When a minecraft server has it's own civics, politics, government, and archeology.

@Raptorman0205

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention its own pantheon and conspiracies.

@elgordo2162

4 жыл бұрын

This is when you allow a new world to begin again with seemingly no limits

@koasucks

4 жыл бұрын

And history

@Teutius

4 жыл бұрын

It’s called entropy, even in chaos there will be emergent order always.

@killaswag4079

4 жыл бұрын

@JT actually.. housemaster could actually be their God because he is the admin

You guys dying in skywars while these guys are trying to create a government.

@ISuckOffCops

4 жыл бұрын

“Trying“

@theebs1

4 жыл бұрын

"Trying"

@Sumraketti

4 жыл бұрын

“Trying”

@imaginationlegitimator5510

4 жыл бұрын

"Trying"

@nelsonlim7934

4 жыл бұрын

"Trying"

In Minecraft days, 2 months is 24 years. In game, they held the second spawn incursion for nearly two and a half decades.

@shadowbonboi8784

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@cy-bernet-ix

3 жыл бұрын

like a real war!

@shork416

3 жыл бұрын

So that means this comment was made 24 Minecraft years ago

@leuamrehc1343

3 жыл бұрын

@@tianosbits no it doesn’t

@lordfawful9469

3 жыл бұрын

No wonder they were pooped.

20:39 Someone in chat says “WHERE DO I REPORT HACKERS”. Little did they know, they were on a server where the hackers reported the non hackers.

@pardeepgarg2640

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@pardeepgarg2640

2 жыл бұрын

I also write the same when I joined 2b2t first in pe

@DeltaV_

2 жыл бұрын

@@pardeepgarg2640 holup its java how did you join on pe?

@Isntthatgrape

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeltaV_ because bedrock can’t join Java but Java can’t join Bedrock

@indeepjable

2 жыл бұрын

what also it probably could be a pocket edition version (likely a knockoff]

I feel like 2b2t is literally its own game, it’s not even Minecraft anymore.

@chidile7567

4 жыл бұрын

Proud internet citizen at this point in a way it just may be.

@LegoCowManZ

4 жыл бұрын

At what point does minecraft stop being a game, and start being a game engine?

@reevvie2608

4 жыл бұрын

No, 2b2t is literally its own world.

@mrleg4461

4 жыл бұрын

no it is still Minecraft hypixle shows us the best of the community and 2b2t shows us the worst of it

@element1192

4 жыл бұрын

Mr Leg Idk about hypixel, it’s really just a normal server, but 2b2t is something else entirely.

Can't believe that a freaking Minecraft server has such a history.

@ethanteague9164

4 жыл бұрын

it IS the oldest server

@godofanalfissures

4 жыл бұрын

It's really beautiful

@srta.carlota696

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakobluts8463 lol damn.. this video felt pretty epic tho, u saying is overexaggerated ? :(((

@ell.....

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakobluts8463 why are you watching it then smh

@ell.....

4 жыл бұрын

@@markwoollon well most of the people here watching him enjoy his content

Jared isn't the smartest but damn is he a good villain.

@kingmac6638

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@retrocysper3709

2 жыл бұрын

He's a good failure.

Жыл бұрын

He is like Part 1 Dio Brando. Only seeked power and didn't have a well established plan of action.

@chesterlai9444

Жыл бұрын

@ wow fellow JoJo fan

@caelincoolz5814

Жыл бұрын

Hateable, too.

Jared : I want to be famous Literally everyone : Sure, now everyone is well aware how much of as failure you are.

@grate9

3 жыл бұрын

Oh damn you scorched him after 2 years

@someone-jx2ei

3 жыл бұрын

I just discovered that Jared2013 is famous, after meeting him on a small server with about 20 players.

@GamesbiteRtDL

Жыл бұрын

Now all of China knows you're here - moment

This is literally a legit war. Supply routes, bases, fatigue, rosters, enemies, missions, hierarchies etc. Jesus Christ man

@ouralisacs3989

5 жыл бұрын

These are humans playing after all.

@VinnieJonny

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ will soon be avaible in the server

@TheJesterCW

5 жыл бұрын

this was actually 7 wars [Classic] 1st Spawn Invasion [1st Incursion] (2013) [Classic] 2nd Spawn Invasion [2nd Incursion] (2013) [Classic] 3rd Incursion [Last Classic Incursion] (2015) [Modern] 4th Incursion [Early Rusher War] (2016) [Modern] 5th Incursion [Late Rusher War] (2016) [Modern] 6th Incursion [Great Unification] (2018) [Modern] 7th Incursion [False Incursion] (2018) So yeah, it's a ton of history, and almost like a digital series of the Purge, but is longer than a day, and is probably better.

@Blank-np5kr

5 жыл бұрын

Game of thrones: Incursion

@maxmuller8633

5 жыл бұрын

@@VinnieJonny As the last boss and yes drop the relic of destruction

Minecraft: this is a chill game to calm down and relax Players: Let’s make a world were we slaughter and build eternally

@okie9025

5 жыл бұрын

MINECRAFT IS NOT A LEGO KID GAME

@loreman2803

5 жыл бұрын

Not anymore, it’s turned into eternal Stalingrad

@thecommentsection1680

5 жыл бұрын

It's literally game of thrones

@richardhicks5031

5 жыл бұрын

@@loreman2803 eternal stalingrad lol

@donnyinderawan6196

5 жыл бұрын

@@loreman2803 lmao

"CorruptedUnicorn the _leader_ of the Resistance unexpectedly switched sides before the battle" Well no wonder they lost, there's no leader

@lordfawful9469

3 жыл бұрын

Behead the snake and the rest of it dies

@durrrrburger

3 жыл бұрын

@@lordfawful9469 blow the snake up with dynamite and they all die in an instant

@travisscottlover911

3 жыл бұрын

@@lordfawful9469 cut off a snakes head and the body starts moving, but doesn't know where.

@seankrkovich2869

3 жыл бұрын

@@travisscottlover911 cut off the snake body and the head will be confused.

@prinssdgunofficial2400

3 жыл бұрын

@@seankrkovich2869 cut off the snake head and it cannot give head anymore

No one would ever expect, the SPANISH INCURSION

@aitor9158

3 жыл бұрын

ELRICH SE HA UNIDO AL SERVER

@seankrkovich2869

3 жыл бұрын

Me no speak english

@harlowatkins6628

3 жыл бұрын

@@seankrkovich2869 explain your comment on backstabbing

@seankrkovich2869

3 жыл бұрын

@@harlowatkins6628 when I was playing factions, it was really fun trying to figure out how not to get my base blown up and my everything destroyed. I remember when I was a scrub and made a wooden base. Naturally it was burned down the next day.

@bluffcat.

3 жыл бұрын

N o. I want a *Hispanic incursion* so that Mexicans can rule 😎

I love how this random guy named Jared is like the Nero or Stalin of 2b2t lmao

@Luigi-tu6qk

4 жыл бұрын

the Fontaine of 2b2t?

@glanni

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao ikr

@glanni

4 жыл бұрын

And Popbob is a demon of chaos and wickedness

@thegamingnerd9647

4 жыл бұрын

Fogle

@manwithlongnose2810

4 жыл бұрын

Jared the Great and Unfortunate

WW1: Zeppelins WW2: Nuclear bombs WW3: End crystal explosions

@crusaderiii477

4 жыл бұрын

WW5: deathstars

@heal0152

4 жыл бұрын

WW6: solar system destroying black holes

@crusaderiii477

4 жыл бұрын

WW8: Galaxy destroying devices

@ecquin1003

4 жыл бұрын

WW10 withers

@mihaimangir

4 жыл бұрын

@@crusaderiii477 very good one I love STAR WARS

Alt Title: War veteran tells his different stories about fighting in several world wars.

I want a ton of animators to get together, and animate the entirety of 2b2t history, it would be war, betrayal, broken friendships, and would be awesome

@foxpro3002

Жыл бұрын

Yes, a 2b2t movie would be so awesome.

@burnflaze2346

Жыл бұрын

Honestly it would just be old players committing war crimes against newer players and ruining their experience

@NotBedWays

Жыл бұрын

@@foxpro3002 series*

@blackmothgriefing9400

11 ай бұрын

Exactly what we need bro 😁

So basically, there have been 7 World Wars in your server

@eliafranzini8038

5 жыл бұрын

No that are incursion not war, The era of incursion is to and end, The era of the total war is close to start!

@d0nnyr0n

5 жыл бұрын

@@eliafranzini8038 ????

@lt.bagelbites6969

5 жыл бұрын

Dam

@d0nnyr0n

5 жыл бұрын

@@lt.bagelbites6969 *Damn

@eliafranzini8038

5 жыл бұрын

@Slavic Steve no infact im italian, i still learning english.

was just a humble farmer when the 6th incursion started, I survived but my house and.... and my dog didn't make it

@zharkies8177

5 жыл бұрын

Oh damn..

@aronmoss

5 жыл бұрын

CRIKEYLAD John wick

@wawadu2117

5 жыл бұрын

*aggressively walks down to basement with sledge hammer* Concrete floor: oh shit, here we go again

@toddfromaccounting2034

5 жыл бұрын

We were all affected in some way or another...

@nonso1078

5 жыл бұрын

wait ur dog was ur wife

Corrupted unicorn is like "welp the resistance is losing time to switch"

@TuxicToiger

3 жыл бұрын

The mycelium resistance

@ghst355

3 жыл бұрын

@@TuxicToiger he pulled an Italy on him

It absolutely delights me to learn that someone out htere holds the title of "the anarchy server's greatest civil engineer"

This is what the children of 2119 will be hearing at History class

@thijs2k

4 жыл бұрын

Ben ik het mee eens.

@succ69

4 жыл бұрын

In this class kids we will be learning about 2b2t.

@veeeeeeeeee453

4 жыл бұрын

@@thijs2k Ik ook

@ComputerGirlMae

4 жыл бұрын

Minecraft history class would actually be the best thing ever

@Rapidbeatsofficial

4 жыл бұрын

Im down

This guy is like a war veteran telling his stories

@hiraya.7854

4 жыл бұрын

@Retarded BLU Soldier [TF2 AA] woah that guy's a legend

@SpiffoGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Careful He's a hero

@hadifahiyeyo

4 жыл бұрын

@@puffy729 ok zoomer

@OFGamezz

4 жыл бұрын

@Retarded BLU Soldier [TF2 AA] team vet was (atleast i think) founded in the rusher war of 2016. vets vs rushers

@zacharymabb4873

4 жыл бұрын

Hes not like one...he is one!!! he was in the 3rd and 5th incursions you know!

2b2t has more lore than the dream smp and it’s not even roleplay

@levv-baksteenjongen8742

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@duelios.

2 жыл бұрын

Dream SMP literally is based on roleplay and lore, 2b2t is literally anarchy with nobody being able to force people to join them. All of the lore on 2b2t is natural, Dream SMP’s is artificial.

@noah--1831

2 жыл бұрын

@@duelios. yes

@shash14220

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelc.8712 dreamsmp is cringe This is real nerd war

@AforAlexy

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelc.8712 but nobody cares if you didn't ask

I love the seriousness around a video game. Like the jared fabricating evidence screenshot showing how the person who exposed him has photos asking him to fabricate evidence

It's actually how insane how players can band together and actually create realistic situations on a world in a video game where everything is cubed.

@Laiser

4 жыл бұрын

Make a game that is semi-realistic, put it online and humanity is shown

@yourunclejohn984

4 жыл бұрын

It's hardly realistic

@ralphvillarias5322

4 жыл бұрын

I once witnessed a massacre of farmers in Arma3. Humanity can get very disturbing.

@barryallen9466

4 жыл бұрын

@@yourunclejohn984 yet still realistic enough

@shadowling77777

4 жыл бұрын

Ralph Dominic Villarias Nice lmao

Grandpa: I survived world war 2 Me: I survived 7 of them

@abrick6002

5 жыл бұрын

Stuf

@user-ms2wg2ys5w

5 жыл бұрын

Lololo underrated comment

@juri8723

5 жыл бұрын

shut up.

@pilotraptor64

5 жыл бұрын

@@abrick6002 stuff?

@theoldestminecraftanarchys9890

5 жыл бұрын

Grandpa: Please, tell me how on the living hell did you survive 7 world wars? Historian: I have been on a minecraft server that weaponises autism.

17:50 the french be like "quick! lets escape spawn while the americans are asleep!" lol

This video was like Art of War. Fit gave so many lessons on how an incursion should be conducted. The next incursion should be massive, and have a pretty big command structure to maintain progress and control of members

When an Anarchy Server without Rules actually creates World Wars and Factions that function with their own rules. Isn't that how our World became a thing? lol

@swaggio1

4 жыл бұрын

This is moderatly deep

@georginho36

4 жыл бұрын

further evidence our universe is a simulation

@joshatron6002

4 жыл бұрын

@@georginho36 or it just shows how we as a people operate

@gyromaster4174

4 жыл бұрын

Joshatron yup

@dreysantillan

4 жыл бұрын

Remember when Taiwan invaded?

Top 3 epic suicidal attacks 3.kamikaze 2.suicidal bombers 1.End crystal sacrifice

@fask69

4 жыл бұрын

*epic*

@number-no-1443

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure kamikaze and suicide bombers mean the same

@NoobsDudes

4 жыл бұрын

Epic

@jaredsergent857

4 жыл бұрын

Desmonetisação kamikaze is a suicide bomber. They would fill their planes with explosives them ram them into ships

@Ryan-br6ic

4 жыл бұрын

Dk Mongolia suicide bombers are epic?

The 7th Incursion: Jared: I'm gonna end this man's career.

Corrupted unicorn switched sides before the battle ITALY INTESIFIES

@TheDracoAnimator

2 жыл бұрын

Haha WWI joke

@MichelleW870

2 жыл бұрын

"the rushers were cornered from both sides" GERMANY INTENSIFIES

KZreadrs: *Exist* 2b2t Veterans: *_It's treason,then_*

@dinoluka11

5 жыл бұрын

*Palpatine screeching intensifies*

@WeedisMedicin

5 жыл бұрын

I never thought I would find a Star Wars meme here

@Uber_Versace

5 жыл бұрын

@@dinoluka11 you again

@RustoKomuska

5 жыл бұрын

back to reddit

@computerizedcocaineaddicti3703

5 жыл бұрын

@@RustoKomuska Jokes on you, I don't belong to that hellhole of a website.

I feel like I'm watching a documentary about World Wars and the way he talks about them and the way he sounds make me feel very into it. He's a very good narrator.

@panpsalt6757

5 жыл бұрын

Minecraft. Only this word

@PrinceJes

5 жыл бұрын

It's cringe

@cledon.

5 жыл бұрын

Dude I thought my stories in minecraft were the coolest untill I found this youtube channel

@nutanddash8552

5 жыл бұрын

@@PrinceJes bro you just posted cringe bro! you're going to loose subscribers!

@PrinceJes

5 жыл бұрын

@@nutanddash8552 :O noooo

The incursions are like the crusades, the first were successful, the rest not so much, but there was one in the middle that was pretty good. Also, towards the end they were started as sort of obligitory and were weak.

Jared: I used the incursion to destroy the incursion.

_1914 : World War I_ _1939 : World War II_ _2013 - 2019(Or Now) : Minecraft War_

@mjyepez3263

5 жыл бұрын

Shiino Erika is starting another war

@maxout10s63

5 жыл бұрын

@@mjyepez3263 *Erika*

@11ae1-athallahalghaisan9

5 жыл бұрын

New player here, is 2b2t really that hostile to new players? How tf do i join then?

@bedrockmodz2370

5 жыл бұрын

@@mjyepez3263 ETIKA*

@ceceliarussell6636

5 жыл бұрын

World war |||

Dude is talkin like he was part of the Roman Empire

@ktran3239

4 жыл бұрын

He was

@shadowling77777

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@SawyerRockey

4 жыл бұрын

yeah its minecraft not the cold war

@daybreak2102

4 жыл бұрын

because this is talking about the punic wars duh

@isaacprivette142

4 жыл бұрын

@@SawyerRockey stfu doomer

19:57 random kid in chat: *ThErS’3 A huCKeR111!1!1!1!1!1*

@mattinacave1947

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm it seems this floor is made out of floor

@FunnySkeleton101

3 жыл бұрын

Also kid:lets play on 2b2t

@Prokerboss

3 жыл бұрын

ZOMG HUCKER HELP!!11!1!1!1!!!11

@maxsnow9952

3 жыл бұрын

No shit sherlock

Whenever he says “incursions” all I can think of are the frog aliens from Ben 10.

@chadpowell1832

3 жыл бұрын

lol yess

@jackmist

3 жыл бұрын

IT STARTED WHEN AN ALIEN DEVICE DID WHAT IT DID!

@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967

3 жыл бұрын

What

@carcraftgmr9595

3 жыл бұрын

So true

Mans sounds like hes teaching a history class

@arthurthekyogre9155

4 жыл бұрын

He IS teaching, teaching the story of 2b2t!

@pierresihite8854

4 жыл бұрын

now hush child let him speak

@darthsauron8052

4 жыл бұрын

We all want to hear him tell his tale

@d4vid469

4 жыл бұрын

*_he is_*

@toastedcrackers9745

4 жыл бұрын

I know right

today i learned the following -history -military tactics/lessons -the power of the people/teamwork -the power of the media -the foolery of the 5th incursion general -the power of goals

@paradox_turtles2812

4 жыл бұрын

5th incursion general/7th incursion dictator

@jk8449

4 жыл бұрын

That's more than I learned last year in history class.

@tommyreusse3858

4 жыл бұрын

Such a good sum up

@gfunkk

4 жыл бұрын

@@paradox_turtles2812 ah, the power hungry. they might fall out but they always come back.

@inactivechannel992

4 жыл бұрын

1000th liker

I find the history of 2b2t so interesting! It's like watching an entire alternate universe. I wish i was a part of this fron the begining...

Peace in 2b2t: small grieving, some fights War in 2b2t: history of incursions

This world is a literal boys locker room

@joshatronawsome7412

4 жыл бұрын

No. 2b2t smells better

@melissawatenpaugh9891

4 жыл бұрын

BlitzYT so true

@ninjapanda236

4 жыл бұрын

joshatron awsome how do you know what it smells like. It probably smells like sweat also

@joshatronawsome7412

4 жыл бұрын

(NinjaPanda 236) 2b2t is an open space so I don’t think it would smell that bad and also the places that do smell bad would probably smell more like gunpowder and ozone Guessing from the amount of explosives they use. But who knows. Maybe it smells like a slaughter house with two million dead bodies decaying and releasing there bowels because of the amount of people they kill on the server? Just a thought.

@amaan_on_yt

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshatronawsome7412 I'd think spawn would smell the worst lol

I was doin school work while listening to this and accidentally called the French revolution the "the French incursion.

@clowntown5220

3 жыл бұрын

Stop I'm dying lmao

@rainbow_vader

3 жыл бұрын

I mean you're not wrong

@noahb.6592

3 жыл бұрын

Technically you’re not wrong term wisw

@mateorios1636

3 жыл бұрын

I realized that Jared actually was unstable as heck as Robespierre Both of em Kicked loyalists that dosen't do much activity Both were Maniacs Both of em were Once Leaders

@junio0o768

3 жыл бұрын

Mateo Rios coincidence? I THINK NOT

The 4th incursion felt like a dragon ball z battle. A powerful foe shows up, destroys everything, then threatens something that breaks the other party, the other party gets really mad and beats the shit out of them. It reminds me most of the Goku vs Freiza fight because of the sequence of events, and it also reminded me of the vegito vs buu fight because it required team veteran who didn't really want to cooperate, to cooperate.

Shoutout to Onachron at 19:46 in the chat for their complete bravery.

@DaMelon23

Жыл бұрын

💀

@MishaG4mer

Жыл бұрын

NAHHHHHH

@TheFirstCurse1

2 ай бұрын

I just looked up Toriel and I am beyond disgusted.

This should become a psychology and sociology study point.

@spiderdian2

5 жыл бұрын

The fact this precisely mirrors human behaviour in real life with all the wars and fights is hilarious

@user-me7hx8zf9y

5 жыл бұрын

@@spiderdian2 not essentially hilarious, preposterously interesting most definitely.

@jacksonli6710

5 жыл бұрын

@@spiderdian2 its surely interesting to watch ,still I just dont get whats the pt of all the incrusions wars, so stupid Lmao . Like I mean I get why some ppl love griefing , but these large scaled so called " War to pRoTEct OuR HOOOOOOme" are happenning because the old players ,aka veterans😂 , are getting upset that more new players joining in the server ?? Hell nah its so inmature and its like dogs barking when someone enters their home or sth

@kekky2033

5 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonli6710 just like real life.

@tonimarinkovic3234

5 жыл бұрын

Jackson Li you have probably never played any anarchy type server on mc. It is lots of fun to fight for something you believe and meet a lot of people that share your belief. I made a lot of friendships on this server. Its all just for fun. But sometimes people take it too seriously aka “7th incursion”

It's amazing how human nature can reflect itself in a game like this and grow to mirror that is real life. These full scale wars sound crazy.

@mattickista

4 жыл бұрын

Game servers are a reflection of the nature of certain human groups, they can have a very intricate (and interesting) history. Wich makes this video awesome.

@AverageAlien

4 жыл бұрын

As a true sandbox game, minecraft does reflect us as a species very well. Where you can destroy the whole world, take all of its resources, band together and form large groups etc etc. Eventually certain rules will be agreed upon so that the tribes or groups survive and grow.

@Varaga_82

4 жыл бұрын

Syphist Prime minecraft can perfectly be a thesis for a sociological, psychological or political essay or really any social study work. It really blows my mind 🤯

@arandomzoomer4837

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad this server is so full and I'm not a pro so I feel morally against me joining. I'd just clog up the server :( And I love the idea of being a part of the history of something and seeing it happen before my eyes too.

@lucabutbi

4 жыл бұрын

yo who else would watch a Scorcese-esque character study war film about 2b2t lol

"A new form of combat was emerging... Crystal Combat": Queue the Incursion taking Meth to increase performance

@MichelleW870

2 жыл бұрын

this reminds me of a certain european country that used a certain food to increase performance in the 1940s

It's incredible how an old Minecraft server can be so full of history.

“Asgard II” These men just predicted endgame

@potatoesareneat746

5 жыл бұрын

Actually in the norsh religion Asgard would have been destroyed and Asgard 2 would rise

@noobsgroobs9158

5 жыл бұрын

@@potatoesareneat746 well i never knew that

@cedrick25

5 жыл бұрын

@@potatoesareneat746 i think its norse mythology

@potatoesareneat746

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think your right

@crocodilesmash4064

5 жыл бұрын

There was also a second Asgard in the comics that was in Oklahoma (I think)

I'm thinking on making my thesis in college about the 2b2t server.

@ubhumma

4 жыл бұрын

RFN Kami what are you in anthropology?

@tarapiero

4 жыл бұрын

culture and language?

@thewanders6826

4 жыл бұрын

Thebes and Sound?

@maxim-2898

4 жыл бұрын

@@thewanders6826 this made me wheeze hahaha 2b2t's greatest civil engineer haha

@therealpatrickbateman1

4 жыл бұрын

I'd give you an A+

19:54 theres a guy saying THERES A HACKER HES TRYING TO HIT ME in the chat xD

Why is it, that I hate to learn history, but I want to know this? 😂

@Skywarslord

2 жыл бұрын

Because Minecraft is more fun then learning about charlmagne for the 50th time

@deletusmciamdeleted2797

2 жыл бұрын

@@Skywarslord true

@gamergod8210

2 жыл бұрын

@@Skywarslord and cuz ur sitting in class for an hour

The history of this server is more interesting than some parts of actual history

@evo.5489

4 жыл бұрын

first time i have actually wanted to learn history damn this is fascinating

@freskyii4811

4 жыл бұрын

Aaliyah Wood well of course an incursion is more interesting than someone taking a shit at 3 am with dysentery

@emgeevic524

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@liamedmonds4545

4 жыл бұрын

I mean technically 2b2t is a part of actual history if you think about it

@ffff4958

4 жыл бұрын

*most

Makes game of thrones look like a tea party

@Kenshin_2

4 жыл бұрын

It makes Russian sleep experiment look like a funny story

@thecommentato4

4 жыл бұрын

It makes having hard poop and not being to poop it out like dust

@GoblinsOfFarmington

4 жыл бұрын

This makes antivaxxers seem smart

@devoringdemonsoulq9086

4 жыл бұрын

Dude i want to buy pc minecraft

@guitarplayer9000

4 жыл бұрын

Devoringdemonsoul Q GOD DAMN IT YOU RUINED THE CHAIN

I like it how you talk about these things in such a way that it really draws you in to the story

It’s like listening to grandpa tell stories about the war

This server has without a doubt, THE most interesting history I have ever heard to this day...I hope this server never goes dark.

@arandomzoomer4837

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad I can't be a part of it.

@gamescubed7845

4 жыл бұрын

Saddest

@undercoverfbi3155

4 жыл бұрын

Data is corropting in 2b2t so the server might reset

@synthwav3635

4 жыл бұрын

@Undercover Fbi, I heard almost 10 years of history possibly lost

@impendingdoom7920

4 жыл бұрын

The end is coming. So much war, so much death, all of it pales in comparison to what is to come. The dying world will end, and not even house master wields the power to stop it.

I feel like 2B2T is just ancient history in Minecraft with all the stuff that goes down

@inderpreetsingh7429

5 жыл бұрын

A lot of servers have history like this

@vesuviabatman

5 жыл бұрын

nobody which ones? I’m bored

@thetreeboy.

5 жыл бұрын

Ever seen game of thrones?

@ogjogi4506

5 жыл бұрын

Thetreeboy no game of thrones is shitty siries because season 8

@therudestofclouds2007

5 жыл бұрын

and RTgame's server

Btw, if your wondering. The music at the beginning was FFXV Conditioned to hate.

@ZED_117

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

Bro that intro music... it sets the stage perfectly

@kds5294

3 жыл бұрын

What's the name of it?

@HKWHH

3 жыл бұрын

@@kds5294 FFXV Episode Ardyn OST - Conditioned to Hate (Insomnia theme) extended

The way Jared took over the 7th incursion is incredibly similar to Stalin's rise to power.

@AGGSab

5 жыл бұрын

Dude this shit should be looked into by scientists for actual war causes and stuff. VERY cool

@JonasTisell

5 жыл бұрын

@@AGGSab real wars arent caused because of autism

@AGGSab

5 жыл бұрын

Jonas Tisell I meant the last incursion how it was caused by a power hungry ruler

@g-forcefgt323

5 жыл бұрын

@@AGGSab r/wooosh

@styxrakash4639

5 жыл бұрын

Jonas Tisell you ever read about how 4chan got the CIA to drone strike an ISIS training base

Old players: gets upset New players: new mission - *survive*

@thescreemregular5168

4 жыл бұрын

Hudson Sanderson Don’t mess with the *fit* ness you will get recked

@closingyak17894

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@floati9060

3 жыл бұрын

I’m planing to get java edition just so I could be on 2b2t

@deathmachine6376

3 жыл бұрын

@@floati9060 same but they say rthat you'll have to wait like 12 hours to play so not a good idea

@floati9060

3 жыл бұрын

Shrey Patel yeah

I’ve never played Minecraft but I still find these 2b2t vids fascinating. Fell down the rabbit hole today… and have been enjoying the history.

“Incursions are dead.” Infinity Incursion: Oh, I don’t think so.

The dude's voice and the music is making this seem more intense than it needs to be

@dark_ops1651

4 жыл бұрын

KaL and I LOVE it

@norbivans9939

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@norbivans9939

4 жыл бұрын

@@surfexcel9178 That is what is giving him popularity, but the best thing is this server has better history than the actual World, lmao

@qxarts3896

4 жыл бұрын

This is basically the history channel at 2 AM

@sharmcd4269

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a game about cube block people and it’s so intense

Guy in chat "THERE'S A HACKER!" ...no shit?

@tnl35

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@Mr0LemAud

4 жыл бұрын

" Oh god let's kill him "

@Annihilation_Studios

4 жыл бұрын

Buh

@haliwagner5231

4 жыл бұрын

"WhErE Do I RePoRt HaCkErS" XD

@Mr0LemAud

4 жыл бұрын

@@haliwagner5231 " in the chatt of newcommers , man "

I know more about 2b2t history than I do for my own country

Been watching all these 2b2t videos I had always heard of it but just started playing Minecraft last November. This is so fascinating. Madness. I’m glad I was late because now I get to see the history ❤️ it’s isn’t over.

The moral of the story is.. Just play lan with your friends

@thedudethatneveruploads2617

4 жыл бұрын

unless you want to live in crusades on THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT

@AFrame06

4 жыл бұрын

Ian???

@tiantian5693

4 жыл бұрын

@@AFrame06 Lan, so your friends can join your world workout making a server or realm

@AFrame06

4 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh LAN on my tablet it looks like the name Ian so I can get those confused sometimes

@tiantian5693

4 жыл бұрын

@@AFrame06 oh oki

KZreadr: I'm gonna play on 2b2t Everyone: *that's mad talk for someone within incursion distance*

@TheActualMrLink

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't like...EVERYWHERE incursion distance???

@AbsoluteAbsurd

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@skudmulldreams8970

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheActualMrLink precisely.

@sneedfeedandseed2410

4 жыл бұрын

I knew I wasnt the only one who thought about the crusades.

@xavyah4128

4 жыл бұрын

Le epic jojo reference

2B2T: Alright let's do this Incursion! Jared: *cracks fingers* Ahh, looks like it's time to screw everything up.

I love how all the classic incursions were all by the same group

When you realize that a Minecraft server has a better story than infinity war

@null4316

4 жыл бұрын

this man is a preacher. 31 in queue rn

@ajinkyatarodekar9099

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@javafloof

4 жыл бұрын

lmao true

@johanolsson4295

4 жыл бұрын

I'm active on a server with a wiki

@florianzajac9600

4 жыл бұрын

2b2t the movie? Heh I will be rich

*Meanwhile, I calmly finish my dirt house in singleplayer* Okay...

@nikkotek6033

4 жыл бұрын

Damn its fucken BauLAD from CWRP. Didnt expect to find you here.

@inthebeginning6895

4 жыл бұрын

If I was building some of this stuff. I’d die so much falling off

@bean8268

4 жыл бұрын

@@arty7122 Really...damn how long have you been playing minecraft for its just a few blocks lmao

@childishgalvino

4 жыл бұрын

BauLAD that’s cool , as long as you had fun(:

Jared2013 is like the starscream of 2b2t; always scheming, always failing, ever ambitious, but never learning.

It's really fun to hear the history from someone who was actually REALLY INVOLVED in the history.

Minecraft, a game already with the tools to basically create a civilization and soceity, also has a server that can emulate the most complex, outrageous, and brutal concept in existence. War.

@Alex-mr5ji

5 жыл бұрын

I you think of it like that it sounds scary

@DrQuasi

5 жыл бұрын

War is literally the thing all of humanity share With all the civilisations in the world you’ll see the common ground between all of em is war

@zenaidaviodor1807

5 жыл бұрын

DrQuasi chaos... chaos is the thing we all have

Damn it only took 3 seconds for him to say “oldest anarchy server”

@jimmyadams5153

4 жыл бұрын

Not even a record though lmao

@mr.superb4331

4 жыл бұрын

In, every, single, god, damn, video

I've considered visiting 2b2t just to explore and see the sights but I've heard there are spawn campers that won't let you go anywhere so that'd be a bit of an issue to say the least.

I love how the community and server is complex and deep enough that there was such a thing as greatest civil engineer

Imagine this server but with Galacticraft - Entire planets being colonized, taken over, and raided

@zapheawesome

4 жыл бұрын

that would actually be amazing

@timothyng3226

4 жыл бұрын

What about the Droid attack on the wookies?

@bateli9733

4 жыл бұрын

Someone has to make this. Maybe also with industrialcraft?

@valky5598

4 жыл бұрын

By 9 year olds.

@Vinnini

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine it with ICBM.

It’s funny how much stuff there is to watch instead of revising for a Chemistry exam

@shadowkillz9606

5 жыл бұрын

Let yourself be part of the history...

I mostly just lured people underground as a redstone maniac. Just found your channel and had no clue this wild war was happening on the surface.

The song in the beginning is FFXV Episode Ardyn OST - Conditioned to Hate (Insomnia theme) extended if anyone is wondering

Can we turn 2bt2s history into a dark fantasy type show? like god damn 2b2t has better story than most shows, movies, and games. lol

@mlgproplayer2915

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr! It could be a awesome game or animated serie!

@unconsciousimmortal

5 жыл бұрын

thats bc its real life

@unconsciousimmortal

5 жыл бұрын

it would ruin the history if it was a show no plot armour just fax

@sokandueler9578

5 жыл бұрын

RavelTheOne I would PAY to watch that

@blatti1748

5 жыл бұрын

Guys its not actually that epic as fit portrays it.

Notch : lets create a game that envolves the players with all the power and create great structures 2b2t : i like war. I REALLY REALLY like wars.

@clayxros576

5 жыл бұрын

*german voice* I. Love. Vore.

@2manyeggshells

5 жыл бұрын

@@clayxros576 zats vunny

@Element-tb6lp

5 жыл бұрын

Do you like death too?

@doyouseeme27

5 жыл бұрын

@@clayxros576 hellsing

@rekon1500

5 жыл бұрын

Well the war was started because players wanted to defend their structures. War is part of our nature. Is that really hard to think about?

Everyone: incursions are over MrBeast: joins 2b2t Everyone: *forms 10th incursion in under an hour

I love how fitmc makes these events feel more dramatic than actual wars

Too many players for an eighth incursion? Thanos was right

@Isaacreeper

4 жыл бұрын

Yuss

@zane7929

4 жыл бұрын

Its probably coming

@alexanders2669

4 жыл бұрын

F L A M I N G O One happens every few years. It’s bound to happen and I can’t wait.

@zane7929

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexanders2669 it just seems like one is coming because of the Etika shrine greif

@herpydepth1204

4 жыл бұрын

T

KZreadr: mentions 2b2t Their fan base: *you shouldn’t have done that*

@KaaneDragonShinobi

4 жыл бұрын

First rule of fight club Make a youtube video about fight club

Even 2 years later I’m still watching this over and over

The public hanging at 9:32.... I'm at a loss for words, these pro minecraft players really be wilding

@benj.j

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@centerpoint2844

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@louisetheophile4286

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@adamelford1564

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@blandpotato2847

5 жыл бұрын

😂

in the 2b2t universe, the advent of crystal combat is tantamount to the discovery of gunpowder and firearms in the real world

*Imagine if the server updated to the latest version*

@SillyPurpleCat

2 жыл бұрын

@@tatir7081 oh god will it-

@SillyPurpleCat

2 жыл бұрын

@@tatir7081 that sounds nice!

@ron.9039

2 жыл бұрын

Fit said the server might be updating to 1.16 and skipping all the other major updates in order so it's gonna be like a new era

Now THIS is the true minecraft storymode

@0subscriberswithnovideosch774

4 жыл бұрын

it has better writing than it too

@slenderminion289

4 жыл бұрын

Storymode had Boomtown. 2b2t is Nuketown.

@stormalexandrioz4308

4 жыл бұрын

2b2t the mc Chernobyl

@mrleg4461

4 жыл бұрын

0 subscribers with no videos challenge yes I remember loving it when I was 11-13 but know that I’m 16 I went back to it for nostalgia and it had so much bad, childish dialogue and I went to season 2 witch I loved more so yeah

Holy heck man, this was like an actual war. Suicide Bombers, Air Strikes, etc.

@fanaticalplel1003

5 жыл бұрын

Kale ikr this sounds so crazy! Like real life world wars.

@mikocil-wu5mp

5 жыл бұрын

I hear they used ppl to work on farms like slaves

@rustyssj9467

4 жыл бұрын

mhm when i first spawned into 2b2t i became a slave. They forced me to place obsidian blocks around spawn. When I would get the job done they would throw me some food or some armor. I was told to watch over new players and kill them. Of course I was not allowed to leave. sleep was impossible for me as well and this was a time before phantoms. Eventually I did manage to leave once the need for obsidian ended and the incursions came to a close.

@fanaticalplel1003

4 жыл бұрын

Goku Black dude. This server needs help.

@rustyssj9467

4 жыл бұрын

@@fanaticalplel1003 good thing i left it lol its fun but its really toxic