I think what makes James Bond one liners so great is that he is saying them for his own entertainment. He does not care if anyone else hears them or approves of them. It is also a way for him to unwind from the stress of almost being killed and the stress of having to deservedly kill the villians. It is his way to reboot his psyche.

@prg2812

Жыл бұрын

Is that a camerman in the tree on the left at 0:26 I see ?

@spikerobot4113

Жыл бұрын

That or he is just finding a way to comment on each scenario and he's just really clever about it. It's really not as clear cut as you make it out to be.

@ConanObrien22

8 ай бұрын

Good take

@hawaiisidecar

5 ай бұрын

I approve of your analysis.

Looking for seashells?? No, I was just looking.

@lordgnippoc2278

5 жыл бұрын

kandang ha

@drbrochette9346

4 жыл бұрын

Aditya Sanjay It means he was looking at the girl singing and picking shells. Because he finds her sexy

@addisondebter9468

4 жыл бұрын

That’s my favorite one, too

@unosheem6210

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChuckBeefOG lmao same

@cdh79

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChuckBeefOG Ursula Andress is 83 now.. but yeah, a time machine would definitely be necessary

My favourite part of this is the fact he says a one liner when there's no one around to hear it.

@addisondebter9468

4 жыл бұрын

John McGrath that’s cause Bond is cheeky like that. He doesn’t need anyone to be around to validate him.

@johnmcgrath200

4 жыл бұрын

@@addisondebter9468 when I do that I get called mental

@davidbeddoe6670

4 жыл бұрын

God hears all my one-liners.

@davidbeddoe6670

4 жыл бұрын

@Castle Bravo its a joke, loser.

@johnmcgrath200

4 жыл бұрын

@Castle Bravo OK, Dunbar

“That last hand nearly killed me.” Just brilliant

"You'd miss me" *BANG* "I never miss"

@Warm_Ice0

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah well she's at point blank range

*hanging on for dear life* “Hang on James”... “The thought had occurred to me”😂 Best one imo

@gjaeigjiajeg

4 жыл бұрын

I would have pushed him off.

@ryanclark7962

4 жыл бұрын

@@gjaeigjiajeg Why

@jesperhedenqvist922

3 жыл бұрын

Watched that exact scene just before reading yout comment and this is the best one lmao

@h3nnkka90

3 жыл бұрын

" Yea i know him his name is Jaws and he kills people " 😀

@AthelstanEngland

2 жыл бұрын

Yep saw that and was about to say Roger Moore definitely delivers these lines the best.... however I think they missed the best "But James I need you".... "So does England!"

“That’s a smith & Wesson and you’ve had your six” is probably the smoothest line in any movie!

@Reuben_95

4 жыл бұрын

💯💯

@terrancejohnson9108

3 жыл бұрын

Explain this one to someone who isn’t a gun nut

@cierangray9528

3 жыл бұрын

Terrance Johnson basically in the scene. The guy sneaks in with a gun! This particular gun can only hold 6 bullets! That being said bond works out that when he goes for the gun. He’s already used all of his ammunition. Which is why he says “you’ve had your six” and smith and Wesson is the maker of the gun. Hope that sums it up for you.

@alwaysOPEN4business

3 жыл бұрын

@@cierangray9528 except its clearly a Colt .45

@hanspetermarro4188

3 жыл бұрын

Echoed in Living Daylights when Brad Whitaker says: You've had your eight, now I have my eighty.

I always liked the line in Never Say Never Again where Bond is told that his health is poor because of Turkish cigarettes, martinis, red meat, and white bread. Bond responds with, "I shall have to cut down on white bread."

In Thunderball, when Bond puts the woman on the chair, and says "Do you mind if she sits this one out? She's just dead." I died at that 😂

@fernwhite9158

4 жыл бұрын

You want to sit as well?

@thegentleman4874

4 жыл бұрын

@@fernwhite9158 I don't know what you mean, but I feel threatened

@fernwhite9158

4 жыл бұрын

@@thegentleman4874 you said you "died" the lady from Bond died and Bond said she has to sit. So I basically asked do you have to sit as well. No matter don't mind me I just have shitty sense of shitty humour.

@thegentleman4874

4 жыл бұрын

@@fernwhite9158 oh I understand - I'm just a bit slow in terms of understanding jokes.

@colinp2238

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it should have been she's just dead on her feet?

“That’s a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing” I’ve really gotta try to sneak that into conversation sometime

@vidneypopples

4 жыл бұрын

"Provided the collars and cuffs match" is a better one.

@james-p

4 жыл бұрын

They kind of swiped that line from a better one in An American in Paris: "That's quite a dress you almost have on. What holds it up?" "Modesty."

@williamcastilla1963

4 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite one. He then finishes his remark with "I approve." Lmao.

@TheAskTrixieChannel

4 жыл бұрын

I have!

" I'm Mr kill." " Now there's a name to die for" Love it

I like the quip by Bronson after the pen grenade exploded. "Don't say it." "The writing's on the wall." I think Desmond Llewelyn was genuinely laughing at that one. I doubt his reaction was scripted.

@oatnoid

Жыл бұрын

"The pen is mightier than the sword"?

@JoeSmith-sx5gw

Жыл бұрын

So is the rest of him

@InAMinMaths

3 ай бұрын

I think it took a few takes - Pierce breaks character

*In a confession* Bond: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Q dressed as a priest: That's putting it mildly 007.

@NeoArashi

4 жыл бұрын

Aryaman What movie?

@NEC234

4 жыл бұрын

@@NeoArashi For Your Eyes Only

@NeoArashi

4 жыл бұрын

Dion Snijders Oh. Been too long sunce I watched this one XD

@EmmaSaints

2 жыл бұрын

This one always cracks me up. Best Q quote ever.

@Max1996YT

2 жыл бұрын

@@EmmaSaints I heard that was intended to be M, but the actor was unable to be there for the filming.

Fun Fact: Credit must go to Sean Connery for his ad-libbing of many of Bond’s famous one-liners and witticisms in the early films. His contributions are where it all began.

@bevcampbell9884

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, Sean Connery is the Best Bond. The rest had to basically follow his blue print.

@coreyham3753

Жыл бұрын

A great addition to the Bond films.

@lukasnummer1

Жыл бұрын

Terence Young is involved in that.

It looks like Sylvia Trench is the one who led Bond to say "Bond, James Bond" because she is the one who says it as "Trench, Sylvia Trench" that Bond immediately copies into "Bond, James Bond"

@iammodestykazi6914

2 жыл бұрын

Top comment 👌

@TheEmeraldMenOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, and the timing was because Connery wasn’t able to do the line the way the director wanted it: so they had him snap his lighter shut before continuing.

@cdorman11

2 жыл бұрын

It's interesting that Sean couldn't get the line right--extremely nervous. So Eunice had to help him walk it off. They came back a bit later and he got on the first try.

@afriend9428

Жыл бұрын

*and her last name is coat*

what I love about James Bond one-liners is they're silly but still witty

Sean Connery is the GOAT of Bond. His delivery and timing are dark and funny at the same time. He's the perfect balance of Bond that has made all the movies cool in the pop culture. He's the reason why Bond movies are cool.

@tabaksmozaiekvirus1715

5 жыл бұрын

Him and Roger Moore were the best

@ishaan2863

5 жыл бұрын

It's Daniel Craig for me!

@tabaksmozaiekvirus1715

5 жыл бұрын

@@ishaan2863 he does very well indeed, although he isn't the most goodlooking of the Bonds

@ishaan2863

5 жыл бұрын

@@tabaksmozaiekvirus1715 its never about the looks, I think he portrayed the bond very well, he is one of the best action stars, judging from the movies. Also, he gives people like me hope, who once felt inferior due to their height, I'm 5'10 too you know lol😄

@tabaksmozaiekvirus1715

5 жыл бұрын

@@ishaan2863 im 5'8"...

"Do you lose as gracefully as you win?" "I wouldn't know, I've never lost" Love that, so witty 😂

Who's here after Sir Sean Connery passed away?? RIP legend

@Animeaddiction

3 жыл бұрын

Two other Bond legends passed away. Roger Moore in 2017 and Desmond Liewelyn, our beloved Q for 17 movies in 1999. Someone should make a videos of all the Q quips. "Really double-oh-seven!" "I haven't any time for these adolescent antics!" "Don't touch that! That's my lunch!"

@harisameen1719

3 жыл бұрын

@@Animeaddiction 🙏

@apveening

Жыл бұрын

@@Animeaddiction Why aren't you that somenone?

The beauty about every actor who has played bond? They have all brought something different and unique to the roll. Fantastic.

@lindildeev5721

2 жыл бұрын

Connery : the classic Bond Lazenby : the ignored Bond Moore : the witty Bond Dalton : the one-liner Bond Brosnan : the funny Bond Craig : the vulnerable Bond And now, we're waiting for the gentleman Bond.

"She always did enjoy a good squeeze" gets me every time 😂

@avianshchanana3807

5 жыл бұрын

J-800 Model HaHaHa Brosnan bro!

@GrosvnerMcaffrey

2 жыл бұрын

"That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing" is my favorite

@macsenplays

2 жыл бұрын

"You don't need the gun...commander." "That depends on your definition of 'safe sex'."

@aceshighdueceslow

Жыл бұрын

@@macsenplays all of his lines in Goldeneye were, well, gold, especially the "no more foreplay" line to conclude that scene

@JoeSmith-sx5gw

Жыл бұрын

James Bond stiff ass Brit

0:43. The only time in movie history that a car goes over a cliff and doesn't explode.

@shareemibitsfala5534

5 жыл бұрын

John Oberst sad and true

@theitfactorjameswheezer2852

4 жыл бұрын

Shareem Ibitsfala neither of you have seen it’s a mad mad mad mad world

@sammcpherson6969

4 жыл бұрын

Fast 7

@SparkTheGenius

3 жыл бұрын

I was SO waiting for it to explode. I've even seen the scene before and I was still assuming it was about to explode.

@theinvictussamaritan4778

3 жыл бұрын

Spoiler alert: Duel 1971

Roger had the most - of course he was the most light hearted Bond so it worked extremely well. RIP Roger/Sean ...my two favorites

@odysseusrex5908

Жыл бұрын

I always thought Pierce Brosnan could have been as great a Connery. I remember being so excited when he got the role. Unfortunately, they never gave him the scripts. They had already started slowly morphing the character out of all semblance to James Bond.

I still love the line from John Cleese's Q in the movie where he is introduced: "Ah, the famous 007 wit!" *pause* "Or at least half of it."

@andriealinsangao613

Жыл бұрын

HAH! Savage!

Secret agent "dad jokes".

@hugopepe1722

4 жыл бұрын

all dads watched bond movies, that is where they got them from,

@anttitheinternetguy3213

4 жыл бұрын

Ye, im 25-y old and i use dad jokes on women. Works like a charm (most of the time)

@foljs5858

4 жыл бұрын

The whole idea of "dad jokes" is millennial BS. They're just jokes.

@ChuckBeefOG

4 жыл бұрын

Your sister doesnt count.

@roniquebreauxjordan1302

4 жыл бұрын

It was the '60s..'70s

"You can't kill me, you'd miss me" Bond: "i never miss" next scene "You missed mister bond"

@ForceMaximus84

5 жыл бұрын

Take a giant step for mankind.

@eoinreen8808

5 жыл бұрын

weird screaming while falling into space*

@barisbal7782

4 жыл бұрын

@@eoinreen8808 i wish he would say ''i gave him some space''

@noahcheckman8542

4 жыл бұрын

Bond: "Did I?"

@xxxmm-wr3jx

4 жыл бұрын

I guEss yOu NevEr mIss Uh

I love Dalton's exasperated, laboured delivery of "He got the boot!" with "Boot!" emphasized. People often describe him as humourless but I think the humour's still there, just not necessarily with the tongue and cheek delivery of other Bonds.

Do you know him? Bond: "Not socially. His name is Jaws and he kills people."

@BleedingUranium

4 жыл бұрын

Always been one of my favourite lines. It's just so casual.

@gopherb3985

2 жыл бұрын

Jaws was the coolest!!

My favorite line is from Golfinger. When James is about to be cut in two by the buzz saw asks “what do you expect me to do talk? Gold finger replies “no I expect you to die.”

@jfish032

2 жыл бұрын

👏👏 that is fantastic

@jfish032

2 жыл бұрын

Also, how about Tan-Sun: "Time to face destiny" Bond: "Time to face gravity" Tan-Sun: plummets to his death 🤣♥️

@davidcarty7584

2 жыл бұрын

That's a goldfinger line not a bond one

@brianthesnail3815

2 жыл бұрын

Thats mine too. Along with (Bond to Domino) "You swim like a man" (Domino to Bond) "So do you".

@darrensurrey

2 жыл бұрын

When I was wheeled into surgery a few years ago, I said it looked like a scene out of James Bond... then I looked at the surgeon and asked, "Do you expect me to talk?" He had to bite his tongue so as not to say the reply. ;)

It’s a shame I’ll never have a reason to use these quotes. Probably won’t see a man in feathers fall down a cliff

@uchihagaeshi1169

4 жыл бұрын

@@mE-up7tq The fact that you have deadpool as your pp makes this even funnier haha

@mikesinclair7135

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha!!

@michaelireland7239

2 жыл бұрын

ha na very good

3:20 "That's a Smith and Wesson, and you've had your six" was Bond's most calm and merciless killing and it was in the very first Bond movie - Dr. No.

@johnpaulirvine5845

Жыл бұрын

yes, he seemed to portray the natural killer there, hardly even acting.... the way he flinched as he pulled the trigger, like it was so natural for him... perfect timing.

you left out the best one: On Her Majesty's Secret Service - "This Never Happened To The Other Fella"

@gamerg0

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. That was a real breaking the fourth wall moment (c.f. Deadpool). Also a foreshadowing of things to come, as it would eventually become standard that the lead actor gets replaced periodically, resulting in comparisons of Bonds.

@stevevernon1978

Жыл бұрын

@@gamerg0 James Bond is a Time Lord

Woman, hands Bond a balance sheet: "Would you like to check my figures?" Bond: "I'm sure they're perfectly rounded."

Favorites: “Shocking. Positively shocking.” “I must be dreaming.” “I think he got the point.” “Keeping the British end up, sir.” “Oh, he had to fly.” “He had no head for heights.” “Well, you know what they say about the fittest.” “No. For me.” “Backseat driver.” “I never miss.” “Sorry. That last hand nearly killed me.” “Now the whole world’s gonna know that you died scratching my balls!”

@astrosleep9625

3 жыл бұрын

I used the point one after in cooling class someone sliced their finger open

@rajapusapati1

3 жыл бұрын

The last one was the best

@rickygardener8681

2 жыл бұрын

"Mr Solo had a pressing engagement " - Goldfinger

@maydaymayday4362

2 жыл бұрын

I think Q had the best all-time line at the end of Moonraker: Freddy Gray: "What's Bond doing? Q: "I think he's attempting re-entry, sir"

@cdorman11

2 жыл бұрын

"Did I?" "Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away." "Very novel, Q. We must get them in the stores for Christmas." "I sincerely hope so." "You don't believe me, do you?" "The deck was slightly stacked in my favor." "How about an earthquake?" "Don't tell me you're not insured." "Just being disarming, darling." "It looks terribly difficult. No, it isn't, is it?" "No, I know a little about women." "What kept you?"

“My name is bon-“ “Names is for tombstones baby” Best Line from any bond movie ever

5:26 "Stinging in the rain?" "That's not funny 007." Yes it is! 😂

@aleksandarvil5718

2 жыл бұрын

HILARIOUS 😅😆😂😂😂😂

@DittoGTI

27 күн бұрын

RIP Desmond Llewellyn or however its spelt. He was the best Q, fucking loved him

@georgehenderson7783

27 күн бұрын

@@DittoGTI He was a great Q all right, always quick to castigate 007: 007: Have I ever let you down? Q: Frequently. But my favorite Q is Ben Whishaw's Q in Skyfall: Q: 007 - I'm your new quartermaster. 007: You must be joking. Q: Why, because I'm not wearing a labcoat? 007: Because you still have spots.

@DittoGTI

27 күн бұрын

@@georgehenderson7783 Nah Desmond was always the goat. And he did it for 30+ years

@georgehenderson7783

27 күн бұрын

@@DittoGTI That he did!

The droleness of a Moore sometimes with eyebrows, the wry scottishness of a Connery, the acerbity of a Craig or a Dalton with a hitman passas. The charm of a succinct Brosnan. You choose and of course not forgetting Mr. G. Lazenby on her majestys secret service with a smooth nonchalance.

It's Pierce Brosnan's 66th birthday. What a coincidence this video came out today

@maureencora1

5 жыл бұрын

HBD,Man.

@Thatguy55595

5 жыл бұрын

Pronto Pierce is my favorite Bond probably cause I was born in the 90s I love Goldeneye ❤️

@pronto4905

5 жыл бұрын

@@Thatguy55595 I love TND

@avianshchanana3807

5 жыл бұрын

Well he was born to be James Bond as they say!

@toivonencresto

4 жыл бұрын

Pierce is a Legend, my favourite Bond (with Sean, Roger and George) and absolutely epic in his interpretation, dark to funny with transitions at the speed of light

Moneypenny: "James where are you" Bond getting frisky with a college girl: "oh Moneypenny I'm just over here at Oxford brushing up on a little danish" Moneypenny: "you always were a cunning linguist James"

@J_C_CH

4 жыл бұрын

I think she was a foreign language professor lol Would make more sense

@BrianRP1209

4 жыл бұрын

Moneypenny turns around and sees M. "Don't ask." "Don't tell."

@J_C_CH

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnstapleton7305 don't own a kite

@donnagray21

3 жыл бұрын

I have to say.....IMG!! 😍

@apveening

Жыл бұрын

"you always were a cunning linguist James" - That was another line that slipped right by the American censoring.

My favorite will always be Sean Connery’s line in Goldfinger: Stewardess: “ Can I do something for you Mr. Bond?” Bond: “JUST a drink” CLASSIC!!!!

Diamonds are forever "Hi my name is Plenty, Plenty O'Tool" Bond: "Named after your father no doubt"

@vidneypopples

4 жыл бұрын

perhaps

@aterribleyoutuber9039

2 жыл бұрын

"Hi my name is Plenty" Bond : But of course "Plenty O'Toole" Bond : Named after your father perhaps

Although not strictly speaking a Bond line my favourite is from Goldfinger when he is about to be cut in half by the laser. “ Do you expect me to talk Goldfinger?” “ No Mr Bond I expect you to die”

@OntarioAndrews415

2 жыл бұрын

Though Bond didn't deliver the "I expect you to die" part, it was a good line overall.

@bikeny

2 жыл бұрын

@@OntarioAndrews415 Yeah, I was thinking gee why is it not in this list. But true, since Bond doesn't say it, it doesn't make the cut for this video. But at least you, me, Peter Jones, and the 12 (plus me) that gave Peter's comment a thumbs-up, agree it's a good one.

I love that you include the context for them. Not just the clip. And “SWITCH THE BLOODY MACHINE OFF” is obviously the best. 😂😂😂😂😂

The late great Sir Roger Moore was always the funniest and the best at delivering one liners.

@asmartbajan

3 жыл бұрын

"All those feathers and he still can't fly." Years ago when I first watched that movie, I thought that line was funny as heck. Lol

@apveening

Жыл бұрын

@@asmartbajan It still is.

3:57 that was BRUTAL! 😂

@DittoGTI

27 күн бұрын

Didn't like the delivery icl. Never liked Lazenby at all

"I think he got the point" Arguably one of the best James Bond one-liners of all time

Man: *dies horrifically* Bond: It’s about time for a dad joke!

@Ioganstone

Жыл бұрын

I guess they didn't live to hear it

Sean Connery is the true reflection of James bond. No other actor has the unique style like him, awesome

Vesper Lynd: You know James, I just want you to know that if all that was left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever met. James Bond: That's because you know what I can do with my little finger.

@lukasnummer1

4 жыл бұрын

That scene was more cringe-worthy than funny.

@_unclecharles_

4 жыл бұрын

I was expecting this one to be on here

@kharris2681

3 жыл бұрын

"No but seriously things are really mangled down there"

The line that stays in my mind always is Bond in the shower aboard a sailboat in Skyfall. He says, "I like you better without your Beretta." She comes back with "I feel naked without it." What a great line.

During the newspaper scene they defo missed out on saying, I’d imagine that’s going to be all over the news tomorrow

@AvadheshBhunwaliya

4 жыл бұрын

He is gonna be in all the papers tomorrow!

@BigAl1976

3 жыл бұрын

Seeing as the fresh copies had the guy's blood all over it, he could have also said, "If it bleeds, it leads."

"I never miss." -"You missed Mr. Bond." -"Did I?"

@KasFromMass

2 жыл бұрын

Moore in Moonraker

7:47 - Where is Drax? - He needed some space.

@arnavnarayan2105

5 жыл бұрын

Drax is invisible.

@aleksandarvil5718

4 жыл бұрын

7:47 -He is OUT OF THIS WORLD. -OUTSIDE. -He Got Out.

@deathbykonami5487

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Bond has to workshop thousands of witty zingers a movie, so they can't all be gold

"I'm the money" Bond: "Every penny of it"

@Cam_Wight

4 жыл бұрын

alphaess1 Vespa > all other Bond girls

Roger Moore has the best deliveries in my opinion. "Take a giant step for mankind" *gently pushes guy out the spaceship*

7:04 is not even really a joke but that's just funny!

Roger Moore’s, “Did I?” from Moonraker , for me, will remain the most iconic Bond one-liner till kingdom come.

"I've lost my charm!" "Not from where I'm standing"

"Thats a nice little nothing ur wearing. I approve" So good

"He had lots of guts!" is the one that always gets me 🤣

Throws toaster in bathtub James Bond:shocking Me: dead

@KenjiAsakura09

4 жыл бұрын

It was a fan, but close enough

@spyboy1964

4 жыл бұрын

@@KenjiAsakura09 - It wasn't a fan, it was an electric heater

from 3:50 and then on this is just mental

5:55 a bit crazy knowing that Oddjob was literally in pain during this scene. Great sport.

Great line from Diamonds are Forever Bond to Mr Wint - "That's rather potent, not the wine your aftershave, strong enough to bury anything.

@symbiat0

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t he say something about each time he smelt it, he smelt a rat ?

@spyboy1964

Жыл бұрын

@@symbiat0 - yes he did, referring to the rat he saw in the pipeline while Mr. Wint's "after shave" was all over his suit.

9:16 Honestly, this one is my favorite _guilty pleasure_ quotes by James Bond.

living daylights was so underrated

@LexingtonDeville984

4 жыл бұрын

seerpou Dalton was a very underrated Bond as well. It’s just a crying shame that audiences weren’t ready for a gritty and realistic Bond and still wanted the camp theatrics from Moore. His only two movies are also miles better than the last 5 Moore entries.

@isamuldn

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. Dalton’s Bond was the closest to the books, and he got criticised for the colder Bond....which everyone loves about Craig’s version

1:45 Back then, I thought he was gonna say, "See yah... On the top..."

@theamazingbraydan8553

Жыл бұрын

Agree

@theamazingbraydan8553

Жыл бұрын

I guess they choose it instead

"He always did have an inflated opinion of himself"

@weallfollowmanutd

4 жыл бұрын

That's got to be the best of the lot. Roger Moore had a perfect comic timing.

2:28 is hands down my favorite one.

Dalton's line about the Aston Martin, "I had a few optional extras installed" is my all time fave 😆

"They'll print anything these days" still gets me so bad, even after all these years.

Thanks for editing in the context for these lines lol. I havent watched most of these Bond films yet and it really helps

"you know him?" "Not socially, his name is Jaws he kills people" XD

"Just a slight stiffness coming on" from Her Majesty's Secret Service is still my favorite.

RIP Thomas Sean Connery. Brilliant actor.

These Bond one liners are EPIC!

Without even watching the video, the best Bond line ever was when he emerges from the pipeline being laid in the desert, shoots his cuffs, and says," Pardon me, I was out walking my rat and seem to have lost my way." First time I ever saw it I had said that line to myself ten seconds before.

The fact that there are only 3 quips from the Daniel Craig era (all of them from one movie) says something about the direction these movies are going.

@johnepants

Жыл бұрын

They overcompensated for Die Another Day. They need to remember that Bond should be as fun as he is intense. It’s why I love the Connery films. Connery knew how to be cool under pressure

@gauravtributes5023

8 ай бұрын

Not really, lazenby and Dalton also had few lines like that. Lazenby - Dalton - Craig played bond closer to the books while Connery - Moore - Brosnan played closer to cinematic fun bond. Both have their own place, same kind of films can't survive forever.

RIP Mr Bond

"Hi, I'm Plenty." "But of course you are." "Plenty O'Toole." "Named after your father?"

My favourite is "Yes, considerably"

@tanishsingh5260

4 жыл бұрын

DJCamel Reviews What does that mean exactly??

@edgarmartini8516

4 жыл бұрын

@@tanishsingh5260 context "Dont worry the second [kill] is- *gets shot*" "Yes, considerably"

@Mad_Intalect

4 жыл бұрын

@@tanishsingh5260 Think he was gonna say the second is easier than the first time lol.

You forgot the best Timothy Dalton line! “What is this?” “I’ve had a few optional extras installed”

@davewolf6256

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly think the best one from that movie is, KARA: You were fantastic! We’re free! BOND: Kara, we’re in a Russian air base in the middle of Afghanistan.

@bananatiergod

2 жыл бұрын

The lack of Timothy Dalton lines was sad to watch, definitely one of the most underrated Bonds

Honorable mention: "The thing's we do for frequent flyer miles." GoldenEye

It really is criminal what Hollywood &as done to such a great character and franchise

@xy9580

Жыл бұрын

Its really telling sth that most of this lines came from Moore and Connery,

Shocking positively shocking!! One of my favourite

@tripi7906

2 жыл бұрын

Same!

For Your Eyes Only, in the confessional. Bond: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." Q (dressed as priest): "That's putting it mildly 007!"

She always had a good squeeze" Brings tears to your eyes" 💀💀💀

"- I trust you can handle this contraption, Q? - It goes by hot air. - Oh, then you can."

"All those feathers and still cant fly" 🙃. "Well she always enjoyed a good squeeze"

Roger Moore! Possibly the best in terms of one-liners: “Hang on, James!” “The thought had occurred to me.” “I trust you go handle this contraption, Q.” “It goes by hot air.” “Oh, then you can.” “You have a nasty habit of surviving, Mr. Bond.” “Well, you know what they say about the fittest.”

@GrosvnerMcaffrey

2 жыл бұрын

Phu yuck? You shot your bolt Stromburg, now it's my turn All those feathers and he still can't fly Moore was the man for one liners

@iammodestykazi6914

2 жыл бұрын

Roger Moore & Pierce Brosnan 👌👌

@macofalltrades6396

2 жыл бұрын

I forgot about Phu Yuck!! Golden Gun was by far the most underrated Bond movie... Moore, Christopher Lee, and the delectable Britt Ekland. "You big bully!" "SHUT UP!" ...seconds later... "Oh James - you didn't!" "I most certainly did!"

I've been waiting for this ever since I subbed this channel after those 'before the kill' one-liner videos. Don't be afraid to do more Bond related content. Like, a lot more. After all, BOND 25 is coming out in just under a year from now.

I’m not at all sad that I have all these memorized from my childhood...

"He thinks I'm still a virgin." "...yes, well. You get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."

@h3nnkka90

3 жыл бұрын

He should say candy 😂😂

@colinp2238

3 жыл бұрын

@@h3nnkka90 Bond isn't an American, we Brits call candy sweets or sometimes rock, even spice.

@h3nnkka90

3 жыл бұрын

trick or threat😎

@johnnykopp7304

3 жыл бұрын

@@h3nnkka90 Baby smooth delivery.

@washmonument

3 жыл бұрын

dafuq?

Connery best actor, Craig ultimate badass, Moore had the best 007 look.

So these are our favorites (and what we think are the best), which one-liners did we not include that you think are the best?

@jmsaltzman

5 жыл бұрын

In Live and Let Die when James tells Rosie that he /would/ kill her.

@Russ96

5 жыл бұрын

Some worthy omissions off the top of my head: - Just the opposite. - First thing's first. - I always hated this place. - Is that a compliment? - I wouldn't dream of it. - I gave him teh limp. - You won't be needing this, old man. - Wait 'til you get to my teeth. - No, but I know a little about women. - Filthy habit. - Now that's what I call trouble. - I think you just delivered it. - And that's for 009. - Well it's not mutual. - I'm sure they do.

@mubondfan216

5 жыл бұрын

- Just being disarming darling - Hope you enjoyed the show, goodnight

@raytimpson3361

5 жыл бұрын

No no no....no more foreplay.

@davidli3582

5 жыл бұрын

Slate's a dead end.

"I think he got the point" is still the most badass from all.

@tripi7906

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@vadimastprojects8770

2 жыл бұрын

I always thought this was the worst one.

'Hang on James!' "The thought had occurred to me" I knew there was a reason I loved these movies when I was younger

Sean Connery, Daniel Craig, Timothy Dalton, Roger Moore, Pierce Bronson. But, they are all good and bring something unique!

@Practicalinvestments

2 жыл бұрын

I agree with that ranking of actors, i mean i probably would have put dalton before craig but its a small nitpick people seem to forget how crappy brosnan really was

@lindildeev5721

2 жыл бұрын

@@Practicalinvestments How could he be crappy ? He played in the best Bond movie.

@apveening

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget George Lazenby. He wasn't that bad, he just had the bad luck of being the first replacement Bond (and he fucked it up after his first (and only) one).

The guys that write those one liners, and the special effects guys, hey guys you are really talented ! Sean Connery was definitely the best actor to play JAMES BOND !!

@4:11 I was hoping he would say: "So that's what's black and white and red all over ..."

@theamazingbraydan8553

Жыл бұрын

Know what they say though 4:16