7 Definitely Evil Corporations We'd Secretly Love To Work For
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Games are full of evil corporations - here are 7 we'd secretly like to work for. There are plenty of evil corporations in video games we'd happily join. From amazing staff facilities in the evil HQ to fun gadgets you get free with the job, there's always a perk if you look hard enough. Did we miss any classic evil companies?
When we say evil corporation we mean the likes of Shinra or Aperture Science - villains we've been fighting all our life, even though we secretly envy them. Perhaps you'd like to join Ted Faro's robot dinosaur empire in Horizon Zero Dawn, or try climbing the corporate ladder at Umbrella. We won't judge you for joining these evil video game companies.
Here's a handy list of all the evil companies in this video:
00:00 You’ve caught me…
01:13 Shinra
03:25 Faro Automated Solutions
05:15 Aperture Science
06:48 LifeInvader
08:17 The company from Inside
10:00 The Templars
11:18 Arasaka
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I feel like a child again now that these are back regularly.
That’s probably the funniest “Hello, you’ve caught me” yet😭
@No.particular.designation
Ай бұрын
Loving the clever humour, favourite jokes were the "potato manager" and Italian Roberto! 🤣😂🤪 Greatest PSA list vid in years, nicely done!
Not a corporation, but the prosecutor's office from Phoenix Wright: not only do you get to be incredibly stylish, you can also fabricate all your evidence and not face any consequences for it.
@PlayStationAccess
Ай бұрын
Ha, great shout.
I saw the title and immediately thought that this was throwing shade at EA, Activision Blizzard or Ubisoft
@SMTenacity
Ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one
@cranecorbeau6433
Ай бұрын
Absolutely thought the exact same thing.
@TheOfficialPSI
Ай бұрын
Or Sony
@alexs_music_lab
22 күн бұрын
bro same lmao
Shinra - I spent last week cosplaying as Reno at a convention, being such a snarky antagonist is what I live for
@robertbouley7697
Ай бұрын
Excellent choice
@sswishbone
Ай бұрын
@@robertbouley7697 Thanks, Slick.
"Chataneuf de Pepper" had me rolling 😂
The Dark Brotherhood has a very supportive work environemt, lots of comradery, a good incentive program, and lots of advancement opportunities. And you can work as much or as little as you like, you have complete control over your schedule.
TranStar - Prey 2017 - you work on space station - there are fellow nerds holding TTRPG sessions - you're able to do space walks so long as you have training and permission - as incentive, they give employees nuromods, which are basically brain DLC that can give you any skill or training you want, including (I assume) zero-g training
@ka-mai
Ай бұрын
- not evil
Hello, You've caught me awaiting the release of this weeks Friday Feature!
Vault Tec seems like I high pressure work environment. You always have to think up ironic experiments to go comically wrong. 😄
@Dark_Mishra
Ай бұрын
Tbf, a lot vaults did have legitimately good concerns and ideas, the problem was the didn’t realize (or maybe they did) how out of control some of the experiments could end up.
Don’t forget that the Shinra office has a nap room for their employees (btw I can imagine Rob dancing to the shinra theme on his way to a board meeting) Since FFXIV expansions were mentioned, today is early access for dawntrail!
I'm surprised that you didn't mention Vault Tec, if only because of its close work with RobCo! Meanwhile, my favorite definitely evil co-worker would be Scottish Gollum, as voiced by Rob.
@forsetigodofjusticeexcelle7506
Ай бұрын
They can't mention it because Microsoft bought Bethesda in 2021. Because this channel is official Sony, they gotta follow all the usual corporate rules.
Didn't expect to see Rob in his secret bondage gear today. I'm both disgusted and enthralled.
@tomoroboros
Ай бұрын
The delsin fanart is working!
Dave missed the MGS reference in the end. Two lines need to be added on the white board next week (assuming Rob will surely mention MGS again next Friday)
I really hope Rob did a Ned Flanders impression to Dave with that PVC leather, where Ned sees Homer skiing & tells Homer his suit feels like he's wearing nothing at all whilst shaking his booty 😂
Rosie is a gift from above. Also her pawn in DD2 was a great help to me early on.
The Tojo Clan, we love even though they are at war with another faction every day of the week, the Omi Aliance one day, the Go-Ryu Clan another day and the Jingweon Mafia at the end of the week
Is it funny or sad that I thought this was going to be Rob talking how he'd secretly love to work for EA and the like?
@diduca88
Ай бұрын
Exact same here 😂
Just wanted to say love the Friday features, these are the favourite part of my week and have been helpful in getting through my A levels! Keep up the great work Rob, you're doing great ❤
Dear god I would NOT want to even imagine a bendy and moist Rob Pearson, thank you very much...
I’m writing a second comment because I really need to praise Rob’s Italian, ottimo lavoro Roberto!
@PlayStationAccess
Ай бұрын
Courtesy of google translate. I hope we didn't get it wrong!
@melaniapina6368
Ай бұрын
@@PlayStationAccessit’s perfect, I love it 😊
Hey, just wanted to say, Friday features got me through GCSEs and A-levels, I’m so glad they are back. I’ve rewatched the original 275 a couple times since then, and this feels wonderfully updated with new and grander skits while still feeling like a seemless continuation of the original classics. I’m probably talking too much about online list content, but I honestly think these videos are so wonderful, I’ve gone back and rewatched the original few hundred many times… and I’ve never even owned a PlayStation Just wanted to say keep it up, you haven’t missed a beat!
3:15 I was expecting the chocobo song from the Mideel shop to start playing, just to spite Dave!
Hello, you've caught me working for EA, please don't tell anyone or I'll be black listed from everyone lol 😂😂
Yeah, I'd work for Shinra. Put me either into SOLDIER or Deepground right now! LOL
HELLO, you've caught me slacking off work late on a Friday afternoon.
@PlayStationAccess
Ай бұрын
We won't tell on you.
Nice to see Rob using his real picture in the thumbnail instead of the normal human facade he normally sports. 😁
“Hello, you’ve caught me accidentally falling into the North Sea” 😂
You left out the Gadgetron Corporation in Ratchet and Clank. 🙁Definitely need a part 2
These Friday Features are still top tier content. Thanks Rob and team for the entertainment!
I know they are not a corporation but I think Federal Bureau of Control is really cool in Control as well as the Oldest House.
@TheFinalFanboy
Ай бұрын
"Evil" corporation might be taking that a bit far, though. They're a morally ambiguous corporation at worst. Near as I can tell, their primary purpose is to contain unimaginably dangerous items so they don't kill everyone. And Jesse's a good person, so she's not likely to use her position for bad stuff.
I'm curious what a 20yo bottle of flat soda would taste like but I'm not brave enough nor patient enough to find out...👀
@NinjaMatt2201
Ай бұрын
Brad from Cinema Snob has done it a few times. Just look up Brad tries.
@HoYuPhat
Ай бұрын
@NinjaMatt2201 Of course this exist! I freaking LOVE the internet. Thanks bro...🤣🤣👍🏾
Rob absolutely rocks those robot moves 🤖😎
Gremlin Rosie eating bread next to a bin was honestly a surprise, sure, but a welcome one.
Not quite an evil company, but an evil genius I would work for is Robert S Pearson!
@baggybinny
Ай бұрын
Sony!!
@rus.t
Ай бұрын
or alternate universe Ben Starr
I read Evil Corporations in the thumbnail and immediately thought of Ubisoft. Then I read the part about we would love to join and thought: but I definitely wouldn't join that garbage company.
Dam Rob was hitting the robot on beat 😂😂 got that James Bond swag 😎
Abstergo was my immediate thought!
This video was not what I expected XD. I was thinking more like EA, Activision etc...
Rob in a pvc outfit is a sight I’ll never unsee. Also Rosie eating her sandwiches in such a way is very unsettling.
11:00 Like hell you aren't. I didn't care about platinum trophies before I started watching your channel. Now I'm obsessed.
I had to laugh at the sudden cut to Rob wearing the Wesker outfit in the intro. That was unexpected 🤣
These have been class the last few weeks. Well done access! Rosie as all the holograms in horizon would be hilarious
The first entry reminded me how awesome the music is for team rocket's underground in Pokemon Gold and Silver =D
One of the highlights of my week, every week
"hello 😊 youve caught me again" welcome back rob. easily my fav access video series. the only thibg that gets close is wholesome rosie streams and me discovering what games are being added to ps plus each month
Thank you Rob and gang for bringing joy back to my Fridays
As long as they don't make me listen to Christmas music while I work, I'm in!
The Corpo life path has the best dialogue and side mission options imo. Nomad was my first choice and I prefer the opening to that but Corpo also has that personality juxtaposition between V and Johnny.
Does IAGO from Hitman count? I mean, sure, you'd have to be comfortable with a little illegal information dealing, but on the plus side, imagine all the cool places you'd get to visit for your work. I heard that in 2016, they hosted a really killer fashion show in Paris.
@PlayStationAccess
Ай бұрын
Oh, they count for sure. Incredible workplaces. So much travel!
I'm so happy the friday feature is back
I have missed you guys so much. I’m so happy it’s back I really missed you acces team! Keep posting I can’t wait to see more
@PlayStationAccess
Ай бұрын
We've been doing the lists for a couple of months - do go back and catch up if you haven't already!
I love these videos thank you Rob, and team❤️😃
I Swear Rob's "Hello You've Caught Me" quip is so Iconic
Roberto di Auditore da Dr Pepper haha Châteauneuf du pepper was brilliant as was the "one Jazz soundtrack short of being a Gran Turismo showroom" Bendy AND Moist lol
What an amazing, fresh, and. Entertaining list feature video. Nothing makes my day better than Rob's Friday Features presented by one the world's most charismatic, wise, and talented man ever to have blessed this planet with their presence. On a totally separate note, can I have a promotion now, please?
You can tell that Rob really loves evil companies and talking about which ones he would join, because this video is even funnier than previous ones. And don't think I didn't notice the Disney joke 😅
Thanks for the job, Rob!
Hello, you’ve caught me submitting my application for RobInc. I am definitely subscribed to the channel and I always hit the like button before the #vod starts. For additional consideration I listen to both the PSA podcast on 2 different streaming services to boost numbers and I love the Redshirt Cinema and will be sad when that ends. Long live our beloved ruler Delsin
Friday has once again become my favourite day of the week
Hello, you've caught me watching my favorite KZread channel.
Hello, you’ve got me. Looking forward to Fridays again.
🎶 It’s not the best choiiiiice, It’s Spacer’s Choice!
@PlayStationAccess
Ай бұрын
Definitely has the best mascot.
@landismithCOJ
Ай бұрын
Underrated selection
@Matt1yu
Ай бұрын
Woah, woah, woah. Let's not forget about Rizzo's.
@pyrofan80
Ай бұрын
@@Matt1yu Sorry, but due to my contract with Spacer’s Choice, I am legally obligated to forget Rizzo’s.
Shinra looks amazing!!!
Being executive at Cerberus (Mass Effect series) seems like one of the best jobs you get to play God, you just don't want to be one of the grunts
The thumbnail was amazing
Rosie is slowly becoming the resident goblin in these features 😬
love these videos rob!
Amazing video :)
I didn't know these are back!!! Yessssssssss!!!!
I'd go full Templar at the drop of a hat. They're the ones who know what's up with humanity. The assassins are ridiculous.
Definitely did not expect this subject, but i'm listening....
Hope we will getting best video game restaurants/cafes list soon.
Was hoping the Templars would be on here. Definitely agree with that one!
- - insert lovely remark - - and those are quite lovely reasons indeed!
"Where can I buy a Dr. Pepper?" is what you said in Italian. "Vorrei comprare un Dr. Pepper" is the polite way to phrase what the subtitle said.
You lie about the year of the Dr Pepper, I can tell by the packaging 🤣
Great Friday Feature 😊
The FBC from Control came to mind for me, although I wouldn't go as far as evil corporation, more like shady/mysterious
Not surprised to see Abstergo on here xD
A evil corporation that I would go work for is Umbrella from Resident Evil.
This is a fun one! As a company man love it
Friday features are just the best
Tons of fun, this one!
Great video and I write this of my fruition, I'm not brainwashed and didn't write it because Rob told me too. All hail the playstation access team.
RavenSword from Metal Gear solid 4. They had the best commercial, an awesome name and logo business is good.👍🏻
I would've thought Umbrella would have been on this list
UAC in Doom has to be on this list, they literally want to open up portals from Hell on earth 😂😂
How did RobCo not make this list? I mean the jokes write themselves.
Working for Shinra would definitely have its perks. They seemed to be very relaxed when the Turks took leave midway through a world wide man hunt. Wish my work was that flexible.
Does Rosie always have her lunch by the trash bin? 😂
Jokes on Rob i have been brainwashed by Access' amazing content for about 10 years now. It must be that.
The Empire - our ships are giant triangles!
I did not have Rob in PVC on my 2024 Access bingo card but I'm here for it! #podsquad
Overlord Rob is terrific. I love my job.
I mean....I'd sign up just for the companion cube, no questions asked
Idk, Rob sure seems jealous of that Golden Joystick nomination.
I'd let Rob choose my phone audio...all of it
All hail rob the leader of rob inc!
"Oh, hello! You've caught me arranging an 'accident' for a coworker whom I caught passing information to a rival MegaCorp. This week, we'll be discussing the Top Seven Reasons to be Fanatically Loyal to Arasaka. Reason 1: Me."