" Can you host? " 💀💀

@onlysongs1607

Жыл бұрын

What does that mean?

@makqa6675

Жыл бұрын

​​@@onlysongs1607 that means the host got roasted out of this existence by a child

@onlysongs1607

Жыл бұрын

@@makqa6675, because he can’t host, right?

@andyysupp

Жыл бұрын

​@@onlysongs1607 yes

@stonks6284

Жыл бұрын

​@@onlysongs1607 bruh

Comebacks better than these come into my mind but always when I reach home.

@GalaxyofArt

Жыл бұрын

SAME LOL

@myrtila

Жыл бұрын

Lmao so true. Boss attitude at home and cry little baby in public

@kimnangamsomangxangaza5159

Жыл бұрын

💯💯😭🤣🤣pisses me the hell off!

@zander4603

Жыл бұрын

thats cus youre a fcking introvert lol

@michelleyamazaki7118

Жыл бұрын

hahahahahaahahaa yes lol !

Not little Finn Wolfard accidentally totally roasting Jimmy😂

@Okabe_Rintaro_

Жыл бұрын

Got no bitc... I mean replies? Let me fix that

@artist-

Жыл бұрын

2.2k likes and only one comment. let me fix it ..

@stevebetternotdie9943

Жыл бұрын

Thank you to both the considerate people for fixing my no reply comment

@artist-

Жыл бұрын

@@stevebetternotdie9943 no worries

@Okabe_Rintaro_

Жыл бұрын

@@stevebetternotdie9943 no problem 👍

"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" 💀💀💀

@icecreamheh2131

11 ай бұрын

Lolllll,Btw can u tell me some savage comback to "So?I dont care,U are still a annoying person 🙄" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@darshananand2444

11 ай бұрын

​@@icecreamheh2131 "why are you answering then?🤨"

@prateekjha8649

9 ай бұрын

​@@icecreamheh2131"but your mum said that I'm satisfying not annoying....."

@imagineteaming4324

8 ай бұрын

​@@icecreamheh2131"thanks, doing my best"

@samihassan1417

6 ай бұрын

@@icecreamheh2131why the fuck would you fucking ask he literally did nothing man 😠

That last kid... wow, I would be a proud parent haha

@sidhie231

Жыл бұрын

It's millibobbybrown

@biracial247

Жыл бұрын

@@sidhie231 no it’s not, it’s Finn

@sidhie231

Жыл бұрын

@@biracial247 oh yes

@MadebyMia14

Жыл бұрын

​@@sidhie231 ?? It's finn

@sejalahire3745

Жыл бұрын

​@@MadebyMia14 yeah that's finn who was speaking

“They might hate” umm if they cared they shouldn’t have insulted me in the first place

@KARINA29534

Жыл бұрын

There's nothing wrong with being insulted. It's human nature.

@iiitsnaomiii

Жыл бұрын

truuuueeeee edit: typo lol

@detectivejoe1730

Жыл бұрын

ummm🤓

@saturngirl3748

Жыл бұрын

@@KARINA29534 it's not actually its actually harassment.

@gameseeker6307

Жыл бұрын

​@@saturngirl3748 so is looking at a girl

Man that Kumail nanjiani "mom's lipstick" 😬😅😅

@Sunita_Rani_AWW

7 ай бұрын

Bro no reply 😂

@kateackerman4003

Ай бұрын

Oh ya! I wasn't expecting that but it was perfect!!

Can you host lol that kid is quick.

@Rose-kx1zx

Жыл бұрын

No comments?

@somsak15

8 ай бұрын

KID???!?!?!? HE IS MORE THEN A KID. Sorry, I have a problem-

No. 4: Immediately retaliate with unspeakable violence.

@thestrengthguy

Жыл бұрын

ong

@thestrengthguy

Жыл бұрын

Ong

@mxshroomgirl

Жыл бұрын

Yes-

@azure5273

Жыл бұрын

5: Put a curse on their land AND their blood-line for eternity.

@crunchylettucecat6719

Жыл бұрын

best option she forgot it though

This is the type of comeback I get in the shower hours after the insult 😂

@Mgla_amiris

Жыл бұрын

Oh god for REAL🤣

Looks like i m super early...but i m Sure these combacks never come in mind when we actually face that situation 😭😭

@gpmuthu-parithabangal

Жыл бұрын

Same feeling

@MsDestinydiva

Жыл бұрын

Practice

@jhilmilgil4512

Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY! My mind literally goes blank and it's si hard for me to think on the spot and when I come back home I feel like "damn... this comeback should've burned her/him into ashes"!

@SlipcasedCoffee

Жыл бұрын

Not for stupid people

@yumirow7487

Жыл бұрын

Get good

My favourite (especially with negging/backhanded compliments) is to smile, look them right in the eye and say 'thanks, you too.' They get confused 😂

@susiemac6295

Жыл бұрын

I like this one. 💖

@ZwarteKonijn

Жыл бұрын

This. This is my favorite comeback. It confused them, and especially if they get offended, it´s just like 'well, then why say it yourself?'. On the same note, depending on what they say (usually something demeaning or a backhanded compliment); 'omg, thanks for noticing, I put so much effort into that'. Just straight up confused so people and/or makes them shut up.

@suzyleeman2422

Жыл бұрын

i think this will be best for me to implement. very simple

"Success is the biggest comeback" ~My mom

@hrekkah1g

Жыл бұрын

"My biggest comeback was on your mom" ~Success

@Anjan_-

Жыл бұрын

​@@hrekkah1g classic

"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" was a great comeback. I wish I could come up with something like this at the right time.

@ilikechoccymilk5605

Жыл бұрын

Try an improv class

@Sarahh929

Жыл бұрын

​@@ilikechoccymilk5605what is that

just look at them for a second, smirk with a lil laugh and walk away this shit will drive them wild

@ankiitaaa

Жыл бұрын

yes this is true ,i did this several times and have seen people literally burn with anger and go crazy

@nerdy1701

Жыл бұрын

Yep this method works like a charm

@methamphetamineaddict5217

Жыл бұрын

yea and do the scanning them up and down too, it drives them wild

@RetroAlex125

Жыл бұрын

Or just say they have two dad's and they're gay

@misssparkle6421

11 ай бұрын

​@@RetroAlex125 lol what. If you say that then you lost. Staying unaffected and walking away like they're just another person in psyche ward is best. Works everything, you don't have to wreck you're brain trying to come up with a "comeback".

"Warning⚠️ This might make the person hate you" Af if they weren't hating me in the first place

The best comeback when someone insults you is “are you okay?”, this instantly embarrasses them into thinking something is wrong with them and displays how much you don’t care. The focus shifts from the insult to their sanity. Destroyed.

@methamphetamineaddict5217

Жыл бұрын

good one

@leidersammlung6955

Жыл бұрын

That’s good 👍 I like the other question response too…. “So what makes you say that?”

@Paula-um3js

Жыл бұрын

Also keeping quite nice to them drives them mad. They often want your reply, it's like an adrenaline kick to get into arguments, and just being nice and quiet seriously frustrates those kind of people.

@methamphetamineaddict5217

Жыл бұрын

@@Paula-um3js fr gaslight them into questioning their sanity

@workinggirlglobal

Жыл бұрын

YES!!!!! Love it.

Finn: can you host Also Finn: *regrets immediately*

"Burn someone they same way they burnt you" Reincarnated Salem witches watching this video : 🗿

I like to use the…..”are you ok?”

"can you host" has me dying y'all 💀💀

Every time Im scrolling and I see one of your shorts I have to watch it. Really good stuff

Don’t pay insults no mind have tough skin let it roll off everyone is entitled to their own opinion never get offended. Have confidence know who you are be happy.😂❤✨⭐️🙏🔥☀️💪🏼💕⚡️✨🌺

@janebraun4482

Жыл бұрын

Yes, especially it may be that what you thought was an insult was not intended or was a misunderstanding. Just don't react!! That is what you may 'regret' rather than someone 'regretting' insulting you!!

@-A-09

Жыл бұрын

This is the best advice!

@icu919

Жыл бұрын

If you keep doing that people are going to keep insulting you. Some people don't get the hints. They think you are an easy target.

I just go "mhm" and look at them. That's it. They get so confused and just don't say anything else😂

I deflect insults with humor. "Thank you, I did not know that!". "I will present that to the board and we will take it under advisement". "Is that the consensus?". "How did you know?!?". These are only limited by the imagination. And it stops them in their tracks because I agree with them. Plus it's funny, so everyone calms down.

The best comeback is to stay silent

@markreagan8277

9 ай бұрын

The tongue is the strongest muscle for its size. Holding it back from flopping takes very strong character and self discipline.

I wish I was witty enough to think of such burning comebacks at the very moment… I usually never reply back in that moment and later on when the moment is gone, think of at least 10,000 things I could and should have said… but nothing comes to my mind in that moment …!😓

"Yes, every color of your mom's lipstick." I loved that one.

@jeanlives6032

Жыл бұрын

I couldn't hear the 1st part ?

*It's called comeback because they always come when I'm back home and not when I need them*

Sometimes people don't make comebacks because they don't want to feel bad about offending others...better to hurt than hurt others because that's just doubly hurting...😣

@therelatableladka

Жыл бұрын

That's the same problem with me. I don't say bad things to others even if someone insult me.. 🥀✨

@lanainmydreams

Жыл бұрын

@@therelatableladka me too. I totally want to make the comeback, and I shout at them in my head for all I want, but I don't actually say it. I just avoid confrontations as much as possible

@therelatableladka

Жыл бұрын

@@lanainmydreams same with me. I thought whai if it will ruin a friendship. But i also don't care about friendship anymore just myself 👉🏻💜👈🏻

@icu919

Жыл бұрын

A few days ago, one of my friend suddenly said this is our dog, our small dog implying to me as she was insulting my height. All my other friends just ignored her but she said it again only to get ignored again. I really wanted to say something back but couldn't think of anything relevant, still can't think of any. Can you guys suggest some good comebacks? Not speaking highly of myself but i am a kind person, i am not used to insulting people and people insulting me, so when someone jokingly insults me, i can't think of any savage replies. How can I change that?

@cherryd8285

Жыл бұрын

@@icu919 hi, I would be offended too if I were you. Feel free to let us know when you have the courage to speak either heart-to-heart or make a comeback joke which makes the mood lighter for everyone...some people are talented with that...🙏🏻👆🏻

Verbal comebacks emotionally hurt and its difficult to repair the interior pain. While physical contact physically hurts as to where you can fix and repair the exterior pain.

comeback is a spontaneous act. You don't think, you spit it

In my case when haters appears. I just totally ignore them, like I just look at them like confused and let them talking alone. They hate it. But when they really hurt me, I confess it so they felt like as the winners and then I gave back them with literally what they hide and hurts them. Cause I can see what people hides haha. So its like giving them the trophy and once they believe they got it. I take ir back from them hahahahaah .

@alishaanimations3058

Жыл бұрын

Amazint

“Uh.. uh.. uh.. your mom!” - the classic

@YungPenugget

Жыл бұрын

W

Bro that lip stick one is crazy 😂😂😂

4th way: start crying hysterically and run out of the room in the most dramatic way possible

That Finn Wolfhard clip is hilarious lmao

Me who's mind gets flooded with all possible comebacks only after it's of no use....

" This is why having a parental figure in life is so important " 💀

"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" 😂😂😂

The end lmfao!!!

Why are people scared to insult me and know that they will be hating themself for messing with me ?

Revenge mode 2.0 activated 🔥🔥

By the time I think of a comeback , that person has already left.

My grandpa had an acquaintance that used to insult him saying things like "i told you you shoul've done this not that" and he would respond with "it's just that you are so little compared to me that I can barely hear what you say"

When someone ask you "what's your problem" with intention to irritate you or provoke your anger just say "your existence"

@mingchenwei1978

10 ай бұрын

Nah bro that’s garbage sorry

“Can you host?” The disrespect is crazy 💀💀💀

Warning:this might make the person hate you Me:that is exactly why I'm here

Comback 4: Smash their head in the wall

I just ask them if they want me to point out all their flaws too.

Second one was savage lol

This might make the person hate you: That's exactly what I want 🤷🏻‍♀️

Great post I will be studying this

My favorite comeback is "thanks, you too" Example: Brother: You're stupid Me: thanks! u too! Brother: 😠 Another one I like is the following type, because they think they got me but then I get the last word y'know lol Example: Me asking myself: Am I stupid? Brother: Yes, that's what I've been telling you all this time! 😂 Me: ....but if I am stupid, aren't you stupid too? Since got the same genes. Brother: 😠 (This example you gotta be careful with tho, cause if the parents hear... you just roasted them too 💀)

@moubhattacharyay6891

Жыл бұрын

Lmao! Ur 🔴Alert Indicates The Conversations May Endings With The Receiving Of Flying Slap/Bang/Chappals!!🥴🤪

@minah6535

Жыл бұрын

@@moubhattacharyay6891 😅🤣

U can't understand how grateful I am towards u for this help

"Can you host?" 💀 bro got humbled

Fun fact :: You need presence of mind

@alishaanimations3058

Жыл бұрын

Thanks!!

Hahaha these are good! Can you do a live interaction with others?

sometimes not responding is best response

The other day this was said to me, “looks like you gained weight”. My comeback, “thank you, you look like you have too”. The look I got was as if someone insulted her! 😂

Dang it... A teacher was scolding me for something I didn't did and after she threatened me I asked her what her name was cuz I didn't knew her name..now I know what got her more furious 💀

Hey can you make a video explaining when a someone is pretending to be your friend?

the comebacks i think of after the argument ended 3 weeks ago

"can you host" got me 🤣 rewatching this just to see "can you host"

She sounds like my highschool sweet heart telling me how to defend myself against mean girls....and here I was thinking he lost his damn mind lol

They already hate me. That's why they're desperately trying to hurt my feelings.

Another way: if someone is making fun of you ask the person why they're doing this, this will wake them up to reality, and if they keep going and say something hurtful about you, ask them "why do you feel that way" and if they say something like "because your boring/ whatever hurtful" or "because i hate you". THENN say "whats the actual reason." And if they respond like all angry like "what??! I just told you why!!" They are not telling the truth, but if they say the same thing again like "because i hate you.", Thats the truth!

Wow wee zow wee! These are some real destroy come backs. Like the only thing that gets destroyed is ur reputation after using one of these 😂😂

"Yes every shade of ur moms lip stick " nah that one was foul he a menance to society 💀✋

If comebacks to make out some revenge, someone burns less

Love that you pulled a Connor McGregor clip🤣 king of roasts right there

Pov: the only person that has the audacity to insult me on my face is my sibling 😑

Dang the second one though ☝️

BEST WAYS TO COMEBACK: carry an uno reverse card with you

number 4 : say something simple like “okay” to annoy them

Thank you so much I’ve been getting bullied so much lately by a teacher

Twitter comebacks are so insane. these are nthing compared to them

Finn saying "Can you host?" is so iconic

The second one💀💀

"yo moma" thats is universal and works always

What people think is none of your business. Let people say as they may, your the one who chooses who you give your emotional controller too. And vengeance is not the key. It's just another expression of anger.

@ericprater8335

Жыл бұрын

I just want to know if you got offended at the short video

" can you host ? " that kid just became his apprentice 😎

“I hate u” “Oops, I dropped the f*ck I was about to give” 😊

I've known all this for 45 years , you just figured it out this week

Once my old fake friend said “bitch” and then I said “I prefer cats”. I then walked off, he tried running to me and hitting me but I turned right around as he was about to hit me and tripped him I found that amusing.

They may hate you Like I care, they already hate me in the first place for making me feel inferior.

The last one cracked me up. That’s just gold. Kids are just being honest. They’re not even mean, honestly. And I love that! Hahah😂

" i saw this video " Most embarrassing reply they will get

I've used that last one sooooooo many times it honestly gets funny and when people insult me and they aren't creative I laugh cause they can't even come up with their own roasts

Best comeback:Womp Womp Woman 💀

Great!! "Yes! Every shade of your mom's lipstick"😂

I just say "oh ok imma get back to what i was doing real quick thx for the insult" works like a charm, used it in school twice and they just looked at me and said " what???" and they walk way. 😂

Somehow I've already used all 3 in my high school. And believe me they actually worked (that's the saddest part obviously, because i expected it to not work the way it did)🗿🗿

In high school I threw an object at a friend, he calmly picked it up and walked it across the room to me. He said "here, I don't throw things" I still remember that 15 years later.

The can you host KILLED ME

I just love your channel also i followed your all tricks and techniques 😂❤

"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" 😂😂😂😂.

I stick to the humble approach by stating that they must not know my other faults or they wouldn’t have mentioned the one that they did by itself. Epictetus certainly knew how to handle things with grace and humility.

"ur mom" still somehow works

This is awesome, you're amazing !