little disappointed you didn't mention they could breath in space, just because they don't realize there is no air in space.

@kyokononnonw742

8 жыл бұрын

+Leivve REALLY!?!?! OH GOD WHY /D

@SpoopySquid

8 жыл бұрын

+Leivve lol that sounds like something out of a Douglas Adams/Terry Pratchett story XD

@Smutnovsor

8 жыл бұрын

+Leivve well, he did mentioned photosynthesis.. so their concept of breath is quite different from humanoid one to begin with.

@18Krieger

8 жыл бұрын

+Leivve I think that Orks dont really breath at all. Or more dont need to breath.

@knightbrolaire526

8 жыл бұрын

+Smutnovsor You can't photosynthesize in vacuum.

"Pffft... It's only a bunch of orks!" - Last words of any Imperium commander.

@TheNemesis432

7 жыл бұрын

1) Galaxy is a big place. 2) Human's primary fault is their ignorance or worse, perpetuating of ignorance. 3) Orks are pathetic if there is small, non-experienced group of them. But they grow as fast as yeast (get it?) and if ork simply survives in battle he immediately becomes an experienced veteran. 4) This shit was done by large and specific group of orks. It's the same thing as overestimating Imperial Guards by comparing them with Krieg. 0) WH40k players themselves underestimate orks, because they look like a bunch of cavemen with trash for weapon and trash can for armor. Don't judge book by cover.

@Sir_Bucket

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheCorrodedMan because we only hear about the biggest succesful waagh in the lore. There are many tribes that decided to attack their system and went down because thz said system had a fonctionnal planetary defense system. But like anything in ork society, if you keep trying, you will eventually win at then end. The first waaagh won't be succesful, neither the second, and maybe not the third, but the forth do the job. For this reason the Imperium underestimate the orks because they see all the failure of orks weaker tribes and think that those dummies can't break throught their wall if they just launch themself at the guns. It would take thousands just to take a position with that kind of strategy Problem: the orks have such numbers of orks to waste

@SephirothRyu

4 жыл бұрын

He says they have anger management, as in, literally. With the possible exception of the mushrooms. Don't be fooled. *THE MUSHROOMS ARE ALSO ANGRY.*

""The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude."" This particular quote really shows almost every facet of why I adore orks in warhammer.

@Eric-sy1xu

8 жыл бұрын

^ this. i personally like Tyranids, but all these lore vids from Arch tempts me to take Orks as well, that and the quote from the video on the old ones "... and some survived by being too stupid and stubborn to die"

@Partyffs

8 жыл бұрын

+Kfunderwood To many words for me brain! "Bash head in with a big thing"

@berndberndsen5680

8 жыл бұрын

+Mystogan Edolas I'm pretty sure a truly orky way of wording that would be "Krump da 'ead!"

@DarthCameroth

8 жыл бұрын

+Amanda Todd ohhh i want a nid video as they are the guys i actually collect.

@Eric-sy1xu

8 жыл бұрын

DarthCameroth agreed

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."

@arnowisp6244

6 жыл бұрын

John Laird The most badass version of SJWs if they became actual useful fighters.

@angelchronicles9848

5 жыл бұрын

@@arnowisp6244 No, even orks aren't that stupid, don't insult the orks like that XD

@victorselve8349

5 жыл бұрын

Nice dunge master.

@loadeddice7831

5 жыл бұрын

@@arnowisp6244 every single mushroom has its own gender. Fungi, and therefore the ORK BOIZ, have hit the peak level of SJW.

@Sir_Bucket

5 жыл бұрын

@@arnowisp6244 "Ya don't assume me gender! I ASSUME YOURZ YA GITZ"

my personal favourite Ork quote "Travellin' through space is boring. Well, boring unless da hulk yer on is full of dem gene-sneakers, or a base fer da chaos lads wiv da spikes, or already has Boyz on it. Or if humie lootas come callin', that's always good fer a bit a sport. Or unless yer have a mutiny or two to pass da time, or unless strange fings start happenin', which dey usually do when yer out in da warp. One time we had some bloody great ugly fing come straight out of Weird Lugwort's 'ed! It butchered half da lads, that was pretty entertainin'. Come ter fink of it, space is a pretty good larf. And that's before yer find yerself a nice world ta crush!" orks really don't need a lot to be happy

@Plankensen

5 жыл бұрын

orks. truly in paradise

@Elenrai

5 жыл бұрын

@@Plankensen You got to envy them!

@mrmaxwell346

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine them singing im so happy.

@robertnett9793

5 жыл бұрын

In a way they remind me on the Wee Free Men as Pratchet described them. Larger and really unhinged Wee Free Men, who also are green instead of blue....

@robertnelson9599

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrmaxwell346 The Orks sing a song in Battlefleet Gothic.

Calling the God Emperor a "goldy locks" that's 3 heresy points on your Heretical Points Card, 7 more and we'll be calling the inquisition...

@music79075

8 жыл бұрын

*BLAM* "Calling the God Emperor a "goldy locks"!?!? that's 3 heresy points on your Heretical Points Card, thats 3 more than allowed we'll be calling the inquisition on your planet"; FTFY

@GiveMeBass93

8 жыл бұрын

Karnacle Blackburn "That sir is a full heresy points card, you get one free kriegbucks coffee and one inquisition!"

@ashleychaplin5855

8 жыл бұрын

+Karnacle Blackburn and by inquisition, we of course mean exterminatus. You don't want to know what we do to cha-:comment redacted by Ordo hereticus:

@scar445

7 жыл бұрын

in a single game session i managed 82 out of a 100 corruption points as a first level psyker. became unbound demon host twice and chose to burn faith points in order to survive. the inquisition would have a field day with my character at this point........

@pfitz9346

7 жыл бұрын

no first he is subject to a citation before receiving a demerit and so on and so forth until he receives a full decadulation and only then can the inquisition be contacted.

Orks: the only species to operate on Ratchet and Clank logic

@ANDREALEONE95

8 жыл бұрын

And Mcgyver too.

@iglidor

8 жыл бұрын

Well since they are race full of Mcgyvers that explains well why they are so hard to exterminate

@emmabooth2564

7 жыл бұрын

iglidor ther basically like the A team can do owt but ther not A team material ther the z team

@markusflint5322

7 жыл бұрын

I find Orks to be annoyingly silly in the technical sense. I can see the argument that the 40k setting needs some comic relief but I find when the Orks start getting to the stage of complicated machines, especially gargants and space ships they have actually made and not just stolen just because they believe it will keep out the vacuum of space let alone warp energies, it is just immersion breaking and exceeds my ability to enjoy the lore. I have managed to accept everything up to that The daft crude accents only make it worse. It would make more sense if their ships were made by captured slaves who landed on the wrong world or the like. Perhaps the Orks intentionally keep a stock of ship building slaves. Perhaps a civilisation of Orks ignored by the local populace were much bigger than expected and launched an attack and took over, stealing their ships or all of the above. Perhaps there is rumoured to be some sorry looking remnants or descendants of some ancient wiser species (the old one race who created them) supposedly to be hiding behind the green tides and are the secret to their success and the source of some of the smarter and augmented orks technical know how. I know they are not the only fluff that seems overly stretched in this manner but they are one of the biggest and probably oldest examples I would like to see altered but I know likely never will be.

@iglidor

7 жыл бұрын

Markus Flint I do not really see your problem. As per description, orkz are all something like psykers to smaller or bigger degree able to pool their power together to achieve things. Just becaouse they do not have long beards or elegant movements and instead of staffs they gladly use two rocks does not make them any less psychicaly powerfull. They integrated their psychic powers through their entire culture and war mongery which then leads to machines that operate on thought power instead of common physical laws. Simply, they are even more magic based then eldars.

Sounds like orks are the happiest of all in 40k

@Turnil321

8 жыл бұрын

+darkmetalviking ignorance and love for fighting. why would beings who have these things ever feel unhappy in 40k

@voidfields5065

8 жыл бұрын

Well actually Nurgle is the happiest who loves everyone

@trrebi981

8 жыл бұрын

+Field Commander Cousland you can bet your ass that the glorious plaguefather is indeed quite liberal with his gifts of an succulently, itchy immortality.

@uUuWolf16uUu

8 жыл бұрын

+Tristan Bigornia You gotta scratch that itch and double stitch to NOOORGLE!

@MrSpartanRage

8 жыл бұрын

+Ethan hornbeck (Raging Big Daddy) Nurgle is like a TV infomercial for drugs. Sounds great and makes you live for pretty much forever. But then the shitty side-effects happen and you feel pretty stupid afterwards. Which is why we praise the Glorious Man-peror of man-kind, you Heretic.

Orks give Tyranids endless supply of food Tyranids give Orks endless supply of fight They're friends!

@judecalvin9863

3 жыл бұрын

There best friends

@KomboAndy

Жыл бұрын

In Ork Language "Friend" and "favorite Enemy" actually mean the same

@chrisbingley

Жыл бұрын

There's an Ork Waaaaagh fighting on a planet filled with Bloodthirsters. Every day Khorne resurrects the Orks so they can have another go. This might be the closest thing to heaven that the Orks have.

I know that this is an old video, but I just wanted to say that this is the source of my favorite Arch quote: "with the possible exceptions of the mushrooms, all Orks are angry." Just imagine it. A tiny mushroom with an Ork face just yelling in a deep Orks voice at anyone who comes nearby

@angelchronicles9848

5 жыл бұрын

That would be amazing XD

@daniellindorff4614

5 жыл бұрын

I think those are called goombas.

that 'angry management' line was fucking gold, man. laughed so hard.

Ork Command Structure by Arch, food>food>food>food>food>food>Ork Warboss

@themiller3940

5 жыл бұрын

/food

*When the air is so dense with bullets that it clogs your nose* "DERE'Z DAKKA ALRITE!!"

Orks get their hands on Necron technology, Hilarity Ensues

@Luciffrit

8 жыл бұрын

Wut dis do? (presses large glowing green button)

@ultimatekasrkin8002

8 жыл бұрын

Shiny bitz for meh trofey rakk

@greulich9635

8 жыл бұрын

..ork cyborks with necron parts...we are fucked

@spEAMerNation

8 жыл бұрын

What about tau stuff? We could do without orks using a hammerhead gunship with more guns...

@NetMoverSitan

7 жыл бұрын

What about painting it red?

"As the warlord slaps the ork,the ork kicks the Gretchen,the Gretchen sets the snotling on fire causing him to run screaming into the livestock/fungus farms spreading the burning love around,thus leading to a group of rather singed and very angry squigs rampaging through the camp and biting the warlord in the ass" Arch warhammer A Summary of DA ORK'Z millennium 41,year 999 by the imperial calendar

An ork RPG game would be great. exp=grow bigger=unlock new skills Als start your game becoming warboss, uniting the planet and then the real fun begins Or you become a pirate/freebooter enz.

@Yog-Sothothery

8 жыл бұрын

My dream game... to bad the game market is fucking too retarded to even begin to comprehend a game such as this

@JellyFlavoredGerman

8 жыл бұрын

+MrMonkeybuts write your own then.

@Yog-Sothothery

8 жыл бұрын

+Paul Love Give me £3,000,000,000 kickstarter, and I'm good to go.

@fumarc4501

8 жыл бұрын

Gorkamorka

@lolman15953

8 жыл бұрын

+MrMonkeybuts you can be an ork in eternal crusade

I love how the category this falls into is education

@ulrickguiliman4810

4 жыл бұрын

It works that way. And I ain't complaining

The vicious cycle of punching each other faces in.

@trk4973

7 жыл бұрын

Tzeench planned it as such.

An Ork arrives on craftworld Iyanden after Hive Fleet Kraken. The Eldar stop repairing their ship and look confused and try to stop the Ork. But the Ork holds up his hand and says "I'm 'ere for 'elf an' safety" B)

@sethrice2894

8 жыл бұрын

I imagine that's how it would work

@sethrice2894

8 жыл бұрын

and the orks wearing a crude button up shirt

@zhulander2474

8 жыл бұрын

+Swiftsabre Not bad. Or is it so bad it's good? Either way, thumbs up.

@deathslayer4600

7 жыл бұрын

now im imagining an extremely posh ork just sipping tea while asking an elder if he wants some sugar.

@TheCorrodedMan

7 жыл бұрын

Deathslayer umm,real gud tea ere knife earz(sip)ahhh,sugar der ladz?

Finally we get some WAAAGH lore

@Superschokokeks

8 жыл бұрын

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

@harveyshelley3036

8 жыл бұрын

+Superschokokeks WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

@ARMERZ

8 жыл бұрын

+ProjectiluvOP KHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@fumarc4501

8 жыл бұрын

Random Ork: Ya fergot da exclamation pointz!

@SlendHQ

8 жыл бұрын

+Alvin Cardinal *Ship being crashed into* AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ork logic “I reject your reality and substitute my own”-Adam savage

@donwebber9071

4 жыл бұрын

Red ones go faster

the heriachy of the orks: the small guys are food, the little guys are food, the medium guys are food and the big guys eat and are also food.

@x-1584

7 жыл бұрын

patricio torre HOOOOOOLY MACRO, hell I'm glad my butts not on that side of the cosmos. 👽👍

@x-1584

7 жыл бұрын

***** My teeth not sharp enough for that kind of delicacy. 😏

@mattdickson2

6 жыл бұрын

ork logic: is it smaller than Ork? Yes? OK then is possible food.

@Peptuck

6 жыл бұрын

And everyone is a source of teef.

@longethdayv770

6 жыл бұрын

And all da humies'n da gits got skrap !

Funfact: Noone really knows how old an orc can get since there´s not a single known case of a greenskin dying from age... Some people think they might even be immortal, because they were created by the old ones, just like the eldar which can live forever... But until now, every known dead orc died from attacks...

@Alphabeat24

7 жыл бұрын

Darthplagueis13 There is no limit to how hilarious and badass the orks get

@kirkcannon4704

7 жыл бұрын

Darthplagueis13 Ork birthday parties

@darthplagueis13

7 жыл бұрын

That sounds like the sure doom for many Little gits...

@x-1584

7 жыл бұрын

Darthplagueis13 A lab created bio weapon against there DNA structure may be needed to quickly eviscerate those savage beings completely & for good, because every world that they land on gets easily contaminated by there reproductive spores, its pretty weird & frightening if ask me, perhaps that may be a final solution for those highly hostile & dangerous green space critters in upcoming WH epics.

@darthplagueis13

7 жыл бұрын

Well, usually it´s not easy to develope such a bioweapon, in fact it might even be impossible in case of the orks considering that there are many different variations and subspecies which sometimes only come from size or battleexpierience. Also this might convince the orks to organize a straightaway attack on holy terra and while they are usually not very good at managing their waaaghs to be efficient and large armys there´s right now one boss who might just do that. Ghazkull Thraka is probably one of the greatest threads to the imperium of men, maybe even more dangerous than Abbadon the destroyer(because if his gods tell him to attack they probably also want him to win while the chaos gods seem to consider Abbadon more as a source of entertainment than a real chosen fighter), and after he overran and captured Amargeddon he could use the planet as a base from where he just could lead a massive attack to Terra. THe reason he didn´t do that yet is that a successfull attack on holy Terra would probably end the imperium which right now is still needet for Ghazkull to start Ragnarök. But if mankind starts to use species-wiping bioweapons he or the green godz might just decide that there are more urgent matters to solve....

I didn't choose da ork life, da ork life choose me.

@trk4973

7 жыл бұрын

And the inquisition was selected this chat for EXTERMINATUS, enjoy your final moments.

@thatdudemetro6271

7 жыл бұрын

and then a warboss just bombed the unquisators

Rimemba boyz, da red uns go fasta!

@emperorconstantine1.361

8 жыл бұрын

WAAAGH!!!!!!

@cavetrollcob

8 жыл бұрын

+cole thompson Woa Woa. . to properly do..say..write it it must have at min 3 As two is far to little =Dso WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! ON

@emperorconstantine1.361

8 жыл бұрын

cavetrollcob OI!! IS YOUS PUSH'N YOUR UN ORKIE IDEAS IN'TA DA MOB, YA SNOTLING!?! I IS BIGGA DEN YOUS!!!!!!! WAAAGH!!!!! (Headbutt)

@yudhiadhyatmikosiswono9082

8 жыл бұрын

Fire warriors, concentrate fire on that red vehicle.

@emperorconstantine1.361

8 жыл бұрын

+yudhi adhyatmiko siswono AAAAAAGH!!!! ME POOR ZOGGED BUGGY... ...WAAAGH!!!!!!!!! NOW I IS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!

so if the orks believe in Santa he is real?

@ShadowWolfRising

8 жыл бұрын

+Bionic Tech probably.

@rhemorigher

8 жыл бұрын

+Bionic Tech Better question: If the orcs didn't believe in Santa would he stop being real?

@ShadowWolfRising

8 жыл бұрын

rhemorigher i don't think so. They believe they are the best, but they still lose frequently.

@doublemdoublefun8436

8 жыл бұрын

Orkz neva looze! If we win, we win. If we loose, we die fightin, so dat doesn't count. If we leg it, dat means we can fight an ivva day. See? Orkz is beztezt! *ork proceeds to bash the human's head with a blunt object*

@alexfietta

8 жыл бұрын

+Bionic Tech Once i was the game master for a very stupid and surreal adventure for Warhammer 40k role playing game: Deathwatch. The kill team of space marine had to retrive the christmas tree that some orks had stolen from Valhallian soldiers. The Ork Bozz spied on the humans and belived that "the magic of Christmas" could be stolen and used to get stronga and bigga. He started dressing like Santa and called himself Zanta Bozz. The space martines reached his encampment they saw Zanta Bozz singing "Dakka Bellz" with all the Boyz and saw the Snotling dressed as little elves. It was bloody hilarious.

It's funny how the Orks of all seam to be the least evil of species within the WH40k galaxy, since all they are doing is being true to their bestial nature and their only desire is to challenge themselves through fighting tough enemies. I kinda like them.

@kristobaz2474

7 жыл бұрын

The Tau are a bit better, but not by much. I mean, it's a massive theistic space empire -- but, hey, at least humans still get to worship the Emperor. A little.

@emopony5077

7 жыл бұрын

Weeabo Space Commies! :D

@breadstyx

7 жыл бұрын

orks are just trying to have fun

@mattward1320

7 жыл бұрын

Lots of people say Orks are the least racist faction in Grimdark, as they will fight anyone. People argue with "Tyranids eat everything!" or "Tau bring all to the Greater Good!" First excuse is wrong. Nids' will not attack the Necron. Necron are machines, and as such have nothing for the gribblies to eat. Second is also wrong. Tau would never accept Orks as part of the Greater Good. Yes, they hire them as mercs but its not the same. Hell, even Chaos is scared of the Sisters. The only truly non-racist faction is the Necron. Whoever or whatever you are, the evil undead Egyptian tomb lord terminators from space (Necron) will vaporize you. Orks have expressed distress when combating Eldar. They also dont enjoy fighting the Tau, as they think the mass spamming of pulse shots is cheating. Because of this, they are racist. Also, Orks seem to be obsessed with their phrase ORKZ IZ DA BEST!!! THAT IS CLEARLY AND PLAINLY INHERENTLY RACIST!!!

@henkhenksen8454

7 жыл бұрын

Matt Ward Wut's dis "raycizum" fingie you 'umies iz goin' on about? Only word I knowz iz WAAAGH!!! WHATEVA, SMASH DESE 'UMIE GITZ!! WAAAGH!!!

Hmm, green, photosynthesizing and rather stupid? That confirms it. Kerbals are friendly Orks!

@xenopug6390

8 жыл бұрын

Explains my rockets working, Waaaagh magic at work

@blittleton4751

7 жыл бұрын

Very fucking true

@Pachiku93

7 жыл бұрын

Ork and friendly is a contradiction

This is honestly the first time I've ever heard someone pronounce the G in WAAAGH.

@Ranadinn

6 жыл бұрын

I've never been more Triggered in my life.

@deathbycake2185

6 жыл бұрын

Raid Man 2009 Renault Megan renaultsport 225 sound

@FirestormMk3

5 жыл бұрын

Boy would neva be a propa Ork, wot.

so many greenskins in one place. arch what have you done.

@commisarcaleb1766

8 жыл бұрын

+Slougun Restrictions The Death korps of kreig has come to do thier holy duty FOR THE EMPEROR

@giorgilobjanidze5667

8 жыл бұрын

+kahzhoex um hey since you dont seem to want this comment section can the necron have it?

@giorgilobjanidze5667

8 жыл бұрын

NO SOISOISOISOISOISOI

@fumarc4501

8 жыл бұрын

Warboss Arch ez da Biggest n da Baddest warboss!

@TsarNicholasII5437

6 жыл бұрын

He started a waaagh

The common joke is that you know your game is dark when the ultraviolent, blood knight faction that occasionally practices cannabalism... is the comic relief.

@evanjohnson1299

2 жыл бұрын

I totally agree with your statement except for the occasionally part.

15:00 the technical term for "WAAAGH! energy" is a "Liminal Gestalt Field" it is essentially the logic that if you believe something hard enough it shall come to be. For example in ork society Red=Faster and Louder=More powerful.

@iglidor

8 жыл бұрын

Just in ork society? I thoght these are general rules of universe

@0Roach_

7 жыл бұрын

+iglidor RED WHANS FOR FASTAH!!

@0Roach_

7 жыл бұрын

+Roach Killeh GO FASTAH* (fuck autocorrect )

@deathslayer4600

7 жыл бұрын

does this mean that painting yourself red makes you run faster and if you trap ten boomboxes onto your body you can punch a hole through titanium?

@da_gonozal6754

7 жыл бұрын

that tha spiret Deathslaya!

'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go!

anger management problem, that is one of this biggest understatements of the century

@codyarcher3263

8 жыл бұрын

its not a problem. its a solution! XD

I just love orks. All Warhammer 40k seems to... serious? for me. Everything is so serious, that it's become comic(like with some death metal bands - I love metal but bands like Iron Maiden or Black Sabbath know how to treat themselves not entirely serious, but with perspective). Everything in WH40 is so grim, dark, evil... I know, that's climate of WH40. But it's so good that race like orks exists in WH40 to balance seriousness of the rest. I mean orks are pretty serious danger to pretty much everyone, but they are... so cute. Cute like 3 years old child on steroids, with big knife that's gonna cut your throat but still cute :> And their society is really based on freedom. I mean in Imperium you are basically a slave, but in Ork society you can do what you want. Want to burn everything? Join to burnas. Want to drive fast? Buy/steal/"aquire" vehicle, paint it red and join cult of speed.

@deadpwner99

7 жыл бұрын

yeah but that is if you are born as the correct species and dont get fucking beaten up before getting to that stage

@deadskrillaskrit2078

5 жыл бұрын

Its a game after all, Orks are just as any other race. Ork weapons only work with Orks, other races have rules on their weapons as well

@gracefool

4 жыл бұрын

Orks can't do what they want unless they're the biggest in the vicinity.

What I like about Orks is that they really represent Warhammer as a whole: the only thing that matters is the fight. The Lore is like a shoota: you don't need a shoota to fight, but it is more fun with a shoota than just our fists. The same with the Lore in Warhammer: we don't need the Lore to roll dice on the table or move figurines around, but it is more fun when we have stories behind the figurines we roll dice for. In the end, we FIGHT!

Oh boy time to learn about the mushroom people

the only bad thing about orks is painting those fucking figures those things are so freaking detailed

Arch, I'd just like to thank you for all the entertaining videos over the past year. I've watched this channel grow quite a lot,but I'm going to miss the next 8-9 weeks of your videos. I'm going to have a lot of catching up to do when I get back from basic. good luck with growing your channel further.

@trrebi981

8 жыл бұрын

Courageous battle-brother! We shall feast on your return! But seriously though, do us proud at training boyo.

@japeregrine1589

8 жыл бұрын

+Jonathan Vermont aye

@craigstanley2802

8 жыл бұрын

Good luck with your basic I've been there listen follow your orders and work as a team and you'll get thru it

@Saiyan_Goku

6 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Vermont how'd it go?

@TsarNicholasII5437

6 жыл бұрын

In the name of the emperor brother

So basicly the 40k universe is a paradise for orks blessed by Gork and Mork

THE DAY HAS FINALY COME

@Lalle524

8 жыл бұрын

+Conan5000 Does that mean Chaos finally has a lore video?

@conan7565

8 жыл бұрын

+Jasper Daugaard No WAAAAAGHH

So "WAAAGH!!!" is to Orks what "LEEROOOOOOOYYY... JEEEEEENNNKIIIIINNNNNS!" is to gamers.

@CharlesUrban

6 жыл бұрын

"Time's up, ya gitz! Let'z do dis!"

@user-pf8hs7nv6z

6 жыл бұрын

with the exception thath waaagh actually works

@Iijjccbb

6 жыл бұрын

LeftwardGlobe16 it’s a rallying cry

@angelchronicles9848

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

4:33 Has me laughing uncontrollably every time I hear it, mainly because it's so entirely likely to ACTUALLY happen.

The ork “story” from warhammer 40k gladius has by far my favorite type of talks. Their “Physikal eksersize” is just combat.

"Surrounded and outnumbered"? By my understanding, Orks surround and outnumber everyone else. They're the most successful species in the universe. If the Ork hordes ever properly united it would be an instant game over for literally every other intelligent race.

@KingQwertzlbrmpf

2 жыл бұрын

Humans actually outnumber orks by a large margin. Mainly because the main ork pasttime is reducing the overall number of orks in their vicinity.

@PurpleH4z3

2 жыл бұрын

The most numerous race are humans, the orks are second, chaos is probably third, necrons or eldar could be 4 and 5, tyranids 6 with the numbers they currently have in the galaxy, but should keep growing as more of them arrive and they expand, tau exist and that shouldn’t be a thing

@chrisbingley

Жыл бұрын

@@PurpleH4z3 "tau exist and that shouldn’t be a thing" I wholeheartedly agree.

"orks do not panic easily" plays warhammer, ork gets shot at by an imperial guardsman once "WEEZ GONNA DIE"

If ork organs are so different from the standard definition of the word “organs”, would it be apt to call them “orkans”? =D

"Sheer bloody-minded *Determination* If Undertale's Frisk was an Ork, they'd be unstoppable.

@nukclear2741

3 жыл бұрын

Too late. They have better. Thrakka

Why rely on energy? Fungal intelligence is a real documented phenomenon.

Theory: Waluigi is a form of proto-Ork in terms of evolution. Evidence: Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Orks: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Ork lifestyle sounds like a bunch of chef's on a good day

@omegawilliam95s36

2 жыл бұрын

Why chefs specifically?

Seein' does soft humies show up wit all der big shiny machines fillz you wit orkie determination.

@StarSage66

8 жыл бұрын

+Starman Dx And if we dakka dem humies WHILE runnin' at dem we can kill dem zoggin' gitz even fasta! Dat'z right stratelogical dat iz!

@staeslait2343

3 жыл бұрын

Orkdertale be like

DIS 'UMIE KNOWS WUT 'ES TALKIN' ABOUT. WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

seems like the most enjoyable existence. I'm jelly

@CharlesUrban

6 жыл бұрын

You and Uthan the Perverse. He was an Eldar philosopher who earned his title by offering the opinion that the Ork mindset is more or less the way to go. They want only to fight, so they're always happy because they're always fighting. No internal struggle, no angst, no regrets--all Eldar staples. Of course, the downsides of the Ork way of life are obvious.

I wish 40K play made better use of Grots & Snotlings like Fantasy did.

@CrizzyEyes

7 жыл бұрын

grots do get the killa kanz

@yesmlord9483

7 жыл бұрын

good or not I always keep at least 20 grots with me in my ork army. I love um!

Time to gather daz boyz.

The fact that they use psychic powers to make machines is idle introspection from the adeptus mechanicus. Simply put, they do not understand the ork method of "invention" and "creative technology" and thus can only really liken it to random mutation expressed by demons. Rather, the fact is that orks are extremely resourceful and innovative, and are perhaps the best engineers in the 40k universe. Their objectives are what make their technology so confusing. They build war machines for the ENJOYMENT of the orks using it. They also do not build to be superior, only to put themselves on a "fair" level (or just to copy things that they think is cool that the enemy uses, more likely) take Ryza for example, the orks there find themselves using extremely advanced ork technology to match themselves with the skitarii forces there. Having said that, they do not replicate eldar or necron technology, I rather think this has to do with the orks actually liking humans & space marines quite a lot, thinking the smooth efficient weapons the other races use is boring and crap. The orks like big battles, and only the imperium is likely to oblige them. If they were truly simply using psychic technology (as the eldar do, I might add) they would use very basic looking implements. They are entirely unconcerned with the ends, and live by the means. They want their vehicles to be loud and unoiled. They want their guns to go bam the loudest, they want to miss so they can close into close combat and talk to the humans etc (they communicate in a way through violence) and like the way humans shout when they fight, and lean to speak bits of 'uman too. Essentially they think they are playing a game, and probably cant really tell the difference between humans and space marines and gretchins and orcs, other than the taste. *Apparently the orks actually DON'T psychically cause their tech to work, it was solely an assertion that they must have no machine spirit, because that serves humanity and thus must work some other way. It is true that humans struggle to get ork equipment to work, but not that it stops working any more than before when they die out.*

@x-1584

7 жыл бұрын

Carbon 12 I never thought that orcs ate humans other than those squibs, infant staged orks & also being capable of survival via osmosis in case nothings protein rich is available, however being a descendant of some not clearly known reptilian species that created them, well i kinda wouldn't doubt it when you observe there hideous long fangs & wide mouths that looks like there capable of biting off a humans face it seems, hell where's my armour piercing explosive round bolter pistol & buzz saw grip, & hell its a good thing also that the pest can be killed, tho w/ a bit more effort than normal but they do get taken out thank goodness for the universe. 👽👍

@omegawilliam95s36

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a pretty accurate description of how Orks see the Imperium, essentially a more “refined” version of themselves. They often wonder why Humanity is bothered with all their religious nonsense and not just krumping everything else.

This makes me want to get on to Shadow of War and eventually to get a Middle Earth version of a WAAAGH going. Especially with my Tower and Scottish Uruk to the forefront. I mean there are no Shootas if you don't include arrows, but plenty of Choppas and Stikks

I just LOVE your way of narration. its so entertaining and refreshing :)

ORKS WERE MADE A ROOKIN!

Look humies, stomp dem!!!!

You have made this the best Friday ever !!! Thank you so much Arch

Such excellent videos! Flawless narration, great style, totally awesome. It would be nice to see more images of the particuliar things you talk about but hey - I cannot think any other way these could be better. I'm feeding my life to them from last week.

A few squiggoths would like a word about not being included on the size chart.

@larrychilders6599

5 жыл бұрын

They are food

General Sherman would have been an amazing Warboss.

@MrAwsomenoob

7 жыл бұрын

WAAAAGH iz ell, boyz

Before arch I'd never even heard of 40k or warhammer I was watching his vid on ww2 rifles then just watched one of the 49k now I'm hooked

Thank you Arch, been waiting for this!

1. warboss/warlord. 2. Mega Nobz. 3. Nobz. 4. Ork boys. meganob is beneath a Warboss/ Warlord.

@dualityomk9854

6 жыл бұрын

cole thompson depends on which one is bigger

This has me questioning my favorite race in the entirety of fiction/non-fiction ever. These dudes are photosynthetic berserking fungi. The pinnacle of eukaryotic life.

I really enjoy these lore videos. Can't wait to see the Necron one!

Dude, you are hilarious. Keep pumping em out.

WAAAAAAAAGH! is actually just pronounced as "Whaaaa." The GH is silent.

I have been waiting for this!

You have made a slightly could be boring series very entertaining and I have and will continue to listen while laughing so very hard, keep up the good work.

I was here when it was at 40k views

The orks take the Peter Pan approach. Only instead of clapping their hands, they WAAAAAGH! XD

As always arch, very articulate and spot on. very enjoyable.

Ork magic: I reject your reality and substitute my own

Dakka dakka dakka

@mrflyingcow5423

8 жыл бұрын

yo need more

@createdtocomment6009

8 жыл бұрын

+Anthony Benda DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!!!

@mrflyingcow5423

8 жыл бұрын

+Created To Comment good man

@Dragonspirit223

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrflyingcow5423 Still not enough dakka

ere are my boyz at? it's time for fighten wez gonna krump dem good and propa i gotz mez a pointy stick for der eads WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orks are the best. One of my best times was in Eternal Crusade: Me: "How do I heal people as a Painboy?" Teammate: "HOLD F YA GIT!" Me: "YESH BOSS!" Honestly even to this day I have to stifle the laughter at how brilliant the Orks are!

Love this video Arch, please do one on the Ork Klans and "famous" encounters/battles.

20:15 dat wuz absalutly puhthetik

I remember the old idea that orks were created my intelligent snotlings but the snotlings degenerated to the current state due to mutation or illness if I remembered correctly.

Great videos! Please make more of the Lore ones.

this makes me love the orks and their stuff even more

A spiritu dominatus, Domine, libra nos, From the lighting and the tempest, Our Emperor, deliver us. From plague, temptation and war, Our Emperor, deliver us, From the scourge of the Kraken, Our Emperor, deliver us. From the blasphemy of the Fallen, Our Emperor, deliver us, From the begetting of daemons, Our Emperor, deliver us, From the curse of the mutant, Our Emperor, deliver us, A morte perpetua, Domine, libra nos. That thou wouldst bring them only death, That thou shouldst spare none, That thou shouldst pardon none We beseech thee, destroy them.

@trrebi981

8 жыл бұрын

Oy boyz, looks loike we gots owselvs a whittle talkie humie. Dont hyuz knowed dat Gork and Mork ar betta than dat dead humie youz luv soo zoggin much? Umma krump dis here eretic wit my new choppa now.

@commisarcaleb1766

8 жыл бұрын

+Tristan Bigornia i heard there was heresy and got here as fast as i could

Tell us of the prophet Arch... Show us the power of a real Warboss... Let the beast of Armageddon Roar!!!

Daemons: Yea we love when the humans come through here, it's all good fun pulling them limb from limb. But those green things, they terrify me.

I put on a lore video to listen to in the shower and found this so funny, I ran it until it went cold. Hilarious, dude. Liked and subscribed.

Good video All spot on with the exception of the Waaagh pronunciation It's basically just "waaa" Both the G and the H are silent Least in every single 40k game anyway Some game cutscenes that show how it's pronounced if you wanna looksie

No mentions of Teef at all?

@donwebber9071

4 жыл бұрын

That's the docs

Great video and great information!

Hey bud. Great job. Probably your best work yet.

The cultural appropriation bit got me :D lol

Love the Emperor for He is the salvation of mankind Obey His words for He will lead you into the light of the future Heed His wisdom for He will protect you from evil Whisper His prayers with devotion, for they will save your soul Honour His servants, for they speak in His voice Tremble before His majesty, for we all walk in His immortal shadow

@mattward4916

8 жыл бұрын

Die loyalists scum Death to the false emperor Glory to the dark gods Blood for the blood God Skulls for the skull throne Sanity is for the weak

@Lalle524

8 жыл бұрын

+Warboss Shtevee Porn for the porn god! Smut for the smut throne! RAPE FOR THE RAPE TRAIN!!!

@japeregrine1589

8 жыл бұрын

yes

@Tannershide

8 жыл бұрын

+JA Peregrine WAAAGH!!!

@codyarcher3263

8 жыл бұрын

thx for quoting battlefleet gothic

This was the first of his videos I ever watched it came up in my YT suggestions. And I had forgotten just how great it was.

I miss that old music that you used in the older stuff.

4:34 is what I come back for!

At my local gaming store, when we have a tournament the Ork players do waaagh screams, it’s pretty funny but sets a fun atmosphere when facing Orkz.