I go to a Catholic School and I'm taking religion next semester. "Alannah, tell us your favorite Bible passage. We'll read it as a class." **Smiles maniacally.**

@NicholasHolder

7 жыл бұрын

Alannah good for you! I survived it. Stay strong. Knowing the Bible will make you a devout athiest.

@unicyclist97

7 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Holder I'm not sure that "devout" is the right description for most atheists.

@unicyclist97

7 жыл бұрын

***** That's great, doubt is an opportunity for learning. I hope you enjoy your journey of discovery ☺

@Kiwi_Tea

7 жыл бұрын

Oh please oh PLEASE record that class!

@phiksit

7 жыл бұрын

I guess I see why catholics are never encouraged to read or study the bible?

50 Shades of Pray.

@Dashi18n

9 жыл бұрын

This so needs to happen

@Dashi18n

9 жыл бұрын

Sweederland Johnson My fellow filmmaker/writer, we will do this

@fettbub92

9 жыл бұрын

Yes

@isjenjsns625

9 жыл бұрын

Songs of Solomon

@chicago913

8 жыл бұрын

ha, ha. good one.

Those bible writers were such cunning linguists :D

@pennybowie7346

8 жыл бұрын

Master debaters as well

@mustabator1417

8 жыл бұрын

Obviously not folk from a one-car town!

@overtlycriticaldork3524

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, AND they liked their sex!

@arturogomez6564

8 жыл бұрын

with stunning english

@themightychabunga2441

8 жыл бұрын

cunning stunts

Makes sense considering early Christianity was a magic mushroom sex cult

@witnessforchrist7778

9 жыл бұрын

djancak www.johnallegro.org/popular-press/popular-press-by-john-allegro/sacred-mushroom-and-the-cross-sunday-mirror-1970/

@witnessforchrist7778

9 жыл бұрын

dandiehl1948 The point is Jesus WAS the psychedelic mushroom, and not an actual person.

@dubldeka

9 жыл бұрын

dandiehl1948 if your a Christian you are supposed to believe that Jesus 'Was' the god of the old testament.Bit of a contradiction there. Was he the Jewish god in avatar or a mortal man or a new god. ?If he is the jewish god then the old testament is his story.

@dubldeka

9 жыл бұрын

***** Dear Mikanojo, I knew your take on the matter from your previous comments. Thank you for your reply. I Was hoping that dandiehl1948 would answer as I was curious as to what he would say. I agree with what you say about the image most Americans have, I call them Hollywood Christians. they get their scripture from the movies. It is similar here in Australia. I am an old man and have read many bibles even in Greek.

@atheistram

9 жыл бұрын

***** How exactly did he take them out of context. I've read the Bible and none of the verses were taken out of context.

Ezekial 16:26 refers to Egyptians as "your neighbours with large genitals". Anyway, on a totally unrelated note, I think I will plan a holiday to Egypt.

@darrellbarron6901

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@mustabator1417

8 жыл бұрын

While u r there,remember that it also says "love your neighbour... and so forth", just In case the pyramids don't stack up to being as much of a wonder as you thought they'd be.Heck!,...stay long enough and you just might find yourself gaping at an even newer "wonder of the world"down there....naaah mean!

@thesovietsage6688

7 жыл бұрын

FDL

@Kiwi_Tea

7 жыл бұрын

lmao if I had the money I'd help you pay for that holiday...gotta help a fellow woman get some ass!

@gustave9402

7 жыл бұрын

Screaming Carrot I knew ancient Egyptians were black.

Uh, Ezekial 16 clearly sounds like it was against the dildos. It was amongst a bunch of things that made god "filled with fury" against them.

@feeblepizza

8 жыл бұрын

+Matt Dubaj Sorry, but you didn't address the point whatsoever. Try again.

@revahr8369

7 жыл бұрын

U spoke my mind when I was lazy to type all the things u said..thank u

@skwills1629

7 жыл бұрын

Screaming Carrot, you are corrext. Also, nothign int he verse callsthem DIldoes. They are statues. The whoedomes are metaphorical. THey worshipped the idols. Its not literal. This vbloke and the listhe got it from don't read.

@victorselve8349

7 жыл бұрын

Screaming Carrot why use golden dildos if there are some Egyptians right over there?

@fergusdenoon1255

6 жыл бұрын

Dildo's are metaphorical.

Triggered Christian's in the comments.

5:45 “my breasts are like towers” had me dying of laughter

Better love story than Twilight.

I think the Ezekiel one is written by someone who today would write fanfiction, you know the kind.

@Astro2024

9 жыл бұрын

Hector Defendi lol noooo

@shizuwolf

9 жыл бұрын

XD

@thedonn3659

5 жыл бұрын

Ezekiel = Larry Flint 😂

@bluefred3684

5 жыл бұрын

It might be written from Ezekiel in Total Drama Island.

@midnight.symphony128

3 жыл бұрын

Bro read genesis When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose... The Nephilim were on the earth in those days-and also afterward-when the sons of God went to the daughters of humans and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown. Genesis 6:1/4 They created half angels? Sounds like Greek literature.

He got to the cunnilingus part and all the wives of America praised Hallelujah

@scin3759

9 жыл бұрын

HELLeluYahweh!!!!

I feel like they just ran out of ideas writing the bible half way through.

@skwills1629

5 жыл бұрын

Thwen tyou dont understand the Binle isnt a single book...

@gabi6898

3 жыл бұрын

They had no idea from the beginning

@juanjoyaborja.3054

2 жыл бұрын

They had people write it down over many centuries. Of course it’d be filled with weird ideas somewhere down the line.

So, the Bible's not all bad?

@bernice_anders

9 жыл бұрын

Fa1c0 or maybe it is all bad and we should stop with the cunnilingus and threesomes and all the things...lol

@patbrennan6572

9 жыл бұрын

but it is a sick book indeed.

@dirtydan8950

8 жыл бұрын

+Pat Brennan you know 2.2 billion Christians read the bible.

@zapkvr

8 жыл бұрын

+Dirty Dan no they do not

@dirtydan8950

8 жыл бұрын

Kevin Russell Most do

Definatly the funniest episode of Secular Talk ever. I'm crying from laughter!

Holy Fuck!!

@nicolasleroux5302

9 жыл бұрын

Ha, I get it. "Holy fuck". Nice one ;)

@demonix321

6 жыл бұрын

Literally

OMG! I loved this and am going to share it with all of those I know suffering from "Christianity" disorder

Do they really read their bible and do they really understand it. I don't think so.

@rahowhero

9 жыл бұрын

No one who actually reads bible can remain theist, and maintain intellectual honesty. If Christianity is the poison, the bible is the antidote (reading it, of course). Tis no coincidence that for 1600 of 2000 years, it was the death penalty for having a copy of bible in any but a dead language (eg Latin)." The leaders and intellectuals amongst the religious knew the truth then, and now. Makes you wonder if they have anything to gain.

@scin3759

9 жыл бұрын

No they don't because if they did they wouldn't believe in it. The bible says you must follow every word of Yahweh or be destined to burn in hell for eternity.

@carolstrachan4197

6 жыл бұрын

Anybody tried to read the bible in earnest? So damn difficult and I'm a prolific reader. Just trying to read it as a book is nigh on impossible for the ordinary person so those who profess to know it are lying to us and to themselves. This guy here has a point, but he is using it as entertainment and shock value to make money, smart lad!

@skwills1629

5 жыл бұрын

@@rahowhero I know plenty of Christians who are Hionest, and who read the Bible every day. I know plenty who have read the whole thing. The idea that you caj't remain a Theist if you read the Bible is absurd, and its ewually absurd to excuse their failure to become Atheists on them beign intellectully dishonest.

@anrose8335

3 жыл бұрын

@@skwills1629 ???

It would be nice if there was a channel just devoted to exposing the craziness in the bible. We need to get that book exposed and laid bare.

@abacus4401

9 жыл бұрын

There is, the bible reloaded. And those guys are hillarious to boot.

@r.jonesy1673

9 жыл бұрын

go TheBibleReloaded page, there videos go through the bible by chapter. they are currently on Samuel

@dominicanbiker

7 жыл бұрын

S Cin im trying to get a channel that tells the truth about that barbaric and brutal bible

@thedonn3659

5 жыл бұрын

@Curt Christensen thinks Curt Christ Ensen 😂

@juanjoyaborja.3054

2 жыл бұрын

Check out Underlings. He uses biblical evidence to show just how evil and disgusting the god of the Bible can be, instead of using the “god made satan, hell, and evil” arguments which got old and quite boring.

Who else lost their shit when Kyle said "Blow my garden".

@mevirosteck

6 жыл бұрын

Dylandorf he can blow my garden..

I remember first reading that last one when I was 12. I was frusterated that I couldn't seem to form a testimony of my own and i set out to read the book cover to cover in an attempt to gain said testimony and better understand the loving light of god. That was a very profound moment in my life that did not help me see gods loving light, but sparked a whole lot of conflicting feelings. I had a lot of questions for my parents that day.

Laughed my ass off all along. Excellent segment!

As much as I respect you and am NOT a Christian, you just did a Christian trick. You took the verse from Ezekiel 16 is out of context. It was speaking of how far Jerusalem had fallen. The stuff from Song of Solomon, no arguments from me. :D

@johnpeteracaylar8231

5 жыл бұрын

truth. he doesn't really read the whole chapters. “Son of man, confront Jerusalem with her detestable practices Ezekiel 16:2 NIV

@aminhusieni

5 жыл бұрын

Oh but the donkey cock shooting horse sperm out verse is OK because its allegorical😂

....religion 😔 * facepalm *

that last line though... As Mark Twain once said, "The best cure for Christianity is reading the bible." After hearing/reading some of the weird-ass shit in that I found or heard about in the bible, I'm am so staying an atheist. Mark had a good fucking point.

Ezekiel 23, 18-21 "...whose members were like those of donkeys and whose ISSUE is like that of horses." Issue = jizz

@hemidas

9 жыл бұрын

So the Egyptians were like male porn stars of the day? LOL!

@MonsieurMaskedMan

3 жыл бұрын

Donkey sized dicks (18 inch long), emissions like those of horses (a cup full of jizz), very interesting

The Bilebull certainly offers up some interesting plots for porn films. No wonder 'christians' have to cherry pick the book to make their point, one slip and it's a sermon about porn.

All the 614 people that disliked this are all the Christians that say they read the bible but didn’t

I hate it when the believers try to twist the meaning of these verses when you confront them about them.

@aliceisinchains1

9 жыл бұрын

imjusthereforcomments What's there to learn? It's been translated into modern English and I can read soo...

@myssig123

6 жыл бұрын

Ricky X well, true, but this kid didn't get all these right.... he missed a bunch

@fergusdenoon1255

6 жыл бұрын

yes, it got translated into English, "modern" English is a progressive state, it is a progressive language, the Bible hasn't progressed its language since being translated and is out of date and nonsensical.

@spectre5560

5 жыл бұрын

Ricky X honestly I don’t even try. With the second Deuteronomy verse I just say that it was one of the laws God passed down to His chosen people and the lawyers and judges of those days were free to interpret them however they’d like as we today are free to interpret.

@unosheem6210

4 жыл бұрын

Fergus Denoon if the Bible is nonsensical you following it is also nonsensical by your logic

This must be where the Steve miller band came up with the famous line"really love your peaches let me shake your tree"

@tyriciankelly9185

7 жыл бұрын

Brad Beining lol

"at least you get some pictures from playboy" OHHHHH! SHOTS FIRED! SHOTS FIRED!

As an agnostic atheist myself, I cringe when people make carelessly ignorant or disingenuous arguments against religion, like the very first example in this video. There is plenty of legitimate stuff to criticize in the Bible; let's stick to that, and not make asses of ourselves if we can avoid it, OK? Here's what I'm talking about: At 1:09 he completely reverses the intent of the passage he was quoting. The passage was not endorsing the use of dildos; it was actually condemning it, in this at least partially metaphorical description of the ways Jerusalem was "behaving badly" in "The Lord's" view. So to go on and say that Christians should endorse the use of dildos if they want to obey the "word of God", is either incredibly ignorant, or severely dishonest. If it was an honest mistake, it was still lazy and irresponsible; it would have taken little more than a couple minutes to read the context of the passage to understand that the stance was the exact opposite of what he presented it to be. Go ahead and point out how explicit and gratuitous this passage is, and how hypocritical you think it is for Christians to decry similarly explicit/gratuitous stuff in other media, but don't try to paint it as some divine endorsement of gilded dildos. (Who needs a religion to endorse such a thing anyway? I'm all for it, myself!)

@Carl_Frank

9 жыл бұрын

Carl Frank Oh and P.S.: I think "Gilded Dildos" would be a pretty good band name, don't you?

@youdon1234

9 жыл бұрын

Carl Frank Yes, I agree. The Bible is not the Word of God for me either; but the Secular Talk guy comes across as a 12 year-old, and an ignorant one at that. Imagine being titillated by the idea that people 3000 years ago were actually interested in sex! :( Lots of things are recorded in the OT and NT, including legends, stories of good and bad individuals and groups, myths, poetry, etc. Not everything is "this is what you must do", as you point out. So much to criticize in the Bible, the ST guy is trying to shoot fish in a barrel, but is even missing the barrel. For those interested, the phrase "her bowels were moved for him" in the Song of Songs (Song of Solomon) isn't referring to anal sex. Nowadays we would say "her heart was moved for him". They're expressions. Of course, emotions are no more in the heart than the bowels. Perhaps in another 1000 years, someone will see the expression "her heart was moved" and think "how silly!" But that will be another expression of ignorance and unfair to us now. And "the Bible is flat out advocating daughters to sleep with their fathers"? No. The story of Lot's daughters sleeping with Lot does not advocate that. In fact, it is probably a "just so" story giving the origins of the Ammonites and Moabites, tribes that did not get on well with the Israelites. Makes a nice origin story by portraying those tribes as incest-bred! Again, the Secular Talk guy could have done a little bit of study before saying what the Bible "advocates". To anyone knowing the Bible (which as the ST guy says probably doesn't cover a lot of Christians anyway) he just comes across as ignorant.

@youdon1234

9 жыл бұрын

Carl Frank LOL! How about "The Gilded Dildo and the Moving Bowels"?

@patrickneary8446

7 жыл бұрын

I think he should have pointed out how the passage demonizes dildo use as likening it to prostitutes. That is a messed up ideology in itself.

@skwills1629

5 жыл бұрын

@@patrickneary8446 In Babylon and Mesopotamia, they built statues of gods with POhallyses. The text isnt about a sex toy, but the worship of a pagan god by copulating with the statue. Many women did this in order to secure the gods blessing sand thus get pregnant.

This video was just fucking great. I was laughing my ass off non stop.

All these are going into Kyle out of Context 😌😌😌😌😌😌

Oh goodness!! 1:30 minutes into the video and what your saying is foolish! Obviously God hated that the woman use the gold and silver to pleasure themselves.

@alexseguin5245

4 жыл бұрын

The rest was spot on though.

@adriellwilson525

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

I love how specific the scenario is in the second verse.

How about that... Even way back then they knew that black guys were well hung. How's that for ancient knowledge?

@allencolvin656

5 жыл бұрын

It's twu, it's twu, it's twu...

@infinitive7654

4 жыл бұрын

Egyptians were not black, they were more like Arabians. Nubians were black.

@Secular Talk, you misinterpreted 'wrestling' it is not fighting but more a form of two men 'fooling around' in the nude, so to speak. Jacob 'wrestled' with an Angel, and afterwards Jacob thanked the Angel. When you fight you don't thank you opponent. But when you are having fun together, that is something else.

@anthonygillespie4523

2 жыл бұрын

YEAH IT CALEED BEING GAY !!!

Kyle could do a ton of videos on freaky things the Bible says.

You're literally taking the Bible out of context... 😂😂 Christians always say this when they are cornered.

I was talking to my cousin who is 93 and he said that back in the day when they came along,there was no tv or nothing else to do so they’re parents just had children.

"Good googly moogly"

the song of songs starts "kiss me with the kisses of your mouth for your love is better than wine"

Ezekiel 32 baby This is how my conversations go with my religious grandmother: "Josh what's your favorite bible passage?" "Ezekiel 32" "Oh lovely that's one of my favorites" fucking die every time

i'm happy kyle also watched maggie and the ferocious beast when he was a kid too lol

Ezekiel 23:20 (NIV) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

and Christians say that bible is word of god ???

Those damn black Egyptians...

@matthew_natividad

6 жыл бұрын

Considering they created porn

Homebound and bored AF....just found this. Thx Kulinski. LMFAO!

I'm Christian and I approve all of this verses

The bible writers were really kinky huh 😩^^

They claim many innocent picture books in school libraries are "pornographic" and should be banned, but they all whole-heartedly agree that the Bible should be in all school libraries.

Looooooool ,You made my day Kyle,where is all the anti -Muslim and anti -Qur'an commentators,now and I don't see any of them here,must be in beds obeying the bible,lmfao

5:50-6:02--How can people read a passage like that and claim being a person of God means repressing sexuality? I could understand choosing celibacy because the person wants to channel that energy into other things (like devotional prayer, charity work, creativity, etc), but to say, "We must repress sexuality because it's bad and immoral" when there are Biblical passages that clearly celebrate it makes no sense.

@benvanderark8412

8 жыл бұрын

There are also passages that condemn sexuality. No consistency.

@TheaterRaven

8 жыл бұрын

I know, right? If someone sent the Bible to a modern editor, the editor would answer, "Rewrite! The narrator/characters are totally inconsistent; no one's going to be able to understand this."

@benvanderark8412

8 жыл бұрын

I agree, and I think largely people don't understand it. To be honest it seems like most Christians don't even try to understand it.

@TheaterRaven

8 жыл бұрын

Exactly. It's why I'm not a churchgoer anymore. It's like, "Guys, Jesus said. 'Love each other, be kind, help each other out'. It's not that hard," and yet people make it so complicated and mix it up with politics and dogma and, ugh, it's frustrating.

@waaqcir7057

7 жыл бұрын

Killing Jesus was not sufficient if you could not end his teaching. Evidence suggests the teaching was altered.

i am a atheist but in all fairness some of those versions were taken out of context

@russwaddel08

5 жыл бұрын

ALL of the Bible passages are taken WAY out of context.

@dapperfrog2048

5 жыл бұрын

The story of Lot is spot on though...

I'm Atheist. But you took the Ezekiel scripture out of context. Read the whole thing, this is a strawman fallacy.

Nice to know. No guilt. "Stay classy buddy." Lol. You're too funny.

Kyle! Funniest video ever!

This is what happens when you cherry pick.

Annndddd Christian Singles Ad pops up afterwards 🤣🤣🤣

When I was little they always told us to read the bible everyday. After watching this video, I don't know why.

King Soloman was a freak

@winros3042

3 жыл бұрын

A lot of preachers hardly ever to the Book of Solomon the songs of Solomon the book of love stories and lust Hallelujah

I think Kyle is quoting a different verse, although _definitely_ reminded me of my wedding when I had more poor sister have to read Song of Solomon 2:9: My beloved is like a gazelle or a young stag. Behold, there he stands behind our wall, gazing through the windows, looking through the lattice. I specifically chose that passage because I thought it was erotic/funny. The funniest part is that I didn't even know of the bible verse but it was one of the suggested reading from the Catholic church for a wedding--so naturally I chose it.

"Bowels were moved for him" I'd heard was a phrase used to imply compassion or love. It shows up a lot in the new testament. Jesus' bowels are constantly moving for people.

@JamesR1701

8 жыл бұрын

Well with the diet that they likely had back in the bronze age I'd imagine that diarrhoea was a common occurence.

@overtlycriticaldork3524

8 жыл бұрын

That's gay Not that I don't condone that, Jesus...

Im not even christian. I just looked up the bible on google to read the context. first one is a bible verse listing the wrongs that were committed. Not saying they should do that. Its saying they SHOULDN'T do that. 2nd one is saying: if your wife tries to pleasure a man that you are fighting with to protect your life, she should be punished. i.e. that is not acceptable for your wife to cheat on you to save your life(or stop you form getting your ass kicked). the third one... hahah is about a prostitute who was thirsty for egyptians and acting like a slut but then she got raped by egyptians but she was still a slut afterwards so they decided to send her to the egyptians and let the egyptians punish her as they liked.

This is one of my more favorite videos by Kyle 😂

this was by faaaar the funniest video you've made so far, son!!! :))))))))))

How about in Judges 19, about a levite who visits a guy, lets the crowd "know" his concubine - and the guy's daughter, and then cuts the concubine into 6 pieces and distributes them among the tribes of Israel?

I lust after all my Egypt lovers too.

Secular Talk, back to its roots

Eerrrr.... My girlfriend has already booked her holiday to Egypt.....without me.

@rickc2102

5 жыл бұрын

*ex-girlfriend

I think you totally missed the point of Ezekiel. God is against selling out for materialism.

This is Christianity I could get into Get it Get into

@MrElionor

8 жыл бұрын

Come up with your own jokes

@darklogic6998

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah "cum" up with your own jokes

@skwills1629

5 жыл бұрын

Its not even Christianity. Its in the Old Testament. Andyou do know the giy got it wrong in this video, right?

@darklogic6998

5 жыл бұрын

@@skwills1629 Is the Old Testament not a part of the Christian Bible?

@skwills1629

5 жыл бұрын

@@darklogic6998 Unless you condemn Jews for these passages they use, I won't beleive you really have a problem with them. Especially since Christians view the Old Testament Law as fulfilled in Jesus and follow what Jesus said. But you aren't really offended by what it says, you just want an excuse to ock Christians.

50 shades of... SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Thanks Kyle! I needed a good laugh!!!!

Hahahaha! Classic Kyle cracks me up!

The Bible is not all sunshine in happiness. It's from real people, real problems, real life. This is how people lived.

@windowstaskmanager5349

8 жыл бұрын

+Brian Alvarez Debatable

@mr8ty8

8 жыл бұрын

+Brian Alvarez non of them where real.it is pure fiction.Non of them ever existed.

@maxdrags3115

8 жыл бұрын

+mr8ty8 Actually you stupid ignorant atheists, a lot of people in the Bible m DUD exist.

@maxdrags3115

8 жыл бұрын

+maxdrags3 DID*

@briannzz

8 жыл бұрын

We believe textbooks, but we don't believe the bible? Why? They both words on the page? (Bible is more important obviously though)

you dont seem to have a real comprehension of the bible, yet you seem to have such a strong disdain for it... no disrespect of course, but shouldnt you accurately understand something before you have such strong comments about it?

Christian: "The bible is the one true word of god. It's perfect" Meanwhile, the bible: "whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emissions were like those of horses"

You took literally every single bible verse out of context. The first verse was clear as day... it wasn’t promoting sexual acts with idols with golden & silver penises, it was a metaphorical and historical documentation of the sins committed in Israel against God. The other passage is describing the beauty of a woman and the relationship of sex in marriage. The Bible isn’t just about morals, ethics, historical documentation, sins, and salvation, there’s also a lot of wisdom literature that speaks on different aspects of life. Sex and marriage is divinely ordained by God, so of course the wisdom literature is going to cover that. Your other comments are just non-sensical and ill founded mocking. I pray that you will one day repent of openly mocking Gods word and misleading others in your ignorance. I assure you that if you don’t, you won’t think Gods divinely inspired word is so hilarious on judgement day. Gods blessing.

Quick!! Where's Michael Jackson and his popcorn?!? I wanna join him to see all the bible believers come with an explanation to all this. If they even can.. Hahaha!!

@jonah1940

6 жыл бұрын

you will be joining mike in hell, if he didnt repent, as you should

#Seculartalk This video shows how ignorance truly works. Everything read of the bible is out of context. A text, without context turns into a pretext.

@dapperfrog2048

5 жыл бұрын

So the story of Lot was taken out of context? Explain...

i wonder how would Pat Robertson or duck dynasty interpret this Bible verses.

HAHAHAHAH kyle when u said "johnsons" i was LMFAO

@ozymandiaspbs

4 жыл бұрын

Were you thinking of “Johnson” from Tim Black’s show?

EVERY KNEE WILL BOW EVERY TOUNGE WILL CONFESS JESUS IS LORD !!

@abubakrmala4553

4 жыл бұрын

Sarah Pettersson hahahahahahahahahahaha

@abubakrmala4553

4 жыл бұрын

Genevieve Coster hahaha Paul was the anti christ who taught everything opposed to Jesus Christ

@champpit1

4 жыл бұрын

@@abubakrmala4553 prove that

@abubakrmala4553

4 жыл бұрын

Truth Seeker very easy Jesus taught worship the father Paul taught worship Jesus , Jesus taught all food is not clean ie kosher Paul taught all food is clean to consume . And so much more .

@champpit1

4 жыл бұрын

@@abubakrmala4553 Pauls statement about food meant they are not unclean in and of themselves

I thought this was going to be interesting. Instead it was mostly a mix of out of context passages and poor interpretations.

how strange. this section first says there are 1,440 comments, but doesn't show them. I check "newest first" and it won't stop buffering. So I refresh, and then it displays that there are zero comments? WTF???

At least it's better written than 50 Shades of Grey.

Best. Episode. Ever.

@Yukinoomoni

9 жыл бұрын

NICE! ;D

Context?

@UTUBESUCK666

9 жыл бұрын

Ryan Steinmetz Go ahead, genius. Give us the right, moralistically sound and divine context of the verses presented in this video. Enlighten us with your superior understanding of the scriptures and what they REALLY mean. I'll grab some popcorn while you make a complete fool of yourself with your intellectual contortions, illogicalities and fallacies, trying in vain to square this unsquarable circle. Bet lets be serious here for a moment here, shall we? How about you simply empirically prove the god *YOU* claim exist, or shut the fuck up?

@tyvernoverlord5363

9 жыл бұрын

Well the context of Song of Songs is love poems... The context of the bible is clear cut and the context is understandable...even though the language is...odd It's humans that screw it up

@reniorjd

9 жыл бұрын

Ramon Zarat Be is not all that wrong, for instance the bible story about the women breaking up the fight isn't about a threesome but rather a punishment if a women where too grab a man's genitals intending harm.

Solomon packed fudge I can't stop laughing

😂Ezekiel was a freak just like the Cowboys Ezekiel the running back 😂😂😂

Ya but that's the Old Testament so it doesn't count

@salfernandez1226

8 жыл бұрын

God creating the universe was also in the Old Testament. I guess that doesn't count either.

@MrElionor

8 жыл бұрын

Sal Fernandez Yep also 10 commandments

@overtlycriticaldork3524

8 жыл бұрын

Not sure if you're trolling, but if not, see my post 5 threads up Or do you agree with child molesters as God seems to?

@MrElionor

8 жыл бұрын

Rich Johnskn Who are you referring to?

@overtlycriticaldork3524

8 жыл бұрын

So you're admitting God spreads his message through mentally handicap individuals?(You non PC douche) I truly hope science cures your own downs someday.

Get behind it quit. Else you miss out ... LOL

The old testament is the Bible of the Jew. The new testament is the Bible of Christians. Big difference.

as a muslim i believe AllAhتاعلى send tawrat(torah) to prophet musa(moses),zabur psalm to prophet dawud(david), injil (gospel)to Prophet isa(jesus)peace be upon them ...but all previous revelation was gone after they gone,,,and ALLAHتاعلى sent down the last revelation(Quran )to last Prophet Muhammad(ﷺ)

No! They don't believe every word of it they are told to believe every word of it!!! I never understood how much God loves us and that we are precious in His Eyes however, we are nothing we are like worms on the ground! The Bible has so many contradictions as you all know.

I learned of the Song of Solomon from "The Waltons" pilot "The Homecoming: A Christmas Story." John-Boy was telling younger children Bible verses so they could get presents from a missionary. The Song of Solomon 4:5 was told to the youngest little girl. This shocked the missionary. Little Girl: Thy two breasts are like two young rows that are twins which feed among the lilies. Solomon Song Chapter 4:5. Missionary: Er... Thank you.

Jerry springer drama in the bible- lol!

lol when people actually read the bible its funny as shit

It's Holy Bible because it's a honest, blue print of the dark and sinister behavior of the 1st original descendants, conquistadors etc...,