I'm listening to this while drinking 15 dollar wine.

@schmeltingaccident

Жыл бұрын

And you aren’t missing a thing paying for overpriced New York restaurant wine. They make hand over fist

@renebrown7394

4 ай бұрын

Yeah I’ll splurge maybe on a Kendall Jackson every once in a while for 30 bucks but I like my $10-$15 wines.. sometimes even cheaper and with a screw top lol

@cleansanchez4880

4 ай бұрын

@@renebrown7394 bread and butter pinot noir is like 15 bucks and delicious! And it has a cork!

Best part of this for me will always be when howard says Benjy shows up fat as ever 😂

@mr.smithgnrsmith7808

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@EVzipper48

Жыл бұрын

By far the funniest line in the entire bit, I literally wait for it.

@walkinmr.sunshine809

7 ай бұрын

13:53

Stern net worth: $650 million Stern: Complains about $2,400 wine bill Oy 🤦‍♂️

@beyondcommonknowledge2723

4 ай бұрын

650…you mean the 12th square pyramidal number? That “net worth” is as phony as your superficial life…wake up. You don’t know anything.

@BeantownDungpile

3 ай бұрын

Oh go rub piss on your hurt fee fees, you sad crybaby.

@onie4024

Ай бұрын

By the time he walked out of that restaurant, his bankroll probably gained more than that twenty four hundo...

Boy were the truck drivers ever relating to this one.

“Were there bottles on the menu that were one and two hundred dollars?” “I was looking in the French section so I wouldn’t know” Lol

Fred in the background going, "wow" "uh-oh" just piping in those little comments make these moments even funnier. "I'm flabbergasted"

@JackBarrett7

Жыл бұрын

Ive always said Fred was part of what Eric the Midget so funny, bc he could even anger Fred.

@jaredfaccin3724

Жыл бұрын

@@JackBarrett7 we need more fred clips on YT no doubt but they can be tough to find since the Martian usually has his mic muted.

“So he walks in, fat as ever”

It is funny that Howard is screaming at Benji for dinner party etiquette, and of course everyone is piling on, yet everyone treated Howard delicately when he left Gary's party during the meat course.

@masterfulsky

Жыл бұрын

Thats because howard can fire them

@aa-qx1cg

Жыл бұрын

???? they didn't treat him delicately, they dogpiled him for hours. that's what made it so funny

@bluntforcetrauma8192

Жыл бұрын

@@aa-qx1cg I disagree. They took it easy on Howard and delicately touched on to the subject. Anybody else would have been ripped into but because Howard is the king they had to be very delicate. You should listen to it again.

@jedsteelwell2354

Жыл бұрын

It's the whole point of the show lol Everything they do is talked about before hand.

@ntimmons8770

Жыл бұрын

He also closed the doors in the faces of the musicians playing music for the party. They’re playing and Howard closed the fucking doors.

lol arties laughs waiting to hear it

@pepsitate8019

2 жыл бұрын

Thorough enjoyment 😂

@michaelanthony1489

2 жыл бұрын

It brings me so much joy.

2:24 I’m alright with it, I’m fine with it He clearly wasn’t

“…fat as ever.” 😂😂

@ghostwolf1435

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 🎉

This will never not be funny 😂😂. I love when Robin is oblivious.

@DavidAdarmases12

4 ай бұрын

She's also very sweet and as Howard says is extremely genorous

Robins 1 bottle of wine was what Shuli & The gang would make at the beginning of Ronnie’s Block Parties 😂

Howard's definitely not breaking any stereotype

“And believe me Robin hates you” 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

$800? Oy Vay!!!

Gary is so proud of himself for being able to pick up on Howard’s signals 😂

“I could’ve taken even more of your money, so an $800 bottle is cool” - Newsreader Quivers

@nah7386

Жыл бұрын

$800 to Howard is nothing. It's like you or me spending less than $10.

@Bobbleheads56

3 ай бұрын

@@nah7386its more about the principle of the matter that restaurant wine is ridiculously marked up and its rude to spend other people’s coin on overpriced nonsense

29:38 Fred’s right. Restaurants tend to mark up their beverages, especially sodas, because that’s how they make their money.

@MikefromQueens

2 жыл бұрын

No kidding

@Ryan7323

2 жыл бұрын

No shit genius.

@NMrecov

2 жыл бұрын

Also they pack the cup with ice and it’s like half the cup of the actual drink

@anduin1

2 жыл бұрын

do they also sell food for more than they pay? lol.

@MrWildcat2009

2 жыл бұрын

@@anduin1 I’m sure they do but not as high as the drinks. The markup for the food will most likely cover labor, rent, and cost of food. The drinks part is where they really make their $$$. For example, a soda might only cost 5 cents to dispense but they’ll charge $2 for the soda and make big money.

Howard -- "I know the wine list." I guess not.

17:48 Benji! 😅😂💯💯

Listen to Howard talk about how pampered benjy has been his whole life 🤡🌎😂. Howard is so self centered it is amazing.

This bit is not about Howard having to spend 800$ on wine, we and they all know they can all afford it. It's about making it relatable for poor folks like us (we generally all had a similar situation) and about restaurant etiquette. Even if they can afford it, 800 for a bottle of wine is very expensive, wether you make 1millions or 1500$ a month

@tonyferra2134

8 ай бұрын

yeah it’s just a waste for no reason and almost a scam on the restaurant/wine industry’s part. Howard is aware of that and robin isnt

@aliamjon2550

2 ай бұрын

​@@tonyferra2134 Robin knows it, she's not ignorant of that fact, The thing is Robin has always had this high class personality, she never liked being poor and from as long as i could remember Robin always wanted to appear like royalty, even from her hobbies, from riding jump horses to boating to taking wine tasting courses , to changing her name to Ophelia She knows all about how restaurants take advantage to people, she just wants to live a wealthy lifestyle

That was wrong of Robin Inconsiderable and she didn't want to see where they were coming from. She can give criticism but can't take it

@aliamjon2550

2 ай бұрын

She wasn't wrong, if someone takes you out for a birthday dinner or just simply takes you out with the understanding that you don't have to pay, the person paying should never complain about the bill, ESPECIALLY when they make over 100 million a year for over 5 years

Howard, Fred and Robin combine salary a year is over 50 million, wtf is 800.00 bottle of wine to them.

@johngarcia5396

2 жыл бұрын

Incorrect..Howard makes a 100 million + a year himself...I think Howard is looking horrible here...Howard makes 800 a min literally. And how many times did Howard ever take his crew out...I hope this is a bit...Howard comes off horribly...is Howard want to die with every penny of his billions....makes no sense!

@ellie-tk4jy

Жыл бұрын

Most of that salary is Howard's. The other 2 don't even make a tenth of at he does. Still, they probably earn more than most radio dis.

@user-ct6hr5nu1q

11 ай бұрын

@@johngarcia5396 anyone against robin on this just doesn’t comprehend the amount of money they make. It’s like a minimum wage worker being upset they had to pay for a 5¢ night out with friends

@quiksix25

3 ай бұрын

It's a chance to tell an entertaining story

@aliamjon2550

2 ай бұрын

You're right in that sense, but Howard was a multi millionaire before he went to satellite radio, When he went to satellite radio his first contract was for 100 million dollars for 5 years and then signed a second contract in 2010 for a little less, So you're 100% right, he should've never complained about that bill, Especially if you agreed to pay the bill before they went out, it's classless

“They’ve been so pampered and so baby-ed in life, they can’t pick up on signals.” Isn’t it great how this guy says things he would never apply to himself?

Benjy is on FBI watchlist for sure

"I'm sorry Bengi, the world doesn't revolve around you" that's because it revolves around Howard, or so he thinks.

Howard Stern, who's sitting with a net worth of $650 million, is worried about an $800 bottle of wine? That's the funniest thing about the whole story.

Lol this title, if you know you know.

@edub9930

Жыл бұрын

Slick 😁

@ellie-tk4jy

Жыл бұрын

Yeh I I knew what this was about instantly.

If Jackie Marlow was at this dinner this conversation would have been so much more funnier 2022

@adamcardenas9745

11 ай бұрын

Somehow Jackie woulda been blamed

@ribbs13

9 ай бұрын

@@adamcardenas9745lol no doubt

@jayb6900

8 ай бұрын

Jackie left. Get over it.

@aliamjon2550

2 ай бұрын

Jackie martling

@aliamjon2550

2 ай бұрын

Or you could just say Jackie the joke man

I like how Robin rationalized it by saying there were $1200 bottles of wine there....like she was being graciously cheap.

@aliamjon2550

2 ай бұрын

Every one of them could afford to eat and drink like that every night

Nothing is ever Robin's fault

Howard having to pretend money is tight again to try and relate to his audience.

Wasn't there a bit where Robin tested a variety of wines and couldn't tell them apart?

@NMrecov

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah and she got all mad and flipped on everyone cause she says she’s a “wine connoisseur” and she couldn’t get anything right

@mulemule

2 жыл бұрын

Quivers-A-Lie also could not pick a fake Jackson Pollock out of a line up from one that Howard did.

@ACoKyo

2 жыл бұрын

there's been studies and blind experiments where trained oenophiles have picked out cheap stuff as the lavish expensive bottles

@anduin1

2 жыл бұрын

paying more than $50 for wine has always been a rip off

@Machiave11i

2 жыл бұрын

Robin is an idiot.

Listen i get where Howard's coming from but the man's literally worth hundreds of millions and that's after the divorce!

@bluntforcetrauma8192

2 жыл бұрын

800 bucks to us is 80 cents to Howard!

@michaelanthony1489

2 жыл бұрын

Only an asshole would think like you do. First off he's making a great bit for the air. Second he's right,. She made a mistake. Howard doesn't really care that much.

@optimisticcosmic

2 жыл бұрын

He’s Jewish.

@UFCSTARS

Жыл бұрын

@@optimisticcosmic His Dad is Jewish which doesn't count. One's Mother has to be Jewish to be considered Jewish and Howard's Mother is Italian.

It is amazing how everyone makes excuses for Howard's poor behavior.

When you want for dinner you order what you would normally order I'm not be excessive

This video artwork is literal art and genius

At this point, I think Howard was in his first 90 million dollar contract....

Isn’t Howard like a billionaire

Know your place. Howard is the lead dog so you fit in to his style.

Howard is worth close to a billion dollars. This is the equivalent of me complaining someone ordered the 99 cent bottomless fountain soda at the restaurant Actually… me spending 99 cents… I would actually be spending a bigger % of my net worth than Howard spending 800 bucks.

@jerryjeromehawkins1712

2 жыл бұрын

Difference is Hank... you're a good guy and Hollyward is a cheap, narcissistic hypocrite. 🍻

@mattfinleylive

2 жыл бұрын

You're dead-on , but people have a hard time considering how "much" a billion is... I mean, it's a THOUSAND MILLION. .99 to me is FAR more of my wealth than $800 to a billionaire. I mean, $800 is only 800 times $1... A billionaire would still be spending less of his wealth against a millionaire spending .99 cents.

@iamjp1

2 жыл бұрын

yeah so fuck him right, spend his money however you choose

@aidossocratis1813

2 жыл бұрын

Jew

@Keithmwalton

2 жыл бұрын

No matter how much money I had I would still think it was ballsy of her to order that pricey of a bottle, but I would never say anything publicly about it, that’s even tackier

Yeah she's a wine expert, art expert blah blah blah minimally educated pseudosophisticate Howard keeps on board to offset any racial or sexist criticism. Plain and simple.

The French section.

This is painful….

Clearly sounds like robin was also upset she wasnt sitting next to howard lol

Howard might be the least gracious man ever 😂

I like the thumbnail. Lol

Robin is the perfect example of a social experiment when you give a completely talentless, insane person a lot of money and a lavish lifestyle

@michaelanthony1489

2 жыл бұрын

Robin is an exceptional talent shithead. I'd love to see what kind of talent you are sir.

@optimisticcosmic

2 жыл бұрын

Perfectly said 😂. I bet she thinks God’s gift to this world too.

@jamesjameson4566

2 жыл бұрын

Like trading places

@jamesjameson4566

Жыл бұрын

@Stranded NYer go and sucker punch someone. Your type make it too easy

@RJSerrano21

Жыл бұрын

@Stranded NYer i know whats with these creepy lazy incels hating on robin

Neither Benjy, Will, not Beth pronounce the letter L. “I told him to hode off!”

First world problems.

Remember Robin had Howard sign a contract that no one is ever allowed to say anything negative about her or she'd quit.

@bobsiyt6548

6 ай бұрын

Then why didn’t Robin quit that day?

You cant involve benjy in anything. He's going to show off, or make something about himself, nm he has no class, or decorum at all. Taking him to a restaurant that serves $800 wine is asking for it.

@PlutoTheGod

Жыл бұрын

I’m a big benjy fan but even I would agree that it’s basically expecting trouble to invite him out. He purposely causes chaos

@JackBarrett7

Жыл бұрын

@@PlutoTheGod He does, and Andy Richter said it best, its an attempt at being like Kaufman where you create chaos as comedy, but that only works when at least one other persons in on it. But the way they cannot involve him in anything without his messing it up as a schtick..

@PlutoTheGod

Жыл бұрын

@@JackBarrett7 yeah he definitely would go overboard with it when it involved off air being with friends and just was him being flat out annoying. Sometimes I wonder if it’s because he hated Howard or just is actually mentally disturbed. That being said his stuff at events and on the street was genius. Zero shame, he would shut down entire movements with his wacky antics. He’d honestly probably be a lot better doing a solo thing on KZread or like the borat/bruno guy and really getting into his shtick

ROBERTO

stern has turned into his father...constantly berating those around him, obsessing over restaurant etiquette, etc.

@PlutoTheGod

Жыл бұрын

@@aremedyfrosty orrrrr could it be because he has to create content for a 4 hour radio show that’s funny and controversial ? Also, sure he can afford the wine but it’s rude to order that when someone else is paying without their knowledge no matter how rich

Robin, wine expert 😂😂😂

Hey now

I love artie but I really hated it when he would defend blobin in these types of things bc she was always the first one to pile on him whenever they were giving him shit

@africacarey

2 жыл бұрын

Right

@ellie-tk4jy

Жыл бұрын

Oh shut up. Artie is fat but you're talking about Robin's weight and giving her a dumb nickname like you're a 12 year old boy? Grow up. Artie was a good person, I guess that's why you're angry with him because you could never be that kind.

@bretmellon7

Жыл бұрын

@@EsterStPaul that is just a retarded statement

@clerks09

Жыл бұрын

I love Artie, but sometimes he didn't get the show. Howard is doing a bit and Artie is trying to solve the issue that isn't a real one as both him and Robin are super rich.

@nah7386

Жыл бұрын

That's not true at all. Robin defended artie so many times and genuinely cared about him. After he tried to end himself she was at his bed side in the hospital. She fought with howard when he antagonised artie over teddy. She called howard out over his oblivious attitude towards arties addiction. She got mad at him towards the end but who the hell wouldn't. He was obnoxious and impossible to deal with

I need a fellow Artie era Stern fan to help me out. I remember a specific bit about someone moving Howard’s jacket over a couple seats at some event but need some more details to jog my memory. Anyone else remember this or think it’s available online?

@markmunny

Жыл бұрын

You're remembering pre-Artie days. I think you're talking about when Ralph moved Gary's coat at the screening of Private Parts. Gary and Ralph fought about it and Ralph swore on air multiple times. Good stuff

26:40 the guy is right Howard's made millions and its kind disrespectful to confront robin on air over it I mean pay the bill Big shot.

anyone have the video for this?

Also, the man that makes $100m + per contract complaining about wine 🍷 makes it so much more infuriating. I realize he’s blowing it out of proportion for better radio - still, it’s annoying on every side.

Listen to the rich argue..

@kyanrinel5898

Жыл бұрын

*Mega Rich

@jackiepuppet

Жыл бұрын

Waaaaahhhh. They made it in life.

@HybridBlueDream

Жыл бұрын

@@jackiepuppet please don’t make a mockery of this

@rabidrabbitshuggers

Жыл бұрын

Happens every day on the news and the Bravo Channel…

@bbswag5420

Жыл бұрын

It’s a bit for the radio, no argument

One hundred percent benji was coked out of his mind

@andreviana8255

Жыл бұрын

Makes sense, but is there any proof that he does/did coke?

@sim1manson1

Жыл бұрын

What the fuck are you talking about?

@kulio1214

27 күн бұрын

No one has been that heavy while on coke

I just love Benji he is annoying to the core and I just love every bit of his bullshit! I like how he argues his point to the very end

Poor Robin all that fame and wealth mean nothing without someone you love, that's a line from lady sings the blue

I’m with Benji on this one. Howard is a strange dude and I wouldn’t want to hang out with him socially. “Howard claps his hands, says let’s order dessert and that’s the signal to move things along.” Lol what? What a fun dinner.

@schmeltingaccident

Жыл бұрын

Who does he think he is, Franki Valli?

@jaimejimenez5877

11 ай бұрын

He wakes up pretty early. And for you to be taking time out of your day coming to Benji's defense on KZread of all places. You should be crowned president of the Benji fan club.

Howard makes $1million an episode.

woine

13:53

A billionaire complaining about money.

Everyone would’ve had a much better time at Howard’s pretentious dinner had Howard not showed up. I cannot imagine the complete nightmare Beth lives every day. If I were her, I would’ve skimmed a few mill from this creep by now and leave.

Howard's wrong here. And not just because he's so obnoxiously rich. You don't ask someone you consider a wine expert to pick the wine at a Manhattan restaurant and then cry about the price.

@DavidAdarmases12

4 ай бұрын

Who gives a fuck if he's rich? Why bring that up?

I love how between nods arties going speak on etiquette. Benjys shitty attitude was the exact reason he hasn’t went anywhere in 30 years. He sat in that corner and slid Howard jokes and that’s it, didn’t grow to anything

They should be talkin about her laugh at last for about a minute and is the most annoying laugh of all time I don't know why it's never addressed. Saying it's a cackle is not living up to the reality of what it actually is. I have to vent in the comments because it annoys me so much and I really like her and feel bad for her because of the abuse she had to go through

@lyleprater8306

2 ай бұрын

Trust me I know. Every video is nothing but her laughing at every sentence Howard says and Howard only. I gotta think he told her to laugh no matter what to make him sound funny. She got paid by the laugh not by the hour

1200 bucks before the wine is bs. Would of been about 2500 easy on only food with that many people

Are we sure this isn’t a concocted story? Howard Stern has been a rich, and very recognizable figure since the 90s. Why would he need to be reminded of what something was costing him? These guys are big spender’s, that’s what they do.

They’re both rich. What’s it fucking matter. And I NEVER side with benji but the only thing he did wrong was being late.

Awesome help Benji put Stern right in his place by saying he doesn't give a bleep!!! God forbid you're late to the king's dinner, give me a break. I would have said next time do me a favor and don't invite me. And all of Howard's little minions bending over to kiss his butt about the subject, especially Gary. Sickening

I’m NEVER on Robin’s side… ever! She is (unfortunately) in the right here. It doesn’t mean I’m not annoyed by her here… just that compared to Howard, I understand her argument more.

I get that Howard is filthy rich. But when you did not grow up rich that mentality does not go away even after you make money. You are talking about a lifetime of conditioning. So an $800 bottle is going to trigger a reaction.

@jessv3917

3 ай бұрын

Howard didn't grow up poor. He had everything he ever wanted.

Who was the famous pervert?

@Machiave11i

Жыл бұрын

Eddie Money

So Howard has to rush the meal along cuz the little baby has to be in bed by 9 o'clock. Benji was right when he told him not to care so much. He should have told Howard to stick the dinner up his wazoo! Howard doesn't want him there but if he didn't show up at all Benji would have been chastised for that.

Does anybody know who the celebrity was that watched Benjy have sex with someone? Did that ever come out on the show?

@Machiave11i

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it was Bill Maher.

It's funny people think this crap is real. The billionaire cares about the wine cost.

Robin trying to be extra white again 😂

Howard is such a cheapo. All the money in the world and he still penny penches. This is not outrageous money by any means for someone at his level

@Machiave11i

Жыл бұрын

Well he is a Jew.

I know this is all entertainment and I hate to defend Robin, but Howard Stern makes about 2,000 dollars per minute in his Sirius contract, meaning he paid for the 3 bottles wine within the first 2 minutes of this very clip we're listening to. To further chastise Robin and the waiter is an embarrassment

@clerks09

Жыл бұрын

If you did this to a normal person it's insane. If you do this to a super rich guy, it's fine.

Howard is a billionaire complaining about spending 800 dollars for a bottle of wine. 800 dollars to Howard is like a dollar to you and me.

This is an all-time great moment in spite of Artie. Artie is forcing it. He's stealing the ball. He's not meant to be a primary ball-handler and initiate the offense. He should set picks and occasionally free himself up for an open shot. You can tell that Howard is annoyed. Every time Artie stops the show and asks a question, Howard has to steer it back. Robin kind of diminishes the reveal when early on she says, "some of the bottles cost $1200," this revelation took away some of the impact, as it gave us a range of what the bottle could cost and so we were not as surprised when we found out that the bottle she ordered was $800. Robin pushed back and said that the bottle was $700, but then quickly agreed with Howard when he insisted confidently that it was $800. It was probably $800 with tax. So the bottle was $800, that is set in stone, until of course when Howard went to Fred for a comment and Fred said the bottle was $700. Howard was annoyed by this. Fred is from Mars. He's so off most of the time.

@NY51663

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks coach

@JJGerrard1980

2 жыл бұрын

Calling out Artie for stealing the ball while you write chapters in the comment section. Who needs attention more? Artie was getting paid millions for injecting his opinions/jokes. You must be getting paid by the word.

@WillyTheComposerOfficial

Жыл бұрын

Dude the show isn’t scripted… I don’t why you’re critiquing it like it is. Howard is telling a story and people are reacting to it. Details will be muddled. Every piece of conversation won’t be perfectly appropriate. It’s a real conversation.

@NothingToPointOut24

Жыл бұрын

Even though at this time Artie was a millionaire, it shows how much of a normal person he was compared to Robin and Howard and their lifestyles. I mean Artie might blow 20 grand in Vegas in a weekend but would never pay 800 for a bottle of wine and some hoity toity restaurant. He is out of his league in this convo but if he doesnt pitch in then its two completely out of touch people discussing something 99.9 percent of the audience cant relate to.

@Bahia82

Жыл бұрын

Right about Robin she did mess up a little by mentioning the price so fast like that

At the time of this dinner, Stern was making between $80 and $90 mil per year, which is about 1200x the average income of a US citizen. In equivalency, if an average income person bought the wine, it would have economically cost 80 cents per bottle. And yet Stern is complaining about how expensive this is. Such a cheap... not gonna say it.

Is Artie back on the show?

@Machiave11i

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he's transgender now.

@rudeboy5127

2 жыл бұрын

@@Machiave11i Are you crazy. Never

@Machiave11i

2 жыл бұрын

@@rudeboy5127 Then why did you ask?

@richt87

11 ай бұрын

When I first herd this on Sirius as replay the now edit Artie right out

She is such a horrible person

Howard, perpetually mad that something isn't going his way tells Benji "the world doesn't revolve around you". The more I listen to these random old stern clips, the more I appreciate when Benji would do stuff like this to throw off these self centered rich weirdos.

Howard Stern fans are like wrestling fans who think it’s 100% real. This is a SHOW. It’s exaggerated, staged bits. They are trying to entertain. Enjoy it or don’t, but stop talking about how Howard has “changed”.

I listen to a lot of these old stern clips. I can’t believe how many people rip on the show and Howard. Why do you listen??

I cannot stand Robin

@The_ginjer_ninja

Жыл бұрын

@@Groundtoahalt he wears on my nerves too

Artie is out of line here. Talking way too much, Hard to listen to honestly

@WillyTheComposerOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

I just don’t understand it when I see these comments. He’s taking in the role of an audience member and getting clarification, cracking a joke here and there. That’s his job. How is he talking too much? He doesn’t seem to be chiming in any more often than usual.

@saljablo2767

2 жыл бұрын

@@WillyTheComposerOfficial couldn’t of said it better.

@billb.2673

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know that he’s out of line but it’s interesting how many times he started to say something and then stern talks right over him

@clerks09

2 жыл бұрын

He's 100% missing the joke and bit Howard is trying to do. He's not really angry about it in real life because he's rich, but it's still funny to bitch about. And for some reason Artie doesn't understand that during this bit. He usually is in tune with the show.

Millionaire crying over 2400 dollars = Jew