31 Times Dr. Bob Kelso From "Scrubs" Had No Chill At All
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What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 31 Times Dr. Bob Kelso From "Scrubs" Had No Chill At All. Dr. Bob Kelso is rude, shrill, sarcastic, but most of all, he's absolutely hysterical. In fact, his own sarcasm and cynicism may rival that of Dr. Cox's. However, despite his nonchalant and devil-may-care attitude, there's secretly a wonderful person inside of Kelso. It's just buried inside a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling.
What was your favorite Dr. Kelso quote or moment? Let us know in the comments below!
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@debaterofeverythingpresent2775
5 жыл бұрын
Next of Ken But dont you just post content that's not yours?
@dandy3082
5 жыл бұрын
Probably because you just compile clips from other people's work without adding anything to it.
@ahogg5960
5 жыл бұрын
You run ads against a video of spliced together clips from a show you didn't make, don't own the copyright to and you're surprised it was demonitized? Frankly, I'm surprised it lasted this long without getting pulled down
@flashcat6665
5 жыл бұрын
@@ahogg5960 Most network don'T care if the videos are there, it just gives publicity to shows and stuff. Instead of taking the videos down, they'll demonetize them from the uploader (if they were monetized), and monetize them for their own gain, which is perfectly legitimate.
@DaveDexterMusic
5 жыл бұрын
Is it because you compile stuff other, better people have made to try and get money? I'm fucking _glad_ you got demonetised.
Scrubs had everything, comedy, drama, sadness and moments that really made you think about yourself. It really was lightning in a bottle.
@vantagev8331
5 жыл бұрын
Beautifully put Tilen.
@keithrobin6566
4 жыл бұрын
Made me wanna do medicine
@yarpyarp5647
4 жыл бұрын
But it became annoying that every episode had the exact same template with the end being something deep and sad, I wish they did that from time to time but not in every single episode... edit, ugh even this video has the end
@shanecoyle3676
4 жыл бұрын
@@yarpyarp5647 I dont know man I liked that I learned a lot from that show. Re-watched it probably 5-6 times. Each time since ive developed as a person and my opinions change my leaning from the show too changes. Im actually due a re-watch sometime haven't re-watched in 1-2 years.
@brewcityboatclub8299
4 жыл бұрын
Same thing with M.A.S.H, it has a bit of everything and they were never afraid to try something new
Kelso: "40 million, son. Do you have any idea how many patients I had to ignore to get that high score? People died!"
@kutlwanomere2138
4 жыл бұрын
Totally forgot about that one.. Deserved to be on the list
@Hbtl_markie
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo 😹😹😹😹
@Storytime4now6767
2 жыл бұрын
What episode is that
@sleeplessknight00
Жыл бұрын
I love that one!!!! That should have definitely been on the list!
@dinnerboi25
Жыл бұрын
I completely forgot about that one :D Genius!
Bob Kelso is honestly one of the few characters that you initally don't like but the more seasons you watch the more you start to like him and by the end he became one of my favorite characters. He had really amazing character progression.
@Marz997
5 жыл бұрын
EVeErSs Agreed. He’s my 2nd favorite behind Cox. I think Cox summed it up in S8, when he said “I always sensed you were burdened by the job and that wasn’t necessarily who you were as a person.” He was the C.O.M, he had to be the bad guy, but he always had a heart. After he retired, he took on more of a mentor role. Cox was right about him.
@p.herrmann4538
4 жыл бұрын
Nah he was cool but get too soft in the late seasons
@dlxmarks
4 жыл бұрын
Props to the show runners for not making Kelso a standard issue one note sitcom heel. Also I was always happy for Ken Jenkins who after a career of getting typecast as mean authority types finally got a role that he could develop into a character with some depth over the seasons.
@Yoseqlo1
4 жыл бұрын
The prime example of a glorious bastard.
@MarvinStroud3
4 жыл бұрын
And a helluva guitar player.
"Life is scary, get used to it" This is a lesson that more people should learn.
"people are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling" is one of my favorite quotes ever.
@librasRgreat
7 ай бұрын
Came here hoping that line was included 😄
*Kelso staring at the muffin display* "One blueberry, please" *immediately chucks it in the trash* "Because i can"
“Sweet dancing Jehovah, I’ve punctured my brain!”. Literally couldn’t stop laughing 😂
@keithrobin6566
4 жыл бұрын
Me too...am rolling
@mayweaver4273
4 жыл бұрын
Wow the name of god :)
@seppyq3672
3 жыл бұрын
I say that whenever I put my earbuds in and don't know the sound is super loud.
@oldnite3414
2 жыл бұрын
Just the image of a jehovas witness dancing 🤣🤣
“Bob Kelso... 10 inches” Shit had me rolling
@russgrunert3955
5 жыл бұрын
The baguette line dropped me
“Then out of fairness to the others you will be Slagathor. Daves, Debbies, Slagathor I will be in my office. If you need anything feel free to bother Dorian.”
@scramayer
4 күн бұрын
fun fact: at the end of the episode the actress was actually credited as "slagathor"
I like to imagine that Bob Kelso and his wife are actually great together, and they just like to mess with people.
@dumac6557
5 жыл бұрын
They were most likely great together, then she ended up in a wheelchair and grow apart some. He still does love her as he confessed in a episode hence why he does not divorce her. Bob kelso is a bastard but he is also complex as he is seen to have a softer side, which is why a lot of perry tricks to get patients help works as bob kelso looked the other way in some cases. In the later seasons they run around the country in a RV together.
@TheIrishjim
4 жыл бұрын
He did love her...in later episodes (in a season that we pretend doesnt exist with reason) he reveals hes unable to be alone in his house, and when he is he doesnt bring his whores there because he doesnt want to have affairs with women in the same bed he and Enid shared. Bob is a cruel bastard, but there is a reason to it all and he did love his wife.
@macman975
4 жыл бұрын
Same as Dr Cox and Jordan.
@georgesmith6218
4 жыл бұрын
@@dumac6557 I remember an episode where he said he married her for promotion or money.
@tijmen131
4 жыл бұрын
But how did he end up with the STD than?
6:35 Kelso: "Well that's obsurd, people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling." Me: "Somebody make this a t-shirt!"
@jaroslavjurisin3994
6 жыл бұрын
I think there is actually T-shirt like that.
@dantewelch1300
5 жыл бұрын
Dam strait there bastards!
"Slagathor" Roflmao XD
@Drago_Whooves
4 жыл бұрын
on the flipside, he'll know who you are
@chandlerrose4545
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve loved that since I was a kid. I’m now 26 years old. It’ll never get old! 😂
"The door is open sir." "I know I just love doing that."
@sirwoodofeast9497
3 жыл бұрын
I like how innocently he said that.
@onionknight8128
3 жыл бұрын
Best scene in my opinion
3:42 "Today I want you to put on a nice dress because I'm gonna take you to dinner and I'm gonna start telling you all the things I haven't taken the time to say all these years ..... I love you too" "That was beautiful sir!" "Call my wife, tell her I won't be home tonight" Best one yet!
@roberthuntington5421
4 жыл бұрын
Tonight*
@karasushinigami5852
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone says he was talking to his mistress. But i believe he was talking to his son
@scott19087
3 жыл бұрын
@@karasushinigami5852 are you dumb of just extra special
@erisveseli
Жыл бұрын
@@karasushinigami5852 i can see it
“Nothing in this world that’s worth having comes easy” •Bob Kelso, Scrubs• When I graduated high school that was my quote
Also great to add - “Are these boxers made of wool? ‘Cause my weasel’s gettin’ heatstroke!”
Kelso shunning Nina was a great one in series four, the malpractice attorney who him and Cox have a united hatred for. She states how the hospital can't refuse treatment on her dad, Cox calls over "Bob" and he walks past her and shoves a list into her midsection, "The hospital can refuse surgery on a non-emergency patient, here's a list of places that can refer you, thanks for playing!" No eye contact, cold as ice.
Kelso is a state of mind! "What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? 👍🏽Bob Kelso!👍🏽 How you doing?" 😂
@dysthymia4784
5 жыл бұрын
damn i wanna like this but its at 69 Likes, bob would be proud
@696190
4 жыл бұрын
except Kelso doesn't have two left hands
@cornholio329
5 ай бұрын
B What has two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso i thought we'd met
Dr Cox seems to be everyone's favourite, but honestly Kelso was the character I always wanted to see
@asmylia9880
4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Cox the one we needed Dr. Kelso the one we wanted JD the one we deserved
@vincent4205
4 жыл бұрын
Kelso was used exactly the right amount, so his character was something we wanted more of!
Bob Kelso is one of the most underrated characters in the story of television
“Bob Kelso. 10 inches.” “It’s like a baguette” HOLY SHIT I’M WHEEZING
When he farted and admitted to it 💀🤣🤣🤣
@andrewmorris483
5 жыл бұрын
I do that on elevators to people I don't know
Scrubs is one of my favorite sitcoms.
@omairsh8
3 жыл бұрын
It's my favourite show ever
Kelso's best interactions are with Dr Cox
@Tfiend18
5 жыл бұрын
The Dark Derp Cox: “Go to hell Bob.” Bob: “I didn’t even say anything.”
@askformoreinfowhichyouwont7510
3 жыл бұрын
Cox is my favorite, Kelso my 2nd. These 2 together are orgasmic.
Sometimes I look at this old hospital I actually see the faces of all the patients I've lost *short moment of contemplation* *BOOGABOOGABOO!!!!*
@Enterprise-D666
5 жыл бұрын
L. Carter AHHH!
@andrewwblanchard6037
5 жыл бұрын
👻
"Why that's absurd! People are bastard coated bastards with a creamy bastard filling" lol yep pretty much lol
@Enterprise-D666
5 жыл бұрын
Matilda Muller Exactly!
Slagathor 😂
@wonkothesane8691
4 жыл бұрын
Less here, if your name is Debbie, keep your mouth shut.
“Is there one bathroom in this damn place that has toilet paper Or do I have to start carrying around a basket of leaves?”
"Sweet dancing Jehovah, I've punctured my brain" 😂😂😂😂
Perry vs Kelso is the best thing about this show
One of TV's greatest anti-heroes.
Kelso drops a few serious truth bombs during the show like number 1 and 2. I actually live by them.
2 of my favorite quotes of Dr. Bob Kelso " Nothing in this world worth having comes easy. Now get up off your keister and do the work." 2nd favorite quote "To hell with what everyone else thinks. Look into your heart and do what makes you happy." Thank you Dr. Bob Kelso. Wow, that was creepy how you ended the clip with the 2 best quotes. I typed in the comment before finishing watching the entire clip. Laughed all the way through. Thank you for posting this.
Sir, do you think my name is Turk Turkleton?
@cloudstrife1983
6 жыл бұрын
uwsecon The Turkletons!
@uwsecon
6 жыл бұрын
Cloud Strife Turkleton, I don’t know why you’re chiming in
"Life is scary, get used to it." LOVE IT! aslo using Bob-o Style for now on.
"Just look into your heart, and do whatever the hell makes you happy," is right up there with "I love you all... class dismissed."
“Bastard coated bastard with bastard filling” best line EVER
scrubs is still so relevant
I really thought it was going to be 3. What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap? 2. What has two thumbs and still doesn’t give a crap? 1. What has two thumbs, a funny voice, and still doesn’t give a crap?
@darrelldemarest3502
4 жыл бұрын
The 2nd one is followed by " i thought we'd met?"
@Anthyrion
4 жыл бұрын
Those 3 sentences describe the pure essence of BOB KELSO!^^
"Slagathor"
''Scrubs'' was classic comedy, no laugh track, no PC bullshit, just pure comic gold.
@rgderen88
4 жыл бұрын
And now they're deleting episodes for having blackface.
@chaoslacroix7180
3 жыл бұрын
@@rgderen88 . . . god damn it.
"Bob kelso.... 10 inches"
My favorite thing Kelso ever did was when he was bitching about someone beating his Pacman score and he said something along the lines of, "Do you have any idea what I had to do to get that score? PEOPLE DIED." That always just cracked me up. :)
@downhomesunset
8 ай бұрын
Didn’t it end up that the Janitor did something to the Pac Man game?
Dr Bob is the person we want to be. A person who says and does whatever they want and not caring what anyone thinks.
"Well it's a very serious disease and I don't like you" is one of my favourite lines of his
3:38 because I can .. 😂
Dr. Kelso is what happens when you take a normal medical professional, drop him in the Scrubsverse, realizes he's in a sitcom, and stops giving a single fuck. It's excellent.
Jack, a literal child: “your skin is wrinkly” Kelso, not giving a fuck: “well that shirt you’re wearing is gay😃”
Kelso got more and more funny throughout the seasons! He’s the best by far!
“This gabfest is just delicious” 😂🤣 oh, my side
@Julozaur
4 жыл бұрын
bitches, huh? whatcha gonna do?
"Hah! You nagger!"
@KeemTheDream84
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@carlyedwards1422
3 жыл бұрын
What'd you call him you punk ass?
@vikramkrishnan6414
3 жыл бұрын
Major Stan Marsh vibes
@BigT75993
2 жыл бұрын
@@carlyedwards1422 A Nagger?
@carlyedwards1422
2 жыл бұрын
@@BigT75993 aight we cool
MAKE A SUDDEN MOVE!
@Enterprise-D666
5 жыл бұрын
bradwolf07 (Baxter starts barking in the background)
Honestly #1 hit me like a train at full speed. At the end of the day, he's a genuinely good guy.
lmao, totally forgot about "slagathor"
7 times have I watched this show, yet I still laughed until I teared up watching this😂😂😂
"Oh for God's sake, you're 3 dimensional" what a line 😂
hated when netflix took it away. the dvds are $$$.
@robertwazhere92
6 жыл бұрын
C. ladimore it went over to Hulu, along with a number of shows Netflix dropped.
@abramsullivan7764
6 жыл бұрын
Damnit Netflix you should've let SCRUBS keep being on well Netflix for like ever.
@jur4x
5 жыл бұрын
Still available on Amazon Prime.
@Hazzbazz
3 жыл бұрын
A couple of years ago at a car boot sale a dude was selling every season of scrubs including the new bad one for £8. I offered him 9 and he said naa dude its 8 and I said I'm going to pay you not to force me to take season 9
"Sweet dancing Jehovah! I punctured my brain!"
There's actually some really good life advice in this video
Turkelton's laugh will always bring a smile to my face.
@joe_z2042
6 жыл бұрын
Fire eater 9107 his name is Chris Turk. Kelso just calls him Turkleton
@RelevantRhythm
6 жыл бұрын
Fire eater 9107 You think my name is "Turk Turkleton"?
@Fireeater-rl4ep
6 жыл бұрын
Listen,Turkelton. I'll call you Turkelton because your name is Turkelton, and even if it wasn't Turkelton, I would still call you Turkelton, Turkelton. You see, I like the name Turkelton, and so Turkelton you shall be. See?
@smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376
5 жыл бұрын
Joe_z I think you're confused. His name is Turk Turkleton.
I'd love to be a manager and start a briefing by saying "listen up faces"
@Y0G0FU
4 жыл бұрын
Back in the days where Scrubs is supposed to play.. you actually could do that. If you do that today you will have several problems :P
@zibafu
4 жыл бұрын
@@Y0G0FU oh you could still do it today, depends how well you get on with your team 😂
@UnknownUserZeroZero
4 жыл бұрын
"Did you just assume I have a FACE?!"
@mr.nobody4994
3 жыл бұрын
“Hello! My name is Bob and I like whores!” beats it
#2 &1 just too perfect! The delivery of the lines aswell!
Kelso and Cox were the best characters on the show by far
@___Alina___24
3 ай бұрын
💯
Dr. Kelso the man you wanted to hate. But the father you never knew you needed.
Can you do the best singing moments from Ted and his Peons? Peons assemble. Peons disperse.
thanks, Next of Ken!
I miss scrubs, Sunday morning TV and crashing on the sofa.
#17 is one of my favourite moments in the entire show. It always gets a laugh out of me.
Every time Perry Cox went off on Hugh Jackman 🏅
I love bob Kelso, the growth of his character was great
I'd have added the one where Bob says to Cox: "Perry ! Hi, how are you, etcetera. The wife & I are taking out a new insurance policy and I need a physical !" xD xD xD That one gets me every time !
@BigT75993
2 жыл бұрын
“Bob… the day I willingly cradle your dusty old twig and berries and get a whiff of your chronic halitosis while you turn your head and cough is the day you see me on the roof saying I Believe I Can Fly!!”
He is by far the BEST character on Scrubs
"Slagathor" took too, in a later season we can hear another internet call her "slaggy"!
Did anyone else see Kelso carrying a copy of Harry Potter 7 in #14?
@Cameron_T
6 жыл бұрын
Andrés Iglesias-Thomé he was reading it through the episode
Kelso vs. House - RAP BATTLE!
1:44 Sarah Chalke is just a gorgeous woman.
Number 6 is prob one of my fave scrubs moments ever. I will uncontrollably giggle every time!
Notice how many of these are post-retirement
Call my wife and tell her I won't be home tonight.
4:58 "The category is "People who annoy you"
I actually just finished watching the last episode of scrubs right before you uploaded this
@briantorres5363
6 жыл бұрын
Shaydee Jeff the ninth season sucked,amirite
@beegojeeson1834
6 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah. I didn't even finish episode 2
@dysthymia4784
5 жыл бұрын
i like to pretend the show ended at season seven honestly as 8th season is when they started changing too much shit
@jur4x
5 жыл бұрын
eight was ok. but nine should've been presented as spin-off rather than continuation
@strikeninja2741
5 жыл бұрын
The 8th season is the true finale. Even the cast pretends that season 9 doesn't exist.
Dr. Bob Kelso. My favourite character in Scrubs. And a character in my top ten favourite characters of all time.
3:28 bitches huh...... hahaha
Stomach flu has hit our household, watching this in the bathroom while waiting for the inevitable, ty for the distraction, cheers
It’s like a baguette!
I qualified in 1998. I’m already been through my Cox Era to now settle into my Kelso epoch
Doctor Psycho Bob Kelso is just funny to watch in a twisted sort of way.
Kelso was pretty much an older even more abrasive version of Dr Cox. Deep down he did care, and he was actually very smart, he just didn't give a damn about being liked.
Absolute legend
"Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap ? Bob Kelso, how you doin' ?" I use that on a semi-regular basis at work to mess with my colleagues hehe
the fart and the stethoscope bits kill me everytime lmao
Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy ... kudos to writers and of course uncle kelso
My absolute favorite character. Played with perfection
He and elliot are my favourite of the show
5:06 seemed pretty real, actually.
That show was hilarious I never missed an episode
The first Couple seasons were absolutely great. I rewatched and rewatched them and laughed every time
One of my favorite TV characters of all time
The title of this should be - "31 times Dr. Bob Kelso gave Zero F**ks"😂