"Too thick for uni, but too arrogant for a call center" will always be hilarious

@zstick

Жыл бұрын

Took me a minute to realize "feck" wasn't the word he was saying.

@cyberau2023

Жыл бұрын

That's the one that made me laugh out loud

@paulmichaelfreedman8334

Жыл бұрын

LOL that applies to over half the population LOLLLL

It still hurts to know there will never be any more Sean, no one comes close to his humour.

@PetroicaRodinogaster264

2 жыл бұрын

totally agree, I have not been able watch him because it makes me so sad. The last one I was able to watch with him in it all the time was just months before he died. He seemed spaced out, probably from pain killers. Was funny but no sparkle. It was heartbreaking.

@andyaitken4243

2 жыл бұрын

Totally true, there will never be another Sean.

@js0988

2 жыл бұрын

He had humor???? Who knew?

@Son_of_Mandalore

2 жыл бұрын

@@PetroicaRodinogaster264 it is difficult to lose a legend like Sean but he was all about the laughs, I don't speak from personal experience regarding Sean as I obviously never met or knew him, but his legacy is the joy and laughter he brought to us all. I'm sure we are all familiar with loss, some more than others, but I can't imagine he would advocate abstinence from his legacy just because he isn't with us anymore. In fact, the best way to honour the life of Sean is to keep watching and laugh along with him. I challenge anyone to watch the two 'Carrot in a box' scenes and not laugh and remember his unique genius fondly. Few of us ever get to leave a legacy at all, but rarer still are those who leave one that a whole nation treasures.

@kgsva

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t even know he was sick

His jokes have taken us through the entire history of Jon's marriage.

@bayoubilly5176

Жыл бұрын

I do love how they've ridden Jon almost his whole life about this. Add in his buddy Russell and they have heh.

@gwh3013

16 күн бұрын

oooof

Johnny's bit about not having diabetes is so good. "I like sugar it makes me sleepy"

@willdenoble1898

6 ай бұрын

There nothing wrong with going to Lou 19x a day 😂😂😂😂😂😂

RIP Sean Lock (April 22, 1963 - August 16, 2021), aged 58 You will always be remembered as a legend.

@deusvultpictures6550

Жыл бұрын

Overrated

the way sean looked at Mortimer when he recited that bit about the best man speech was just admirable

Alan Carr making Sean lock laugh is so wholesome…

@carlburchardt2424

10 ай бұрын

As

''iv'e been drunk with him he is a good drunk'' the fucking best

"Do you get money from Guess Who?" got me dying!

One good reason to like the internet. If not for the internet, we Americans would probably never have even heard of Sean. Indeed, the internet has opened up the gold mine that is British comedy for all the world. I for one, am eternally grateful. R.I.P. Sean Lock.

@bayoubilly5176

Жыл бұрын

We got it up here in canuckistan if you visit often you'll catch it occasionally. Moreso back in the day(80's). We had half Brit channels and shows. I grew up on it.

@oatnoid

Жыл бұрын

@@bayoubilly5176 They have the tele there? Who knew? I thought it was all igloos and Frenchkimos.

@willdenoble1898

6 ай бұрын

Agreed

@willdenoble1898

6 ай бұрын

@@oatnoidlmfaooooo

Sean Lock was one of the greatest ever. And that is never going to change. What a delight!

You can see the pride on other comics' faces whenever they make Sean laugh. RIP Sean Lock, you are so missed

I loved the Hawaiian nose music!!

@Gingeelive

2 жыл бұрын

honestly, how does he do it?

@eboy146

2 жыл бұрын

Surprised it's my first time seeing it

@no-oneinparticular7264

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gingeelive I have no idea, I've tried but doesn't work for me. I know he does it for real though.

@campfireeverything

Жыл бұрын

@@Gingeelive I got it first go! It helps if you can sing, it's in the timing of changing the notes coordinated with the nose pinch.

@irishwristwatch2487

Жыл бұрын

He was absolutely spot on!

I love how you dont even need to finish a Rob teeth joke

How is glory holes not in here? It made Sean laugh, and if Sean laughs, we all laugh!

@stenen

2 жыл бұрын

Sean wasn't in the episode with the glory hole though. but yes it definitely should have been in this vid!

@sprendinea

2 жыл бұрын

we heard it enough times, please

@_mickmccarthy

2 жыл бұрын

On a similar note, Peter Serafinowicz's "I don't think that's any of your business Jimmy". Anything that has Sean holding his sides in laughter is pure gold

@brittanykissner3721

Жыл бұрын

It was David, Jon, Joe and Roisin for glory holes. Alan was in dictionary corner I believe

@formulafish1536

Жыл бұрын

@@brittanykissner3721 my apologies, you are right. It was Joe that lost it. No idea how I confused them, but my mind is strange.

Sean is the only celebrity i will miss. The time he went seal clubbing is probably the best story i have heard, taken strait out of nowhere. First time i watched that i thought i was gona choke, i laught so hard everything was hurting 😂 rest in peace Sean

@Kydos37

Жыл бұрын

It was like a trolley dash

@martybhoy72

Жыл бұрын

My favourite line from Sean was "that's a challening wank"

@paulmichaelfreedman8334

Жыл бұрын

@@Kydos37 Claudia nearly passing out from lack of proper breathing from laughing, made it twice as funny too.

@qualjyn2

Жыл бұрын

Well, "that's a challenging wank" will be hard to beat (pun intended) :)

@bayoubilly5176

Жыл бұрын

@@martybhoy72 there is many of his like that when you go way back. Him and Joe with the deadpan additions to people's sentences are classic as well. I do adore that viking based challenging wank one though too.

Alan Carr's bungee jump hotel story will ALWAYS be funny.

It was not just incredible to hear Sean's jokes but also to see when he laughed at other comics. If anyone got Sean laughing - to me, they had succeeded! You are missed, Sean! 💐

David Mitchell perfectly boiling down the concept that text is image was the best moment; as a Graphic Design dropout I loved that and I completely agree with that point of view.

The Vegas gag on the nose is a classic.

That Tumnis comment was so good and so unappreciated. 😂

15:40 "This a dagger i see before me? Yeah gimme you trainers" broooo 💀💀💀💀

jonny vegas what an absolute blast haha

.. "I'm a good drunk".. "He IS a good drunk".. I don't know what this would say about me, but I would've loved to have gone on a drunk with Sean Lock.. and Bob Mortimer.. and Johnny Vegas.

A calculator being fun, with added fun == nerd heaven LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"It's a calculator...with added fun. " No clue why but that joke makes me giggle.

Seeing Sean in that turtle neck and jacket You can see he didn't look well. Always missed Sean xx

I love how Alan freaks out about the skytower in auckland hahaha

Sean Lock was one of my favorite comedians, Rest In Peace brother

@ThatCoalSoul

Жыл бұрын

Strange really ...we can all spell his name correctly.

"A bit like Sean, only he does it with a hammer"

I love this, I’ve seen it a zillion times. Fuck I wish KZread’s algorithm would find some original stuff to suggest

Sean was and still is the best x

8:16 forever

Love the Auckland story! Most excellent show!

@larapalma3744

Жыл бұрын

Kiwis just like being actually recognised, kia Ora

13:26 his last appearance 😔

That 998 joke is one of the best

I miss the days when Jimmy started with a monologue.

@bayoubilly5176

Жыл бұрын

8 out of ten cats...

@willdenoble1898

6 ай бұрын

I agree

How many other people tried the Hawaiian nose tune 9 minutes in?

@susi-emily

7 ай бұрын

I did, and I can do it.

Uncle Sean

His laugh literally is the best payoff to a joke there will ever be

Best day ever if Johnny is there singing with his nose as you get off the plane in Hawaii.

I first heard the "Maths cot" joke while going through the "all episodes" thread three or four years ago, (It's now Sept '22) and it has been stuck in my head ever since. But, I don't mind, cuz it IS funny!

I watched this and can confirm that my pants are still dry

The Rob jokes man :DDD

Love this show.. Does anyone know the episode where Jon mistakes Grindr for a coffee lovers meet up app?

30 seconds,one of your dvds,😁😁

I need someway to watch all these on mass here in Australia

Can’t still believe Sean is gone. I think we just can’t see him.

i really miss Sean's comedy...

Am I the only one who finds it weird how Rhod looks around at nothing and without expression when Sean is making jokes?

@juhanluik8470

2 жыл бұрын

@Reo Sho I'm sure they do, it's just that the way he looked at Sean felt a bit like he was acting something out and I couldn't figure out what it was.

@MrWongle

2 жыл бұрын

Rhod also does that look when he is trying to stay in moody character mode and has found something funny

@kanekowalski4715

Жыл бұрын

I actually think he doesn't appreciate dirty humor. He doesn't like it. I've noticed that he always seems to be ignoring them when they start making graphic references.

@Lemana28021989

Жыл бұрын

I think he referred to the Scrabble letters in the pants "looking" if any were in there now?

@FlawedFabrications

Жыл бұрын

I always thought it was part of his grumpy welshman act.

Let’s go Auckland made it to the top 50 😂

@marcjohnson7734

Жыл бұрын

Victoria Street isn't it! That bungee ball you sit in? With that massive scaffolding tower

Lol... Mathscot... there is a great Rachel preggo joke there... 😅

johnny nose song reminded me of spongebob lol

I searched out this video as my pants were too dry. Sadly at nearly 10 mins in they still remain dry. But as always Sean is the legend

@SpeccyMan

Жыл бұрын

Tamsulosin is good if you're having trouble with the waterworks. 😁

All Joe Wilkinson has to do to get me laughing is the same thing Rachel has to do to give me a semi ... show up. (Ah, c'mon, relax! I'm just sticking with the theme.)

@bayoubilly5176

Жыл бұрын

@Pugna. Wow never had paint make my sides hurt laughing. Where did you get this magic paint? Oh nevermind figured it out you were drinking the lead based stuff. That explains soo much 😉

I'm 6'2",whip thin and still get letters telling me I have diabetes. Muppets :D

RIP Sean Lock August 16, 2021

No one could make Jimmy laugh like shaun could he's greatly missed bk true comedy fans and his colleagues R. I. P LEGEND

When will Bob Mortimer tell the story about his brothers wedding on Would I lie to you? Sounds like something he could really give a good spin on.

So jealous of that delivery driver.

Need a new season quickly

@williamcampbell9859

2 жыл бұрын

Too late he's dead already

My fav is ,l gave up a zoomba class .

Did you get money from guess who got me so hard... god dammit that is so funny!!!!

One of your Dvd,s lol 😆 😂

2:15 Then Jimmy went to host the Big Fat Quiz, where one of the categories is "Sport"

claudia winkleman neptomsim loud and proud

i've been waiting patiently for someone to get dyslexia.

@jimmyrustler8983

Жыл бұрын

Grab your taco. You've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.

Love Danny Dyer.!

@eolsunder

Жыл бұрын

so does Susie...one of her crushes on the show.

1:51 is it canoeing?

God i love Roisin

They cut the postman pat joke short!

Since they finally have run out of mixing up different clips to release "new" videos, they have simply started to re-post SAME videos from one youtube channel on to the other 😂😂😂

*Fake news:* there has been two jokes from one episode so far and I'm not even nine minutes in.

Nish Kumar is every bit as funny as Russell Howard. And vice versa. Claudia Winkleman is a Goddess.

I ❤ Roisin

Typing out the math/maths joke on Facebook got me a 3 day ban for posting hate.

@briancox9357

Жыл бұрын

FB has a curious interpretation of the word 'hate'

Groin acne ? What was the actual word ? 😂

@joanne4758

Жыл бұрын

Leon Funiciello - Ignorance? Cheers.

@Leonf123

Жыл бұрын

@@joanne4758 Legend

That first one where they said she would've been 3 in '89 is depressing as fuck because she may not have turned 3 yet

@xCLUNKx

Жыл бұрын

Boring

@DannX68

Жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly.

Did Jimmy's latest plastic surgery give him jowls, or is that just the first sign of aging he's allowed to show?

@larapalma3744

Жыл бұрын

By his reptilian masters, yes.

@Hexen_Wulf

Жыл бұрын

@@larapalma3744 Nah, if he had reptilian masters he wouldn't have gotten in trouble for tax dodging.

RIP Sean lock

Guess Who joke was the best 🤣

8:35

The Gloryhole joke wasn't on here. That was probably the funniest joke on Cats does countdown.

Throwing pens at America 😂

I like sugar, it makes me sleepy. 😅

How can ya not absolutely adore Alan Carr....I don't know...PS: Jimmy w new hair*do,tight lil suits,lookin yum dude.( Mate).

@SpeccyMan

Жыл бұрын

It's actually very simple. I find him incredibly annoying.

i was born in April 93 if i started school in January 96 i would've been 2

I do not understand how Katherine Ryan gets on this show, but it's funny when others use her for jokes.

So this is wher The Taskmaster gets its competitors

Challenge accepted..

"That's basic math..." right off the bat, this is going to be good. Humorous, heck yeah, but let's not gloss over this Rachel is gorgeous thing.

@johnw65uk

Жыл бұрын

Maths you bunch of arsehole.😂

Oh l miss Sean.

idk why but i read the title as "50 Jokes From 50 Episodes That'll Make Your Pussy Pants Laughing" and i was very confused

Suzy, what you've been looking into recently? Other than glory holes

Claudia, hello.

If this is the best god help us

2:33 sweet Jesus, how gorgeous is this woman???? 😳😳😍😍🥰

tell John that if you have a pizza with no meat and you add meat to it, it doesn't "imply" the pizza already had meat on it. Let alone that it was "quite meaty already".

@ThatCoalSoul

2 жыл бұрын

* Jon *.

What is this show called

@tommybanks5307

Жыл бұрын

8 out of 10 cats does countdown

Did not watch the video, know that I will not piss my pants : clickbait !!!! edit : Oh shi......................