468 Artillery Wagons laying waste to all [Factorio]
Ойындар
There is only one musical arrangement that is appropriate for this video.
Previously: • Where do you park your...
Q: What's the music?
A: 1812 Overture
Q: How do you place so many markers?
A: Settings, unbind "Drag Map" key
Q: Is this vanilla?
A: Yes, artillery wagons are vanilla
Q: Blueprint?
A: pastebin.com/VgC9NUQc (train not included)
Пікірлер: 980
Artillery, do you see that horizon? Yes sir! I don't want to. Understood sir!
@thathandsomedevil0828
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@kabob0077
4 жыл бұрын
Gunner, see that position? It's not worth the bones of a single British Grenadier.
@Mugetsu_Gaming
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@yonz6351
3 жыл бұрын
I imagine the engineer standing in the middle while doing some orchestra
@jayakandpal508
3 жыл бұрын
They are bugs!!
"Enemy on sight at that direction!!" "Roger! Removing that direction!!"
@spacetechempire510
3 жыл бұрын
Preparing the “American Dream” protocol
@Michael_Jackson187
7 ай бұрын
@@spacetechempire510call for fire
Old factorio: Make a spaceship so you can escape the planet. New factorio: Make mass artillery train to rekt all aliens so you keep living in the planet.
@Khornes_knight
4 жыл бұрын
old factorio: automate production whilst defending yourself New factorio: automate production whilst *PURGING THE XENOS WITH THE UNRELENTING FURY OF THE IMPERIUM OF MAN*
@wheelie_tonk
4 жыл бұрын
@@Khornes_knight *FOR THE EMPEROR*
@DonVigaDeFierro
4 жыл бұрын
The high lords of Holy Terra approve.
@kabob0077
4 жыл бұрын
@@wheelie_tonk *_SHATTER THEIR SKIES!_*
@nathanb1509
4 жыл бұрын
It's my planet now.
now build there a new factory that makes more shells and move on to next area
@thepredator3363
6 жыл бұрын
yo boris i think that's the hardbass you were looking for
@ImranIsak
3 жыл бұрын
Oh Boris. What are you doing here? Didn't know you played Factorio
@deisk2707
3 жыл бұрын
you played factorio too?
@John-iq3wu
3 жыл бұрын
Life of Boris Privet tovarissch
@ciroaldorisio8034
3 жыл бұрын
MY MAN
“Those bugs have weapons of mass destruction!” 10 years later... They were just building homes..
@liesdamnlies3372
3 жыл бұрын
Oh damn.
CAPTAIN WE ARE SURROUNDED!!! captain: excellent, fire in every direction.
@Incadazant01
5 жыл бұрын
"Sir! We are surrounded!" "Excellent! Now they can't get away from us, the poor bastards!"
@Ranulfdatank
4 жыл бұрын
Target rich environment ftw.
@sweetseremine
4 жыл бұрын
"Sir! We are Surrounded!" "Fire EVERY WEAPON" "EVERY WEAPON?????" **presses big red button and everything within a 3000 mile radius gets evaporated**
@AbuBakar-vz2vq
4 жыл бұрын
initiate metal storm
@peach_lobester7976
3 жыл бұрын
guys we did it the number of likes is the same as the number of wagons ^_^
"Tchaikovsky, cannons aren't an instrument" - "Yes they are, and I shall have a fleet of them" "Tchaikovsky, no!" - *"Tchaikovsky, YES!" * boom* *
@sgt.eclair
6 жыл бұрын
Fawkes Sake *Tchaikovsky ALWAYS YES!*
@MMuraseofSandvich
4 жыл бұрын
Never argue with a musician backed up with an artillery battalion.
"so what can you do in the game?" "Well...."
@hathosisnilvera5160
6 жыл бұрын
No no no.... You can AUTOMATE the slaughter of the natives. This game is not about slaughtering natives, it's about the AUTOMATION of doing so."
@cryptosalmon
6 жыл бұрын
The true end goal.
@Mernom
5 жыл бұрын
Anything you bloody want, be it genocide, music, or anything else.
@larrythecat4296
5 жыл бұрын
EnRandomSten what can’t you do
@Treviisolion
4 жыл бұрын
Larry The Cat anything that is noncomputable, or that we haven’t figured out how to do with computers, though the latter just means yet. Factorio is turing complete multiple times, so if you had enough computation power you could calculate pi on a computer made from conveyer belts in a game of Factorio being run by a computer composed of trains in a game of Factorio being run by a computer created with logic circuits in a game of Factorio being run on your physical computer.
You put me in a moral dilemma. I set my recent map to "enemies will never attack first". So currently everything is in a friendly coexistence. I even choose my ore fields accordingly to not mess with them, so that they leave me alone. And now I'm sitting here, thinking about committing willful genocide on those poor critters who never harmed me one bit - just because it would look awesome.
@martijnvs
4 жыл бұрын
Factorio rule #1 : There is no such thing as 'enough room' Factorio rule #2 : "If it works, it works" is valid. Factorio rule #3 : "Because I want to" is a perfectly fine reason to do something. Like eradicate every living thing on the map.
@collin2097
4 жыл бұрын
fire it at spots they dont occupy
@dontuspowerus1093
4 жыл бұрын
If you have buildings that produces carbon dioxide, it's going to be a game of kill or be killed.
@morienbendinelli1554
3 жыл бұрын
Not without surrounding all them with walls first. 🙃
@CreeperDude-cm1wv
3 жыл бұрын
I personally find the small biters surprisingly cute, which is why I like peaceful mode
Congratulations, you've turned factorio into supreme commander
@NimbusIzayoi
4 жыл бұрын
Soo are those actually artillery wagons or just mavors in disguise?
@nosleepmaxim
3 жыл бұрын
Love that reference
@NimbusIzayoi
3 жыл бұрын
@@nosleepmaxim Same.
@DovahTank
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed too hard at this
@NimbusIzayoi
2 жыл бұрын
Edit: Pretty sure their Salvations. Or Scathai
Delivering 468 Freedoms per second.
@alexander6011
5 жыл бұрын
as one form of fps drops, another rises
@brizian21
5 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves a medal
@Skilez
5 жыл бұрын
the american way of democratizing the world :D
@victorbriones4530
5 жыл бұрын
you made my day
@BillyBoze
5 жыл бұрын
@@Skilez Not really... America isn't really known for using artillery... Seems more like german or Russian or even North Korean :/
First comes the purge. Next comes the Factory.
@MRFLAPPYTREE
6 жыл бұрын
Armored Cross scp-001
@ltsallwood
6 жыл бұрын
Armored Cross l
@VarvasNukka
6 жыл бұрын
Adeptus mechanicus approves.
@jdogzerosilverblade299
6 жыл бұрын
last comes extinction by pollution
@Tyneher95
5 жыл бұрын
FACTORY GROWS
This is the only song appropriate for artillery of any kind. I salute you, sir.
@abysslheritier2252
6 жыл бұрын
What's that song? There was the french anthem at the beginning
@TheEventHorizon909
6 жыл бұрын
Abyss l'heritier the second one was 1812 overture
@EgosumParduas
6 жыл бұрын
a part of La Marseillaise is played in 1812 Overture
@1156skyline
6 жыл бұрын
Abyss l'heritier 1812 overture
@kosie1991
6 жыл бұрын
Abyss l'heritier It’s well known for featuring actual cannon fire as part of the piece.
Long ago the bug's lived in peace and harmony, But everything changed when the railroad man attacked.
@Poolie
4 жыл бұрын
somewhat obscure referance
@Mapbim
3 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment
Sir, a large group of aliens are covering the ores, what should we do? *Bring out the artillery, WE WILL CLEANSE THE IMPURE!*
@Ghostx357
4 жыл бұрын
suffer not the xeno to live
@datutoyo3378
4 жыл бұрын
FOR THE EMPRAH!!B
@donmiyagi8318
4 жыл бұрын
No idea how that was suggested to me, but im happy now FOR THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND, EXTERMINATUS TO THIS RENEGADE PLANET
@kabob0077
4 жыл бұрын
01010111 01000001 01010010 Mine receptors witness glory from the burning of the flame! The fires of the forge are like the trumpets which proclaim Our engines at full power, your destrucion is our aim! Our Truth has come online!
@eyeballpapercut4400
4 жыл бұрын
let's be xenophobic
"Artillery adds dignity, to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl."
@BlooSquared
3 жыл бұрын
Huzzah! A wargame player
@snickle1980
3 жыл бұрын
I'm reading that in Spocks voice.
@askeladden450
3 жыл бұрын
@@gastari429 whoever ends up winning the fight. The victors write the history. History will be written as the victors see fit. So if 'we' win, the 'enemy' will be remembered as being the one to kill innocent civilians, and convicted of war crimes and put to jail or executed
@thomasb.5643
3 жыл бұрын
@@gastari429 using civilians as a shield is a warcrime. Shooting on them unknowingly would be a "collateral casualty". Even shooting on an area with civilians if you think there are ennemies is accepted in the "rules of war", that's pretty much every world war air raid. That being said, as someone else pointed out, it's quite often the winners that decide who committed a war crime...
Why would you leave a planet you can dominate ?
@aturchomicz821
6 жыл бұрын
maybe to steal your money and disapear
@aturchomicz821
6 жыл бұрын
becau s Im the winner and yuo a the lousa
@Blewlongmun
6 жыл бұрын
Years after the solder was lost in a ship crash hundreds of radar signals were detected on an outer planet, after confirming the lost solder on the planet a reconnaissance ship was sent to bring the solder home... they found this.
@spencerhamilton2557
6 жыл бұрын
Tate Amstutz He was no mere soldier. He was man with A LOT of spare time.
@Blewlongmun
6 жыл бұрын
I mean he is trapped on an alien planet... Netflix connections must suck
That's a bit overkill to defend 1 Radar lol
@2koenusz
6 жыл бұрын
There is no such thing as too much overkill!
@robertmartin9029
6 жыл бұрын
Maxim 37: There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "reload."
@theblackbaron4119
6 жыл бұрын
He has his priorities straight ^^
@macaronisalad3038
6 жыл бұрын
What do you mean over kill this no where near enough defenses
@killz0ne215
6 жыл бұрын
The classified documents say the radar is actually NORAD.... so the fire power is appropriate.
Fire Everything! Everything? EVERYTHING!!!
I love the smell of burning alien in the morning. Smells like...victory.
@rubenhaak2968
6 жыл бұрын
+bacon
@Sunnysideanyway
6 жыл бұрын
You call them the aliens. Huh.
@BlackSabbath628
6 жыл бұрын
Well that's what they are called in the steam achievements.
>>EXTERMINATUS
@noaccount4
6 жыл бұрын
"Sir, fire cyclone torpedoes?" "No lieutenant. Manual exterminatus. Bring out the basilisk artillery."
@AAhmou
5 жыл бұрын
"B-But sir, how many?" "All..."
@thebruzler4515
5 жыл бұрын
Me praising the artillery Me: "show me the light. artillery :" Roger Roger"
@Gooberpatrol66
5 жыл бұрын
Basilisks vs Tyranids M41 colorized
@Overdrive-om8bm
5 жыл бұрын
@@Gooberpatrol66 SHATTER THE SKY
TOP 10 man vs planet anime fights. A man so angry he refuses to die. A planet broke before the guard did!
@iglidor
6 жыл бұрын
CREEEEED!!!
@Vukela667
4 жыл бұрын
FOR CADIA!
@dontuspowerus1093
4 жыл бұрын
*Plays BFG*
I really like how he took great care on the first two camps and made sure he hit everything in a nice and tidy way, and halfway through at the third camp, he went "Fuck it. Shoot all the shit."
As a former artillery man, this is truly a beautiful sight.
There's something wonderful in seeing graphical representation of missiles approaching dots on radar and making them disappear. Especially when you know that it's bug scum getting blasted all across the continent. *Especially* to the magnificent sound of Tchaikovsky.
My body was so ready for 3:01 ... and then it happened, and it was good.
There is no such thing as overkill: only 'Firing', 'My magazine is empty', and 'reloading'.
I cry because nothing so patriotic will never be possible in real life on earth.
@christiantobias3224
6 жыл бұрын
America: hold my beer
@Nikkeftw
6 жыл бұрын
America? More like Patridiotic.
@Tadders
6 жыл бұрын
Jordan Peterson Clean your room, bucko
@volcryndarkstar3283
5 жыл бұрын
Bruh, as long as you love your country and your countrymen, you're more patriotic than a death train.
Now I'd like to see the train station that feeds those 468 artilleries their ammo. And a link to the shooting station blueprint :)
Great, but now comes the task of reloading them all lol
@Tyranzor64
6 жыл бұрын
One long ass reloading platform
@Phoen1x883
6 жыл бұрын
Magnus Rasmussen Never tell a Factorio player that something is impossible. They will happily spend 20 hours building proof that you are wrong.
@sirraptorio6590
6 жыл бұрын
Make that 40
@minecrafter0505
6 жыл бұрын
So, always tell a Factorio player that something is impossible? :P
@eric3d2b
6 жыл бұрын
This doesn't sound as hard as you make it, will just take a while. I'm imagining a serpentine loading platform with multiple stops to load up 4+ cars at a time, when full, move up one stop (Multiple car distance) and rinse and repeat till it's full.
Soldier: Sir, there appears to be a entirely peaceful race with no intention to harm us- General: Open fire. Soldier: Wha- General: *OPEN FIRE*
oh my god THEY TRY TO RUN!!!
@justinweeb8145
6 жыл бұрын
Beautiful, isn't it?
@RealIronyIsGood
6 жыл бұрын
"scree?" *sees incoming bombs* "SCREEEEEEE!!!" *BOOOOM, BOOM BOOM BOOM, BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM. BOOOOM*
@kitsukeita
5 жыл бұрын
This comment made me feel bad for those biters.
@volcryndarkstar3283
5 жыл бұрын
@Nebel Werfer Starship Troopers, eh?
@dafrandle
4 жыл бұрын
i guess i have to be that guy the counter to arty in this game is that any alien caught in the blast immediately heads for the gun itself
now we need a mod for strike-pattern blueprints
@Blewlongmun
6 жыл бұрын
So many dicks
@Mernom
5 жыл бұрын
Unfortenatly, you can't plant blueprints in unrevealed space anymore.
Biters: We never give you this planet you Human! Engineer: If i can't live on this planet *N o n e s h a l l b e*
Lmao at 1:35 the one spitter just stops and watches.
@Alkumist
5 жыл бұрын
"why are we trying?"
@nerobernardino88
4 жыл бұрын
It knows that day will be the last day of his species.
Engineer to bitters: This is your planet? Its mine now
1:34 that alien just stood there sad seeing his homes gets bombarded
"Tchaikovsky, artillery wagons are not instruments." "Yes they are, and I'm going to use 21 of them." "Tchaikovsky no!" "Tchaikovsky yes! TCHAIKOVSKY ALWAYS YES!"
@AtomicBlastPony
4 жыл бұрын
468
Join the Locomotive Terraforming and Extinction Corps! Service guarantees citizenship!
That had to be the best thing I've seen on youtube....
Excellent job. I appreciated the mass... uh... friend zoning.
You really could not have chosen a better suited music than the: Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture :D
@aturchomicz821
6 жыл бұрын
NO
@colin-campbell
4 жыл бұрын
Klendathu Drop is a close second.
@kabob0077
4 жыл бұрын
@@colin-campbell War Cant of the Mechanicus would have been good too.
"Wow... Cyanide you have made the people into housing..."
@K-o-R
6 жыл бұрын
"Well, I guess we can tick 'genocide' off our bucket lists..."
@a.square8658
6 жыл бұрын
"Everything's fucking dead man, there's nothing living"
@thatonedeerduke8409
6 жыл бұрын
Griffon Koch HOLY SHIT! ""We just kept on finding bodies, we werent sure how many but cyanide had killed at least 40""
@Oliver_McCombie
6 жыл бұрын
Overkill Brony Oh its Holy 'n Evil! I thought it said holy Nevil XD LONG LIVE THE MIGHTY NEVIL. -who types broken English as well-
@Liindir
6 жыл бұрын
"So, how are your guns working out?"
"artillery is the god of war" not in Factorio it aint. its THE GOD OF DEATH
This is now what i think of when i imagine perfection.
My friend: “Whats factorio?” Me: “well..”
you chose an awesome music to this :D
Really enjoyed the smiley face at the end of the video.
A great choice of music there with the 1812 Overture!
Aliens: Hears orchestral music Aliens: *O H S H I T*
You couldn't have chosen a better music for this, the absolute armaggedon vibe for this is only magnified by the quality of the music.
i shed a single tear it is so beautiful
Was wondering if I should get this game... Now I know that I must.
@lsc9x2
4 жыл бұрын
say goodbye to the rest of your steam library!
This is the real Supreme Commander 2, not that.... "thing".
And it cost 400.000 MILLION dollars to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds
@GregAckerson
5 жыл бұрын
WHO TOUCHED SASHA
Great music choice... the soundtrack to bombard by! :)
-Pat on back -Firm punch -O boi -1 missile -2 missiles >>ALL OF THEM
The smiley face at the end made me lol
*cries* it's so beautiful!
This is a pretty good Factorio advertisement, I'm hooked!
3:02 *tear roles down cheek* Those bugs finally got what was coming to them.
*Laughs in artillery*
Excellent choice of music!
The day Factorio turned into Supreme Commander
This is funny as heck my dude
Does anyone else just want to see that train come in with all the guns & leave again? 😵
@HulkingUnicorn
6 жыл бұрын
Here's half :) kzread.info/dash/bejne/pYB7262xZZOakbg.html
@PostRobcore
6 жыл бұрын
Ty for linking. :p Such smooth pixel goodness
That was awesome. Spectacular explosions!
That, was one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen. :D
You are true artist :-D Mr. Cajkovski approves.
@uhrguhrguhrg
6 жыл бұрын
Petr K it's Tchaikovsky
@kamoinar1905
6 жыл бұрын
uhrguhrguhrg alternate spelling
@nihil2157
6 жыл бұрын
He is Чайковский, that is correct spelling
Could make a making off for that video? Like your means of production for all those ammo and wagons?
@torp6845
6 жыл бұрын
means of production, eh?
@glebtarabrov6396
6 жыл бұрын
Torpedo Fails lmao
@beefstew6512
6 жыл бұрын
seize the means of production comrade
Glorious. Simply glorious.
*the music makes this so much better*
need more artillerys. maybe 1000 next time?
@Blewlongmun
6 жыл бұрын
Could you make an artillery train so long it loops from the outpost back to base?
@nickenchuggets1384
6 жыл бұрын
Why not cover the entire planet with artillery.
When human came, aliens gone.
It's so beautiful!
Absolutly magnificient.
I haven't played Factorio in months.... is this... in game now? Or is this a mod?
@BlackStoneMoviesMinecraft
6 жыл бұрын
ThreeDogGaming it's in the game
@Three_Dog_Gaming
6 жыл бұрын
:O
@Hughsie28
6 жыл бұрын
:o :o
@1Bloxer
6 жыл бұрын
:0 :0 :0
@Three_Dog_Gaming
6 жыл бұрын
:0 :0 :0 :0
Ah, Tchaikovsky and Factorio. Is there anything better?
Best thing I have watched on youtube today. 10/10 music
Excellent... a masterpeice!!
that's some good tchaicovsky
I don't need to play Factorio anymore after watching this video, because I've now seen all the winning I'll ever need
It's so beautiful *sniffle* Murica!
Absolutely beautiful.
Blessed be our lord. Thy name be Artillery.
Oh the HUMANITY!
Brings a tear to my eye!
I haven't Factorio'd in a very long time. This makes me want to relapse so bad. Well done sir.
Me: Announcer guy: the enemy is preparing for artillery barrage! Me: ohgodplsnonotlikethisalliwantedtodowascapidontwanttodiefromthispleaseidonthaveanyspleftineedthiscapcomeon
Seems like a lgeit way to replace all your radar with that. It is so annyoing to wait for all you radars to scan a big area even if you use more than 40 of them.
I lost it at the smiley face at the end. Bravo.
This does put a smile on my face :)
how on earth did i go from searching for "how to repair a tyre mark on my lawn" to some kind of distopian ww2 jewish nightmare
Me trying to avoid my problems:
great music choice, my man
Dude, its awesome :)
You mention your specs and allude to how much it should be able to handle...but in reality the way this game is programmed it does most of the work on a single worker thread...so to optimize performance you would want to look at a processor specifically designed get the most performance out of one core, instead of combining the power of many. So actually, most of "why the CPU is good" is irrelevant - it's not going to use, unfortunately :( Most games would be "concurrent", and utilize multiple cores via "multithreading", but for the developer of this game, it would have been much, much more complicated to program. As for the gfx card, there's nothing particularly straining to a modern GPU; even though this game is being as demanding as it can be, it's nothing to the GPU. Also, the SSD is only helpful for loading your enormous map when you first start playing :D.
>Soviet bombardment of Berlin circa 1945 colourized.
+1000 for choosing 1812 overture !
The little boop at the end is perfect