*Takes beverage out of fridge* “Oh god why is it so cold?”

@skibabal

4 жыл бұрын

And he graduated from duke with an engineering degree.

Ah I love the feeling of slowly realizing a thumbnail isn’t clickbait

@squishy8853

Жыл бұрын

I was dying laughing every time I realized he was one step closer to the thumbnail. I was absolutely certain that it had to be photoshopped, but no

Alternate title: Drunk man makes himself the Joker

@iiotto6237

3 жыл бұрын

You wanna know how I got these scars? .... I stabbed myself with a fork for the content

@YourFoodIsBland

3 жыл бұрын

Drunk elderly man* Get your facts straight...

@tonymontes4778

3 жыл бұрын

@@iiotto6237 🤣🤣

@TC_Ty_Thurmond

3 жыл бұрын

Bahahaha this is perfect

@nascour5991

3 жыл бұрын

Grown man slowly loses his sanity and goes insane

when cody gets drunk he acts like every one of chris pratt’s characters at once

@bcc5701

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t put my finger on what vibe he gave off for this beautiful disaster until I saw this. He’s sarcastic Andy Dwyer.

@fluffyboi3805

3 жыл бұрын

@@bcc5701 Omg that's exactly what it is You nailed it

Turns out I do have shot glasses. **reveals porcelain eggcup**

@JBC352

4 жыл бұрын

Jonny McClutch I thought I was crazy for thinking it wasn’t a shot glass 😅

@pissapocalypse

4 жыл бұрын

E g g

@maryhoman1553

4 жыл бұрын

Maggatrix I agree

@pissapocalypse

4 жыл бұрын

@@maryhoman1553 Thank you, I feel like I articulated my point really well in this comment.

@ki11thecube

4 жыл бұрын

anything can be a shot glass if you try hard enough.

oh so the thumbnail wasn’t clickbait

@kammyOO

5 жыл бұрын

Sksksk sameee

@Crdd27

5 жыл бұрын

I was the 300th like WoW

@avakeck8261

5 жыл бұрын

My reaction exactly

@kamk5075

5 жыл бұрын

thATS WHAT I THOUGHT

* pull out beer out of refrigerator * Cody : * chugged it * “why’s it so cold” “Idk, you went to duke, you tell me”

@pruepulley6998

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣

@ashlynntraylor5064

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@rivercrich

3 жыл бұрын

tbh college is WAY overrated, I'm not in college and i can still make a living

@alannapeoples8975

3 жыл бұрын

@@rivercrich we do not gaf

@vaioskoutis7998

3 жыл бұрын

@@rivercrich Also explains why you can’t spell

Can you believe his girlfriend is a teacher

@ashleybishop3431

4 жыл бұрын

My Life Animated dude really?! I’m just imagining one of her students has a Karen mom, and she finds one of Cody’s videos with her and Karen is just like 😱 “SWEETY WE ARE GETTING YOU AWAY FROM THIS WOMAN RIGHT. AWAY. SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MeNtOr AnD eXAmpLe!!!”

@anshi5098

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashleybishop3431 oooooooooooooooo thats some crazy shit

@anshi5098

4 жыл бұрын

Thats crazy considering she is literally a female Cody. Imagine how much the kids must love her

@wedobevibindoe1310

3 жыл бұрын

makes sense bc he is like a child lmao :)

@helenah9192

3 жыл бұрын

Kindergarten right? My mom is a kindergarten teacher as well, they are the best always fun to be around😍🤪😎

Person: *has freckles* Cody: you must have some sort of disease

@pipersilver8768

4 жыл бұрын

Ikkk

@iv3nuz973

4 жыл бұрын

Ouch

@Nutlicker683

4 жыл бұрын

Great copy

@Rompski

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously sarcasm but nice man

@--..__

4 жыл бұрын

The joke is that it doesn't look like freckles at all...

buy his merch, he's having a whole mental breakdown at the age of 86 😔✋🏼

@richankdubey1498

4 жыл бұрын

Nice try Cody

@BlueHat1

4 жыл бұрын

Momo? What are you doing here?

@unripetomato4312

4 жыл бұрын

No wayy I love the colour courage!

@hugedisappointment309

4 жыл бұрын

rosie im 105 and having a midlife crisis

@HK-ez8vm

4 жыл бұрын

what video was that? the one where he talks about his age.

Hello my name is Emily and i’ve had a disease my whole life. Not everyone knows this but, I believe it’s called Freckles..... and it changed my life since i was a child.

@rachaeldeangelis5612

4 жыл бұрын

Same and my sister has it really bad...

@Ash5124

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@porterstout1851

4 жыл бұрын

The next My Story Animated video: “I HAVE A RARE DISEASE AND MY PARENTS DON’T KNOW” and it’s really just freckles

@h1gh12

3 жыл бұрын

@Emily Wegrzynowicz i just tried reading your last name and my tongue just exploded what the fuck

@aztro_naut

3 жыл бұрын

I have it really bad

It is physically impossible to dislike this man

@becca4839

3 жыл бұрын

May I just say I am in love With your pfp 😌

@watercoloureyesssssssss

3 жыл бұрын

@@becca4839 haha I love yours as well💙💙

The progression of this video is like a one man Lord of the Flies

@TheLuci915

5 жыл бұрын

wow thanks a lot you have me thinking about the part in the movie where the chubby cry baby kid gets a boulder pushed onto him

@IamLegendAnon

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment

he looks like he just killed somebody... though he is killing the beauty game.

@thatcooldudeisawesome876

4 жыл бұрын

in a bad way

@slayagex

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

I thought the thumbnail was heavily enhanced for comedic effect but holy fuck he really does looks like he has every disease ever at the end

What we learned from this video: Cody has his fridge temperature set too low

every single person: “don’t try this at home” cody: “this is an instructional video”

@mapthebiscuit2517

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@loren.9055

4 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@lets_wrapitup

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@Nutlicker683

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@hi-prism

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

cody was just slowly decomposing this entire video

@zuziakopec7166

5 жыл бұрын

Aren't we all tho

@mr-moon-man7974

5 жыл бұрын

my dog is decomposing in the backyard...

@esther2256

5 жыл бұрын

happy feelings is that a happy feeling?

@mr-moon-man7974

5 жыл бұрын

Shooky... yes. She is in a better world now

@Officiall_Bean

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

alternative title: cody having an existential crisis for 13 minutes and 24 seconds.

End look: onision.

@zt1663

3 жыл бұрын

T

I really thought the thumbnail was a giant photo shopped exaggeration but now we're here and idk how to feel

@JaneDoe-kx3yz

5 жыл бұрын

Same omg

cody: went to duke cody: software engineer cody: l i p p o r e s

@mayumigarcia9445

4 жыл бұрын

Abby Liu LMFAO

@halamadruuid2380

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and also lip pimples if there is lip pores white mushy pimples on your lip

@teiak509

4 жыл бұрын

Is duke good university? Does it mean he’s smart? I can’t believe that

@SoloBasementSinger

4 жыл бұрын

Teia K lmfao duke is a really good school. It’s a T20 university

@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074

4 жыл бұрын

lip pores and carrot flutes

To be completely honest, Cody's face in the thumbnail terrified me.

jesus may have died for our sins, but cody suffered for our crafts 🙏

“I’m going to try not to be offensive or make people uncomfortable” *proceeds to pull out a minion shot glass*

i feel like we just witnessed his psychotic break.

@shammi9481

5 жыл бұрын

How does this comment have 1.7k likes but no comments😂no hate tho

@ZDixon-io5ww

5 жыл бұрын

Kaitlyn Fontenot WOW HE REALLY IS GOING CRAZY

@mr.peppermint491

5 жыл бұрын

Likely

@vxhmn

5 жыл бұрын

*wALNUT SALAAAAAAAAD*

@satan9487

5 жыл бұрын

BARSS @@vxhmn

3:43 "Takes a drink out of the fridge" Seconds after: "WHY IS SO COLD?"

10:44 literally my uterus during period

5 minute crafts: helping YOU turn from functioning member of society to *serial killer*

@JaraelMoonsilver

4 жыл бұрын

Jade Oreo we really do live in a society

Cody: *holds tiny jar while saying* "are this for tiny hipsters?" Me: Well... they are yours Cody.. idk

@lilblingking1491

4 жыл бұрын

@@existingperson1587 Is 1.6k not enough?? 😂

@divinityarchive

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilblingking1491 it still deserves more

@lilblingking1491

4 жыл бұрын

@@divinityarchive Damn, I can't believe how many more it's gotten since i commented lmao!!

@aidencoxmusicguy5097

4 жыл бұрын

What are these jars for ants?

Cody describing freckles as “some sort of disease” Me: Am I sick?

I applaud cody for realizing what lipstick is for at age 27 5:54

Watch a man spiral deeper and deeper in just 13 minutes with only an eyeshadow palette and sriracha

@TatumBorealis

5 жыл бұрын

That should be the title.

@pit655420

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the cold Corona. It's essential.

@MrSh0ut0ut

5 жыл бұрын

*old man

@tamykogreen

5 жыл бұрын

Also jello

@elenamitchell

5 жыл бұрын

im honestly concerned

i saw the thumbnail and thought "he can't end up looking that bad" then i watched the video

@johnk3922

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh saaaaaame

@amirah_h

4 жыл бұрын

Same I literally thought it was edited 😂

@isrealphillips6799

4 жыл бұрын

😂😒😏😜🙃😍😋😝🧐🤣😆😄😃😀

I can just imagine Kelsey walking in on this like ...

Cody:WHOLESOME CONTENT Also Cody:I'm already drunk.

@lila1260

4 жыл бұрын

i wouldnt call is videos wholesome maybe a couple

@TrishaMitchell101

6 ай бұрын

He only had 1 beer. How tf is he drunk?

He looks younger I love that freshly out of the womb look, like he was too covered in blood and the doctors kinda dropped him by accident

@daryathecoward669

3 жыл бұрын

That is golden 😅🤣

@instantmiso9921

3 жыл бұрын

WHEN I SAY I CHOKED-

@Freyalovesnoodle

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

@Abracadabra1111

3 жыл бұрын

My god 😂 😂 😂

@yournailah

3 жыл бұрын

IM GEEKING !! 😂 😂 😂

When you realise that he should’ve put mayonnaise in his hair instead of whipped cream cos no neck Ed had advised to do so...

@kaylurshimabuku

3 жыл бұрын

Why am I laughing!!!!!!! Hahahahah!!!! No neck Ed use mayonnaise for gel...hahahaha 😂😂😂

Cody really out there thinking he invented forehead contouring

definitely getting serial killer vibes from this thumbnail 😂

@crustpunkjesuschrist

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that girl does scare me

I feel like Cody started with a 100% healthbar at 00:00 and by 12:00 he's down to 20% health and drunk

@xman011101

4 жыл бұрын

Mayur Dhanwani This deserves Waaaaay more likes 😂😂

@mayurdhanwani6664

4 жыл бұрын

@@xman011101 thanks my guy

@chelseafelix4408

4 жыл бұрын

Mayur Dhanwani And drunk 😭😭

I feel disgusting for him 😂 he must’ve been sooo sticky

"Who puts whipped cream in their hair?". No-neck Ed: "Hold my mayo"

Cody really flexing his two camera angles

@juliet_thellamaqueen7290

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@keriganlane5830

5 жыл бұрын

no flex

@nat5197

5 жыл бұрын

conorphelan TV ahhhhhhsnsbzbdbdbdbxb I was ur 2 thousandth like that was cool fjnsnnsnsdnxnxncncnnc

@nat5197

5 жыл бұрын

Sry if you couldn’t tell I’m easily impressed

@conorphelan6846

5 жыл бұрын

@@nat5197 epic man

This video has taught me that Cody doesn't know the fridge makes things cold

@rosemarydear

5 жыл бұрын

poor senile gpa

@PooperBelt

5 жыл бұрын

Old man doesn't know how fridge works

Alternative Title:Duke Alumni complains about the temperature of his alcohol, but he doesn’t know how to change the temperature. Genius

he went from being a normal human to a burn victim in 13 minutes Cody has achieved amazing feats

we’re actually witnessing cody lose his sanity,,

@P0lkoli

5 жыл бұрын

It's glorious

@brandanmentch

5 жыл бұрын

Old age does that bro

@leonardilifter

5 жыл бұрын

It’s like watching a Frat Idubbbz at that point where everyone though he was about to have a psychotic break

@ulmerpark5079

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah we are.....but I'm highly entertained right now

@tengericsillag7865

5 жыл бұрын

It's called dementia.

for a moment i thought the thumbnail was exaggerated.....but no-

@3rdWorldMiss

4 жыл бұрын

Same. I thought it was a filter. This video was the opposite of click bait. He OVER delivered

cody: "some sort of disease" me with freckles: 👁👄👁

This video was a miracle for me. I’ve been awake since 4am in stupid amounts of pain (5 years of physical pain due to botched foot surgery). I can’t think straight. I’m sweating. And this video made me laugh. Now.. THAT is special ❤ thank you ❤

@Gunther_The_Brave

5 ай бұрын

I hope you find some relief soon that sounds terrible

*me at 3 am after having several mental breakdowns*

@talen2789

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@reaganrahlf2042

5 жыл бұрын

Me too girl😂😂

@daichisawamura20yearsago64

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao same here hunny

Honestly the best part of all his craft videos is when he chugs a beer for no reason and literally burps the devil out, like holy shit 😂

When Cody was rubbing his hair in whip cream all I could think abt was when big Ed rubbed his hair in mayonnaise

Cody - "I hate minions. Everyone hates minions. Minions are the worst." Also Cody - *sucks off a minion.*

During Cody's youth in the 1940s, it was incredibly taboo for men to wear make-up. It's amazing to see him moving with modern times.

@nostalgicrecall5916

5 жыл бұрын

Jas Veness this is to much lol

@lavndermilk

5 жыл бұрын

Rishi Rajan unlike cody.

@mallorielouann546

5 жыл бұрын

@@lavndermilktrue true 😂

@shrutichakraborty1952

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@heyimodd967

5 жыл бұрын

Dang it I was hoping for someone to get wooooooshed

cody having to tiptoe to show his merch is classic peak 5’8 mr struggle culture

@Ballerina3542

5 жыл бұрын

ka li fung a true short king

Huh, James Charles looks different today

ive seen this video like 50 times yet every time that girl puts the whipped cream in her hair i always gasp lmao

We have officially *lost* him.

Damn how many versions of the joker origin stories are there?

@thepersonthatcantsleep4219

4 жыл бұрын

Corgi Bb underrated comment right here

@mandiraexotic

4 жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment!

@superperd4357

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@deez4957

4 жыл бұрын

Like 7 I think. Possibly more

@davidmolengraft1525

4 жыл бұрын

Technically no real back story but something like 10

Thanks so much for the Halloween makeup tutorial, Cody! Can't wait to scare my little cousin next year!

Just got out after 17 months... I’ve got a lot of videos to catch up on.....loving it.

@oblivion3167

3 жыл бұрын

out of prison???

@susiepilled

3 жыл бұрын

o-out of where...?

Me Desperately trying to "reinvent" Myself every 2-5 weeks

Thumbnail is nightmare fuel

@XFreegi

5 жыл бұрын

No. 1:20 is

@bignonce7790

5 жыл бұрын

Oh shit yumi watch cody. Damn

@FLIXHIT

5 жыл бұрын

Yumi yeah cuz of that ugly bitch next to cody

I just discovered your channel last month and I've been bingeing ever since. But today I came to this video and it's now confirmed that you are a genius.

The red ring around your mouth is where you should put your lip liner

11:14 she cuts off a giant chunk of her hair just to use like half an inch

@Fillardmillmore

4 жыл бұрын

As a person with hair down to my ass, I could barely look

@OTDinosaurScrubs

4 жыл бұрын

That triggered me so much

@RikkiLove0317

4 жыл бұрын

That hurt to watch

@sebastianthecrab5936

4 жыл бұрын

Rasputin omg same my hair is that long

@lyss10

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fillardmillmore same

this video is just a compilation of cody being confused that stuff coming from the fridge is cold

@kathaai

5 жыл бұрын

Sldkalclsl

@kathaai

5 жыл бұрын

@@jardaro8679 that's hahaha in gay if you were confused

@dumbweeb9865

5 жыл бұрын

@@kathaai Please, teach me more of your ways.

@dumbweeb9865

5 жыл бұрын

@@kathaai You still didnt teach me anything. I want to embrace the gayness

@kathaai

5 жыл бұрын

@@dumbweeb9865 join gay stan twitter and you'll understand!🤠

Alternate title: Cody acts like a 5 year old for 13 minutes and 25 seconds

The beauty community is ｑｕａｋｉｎｇ

i feel like cody’s getting more insane with every video

@Icykrissy

5 жыл бұрын

Not Meghan Next year he’ll drop out of youtube because he went mental

@personne-fp6cr

5 жыл бұрын

It's just what old age does to you

@painter4578

5 жыл бұрын

Lea G. covers what

@personne-fp6cr

5 жыл бұрын

@@painter4578 i love your channel name

“Not proud of this but they are minion themed” Jake Paul: I just can’t imagine having this much hate

@jasper34

5 жыл бұрын

Joon Moon 🌚 LMAO

@Jade-jq8ry

5 жыл бұрын

Joon moon💜

@KingOfGaymes

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck 😂

@malakkamel2477

5 жыл бұрын

HAHJAHAHAHHAA

@simonhill5650

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

you actually look amazing so impressed

you need to come to canada man, you"ll love it here

...did he just chug a whole bottle of beer just to get a bottle cap

@inederaedt5590

4 жыл бұрын

what a legend

@nicoleschaefer7859

4 жыл бұрын

He does it all the time 😂😂

@nathanw3225

4 жыл бұрын

Rey-J Horsefall you really don’t know Cody Ko 😂

@rollerskatez4807

4 жыл бұрын

you must be new

@DelusionalReality1914

4 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn't

Looks like the elderly CEO of TikTok is trying to understand the younger audience again... *how commendable*

I will never get tired of this video. I watch it once every year

the only thing that makes me more uncomfortable than cody chugging beer is my actually alcoholic father doing the same thing

"Why is it so cold?" *just took it out of the fridge*

everytime cody said "following along" i couldn't help thinking of "if you're vaping along with us"

@tyjoissodun3636

5 жыл бұрын

Kiana K did you know that hes also known to FUCKIN smoke?

@emmawhelan1870

5 жыл бұрын

+tyjoissodun but it's a good thing he doesn't go over 25 Nic

@Nick-cd4vj

5 жыл бұрын

Kiana K what’s up guys it’s Matty FUCKIN smokes

@Lizzz682

5 жыл бұрын

@@Nick-cd4vj Shut up LIAM, we're doin' 50 nic

@TaRa_K

5 жыл бұрын

That was a straight up ICONIC moment, in KZread history

cody and noel have saved me from ending it all ❤️❤️❤️❤️

i fell asleep while i was watching this video and i almost had a heart attack when i woke up and saw the way cody looked at the end LMAOO

Feel like this is the actual origin of the Joker. He did a bunch of five-minute beauty hacks and next thing you know, he's robbing banks and trying to kill Batman. Eye shadow is a gateway to crime, kids. Don't do it.

@KPater-mf4je

5 жыл бұрын

Doing the shotglass lip trick probably drained much of the blood from his brain, which must have contributed to his insanity.

I love how Cody doesn’t care about his age difference to the young MUA’s. So inspiring that he strives to be the best beauty guru even as an old man 😤🙌🏼 respec.

@yadhira5020

5 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture made this comment way better 🤣🤣

Seriously man when ever I'm having an off day or a bad day, I put on some Cody Ko and I just laugh my ass off! Today started a bit shitty, but Cody to the rescue!

This was my first cody video and I was terrified the whole time

@annabethgrace3916

3 жыл бұрын

lmao same

@Munchtreats

2 жыл бұрын

Well this is a great first impression

@teena_naruka7185

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@sophs6194

2 жыл бұрын

i am so sorry.

Let’s be honest you made that blur way bigger than it needed to be Cody

It's fun just seeing how he just creates the thumbnail naturally

I know this video is two years old but I just watched it for the first time and have a new appreciation for this guy. Your dedication is admirable.

cody has the best comments section, literally just calling him old

@em7654

5 жыл бұрын

Kellbell15 welcome to my grandpa’s channel!

@asoap2422

5 жыл бұрын

i mean they're not wrong.

@sewermilk3411

5 жыл бұрын

Kellbell15 I literally don’t see anyone talking about his age.....I donno maybe I just haven’t seen any yet

@asoap2422

5 жыл бұрын

@@sewermilk3411 yeah you just havent seen any yet

I'm low key impressed by the fact he didn't get a single stain on his turd sweater

@danidelafuente1

5 жыл бұрын

Pearl underrated comment

@eloiseharder956

5 жыл бұрын

11:00 cream on his shirt

@user-qt2yh1ph8h

5 жыл бұрын

Actually its all stains, it used to be a different color.

@TheClumsybum

5 жыл бұрын

@@eloiseharder956 guess I'm too easily impressed, explains why I watch this channel

"You could wear it to a pumpkin patch" *Cries in October 2020*

Pulls beer from fridge Cody: why's it so cold?

i was just waiting for kelsey to walk in halfway through the video

@kelseyf5633

5 жыл бұрын

I almost did!

@tomerart9544

5 жыл бұрын

How do you have just one response to your comment

@rantut7656

5 жыл бұрын

@@tomerart9544 make that three

I think Cody just does this series to give him an excuse for his life crushing alcohol addiction

@lharkenpatzel270

5 жыл бұрын

Dr. Pringles why is this the best comment ever?

@salmaabdul2611

5 жыл бұрын

Dr. Pringles exposeeeedddd😂😫

Great Onision makeup look keep up the good work

Wow, this video came out nearly 3 years ago...surprised that '5-minutes' hasn't been canceled yet

people with freckles:*exist* cody:do you have some sort of disease?

@quinfaciousbendelictusocta5941

5 жыл бұрын

Theo Petsagas i have freckles

@nyah258

5 жыл бұрын

Theo Petsagas lmaoo

@theajustor6703

5 жыл бұрын

I have freckles

@sal9014

5 жыл бұрын

I have them too

@thatrandommaninthestreet9160

5 жыл бұрын

Theo Petsagas How come someone have this much hatred in their life

when tik tok stars try to become beauty gurus

@homohyuck

5 жыл бұрын

You look like an emma chamberlain clone ; thats scary...

@ariii4219

5 жыл бұрын

Emma?

@dewey444

5 жыл бұрын

I always see you in the comment section of the videos I watch

@libertecabell3994

5 жыл бұрын

nah she looks like that girl from foursome

@dewey444

5 жыл бұрын

tashikrTV What?