50 Hilarious "Injustice 2" Intro Dialogues

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You dare mock me child?
YoU dArE MoCk Me ChIlD?
In this episode of Next of Ken, we're counting down 50 Hilarious "Injustice 2" Intro Dialogues. Who would've guessed some of our famous DC heroes and villains are such good trash talkers? Forget battles. It's the intro dialogues that define you!
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  • @TheSejanoz
    @TheSejanoz7 жыл бұрын

    You left out the best one! Captain Cold: Doctor. Dr. Fate: Captain. Captain Cold: Just need a priest and we can walk into a bar.

  • @mgapple2777

    @mgapple2777

    7 жыл бұрын

    TheSejanoz I know! That's probably the best one i heard.

  • @justbliss909

    @justbliss909

    7 жыл бұрын

    TheSejanoz I don't get it

  • @TheSejanoz

    @TheSejanoz

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's an old humor trope. There's a bunch of jokes that start with some variant of "A doctor, a captain, and a priest walk into a bar..."

  • @caseyryan1

    @caseyryan1

    7 жыл бұрын

    James Hart old joke about a doctor, ship captain and priest walk into a bar. Cold really shows his age with that joke.

  • @q-tip4723

    @q-tip4723

    7 жыл бұрын

    That is pretty funny.

  • @perryplay3115
    @perryplay31157 жыл бұрын

    I like how nobody respects Damian

  • @TheSsjJoker

    @TheSsjJoker

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah it’s mainly because Damian’s a dickhead lol עומר פרי

  • @irvinsilva8359

    @irvinsilva8359

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah but normally he beats the crap out of people.

  • @smilxy2879

    @smilxy2879

    6 жыл бұрын

    עומר פרי Dont you mean Dwayne?

  • @kayleethatoneweirdchick2465

    @kayleethatoneweirdchick2465

    6 жыл бұрын

    He killed Dick.

  • @luigi2ndplayer189

    @luigi2ndplayer189

    5 жыл бұрын

    Because he killed dick grayson

  • @willepher1629
    @willepher16294 жыл бұрын

    Adam: “You dare mock me, child?” Harley: “YoU dArE mOcK mE cHiLd?”

  • @S..J..G

    @S..J..G

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kane S. Piper that’s the best intro of the whole DC franchise

  • @richierxch4959

    @richierxch4959

    4 жыл бұрын

    Seth Gelb, facs. 😂

  • @aaronbalchand5475

    @aaronbalchand5475

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wow thats nearly as good as the bo rai cho vs bo rai cho line in mortal kombat. “Whats wrong?” “Im seeing double!” “Your drunk. Go back to bed.”

  • @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917

    @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917

    Жыл бұрын

    @@aaronbalchand5475 go back to sleep

  • @BigJDawg4523

    @BigJDawg4523

    8 ай бұрын

    Harley thinks she's SpongeBob

  • @imnotgoodenoughforyou5500
    @imnotgoodenoughforyou55006 жыл бұрын

    LMAO Green Arrow: I'm growing tomatos, got any tips? Poison ivy: Choke on them. Green Arrow: No salsa for you. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @desionhills5010

    @desionhills5010

    5 жыл бұрын

    As soon as I read this comment that's same thing poped up that's instant karma

  • @SAM_1077

    @SAM_1077

    4 жыл бұрын

    I completed your 3 hundred likes lol

  • @haruhirogrimgar6047

    @haruhirogrimgar6047

    4 жыл бұрын

    You would have more likes if you didn't spam emojis. Just a tip for future reference.

  • @LandoComandoYT

    @LandoComandoYT

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think it’s a reference to under the red hood when joker says “Party pooper,no cake for you.”

  • @donkeykong4983

    @donkeykong4983

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sam oh ye

  • @ADTribalChild
    @ADTribalChild7 жыл бұрын

    I'm shocked the one with Darkseid and Deadshot didn't make the cut... Deadshot: Any last words? Darkseid: Shoot yourself to save me the trouble. Deadshot: I'm not taking requests.

  • @nextofken

    @nextofken

    7 жыл бұрын

    Funny enough, it just barely didn't make the list. It was in the running, but it got cut at the last second.

  • @ADTribalChild

    @ADTribalChild

    7 жыл бұрын

    Next of Ken Fair enough

  • @ADTribalChild

    @ADTribalChild

    7 жыл бұрын

    Next of Ken Still, loving the video.

  • @WillieManga

    @WillieManga

    7 жыл бұрын

    Next of Ken Mainly because it crosses the line twice. It's so fucked up but only the god of evil himself could make it equally badass in context.

  • @thomasthetanderloin

    @thomasthetanderloin

    7 жыл бұрын

    how about the other darkseid and deadshot deadshot: take your shot darkseid: unlike you, the omega beams don't miss.

  • @Spiritnick
    @Spiritnick7 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one thinking #18 was the best? Cyborg: "So what's your deal anyway?" Scarecrow: "I create fear and disruption" Cyborg: "Online we call that trolling"

  • @fordf-2505

    @fordf-2505

    7 жыл бұрын

    Me Too

  • @anikii5814

    @anikii5814

    7 жыл бұрын

    Spiritnick yeah

  • @breadman8544

    @breadman8544

    7 жыл бұрын

    Spiritnick 😂😂😂

  • @newnemesis666

    @newnemesis666

    7 жыл бұрын

    you're not the only one :)

  • @tomhagen6218

    @tomhagen6218

    7 жыл бұрын

    I was looking for this comment

  • @IrishRay2006
    @IrishRay20066 жыл бұрын

    Best dialogue in the whole game: Joker: Have you met the other lightning guy? Black Adam: (Sigh) ...the one with the bamboo hat? ... Yes ...

  • @myleskeeling8666

    @myleskeeling8666

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mortal Kombat

  • @jordanmalm6529

    @jordanmalm6529

    4 жыл бұрын

    Raiden

  • @lesleygalvin3239

    @lesleygalvin3239

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jordanmalm6529 *_A N G R Y_* *_L I G N T I N G_* *_G I B B E R I S H_*

  • @Arkhamman2023

    @Arkhamman2023

    4 жыл бұрын

    Raiden probaly bested his ass when he met him

  • @basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014
    @basedhomuraakemienjoyer90144 жыл бұрын

    How is everyone ignoring the best one "too late my heart is *frozen* " " *let it go* "

  • @suckmypp

    @suckmypp

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Mabey Challenges 7:26

  • @ianbrennan9635

    @ianbrennan9635

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Idena Menzel looks up from what she's doing*

  • @IceHeartAlpha

    @IceHeartAlpha

    3 жыл бұрын

    oh so thats why this one was here

  • @jlee.v2
    @jlee.v27 жыл бұрын

    Batman: I don't have time for this Damian Damian: A good father would make time Batman: A better son would deserve it BOII GET ROASTED AND TOASTED SOOONN XD

  • @grimlockskeleton5690

    @grimlockskeleton5690

    7 жыл бұрын

    Spartan _2233 roasted so bad it's unbelievable

  • @GunbladeRevolver

    @GunbladeRevolver

    6 жыл бұрын

    Roasted, toasted and SERVED!!! Damn Bruce :O

  • @marinoanims9235

    @marinoanims9235

    6 жыл бұрын

    Spartan Plays lol

  • @KILLERMEXICAN210

    @KILLERMEXICAN210

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @Nani-zl8mq

    @Nani-zl8mq

    6 жыл бұрын

    +Grimlock Skeleton 3rd degree batburns take forever to heal

  • @arkanakid2105
    @arkanakid21057 жыл бұрын

    My #1 Favorite Harley Quinn: You ain't so tough, Superman. Superman: What gives you that idea? Harley Quinn: ALFRED KNOCKED YOUR FREAKIN' A** OUT! My #2 Favorite Joker: I understand you have a family. Green Arrow: Stay away from them, you son of a bi***! Joker: Oh, so you met my mother.

  • @charaam69riprickmay6

    @charaam69riprickmay6

    4 жыл бұрын

    That second one takes on new meaning after the film “joker”

  • @manuel1846inla1

    @manuel1846inla1

    4 жыл бұрын

    #2 is the best 1 of all 😂😂

  • @encantro9982

    @encantro9982

    4 жыл бұрын

    Charaam Maraach facts

  • @trestonhooker1682

    @trestonhooker1682

    4 жыл бұрын

    100% AGREE MATE!

  • @keithshepard3

    @keithshepard3

    4 жыл бұрын

    My favorite is the last one where Harley mocked Black Adam 😂😂😂😂

  • @yishairotter4437
    @yishairotter44376 жыл бұрын

    Great Easter egg for The Dark Knight: Scarecrow:"You stink of paranoia." Batman:"I call it vigilance." Scarecrow:" *Why* *so* *vigilant* , *Batman* ?"

  • 5 жыл бұрын

    I immediately said Why so serious lol

  • @MandatoryFruit

    @MandatoryFruit

    4 жыл бұрын

    I caught that immediately

  • @gourivemula5905

    @gourivemula5905

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MandatoryFruit didnt understand :'C hwelp

  • @MandatoryFruit

    @MandatoryFruit

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gouri Vemula It’s a reference to the Dark Knight.

  • @gourivemula5905

    @gourivemula5905

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MandatoryFruit ??

  • @Dementia_Springtrap
    @Dementia_Springtrap4 жыл бұрын

    Scarecrow: “What a frightful family history.” Batman: “Don’t, Scarecrow.” Scarecrow: “You failed your Mommy and Daddy.” *_Scarecrow was never seen again._*

  • @ChaplainPhantasm

    @ChaplainPhantasm

    2 жыл бұрын

    *Not once in a thousand lifetimes.*

  • @lukasyoung7909

    @lukasyoung7909

    2 жыл бұрын

    Scarecrow definitely has the best lines

  • @morrisonscott1139

    @morrisonscott1139

    2 жыл бұрын

    That was the day scarecrow got batman to break his no killing rule. Something not even the Joker could do, even after years of trying.

  • @Popeyesqn

    @Popeyesqn

    2 жыл бұрын

    To be fair Bruce is only like eight years old

  • @amir.h84gamer78

    @amir.h84gamer78

    Жыл бұрын

    He was locked in phantom zone instead of Arkham Asylum

  • @titanfreak2936
    @titanfreak29367 жыл бұрын

    I demand "Terror. NO.5" to be an actual cologne

  • @mojonoahgamer5647

    @mojonoahgamer5647

    7 жыл бұрын

    Titanfreak 29 ...and have fears every time u use it?

  • @Gioppdumister

    @Gioppdumister

    7 жыл бұрын

    MojoNoahGamer ...yes.

  • @yoursociallife7701

    @yoursociallife7701

    7 жыл бұрын

    Titanfreak 29 Don't worry, for the girls in a 30 miles radius. The cologne is already in effect

  • @titanfreak2936

    @titanfreak2936

    7 жыл бұрын

    MojoNoahGamer nah. Makes you smell good, but it comes in a fear gas container and is called Terror NO.5

  • @spicy_chickn_nugg5224

    @spicy_chickn_nugg5224

    7 жыл бұрын

    Titanfreak 29 yes please

  • @teo4232
    @teo42327 жыл бұрын

    Harley: "Ollie! I quiver with joy!" Oliver: "Archery puns? Really?" Harley: "Don't be cross...bow." Made me laugh

  • @ryanm9105

    @ryanm9105

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think she is saying beau(pronounced bo) which means a male suitor or potential boyfriend.

  • @ryanm9105

    @ryanm9105

    5 жыл бұрын

    Critical Furries I wonder how it got associated with men here in the States.

  • @Jamushu

    @Jamushu

    5 жыл бұрын

    The pout actually killed me

  • @SAM_1077

    @SAM_1077

    4 жыл бұрын

    How come they never mentioned about having same last name 😂😂

  • @Ruthlessleader

    @Ruthlessleader

    4 жыл бұрын

    NICE astralis pic dude!

  • @edwardseymour6824
    @edwardseymour68244 жыл бұрын

    “Plan to steal a kiss Cold?” “I’m a damn good thief” Made me swoon a little

  • @bootheghost970
    @bootheghost9704 жыл бұрын

    I love the deadshot and Damian one Damian: who put a hit on me? Deadshot: everyone who's ever met you

  • @timebomb4562

    @timebomb4562

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love the line Robin: I just thought of a great idea Deadshot: put your hands up and surrender Robin: No I’m gonna shoot you with your own guns

  • @ryanc.510

    @ryanc.510

    Жыл бұрын

    That was a clash but it was good

  • @allenthegamer6482
    @allenthegamer64827 жыл бұрын

    Joker: So I heard you have a family. Arrow: Stay away you son of a bitch! Joker: Ah I see you met my mother. I died when I got the joke XD

  • @endybragg2523

    @endybragg2523

    7 жыл бұрын

    AllenTheGamer same

  • @winter2372

    @winter2372

    7 жыл бұрын

    what's the joke ?

  • @allenthegamer6482

    @allenthegamer6482

    7 жыл бұрын

    captain kirk when you call someone a son of a bitch you are calling their mother a bitch so joker was calling his mom a bitch.

  • @boredaf4721

    @boredaf4721

    7 жыл бұрын

    captain kirk Damn yall hella slow 😂

  • @jieevz6551

    @jieevz6551

    7 жыл бұрын

    AllenTheGamer 😂😂😂

  • @paperdrache8130
    @paperdrache81307 жыл бұрын

    Oh my goodness Harley is so hilarious.. ""You dare mock me child?!""😜

  • @joshualammers3127

    @joshualammers3127

    7 жыл бұрын

    YoU DaRE MocK mE ChIld?

  • @bigboi9767

    @bigboi9767

    7 жыл бұрын

    Matsui [雪] insert Sponge Bob meme

  • @RJ-rp8yd

    @RJ-rp8yd

    7 жыл бұрын

    Repeating what he said in a cringey voice is funny?

  • @newnemesis666

    @newnemesis666

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yes :D

  • @zavenpapyan426

    @zavenpapyan426

    7 жыл бұрын

    JohnsonRomeo 2 yes

  • @jaredc304
    @jaredc3045 жыл бұрын

    Aquaman: "Is Grodd gone from your head?" Green Arrow: "You'll know if I start monkeying around." Aquaman: "Yes, he's gone."

  • @JokerTSG

    @JokerTSG

    4 жыл бұрын

    There's also another one that starts like that but can't remember how auqaman replies Green Arrow: Im having cravings for blood soaked bananas

  • @GoldRichness

    @GoldRichness

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JokerTSG that’s not aqua man. That’s the flash

  • @LanaDelTako
    @LanaDelTako7 жыл бұрын

    Im growing tomatoes, any tips? "choke on them" HOLY FUXK I LAUGHED SI HARD

  • @yxngregister8093

    @yxngregister8093

    7 жыл бұрын

    Zeeshan Ali IK

  • @ZackExplorer28

    @ZackExplorer28

    7 жыл бұрын

    you f**ked up my tomatoes!

  • @mephosto

    @mephosto

    7 жыл бұрын

    my inner nerd got mad that about salsa when it should have been ollie's famous chili.

  • @teslastweakin

    @teslastweakin

    7 жыл бұрын

    2:58

  • @popcornpete5495

    @popcornpete5495

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dark Warrior17 g

  • @tervis_scoot
    @tervis_scoot7 жыл бұрын

    They forgot this one: Harley: How come I always get the big guys? Swamp Thing: Because you have the biggest mouth Harley: Leave the humor to me, PAL!

  • @Animefanboy4life

    @Animefanboy4life

    7 жыл бұрын

    Griffin Talbert am i the only one whose mind is way deep in the gutter that i misinterpreted that way wrong?

  • @connorstaggs1691

    @connorstaggs1691

    6 жыл бұрын

    Animefanboy4life that's what they meant pal

  • @TziporaArt

    @TziporaArt

    6 жыл бұрын

    Greetings, friend! :D

  • @adampalmer7387

    @adampalmer7387

    6 жыл бұрын

    Griffin Talbert she walked right into that one

  • @cringybusterbunny6602

    @cringybusterbunny6602

    6 жыл бұрын

    Harley be getting dat dick B===D

  • @wesleyprice2523
    @wesleyprice25234 жыл бұрын

    "Sup Dwayne" "My names not Dwayne" "Hehe, it is now" That is honestly just so funny in my eyes.

  • @kanyerahming

    @kanyerahming

    4 жыл бұрын

    It is awesomely me XD

  • @anthonymaccentelli4126
    @anthonymaccentelli41266 жыл бұрын

    Flash:EXPLAIN YOURSELF! Harley:I collect toenail clippings!

  • @maritofuentes4690

    @maritofuentes4690

    6 жыл бұрын

    Flash: .... Forget it

  • @KingdomKey-ik4xk

    @KingdomKey-ik4xk

    5 жыл бұрын

    Y'know what? Let's skip the interrogation!

  • @pinkgamr8226

    @pinkgamr8226

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love that one

  • @gourivemula5905

    @gourivemula5905

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@pinkgamr8226 Corrected : "I collect toenail clippings :D "

  • @simon-peterwilliamson2412
    @simon-peterwilliamson24127 жыл бұрын

    ivy: try not to scratch my face selina: it IS your only good feature. ivy: that's not what your man thinks OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @nyancat3213
    @nyancat32137 жыл бұрын

    Harley- Oh lightning lad. Black Adam- you dare mock me child. Harley- YoU DArE MoCK mE cHilD

  • @Husky7904

    @Husky7904

    6 жыл бұрын

    NyanCat 321 XD

  • @silversmoke4159

    @silversmoke4159

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@iactuallydontevenpee Timmy Turner

  • @silversmoke4159

    @silversmoke4159

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@iactuallydontevenpee she sounds like Timmy Turner when she said you dare mock me child.

  • @jasongiddens8749

    @jasongiddens8749

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@silversmoke4159 it is because they are voiced by the same person Tara Strong

  • @silversmoke4159

    @silversmoke4159

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jasongiddens8749 I know, that's what make it interesting

  • @conradzxy
    @conradzxy7 жыл бұрын

    To the people who don't like the video: No salsa for you

  • @jasongiddens8749

    @jasongiddens8749

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dudefued The boss i came to your comment when it happened

  • @Matt_Underwood

    @Matt_Underwood

    6 жыл бұрын

    YOU MONSTER!!!!

  • @SinfulSquirrel

    @SinfulSquirrel

    6 жыл бұрын

    I prefer queso.

  • @RUST1013new

    @RUST1013new

    5 жыл бұрын

    I prefer sálame.

  • @justinchance3734

    @justinchance3734

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don't like salsa

  • @jaredc304
    @jaredc3045 жыл бұрын

    You forgot one: Blue Beetle: "Are you really full of straw?" Scarecrow: "No, something much worse." BB: "Better not be glitter."

  • @LadyCoyKoi

    @LadyCoyKoi

    5 жыл бұрын

    ...or packing foam... damn the guy who invented packing foam. It's a cluster-fuck of mess.

  • @BloopTheNoop

    @BloopTheNoop

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jared Curry that one’s my favorite

  • @m00nshinexp

    @m00nshinexp

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jared Curry it’s in number two don’t worry

  • @blackphoenix9000
    @blackphoenix90007 жыл бұрын

    You missed the best one! Joker: Doctor, it hurts when I go like this! Doctor Fate: I am NOT a medical doctor! Joker: Not much of a straight man either...

  • @nickprindiville1121
    @nickprindiville11217 жыл бұрын

    You left out the one with Green Arrow and Brainiac. Green Arrow: I left my universe for this? Brainiac: Can you tell me the coordinates to that location? Green Arrow: On second thought.

  • @marcusgabrielson9616

    @marcusgabrielson9616

    7 жыл бұрын

    Prindy1228 😂😂

  • @HoodWeegee
    @HoodWeegee5 жыл бұрын

    9:11 i already was laughing at the double entendre, but i never noticed until now that Wonder Woman actually glances down at Flash’s junk when she catches him with it 😂

  • @TyrantsRemedy

    @TyrantsRemedy

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmao😂

  • @jaja2084

    @jaja2084

    5 жыл бұрын

    Son

  • @DJ-LD

    @DJ-LD

    5 жыл бұрын

    kek

  • @dannyshowson6950

    @dannyshowson6950

    5 жыл бұрын

    Orhhh that was rude

  • @SenorCookie13

    @SenorCookie13

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wonder Woman checks the Flash our Flash: “I see what you did there.”

  • @danmera6958
    @danmera69587 жыл бұрын

    Superman: Wanna hear a joke? Harley Queen: ? Superman: Superman vs Harley Queen. hahaha Wasn't expecting superman to be funny.

  • @fabioriato

    @fabioriato

    6 жыл бұрын

    Funnier fact: Harley DID beat Supes in the comics once.

  • @alexjeffords9915

    @alexjeffords9915

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dan Merk funny comment but her name is Harley Quinn.

  • @KingdomKey-ik4xk

    @KingdomKey-ik4xk

    5 жыл бұрын

    Harley says "Oh, gee, this oughtta be interestin'!"

  • @MeadowBrook2000

    @MeadowBrook2000

    5 жыл бұрын

    i literally laugh hard on that one lol haha!

  • @matateporfa9449

    @matateporfa9449

    5 жыл бұрын

    Harley Queen:You ain't so tough superman Superman:What gives you that idea? Harley Queen:Alfred knocked your freaking ass out

  • @mmoeman1086
    @mmoeman10867 жыл бұрын

    Canary: Plan to steal a kiss cold. Cold: I'm a damn good thief. Sweet jesus Cold you have the best comebacks ever.

  • @agentapple2674

    @agentapple2674

    7 жыл бұрын

    mmoe man LoT reference

  • @tsu_kiyomi

    @tsu_kiyomi

    7 жыл бұрын

    Agent Apple what's LoT?

  • @agentapple2674

    @agentapple2674

    7 жыл бұрын

    M. Bison Legends of Tomorrow...It's DCtv show on the CW

  • @Idontneednohandle998

    @Idontneednohandle998

    7 жыл бұрын

    that was so smooth I'm impressed

  • @v.mvarga4979

    @v.mvarga4979

    7 жыл бұрын

    Cold is the coolest man alive. No pun intended

  • @venus.minerva
    @venus.minerva7 жыл бұрын

    I'm surprised that the one with Cyborg and Firestorm didn't make it Cyborg: So you're only 2 men? Firestorm: And you're only half of one Cyborg: That's disrespectful kid

  • @bruhbruh1974

    @bruhbruh1974

    6 жыл бұрын

    Monique Williams I

  • @totalawesomeness2310

    @totalawesomeness2310

    6 жыл бұрын

    Monique Williams There's one between Cyborg and Poison Ivy that's pretty good. I forgot the first part but Ivy says this "It won't replace what you lose. Especially 'below the waist'" Cyborg's getting triggered there

  • @TziporaArt

    @TziporaArt

    6 жыл бұрын

    Not a battle intro, but still savage af. :D

  • @totalawesomeness2310

    @totalawesomeness2310

    6 жыл бұрын

    Zipporah Michel Right

  • @321Nagato

    @321Nagato

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Together we make two and a half men"

  • @mr.skippy4898
    @mr.skippy48985 жыл бұрын

    Batman: Dinah said you woke up screaming for Joker. Harley Quinn: Yeah, that dream was NSFW. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂

  • @amazingsuperdan144

    @amazingsuperdan144

    5 жыл бұрын

    Should I be concerned

  • @TaeringYT

    @TaeringYT

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao as soon as I read this the part came up. 6:34 for anyone wondering

  • @ACrazedGaming

    @ACrazedGaming

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ok so I feel like this is a common occurrence

  • @cecethequietlizard8706

    @cecethequietlizard8706

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just figured out what nsfw means now. Lmao

  • @scribese7en
    @scribese7en6 жыл бұрын

    Harley: You're not so tough, Superman! Superman: What gave you that idea? Harley: Alfred knocked *your freakin' ass OUT!* Damn, Harley!

  • @isaacyeon6334

    @isaacyeon6334

    5 жыл бұрын

    Some random Templar guy holy shit I remember that😂😂😂

  • @la-luna5037

    @la-luna5037

    5 жыл бұрын

    And harley highlights why no gotham villian would ever ho after alfred even if they knew that bats was bruce

  • @heyjeremiahwhite.

    @heyjeremiahwhite.

    5 жыл бұрын

    I remember that in the comics😭

  • @Stark-yo1qc
    @Stark-yo1qc7 жыл бұрын

    I like this one: Joker: You ought to thank me! Wonder Woman: Why fiend? Joker: I all but gift-wrapped your boyfriend!

  • @RJ-rp8yd

    @RJ-rp8yd

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's funny because it's true.

  • @TziporaArt

    @TziporaArt

    6 жыл бұрын

    YEP. (T_T)

  • @arcadelemon8452
    @arcadelemon84527 жыл бұрын

    THE BEST: Cyborg: You are actually two people? Firestorm: You are only half one. Cyborg: Now you are getting disrespectful.

  • @Zaggloid
    @Zaggloid6 жыл бұрын

    Flash: You have to move on, Snart Captain Cold: Too late, my heart's frozen Flash: Let it go

  • @raizelknight2064

    @raizelknight2064

    4 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHA

  • @luca.8372
    @luca.83726 жыл бұрын

    „Bat vs Beetles“ „Bats eat Beetles“ „wow, that escalated quickly“ That got me Dead😂

  • @Senf0
    @Senf07 жыл бұрын

    Flash: "you have to go back Snart" Captain Cold: " too late my heart is frozen" Flash:" then let it go "

  • @Idontneednohandle998

    @Idontneednohandle998

    7 жыл бұрын

    Adam Fodor I only just noticed that.. dear God

  • @Ikiya69

    @Ikiya69

    6 жыл бұрын

    One of the best lines

  • @lincolnwaugh4047

    @lincolnwaugh4047

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's not funny, it's sad. But I agree with it being one of the best lines.

  • @marinoanims9235

    @marinoanims9235

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @CoolNala

    @CoolNala

    6 жыл бұрын

    I really laughed at that one, even though I'm not a fan of that movie. Best one yet.

  • @85turtle
    @85turtle7 жыл бұрын

    Here's a good one Joker: Beep boop boop beep beep Cyborg: What are you doing? Joker: It's robot, for you're dead!

  • @nut8856

    @nut8856

    7 жыл бұрын

    Daniel Hawthorne nah

  • @RJ-rp8yd

    @RJ-rp8yd

    7 жыл бұрын

    Alex 72826 The 30 likes would disagree.

  • @tbagslump1022

    @tbagslump1022

    7 жыл бұрын

    Alex 72826 the 45 likes would disagree

  • @nut8856

    @nut8856

    7 жыл бұрын

    Tony Taco I still thinks it's boo boo

  • @arturovargas4362

    @arturovargas4362

    7 жыл бұрын

    Vamp Ale the 127 likes would disagree

  • @lexiehaines4255
    @lexiehaines42557 жыл бұрын

    Hal: your kinda lacking weapons wise Aquaman: my trident is all I need Hal: technically it's just a pointy stick

  • @danielwilson4799

    @danielwilson4799

    5 жыл бұрын

    Aquaman: Technically, yours is just a fancy ring.

  • @Thefellowmemeguy

    @Thefellowmemeguy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Green lantern:fair point but still

  • @sugawatheultimatejudgement9293
    @sugawatheultimatejudgement92937 жыл бұрын

    Number 26 though. Blue beetle knows when the ladies are fine 😂 4:47

  • @johnnyroche138
    @johnnyroche1387 жыл бұрын

    Harley: Hello Mista G Green Arrow: Please don't call me that Harley: Whatever you say Sugar Beard!

  • @LordSleepy99
    @LordSleepy997 жыл бұрын

    Scarecrow: master of Savagery Seriously I know you guys probably heard of this before, but whoever idea it was to cast Robert Englund, Freddy Krueger himself, as Scarecrow needs a promotion and one hell of a raise.

  • @Monotail_Razuin

    @Monotail_Razuin

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's perfect for the role

  • @erickrubio7330

    @erickrubio7330

    10 ай бұрын

    Wait the actor who played Freddy Krueger voiced scarecrow?!

  • @northchurch753
    @northchurch7535 жыл бұрын

    9:03 DAMN THAT HIT HIM HARDER THAN A KRYPTONITE BULLET

  • @TyrantsRemedy

    @TyrantsRemedy

    5 жыл бұрын

    I love the comic reference in that

  • @Redhoodtcf
    @Redhoodtcf5 жыл бұрын

    My favorite: Harley Quinn:hey lightning lad Black Adam:you dare mock me child Harley Quinn:you dare mock me child

  • @Diamout21

    @Diamout21

    4 жыл бұрын

    Black Adam : You dare mock me child Harley Quinn : "yOu DaRE mOcK mE cHiLD"

  • @luciferneverchanges5841
    @luciferneverchanges58417 жыл бұрын

    Scarecrow: you reek of paranoia. Batman: i call it vigilance. Scarecrow: why so vigilant batman? CONSTANT VIGILANCE

  • @Tigercup9
    @Tigercup97 жыл бұрын

    "A better son would deserve it." Did Captain Cold just enter the room? Because god DAMN!

  • @dianxia7244

    @dianxia7244

    6 жыл бұрын

    JAJAJA I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

  • @Verlarn
    @Verlarn4 жыл бұрын

    We need *Captain Tropical.* He can shoot coconuts and UV rays.

  • @rubiconprime1429

    @rubiconprime1429

    4 жыл бұрын

    SERN there’s a DKC64 joke to be made here

  • @thedoomslayer8900
    @thedoomslayer89006 жыл бұрын

    If they make another MK vs DC, Erron Black and Deadshot have to have a conversation

  • @xinolo9072

    @xinolo9072

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Doomslayer Erron: So you never miss? Deadshot: Never Erron: What if I break that record?

  • @thundernomis
    @thundernomis7 жыл бұрын

    Oh no a Frozen reference XD

  • @ADTribalChild

    @ADTribalChild

    7 жыл бұрын

    thunder nomis None gives a damn about Frozen anymore, so let-- GODDAMN IT!

  • @mojonoahgamer5647

    @mojonoahgamer5647

    7 жыл бұрын

    ADtheTribalChild Productions LOL

  • @uchihashinosou1320

    @uchihashinosou1320

    7 жыл бұрын

    Elsa DLC confirmed!

  • @HIERARCHYOFMEMES

    @HIERARCHYOFMEMES

    7 жыл бұрын

    thunder nomis Did I miss something? Which intro?

  • @lokestar1595

    @lokestar1595

    7 жыл бұрын

    HEADS GROW BACK number 12

  • @Itsyaboicipher
    @Itsyaboicipher7 жыл бұрын

    There was a really good conversation between captain cold and doctor fate Cold: Doctor Fate: Captain Cold: just need a priest and we can walk into a bar

  • @leandrod.martins1437
    @leandrod.martins14377 жыл бұрын

    "Doctor Isley" "Doctor Quinzell" 😂😂😂

  • @KlyntarNage666

    @KlyntarNage666

    6 жыл бұрын

    Son Of Hades oh i love it when we play doctor

  • @whippethacreem7299

    @whippethacreem7299

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Ohhh~ I love it when we play doctor."

  • @sheotanadetiba8137
    @sheotanadetiba81376 жыл бұрын

    Poison ivy: Normally I'd offer a kiss Scarecrow: Then kiss me Poison ivy: You make my skin crawl

  • @xinolo9072

    @xinolo9072

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alex adetiba Ngl I thought he would say ‘That’s the point’

  • @angxlicbxby
    @angxlicbxby7 жыл бұрын

    Ivy: Try not to scratch my face Catwoman: It is your best feature Ivy: That's not what your man said OOOOHHHH JEBEINSBAJ 😂💀

  • @batmangeek1019

    @batmangeek1019

    7 жыл бұрын

    Queen John that's the best one 😂😂 I was dyingXD

  • @Aland57

    @Aland57

    6 жыл бұрын

    It’s your only good feature*

  • @whippethacreem7299

    @whippethacreem7299

    4 жыл бұрын

    *OOOOAAAAAA-*

  • @wizkid3643
    @wizkid36437 жыл бұрын

    You should've included one from Blue Beetle and Scarecrow Blue Beetle: So are you filled with straw? Scarecrow: No, somthing much worse.. Beetle: Better not be glitter..

  • @rogertherabitt-_-9785
    @rogertherabitt-_-97856 жыл бұрын

    Poison Ivy: Try not to scratch my face. Catwoman: Considering that's the only good feature from your body. Poison Ivy: Not what your man said~ lol o can't haha

  • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

    @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

    4 жыл бұрын

    That one made Captain Cold shiver.

  • @ComradeVenus
    @ComradeVenus4 жыл бұрын

    Superman: "Wanna hear a joke?" Harley Quinn: "what?" Superman: "Harley Quinn vs. Superman."

  • @uglyguy2519
    @uglyguy25197 жыл бұрын

    Oliver actually looked a little scary laughing at number 6...

  • @johnstewart1887

    @johnstewart1887

    7 жыл бұрын

    Uglyguy 25 He was cringing on the inside

  • @JamesMiguelMusic
    @JamesMiguelMusic7 жыл бұрын

    Black Adam: you dare mock me child? Harley Quinn: yOU dAre mOck mE cHiLD??

  • @sebastianschoefl

    @sebastianschoefl

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jiggs your likes. It had to be done.

  • @ratfarmer1
    @ratfarmer16 жыл бұрын

    5:45 turn on captions

  • @angdata9371

    @angdata9371

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dick shot 😂😂😂

  • @ALXISHI

    @ALXISHI

    5 жыл бұрын

    Best comment on here.

  • @haruhirogrimgar6047

    @haruhirogrimgar6047

    4 жыл бұрын

    And damn Joker suggesting Green Arrow had a thing with Joker's own mother "Ah so you bit my mother."

  • @zazzy6758

    @zazzy6758

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haruhiro Grimgar so you “met” my mother, becuase he called him a sob

  • @who_cares2247
    @who_cares22473 жыл бұрын

    3:42 is underrated Damien Wayne D-wayne Only Cyborg would think of that

  • @nbgaming2497
    @nbgaming24977 жыл бұрын

    "Ooooo my safe word's arrowcave"- green arrow 2k17

  • @reialvarez727
    @reialvarez7277 жыл бұрын

    28 will always be my favorite just because that sound Harley makes at the end.

  • @VoidChicken6

    @VoidChicken6

    7 жыл бұрын

    Anthony Gomez It's another pun - Don't be cross (bow)

  • @yrboilou2078

    @yrboilou2078

    7 жыл бұрын

    Anthony Gomez+ yeah my favourite 😂😂

  • @user-gw1li6jq5i

    @user-gw1li6jq5i

    7 жыл бұрын

    Anthony Gomez i tried to find what the 28 was so i clicked on a random time of the video and it was the start of the 28 😱

  • @getrekt2821

    @getrekt2821

    7 жыл бұрын

    so damn funny

  • @zachmandell7917

    @zachmandell7917

    7 жыл бұрын

    that ones ok and probally my # 3 right behind # 1, and # 20. all pretty funny

  • @res20stupid
    @res20stupid6 жыл бұрын

    "You ain't so tough, Superman." "What makes you say that?" "Alfred knocked your freaking ass out!" World's Strongest Man got roasted.

  • @timebomb4562

    @timebomb4562

    4 жыл бұрын

    Funny I don’t remember Alfred being roasted

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile41664 жыл бұрын

    Damien: Who put a hit on me? Deadshot: Anyone who's ever met you. Damien: Can't say I'm surprised

  • @djimmithegreat7266
    @djimmithegreat72667 жыл бұрын

    1:38 He's............He's actually right

  • @hsneed10
    @hsneed107 жыл бұрын

    8:56 - 9:07 I love that they brought that comic book moment up, not many people know that Alfred(Batman/Bruce's butler) knocked Superman out once because he was dissapointed in him.

  • @damonika09

    @damonika09

    6 жыл бұрын

    Zanite Gaming And broke Bruce’s back. Superman deserved that ass whooping.

  • @LovecitaCherish

    @LovecitaCherish

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh yes i really love that moment :3

  • @mennograafmans1595

    @mennograafmans1595

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's why you need a good butler.

  • @ZenithKamiBlackwings

    @ZenithKamiBlackwings

    Жыл бұрын

    Damn. Comic book reference. Oldschool.

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon47274 жыл бұрын

    I love how everyone else is just cracking jokes while Scarecrow is just roaring everyone

  • @FunkyPhil265
    @FunkyPhil2654 жыл бұрын

    Me-“Oh, it’s another funny intro montage I guess I’ll watch it but it’ll probably suck” Watches video* Me- 0:14

  • @eddiediaz5518
    @eddiediaz55187 жыл бұрын

    Harley: You ain't so tuff Superman Superman: What gives you that idea? Harley: Alfred knocked your freaking ass out!

  • @BonesMalon3
    @BonesMalon37 жыл бұрын

    scarecrows a fucking savage

  • @willow7610

    @willow7610

    7 жыл бұрын

    Corey Cushinan agreed

  • @l0ne804

    @l0ne804

    7 жыл бұрын

    Corey Cushinan Him being played by Robert England is awesome!

  • @raden1287

    @raden1287

    7 жыл бұрын

    he only had dr fate as a rival of savagery

  • @jeffb-c
    @jeffb-c7 жыл бұрын

    U missed the one between deadshot and harley: Deadshot walks in, says something Harley: more like deadmiss Deadshot: The only dead miss around here is you

  • @MariAnimates
    @MariAnimates4 жыл бұрын

    "Shazam and Green Arrow were criminals?" GODDAMN-

  • @d3nny_s3mpai

    @d3nny_s3mpai

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Casualties of war"

  • @netndoshadow1981
    @netndoshadow19817 жыл бұрын

    cyborg:whats your deal scarecrow:I create fear and disruption cyborg:online we call that trolling 🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @obieoguejiofor7994

    @obieoguejiofor7994

    6 жыл бұрын

    Netndo Shadow Ikr

  • @jenniferrowson
    @jenniferrowson7 жыл бұрын

    YOU DARE MOCK ME CHILD YoU DArE mOck mE cHilD

  • @nolaiscool7991
    @nolaiscool79916 жыл бұрын

    I love how Harley said don't be cross......bow at 4:36

  • @johny1220
    @johny12203 жыл бұрын

    6:00 LOOOL best one man “stay away from them you son of a bitch” “oh so you met my mother” looool The Joker is the best man 😂

  • @krusty14
    @krusty147 жыл бұрын

    For some reason I laughed at this... Poison Ivy: Try not to scratch my face Catwoman: It is your one good feature Poison Ivy: Not what your man thinks for some reason I thought it was savage I know I'm weird

  • @tommylee4116

    @tommylee4116

    7 жыл бұрын

    May Emerald no you're not weird lol THAT WAS SAVAGE

  • @endybragg2523

    @endybragg2523

    7 жыл бұрын

    u ain't the only one

  • @luciferneverchanges5841

    @luciferneverchanges5841

    7 жыл бұрын

    May Emerald ironic considering catwoman's man is batman

  • @nut8856

    @nut8856

    7 жыл бұрын

    Not weird

  • @zachmandell7917

    @zachmandell7917

    7 жыл бұрын

    its not weird I thought it was funny.

  • @Shala69
    @Shala697 жыл бұрын

    You should do "X absolutley SAVAGE Injustice 2 Intro Dialogues" later too. and Scarecrow will be half of that list.

  • @manie.8241

    @manie.8241

    7 жыл бұрын

    He's fucking MEAN.

  • @finleymorris04

    @finleymorris04

    7 жыл бұрын

    Boosted Bonobo My favourite villainous boi scarecrow out here dishing out roasts. I'm so proud!

  • @raden1287

    @raden1287

    7 жыл бұрын

    somebody already made that but if he plans to do it expect a lot of Dr fate and scarecrow roasting people left and right

  • @burnerBreakdown

    @burnerBreakdown

    6 жыл бұрын

    Shala I am 200th like

  • @jaderinehart1143
    @jaderinehart11434 жыл бұрын

    " I'd love to scan your brain." " You won't find anything." " Expect the Joker's Playground." 😥😥

  • @mr.skippy4898
    @mr.skippy48985 жыл бұрын

    Deadshot: That's so meta.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pablojrvillalobos7033
    @pablojrvillalobos70337 жыл бұрын

    green arrow: im growimg tomatoes any tips? poison ivy: choke on them OOOHHOOHOHOHOHO

  • @jacksonbartlett4800

    @jacksonbartlett4800

    7 жыл бұрын

    Pablo jr Villalobos id be okay choking on her tomatos

  • 7 жыл бұрын

    Jackson Bartlett i dont think you would be okay.

  • @jacksonbartlett4800

    @jacksonbartlett4800

    7 жыл бұрын

    ***** it would be worth it

  • @marcusgabrielson9616

    @marcusgabrielson9616

    7 жыл бұрын

    Pablo jr Villalobos no salsa for you!

  • @pablojrvillalobos7033

    @pablojrvillalobos7033

    7 жыл бұрын

    Marcus Gabrielson lol im weak

  • @Gilbert_Wang
    @Gilbert_Wang7 жыл бұрын

    YOU DARE MOCK ME CHILD!!!!!

  • @benlohmer5703

    @benlohmer5703

    7 жыл бұрын

    Joseph Magnoli YoU DArE MocK ME cHILd?!

  • @RetroGamer-95
    @RetroGamer-955 жыл бұрын

    My 3 favorites Harley: Oh, Lightning lad Black Adam: You dare to mock me child? Harley: YoU dAre tO moCk Me cHiLd Superman: Wanna hear a joke? Harley: Oh this oughta be good Superman: Superman vs Harley Quinn Harley: You ain't so tough Superman Superman: What gave you that idea Harley: Alfred knocked your *freakin' ass out*

  • @d7659
    @d76595 жыл бұрын

    Harley Quinn : you ain't so tuff super man Superman: what gives you that idea Harley Quinn: Alfred nocked freaking your ass out

  • @gayandproud4308
    @gayandproud43087 жыл бұрын

    Batman: were not doing this anymore Joker Joker: your breaking up with me? Batman: I'm breaking you 😂 0:33

  • @Red_Phantom64

    @Red_Phantom64

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gaaaay

  • @JackTheBreadGuyOfficial

    @JackTheBreadGuyOfficial

    5 жыл бұрын

    You’re*

  • @barrelbarrel5842

    @barrelbarrel5842

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gay ass

  • @diacsquad1117

    @diacsquad1117

    5 жыл бұрын

    He meant his neck.

  • @TimtamIsFish
    @TimtamIsFish7 жыл бұрын

    Black Adam: you dare to mock me child Harley:YOu dARe TO MoCK mE CHiLD

  • @smoshyv2553
    @smoshyv25533 жыл бұрын

    Green Arrow laughing at his own joke lmao

  • @magentamoth621
    @magentamoth6215 жыл бұрын

    8:17 - 8:20 Close Your Eyes

  • @whippethacreem7299

    @whippethacreem7299

    4 жыл бұрын

    OOooOOOooO

  • @NightAngelus
    @NightAngelus7 жыл бұрын

    Number 4 I laughed so hard

  • @hawaiianblanka5534

    @hawaiianblanka5534

    7 жыл бұрын

    NightAngelus same here 😂😂😂

  • @TheLewnarian

    @TheLewnarian

    7 жыл бұрын

    The only one that truly made me laugh 😂😂😂

  • @lokestar1595

    @lokestar1595

    7 жыл бұрын

    NightAngelus haha me too

  • @zachsoroka8707

    @zachsoroka8707

    7 жыл бұрын

    Cesar Munoz

  • @lokestar1595

    @lokestar1595

    7 жыл бұрын

    Zach Soroka yeah? I don't know what you were trying to tell me

  • @jorgeluiscg5589
    @jorgeluiscg55897 жыл бұрын

    That alfred beating superman reference killed me so hard XD

  • @briannawilkinson1268

    @briannawilkinson1268

    Жыл бұрын

    Mee too ohh

  • @themilkmememan
    @themilkmememan4 жыл бұрын

    Always thought it would’ve been funny if scarecrow peaked in the jokers mind and was like oh dear God

  • @theelitegamers3985
    @theelitegamers39856 жыл бұрын

    Joker and green arrow Joker: I understand you have a family Green arrow: stay away from you b1cth Joker: so you’ve met my mother ? Funny😂😂

  • @myleskeeling8666

    @myleskeeling8666

    4 жыл бұрын

    Son of a biach

  • @kanyerahming

    @kanyerahming

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @AdamTaurus_SonOfSparda
    @AdamTaurus_SonOfSparda7 жыл бұрын

    Haha that reference to Alfred beating the shit out of supes is HILARIOUS. . Harley Quinn: You ain't so scary Superman Superman: What makes you say that? Harley: Alfred knocked your freaking pass out!

  • @Champion-1209

    @Champion-1209

    7 жыл бұрын

    R3N3G4D3 J411 ass

  • @RoTenken

    @RoTenken

    7 жыл бұрын

    They'll never let him off the hook for killing him in the comics. Bruce couldn't think of a better vengeance and homage to Alfred

  • @AdamTaurus_SonOfSparda

    @AdamTaurus_SonOfSparda

    7 жыл бұрын

    Anthony Cruz Ain't that the truth. ..lol

  • @finleymorris04

    @finleymorris04

    7 жыл бұрын

    R3N3G4D3 J411 when did that happen?

  • @SamaritanPrime

    @SamaritanPrime

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Ultr Gaming (SPOILER ALERT) At the end of Injustice: Year One (there are comics tied into the games; Injustice 2 did a better job of tying back to the comics), Superman copies Bane and breaks Batman's back. Alfred walks in, having just ingested a pill that allows a normal guy to stand toe-to-toe with Superman. What follows is one of the most epic beatdowns of all time, delivered by Alfred Pennyworth.

  • @kinovsthewrld
    @kinovsthewrld7 жыл бұрын

    the Batman and Robin one WAS TOOO MUCCCHHHH. Damn Bats calm down.

  • @epicninjapants8711
    @epicninjapants87116 жыл бұрын

    No salsa for you XD

  • @christiangordy5791
    @christiangordy57915 жыл бұрын

    Harley- you ain’t so tough Superman. Superman- what gives you that idea? Harley- cuz Alfred knocked you freakin ASS OUT

  • @stormshred
    @stormshred7 жыл бұрын

    What about Scarecrow and Bane Scarecrow: Carcerophobia. Bane: Enough with these words! Scarecrow: Fear of imprisonment, Bane. Carcerophobia

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