Fishing net, wok, chef's knife, Chilies and limes, ear of corn, grapes, a litre of cooking oil, new potatoes and 5lbs of salt... How could anyone survive in such conditions?

Thank you for the very practical survival hacks for when I am out camping next to a hardware store for all the necessary items I will need.

Сразу видно, что эти "выживальщики" путешествовали лишь во снах!

Never laught so much for a long time 😂thx

Skills and ideas from videos are a valuable resource. Sure some reason, quite implements but you may he able to improvise.

Note to self: Must pack a therapy band in the unlikely event i need to launch my shoe at an aubergine. Thankyou for the advice

Thank you ,you make big difference to campers in this world today. 🌎

0:49 "пойманная" мертвая рыбка смотрится очень эффективно.

Кто же на камне режет ножом?! Ножу сразу придёт конец! Двоечники.

I won't remember any of these in real times of need😂😂😂

Yeah, because everyone carries a truck load of stuff with them when they have to survive in the woods without any notice. Where the hell is this?? Right behind some hardware store?? 😂

The best survival skills you can find! I think especially valuable is catching sweet peeper on tomato bait! Waiting for fish in the water with black face could be racist. Fish might get offended.

Я бы не стал спать на горящих углях. Можно надышаться угарным газом и не проснуться

I feel like some of these are serious fire hazards.. but idk 😅

Non of these would really work. Especially the one where you put charcoal and burry it wth dirt and sleep over it. The others are just stupid.

@Conz-sc2vq

5 ай бұрын

And sometimes buried charcoal can ignite tree roots and the tree roots will smoulder underground , this is called an underground forest fire. Occasionally they may also spread to the tree and cause a normal forest fire

@MrInfamousNevermind

3 ай бұрын

Covering the fire actually works. All the rest are stupid. My little brother and I and our friend got lost in the mountains in New Mexico about 15 years ago without any blankets or camping gear and it got extremely cold. We buried our fire and slept on it. We had to flip over every few minutes because the ground was too hot and the air was too cold so didn't sleep at all but it kept us from getting hypothermia. There were no roots as it is a desert

@temparalflux914

Ай бұрын

Wouldnt it just be more practical to sleep next to the fire you made to heat the charcoal.

@Soberfuzz

13 күн бұрын

​@@temparalflux914when you got charcoal, you're not technically "surviving" 😂

All of these work. Not all of them are very efficient, but they all work. The burying smoldering coals under rocks and dirt one is extremely inefficient. Collecting water in a bag works pretty damn well. The fish trap works if you have the materials and means to make it, but you're better off making a fish trap with sticks angled to allow fish into a widened depression but not out. The rubber band thing...yeah that was pretty dumb. The fishing rod one was basically a fishing yo yo and works pretty well, but you gotta have your tree limb planted about 2 ft deep to guarantee that to work. I've found its easier and more effective to use an overhanging branch. I've used the vibrations to collect worms several times. I'm actually impressed with the knife skills for that fish stew. The deadfall traps are pretty effective. Just a lot of these are so impractical for any kind of survival situation. As a chef and a survival instructor, im really impressed by these camp cooking techniques though.

20 - 30 секунда ролика, вопрос,как такой карасик пролез в горлышко 5 литровой бутылки????😂

Not really survival hacks. I mean, you've got to have a hammer, an axe, a blow torch a screw, plastic bottles and a plastic bag.

@yourgodsisspeakingtoyouher4284

3 ай бұрын

If you wash ashore on a deserted island, flotsam, or trash, always washes up on shore. There a your plastic bags, plastic bottles and fishing nets.

@tjbaileymusic

3 ай бұрын

And 5 pounds of salt, a half gallon of oil. Wok

Не дай бог так голодать, чтобы есть это!!!

Als ob jemand 10kg Salz, Limetten und Chilischoten beim Survival dabeihat. Geschweige denn eine riesige Pfanne, die man auchbei Wok-WM nutzen könnte...

Первый раз вижу что бы на баклажан охотились, да ещё и кросовками😂😂😂

Sounds like you have had bad luck. A plastic bag can collect few. Sodium works if you have at least 6 hours of direct sunlight. In fact I've not seen anything here that I haven't used successfully in the past. I wouldn't cut my plastic bags though.

How much salt do you need for your potatoes ? Op : yes.

This was very funny !

Мне интересно как большая рыба пролезла в такое мелкое отверстие🤣🤣🤣🤣

Доморощенные выживальщики. Реально в лесу никто не будет копать яму, расходуя свои силы чтобы засунуть туда угли от костра, просто чтобы согреть свою тушку...

@dmitriyboset

3 ай бұрын

Вы не правы. Мы на Севере часто так делали, когда ходили в поход.

Super idea 👍

Отличный юмор😂

Very funny!😂😂😂😂

What was launching the shoes about?

I laughed so hard at the dude with the foliage hat. Looks like a bunch of asparagus

Good hacks idea :D

Vibrations attact CGI worms, fixed it for you.

En medio de una crisis no puedo pensar en otra cosa más que hacerme una hamaca

Great hacks if you carry a ton of stuff with you. Need to carry a hardware store and garbage.

Better take a tool box with you to do these hacks. Not surviving hacks when you have to use everyday tools

why do you need sawdust if you already have a lighter 😂😂

So where do I get the shit? Do I buy from Forrest Faries and Gnomes? 😒

@MonsterHandsArt

10 ай бұрын

😂

С баклажаном особенно поможет 😅😅😅

Se 5% disso funcionar sem nenhum instrumento além de faca... tá bom. 😅😅😅😅

🎉

So easy, everybody just have to move in da forest, ...😮

Oh brother 😂

i got as far as the tip knot.

Al menos el concepto aplicado para las trampas está vacilon

Wicked tiger

Sal con papas! Y comer la sal sola mejor?

Only practical if you live in those countries, plus who going to have all those utensils with them. Looks like a wknd at Bernies then servival 😂

Eat and survive

Enfin des gens qui ont réfléchis un peu plus...

Рогатка из двух берёз, мне точно пригодится, 😁, заряжу в ленту ботинки, сверну в комок штаны, трусы, и начну отстрел,от диких ёжиков,потом возьму нож пластиковую бутылку и начну охоту на рыбу, от таких выживших в лесу все звери в ахуе,вся рыба легла на дно🤭. Только один вопрос то-ли лыжи не едут то-ли🤔🤔.

Hahahahah, you hacks make lol

Killed a grizzly for all that wok fat...

These are not hacks

bro that worms are fake

Половина из показанного бред!

What's this? Survival. You won't survive 5 days with that. Thx God that you have never been in a real survival situation. But nevertheless....it made me laughing. 😂.

😂

vauv

Really😂?😂

Mucho es mentira no vale la pena😒

Lmfao

About the most lame collection of garbage I've seen.

😂