I love all of the creative ways people have come up with to deal with this sort of thing.

@JustinBishop97

10 жыл бұрын

I love your channel, bros! They're fucking hilarious!

@JustinBishop97

10 жыл бұрын

I totally meant you're!!

@TheBibleReloaded

10 жыл бұрын

Justin Bishop Thank you!

@nyanminecater1085

10 жыл бұрын

OMG I love you channel =3

@TheMikeSwitch

10 жыл бұрын

I get mormons in my area coming up to me, "we're from the church of x, we'd like to talk to you about y".... I like to reply "Oh, wow. That's unfortunate. I'm sorry to hear that." Act concerned for their well being, ask if there's any way you can help them get away from the church. I've only gotten away with this once without laughing, but man it really threw them off their game

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Kermit the Frog?

@GramsDamon

9 жыл бұрын

I'm a devout follower of the Great Gonzo.

@Juxtavarious

9 жыл бұрын

This post made more sense when my profile picture was me in my frog cloak. :/

@ulysses7157

9 жыл бұрын

No u must believe in mr.Peanut

@Mrchips469

9 жыл бұрын

No joe Pesci is our only lord and savior

@ulysses7157

9 жыл бұрын

How about the giant spaghetti monster?

Debating the religious is like arguing with a brick wall. It is a massive waste of time.

@IanHulett

9 жыл бұрын

Not to mention, they're closed off from criticism, and refuse to listen to anything.

@albernardi8

9 жыл бұрын

HEY SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE BRICK WALLS! (I have a sad existence)

@CountPenta

9 жыл бұрын

You can't convince the ones that are completely indoctrinated - that's a waste of time. The reason you debate them anyway is that those who listen in on the debate might be more on the fence. It is for their benefit that you spend time on this. Also, you could consider it a mental exercise.

@jelly.bean19

9 жыл бұрын

Here's the thing. If this is happening in front of a group of people (either as a speaker or on the street), asking questions isn't really to get them to expand their worldview. It tends to not work. But when you ask these questions, you're really just needing to work on the people listening to that idiot. A lot of the time, they're just sitting there passively listening. When you bring in some common sense, maybe irritate the speaker so that they have to change their script a bit, it restarts the other brains in the room. They start slowly chugging along again. You make them THINK. I don't mean just insulting people or throwing out some meme. Being honest about your feelings does the trick. Almost all of them will go back to their comfortable ignorance but if you can give people a shock of reality, you've done more than enough.

@lealeandre1063

9 жыл бұрын

***** Life is a gift. Many people wanted to wake up today but didn't. Waking up every day in a healthy body and with a healthy mind is something a lot of people would give anything to have. I hope you will soon meet some new friends who will love you unconditionally, and that unspeakable joy will enter into your life. Peace!

The one true God is Morgan freedmen

@justsomeguy2865

7 жыл бұрын

hallelujah

@youngguns22cal73

7 жыл бұрын

Amen

@collinarms260

7 жыл бұрын

Hallelujah. Praise the Lord. Amen

@roanoneill9136

7 жыл бұрын

David Bilia yes

@ricardomedinaacosta1243

7 жыл бұрын

hell yeah! XD

Dueling religions?! Break out the Yugioh Cards guys!

@abithefallenhuman921

5 жыл бұрын

HELL YES! ALL HAIL THE BLUE EYES!!

@watergrey4010

2 жыл бұрын

I pulled out all five pieces of exodia I have won ha ha Ha ha ha!

If you mock the boot, you will be booted to heel

@vipercrb5622

8 жыл бұрын

nice one lol

@elbestia

8 жыл бұрын

+Joe M LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! That's awesome :D

@kinglord7543

8 жыл бұрын

Unless the boot dosent exist

@elbestia

8 жыл бұрын

+King Lord of course of course :D

@jameshercals9651

8 жыл бұрын

I was aboot to say

I tell them the truth. we invented god and its an old explanation for the unexplained before science was perfected.

@ikward2217

7 жыл бұрын

+1

@editsbydaan6048

7 жыл бұрын

+2

@jamo6079

7 жыл бұрын

+5

@MIKE1236936

7 жыл бұрын

+6

@HastelloyC276

7 жыл бұрын

+7

Spaghetti! All hail the FSM, may his noodly appendage touch you. He boiled for your sins! lOL

@life.in.generalwithalissa1418

8 жыл бұрын

haha

@kaiemon2000

8 жыл бұрын

ra-men!

@elbestia

8 жыл бұрын

+Marilyn Newman RAMEN!

@jupiterskritik2323

8 жыл бұрын

+Marilyn Newman laughin my ass off-good one!!!

@hannesjakobsson765

8 жыл бұрын

RAmen

Boot? You blasphemer and heathen! You mock the WAY OF THE WATER BOTTLE! Boots can't give you life-inducing liquid after a walk. The Water Bottle can!

@davidbilia2371

8 жыл бұрын

I'm not say it's a good ider but you could fill the boot with rain water and drink it

@TheCanterlonian

8 жыл бұрын

David Bilia Ah, but boot leaks. How can I worship something that leaks?

@blue5had0w

7 жыл бұрын

Not if it has a waterproof lining.

@csrudolf27

7 жыл бұрын

im a water bottle worshiper, and i hate you, i hate the boot, and the waterproof lining :D

@TheCanterlonian

7 жыл бұрын

Sure a waterproofed boot can hold water, but it can't provide it and it certainly can't provide "life-inducing" things. Sure it can protect your feet DURING the walk, but who's going to save you when you get to the AFTERWALK?!?!

Seriously, I'm doing the bingo thing. Or heck, maybe a shot game. Every time he says "God's Wrath" everybody has to drink.

@Forgenshoot

10 жыл бұрын

You might want to draw a map back home on your hand first, you'll have to do a LOT of drinking.

@cliff0889

10 жыл бұрын

Forgenshoot Ramen to that. Lol

@larsthegunslinger

10 жыл бұрын

omg i would love to do this!

@madarthivanki

6 жыл бұрын

Imagine a bunch of stumbling drunk kids. Ha!

@duckwithachainsaw2459

5 жыл бұрын

That’s the fastest way to drop dead from alcohol poisoning ever.

That third advice reminded me of a scene from Life of Brian from Monty Python: he was running away from a mob after he disguised as a preacher to escape from roman soldiers. Then he starts to lose some objects as he rushes the fuck out from there. At first, his sandal breaks apart, so he tosses it away. Then she accidentally drops a jugg of water, etc. And some of the followers grab these objects and start to worship them, splitting into different factions already to a "startup" religion, something that didn't even exist a few minutes ago. I love that movie.

@Vardomirices

9 жыл бұрын

Well, it is a fair old movie, but then again, I'm sorry. :(

Find a Harry Potter book and praise the Lord and Saviour Dumbledore and if you dont he will send you to Voldermort.

@Mirrorgirl492

8 жыл бұрын

That was the image in my head. The Potter generation have this great book ;) Harry Potter Thumpers Hit the Campuses

@TheComicfan94

7 жыл бұрын

This made my day :D Thank you

@Phoenix-sb6hl

7 жыл бұрын

give it a hundred or so years, if we haven't driven ourselves to extinction, the Harry Potter books will be the next Bible.

@madarthivanki

6 жыл бұрын

I did this.

@Somerandomnobodyonyoutube

6 жыл бұрын

Cast away your evil wand for that is not the way....join the jedi order today

I am an Atheist and my dad is a preacher.

@MarkBH70

8 жыл бұрын

+MrRushSkies I pity you. I hate preachers, generally speaking. If that isn't something to drive you away from Christianity, I don't know what would be better. My dad is an atheist.

@MrRushSkies

8 жыл бұрын

I never told him since he's the kind of person doesn't handle open mind discussion. Although I kinda feel guilty because I'm constantly lying to him. I still even go to Church.

@kerryviolet4578

8 жыл бұрын

+MrRushSkies that sound like it sucks, alot of my family are religious while im atheist

@MrPataka100

8 жыл бұрын

+MrRushSkies Dinner must be fun.

@InformationIsTheEdge

8 жыл бұрын

+MrRushSkies That is certainly a tough spot to be in. On the one hand, make dad happy and be miserable. On the other hand, tell dad the truth and maybe fracture your relationship forever. Or, take your time and explain why you don't believe, the two of you have a good, long talk and work it out. No matter which way you go, even if you do nothing, it will be difficult. There is a lot of good information here on the internet. Good luck.

We need the same kind of suggestions for the nice folks who come banging on our front doors, or has it already been done? I know people who used to invite the door knocking Jehovah's Witnesses into their homes, close the door, and then preach to them about the Norse gods they pretended to worship. "My gods wield war hammers and swords! What is your god's favorite weapon?" "You can't enter Valhalla if you die without a sword in your hand. What are you doing to ensure you get to Valhalla?" Fun and games on a Saturday morning.

@ValerieRaya

10 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine opened the door and had his friend play the cry of a goat he had saved on his phone and yell: "If you are done there, could you come over and help me with the goat? It bleeds all over the altar!" And he just smirked creepy at the people and closed the door. They have been coming over so many times before that, but since then never again.

@ThePegasiPony

7 жыл бұрын

That sounds awesome

@allenjenkins7947

4 жыл бұрын

@@ValerieRaya Good one!

Actually, in my freshman year of college, a couple of guys used the third way you mentioned by preaching about a religion centered on Batman, with one of them holding a sign saying, "THE DARK KNIGHT IS LORD."

@kimjongun9311

5 жыл бұрын

TheAtticus Productions OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT RELIGION CALLED I WANNA JOIN XD

@Syhyronica

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard when I say This!!!!

@walterbushell7029

4 жыл бұрын

I favor Aphrodite. All men worship Aprodite even though they may not know it, besides she looks good in a see through nighty. Also the Invisible Pink Unicorn, whose color is, of course, invisible pink. No one can resist Her Almighty Horniness.

@missk1697

2 жыл бұрын

​@@walterbushell7029 I favor Lilith c;

People were actually handing out Bibles at my school today. They were right by the cafeteria so that we had to pass them to get to lunch. I wasn't very hungry so I decided to hang out by their table. I then proceeded to very loudly rant about why they should not be there.

@jeanetteyork2582

6 жыл бұрын

Travis The Red ...Please report the presence of the religious people in your school to ffrf.org.

@lukepratt94

5 жыл бұрын

That’s just rude

@allenjenkins7947

4 жыл бұрын

Well done, sir.

@p.bamygdala2139

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeanetteyork2582 thanks for sharing that link!

@monmonthecat1652

Жыл бұрын

you evil

"If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people" - Gregory House

@mysticwine

Жыл бұрын

Who?

This man is a great inspiration to the billions of people in the world and he challenges people to think in different and unique ways. He restored a vast majority of my hope for humanity. :)

@lealeandre1063

9 жыл бұрын

Billions of people? Are you sure about this?

@phillytvdirector

9 жыл бұрын

Ojai.

@phillytvdirector

9 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@samsquantchinc.601

9 жыл бұрын

Philip J. Fry That's great because hope a'new is fucking awesome. The trillions who hear this are now better off. I'd say 4,5,maybe 10 solar systems are benefitting from these vid's..

@phillytvdirector

9 жыл бұрын

This guy has definitely some past problems that make him want to make these disrespectful videos.

Preachers on campus and things like that is so foreign to me since I am from Sweden. Hearing this almost makes me wish I lived in the US just so I could try this methods out, among others. Great tips, stay strong all you US atheists out there!!

@Smile-og7ic

6 жыл бұрын

God bless you always beloved:)

@flyingspaghettimonsterourl6247

6 жыл бұрын

James Sarvan :)

@quinnisaacs4648

6 жыл бұрын

Smile I hope that was a joke no I really don't care

@nightfall2847

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks dude!

@luketechguy9919

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the encouragement dude

I think I'll create a religion based around Lt. Ellen Ripley... think about it, she's very messiah-y. She fights the dark, evil of the universe (the Xenomorphs), puts the needs of the masses ahead of her own needs, sacrificed herself to save us all, and we eventually resurrected... Heck, I could even create an eastern-style "zen"-ish religion from the Xenos themselves... a collective hive mind working only for the greater good and propagation of the species... This shit it just too damned easy...

@TheZooCrew

10 жыл бұрын

I like Spartacus, too. Because Spartacus also died on the cross for the "sins" of others. Plus, he actually opposed slavery.

@RantingRamsay

10 жыл бұрын

TheZooCrew ....*I'M SPARTACUS!*

@RantingRamsay

10 жыл бұрын

Josh Goldberg Yes, that was supposed to be part of the initial comment. I only noticed after I could no longer edit the post that the part that said "and we eventually resurrected..." was supposed to read as "and was eventually resurrected". My bad for the typo, but kudos to you on knowing your Alien/Xenomorph lore!

@desertratz307

10 жыл бұрын

Cmon man? Really? Why are you ranking on us? She is a symbol, her death is like jesus' because she saved others. But Jesus died to show the love of God and evil of Lucifer. She died to show the good of man. Still, ripley played a good part. And you have a point. But a blasphemous one.

@RantingRamsay

10 жыл бұрын

Epic Roman 88 *facepalm*

Could you spare a moment to talk about The Boy Who Lived?

@h6man434

3 жыл бұрын

no

Liked the "evangelism bingo" idea.

There was a street preacher that decided to take over a corner near where I live for about a month, every day he'd be out there yelling. So, I noticed the car parked nearby when he was standing around had a bunch of the typical republican propaganda stickers about takers vs makers and all that crap, so I started rolling down my window and yelling "Get a job!" at him as I'd pass by. Others took up the practice, and he stopped standing on the corner.

@PcLvUntyRspct

10 жыл бұрын

Sameish thing on the UVM campus. We have a HUGE lgbtg community, and the rest of the heterosexual population on campus supports them. We make a sport of heckling the jesus crazies, which inevitably congregate, on sunny fall days.

@monmonthecat1652

Жыл бұрын

preachers should be got beat by you preacher know how to keep fighting.....they will help you instead

The bingo idea was awesome. :D

@atheistman279

5 жыл бұрын

Savage, it was. Awesome too.

Everybody! You are all going to pen-hell, pen-lovers are siners! The only way you can escape this is to worship the pencil! Buy my book about pencils today, and get rewarded with unlimited pencils in pencil-heaven!

@LinucNerd

10 жыл бұрын

The pencil heaven is called "pencilvania", forgot to mention it ;)

@lolerpnv

10 жыл бұрын

What about virgin pencils? lol

@MilkandDyskit

10 жыл бұрын

Loler lolić fully sharpened.

@LinucNerd

10 жыл бұрын

Loler lolić Virgin pencils are just pencils that haven't been used yet. What a shame, but it more shamefull when they are used by a pen lover. >:(

@douglasalderman2647

10 жыл бұрын

Sorry my religion says I can't write with anything but quills.

I think my favorite is Damnation Bingo, lol! And you're absolutely right, hell should be the free one in the middle. It seems to be the trump card that everyone wants to play.(As if hell were an argument for anything.)

@CaudilloSilovik

10 жыл бұрын

Yes! The Bingo card is great. I also like the counter-fundraiser idea.

@lilkitten4839

10 жыл бұрын

***** Yes, I like the counter-fundraiser too. It seems a great way to leverage their own efforts against them. Very "Art of War".

@CaudilloSilovik

10 жыл бұрын

Noah Nayme I like the idea, but for now I think that fight needs to be concentrated on just keeping religion out of those schools, and the best way to do that would be to "keep atheism away" too. I sincerely believe it is a subject for adults, and the encouraging news is that 80% of the "indoctrinated" become unindoctrinated very quickly after becoming adults. "Attacking" at the grade school level would brig on the wrath of the parents and could even lead to violence.

@LabGecko

10 жыл бұрын

*****, keeping atheists quiet is how we ended up at this place where America is one of the most religious countries around. We kept quiet because it was impolite, rude even, to do otherwise. Theists took advantage of that. It's time to speak out, everywhere. Edit: But let's not be the jerks these street preachers are. Don't shove it in people's faces. Just be prepared to debate it - calmly, politely - but debate it whenever you are confronted with theism.

@allenjenkins7947

3 жыл бұрын

@@LabGecko While I agree wholeheartedly with your your sentiments, I don't think that you will find it easy, if even possible, to have a calm and reasoned discussion with a religious zealot. You're going to need a lot of patience (The patience of a saint perhaps?).

ill say "ill evolve for you" ha get it, no ok :/

@pikyso8616

8 жыл бұрын

I get it LOL

@tyrannosam3497

8 жыл бұрын

l

@solomonthekaijudemon344

8 жыл бұрын

+Tyranosam The Turtle Me: I'll make sure that after we evolve that the next generation won't end up like you

@savagebeast5483

8 жыл бұрын

what i don't get it

@xaenon

7 жыл бұрын

+Savage Beast The Christians like to say "I'll pray for you" as a sort of last resort when they have failed, YET AGAIN, to convince an atheist. "I'll evolve for you." is presented as a possible response. I prefer, "I'll think for you," personally.

Sometimes I really wish I could go back to high school, just so that I can protest all the religious crap they did in that school. At that time, I was just kinda indifferent to religion, mostly because I was still kinda bound by it. I wasn't a strong believer, but I also didn't care if there was prayer or anything like that going on. I would bow my head along with it. Now that my eyes have been opened, I really wish I could go back in time and protest the shit out of it.

@jeanetteyork2582

6 жыл бұрын

BiscuitBlade ...my school memories are similar. For some constructive activity today, check out FFRF.org.

Damn, that bingo-card idea is brilliant! :D

All hail the Magic Conch! ULULULULULULUULUUL!!!!

@christianaussieguy

10 жыл бұрын

mikkel larsen Damnation to you all! All hail the Almighty Fork of Truth!

I always troll preachers about the fake religion of skyrim. >:3

@dogdemon1522

10 жыл бұрын

*bows*

@MrPhilsterable

10 жыл бұрын

Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Christian overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the Christians take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the government do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The bureaucratic machine enforces the will of the Christians! Against its own people!

@comradethegreat3599

3 жыл бұрын

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Christians or their toadies, will rule Earth! Forever!

I don't know if it's good or bad that I've never seen preachers like that in my country (Belgium), because it would be fun to deal with them. But on the other hand, it's good if they're not there.

@Steam1901

10 жыл бұрын

same here in Canada, and it applies to a lot of topics discussed on his channel. Goes to show that the US are much more religious than most developed countries in the world

@NYCAustinNYC

10 жыл бұрын

Once I saw an American preacher doing this in Thailand... screaming at a red light district.

@podoau

10 жыл бұрын

We don't really have those clowns in Australia either

@NYCAustinNYC

10 жыл бұрын

podoau Yet Australia did produce Ken Ham. ;)

@podoau

10 жыл бұрын

NYCAustinNYC That's not something we like to talk about. He did leave the country so that's a step in the right direction Mind you, Ray (joke name ) Comfort is from New Zealand, but he left there as well And where did they both move to ?? Case closed

Re: Number Two - Some years ago an eastern college were facing a visit from the Westboro Baptist Church. Some group at that college started a crowd-sourced fund whose goal was to raise at least $100 for every hour that WBC was on campus, I believe to benefit an LGBT charity. The truly great thing is that they WAY exceeded their goal, to the tune of something over $70,000!!! I think there's a second stage to such a fundraiser, though: *Making The Offending Group KNOW About The Fundraiser!!!* Nothing like rubbing salt in an open wound, is there?

A friend and I did the boot thing, but with a rock. ALL HAIL THE ROCK!

@MrBlitz2000

8 жыл бұрын

***** We do the rock thing whenever we see an annoying preacher.

@Catholic-Redpilled-Spaniard

8 жыл бұрын

+Bob John good for u

@BobKermanPlaysGames

8 жыл бұрын

#praisetherock

@MrBlitz2000

8 жыл бұрын

DerpGamerProductions D e R p Now we changed it to Beam Cannon because of the game Dead Star.

@BobKermanPlaysGames

8 жыл бұрын

+Bob John good idea! i 100 % support you and your religion=)

The Bingo idea is genius. I'm wary of the "worship x" gag, because there are certain objects that might start an actual religion. You know, things like money, coffee, snuggies....

@JustinBishop97

10 жыл бұрын

Porn

@Forgenshoot

10 жыл бұрын

Justin Bishop I hear that religion is growing very rapidly in teenage boy demographic.

@maki3898

6 жыл бұрын

It happened. If i recall correctly that was the whole idea of Pastafarianism.

To be fair, I think there already is a special level of hell reserved for people who wear crocs.

@SpyTurtle

8 жыл бұрын

Well, I'm going to hell then.

@SpyTurtle

8 жыл бұрын

Giannhs Polygamatos NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

@GeometryDashJake

8 жыл бұрын

And an even lower level for those who take mirror selfies...

@derekpoosbug

8 жыл бұрын

There is a special level in hell for people who fail to put their face in a selfie correct. #FailSelfie #GoOutWithMe?

@Constellia

6 жыл бұрын

cya guys there

lol im all for rain boot faith XD

@timbarton4038

10 жыл бұрын

nick escobar For the wages of sneakers is death! If you aren't for the boot, you are against him. Behold I saw the boot high and lofty, lifted up! Rain pored from on high but the boot did dampen not!

Praise The KZread Video for its gift of knowledge, those who do not use its wonderful gifts are damned! Seek out the HD slider for it shall bring clarity to your vision. Use the like button to spread your approval of the message of the mighty KZread Video... Sorry I had to have a go after the whole boot thing.

Spike the audience with people asking totally irrelevant questions: Should I dye my hair? What is the best pizza topping? What's your favourite colour? Can you show us how to rumba?

That bingo one is the first one and it's already amazing.

Church of the Holy Boot? Might have to work a bit on the name...

I preach the gospel of the Pencil! We should praise the pencil for writing stuff! Worship the pencil! If you don't, you will be erased in Eraserealm for eternity!

@p.bamygdala2139

3 жыл бұрын

I remember a kid in school yelling "I worship pencils!" back in the 80s. Good times!

Um, did you mean to type "3 Creative Ways" in your title and make a typo? I only saw you list three, not four.

@Daealis

10 жыл бұрын

The 4th way was the first example, the story before the list of examples.

@iXizXmoen

10 жыл бұрын

***** their*

@TheDragon9157

10 жыл бұрын

is it bad that i already worshipped shrek?

@HomogenousKablewie

10 жыл бұрын

gobind singh Shrek is love, shrek is life.

@ThePearceGames

10 жыл бұрын

I think the 4th thing was the 3rd thing lol the very topic (walkouts) was the 1st

As a Pastor , all i do when i go door to door on Saturday morning is invite people to my church . They have the choice to attend our church , a different church or stay home on Sunday and watch football .

Its not cool to tell someone they are going to hell. Blessed be 🌛🌕🌜

BINGO......GENIUS!

I really enjoyed hearing different but effective ways of challenging people. I really liked that these were harmless ways that don't involve anger or hate. This video really made me smile. I needed this more than I knew. Thank you. :-D

Geniuses! Especially I liked the boot idea. Humor is the best weapon.

Inanimate object to be preached about? Why not the helix fossil.

@Teajam

10 жыл бұрын

Why not Zoidberg?

@Hydraclone

10 жыл бұрын

Not the helix fossil! Bad! Do not preach the helix fossil!

@aklimaron7398

10 жыл бұрын

helix fossil? you sinful infidel, what are you going to say to the almighty Dome Fossil when you die? this calls for a holy pokebattle

the boot is not a religion of PEACE. the boot may have been made for walking, but one of this day the boot is gonna walk all over you

@comradethegreat3599

3 жыл бұрын

Aye, my brother! The boot is nothing but evil, rooted from the perverted teachings of the rebellious men that denied the worfd of the Crocs! They have tried to control us with their words of evil, but we are protected by our lord, our savior, Crocs! Crocs shall give us salvation, and spare us from the end of the world! The unbelievers say that the word of the Crocs is false, but they, are the false ones! They'll be praying to the Crocs' feet when armaggedon comes, when Crocs unleashes his wrath upon the nonbelievers and infidels! The boot says Crocs is the one who is evil, and perverted, but this is far from the truth! Don't you all see? He is trying to fool you! To stray you from the right path! But do not worry! There's still time! Submit yourself to the Crocs, and you'll be spared! You'll get to live in eternal life with Crocs, and experience true happiness!

This is IMO the best video you've uploaded. Highly innovative. Thank you.

Here's fire for you. Let's assume that the Bible is 100% accurate. How many times does it talk about homosexuality? I think it's something like 7. And it refers to it as an abomination. Ok, that sounds pretty bad, right? How many times does the Bible condemn greed, and in particular the wealthy? Dozens. How many times did Christ himself talk condemn the wealthy? "It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven." Sound familiar? He talks about it several times. Not once does he mention homosexuality. And while homosexuality might be called an abomination, it flat out says that "the love of money is the root of all evil." So which is worse, an abomination, or THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL?! Why are they spending so much time talking about gays, who even if they are right, are only effecting themselves, and not once are they decrying the ROOT OF ALL EVIL, the wealthy who are destroying lives, destroying the country, destroying our economy, and even indirectly killing people who can't provide for themselves because these people are hoarding all the money for themselves? Just once, I would like to hear one of these Bible-thumping pastors call out the wealthy with the same vehemence that they call out homosexuals. I'd like to see Westboro picket Donald Trump's house, with signs saying "GOD HATES RICH PEOPLE".

@allenjenkins7947

4 жыл бұрын

And remember, it was not the homosexuals whom Jesus scourged from the Temple, but the money-lenders.

@p.bamygdala2139

3 жыл бұрын

I suspect that, other than the obvious love of money, there's probably some unexplored latent issues and corresponding self-hatred...

@jitendraisaacs3019

3 жыл бұрын

You nailed it dude... good observations

I am an ex Jehovahs Witness activist. I LOVE these videos. They are intelligently done without harsh words or cruel jibes. I have JWs commenting on my videos and they are without fail full of hate rhetoric, I am going to be killed by god and damned, I am going to be crying soon etc. Oh and terrible spelling. I LOVE the bingo card idea. I see some Christian commenters on here have already ticked off some items - "god is not dead" (assertions of fact with no proof, reference or source) "smug and sarcastic" (attack the man instead of the argument) Anyone want to go for a "you're all going to hell"?

@phillytvdirector

9 жыл бұрын

Katie Kitten whaa? "They are intelligently done without harsh words or cruel jibes." Haven't seen them all huh?

@themasterpotatoe1670

8 жыл бұрын

Why must you be an atheist? :(

@alovelycockatiel

8 жыл бұрын

+The Master Potatoe why must you not worship the spaghetti monster??

@phillytvdirector

8 жыл бұрын

Alexandra Read​ because its just as dumb as your are....smh, dumbass.

@calliehinson7873

8 жыл бұрын

+Tony Lankford The spaggheti monster being real is just as logical as God being real...smh, dumbass.

Holy shit, Bingo card is freaking awesome :')

Some of these creative ways sound pretty fun and funny, especially the 1st and 3rd ones. Subbed.

This was my favorite video I've seen from you so far.

I saw this on reddit, story at the beginning. There were comments a plenty in the thread saying things like "liberals are ruining this society," etc, etc. It was quite terrifying...

the first one is just hilarious :D

At the university of Washington I spreached towards Spaghetti while holding up a cookbook and yelling, "IF YOU DO NOT BOIL YOUR SPAGHETTI PROPERLY, YOUR DAY AND LIFE WILL BE RUINED. YOUR NOODLE WILL BE TOO FIRM TO EAT. DO NOT BETRAY OUR SPAGHEDDI FOR THE EVIL TEACHIJGS OF THE SLICK BOWTIE PASTA, FOR HE WILL BETRAY YOU AND FALL OFF YOUR FORK."

@justsomeguy2865

7 жыл бұрын

+Nathan Staats I've been laughing for 3 straight minutes

@amvCBG

7 жыл бұрын

all hail FSM

Love your video's man. Keep up the good work!

All hail apple inc.

@Neion8

10 жыл бұрын

Have you filed out all the appropriate legislation in order to mention Apple inc. as a reference source for your comment. If not, we'll see you in court. ;P

@TheWeirdlyenough

10 жыл бұрын

Neion8 don't worry, I had spoken to steve jobs while everyone wasn't looking. all the information on that is said clearly in the description for the iPad I own, which was how he chose to speak to me.

@Thunderlight-rj1zj

9 жыл бұрын

no

Im wondering at what point we no longer even get drawn into engage the preacher on the sidewalk. I mean it is fun to publicly embarrass them but it is about time we do something to help them. They clearly have mental issues and most of the time it is hard to watch their insanity unfold...

@phillytvdirector

9 жыл бұрын

***** sounds like hate crime to me...hmmm.

@TheSoloAsylum

9 жыл бұрын

Tony Lankford What does?

@phillytvdirector

9 жыл бұрын

***** "I mean it is fun to publicly embarrass them but it is about time we do something to help them. They clearly have mental issues and most of the time it is hard to watch their insanity unfold..." Really bro? "Fun to embarrass them?" Whats wrong with you??? Why is that fun and why would you want to do that in the first place? Your 'help' to them is what?...I'm just curious...

@bittersweetrage6541

9 жыл бұрын

Dude no

@phillytvdirector

9 жыл бұрын

Hate all over it. Smells.like hate.

Love your videos Hemant look forward to them every week. :)

@HemantMehta

10 жыл бұрын

Thanks, BrookeSouthPaw!

The boot thing is inane, but the bingo card is hilarious.

Hi! Would you mind letting me tell you about our one true savior, Pepe the frog?

@gottacatchmall

8 жыл бұрын

***** :( but mooooom

@Walker-ow7vj

8 жыл бұрын

No dumbasses it's the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

@NickTheSickDick

8 жыл бұрын

+Walker1444 NEVER DISRESPECT THE MIGHTY PEPE!

All hail hypno toad.

When you look at the beginnings of Scientology and Mormonism, you soon realize we humans have the unfortunate ability to believe anything. Just because a 'faith' is centuries older doesn't make it any more authentic. In each case someone came up with an idea and 'sold' it to others. Some ideas stuck better than others, and now we take them as the 'gospel' truth. Thanks Hemant for helping to let the light in.

Being from Dayton, Ohio I am so glad to hear that most people walked out.

Reply for pro life. Like for pro choice.

@p.bamygdala2139

3 жыл бұрын

Why isn't anyone discussing a third option? Ex: we can transplant organs between people nowadays. Why not fetal / embryo transplants? Move the unborn baby from the pregnant woman to a woman who is struggling to get pregnant? No one dies, no one is forced to bring a child to term. Everybody wins! Structure it so that a pregnant woman is incentivized to undergo the procedure, but not so incentivized that she gets pregnant on purpose in future just to go through the transplant procedure. The world needs more problem-solving and less posturing.

What a friend we have in Cheez-its, our holy snackrament.

Good commentary. Subbed.

Dude you're awesome. I like the way you think. Keep up the good work.

Whoa, the world could use this.

I really like these videos, full of logic.

i am an agnostic but if i ever told my family about it they would probably treat me like i was not apart of their family and i have to hide this fact cause i am genuinely scared as to what their reaction would be any words of comfort

Oh my gosh! Yes! This is amazing! :3 thanks for the ideas!

I want to try the bingo thing

he deserves so many more subscribers

Thanks for posting your videos. Good stuff.

The bingo idea is brilliant haha. How funny would that be

Very great practical tips!

Based in the video thumbnail: 1) Fist to the nose. 2) Fist to the jaw. 3) Fist to the throat. 4) Fist to the crotch.

There is a preacher that goes to the college I went to and would say horrible things to the students. I was a Christian back then, and I stood next to the atheist and un-preached the preacher. I gave the students a lovely message too. The preacher put me down and called me a sinner. Lol. I love college, it was an eye opener for me, it made me really learn to think independently.

See Lisa Lampanelli response to Westborrow baptiste church (easy to find on youtube). When the Westboro Baptist Church boasted that they would picket comedian Lisa Lampanelli's show in Topeka, Kansas, on May 20, 2011, she decided to donate $1,000 to the Gay Men's Health Crisis for every protester who showed up.

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Guys, Guys, We all know that Talos is the one true god, All hail Talos! *joking*

@haydencrawford8552

9 жыл бұрын

TALOS IS THE TRUE GOD OF MAN

@AmberBocks3000

9 жыл бұрын

Lucas Holder I'm not familiar with Talos. Is it anything like Manos, (of the infamous Hands of Fate)?

@johnsanchez209

9 жыл бұрын

SophomoricOne he's from the elder scrolls video game

@comradethegreat3599

3 жыл бұрын

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

I love the Bingo idea!! 😂😂 And then when you said that “Hell” should be the free space in the middle everyone gets. Haha!

I like you, Hemant Metah, you're a nice guy. I hope people like you will help fight negative stereotypes about atheists and show the world that we're nice people

ive come here to spread the good word of a new religion called the cabinet!! where we worship our daily snack foods! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY OREO!

Can't people just...stop asking their imaginary friend for help???

@whateverbro3848

8 жыл бұрын

Well yes because I dont have a imaginary friend. His actually real deal with it.

@life.in.generalwithalissa1418

8 жыл бұрын

my imaginary friend left me to go play bingo...

@calliehinson7873

8 жыл бұрын

+Bradley Cairns I can tell how passionate you are on the subject by the abundant use of correct grammar.

@whateverbro3848

8 жыл бұрын

Usami Akihiko Yes, because people give a damn about grammar on the internet.

@whateverbro3848

8 жыл бұрын

+Eduardo Chavez I'm sorry, but do you know what a God is? Because I'm pretty sure his genderless

One time I was at my cousins house, and he was having an issue with these door to door preachers trying to sell people calendars. Well, his wife's sister had posed in a swimsuit calendar for breast cancer awareness just recently, and they had a copy handy, so I ran out to meet these guys and with the straightest face I could muster (hardly) told them I was also selling calendars for a good cause. One of them was quite bashful but I did get a laugh out of the other. They never came by again.

The bigno card example is cool. I'm part of a facebook group for people who have pet rats, and "backyard-breeders" are a big problem in this area. They often come on the forums or the FB group to advertise their unethical breeding operations, and you can always tell a backyard breeder from a decent, ethical, legitimate breeder by a bunch of different things they say. So we created "backyard breeder bingo" and everyone who we all know well got copies of the a randomly arranged card, some of the spaces included "I don't need to get them vet care, my rats are healthy" or "there is nothing suspect about charging an extra fee for exotic markings," and whenever someone gets a bingo, they just type "BINGO" in the comments and the breeder has no clue what they are talking about. Backyard Breeder Bingo is awesome.

ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

Great video. I think you need to change the title to '3 Creative ways...' instead of '4 creative ways...' (feel free to remove this comment once the fix is made. Keep up the good work.

I remember my midschool having a church built on campus. Course, it was always empty and the local taggers had some fun on its siding. Apparently the church bought a chunk of the land part of the campus. I wonder if its still standing?

So a interesting idea that I have seen done by Atheists is they create a pamphlet much like you could get from people preaching. You then just trade pamphlets and go about your way. Great for people who go door to door. When you answer and they hand you a pamphlet, say you have something for them and hand them one in return. Saves you time and if they want to argue whats in the pamphlet then that would be a more engaging discussion.

Great ideas religion is a poison to society

Pastafarianism FTW :D

Tell them about the part of the Bible where all the Penguins waddled through the Sahara Desert after they got off of Noah's Ark.

I rem a street preacher came to my college back in 99 named Brother Jim and he was extra crazy. Well there were some black students around him listening and arguing and he started talking about 2Pac burning in hell. They weren't having any of it and It was amazing to watch. Then he said to the girls they are going to hell for wearing jeans. Im amazed he made it out alive. I don't think he ever came back after that.