to the face to kill me and everyone had fucking aimbot
This was one of the best call of dutys
"From an explosion that was nowhere near him" Shrapnel
The part at the end where interview guy randomly puts on sunglasses is super awkward and hillarious
@Williaso
2 жыл бұрын
Cuba 😎
At 7:50 I had only played the campaign once years ago and tried it again earlier this year, i got lost and didnt know what to do and stopped playing, now i know
My second favourite part of this game are all the conspiracy theory references from Operation Mockingbird. My favourite part is the copy of Zork I on the computer behind the chair. (I know it's a dumb terminal and Zork is on the minicomputer it is a terminal of, I didn't want to get technical.) My least favourite part are the shooting sections.
You could do completely accurate Summary of farcry 3 and 4
I wish i got no hud when playing plus i played on veteran one night and completed it around 1am best feeling ever
You absolutely should do a completely accurate summary of the evil within
@Williaso
2 жыл бұрын
It's on the list
I didn’t actually believe you when you said you would refer to mason as “Fuck You” so that first one caught me off guard
Idk the faces of characters In BO1 always seemed a little weird, but I wouldn't call them creepy
8:33 is he really though 11:53 again, is he really there 15:23 is he really REALLY THERE
Hey hear me out.. if your gonna do Black Ops 2.. there's mutiple alternate endings in which to do them is with the choices that the game gives you (like either shooting in the leg or head etc.)
Those are some nice numbers
Cold war honestly messes up the timeline and feels like a soft reboot
@baggedeyes5704
2 жыл бұрын
I think CW is set during 1986 and bo2 is 89 I might be wrong though
@bulletsandmilk1985
2 жыл бұрын
How does it mess up the timeline?
@justarandompersoniguess
2 жыл бұрын
@@baggedeyes5704 no CW is in the early 1980s not the mid 1980s
Ive watched this video alot. And I just now today grasped why woods is referring to as hundred acre 😂😂😂
The discription of the video (Echelon) lol
The game does have a FOV slider. It’s in multiplayer at least, probably not campaign because of the quick time events.
“For you mason, not for me!”