Episode 6: a song of sass and blood! Hope y’all enjoy. Some of my favorite lines of the season in this one. 😂

@vseodbornik

11 ай бұрын

Why are you blinking so much

@JonKonLGL

11 ай бұрын

@@vseodbornikDamien has mentioned before that he has some facial ticks, that’s probably what you’re seeing

@agjul

11 ай бұрын

Great episode Damien!! But also I wanna scream because of the ending. 10/10

@travisgarmon9285

11 ай бұрын

"I got a quick answer.😜" Truly been a hilarious and fun journey so far! Keep it up!

@ZacLJones

11 ай бұрын

You’re crushing it per usual as DM.

The fact that Fernie is simultaneously the smartest and the most cartoonish character this episode 😭😭

@j316divinagraciaiii

11 ай бұрын

The AI has been learning 👀

@chnmasaki

11 ай бұрын

He’s being played by Shayne. Who is projecting his entire Smosh character onto his D&D character. It’s amazing

@pearlygirl88

11 ай бұрын

I think Shayne is both the smartest and most cartoonish person at Smosh so it makes sense.

@kyrisgaming

10 ай бұрын

I don't know fernie's stats but he plays the character as having high intel zero wisdom.

@nickyheart

10 ай бұрын

​@@pearlygirl88I think chanse and anthony give him a run for his money in intelligence

I love how Amanda keeps offering pie, and people keep forgetting she made healing pie…

@IceMetalPunk

11 ай бұрын

Ngl, even *I* forgot that it was healing 😂

@Ivy99999

11 ай бұрын

I was gonna mention that lmao

@Apen_melker

11 ай бұрын

Goodberry effect only lasts 1 day tho

@sarahh5888

11 ай бұрын

Bug could’ve used it for sure after the hag got her

@cassandracarlton400

11 ай бұрын

@@Apen_melker they bend the rules a lot, and I think he had her write down how much it’d heal, so I doubt that’s relevant tbh

That “blowing its back out” line would have been perfect if he said “spine” instead 😂😂

@syra1541

11 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing lmao

@slsthewriter1299

11 ай бұрын

It probably was a hardback though. Would've turned it to a softback after the fact. Lol

@rhettmitchell

11 ай бұрын

@@slsthewriter1299 omg 💀

I want twitter accounts for Fernie and the others and have them tweet things they observed during their travels.

@NovelVanguard

11 ай бұрын

God yes that be so funny

@itamikuro

11 ай бұрын

Perfect 4th wallbreak

@syra1541

11 ай бұрын

I would seriously love that.

@rickybobbyapproved5695

11 ай бұрын

What’s Twitter?

@stinkyfeet8573

11 ай бұрын

what....@@rickybobbyapproved5695

who would've thought that slapping their own squad member for 7 points of damage for no reason would come back to *bite* them 😂

@eudaimonixx9909

11 ай бұрын

hah, the bold

Shayne is on some shit in this episode lmfao he just keeps coming out with banger after banger

@jollyrogers408

11 ай бұрын

What are ya gonna do when you're from iCarly? Not make another banger another banger?

@rachaelbaldwin2279

11 ай бұрын

another banger, another banger by shayne topp from icarly

@joeystephie0109ify

11 ай бұрын

He's on fire from the hide and seek video

“I’ve been meaner to myself, bitch. That all you got?” I love Bug 😂

@IceMetalPunk

11 ай бұрын

I can fully relate to the "you can't possibly hurt me more than I hurt myself" mentality... a semi-serious blue goblin character should *not* be so painfully real 😅

You can tell Chance is the most experienced. He basically said, “We need to move this along,” and rolled to observe the bookshelf.

@Scrofar

11 ай бұрын

I adore every player at the tale, in all their DnD newbie glory, but I am very appreciative that Chanse is playing the straight man (lol), remembers the objective, and knows when to move the scene along 😂

@olivialipscombe3407

6 ай бұрын

@@Scrofar wasn't the "lover" in the dream a guy?

@walkmonkey7

5 ай бұрын

"Straight man" can also refer to the normal acting character in a group of eccentric people. @@olivialipscombe3407

@elle.mack.wednesday

5 ай бұрын

@@olivialipscombe3407”straight man” in this sense doesn’t mean sexuality. It’s a term used in comedy for the non-comedic character. The person you were replying to was essentially saying that chanse is the one who isn’t fucking around and is keeping things moving.

@conner6615

5 ай бұрын

⁠@@olivialipscombe3407Koda referred to his lover as “he”, while Damien used “they”, so, it’s a little unclear whether that was a deliberate sign that the lover is he/they, or if there just wasn’t communication. Also Chanse himself is gay, so that’s likely part of why the first commenter said lol at the straight man comment, too.

I love the reboot of Groot and Rocket

@IceMetalPunk

11 ай бұрын

Oh, my fucking gods... I even said to myself, "An angry raccoon? So, you summoned Rocket?" But somehow I totally missed the Groot connection. Damn my brain, but thank you for bringing that amazingness to my attention!

@amdraglover

11 ай бұрын

@@IceMetalPunksame!

@rosearnold9470

11 ай бұрын

This is an iconic comment

The "cistern or brothern" joke killed me, lol. That was so FUNNY!

@IceMetalPunk

11 ай бұрын

I can't even be mad at him, because every time they said "cistern", I just kept thinking, "Cistern Cistern, never knew how much I mistern" 😂

@toonu

10 ай бұрын

32:52 for everyone

@ibperson

2 ай бұрын

I don't even think I got that

Damien is trying really hard to punish and annoy them into slowing down and thinking through their decisions and interactions with people and they are not taking the hint 😂😂

@jenope130

11 ай бұрын

Right! But then he had pity on them for killing the wolf. "Oh no. Zat was ze town pervert, " had me rolling.

@disneydork100

10 ай бұрын

Is that not how you’re SUPPOSED to problem solve in DND? Blindly charge forward? /s

@sakuraheony

10 ай бұрын

@@disneydork100kind of? but killing something which hasn't shown it'll attack you without talking to it is usually not the best ide

@disneydork100

10 ай бұрын

@@sakuraheony I was being sarcastic.

@LivingGuy484

9 ай бұрын

​@@disneydork100I thought the /s stood for serious lol 😆

Can’t get over that this is damien’s first time dming he paints the scenes so beautifully and gives the characters such depth! This whole cast is killing it cannot wait for more !!

@hadleybelcher9848

11 ай бұрын

He Really is Nailing It!

@StefanCreates

10 ай бұрын

He gets into these characters so easily and they're all so diverse, love it ^^

@darlashaler84

10 ай бұрын

He’s amazing!!!

@herolink8770

7 ай бұрын

That's how you know a DM is doing a good job: he/she/they make it challenging enough to make a good story but also fun enough that the players wanna continue

@brachialtick6539

12 күн бұрын

Yeah the only way you'd know it's his first time is on some of the gameplay aspects. Like sometimes they miss play a bit

“cistern of the traveling ants” was by far one of the best lines. everyone killed it this episode; I love this series so much!

absolute genius of Damien to roll for damage everytime Dolores and Koda slapped Bug, they will 100% remember that

"A lot of character development and a little bit of patty cake" is definitely a d&d shirt

Message to the editor, I know you cut stuff to try and make it more dynamic it's just weird though when you put something in the recap that was probably cut in the episode xD. I had to rewatch part of episode 5 to confirm I hadn't missed anything because I had no recollection whatsoever of a moth named Kevin

“Gaspard, protector of the flower, you’re a frog.” Love Ferny. OMG that’s hilarious.

NO, BUG JUST WANTED TO SEE HIS HEROES AT WORK 😢😢😢

Damien looked so offended when Chanse and Shayne shared the secret friend handshake lol

@IceMetalPunk

11 ай бұрын

Because "Cistern of the traveling ants" was painful 😂

insanely stoked whoever draws the characters felt they needed to draw ruben

@IceMetalPunk

11 ай бұрын

Ruben Raccoon, friend to a wooden man, and a non-copyright-infringing Protector of the Solar System 😂

@Avatarbob11

11 ай бұрын

@@IceMetalPunk ah yes, legally distinct rocket racoon

Fernie just having a cigar and learning what the group needs to do while everyone is guessing and freaking out is the canon event I needed. I get excited every time these episodes come out. Save Bug!!

13:54 love angela bringing back the “and that’s what i call that b-“ joke in a different font lol

I demand a “and that’s how ants….” Shirt

@IceMetalPunk

11 ай бұрын

HEAR, HEAR!

@disneydork100

11 ай бұрын

Everything else Shayne says becomes Merch, therefore Fernie Merch has to happen eventually!

@mrjr03

9 ай бұрын

Please!

absolutely love that they’re premiering these i love everyone witnessing it at the same time

@typhoongenghis2536

11 ай бұрын

@@00piumoo why are you saying bad shit on everyones comments, do you got nothing else to do

@XLunarLycanX

11 ай бұрын

Yeah same here!! 🥰

@daniel.s.ferreira

11 ай бұрын

It was an awesome experience, for sure!

@morganc52011

11 ай бұрын

@@daniel.s.ferreira yesss but also so sad why did they have to leave on that cliffhanger 😭😭

@daniel.s.ferreira

11 ай бұрын

@morganc52011 yeah, but I believe they will pull it off on the next one, they'll all pull through

Did Angela forgot about the healing proprerties of the new pie? Or is it that bug just doesnt want to be seen as weak for eating cake

@kirbytrax8326

11 ай бұрын

If you're talking about the last turn, she didn't have a chance to use it after the combined attacks of the two serpents. She also probably didn't expect to be dealt that much damage in one turn otherwise she would've used it the previous turn instead of duplicity

@edgarbriseno6210

11 ай бұрын

amanda ofered a piece of pie after after koda slapped bug and i think after she slapped herself she repeated the offer and then during the battle

@Grace-nb8nb

11 ай бұрын

I think they meant earlier! Amanda realized Bug actually lost HP and kept trying to offer HP replenishers

@robbykunkel5263

11 ай бұрын

Maybe the head trauma too bug was too damaging to her

@Scrofar

11 ай бұрын

I think they just forgot xD

I am so sad that Shayne missed the opportunity to name the raccoon “Pebble,” like from the Reddit story. Pebble even had a bow tie!

@rhettmitchell

11 ай бұрын

OMG that would’ve been everything

@maem7462

11 ай бұрын

That's the last name lol

@JustSoulYT

11 ай бұрын

@@maem7462is that canon though

@maem7462

11 ай бұрын

@@JustSoulYT It is in my heart at least until they come up with a last name that isn’t that if they ever do

Damien is so incredible at playing these characters, its a delight to watch him squabble with the players. It actually feels like they have a personality and theyre all hilarious.

Notes in the end! 00:56 - Recap 01:53 - Episode 6 begins 02:21 - Talking castle 03:08 - Delores has beef with Gaspard 04:12 - Musical 05:13 - French, talking, medical book 06:03 - Delores is horny… again 07:10 - Throwback to episode 1 09:40 - Book on witches hags 11:10 - Fernie knows his ants 13:10 - Burn 13:54 - Bug is punished for his actions 16:15 - The flower 17:49 - Gaspard, protector of flowers 19:21 - Talking to the boar 21:20 - Bug has never seen Koda what? 21:55 - The plates, the prince, and a white girl wasted teapot 23:06 - The campaigns second reference of a certain video 23:52 - “You are here! You are her- AAAAA!” 25:06 - Delores is having a day 26:47 - Bug gets slapped a second time 27:35 - Fernie has mending and prince gets put back together 29:23 - Nat 1 (1/4) 31:27 - Koda returns the knife 32:51 - No one knows what a cistern is (me neither) 35:53 - The armory and the vault 42:18 - Nat 1 (2/4) 43:02 - Fernie remember the ants 43:07 - Special handshake 44:07 - The cistern 47:00 - Koda destroyers the flower (nat 20) 47:53 - The cigar guys knows a lot 50:25 - Never trust little girls 51:24 - Nat 1 (3/4) 52:26 - I don’t like that Damien 59:40 - Mvp Ruben 1:01:07 - Nat 1 (4/4) 1:02:10 - “You’re mine, bitch witch.” 1:02:30 - Blade song🎵🎶 1:03:23 - “No, this is dnd bitch” 1:05:08 - *Bug gets mocked *“I’ve been meaner to myself” 1:05:43 - First unconscious pc in this campaign 1:07:00 - Episode ends Hi guys! This campaign is awesome and I plan on writing down important/funny moments from every episode! If you watch critical role you might know what I mean. Please enjoy and comment if I have missed anything :D

@highlivin1917

11 ай бұрын

Flando’s legacy lives on lol.

@agjul

11 ай бұрын

Thank you for this!

@fuzzyfluffyy

11 ай бұрын

I love the special handshake

@dannykent6190

11 ай бұрын

But what does Sam's gas can say?

@D4N4Y4

11 ай бұрын

godsend

So excited for more character development and lore, maybe this time Delores and Koda will play patty cake

I’ve developed such an appreciation for Damien’s voice acting throughout this game (mostly because I’ve only heard him do snippets when mentioning VA). The way you’re able to do such wildly different voices to fit every character and also remember what voices they have 🤯. It’s all 👨🏻‍🍳👄🤌🏻.

I love Chanse adding in the elf ear caps and the claw rings to really get into character!! You can tell hes got DnD experience and it really adds to it. This whole series is the absolute highlight of my week, i couldnt think of a better intro to the game!

so excited that they’re weekly now! make me have something to look forward to every wednesday!

@morganc52011

11 ай бұрын

@@00piumoo after looking thru the comments i thought it was only a few that u replied on but wsp w u bruh

@2sacsorawkidneybeans272

11 ай бұрын

@@00piumoosillllly sillllllly

@Emiym629

11 ай бұрын

I love D&D so much. They put it out with their humour is so fun to watch and now for every week! Love em so much

@TheBrandonGrose

11 ай бұрын

@@00piumooyou need a life. Internet troll isn’t a personality

@pinheadlarry2921

11 ай бұрын

@@00piumooyou need therapy

Shayne is a comedic genius lol. The Ruben part got me crying from laughter 😭😭😭 just the art style. The way he talks and runs is hilarious

39:15 Damien is describing Damascus Steel. Damascus steel is steel that is comprised of different layers of steel that has been forged into a single piece, and by acid washing the steel it reveals the patterns in a wavy pattern.

I'm loving these. Note for Damien, please do not burn yourself out, you're doing a really good job, and we all understand that quality needs time, so please take your time!

Yes, i love this series! Ever since the guys bought Smosh, the creative freedom the cast has now is so fun to watch.

@TheJ1aa2m3

11 ай бұрын

Yeah ever since Rhett and link bought Smosh it’s felt great and now with Anthony and Ian in the drivers seat I just expect even more great stuff!

"She's going to spread that book open & break it's back." I absolutely died laughing. That was perfect timing & delivery.

@simoneharmse8968

10 ай бұрын

what's the timestamp pls

@strawberrychoso

3 ай бұрын

@@simoneharmse89686:09

The sarcastic banter between Damien and Amanda is hilarious. I want more of that.

The bants between gaspar and Dolores were hilarious. Cool to see Koda become more engaged, Fernie is as always a gem, and Bug is the underdog in all of us. This series definitely needs to keep going.

Damien's "meanwhile..." voice made me so happy

I love the enemies-to-lovers vibes of Gaspard and Dolores so muuuuch!!

@windycitydreaming

11 ай бұрын

I'm just glad I'm not the only one, lol. I'm a sucker for that trope.

58:50 A big tree dude and a badass raccoon... that sounds like a good duo for a sci-fi action comedy

At this point Ruben is just Shaynes spirit animal 😂😂

So far this show has been phenomenal. I hope we get more after this season is over. This group is doing great with Damien’s story. This show is not possible without them. 💜

Just commenting to voice my admiration at how quickly Chanse came up with the "Cistern of the traveling ants" joke

Damn , fernie got smart , bug is on the brink of death, dolores is annoyed and offended and koda is just koda

@Scrofar

11 ай бұрын

and Koda is just Vibin' 😂

I know views may be falling with the series (Here hoping people will binge later to either catch up or just to avoid the stress of waiting per episode) but please continue. I love Critical Role but catching up takes serious time and not everyone has the money for a Dropout subscription. Sword AF is a refreshing new take that I personally love and know many do as well! I'll continue to watch and support how I can forever. Thanks for another episode!

This episode was most definitely the most nerve wrecking and I'm so glad Damien is not going easy on anybody, it makes everything mean more! Let's go! ❤

Shayne just called it a whole new meaning to “breaking the spine” of a book😭😭😭

It amuses me that, as Amanda quickly made it clear that the book was annoying her/Delores, Damien's voice kind of starting switching from a nasally French accent to a Bobcat Goldthwait impression. 😂

Bet Angela will think twice before turning down a piece of pie ever again 😂

This is absolutely one of my favourite series' from Smosh that has ever Smoshed

CISTERN OF THE TRAVELING ANTS that joke deserved more than it was given honestly

Damien's voice acting is fantastic.

“i’m friends with a few colonies” killed me

I'm brimming with excitement, we fans gotta do something to promote sword af so that we get a 2nd season!!!!

my favourite thing is amanda rolling a deception so /bad/ it does a whole 180 and actually teaches them something 😭😭😭

"Cistern of the travelling ants" I love a good call back with word play.

@fma64

11 ай бұрын

everyone loved it but I didn't get the joke, could you explain it?

@patrickisback_

11 ай бұрын

@fma64 I got only now lol! It's a reference to the movie SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS I think that's the name

@fma64

11 ай бұрын

@@patrickisback_ oh I see, didn't knew that movie. thanks!

Okay but chanses accessorizing is on point and I love it

Chanse's facial expressions were probably the best part of this episode

When Damien described the witch before their turn, I thought about the IVE GOT A MANGINAAAAAA

@jenni_veeve

11 ай бұрын

I'M OLD GREGG

Angela is my favorite Italian, it’s official.

@exodia1510

11 ай бұрын

I'm too old to have crushes on Angie & Amanda!😢❤

@pompompara

3 ай бұрын

​@@exodia1510 And I'm too young for that 😂

Is anyone else picturing them running around the library from The Last Airbender? Just me? 😂

@bs4e

11 ай бұрын

Yes! That's exactly what I was imagining too!

Okay, but Coda running like Velma from the original Scooby-Doo is sending me. 46:20

That resurrected plate sounded suspiciously close to popular So Random character “zombie man”

@emmajoles8280

10 ай бұрын

TJATS WHAT I THOUGHT

I like to think Ruben looks like Pebble from that Reddit story 😂 it’s just a raccoon with a bow tie

I need someone to animate this series IMMEDIATELY

I’m already stoked for this, the premiere and live chat with the cast is a highlight of the week!

Bug still being bad at the crossbow is unintentionally good storytelling. The rolls are random but their character stays consistent. Bug really is the protagonist in training.

@IceMetalPunk

11 ай бұрын

And it fits with Angela, I think, since she said she "swings" the crossbow 😂 I'm just like, "Angela... I don't think you know how crossbows work" 😂

If Bug dies, we riot!

shayne and angela have insane sibling energy

Chanse and his really quick run when he split from Shayne, I don't know how it did but he gave me the perfect image of what he looked like running away quickly and made me laugh. What a group of hot shots. Gosh, love watching my hero's in action.

I swear if bugs die I'm driving all the way to smosh with my cleric just to revive him

44:30 idk if anyone else has mentioned this but watching angela see what damien is describing as he describes it is so cool. she’s a really good actor

Fernie is definitely my favorite.

I have been learning so much about d&d since watching this series. I have been doing my own research on a character for myself.

@uglyboyz5723

11 ай бұрын

Same! I’m actually about to join a campaign that’s beginner friendly

@IceMetalPunk

11 ай бұрын

It starts with one character and one set of dice. Before you know it, you have no room for your twentieth set of pretty dice because your shelves are full of binders of characters 😂 Welcome to the obsession!

It would be amazing if they made an animation of this whole adventure! Would love to see Reuben dancing to Koda’s song 😂

The fact Shayne came up with that book joke on the fly is hilarious. That just fit so well lol

Not sure when this turned into beauty and the beast but I'm here for it 😂

Just for the record, I blame Delores and kota

i fucking LOVE Damien’s face at 43:20 when Koda and Fernie fist bump bc that is just the most out-of-character I think he’s been all ep

Not Koda and Dolores being actual threats to Bug now…

i went from knowing very little about DnD to this being my favorite series across all of the smosh channels and eagerly looking forward to every episode! you guys are all doing an amazing job

Damien is so talented. His words that create the imagery to paint the picture of everything is outstanding 😍

Angela would make a great reference for animation

Cistern, transtern, sistern, brothern

This is funniest episode so far, I can’t stop laughing 😭😂

The "never trust little girls" line was so perfect and hilarious!

no bc i need a mini animation series of this campaign AAAGH THE IMPROV ASPECT OF THIS SERIES IS SO GOOD !!!

6:00 is the best moment in Smosh ever.

50:19 shayne's genuine laugh at Damien's joke is everything 😂

Koda with the best one-liners so far 😂

Has anyone noticed that shayne is rolling coincidentally fittingly for his character? Everything nature he rolls high. He even got a nat 20 this episode and rolled a nat 1 on something that would make sense for Fernie not to know

No one is talking about the sassy book and I'm shocked 😂 that was my favorite NPC of the entire campaign besides rum pum

Couldn't stop laughing during the book encounter. The voice sounded just like Bobcat Goldthwait doing a bad French accent. My cheeks hurt I laughed so damn much.

@laurenink8953

11 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing!!!😂

YALL my boyfriend is playing Starfield right now & I heard Heller’s character & was like WAIT I KNOW THAT PERSONS VOICE!!! It’s Damian. IM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!

Shane doing the YMCA arm movements when Damien says Fernie is talking about ants. Lol.

"No this is dnd bitch" needs to be a t-shirt

The comedy improv skills entwined with the game flows so well!