KZread shorts at 3 am:

@nicogp4292

10 ай бұрын

Fr

@wwaarriiss

9 ай бұрын

It's literally 3AM for me

@FrozenObamid

9 ай бұрын

Im literally watching this at 3 am 💀

@user-bl9yq1bj2p

9 ай бұрын

3 am same

@F1nn12h

9 ай бұрын

KZread shorts at all times

Funny memes were invented in the 1900s People in 1899:

@CapitanCarlos867

10 ай бұрын

Jijija 🔥 X_X

@xd2820fkw

10 ай бұрын

Ñññ

@MacintoshMakesMusic

10 ай бұрын

Bruh

@bahadur116minecraftgaming9

10 ай бұрын

RDR2!

@optimusstorm2364

10 ай бұрын

@@Elemgey RDR2 = Red, Dead, Redemption and 2

Blud thinks his audience is 5 year olds💀💀

@TheOfficialDorianelevator

6 ай бұрын

true

@Zeek_Draws

6 ай бұрын

@@user-ly5rr1if3gbot

@art.kiddo.vikkie

6 ай бұрын

They are

@art.kiddo.vikkie

6 ай бұрын

​@@user-ly5rr1if3gсмешно некто не знает русский

@LightCoreDragon

6 ай бұрын

I would not let a five year old watch this.

Scp_096 literally died by seeing his own face 😂😂

@axolotl7486

4 ай бұрын

Kid get out of youtube you ain't even older than 10 years

@mukundkumar2805

4 ай бұрын

SCP-096*

@mukundkumar2805

4 ай бұрын

@@axolotl7486 u r 80 years old like what is wrong if a person is commenting bout something in the vid or whatever

@_hawie

4 ай бұрын

@@mukundkumar2805if hes 80 years old why would he comment on this video and why would it even show up on his fyp

@maryiahcarter363

3 ай бұрын

fr lol

1945 people: In 2023 we will have flying cars and advanced technology! 2023:

@user-tb6eo4ul2w

11 ай бұрын

Really💀💀💀💀💀

@plshelpmewithcyborg

11 ай бұрын

why 1945 💀💀💀💀

@Xrins_Kwes

11 ай бұрын

At least we don't act like bees

@mayux101

11 ай бұрын

Bro really chose 1945

@mamamary4344

11 ай бұрын

​@@plshelpmewithcyborgKanye vibes💀💀

Things making sense was invented in 1944. 1943:

@saharahmed3516

10 ай бұрын

your pfp was made in 1943

@imlazy3300

10 ай бұрын

@@saharahmed3516damn bro you killed him 💀

@jaywebster624

10 ай бұрын

@@saharahmed3516a pfp does not matter (unless is a zoophile flag or anti furry flag)

@sushiplays8092

10 ай бұрын

Ummmmmm actually it is Thing making sense was invented in 1944, 1943:

@imlazy3300

10 ай бұрын

@@jaywebster624 ay bro there aint nothing wrong with anti furries

This is Bob. He ages 1 year every time a person likes this comment. He starts at 0 years old. How old will he be?

@Splatkidvr

5 ай бұрын

Hes the average age of this guys viewers! 3

@NancyOcampo-tc4qh

5 ай бұрын

Happy birthday bob your 4

@angelroman8382

4 ай бұрын

#STOPTHISNOW

@Xiaolingsaidstopsimpingtvwoman

4 ай бұрын

hes 22 :)

@YankeGinobreaker6

4 ай бұрын

Happy birthday bob, you turned 41

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@vilikamilanek7775

7 ай бұрын

How do I get money tho

@bielchaginhas

7 ай бұрын

Im actually for the toilet...

@Gzuilz

7 ай бұрын

Man those are expensive

@teriyaki9001

6 ай бұрын

r/youngpeopleyoutube

@glukko8245

6 ай бұрын

Where is the punch line?

KZread shorts is better then TikTok! KZread shorts:

@DodoDodo-cm4go

9 ай бұрын

Fr

@deleteduser100yearsago4

9 ай бұрын

Equal

@user-og3rh4sl4w

9 ай бұрын

@SamMakesStuffs wdym this is literally posted on tiktok and then the person reuploaded it on yt shorts so this was first made on tiktok 💀

Normal day in KZread Shorts:

@LuizCarlossp3

11 ай бұрын

❤😂🎉😢😅😊😮⁷gugrjgguedfcnrjydvn

Plot twist The scp died after seeing the humor in this video

1970: We'll have flying cars in the future Future:

Humor was invented in 1799 Ppl in 2023:

welcome back to: its 4 am and wtf did I just watch?

@hazaelrodriguez2849

11 ай бұрын

Fr

@EntitysCorrupted

11 ай бұрын

We just watch to need a therapy

@crockpot5850

11 ай бұрын

​@@aishainaaya8362ahh yes, so funny

@crockpot5850

11 ай бұрын

​@@aishainaaya8362🙄

@OfficialSylvantis

11 ай бұрын

Funny story… same

Bro summoned a whole other fandom

Bros brain has fully emerged into KZread shorts💀

Welcome back to another episode of "What TF did I just watch?"

@chrisgonzalez328

10 ай бұрын

Todays episode well be discussing why the f u should get your kids milk

@andrewezjevikov

10 ай бұрын

Quality content

@yoshired8598

9 ай бұрын

I was going to say that

Bro got banned from KZread shorts

@asmonitosa6284

11 ай бұрын

Bro it's KZread shorts

@Jason-Statham1000-7

11 ай бұрын

Bro it's youtube's shorts

@Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii_hi

11 ай бұрын

@@Jason-Statham1000-7that’s the pooint

@Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii_hi

11 ай бұрын

@@asmonitosa6284it’s sarcastic

@bethrogers554

11 ай бұрын

@@Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii_hi well its not funny and no one gets the joke

Hehe boy

@CinnamonToastCrunchidkwhy

6 ай бұрын

Ur Cringe

@Sara-ut9np

6 ай бұрын

How

@kignofthering5021

6 ай бұрын

@@Sara-ut9np what?

@mochie7505

6 ай бұрын

Its cringe bcs its goofy and dumb

@JacobTomerson

6 ай бұрын

Begging for likes is cringe

smartest minecraft youtuber in 2023:

You know when your in the most random dream with no context and just go with it? It’s kinda like this

@NivarahbsTHEGOAT

11 ай бұрын

Yeah Haha

@iIIuminious

10 ай бұрын

Exactly

My IQ just lowered thanks to this

@IDontKnowAnymoreLeave

5 ай бұрын

Not like it changed 💀 (Jk)

@dilafruzjumatova1721

5 ай бұрын

😊​@@IDontKnowAnymoreLeave

The meme used to be better when it wasn't yt kids or modded and actually used common sense

Jokes were Invented In 1900 BC People In 1901 BC

Give back his clarinet: ✖️ Give him a nuke: ✔️

Title: The Healing Power of Touching Grass Introduction: In our increasingly urbanized and technology-driven world, our connection with nature has become more distant than ever before. However, there is something undeniably magical and healing about the simple act of touching grass. Whether it's a barefoot stroll on a lush lawn, lying down on a meadow, or running fingers through blades of grass, this intimate interaction with nature has the power to rejuvenate our body, mind, and soul. In this essay, we will explore the profound effects of touching grass and why it is crucial to reconnect with the natural world. Physical Restoration: When we touch grass, we are engaging in a multisensory experience that stimulates our physical well-being. The soft texture of grass beneath our feet or in our hands offers a sensory delight, providing a gentle massage that relaxes the muscles and releases tension. Walking barefoot on grass can also have a grounding effect, as the earth's natural energy is absorbed through our soles, promoting balance and harmony within our bodies. Moreover, grass is a natural insulator that can regulate body temperature, providing a cool respite on hot summer days. The physical restoration we experience through touching grass revitalizes us and strengthens our connection to the natural world. Mental and Emotional Renewal: The act of touching grass transcends the physical realm and has a profound impact on our mental and emotional well-being. Stepping away from the concrete jungles and immersing ourselves in the simplicity of nature has been shown to reduce stress, anxiety, and depression. Touching grass can serve as a form of therapy, grounding us in the present moment and fostering mindfulness. The vibrant green hues and the subtle fragrance of grass evoke a sense of tranquility, calming our racing thoughts and enabling us to find solace amidst the chaos of modern life. This connection with nature ignites our senses, awakens our spirit, and fosters a deep sense of serenity. Spiritual Reconnection: Beyond the physical and mental benefits, touching grass also facilitates a spiritual reconnection. Nature has an innate ability to awaken our sense of wonder and awe, reminding us of the interconnectedness of all living beings. Grass, with its resilience and ability to flourish even in adverse conditions, symbolizes the circle of life and the power of growth. As we touch grass, we tap into the ancient wisdom of the Earth, grounding ourselves in the larger tapestry of existence. This connection with nature rekindles our spirit, restores our sense of purpose, and fuels our creativity. Environmental Consciousness: Touching grass not only nourishes our individual well-being but also deepens our understanding of the importance of environmental conservation. As we interact with the natural world, we become more aware of its fragility and the need to protect it for future generations. Touching grass engenders a sense of responsibility towards our planet, prompting us to make sustainable choices and advocate for environmental stewardship. By fostering a personal connection with grass and the broader ecosystem, we become guardians of the Earth, dedicated to preserving its beauty and diversity. Conclusion: In a world characterized by rapid urbanization and detachment from nature, the act of touching grass is a powerful remedy. It restores our physical vitality, revitalizes our mental and emotional well-being, renews our spiritual connection, and fosters a profound sense of environmental consciousness. As we venture outside and allow our hands and feet to connect with the softness and resilience of grass, we embark on a journey of self-discovery and reconnection with the natural world. So, let us embrace the therapeutic power of touching grass, for in doing so, we rediscover our place in the intricate tapestry of life and find solace in the beauty that surrounds us.

@baldi674

11 ай бұрын

Bro spoke fnaf lore

@MoonlightGr8Swrd

11 ай бұрын

Thought you said power of the healing church lmao. Its from bloodborne if you didnt know

@ggdasherr6453

11 ай бұрын

Thanks bro :) Appreciate it

@sitialisa228

11 ай бұрын

u iygg .hj😊😡😺🙈😾😹😻😼😹😸😺😾😿🙀😽💞🦷🤛👊

@the.elevatorfreak

11 ай бұрын

As a genshin player : What is grass ?

The smart one is just so lucky 😂

Blud is the type of person to take a shower with socks on

That’s enough KZread shorts for today 💀

@Stephen97Roblox

8 ай бұрын

"That's Enough KZread shorts for today" BRO CAN YOU STOP ITS DEAD

SCP-096 in the backrooms... Ok, that's enough YT Shorts for today.

@AmelieCoco-gk4qk

9 ай бұрын

Yup

@aryamazattaputra

8 ай бұрын

Scp And Backrooms Are Seperate Universes😐

@ThatWeirdCreature621

8 ай бұрын

@@aryamazattaputra fr. Why do people keep putting these together.

@user-gp4mm7bj3f

7 ай бұрын

qata turasan

@Simsterpiation

7 ай бұрын

So you weren't confused by Freddy Fazber in the cave?😂

Mom: Go play with the neighbors kid The neighbors kid:

For context the monster in the back rooms was called scp 096 only reacts and has the urge to kill when somebody looks at a picture or directly at it. It can also hunt any body down within a 6 mile radius. But if you look at 096 and it comes to try and kill you then giving it a mirror for it to look at it self would mean it has to die. Good job mr Jonathan.

@FluffyFoxUwU

6 ай бұрын

so scp 096 can only be killed by scp 096?

Humans evolved in 10000BC People in 10001BC:

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now.[3] A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis.

@thebluestorm1231

9 ай бұрын

Thanks for the science class I literally learn something on a yt short crige vidéo so I thinks I'm gonna touch grass right now have a good day

@smiley57890

9 ай бұрын

Same

@caritalocadas2673

9 ай бұрын

Bruh, copy paste 💀

@thebluestorm1231

9 ай бұрын

@@caritalocadas2673 yes it is form Wikipedia

@lulyekart6347

9 ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤😂❤😂🎉❤😂🎉❤😂🎉 Y ❤😂🎉❤😂🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I love your videos so much

KZread kids be like:

Welcome to another episode of "what the hell did I just watch" edit: MOM 800 LIKES IM FAMOUS!

@madelinegonzalez8366

11 ай бұрын

Something

@Capitals875

11 ай бұрын

What the clue

@sutabimapurworejo3904

11 ай бұрын

Giving me huge 2017 vibe about the pals who your Dady FNAF edition

@ivancortes5912

11 ай бұрын

😂

@pineapple34439

11 ай бұрын

Yes that's it

my brain at the class test:

"Comedy was created in 486 BC" People in 485 BC:

i like to be a pro like him

Bad memes were invented in 1986. People in 1985: I do not think this is bad

@TemuKrigare

5 ай бұрын

it is bad

Bro really roasted himself with -96669 vs -69996 IQ 💀

@NotTurkish189

8 ай бұрын

Fr

This is why i prefer insta reels over KZread Shorts

KZread Shorts at 3am:

@loopu1390

9 ай бұрын

its 3am for me rn

@Microwayev

9 ай бұрын

@@loopu1390GET SOME SLEEP

@mr_botato2007

9 ай бұрын

Bro it's 3:10 am 💀💀💀🙏

@user-jp6nh1km4q

9 ай бұрын

😮

@pablo1538

8 ай бұрын

corny ahh

Osea espero que puedas ser un canal muy bueno

Humor was invented in 1846 People in 2023:

Welcome to another episode of ""WTF DID I JUST WATCH?!""

When you feel stupid, remember that this exists

Dude got a big brain 💀👌🏻

Bro couldn’t handle his own exsitence 💀

Brainrot 👇

@THEMOTHERLAND999

2 ай бұрын

#stoplikebeggars

“HEE HEE HEE HAW” *EXPLOSION*

KZread kids be like

@Hehehe3690

11 ай бұрын

Lol

@TheConsoleCoder

11 ай бұрын

Fr bruh. This is what my little bro watches and I feel bad for when he gets older and looks back.

@Nurr-the-Estonian-cat

11 ай бұрын

Old stuff that we watched when we were kids was better than what the f### nowaday KZread has

@TheConsoleCoder

11 ай бұрын

@@Nurr-the-Estonian-cat I was born fairly recently with full access to the internet and even I agree.

@mariyanikolaewa6597

11 ай бұрын

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮👎

Welcome to the dark side of youtube her you protection 👇

First can you give me a tutorial of how to befriend Freddy Fazbear

TV man shows be like:

Ohio minecraft be like:

I love how the monster waited patiently for him to break the block and release Chat GPT and place the mirror in front of him.🥰

Even the best therapist in the milkdromeda galaxy couldn't help me

Minecraft Ohio Server 😂😂😂

Me encantó porque soy muy fan de fnaf

Funny button 👇

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color/colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[2] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).

@Stephen97Roblox

6 ай бұрын

Stop Ruined The good deccades

They put a freaking nuke out💀💀💀💀💀

@LucasWana

11 ай бұрын

Hee HEe hEe HaA BOOM

Backrrom Monster: Don't be in a hurry, I'll wait baby ☺️

1970: we will be so advanced in technology that we won’t even need to move!! 2023:

Scp 096 was both fatally wounded in the fight against 682. But 096 seems to have given up the fight against 682 because he was more willing to live to chase and kill those who saw him to the end. So the regenerative angle 096 won't kill you even if you bruise yourself.

@KoKo-tg8nr

11 ай бұрын

xbkf .olp

@BALLER..

11 ай бұрын

What

@hannahwatson8063

11 ай бұрын

Oh so that’s how that test went! Thank you!

@empowergaming27

11 ай бұрын

Can you see the man he is chat gpt

Vanilla Minecraft has left the chat

Die to a herobrine: 💀 Summon entity 303 to kill the herobrine: 😂😂😂

KZread kids a 3 am:

Welcome to another episode of it is 3 in the morning and I watched a weird video-

@naumgarcia6316

11 ай бұрын

😮

At the end of the video: I will ask you 250 thousand tons of TNT

Team cringe only for 2 year olds 👇

Talking Ben gets slain by Spiderman

This is what an aneurysm feels like

@user-rm7dm7by5y

11 ай бұрын

😢😂

The ChatGPT got me 💀

That is the representation of yt kids of gaming, but shorts

People in 1990: Hmm, what will 2023 look like? 2023:

HOW SCP-069 CAN STOP RUNNING.

@Blitzercyb-MX

10 ай бұрын

How the hell you fuck up saying scp 096, he the most iconic scp. I dont know why but this comment made my visibly angry just from one spelling error

My last brain cell during a test:

That's enough KZread for today

fnaf 1 + pizza tower be like

Bro the end💀💀

@liaaulia3171

11 ай бұрын

bacot

@travjt2

11 ай бұрын

🙋🏻‍♂️

@user_62829.

11 ай бұрын

🙋‍♂️

@user-ce4mj5nt3h

11 ай бұрын

🙋🏻‍♂️

"Go watch with the neighbours kid!" What the neighbours kid watches:

Bro this is the most silly billy dinky winky boinky doinky video

doctor:every dream has a meaning! my dreams:

If ur watching in 2023 👇🏼

in the original SCP game he doesn't stop running.

@Gregver12222

11 ай бұрын

We know, he just uses that for views and content

When Spider-Man got jumpscared 💀💀💀

That SPC had EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

İ love fnaf😊😊 this so funny😊😊😊

Bro that was withered freddy not freddy 💀

Braincells were invented in 1992. People in 1991:

that's enough shorts for tonighg, wait just 1 more The short:

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. It is usually green in color. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants, and include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. Grasses have stems that are hollow except at the nodes and narrow alternate leaves borne in two ranks. The lower part of each leaf encloses the stem, forming a leaf-sheath. This adaptation allows grass to cope with frequent grazing

"No SpiderMan was harmed during making this video"🙂

@user-ne3ug8lx6u

11 ай бұрын

😊😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊😅😅😊😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😮😮😮😊😊😊

@obienfamily7352

11 ай бұрын

​@@user-ne3ug8lx6u most npc ive ever seen

@harlowgt1

11 ай бұрын

@@Dont_Click_My_Profile831 ok

"youtube shorts cant be that bad" youtube shorts:

people in 1945: we will have super advanced tech in 2023 like time traveling people in 2023:

ChatGPT had an intellect to kill SCP-096, but hadn't an intellect to just don't jump into lava

Bro put the Nuke out💀💀💀