8 Bunk’d Jokes That Aren't For Kids
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I’m so sad that Bunk’d is going off the air after the end of this season! Where am I going to get my fix now that it AND Jessie are off the air?! Ugh! This show is super funny, made even more so by all the adult jokes. Even though this show is on Disney Channel, a lot of the humor is pretty dirty. I’m Whitney Van Laningham, and these are the dirtiest dirty jokes in Bunk’d.
#bunk'd #dirtyjokes
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You missed one of the biggest which was when a neighboring camp took their secrete hideout and both Emma and Zander keep being sad about it cause they'll miss their "talks"
@elissebanning1874
5 жыл бұрын
Circus Freak I know that is the most obvious one
@mimichappel3067
5 жыл бұрын
Also when the guy from “for reals” came and Lou said “Dibs on being demolished!”
@kannathecookie3584
5 жыл бұрын
Chats*
@emmacraw3269
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@evelyngonzalez172
5 жыл бұрын
True
What about when the counselors meet at the spot and they toast “We love our jobs we have a blast, but sometimes those kids can be a pain the... neck” (Honestly my favorite)
@aronasworld_4395
5 жыл бұрын
Sauce Money B _ pain in the...neck nah u ment ass
@heylol747
5 жыл бұрын
Arianna Miles No in Bunk’d they say neck
@aviator2117
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@Dadpool_510
5 жыл бұрын
@@aronasworld_4395 no it says that in the episode it has a pause before they say "neck"
@jazzinikki01
5 жыл бұрын
Mine too😂😂😂😂
1:00 "Get electrocuted? WOAH.... Teens these days are WAY TOO CARZY" 😂😂😂
@pineclarkieasmr6387
5 жыл бұрын
☺
@pinapple_shayshay6631
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao I only love this show because of Ski....
@Picklebean72
5 жыл бұрын
Pinapple _ShayShay skai
@kaszahall8883
5 жыл бұрын
When I was little I asked what that meant..
@JohnWick-nc4si
5 жыл бұрын
Emma is 20 and Lou is 22 sooooooo
Season 3, was pretty weird, most of the characters are gone.
@elisabethfanfan9560
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah they are just replaced with a bunch of reject knock offs
@neke77
4 жыл бұрын
@@elisabethfanfan9560 Then The Ross Siblings leave-
@elisabethfanfan9560
4 жыл бұрын
@@neke77 yeah so it's not. Even a spin off
@strawberryshortcake22
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@neke77
4 жыл бұрын
@@elisabethfanfan9560 I dont Even feel like its Bunk'd anymore
Bunk’d was Jessie but without Bertram... *NO THANKS*
@megan3857
5 жыл бұрын
Zach Ryder and Luke!
@michaelsegal3558
5 жыл бұрын
Zach Ryder and without Jessie too
@michaelsegal3558
5 жыл бұрын
And Bertram did make a cameo in one episode of Bunk’d
@jeykcacortes3786
5 жыл бұрын
Zach Ryder Yesssss
@jasong352
5 жыл бұрын
Michael Segal true
One episode they are fighting to keep the spot and Emma and Xander Repeat "We go to the spot to... Chat" very often
@mehope1417
5 жыл бұрын
Xander is how you spell it you were right
@lpsgrandgumballtv1331
5 жыл бұрын
It's pronounced "ZAN-der", you got it right the first time
@funwithakthechannelwherean4510
5 жыл бұрын
It's CHAT not talk
@jenni5076
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@sourad.e5661
5 жыл бұрын
i wish i could like this but it’s at 420
Probably the weirdest I’ve heard is: Xander: I hope they don’t have cameras at the spot... Emma & Xander: 😬😬
@lovegirls6062
3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@georgina9389
3 жыл бұрын
"Uhh because we uh 'talkk' there."
@cupio-stardust
3 жыл бұрын
Aren’t they minors in this series-
@cartooncentral263
2 жыл бұрын
Goodnight everybody!
@12345ABCDEZAG
2 жыл бұрын
Lol I saw that and I admittedly started making a face *sus face*
I don't think Xander was talking about a orgy, I think he ment having his girl on top of him. Which, yeah is still equally adult joke dirty. And i didn't even put 2 And 2 together on the obvious game of thrones reference wowwww.
@megansimpson1918
5 жыл бұрын
JDeppFan2272 that's what I thought too. It didn't seem like and orgy lol
@Brandilea1201
4 жыл бұрын
JDeppFan2272 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sasparillagreg-9292
4 жыл бұрын
No I’m pretty sure it meant that he had dreams of girls chasing him because they loved him
@SgcCinnamon
3 жыл бұрын
@@sasparillagreg-9292 lmao true
@cartooncentral263
2 жыл бұрын
Goodnight everybody!
I just love Zuri! She tells it like it is! She's the main reason why I watched Jessie.
@nextonthechoppingblock
5 жыл бұрын
Hope Morlen exactly
@XSPXtremesimmerproductions
5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@angelareece3763
5 жыл бұрын
@@smashbros4822 And you are a pervet she was not talking about who is hot more like who is funny and emma was dumb
@deadlimelight82
5 жыл бұрын
Mine too😂
@krazykillerrr7791
5 жыл бұрын
@@smashbros4822 ok
I miss Xander and Hazel on this series.
@heylowswagg1251
5 жыл бұрын
What happened to them and the other actor's that left?
@rahatchoudhury7138
5 жыл бұрын
Also griff and i dont know if i miss jorge in the series
@rahatchoudhury7138
5 жыл бұрын
Actually they started acting in a differant show by the way they are actors
@michaeloluwajuyemi4546
5 жыл бұрын
heylowswagg I know!
@paulapauline4601
5 жыл бұрын
And Tiffany and Jorge
Who else remembered that one episode when Zuri did the “driver salute”
@cydthestrangee
3 жыл бұрын
Meh
@user-jp2hh1jy6b
3 жыл бұрын
I did!!
@Flome810
3 жыл бұрын
I was like 8 and I knew what she meant
@kaylariffic6611
3 жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@randomaccount7443
3 жыл бұрын
I dont understand but I think I know what it means but idk at the same time lol
in “Bride And Doom” Emma said “Let’s hope they don’t have any cameras at the spot” To Xander and they looked all weird and stuff. i probably just have a dirty mind but the fact that they’re dating and there’s a lot of dirty jokes about them makes me think they “do things” with each other at The Spot
@cydthestrangee
3 жыл бұрын
YES I REMEMBER THAT
i dont know although bunkd isnt a bad show i can never enjoy it because i always compare it to jessie
@famishedhalo3784
5 жыл бұрын
Youp
@rahatchoudhury7138
5 жыл бұрын
Well they did go to camp kikiwaka when they left newyork and jessie left when she saved the kids in the hollywood sign in action
I don't know if you noticed but just about everything Hazel says is a dirty joke. But I think the video would take too long if you mentioned all the dirty jokes that Hazel says lol 🤣
@cartooncentral263
2 жыл бұрын
Goodnight everybody!
i think she is just dirty minded
@sjonemoore6877
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@noone-zq7vs
3 жыл бұрын
Yea like it a kid show it not wrong till u bring it up
@Katie-ow9rx
3 жыл бұрын
@@sjonemoore6877 No the writers are. What about "We love our jobs, we have a blast but some times those kids are a pain in the.......neck". If it was so ✨clean✨ there shouldn't have been a break or it could just be pain in the back
@radiotelevision2371
3 жыл бұрын
I think your just 6 and don’t know a clear reference to Sex or how sex works
@CornerBallparkWb
3 жыл бұрын
The writers put the jokes in she just understood them
"And ill be back next week to ruin your child hood" haha😂
The 9 ball one had me dying when I watched it for the first time it went over my head but when I watched it a year later I was like “ *OMG IT’S DISNEY THEY SAID THAT*
@makeuppassions529
4 жыл бұрын
Alexandra Fuentes you don’t wanna know until your older
@marioalvarado4149
4 жыл бұрын
we have the name last name
@gwendalynnalvarado8277
4 жыл бұрын
mario alvarado that’s nice 😌
1:10 this is why this channel has under 500k subscribers
@theguywithahoodie458
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@dgkwigga7768
4 жыл бұрын
Yyyyup
@ttgaming8893
4 жыл бұрын
Yah she made that whole scene cringe
@shannanchan1092
3 жыл бұрын
Lol it’s been a year and it’s still under 500k
@dogarethebestloveit6897
3 жыл бұрын
@@shannanchan1092 2*
In the episode where Zuri was hiding a phone and Lou and Hazel were searching for it, when Hazel frisked Xander for the “12th time”, he said “Hazel that is not a pocket”
@cartooncentral263
2 жыл бұрын
Goodnight everybody!
1:14 gurl it’s in my feelings
1:56 um.. they are from woodchuck! NOT grizzly
@jenni5076
5 жыл бұрын
True I didn't reazlize that b4 lol
@sophie-ij2bf
4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah
@radiotelevision2371
3 жыл бұрын
Does it even matter, the show is dirty and sucks ether way
You forgot when Zander and Emma loose the spirit stick and start to look for it. They can't find it so then meet up later. And Zander says "I have scratch marks in places you don't want to imagine" then. Hazel says "I'll imagine" and huddles up next to Zander staring off in to the distance "Imagining"
@NaomiRodriguex
2 жыл бұрын
What is the episode called
@johnbianchi9401
Жыл бұрын
Was the spirit stick tied up before they let it "Loose"!?
“And I’ll be back next week to ruin your childhood”🤣🤣🤣😂😂 4:44
you forgot this: emma said "lou once called me a deep-fried-dickerydoodle" then zuri said "well if the doodle fits" i had a mental picture o^o
@NaomiRodriguex
2 жыл бұрын
Which episode was it
Also there’s another one that’s in season 2 “mud fight”, when Bronson falls down the stairs, Lou says, “I hope you didn’t hurt your biceps, those are two of my three favorite parts!” I think we all know what the third part is!!!
My sister watching Bunk’d on the TV: 👁👄👁 Zander: 2:08 Me:😳 Also me: MOMMMMM
I remember laughing so much when Jorge suggested getting physical. I almost chocked.
Remember when the weasel cabin trashed the woodchuck cabin and when hazel said “trashing ur cabin just popped into my head” and Emma said “like that weird voice tells u that hairstyle looks good” Hazel=Roasted
@NaomiRodriguex
2 жыл бұрын
Which episode was that
You missed one, there was this one episode where hazel talks about Xander and says "All the thing i could make him do" then Zuri says "like branding your hair?" And hazel responds back "yeah lets go with THAT"
@NaomiRodriguex
2 жыл бұрын
Which episode was that
I'm not trying to be a hater when I say this but I caught onto a mistake you made you said the grizzly girls try to get the spirit stick back the girls were in woodchuck
She missed one, In one of the episodes this dude is using Lu to do his job for him and he’s making up excuses for it And then when Zuri and Emma find out about it Zuri says “I’m gonna put a squirrel down his pants and let it do it’s thing.” And there’s also one where Gladys is on the phone and says “what should I do with all these balls?” And then she said “I Will Not Put Them there!!”
@chocolatedxth8711
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@NaomiRodriguex
2 жыл бұрын
What is the episode called
You forgot the one where Zuri talks about Gladys skinny dipping in the lake.
@cydthestrangee
3 жыл бұрын
The one where zuri and luke and griff were on the mountioun and uh they saw gladys sun bathing XD
@NaomiRodriguex
2 жыл бұрын
Which episode was it
Maybe your just dirty minded
@oliverwalker7641
5 жыл бұрын
@Nashawn Hayes or maybe hes right and you're just super sensitive
@grizzlyer2200
5 жыл бұрын
Random Car Guy nah yall are ignorant
@oliverwalker7641
5 жыл бұрын
@@grizzlyer2200 mmm debatable
@aditisrivastava6855
5 жыл бұрын
Nahhh it's just her being older than the recommended audience.
@grizzlyer2200
5 жыл бұрын
Aditi Srivastava thats also true
“If they don’t listen to KiKi Do You Love Me while their grinding I’ll loose it” I GEt IT
They aren't dirty jokes. It's just your dirty minds 🤦♂️🤦♀️
@rykengames2521
4 жыл бұрын
Jacking_ yep
@radiotelevision2371
3 жыл бұрын
No, the show references sex just because you’re 10 and can’t see that doesn’t mean it’s dirty minded it means you don’t understand sex
@Obi-Wan_Kenobi
3 жыл бұрын
@@radiotelevision2371 This show does not reference that subject at all. At worst they make jokes about kissing, but this channel is exaggerating those jokes for the sake of views. Please tell me you don't actually think this show makes dirty jokes and please tell me you didn't try to insult OP when you're probably like 13 yourself. You're just trying to make yourself look older and more adult than you actually are.
@radiotelevision2371
3 жыл бұрын
@@Obi-Wan_Kenobi ok “Obi-Wan Kenobi” I’ll tell ya I’m a bit older than 13, lmao! Even if I was I learned about seggs at 10-9, do you need to rewatch the video? It’s making clear innuendoes, there’s articles on this, parents signing positions to take it down! I have watched shows like “Friends” where they come out and say it. But at the end of the day this is a kids show. Kids as young as 6 watch it. It’s rather obvious quite frankly.
@radiotelevision2371
3 жыл бұрын
@@Obi-Wan_Kenobi also probs best not to like your own comment, when talking about how mature you are
Here's one, So they were stuck some where up high and Xander said something about places "They wouldn't wanna think about" and Hazel was like "I would like to think about them"
U forgot when Emma and Xander lost their spot they said they are going to miss their “talks”
@xylema.
5 жыл бұрын
I’m Jay Schif but what were they doing when they were ‘talking?’
@yrualamepooperscooper8563
5 жыл бұрын
Amina Hoque u don’t know they were having sex
@xylema.
5 жыл бұрын
I’m Jay Schif so they were having sex?? What
@sleepybtchx
5 жыл бұрын
@@xylema. Honestly, I think Emma and Zander just meant that they were making out. Hence the air quotes on, "talks".
Do Ralph brakes the Internet their are so many DIRTY JOKES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@rahatchoudhury7138
5 жыл бұрын
Its breaks not brakes
@mariacastaneda640
5 жыл бұрын
Dacula Cheerleading but what if someone didn’t watch it then they would’ve spoiled it
@tyecartier7662
5 жыл бұрын
Maria Castañeda but the person who never watched the movie should not click on the video unless that want the movie spoiled for them
@divaonadime6759
5 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@jaelyn3626
5 жыл бұрын
shuvroTanisha choudhury well obviously you knew what she was meant to say
I miss all the old Nick and Disney shows
I watch Bunk'd like almost all the time! How did I not notice these?!
Remember when Bunk’d was supposed to end after Season 3? Good times.
My favorite joke was when Emma said that she and Xander could "chat" at the spot
@NaomiRodriguex
2 жыл бұрын
Which episode was that
@ash_7118
2 жыл бұрын
Season 2 ep 5 "Queen of screams"
Don’t forget when they need security cameras and Ravi says ‘Oh gladis has some in the woods!’ Then Emma says to xander ‘let’s hope she doesn’t have any at the spot’ and then they give each other a horrified look 😂
@NaomiRodriguex
2 жыл бұрын
Which episode was that
@realtaeana
Жыл бұрын
@@NaomiRodriguexBride and Doom
When she said the Grizzly Girls I burst out laughing.
@NaomiRodriguex
2 жыл бұрын
Which episode did she say that
I feel like emma and zander reference "the spot where they...chat" all the time😂
I’m here looking for the “that isn’t a pocket” one Found it
@androidtechnique7650
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
She should of said the scene where Hazel told Xander, “I got hot wings, want a bite?” And Xander replied with, “ I don’t think she’s talking about the wings.”
How could you forget the one where they’re in the boat and Zander says ‘spelunking’ and then Emma slaps him
@oxicon
2 жыл бұрын
@•A L Y S S A• LIFE• we know but Emma thought it meant something else idiot
@evankeal
2 жыл бұрын
No doubt, that one is so far beyond all the others put together. I still can't believe that one made it to air.
And when Emma said she hopes there’s no cameras at the spot 😂💜
Bunk’d never went off-air yet
"and I'll be back next week to ruin your childhood" Wow okay 😮😂😂
Haha! “I had dreams of this, but I was much happier” lol!
1:29 was probably the best joke in my opinion lol
One time they released a new episode on my birthday, and it's so good!🤓
“And I’ll be next week to ruin you childhood” LOL XD
The funniest one was where Hazel got on the pool table and said RACK EM 😂😂
"Camp pee pee coca"😂 lmao me and my sister made it up
@fishcometsoup
5 жыл бұрын
Same dude!
@pastores10
5 жыл бұрын
XD wait wasnt that simalier to the episode "Luke out below" when a guy from camp champion said that?
@iseeyou7605
5 жыл бұрын
@@pastores10 idk because I don't watch bunked no more and I think I never watched that season
I already got the spelunking one xD
Girl: it’s off the air Season 4 of bunk’d: 🗿
You forgot the one we’re they try to find the spirit/ghost and then when they say gladic has cameras around the forest including the spot Emma and Zander look at each other and say so they’ve being watching is when we meet!?
Lol I always had a crush on Emma 😂 since Jessie
My fav character is zuri she just has those jokes and money commin' at you😀
Aliens never probed me. They made me slow dance.
Omg I love this channel!!!
What about the one where Griff said (talking about a drone) "we can use it to look at girls............"
The missed on of the biggest ones which was when a neighbouring camp took their secret hideout and both Emma and Zander were sad that they were going to miss their “talks” Edit: ya okay I got one like
@NaomiRodriguex
2 жыл бұрын
Which episode was that
There was this one episode where Ravi said there was cameras at “the spot” that Xander and Emma hang out at and suddenly Emma and Zander looked at each other and said “do you think they see what we do there” and Ravi said “I don’t wanna know what you guys do” or somethings along those lines
@NaomiRodriguex
2 жыл бұрын
Which episode was that
Don’t ever ask if they have ever got probed by a little green man hahahahaha damn that’s funny
Love you guys
Hi Whitney I love you so much. Keep up the dirty jokes.
@memetos9375
5 жыл бұрын
William White that sounds wrong
@julietchibuta7376
5 жыл бұрын
come again say what now???
@theadventuresofspectahman9079
5 жыл бұрын
How dare you bill white! I ♥ her body--no her more!
@bandobaby1676
5 жыл бұрын
Naruto
@itshk9427
5 жыл бұрын
Say wuuuuut
That one episode when Xander invited Emma to the spot Lou was doing that weird dance thingy I WAS LAUGHING
@NaomiRodriguex
2 жыл бұрын
Which episode was that
There’s so many dirty jokes in bunk’d lmaooo
“So sad Bunk’d is going off this season.” -NerdWire Bunk’d: Has two more seasons.
3:04 💀
What about when they think there is a ghost at camp and Hazel says there are cameras around camp so they can check if the ghost is actually there. Then Emma whispers to Xander “let’s hope that they don’t have cameras at the spot” then they both have a dirty look on their faces. That was so funny!
The ribbon didn't do anything to deserve this. It's hard to eat cake when it hasn't been flossed properly! 😂
You forgot at one episode this is what happens: Hazel: Wait! Galdys has cameras all over the forest to find cute boys! (or something) Emma: I hope she didn't have some at the spot.. **Emma and Xander look at eachother wide-eyed** EW
@cydthestrangee
3 жыл бұрын
The facts are real.. i always wondered if they were gonna do sum ... If you know what i mean ;-;
I love watching this bunked
@rahatchoudhury7138
5 жыл бұрын
You spelled bunkd wrong
Tbh Whitney never fails to make me smile
So I’m sittin here singing rick and morty songs in my head then at the end of the vid I realized ur shirt says rick and morty lol I loveeeeee that show xad
You missed one of the big ones when Lou said this, " my pigs are makin the bacon."
@NaomiRodriguex
2 жыл бұрын
Which episode was that
when emma said " i hate that clucking clock" meaning he was gonna say ------- but y'know..
And that one episode where they were like let's hope Gladys doesn't have cameras at the spot 😂
I like the one in gone girl where Jorge said why do we have to suffer because you’re hideous and no one wants to date you I laughed so much I fell off the couch
What about the one where Zander says to Emma “let go skuplunking”
I’m gonna miss this show. I was so sad when Jessie went off the air and now Bunk’d 😭😭😭
@JamieTheRebel
5 жыл бұрын
Doesn't she mean Tessa netting is one stone cold b
Raven: nia had a sub in english! OMG! Me: hahha
LMFAO BIGGEST STRETCH
Andi Mack is superior to bunk’d and that’s the tea fight me
@helpmeget100subswithnovide6
5 жыл бұрын
I hate andi mack she's so dramatic it's annoying
@mj-sq7ii
5 жыл бұрын
Alli oof she’s a middle school girl of course she can be annoying. But andi mack is honestly such an amazing show. It deals with important topics and is honestly revolutionary for Disney channel.
@helpmeget100subswithnovide6
5 жыл бұрын
@@mj-sq7ii yeah I just hate how dramatic she is
@samhithathatikonda1536
4 жыл бұрын
Andi Mack is a great show! So much diversity and representation. It deals with important societal issues in a kid-friendly way. It has its flaws, but it's still my favorite Disney show :) Also Tyrus forever
What about when Zuri taught Tiffany the “cab driver salute”
@christineboll9478
5 жыл бұрын
Youssef Farg: I always wondered what the salute was.
@kyx.nom_kox8005
5 жыл бұрын
Emma was trying to stop Zuki from telling anyone "No"
@NaomiRodriguex
2 жыл бұрын
which episode did she teach her
3:38 still my favourite part after so many years 😂
“Zander and I can play a little nine ball. Rock em🥴”
Can you do Andi Mack
@fantalol3104
5 жыл бұрын
I like watching andi Mack
@glamourgachagirl2106
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah do andi Mack
@mehope1417
5 жыл бұрын
What is Andi Mack
@fjdjsjsj1646
5 жыл бұрын
pinkie fun I’m friends with Asher angel personally lol ur not
@issa.hailey9359
5 жыл бұрын
@@fjdjsjsj1646 no u is not
Wait a minute did she say "kiki do you love me" instead of "in my feelings" lololololololololololololol (1:20)
she shakes like a warm bro lol 😆
If this wasnt a kid show, there would be more then just dirty jokes... 😂😳
I like the one when they almost lost the spot and Emma and Zander walking in the mess hall saying we’re else are we going to pause as they see Zuri talk and Zuri goes mmmmhhh
@jeremyhaynes108
5 жыл бұрын
anime fan girl 101 it’s xander
Do a video of who is going to be the mole in Runaways Season 2
Jorhej said "hahahah look a bra" in one episode😂😂
Bunk'd is getting a new season!