Titans... built in the image of a church because everywhere they go is a funeral.

@snappa_tv

3 жыл бұрын

Damn. That’s clever lol

@bluedog843

3 жыл бұрын

Patrick Brown I like the way you think

@drakashrakenburgproduction5369

3 жыл бұрын

This. Needs. More. Likes.

@LukeTaylor

3 жыл бұрын

Patrick is fucking cool.

@ranekeisenkralle8265

3 жыл бұрын

Grimly accurate.

POV: You're a planet that decided to skip prayer day

@AIpharius

3 жыл бұрын

Knock knock

@brodeehoward125

3 жыл бұрын

That and/or decided not to pay there taxes

@jochumm6099

3 жыл бұрын

Been a while since I last saw you chief, how u been?

@Cookie-sn8zp

3 жыл бұрын

Hello

@ngm8305

3 жыл бұрын

oh my god i haven’t seen you in years and just started getting into 40k lmao

"Yo derrick" "Yeah andy?" "Honk the horn at them again, the shit themselves lmao"

@heyythatsprettygood8763

Жыл бұрын

god dammit this got me cracking up way more than I think I would

@yoboikamil525

Жыл бұрын

"honk at them"

It is important to remember the Titans rule of thumb: if you hold out your hand at arms length and put your thumb up centered on the titan and your thumb covers the titan, you are at a safe distance; if you can see the carapace weapons and arms, you have time to run; if you can see any more than that you have time to pray.

@user-vy9mk7um1b

2 жыл бұрын

If your thumb can't cover space between titan's legs, congrats: it appears it is allied titan.

@alack3879

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair most of that things guns are easily capable of firing over the horizon. That's just artillery for ya. The plasma annihilator will probably be able to target things at the horizon, so likely 8 miles

@sizzle_x1305

2 жыл бұрын

Correction, if you see it, you have time to pray

@AvoidTheCadaver

2 жыл бұрын

@@alack3879 The plasma annihilate just targets the horizon.

@kaidothedrunkard

2 жыл бұрын

@@sizzle_x1305 Correction-Correction: You see it, accept you're fate.

I love that the "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" is just some ultimate chad titan pilot telling his crew to "honk the horn at them".

@vampyr2936

3 жыл бұрын

That is a special type of black humor there, the thought of a princeps saying, "Helmsman, honk the horn at the Heretics, please." before proceeding to turn several companies of infantry, dozens of armored vehicles, and an entire section of a Hive into meer dust

@dominationking5239

3 жыл бұрын

IM DYING !!! XDDDDD

@herbderbler1585

3 жыл бұрын

Now I imagine a bunch of guardsmen on a hilltop safely out of the Titan's path, doing the pull-down gesture kids do to trucks on the freeway.

@andyb1653

3 жыл бұрын

@@herbderbler1585 The guardsman then wave at the titan. The princeps absent-mindedly "waves" back, inadvertently shooting down an orbiting enemy Battleship

@thelordchancellor3454

3 жыл бұрын

The way I think of it is the rage of the titan's machine spirit causing it to roar at the heretics.

Titan: Exist Enemy: *Doesn't*

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

Princeps: Weapons Moderati, do you see the enemy? Moderati: Aye Sir? Princeps: I don't want to! Moderati: Aye sir! *(Deep Bass Thrumming of Plasma Annihilator Warming Up)*

@whoknowsthesedays808

3 жыл бұрын

Underappreciated comment

@theinquisitor8112

3 жыл бұрын

Inb4 the Enemy (whoever that may be) has deployed their own titan(s) as well.

@Doomerbro99

3 жыл бұрын

@@theinquisitor8112 *Necrons aeonic orb shows up*

@vernstein3877

3 жыл бұрын

that is the best description of an imperial titan i've read

It's utterly terrifying how the return fire increases only when the titan's canon is powering up, because they know if they can't stop it now they have almost no chance of surviving the blast

@bigblackjay900

2 жыл бұрын

Almost?????????!!!!!!!!!

@monsterhunter310

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigblackjay900 it's likely fighting another titan in which case if the void shields are up it could survive, especially if it's just a grazing shot. I believe the big weapon we heard was a volcano canon or plasma canon.

@imapopo2924

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigblackjay900 Well, I mean... It could miss. Maybe their aim is slightly too high and the shot goes over their heads just far enough to leave them outside of the blast radius. Other than that, they are fucked.

@YMS09D

2 жыл бұрын

Always gives me goosebumps

@brandongilchrist453

2 жыл бұрын

@@monsterhunter310 Something with that charge up would more likely be a Plasma Annihilator, or a Hellstorm Cannon Spinning up

"Have you seen me today?" "It is impossible not to see you, princeps." "It's impossible to kill me, as well. Remember that, Grimaldus."

@user-co3uc8vt7e

Жыл бұрын

That titan's revival and second, final death were such powerful scenes.

@Dieselkraftwerk

10 ай бұрын

​@@user-co3uc8vt7e "I stood until the end" 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

@Sith35864

10 ай бұрын

IT IS THE TRUTH! THEN THE TRUTH...IS UNACCEPTABLE.

@TrazynPrime

9 ай бұрын

If only the plasma cannon held for a bit longer…. My StormHerald

@LDZMarder

8 ай бұрын

dies to a trashcan

Everybody gangsta til the church starts walking

@tommycat1993

3 жыл бұрын

And everybody prays after the church charging up the laser

@manemperorofmankind8119

3 жыл бұрын

There is something so true about that phrase, I don’t know what, but it’s heavy. Maybe cause people see the church as peace and love? And when it decided enough is enough and demolishes you with its faith beam...

@teddycush55

3 жыл бұрын

Nah I’d say that’s a Monastery

@babyboysmooth1353

3 жыл бұрын

@@teddycush55 nah it's more like the whole damn Vatican

@MarioGames64

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment I've seen in my life

Other Sci-Fi: Well, we want things to look cool, but we should make it seem like they are plausible. 40k: MECHA CHURCH WITH BIG GUNS!

@233lynx

3 жыл бұрын

Well, in 40K Immaterium makes such factors as faith and coolness convert into firepower B) . So, the design choices make sense B)

@mad_prophet

3 жыл бұрын

Wh40k is not science fiction. This is a fantasy in a space setting.

@robertnelson9599

3 жыл бұрын

Kind of hard to argue about realism in a universe full of daemons.

@SeraphimRoad

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertnelson9599 and heretics

@serioussilliness2064

3 жыл бұрын

With fitting circumstances, all possibilities are plausible.

Funfact: the titan horns are not engaged by the pilots. The titans make that noise on their own. It is the angry bellow of an incredibly fucking pissed machine spirit.

@thebighurt2495

25 күн бұрын

This is the kind of stuff that bugs me when Tau players go on about having AI The Imperium effectively does, too, it's just angry

@natalie6811

8 күн бұрын

@@thebighurt2495[Correction]: {Imperium of Man} does not have {Abominable Intelligence}(s). ++ Mechanicus utilize {Machine Spirit}(s). {Machine Spirit} ≠ {Abominable Intelligence}. ++ Please report to {Nearest Servitor Manufactory} if [Proof] of otherwise is [Found].

@Brotherbear-er7rn

6 күн бұрын

The primary difference between Tau and imperial artificial intelligence is imperial AI feels only hate

My favorite part about titans is some Tech-Priest decided "Hey guys, you know that really big mech we made for dad and his friends?" "Yeah, what about it?" "Make a flamethrower for it" "w h a t" "I have the most legs, make the fucking flamethrower" "fine fine geez"

@ZannNewman

2 жыл бұрын

LOL "I have the most legs"

@NomadTheProtogen

Жыл бұрын

I’m dying, this is hilarious.

@eccomi21

Жыл бұрын

actual question. would that not mean some tech priest invented something? are you implying they had a case of... heresy?

@saint.of.altrad2

Жыл бұрын

@@eccomi21 Hmm, good question! I'm just a scribe, but you can probably ask them yourself.

@TheGreatThicc

Жыл бұрын

@@eccomi21 make something brand new, yes heresy. Changing something that already exists, no heresy

I can imagine a scripture on the Titan's forehead reading "If you can read this, you're fucked".

@jacobcoleman4216

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, sounds like that Titan drops with the Angry Marines.

@Eisen_Jaeger

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobcoleman4216 Angry Marine Titan... now I'll never get rid of the nightmares..

@jakubgrzybek6181

3 жыл бұрын

Memento Mori

@King-jp8sx

3 жыл бұрын

@@Eisen_Jaeger In the Angry Marine lore they do actually, no joke, they have their own Titan legion of angry Titans

@Eisen_Jaeger

3 жыл бұрын

@@King-jp8sx well there goes the neighborhood :P

Don't wanna go to church? No problem. *THE CHURCH WILL FIND YOU.*

@andreseduardoruizmartinez1481

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why but that sounds like something that would happen in russia

@vishnu79

3 жыл бұрын

Princeps: "Excuse us, fellows, do you all have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior, the God-Emperor of Mankind?"

@notsocrazytank707

3 жыл бұрын

@@vishnu79 You mean the Man-Manperor of Mankind? The Big E?

@arnantphongsatha7906

3 жыл бұрын

@@vishnu79*Omnissiah

@notsocrazytank707

3 жыл бұрын

@@arnantphongsatha7906 *The Void Dragon

Friend of mine was telling me about a lore tidbit for 40k one day... Something about the Tau and their first military campaign against the Imperium of Man. They're successfully taking world after world and even fighting off space marines with their advanced battle suits. So, ya know, pretty successful campaign so far, all things considered. Then at some point they intercept some Imperial communications about Titans and they legit think its just some psyop. They do *not* believe that Titans could physically exist. Then, some months later, the Imperium giggles at the Tau with "you call _that_ thing a mech? THIS is a mech!" and they drop a Warlord Titan (which, evidently, *isn't even the biggest titan* somehow). And the Tau get BTFO'd so hard that they have to do intense research to develop anti-titan tactics. Titans singlehandedly broke the Tau's battle-hardened military because before the Tau were like "yeah, mankind is mostly poor factory workers with flashlights, tanks, and a handful of competent space marines" and then a fughuge warmachine the size of skyscrapers and the firepower/shields of an orbital destroyer drops from atmosphere to ensure that they have a very bad day.

@captaincrum1

Жыл бұрын

Apparantly the Tau have taken out a few titans before with one of there most powerful tanks if I'm not mistaken. But commanding a Titan takes a huge toll on the driver I'm pretty certain most end up dying trying to maintain control of its machine spirit after to long.

@captaincrum1

Жыл бұрын

I would fear the titan in close proximity more than the enemy if I was within close enough distance...fuck that...friendly fire casualties surely must be a thing when a titan let's loose.

@checkoutmyplaylistsforente8054

Жыл бұрын

The Tau still have to learn a lot about the hell they exist in.

@kasyfulahmadfadlillah9840

Жыл бұрын

I though Tau already have experience dealing with giant mech given they were fighting Orks for long times there's a chance they fought Stompa or Gargant Orks equivalent of Titans

@lordgod9958

Жыл бұрын

​@Morgan Sutherland a warhound in indomnitus II crusade got a leg blown off by a manta rail gun after its shields were battered by missile strikes

I love how no matter what and which era of civilization youre in,Siren sounds are still soundly scary to hear

@gwagabogo

9 ай бұрын

Their design is frightening by human nature. They are a universal constant

@unitone6851

8 ай бұрын

Brother in christ is not wearing the NMR logo as a pfp As a swede I would like to hear your explination

@dragonvarine7553

6 ай бұрын

It mimics screaming and panic. There's no sound better to warn humans than a siren like this

@HessianLikeTheFabric

5 ай бұрын

@@unitone6851 I am so confused too. I hope it's a misunderstanding

@plutonian2770

3 ай бұрын

why do you have the nordic resistance movement flag as your pfp

2020: Rebels attack the city. 40k: The city attacks the rebels.

@sovietred7371

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated 😂

@texnikozero4934

3 жыл бұрын

In our timeline people attack city's In Soviet Imperium of Mankind city's attack people.

@skimpadimp6373

3 жыл бұрын

By rebels you mean HERITICS!!!!

@danialyousaf6456

3 жыл бұрын

@@skimpadimp6373 more like degenerates. We are talking about all the BLM and antifa rioters right ?

@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292

3 жыл бұрын

@@danialyousaf6456 Heretics, degenerates whats the difference here?

"Hooray, it's the Catholic Church!" *Titan shows up* "Oh no, it's the Catholic Church..."

@shermangraves6715

3 жыл бұрын

Jampolo Everyone gangsta until The Church starts walking

@rubenthedoornob6949

3 жыл бұрын

i think alucard would this toy

@ieuanhunt552

3 жыл бұрын

We are here to save you... from yourselves

@vinculaomega5283

3 жыл бұрын

It's a Titan dedicated to the God Emperor of Man, not some "katolik" thing! Your heresy has been reported to the inquisition.

@kennethoneal7026

3 жыл бұрын

Seras? Add that to my christmas list, hope the bitch reads it this time... -The Crimson Fucker

Titans in Universe: Gods of the Battlefield. Titans on the Tabletop: "I just dressed my 3-year-old up. As it was cheap than buying the plastic model and painting it. Timmy put that down. That Guardsman is on your side. Pick up the ugly green one over there."

@chrishill3536

2 жыл бұрын

i can see that happen with a baby titain.

@samnelson9038

2 жыл бұрын

That's honestly not a bad idea.

@ashtherion

2 жыл бұрын

Cheaper to have the three year old too...

@Irrespons

2 жыл бұрын

Making a baby and rising it is cheaper than purscase a titan model.

@TheSmart-CasualGamer

2 жыл бұрын

No, Tim, you died in a hail of Doomweaver fire, you can't go over there. Lie down by that Manufactorum and try to get that Predator detachment a 3+ cover save.

I love how at 0:16 when that horn sounds to signal that the cannon is charging, you can hear that whoever is shooting at it starts to fire frantically in a vain attempt to stop it.

"Buildings are the most useless pieces in a game" The Rook:

@nikolaybababooey7644

3 жыл бұрын

You dork, go back to the chess club

@Pandaoniman

3 жыл бұрын

@In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. Todd

@nikolaybababooey7644

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pandaoniman exactly lol

@8-bitoctane101

3 жыл бұрын

Holy terra My entire perspective of chess has changed for the better

@jahjah7940

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly the Titan was based off the Rook from a popular board game named „Chess”

Strategic Value: Absolute

@dkilgu82

3 жыл бұрын

Exterminatus?

@retrowave762

3 жыл бұрын

@@dkilgu82 Negative, Strategic Value Absolute

@kriegmusikkorps8768

2 жыл бұрын

@@retrowave762 what about a fast war of 20 or so years, we send the Korps of Krieg.

@retrowave762

2 жыл бұрын

@@kriegmusikkorps8768 would rather just send the ultramarines and cadian regiments then let nemeroth open a chaos portal while the forces meant to stop it commit suicide via enemy combatant

@charlethemagne5466

2 жыл бұрын

@@retrowave762 For the Emperor!

The thing is, he could easily have destroyed the heretics with a "regular" shot from his Plasma Annihilator, but he went for a fully charged "fuck this entire battlefield" shot anyways. While they likely didn't even tickle one of his 12 capital ship grade Void Shields with the sum of their artillery fire.

@ichbinhans76

Ай бұрын

"Fuck these particular heretics"

@ichbinhans76

Ай бұрын

"fck these heretics in particular"

The increasingly frantic sounds of the field guns as they all start firing at will trying to stop the inevitable, the tearing roar of the Titan’s Inferno weapons, and the utter _silence_ in its wake followed by the triumphantly grim war-horn gives me chills every single time. I wish there was an animation that did these impossible monstrosities justice. They are the closest thing you’ll get in 40k to seeing an Imperial starship traversing a planet’s surface. And yes, that includes the Ordinati.

@captaincrum1

Жыл бұрын

You know those cannons are strong when apparently every 1000 shots it has to be changed over even tho the metal it's made of is apparently indestructible. Goddamn scorched earth is all that's gonna remain...wonder how loud it is ..prob burst your air drums from 100km away.

@captaincrum1

Жыл бұрын

And being the driver is a death sentence pretty much...fighting the machine spirit that strong takes its toll after awhile....not many can pilot Titans if I'm not mistaken.

If you hear these sounds on the battlefield, it means the titan wasn't pointing its guns at you.

@azariel6669

3 жыл бұрын

It also means you were far enough away to keep your hearing

@AlphaSections

3 жыл бұрын

@@azariel6669 So true!

@logosofgame4273

3 жыл бұрын

@@azariel6669 Although you may have been close enough to still have all your skin burnt off by the immense heat of a Volcano Cannon shooting in your general vicinity. So you could still hear your own screams of agony whilst a kindly Commissar gives you ten seconds to get up or receive the Emporer's mercy. Gotta love 40K.

@georgeofhamilton

3 жыл бұрын

Coincidentally, the official name for this war machine is the "Fairchild Republic A-10 Titan II."

@Skrimpish

3 жыл бұрын

The emperor protects!

“Square cube law? Bitch I am the law” -The Titan probably

@dominationking5239

3 жыл бұрын

Titan don't give a shit

@J0hnHenrySNEEDen

3 жыл бұрын

Praise the Machine Spirit!

@yanivgalmor1747

2 жыл бұрын

The titans say “fuck your physics״

@keiranferrier3642

2 жыл бұрын

@@yanivgalmor1747 necrons: what is physics?

@TheBananamonger

2 жыл бұрын

titans have advanced and ancient reality warping technologies built into them that literally allow them to ignore the square-cube law - to an extent. Gravitic weaponry and psykana have nasty effects on titans.

The eerie part isn't even the Titan, it's the thought something so horrible has come that it's necessitated a Titan to be there firing off rounds.

@RandomUser-dv6qw

2 ай бұрын

Could also have been deployed as a show of force, both the imperium and the mechanicus have done this before

POV: You're an ork armed with a choppa and a shoota

@vinnylatoria4478

2 жыл бұрын

DAZ A GOOD FOIGHT!!!

@nriusx1832

Жыл бұрын

WAAAGH! *proceeds to charge towards the titan*

@NeurodivergentSuperiority

3 ай бұрын

And ya' can't get any bettah dhan dat! _WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!_

Ethereal: "Oh, don't worry about it, not even the Imperium would waste resources like that." Fire warrior: "Hey is that church getting closer?"

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, pay attention to the Titan, xeno... pay attention to the Titan.

@Jeff-zf6zz

2 жыл бұрын

"What church? We don't have churches in this pla- Oh fuck we don't have churches in this planet.... .... EVERYTAU RUN!!!!!"

@ladywaffle2210

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jeff-zf6zz Don't run. You'll only die tired.

@theguywhowearsamonitor6411

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jeff-zf6zz *Meanwhile inside the literal mobile Church Titan that'll demolish them like ants* *Currently using binocular to watch at the Taus running away* "Oi, brother, they're running away now, it's gonna be tiresome to hunt them down one by one, well, atleast tis feels like a good day today to purge."

@lunaurum3515

2 жыл бұрын

Would be really bad until a light flyer with a railcannon trashes the titan's legs

Fun fact, Titans can roar at people: a pure animalistic release of a Titan's machine spirit's desire to fight and destroy anything that dares stand in its path. And remember that the STCs that contain Titan designs were made back during the dark age of technology. While the style of their fortress battlements might have changed with time, their core technology wouldn't have; because that would be blasphemous. Which means that way back when, long before the cult mechanica or any of the culture and trappings of 40k existed, some engineer decided that what the sixty meter tall war machines really needed to be able to do, was ROAR at people. And everyone else immediately agreed with that guy too and worked the feature into every Titan design in existence.

@angusmuir6180

3 жыл бұрын

A man after my own heart.

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

Some Titans could even become sentient and there have been instances, where a Titan continued to operate independently after its entire crew are killed

@barbatouffe8137

3 жыл бұрын

@@weldonwin there was the castigator titan whith an AI inside too no ?

@mikepowell8611

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with a good roar. The stuka dive bombers had that dive siren that freaked people out.

@skeletalobserver406

3 жыл бұрын

You gotta love nerds, right? Only a nerd engineer or someone that's drunk would think of something like that.

Blessed by Priests of Steel! Forged in the fires of zeal! Immortal armor of the Emperor's will! None shall oppose as they fulfill!

“Sir we have good news” “What is it” “The enemy are retreating” “What do you mean that’s terrible news, MORE FIREPOWER LEAVE NOBODY ALIVE”

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

"Do not let them slip away!" -last orders given to a Jetbike Squadron in any White Scar victory

@williamaldred335

Жыл бұрын

"No sir, you are mistaken, they have retreated from our troops... and now are in optimal range"

@Jampolo_OG

6 ай бұрын

"Oh. Well, start with that next time. Fire at will."

"Gunners, do you see those heretics before us?" "Yes my Princeps." "I don't want to anymore" "Yes my Princeps."

@Luciferdesrea

3 жыл бұрын

"Charging the Nova cannon now."

@tylermcniece574

3 жыл бұрын

" Engine Kill"

@josephcalabrese6337

2 жыл бұрын

"Engaging onboard void shield generators."

@stellarkin1232

2 жыл бұрын

"Do you see those xeno cowards?" "Affirmative" "Fix that"

@arkus6136

2 жыл бұрын

Do you see those Orks now make them into a paint

Imagine the last thing you ever saw and heard was a walking church shooting a beam of light at a target that was 50 kilometers away from you with a literal miniature sun and you were stupid enough to not be in cover so you are deaf and your eyes have been burned out of your sockets, your military clothes catch fire while everyone around you is praying and crying and commiting suicide from what you all just witnessed. And then it charges up again. Ladies and gentlemen, we call that a tuesday in the 40k universe.

@anthonylamonica8301

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, the deployment of Titans is still a pretty big deal, even for WH40k. Mostly because the threshold that needs to be reached to justify their deployment is pretty high; like, a Company of Astartes and several Armoured Regiments of Guardsmen can't succeed at an objective. In the WH40k-verse, this is a Monday. Slightly suckier than most days, but still fairly standard.

@Bill.Papadakis

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonylamonica8301 not to mention that the world needs to be deemed worthy enough to avoid a full on exterminatus

@anthonylamonica8301

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bill.Papadakis As far as the Adepta Mechanicus are concerned, that's not their problem. The Ordo Exterminatus on the other hand... _they_ get the un-fun job of deciding whether destroying a world and the resources thereon is a viable solution.

@PrincepsImperator

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair I think the ranking is more like: armored guard, astartes company, heavy astartes battalion, imperial knight detachment, then titans. So a titan engagement is the monthly manager meeting. 🤣

@Luciferdesrea

3 жыл бұрын

@@PrincepsImperator So...the second and third War for Armageddon.

When people ask what 40k is, play this and say everyday.

This is the most beautiful music I ever heard. _''Cause the aliens could never be... as good as human kind. A more delightful race than us you'll never ever find...''_

from 0:13 onwards you can hear all the flak being fired at the Titan like the banging of a drum, the traitors desperately try to destroy this war machine as it's main gun charges up. How fucking terrifying,

@dawnwatching6382

3 жыл бұрын

Sent chills down my spine. Imagine looking down the barrel of that thing, no Chaos God is gonna save you.

@joseresendez7802

3 жыл бұрын

Who's to say it's not a Chaos Titan? lol

@just-some-menace6138

3 жыл бұрын

@@joseresendez7802 maybe man. either way it's terrifying.

@dveach11

3 жыл бұрын

And the "firing" portion of it sounded like a space bound rocket during take off.

@axelmilan4292

3 жыл бұрын

It's only terrifying if you're a heretic

I read somewhere once an account from a guardsmen who had a mental breakdown upon waking to the sound of a Plasma Annihilator ripping apart a whole army. They look up and see the Titan, a god engine that until that point they thought were only a myth and notices a swarm of aircraft circling it desperately like wasps pestering a gorilla. They see the thing charge its cannon again to destroy a cruiser in low orbit and are driven insane by the sheer size, the scale and the animalistic Roar of the titan that seems to bring a new sense of fear to the heretics staring down the barrel of thousands of metric tons of divine wrath.

@slimey630

3 жыл бұрын

What's interesting is that there was likely a guardsman next to him that got an erection instead

@darinae34

3 жыл бұрын

@@slimey630 There are two types of people.

@DTSephiroth

3 жыл бұрын

@@darinae34 if ever there was a moment for this meme... it was this one.

@ArchAngel119

3 жыл бұрын

Do you by chance remember the source for that?

@timeenoughatlast3368

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArchAngel119 i do actually. Its from this Video kzread.info/dash/bejne/kYqplNClcb3TYbg.html

2022: A church. 40K: Super hyper-reinforced metallic composite ultra-energy dense beam spitting chaos spirit of all Mankind.

Tripod: *toots horn* Warlord Princeps: That's cute, let me show you mine.

You hear that? That sounds like... THE GLORY OF MANKIND

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

"Ah Love the smell of Plasma In the Mornin'... Smells Like, THE EMPEROR!"

@patrickbrown33

3 жыл бұрын

PRAISE THE EMPORER!

@Nazadmorguul

3 жыл бұрын

I imagined this being spoken in VOX

@SJMORG

3 жыл бұрын

CADIA STANDS

@_thekonrad

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

Alright but can you imagine this in a movie theater

@2bnot178

3 жыл бұрын

No, but hoping it would be close to describing it as "cosmic horror"

@superdop100

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@mutehowl

3 жыл бұрын

Humans verses titans

@lazartestigus2414

3 жыл бұрын

@@2bnot178 yeah,definently along those lines. This in a movie,just to show the devastation a titan can unleash would be glorious and soul rending visceral in the horror it could produce

@sonofjack6286

3 жыл бұрын

I'd probably have a Mechadendrite with a density higher than that of Adamantium. EDIT: And when I say adamantium, I mean Dark Age of Technology quality adamantium, as in the individual crystals are like Lincoln Logs.

Damn you can just feel the desperation when you hear all those big guns started to increase the rate of fire on the titan

@oakenshadow6763

Жыл бұрын

They know they have only moments. Why bother saving ammo? It'll either waisted fighting, or glassed with them. >XD

@helloidharbl6753

10 ай бұрын

Hit the dirt and suddenly find religion.

So apparently emperor class titans have drop pods and one was even deployed on istvaan I believe Edit: “Temeter saw a huge shadow dropping towards the horizon on pillars of retro-rocket fire, and then felt the earth tremble like a struck bell. Every Astartes in the bunker left the floor for a split second, and he heard the ferrocrete roof crack with the shockwave. The captain peered out and saw a massive cylinder standing upright in a shroud of steam, some distance beyond the zone where the drop-pods had put down. It was easily the size of a hive-city habitat block, guidance fins still glowing cherry-red with the heat of re-entry. There came the mighty moan of stressed metals and the sides of the cylinder fell away, trailing flexible pipes and streams of white vapour. From inside the monstrous drop-capsule came the hooting call of battle-horn, and then planes of steel and iron emerged from the smoke to become a colossus bristling with armour and guns. The ground resonated with each thunderous footfall as the Imperator-class Titan strode towards the Choral City.” Flight of the Eisenstein, page 166

@halenranville5847

2 жыл бұрын

Y’know I already thought that emperor class titans were the single most badass thing I’ve yet to see out of 40k and then you go and tell me the imperium DROPS THEM FROM ORBIT Damn Titanfall 40,000 sounds awesome! When is it coming out?

@KuuraHelmi

Жыл бұрын

@@halenranville5847 that titanfall would flatten everyone else in the immediate area, winning the game instantly for the one who gets to drop first 😂

@musicsloth3991

Жыл бұрын

Btw, the same titan that dropped out of the sky was able to survive an explosion that set the planet's atmosphere on fire. Some of the most badass weapons in the 40k universe. XD

@0liver_Clothesoff

Жыл бұрын

So that's how they deploy a mech that big

@LAV-III

Жыл бұрын

@@0liver_Clothesoff they also use giant drop ships too

I love how these sounds tell a story: an enemy firing at the Titan, giving away their position. Then the Titan turns to them, bellows out a blast from its war horn, and begins charging its plasma annihilator. When the enemies hear the capacitors spooling up, they desperately fire everything they have at the Titan, hoping in vain to stop what’s coming. The capacitors reach their full charge and their devastation is unleashed in the form of a miniature sun pouring forth onto the battlefield, wiping from existence any trace of the traitors. Their guns fall silent, reduced to atoms, as the Titan pauses for a moment, its princeps surveying the vast swathe of glowing glass and ash he just created. Relative quiet falls across the battlefield, broken only by the sound of dancing flames, the blaring of a far-away siren, and distant sounds of a never-ending battle stretching beyond the horizon.

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

And as the Princeps surveyed the carnage that he had bestowed upon those foul traitors, as he observed what the heretics had brought upon themselves, he said only one thing. *"The Emperor Protects."*

@the_emperor_of_mankind

2 жыл бұрын

It was not a war horn. It was the machine spirit getting angry.

@cookiesonastick

2 жыл бұрын

This the war poetry I crave, thank you

@teahenglayZUK

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, I read this while listening to the video, fucking goosebumps.

@FutureMan420Blazer

Жыл бұрын

Perfect! Awesome dude!

"We are here to save you!" "Yay! It's the church!" "FROM YOURSELVES!" "Oh no, it's the church."

@Magnusfury24

3 жыл бұрын

Wait! Did you guys bring your holy books? "No"? We're *fucked*

@dragonraptor9756

2 жыл бұрын

Did you just make a hellsing abridged reference

@Magnusfury24

2 жыл бұрын

@@dragonraptor9756 What's hellsing abridged?

@TheVenerablBloodWulf

2 жыл бұрын

@@Magnusfury24 My child, you must learn today of one of the greatest abridged series to ever bless current day man

@chistosquisto9079

2 жыл бұрын

Hellsing abridged, that’s what you love to see

War of the Worlds tripod ...*sounds horn* . Humanity: "oh yeah???" 0:13

Strategic Value: Euphoric.

"The Tau Empire has a response to everything the Imperium can throw at us" *First encounter with Titan Legion* "The Tau Empire needs to entirely re-write its tactics, also we need to build big robots"

@jchrystsheigh

3 жыл бұрын

Plot armor had them using Mantas to kill Titans during the Damocles Crusade. Imperium has no air defenses, after all.

@eageraurora879

3 жыл бұрын

@@jchrystsheigh idk if you consider how many guardsmen are normally within a army at any given time, chances are you could get them all to fire at the air and hit something vital with all that dakka

@ssjjshawn

3 жыл бұрын

​@@jchrystsheigh >Imperium has no air defenses. The Warmonger Titan Its the second known class of Emperor titan. Its main role is long range fire support, and instead of the Cathedral thats on the back of the Imperator, it has 2 giant Anti Air Gattling guns, along with several smaller anti Air batteries (enough that it only has 4 backup weapons instead of 6 like the Imperator) Hell technically we've never seen them, but an emperor Titan class of basically aircraft cruisers holding Lightnings and other Imperium Air Support was plained to exist, and considering we have shit like Apocalypse Titans (which may be bigger than Emperor Titans) thats not beyond the pale of having priorly existed (possibly in the DAOT) or could still possibly exist. I hate he plot armor the Tau have

@magoswes3588

3 жыл бұрын

TacoSallust Hydra Flak Tanks

@MadToxin2876

3 жыл бұрын

@@jchrystsheigh >no air defenses During a battle the imperial guard deploys, like armour, thousands upon thousands of fighters and bombers to fight. So much, that the sky is obstructed

Imagine, saving private ryan style cinematography but with warhammer level chaos.

@cyberneticcherrybomber5318

3 жыл бұрын

Just inject it directly into my bloodstream

@luxeternity

3 жыл бұрын

If they can get it right the first place .

@kieranharkness5879

3 жыл бұрын

Youd end up getting ptsd by just watching it lmao

@handlessuckialreadyhaveaname

3 жыл бұрын

A cosmic wetdream

@chrism7395

3 жыл бұрын

Have you read the Gaunts Ghost story "The Armour of Contempt"? That's exactly how I imagine the frontal assault on Gereon by Dalin Criid and the RIP troops would be like

This is actually my alarm clock now. Nothing beats waking up to the imagined smells of toxic levels of lingering ozone after a Plasma Annihilator has erased everything in a 30km+ cone in front of you.

Man, I really want a game where you play as Secutarii, the Titan-guard. They are specific form of Skitarii, bound in service to the titan legions. They form the foot soldiers of the Collegia Titanica, keeping enemy infantry from over running the god-engines as they focus on bigger prey. Additionally the are tasked with guarding off-duty titans and penetrating deep into battlefields, often behind enemy lines, to recover the Moderati and Princeps of fallen titans, living or dead. Princeps are exceedingly rare individuals, barely 1 in 10 million are able to even begin training and few of them will ever complete it, as such the titan legions will expend countless Secutarii if there is even the slightest hope of recovering one after the fall of their titan. One of the cooler things that's mention in one of the Imperial Armour books is that they magnets built into their hands and feet, allowing them to ride the feet and legs of the titans as they take a colossal step.

@krieger143rd

25 күн бұрын

I'd love to play a game where you play as a Titan, like in the Force unleashed where you basically feel like a god.

40k lives were sacrificed to retrieve this audio log.

@bergonath8851

3 жыл бұрын

A small price to pay.

@1stcaptainraldoron538

3 жыл бұрын

Knowing the AdMech and the Ministorum’s stagnancy, I believe that.

@emilioblanco2803

3 жыл бұрын

Are we talking civilians or guardsmen? I always confuse the two

@generalirons9789

3 жыл бұрын

@@emilioblanco2803This, "civilian" creature does not exist in the Imperium of Mankind, guardsman. Now get back to your post.

@emilioblanco2803

3 жыл бұрын

@@generalirons9789 Yes Comissar! At once!

"Despise infantry if you must. Crush them underfoot, by all means. But do not ignore them. Battlefields are littered with the wreckage of Titans whose crews ignored infantry." *一Grand Master Ferromort, Ordo Sinister, Divisio Militaris*

@gigachad9016

3 жыл бұрын

Guardsman is the worst job in any fictional universe ever

@sicksock435446

3 жыл бұрын

@@gigachad9016 There are worse jobs in the 40k universe. At least a guardsman is likely to die relatively quickly. A psycher is basically living candy for demons and xenos abominations who will not only kill you slowly and horrifically, but then torment your soul for potentially an eternity.

@Kaiimei

3 жыл бұрын

Look at it like Luke taking down an AT-AT with a grappling hook, a lightsaber and a grenade. Sure, they aren't a severe threat, unless they possess something that could have an effect on the Titan. They can walk straight through the Void Shields protecting the Titan and access its feet, so if it's stationary and the infantry go undetected, they could set off explosives that, even if they can't pierce the armour of the Titan, they could definitely blast out the ground from under its feet, causing it to fall. Imagine it, being in this giant war machine, and suddenly the ground beneath the feet of your behemoth machine is blasted away, dropping the entire thing into the ground. Sure, it could maybe climb out again, but it would definitely distract it and halt it's fire, meaning whatever it was shooting at when it was so distracted would have free time to do something.

@sunshineskystar

3 жыл бұрын

@@gigachad9016 no, that was the servitors.

@ukaszokoniewski6039

3 жыл бұрын

Well the bigger titans got literal bunkers and strong points with skitharii to prevent bording actions and other mambo-jambo.

First time I heard about Warhammer: "So you tell me... There are walking churches with fucking LAZER DEATH BEAMS?" My friend: "Yeps, and that's not even the most crazy part." Me: "Say no more, I am sold already."

Everybody a gangsta, till the church starts walkin

0:19 wait is that the sound of a solar cannon charging up? oh no ._.

@sonofjack6286

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds like Godzilla 2014's atomic breathe charging up.

@xxXBig_BenXxx

3 жыл бұрын

@Abaddon The Despoiler plasma cannon

@johndickson377

3 жыл бұрын

Nova cannon

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

@@johndickson377 Nova Cannon is what the Imperial Navy uses to ruin someone's day at extreme stand off range, I think what we are talking about here is a weapon called the Plasma Annihilator, which basically hurls a small sun down range. They are extremely rare weapons, mounted on Emperor class titans and I believe the technical knowledge for their construction is long lost, so when a Titan carrying one is deployed, you KNOW this is serious

@joe.black-mortem.angelos

3 жыл бұрын

Plasma Annihilator

War of The Worlds Tripod upon seeing Titan: “You know, guys, Mars ain’t so bad.”

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

The irony being that so many Titans are built on Mars

@mt4592

3 жыл бұрын

@@weldonwin basically all of them right:D

@WindiChilliwack

3 жыл бұрын

@@mt4592 I mean... the Tripods would've still evaporated humanoid beings by their essential heat-ray rapidly, the shields are kinda unstoppable unless the biogenic diseases infected the martians

@mt4592

3 жыл бұрын

@@WindiChilliwack i know:) i replied to weldonwin about where the titans are built mate:)

@OneBiasedOpinion

2 жыл бұрын

Mars is a freaking desert warzone covered in rogue automatons and runaway weapon projects in WH40k.

First time hearing any of this war hammer stuff and all I gotta say is this fucks HARD

@RandomUser-dv6qw

2 ай бұрын

Welcome brother, the Emperor protects

everybody gangsta till Cathedral starts to walk

Sometimes I feel bad for the imperium, hearing about monstrous bio titans, hideously destructive ork gargants, or massive horrific demons all eager to devour/kill/slaughter humans. Then I remember they have titans.

@aceambling7685

3 жыл бұрын

Death to the the enemies of man! Glory to the Emperor! Glory to the Omnissiah!

@hiunaut2833

3 жыл бұрын

A kicker in the gut is the fact most imperium techs are degrading, slow but surely and they have little to now way of rediscovering them back not to mention the Emperor's corpse is decaying more than ever, they would be at some point where Imperium would ultimately be nothing but food to the xenos. Hm? Someone's knocking my door and I kinda hear something about Inquisit- Oh fuc

@TemplarBlonic

3 жыл бұрын

@M.Rifki That condemned throne is keeping him from using his Perpetual genes to resurrect into at least a usable body. Blasted tech priests and BDSM elves...

@melanch0lycat5393

3 жыл бұрын

​@@TemplarBlonic To be fair though we don't actually know how long it would take for the Emp's Perpetual genes to kick in and actually ressurect into a body, even an hour delay would cause tremendous problems for the entire Imperium. As it is, until they can find a way to minimise extreme losses during the time the astronomicon is down and the daemons start pouring en masse on Terra, turning off the Golden Throne so the Emperor can self-revive is a really bad idea.

@freelancernews499

3 жыл бұрын

@@TemplarBlonic if he got off the throne a warp tear would engulf terra

I like to think that all the gunfire and artillery being fired after the horn being honked is all the enemies force's directing their attention to the Titan and as they hear it's weapon charge up, the increase in rate of fire is their desperation trying to stop it before they become vaporized. The silence becomes deafening after they fail

@Goldenkitten1

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah after I read your comment and relistened to it that's definitely my headcanon because if you listen to it, it's just regular gunfire until the Tripo...um Volcano Cannon starts to wind up and then the gunfire goes berzerk as if everyone's like "SHIT SHOOT IT!" and all that's left afterwards are the alarms and stomping. I don't know if it was the creators intention but I can 100% see how you heard that.

@Chex2331

2 жыл бұрын

H O N K

@NightRaid-bv8gg

2 жыл бұрын

@Derick Howard are you a fuckin heretic!? We don’t feel bad for killing heretics

@yeoboshong

2 жыл бұрын

I imagined the titan walking into combat range; the artillery going off are its cannons, providing covering fire for the ground troops. The horn declares its entrance to the fight - and a warning to friendlies. Duck. Bury your face into the ground, the sunfury is about to fire, don't look up, or you'll go blind. The weapon charges up, the guardsmen stop fighting to take cover where they can. Marines keep fighting. Weapon discharges and the guardsmen sees nothing but the purest white light, even though he's buried himself in his arms and cover. The titan keeps firing and takes another step forward. Guardsmen gets up to charge.

@Digital_Soldier_31

2 жыл бұрын

@@yeoboshong As someone with no experience with WH40K what's a sunfury?

0:39 subtitles "happy titan noises :3"

When your dad sneezes 😂😩😫😵

the machine spirit after it fired its main cannon "I AM ANNIHILATION. I AM A GOOD BOY"

@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536

3 жыл бұрын

Who’s a good Emperor class titan yes you are

@Steven-xz5xt

3 жыл бұрын

SCP reference Is Good. Cyanic Is a Good boy.

I think WH40K is the most badass fictional universe ever created

@liamodahl1205

3 жыл бұрын

Its every corner is absolute, unadulterated death metal.

@webber4494

3 жыл бұрын

It is. And it's 30+ years old now, so it is also old as Emperor himself. Which means it's very detailed, and it is.

@namehere9922

3 жыл бұрын

It is

@kr0w119

3 жыл бұрын

You are correct sir.

@Sykohsis

3 жыл бұрын

You think that because it factually is.

They sound like Reapers from Mass Effect I love it

The path to Terra will be paved with broken worlds - Dies Irae, Legio Mortis

One cannot imagine the pure terror of seeing one of these on the battlefield

@kyodairiker

3 жыл бұрын

Even friendly guardsmen cannot comprehend the power of these titanic war machines

@anxietydisorders5917

3 жыл бұрын

chaos lmao dont feel terror

@kyodairiker

3 жыл бұрын

@@anxietydisorders5917 they will when they feel the wrath of the emperors holy God machines

@shirghazaycowboys

3 жыл бұрын

@@anxietydisorders5917 Actually, a great many chaos Marines do. They know if they fail their soul.goes off to be devoured by their patron god.

@khaimk4r4su

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine a Lord of Change breaking apart a Titan...

"No weapon in the arsenal of the Imperium or the Traitor equals the Titan on the battlefield, and a Legion of such vast war machines can bring any world to its knees. In truth, a Titan has only three enemies: folly, hubris, and another of its own kind." - Grand Master Volkus, Ordo Sinister of the Divisio Militaris

@deathmachineable

3 жыл бұрын

Grand Master Volkus is somewhat an insanely powerful individual, even when compared to the high lords of Terra. This man single-handedly commands the Ordo Sinister; a titan legion that is super OP even in titan legion standards considering their warlord classes are literally walking nightmares and they have a total of 12 imperator class titans ready for deployment. Even then, he doesn't have the kind of arrogance you'd typically find in someone who controls other titan legions.

@Vladimir_Fedorov27

3 жыл бұрын

Haha orbital lance batteries go shhhwooodoink... Also with a reasonably small chance - "shdow blade" super-heavy tank if it's piloted by tank aces and has a terrain advantage.

@OneBiasedOpinion

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vladimir_Fedorov27 pretty sure a Titan’s void shields are capable of shrugging off an orbital bombardment. They’ll definitely overload as a result, but voidships don’t tend to have a very fast reload.

@philippek96

2 жыл бұрын

Well lorgar survived confrontation with a titan like that, and angron lifted the leg to prevent it from mushing them. Primarchs are insane

@utoro5

2 жыл бұрын

@@philippek96 to be fair, that was a Warhound, the smallest of Titans. Still impressive, not gonna lie.

Keep in mind kids, that horn is beyond deafening

Everybody Gangsta Till the Church starts Walking

That eerie silence after the Titan’s main cannon is as beautiful as it is terrifying.

@monicajewinsky

3 жыл бұрын

You just know everybody stopped what they were doing and stared.

@Yuuker

3 жыл бұрын

@@monicajewinsky corpses cant stare

@cptdalek1711

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yuuker implying that anything is left from that blast

@H33t3Speaks

3 жыл бұрын

Blast pressure does this.

@goliath1179

3 жыл бұрын

@@H33t3Speaks more like the things that were attacking the Titan no longer exist

The tau empire: our ingenuity is proven to repel anything from the imperium’s arsenal *a titan pulls up* The tau empire: our ingenuity is proven to repel SOME things from the imperium’s arsenal

@thecommentguy9380

3 жыл бұрын

Tau after creating something to counter Imperators: Now nothing there is the Imperium can throw at us that we can't counter Imperium calling the navy: Admiral, do you see that Tau planet? I don't want to see it anymore.

If you won’t go to church, then by the Emperor the church will come to you!

I don't think it's possible for the human brain to imagine or rationalize just how incredible and shocking the battles between titan legions that the Horus Heresy sparked were. But I truly wish I could

@corusameoccasum1274

2 жыл бұрын

One day we'll see it on the big screen in all its glory. I have no doubt of that.

@toobig7150

2 жыл бұрын

horus heresy best warhammer, you cant change my mind

@torpenhigalak5909

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine a fuck ton of this guys trembling the battlefields as you stood their below them at trench like ants. Yeah that's you guardsman and front of you are heretical space lunar wolves marine

@cjoy1604

2 жыл бұрын

@@torpenhigalak5909 woud be better to be a tempestus skitarii in magmacity

@reedrussell2936

2 жыл бұрын

I once heard that Titans within Like 5 km of each other Is basically knife fighting range. Really give some scale to this beasts

tau therapist: “imperial titans aren’t real, they can’t hurt you” imperial titans:

@heckinmemes6430

3 жыл бұрын

"Big talk for someone in plasma annihilator range."

@finnheisenheim8274

3 жыл бұрын

With how the tau advanced their tech in such a long time, we might see tau titans being created too

@retroknightnotlive6929

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get this meme, do the Tau heavily fear Imperial Titans? I don't know a lot about the Tau, so don't mind my ignorance.

@heckinmemes6430

3 жыл бұрын

@@retroknightnotlive6929 when it comes to 40k, the Tau are sort of like your 'standard' sci fi empire. They're for the most part reasonable and logic oriented, so when they heard reports of 'starship sized giant walkers' they originally dismissed titans as propaganda/etc. Then the first walking cathedral with starship guns showed up planetside and things got tense. Until the tau realized most titans can't shoot up.

@thedragon133

3 жыл бұрын

@@finnheisenheim8274 Don't they have anti-Titan battlesuits already? Stormsurge I think was the name.

Knowing the lore, just hearing these sounds is scary, because if a titan landed on the planet, then you are most likely already dead

I tried finding any video of Titans on KZread and found this instead. This is my new canon, it’s amazing

Tau generals : Titans aren't real, they are just propaganda to scare us, pfff our mechs are better and more real! *Titan sirens and loud walking* Tau general : I reckon this is it, we are fucked.

@slinkerdeer

3 жыл бұрын

Tau: *Brings out Tiger Shark AX-1-0's*

@johnclement189

3 жыл бұрын

@@slinkerdeer Space Marines : *yow, bring out the Battle Barge*

@Darknessblade4me

3 жыл бұрын

@@slinkerdeer *racks exitus rilfe* yeah yeah whatever *splatters the gunner with a turbo penetrator* Aight princeps, go wild.

@smokesphere

3 жыл бұрын

Tau general: ah, it appears that bluff was in fact, not a bluff.

@seasons1745

3 жыл бұрын

People like to ignore in that stupid story it was a war hound titan that got taken down which going off lore and specs only has a 90mm thick hull which isn’t really strong for modern standards and it’s the smallest class of titan

The only downside to these walking war machines is that when entering into an urban hive city. The crew must have to use nearly all of their ammunition and carefully traverse through the destroyed buildings. But hey, like that one Baneblade tank commander once said “Driver, you see that wall over there?” “Yes, Commander.” “I don’t want it.” “Yes, Commander.”

@therealbubble4696

3 жыл бұрын

They also need to watch out for the troops below, you dont want an entire platoon of space marines to go crunch because you got just a little too close

@bigfella9034

3 жыл бұрын

@@therealbubble4696 If you know anything about warhammer. Is that they do not care about you. Unless they have confirmed space marines or any other high value units. Guardsmen are stomp worthy to them.

@therealbubble4696

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigfella9034 Guardsman, yeah, for one that dies 50 stand but there may be valuable units under you too, so there's still the factor

@bigfella9034

3 жыл бұрын

@@therealbubble4696 They might pull them out before the arrival of the titans. And replace them with guardsmen.

@therealbubble4696

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigfella9034 Depends on the heat of battle, sometimes an evac is too risky

The heat and light from the main guns tends to kill or maim allies on the ground...it's certain annihilation of the enemy.

I very much love the sound design choices for that main gun. ALL the noise was in the charge up, not the release, the shot was simply burning plasma doom. *then mech horn*

When you found a spider in your closet: -Yes, princeps, this city over here.

@BB-qh2uy

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

0:39 "Engine kill. Omnissiah be praised."

I love the sound difference from the two different guns because of the sheer width of a titan.

@mistrants2745

2 жыл бұрын

different people interpret it differently but i dont think the guns you hear at the start are the titan. As the description implies: defense guns attack the titan. That gets the titan's attention and it starts charging its massive plasma cannon. The defenses start frantically shooting everything they have at titan hoping to take it down before it has charged its weapon, but they fail and the titan blows them away leaving only silence and the sound of fire.

Everybody's gangster till the cathedral starts walking.

"We fought for decades to protect our hive sect. The once silver sky was now blacker than the carapaces of those Tyranid abominations. The ironclad blue marine stood, as stoic as he was ferocious in battle, the roar of his weapon was nearly deafening as it turned the enemy front lines into viscera- But that was nothing compared to what I can only imagine was the very fist of the Emperor himself. Ripping into the materium, a hulking mass of machinery simply was among us. This city sized behemoth began to rain fire upon our enemies with a conchophony of planet cracking force. Unbreakable and unyielding torrent of bolter shells, missiles and promethium. When I felt the quake of the first shell hit the ground, I dropped to my knees in prayer, knowing that the level of devastating that humanity can create is a terrible thing, and I wished for nothing more than this memory to be ripped from my mind."

@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749

3 жыл бұрын

Amongus

@commissarthorne3894

3 жыл бұрын

@@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 Understandable, have a great day.

@alexbedel6320

2 жыл бұрын

Hello there!

@theguywhowearsamonitor6411

2 жыл бұрын

The Silent King: that's cute.

@ptn-54pattontank89

2 жыл бұрын

There is an imperator titan among us.

Jeez, the deep noise the cannon emits as it powers up, a death sentence to anyone in the cannon's general direction, it made me almost feel bad for the heretics as they desperately tried to take down the titan

@krieglord573

3 жыл бұрын

I dont know man that sounds pretty heretical to me

@Justin-ue2hv

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine how people felt when the titan could rapid fire back then...

@Reignor99

3 жыл бұрын

keyword: "almost"

@euscorpius157

3 жыл бұрын

@@Reignor99 exactly

@steel2495

3 жыл бұрын

That sound effect is used in Godzilla 2014 and Godzilla King of The Monsters 2018

Gotta love the stock warehouse alarm noise

0:14 when Titan scans the whole Battlefield in a second and deems you as an aggressor so, starts to charge up his obliterator cannon to send the whole battlefield to oblivion.

Imagine the Vatican being invaded one day, and then all of a sudden, the St Peter's Basilica stands up on its feet, welcoming the invaders with two monstrous cannons as arms. The pope then is like this: BURN THE HERETIC!

@Jirudoggu

3 жыл бұрын

volcano cannon

@seichipauljimenez977

3 жыл бұрын

Oh fu-

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

The 147 Swiss Guards that protect the Pope, or as I like to call them: *The Victors of the Blood Games*

@lieutenantdan1413

2 жыл бұрын

The current pope would unironically love slaanesh.

@grzegorzswist

2 жыл бұрын

Money we'll spent.

imagine being a guardsman and some chaos marine comes up, hugs you, walks away, and says nobody will ever believe you

@Darknscary13

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a tzeentch thing. A plague marine'd kill you on contact, you wouldn't survive a khornate hug, and a slaaneshi wouldn't stop at an embrace. Beware, though, for that hug was part of a plan far larger than you can imagine, and you are now an unwilling participant in the ultimate victory of the Changer of Ways.

@wheeeeeha

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I could see Tzeentch ordering that traitor to hug a random guardsman and say that just to fuck with that one guy only because it is hilarious. No one would ever believe him.

@mr.pavone9719

3 жыл бұрын

@@wheeeeeha The Commissar would like to have a word with that Guardsman...

@machinech183

3 жыл бұрын

@@wheeeeeha He'd better hope so. If the poor bastard ever opened his mouth earnestly enough his odds of sitting a rousing conversation with someone from the Inquisition are fairly worrying, followed quickly by being scrubbed from existence or bound in a cell guarded by Grey Knights. It'd be an interesting life... a hard pass for me.

@Nater2204

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen that video lmao.

I know in the ultimate apocalypse mod there is a titan quote that is announced over their intercom that goes along the lines of "IMPERATOR CLASS TITAN IS NOW IN MOTION. ALL UNITS - STAND ASIDE." Yeah I would get the hell out of the way too.

@Ddarth_sidious

Жыл бұрын

Awesome quote. I remember reaver class titan quote from Apoc mod "I. AM. APOCALYPSE" when it's finished building.

Sometimes you go to church. Sometimes, church goes to you.

Avengers: we have a Hulk Star Trek: we have starfleet Star Wars: we have Deathstar Warhammer 40k: we got them all

@NinthRomance

3 жыл бұрын

I mean you're not wrong, Warhammer 40K has like all the most destructive and absolutely bonkers arsenal in the sci fi genre like for example a Necron Dynasty(forgot their name) literally have an orb that depicts every star and planet in the entire galaxy and when they just touch a star or a planet in the orb the real star or planet just explodes and all its inhabitants die but luckily this Necron Dynasty actually cares about life and they only ever use the orb in the most extreme cases.

@dominationking5239

3 жыл бұрын

40k: we have primarks

@itskazooie3461

3 жыл бұрын

40k be like that's cute

@SerLagsalot

3 жыл бұрын

@@NinthRomance Compared to the Culture though, even the necrons are adorably quaint. The Culture's preferred way of war, when it must be done, is to scour planets clean using antimatter contained in an effector-manipulated grid controlled by a sentient starship from several hundred lightyears away. ... and the Culture is a mid-tier power at best in their series.

@BeatmasterAC

3 жыл бұрын

@@SerLagsalot eh, Chaos just unleashes a Warpstorm over an entire System that can last for thousands of years, just to have fun a bit. What WH40k lacks in Tech to be Top Tier in Sci Fi, they compensate it with Magic, Space Hell and the Power of Imagination.

this 1 minute long sound mix with a mere picture is giving me more goosebumps and awe than the most full length movies come out these days.

@gsogaming5783

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect description.

@Algorithms_Child

Жыл бұрын

This audio makes me manically happy in only a way a little child gets to be when they find a sharp stick.

The sheer desperation of the gun fire towards it is what makes this so great!

Imagine the logistical nightmare of transporting these big boys from one planet to another.

@user-vl5zq9si8d

Жыл бұрын

Um inferno mas pior ainda pense você um soldado de infantaria vê um desses marchando em direção ao front de batalha e nada para não importa a arma, o custo e grande e o benefício também

@captaincrum1

Жыл бұрын

Surely there would be friendly fire incidents lol...stepping on a few guardsmen and such.

That one Chaos marine... “HIT THE TITAN WITH YOUR BLADES!!”

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

Well, boarding actions against Titans are a thing, which is why some very big Titans like the Imperitor subclass of the Emperor class, actually have troops garrisoned onboard and point defense weapons in the knees and lower legs

@Mugthraka

3 жыл бұрын

in 5th Edition i Had Kharn the Betrayer charge a Warhound and dealing enough 6's on its damages that the Warhound had lost his Structure points and had a Catastrophic Meldown... The Titan Exploded, hitting everything in a 18" radius, wich was part of a Dark Angels Ravewing( half of it) and 1/4 of an Imperial Fist defense Line and some of my own units... Oblitirating EVERYTHING!!!!, and Kharn somehow survived this ( rolled a 1 on the roll for the explosion to Wound him) and then proceeded to go and engage another unit after that... Kharn is an Absolute madlad.

@imperialfist2304

3 жыл бұрын

IT DIDNT WORK SIR! HALF THE COLUMN JUST GOT STEPPED ON BY IT!

@astartesfanboy5294

3 жыл бұрын

weldonwin they also have hundreds of anti personell weapons on the titan itself

@kirillassasin

3 жыл бұрын

weldonwin that things which stationed inside their knees can destroy small army or very Heavy class tank easily