"iF I loSe ImA CrAsH Out" 💀🔫

@bjm121100

11 ай бұрын

Nah fr that part

@kemariProductions

10 ай бұрын

@@bjm121100 bro

@dregallardo7290

10 ай бұрын

I would’ve been left after that 🤣🤣

@kemariProductions

10 ай бұрын

​@@dregallardo7290fr I want no beef den I end my life over a game

Dats why i never understood gambling in da hood once you win niggas gon call you lame for quitting or try to rob you issa lose lose situation

@SHTYWXORLDxX

11 ай бұрын

Yea my uncle got shot in the head over ds

@tbtoosmoove

10 ай бұрын

Only the retarted niggas shoot dice, dudes who care about their life won't dare fuck with a dice game.

“aye i do gotta go to work tho, i am lyin”🤣🤣

@martezjr_8070

11 ай бұрын

~😂😂

@batonrougehistoryclass5194

10 ай бұрын

i ain’t lying, br slang

Trying juke 2 guns being pointed at yo chest within a 1 foot radius

@Randy0000

10 ай бұрын

😂

@TeeWhy073

10 ай бұрын

💯 atp you might as well channel yo inner john wick

@jackiechun5817

10 ай бұрын

@Rick-wk8oh if you got upper body strength, FAST hands,zero telegraph,and some decent hand2hand skills...any mfker putting a strap within 3 feet of you like THIS dumb aih dude, it's a WRAP! Buddy woulda got disarmed and beat into a closed ⚰️... iykyk 👀😒😒😒💯💪🏾🧔🏾‍♂️

@TheBeatSmith

10 ай бұрын

Tuff 😮‍💨

@chowambiimagnus6059

10 ай бұрын

There’s no way out of this buddy 😅

Number 1 sign you’re in a bad dice game - if you’re in a dice game, period. It’s over wit. Nothing but bad news 😂

@yaiqabhabalyasharahla4948

10 ай бұрын

💯 Snapple Facts! They don't call dice 🎲 🎲 the devils bones for nothing!

@GawdTy

10 ай бұрын

This is a fact. Only the hoodest of dgaf ass niggas play dice. And they hope a pedestrian walk through that bitch instead of going around 😂😂😂

@Hhhhjygjjik

4 ай бұрын

@@GawdTythat ain’t true. Everytime I go to any casino I see white men at the table. Only grimey mfs shoot dice at crazy hood dice games. Them type games I just watch wen it’s 10+ people lol

Young niggas different, everyone got on hoodies in the summer 😅😅

@erostone2266

10 ай бұрын

Step outside fr in a Louisiana summer like this wearing a hoodie fr is a death sentence at the very least extreme sweatiness

@AfroSamurai-nj9hj

10 ай бұрын

As a medium aged nigga. Insecurities of us skinny niggas that is all fr fr. 😂😂

@offtheblock4798

10 ай бұрын

@@AfroSamurai-nj9hjyea I agree. We be skinny frfr

1 sign your in a bad dice game 1 *Your in a dice game*

You know it’s over when he start dancing 😂

“Them bitches look like sawed-off shotguns” 😭💀

@WhatHappenedToHollywood

11 ай бұрын

💀

“I won! Give me my money!” “You what?” “I lost”

@KatAscended

11 ай бұрын

LMFAOO real, i lost y’all got it shit i came for fun

I leave the premise immediately if there's a dice game going on. I've never heard of one going well

@skr6511

8 ай бұрын

I saw a guy win once... and he LOST immediately...

@4so556

7 ай бұрын

i saw a penis WALKING... and it got spermed!@@skr6511

@Omenshaper

7 ай бұрын

There's a reason you never see oldheads involved in dice games.

@Wheredatruth_at23

6 ай бұрын

​@@4so556 I saw an butthole fart... Then it pooped!

“ mane I’m sweating hard as a bitch cause they won’t let me leave “ 😭🤣

Signs you're at a rigged dice game: - Dude has the ugliest dice roll you've ever seen, - All of the sudden 1 or 2 of the dice always lands on the same number (dice got switched out), - Dude with the trick dice starts getting too comfortable talking greasy and controlling the room, - If you ever hear "It cost X amount of money to talk to me" leave before you go home with no shoes, car, or your shorty.

Basically u get 2 warnings MAX😂

“ANDDDD NOW WE’RE HERE!”😂😂

This is why I always look the maddest one in the eyes as I pick up my money and lick my lips. They don’t even notice when you’re running away. You got about 4 seconds because they pull the strap. Hit the fastest corner

@keabetsoe1998

11 ай бұрын

Ah man slick your middle finger and snatch that shit and call it chump change

@user-sz9gq6hy1c

10 ай бұрын

Shut up , it don't work like that in reality lmao especially ina trenches

@wastedimperium777

10 ай бұрын

@@user-sz9gq6hy1cnigga said shutup😂

@sydnystone

10 ай бұрын

😭

@batonrougehistoryclass5194

10 ай бұрын

nigga go slap tf out you

Lmao😂😂, another tip: you should DEFINITELY have 3 to 4 people you trust with you at all times, clutchin at all times. I said that in the nicest way😂😂💯💯

@igloomoron7839

8 ай бұрын

Or just don’t play

1st sign you in a bad dice game: you in a dice game to begin with

First Sign: You’re at a dice game.

@versatileduplicity9313

10 ай бұрын

😂

“And cause mayhem”😂

That lil dough aint worth it King lol

@deshawnanderson7777

10 ай бұрын

Ong its like $75 at most lol but ngl niggas really will kill for that

@Eggshd

10 ай бұрын

@@deshawnanderson7777we all animals. And animals will literally kill for their next meal

😂 I don't play street 🎲🎲 I don't give a fuq if u my mama and fatha only dice I'm rolling is for how many spaces I need to move on a board game fuq outta here 😅😅

The freeze frame of him running 🤣🤣

When the toaster get pulled over 8USD you may be at a bad dice game

They doing all this for 80 bucks 😂 the struggle is real out here . A funeral is 20k plus = financial debt

“Imma fucking crash out” Everyone: *making sure guns loaded* “we do the same here” I’ve seen it too many times😂😂😂

Mistake #1...rolling dice wit dudes that look like they don't have two nickles to rub together.

Yea if you try to leave and mfs don’t let you, you not leaving til they get they shit back no cap the best way to get up outta there is leave when you’re not on the dice or leave while other mfs leaving… I used to make a side bet then walk off like I’m pissing real quick 😂😂😂

dual wielding for a couple dollars is crazy 😭😭

@SHUT-UP_MEG

9 ай бұрын

He equipped them bitches quick too, modern warfare style

@treezo422

8 ай бұрын

It’s the principle

“I do gotta go to work tho and I am lying”🤣

@keenonedwards576

10 ай бұрын

Right 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@2kgrindtime

10 ай бұрын

Too funny

Man that’s why I never played dice in the hood, was just a terrible recipe lol, spades and dominoes got heated enough as is and we played for fun 😂

@rookiedrone28

9 ай бұрын

Facts

@youngsosa3110

9 ай бұрын

The only reason why dice gets more backlash is cause of money

Hol up why dude ran i thought he was gone crash out 😂😂😂

The freeze frame on him dipping out was nice.

“Pay attention to the signs” 😂

Illegal guns and dice games….gotta love the hood😂😂😂

This man too real for mainstream. 😂

“Pay attention to the signs” 😂😂

Mane this shit was so mf funny 😂 I ain’t gone lie, is BR niggas the funniest niggas on earth 😂

@chekoolin

10 ай бұрын

Louisiana niggas funny, BR just different 😭😭😭

Never shot craps, but I would like to add that if you're going to shoot dice, especially in a bad dice game... PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP! 😆

1:22 that freeze is sick

That’s why I only shoot dice with my friends . An we shoot $1s. I been to plenty big ass hood dice games where they shoot $20s. I just watch. Nothing ever got too crazy but still wasn’t tryna take them chances. If you like to shoot dice but not comfortable with the hood go to the casino

“If i lose this bitch ima fucking crash out son” 😂😂😂

*moral of the story.. never go to a dice game alone*

This is why I don't gamble at all 🤣

Go to the casino folks these hood dice games put a lot of mfrs in the dirt and cells

“Pey attention tada signs”

Only Ones I was shooting dice with was my blood brothers pops and uncle ppl was gettin robbed in the bathroom at 12 I swear😭

If he consistently posted he’d be on top bruh I stay rewatching this mane vids

Rdcworld tribute😂. I love it!

“Shi is over for you”😂😂😂

"Shiddd it's ova wid"

Yeah I dont shoot dice, you cam literally smell the murder in the air that shit is hella unnerving

@HeIsJones

10 ай бұрын

Shit be mad heavy in the air fr

@tbtoosmoove

10 ай бұрын

@@HeIsJones facts I don't get it. Plus the dudes that shoot dice have nothing to lose.

@PaladinThizz

10 ай бұрын

​@@tbtoosmooveif I felt like it'd get grimy I'd be the first one to shoot. If you can't lose like a man you can lose yo life

Cause mayhem 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Man i watched my first few games in the mid 90s....didnt want no parts in it....started shooting anyway in 96 went to juvie in 97 and stopped shooting in 97😂😂 thats a QUICK way to wind up dead or w a body. NO SIR cant do it.💯

You right tho pay attention. My uncle died in a dice game RIP shank

@tbtoosmoove

10 ай бұрын

Yeah my big cousin got shot in the head by his best friend over a dice game back in 2000

@PaladinThizz

10 ай бұрын

That's why I don't gamble.

Another game where you can’t tell who’s the loser and who’s the winner 😅

Nigga said ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh 😂 that’s def a no can do

“Mayham” is crazy

Nikka say his J’s look like sawed off shot guns

You ain’t lying

“I gotta go to work, I am lying” 😂😂😂

@jiggaman000

10 ай бұрын

I think he said he's lame not lying.

@shamontan1

10 ай бұрын

@@jiggaman000 no he definitely said he’s lying, turn your volume up

“ANNDDD now we’re here”😭😭

“I do gotta go to work tho I am lying” 🤣

Guys this might seem like a funny skit but it applies to any arena of competition in life…we’re always a player in a game, just make sure it’s not a game that’s rigged for you to fail

"Them bitches look like sawed off shotguns"🤣🤣🤣

The way he juked to left yet went to the right 😂

Men Hold Up You Ain't Put Shiit Down 🤣 😂

“Pay attention to the signs” lololol

Whoever won in our games would always leave some of their winnings for people to keep playing aka keep from getting jumped

This why you come with knocks when you playing dice

That's why you have to wait until there's enough people so you can come up off side bets and slip away.

@jackiechun5817

10 ай бұрын

All good till the REAL wolves start eyeing that big dice game and come through to rob EVERYBODY 👀😒😒😒😒💯💯💯🧔🏾‍♂️

@deanthonyross1938

10 ай бұрын

@@jackiechun5817 Mostly in nigga towns.

That freeze frame is why u don’t try to run from guns 😂😂😂😂phew that boy was took

That face tho 😂😂

“Aye I do gotta go to work tho,I am lying”😂

"i need dat bih" lol ima have to get shot first before i give anything up if thats how u asking, two fullies or not

Can’t gamble with just anybody!!!

@DMNIcy

4 ай бұрын

Dawg there a park by my house after hours they shoot dice n one time we went to chill at the park homie had a whole ass ar15 on em playing dice lmao funniest shit I've seen in a minute

@bigdogboss7133

4 ай бұрын

@@DMNIcy I’m definitely not gambling with nobody who got a machine gun

@DMNIcy

4 ай бұрын

@@bigdogboss7133 I thought the same shit

I miss our old dice games lol mane the memories 🤞🏾

Soon as you win and you get to leaving you better be ready to blow some down fr dont matter you w randoms, or “homies”. Watch ya back

Still remember what happened a decade ago in my city when two dudes got killed over a dice game. Shit not even worth it….

Yo hard headed azz kept playin...

Bro you funny azz hell son🤣😂🤣🥶🌎🤣😂

Sawed off shotguns

Pay attention to the signs 😂😂😂😂 fr tho

That boy said Aunt aunt aunt😂😂😂😂

The real sign number one: Takeoff’s spirit telling you to back out

Caught lackin' with his ass out lmao

Sadly my sisters bestfriends big bother and mother died over a dice game like this smh the shot him to get the money as he runnin back into hos house (the game took place outside in their front yard btw) and as he did that his mom was at the door so she took a couple bullets but didnt even realize it until she went to get some towels to stop his bleeding and collapsed smh infront of her 3 daughters it was a very sad night that night and we did all we could to console them but it wasnt enough one of em committed self deletion and the others are on drugs now

@YourAverageExJunkie

9 ай бұрын

White peoples smh

Pay attention to the signs... hilarious...

You need to make a movie man. That’s funny as hell!

Real sht I loss in dice my homie robbed that mf blind after 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

its a bad dice game when more than one man got skinny jeans and they weigh more than 160lbs. They dont care about nun

You ain’t lying bro 😂💯

In Chicago if we win a dice game we give bro that lost at least $200 back💯

@annamaree2773

10 ай бұрын

That’s real 🤞🏽

@jackiechun5817

10 ай бұрын

@NOODLE-2414-KNOCKERZ that's DECENT asl,homie🤔. It's ALSO, probably stopped ALOT of potential lethal situations too. 💯💯💯💯🧔🏾‍♂️

@B4dafam

10 ай бұрын

@@annamaree2773 I liked ur comment just for ur profile pic

@ccm746

10 ай бұрын

In New Orleans we ain’t giving you shit back loser 💯

@PaladinThizz

10 ай бұрын

​@@ccm746In New Orleans you probably get shot. In Cali niggas will leave and come back just to rob everybody at the dice game. Going to dice games is dumb

Bro hit a juke 😭

A dice game can easily turn into an armed robbery…

@_DaMan_

2 күн бұрын

Everyone knows that going in lmao

Facts!!😂😂😂😂

Nice PSA Bro, funny, and factual!

Boi was hittin the Jig at the beginning 😅😂

Saving lives! 💯

Oh there’s only one way out you’d have to kill somebody and do a life sentence 😂

@Eggshd

10 ай бұрын

For $215.72 😢