2AB Ki Gajab Kahaani - Stand-up Comedy by Varun Grover
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Who says our leaders don't have a sense of humor? At least it can't be disproved mathematically.
Video credits:
Edited by: Ramit Verma (aka Official PeeingHuman on youtube)
Shot by: Dishang Popat, Nishant Thawrani, Saumya James, and Vivian Castellino
Sound: Sreejith Menon
Venue: The Habitat, Khar, Mumbai
Special Thanks: Kunal Kamra
Пікірлер: 11 000
Bhot Hard, bhot Hard 😂
@narendrapratap368
5 жыл бұрын
Bhai tu kabhi AAP ke bare me video banayega , 6 sal se sarkar h Delhi me aur kuch nhi kiya
@mohansinghbibyan9682
5 жыл бұрын
Love you dhruv bhai
@adarshyadav8498
5 жыл бұрын
Lots of love Dhruv Rathee❤️😍❤️
@luvksh6364
5 жыл бұрын
AEY TATHEE
@samar7699
5 жыл бұрын
@Not Just Another Atheist In jese liberals se baat krna khud Ka mood kharab krne vaali Baat h They have only one thing to say and do Modi g Modi g
Comedians are reporting truth and reporters are joking 😂
@AyaanKhan-tb2ot
5 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY 🙂
@CA_maheshlahoti_ih
5 жыл бұрын
IF COMEDIANS ARE REPORTING THE TRUTH THEN I WOULD DEFINITELY SAY PREVIOUS GOVT MADE OUR INDIA A DEVELOPED COUNTRY IN LAST 60 YEARS. MATLAB KUCH BHI KYA
@Riyaayaa
5 жыл бұрын
@@saimhasankhan3752 This is the problem with andhbhakts. The question shouldn't only be "Modi nahi toh kaun?" but "Modi kyun?" P.S. why do you guys think if we aren't supporting Modi, we are congressi. I hate Congress but that doesn't make me love Modi. Aapka jawaab aapko mil gaya.
@Riyaayaa
5 жыл бұрын
@@CA_maheshlahoti_ih Isn't this person saying the truth? You tell me what did he lie about? Also, maine toh reporters aur comedians ka comparison kiya. It's you who replaced "reporters" by "Modi" well well.
@Riyaayaa
5 жыл бұрын
@@saimhasankhan3752 Also, correctly said youth news nahi dekhna chahti. I feel nowadays, it's better to be uninformed than to be misinformed. Kisi ko mislead nahi kiya jaa raha, you can't deny with one word that he said.
Oxygen joke is so relatable now😭😭
@shreeramshinde8492
3 жыл бұрын
😭
@atulitharsh4016
2 жыл бұрын
exactly
@cosMYs891
2 жыл бұрын
😭
@vishalnayak5800
Жыл бұрын
Please understand me??
Imagine how happy modiji would be when he learns the binomial theorem 😂😂
@banyankhan7865
2 жыл бұрын
Right
@cosMYs891
2 жыл бұрын
😆
@ziyasayyad5658
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@potato...0
2 жыл бұрын
@@ziyasayyad5658 😅😅
@potato...0
2 жыл бұрын
@@cosMYs891 Rathee?😂
Kids: a+b square Men: a+b whole square Legends: a+b into bracket square
@AS-zh5hv
3 жыл бұрын
Let’s make this the top comment ✊
@dr.subratkamila9819
3 жыл бұрын
Are bhai bhai bhai
@mdsaddamhussain3365
3 жыл бұрын
Newton hota to ek bar for mar jata
@whoiam3918
3 жыл бұрын
Tabhi me decide kiya engineering nahi karunga 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@amoldhilpe7419
3 жыл бұрын
Add Modiji: a+b into square into bracket square
That "Extra 2AB" now known as Akshay Kumar. 😂😂😂
@shivangikushwaha1798
5 жыл бұрын
Looooooool😂😂😂😂
@SoulforLife98
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shreenathkamble5862
5 жыл бұрын
Ye to perfect hai Akshaykumar Bhatiya magar 2 kaha se aya?
@defaultaccount6304
5 жыл бұрын
Arrey bhai bhai bhai!! Lmao.
@mohammedabid5630
5 жыл бұрын
Areyyyy bhai bhai bhai 😅😂😂😂
''Kuch bhi Bol Du, MAin Abhi Pm nahi bana hu'' :P He always Nails It
This is satirical humour with brains with truth...
Everytime he says a+b square, my OCD keeps telling me it is a+b whole square.
@vj1101
4 жыл бұрын
Hari Sadu Your OCD must be going nuts each time Modi goes “a plus b into square” or better still “a plus b into bracket square”
@shrimoyeepoddar9094
4 жыл бұрын
Same here.... Every time my mind was saying a+b whole square
@pr1yanshu
4 жыл бұрын
Modi OCDka h
@karanbahety2481
4 жыл бұрын
Same thing happen to me
@kirandeep1534
4 жыл бұрын
So same😂😂
Comedians are braver than big media houses.
@maheshg8254
4 жыл бұрын
Kut rahto
@AyuSerious
4 жыл бұрын
Whom did you voted for ?
@badshahhindustani1426
4 жыл бұрын
@necromancer sahi
@badshahhindustani1426
4 жыл бұрын
critisizing nationalist party leaders and hindus is bravery according to you
@karansh9184
4 жыл бұрын
I agree with you bro
आप कितनी भी कोशिश कर लो इंडिया के बेस्ट कॉमेडियन तो मोदी जी ही रहेंगे।।।🤣🤣
@ertugrul2k20
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@PankajGupta-fz1un
Жыл бұрын
Comedy nhi feku no. 1
@novemberalpha6023
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 well said
@NarendraJi-qr2is
Ай бұрын
😅😅
Writing in 2024: After the recent incidents between India and Canada, Varun sir, RD Sharma sir ko bolke formula change karwa dete hain !!
@prashanthemm
2 ай бұрын
Haha, good one ;D
@jassa5974
Ай бұрын
Abhi (A-B)² wala formula lag gya or jo extra -2AB aaya h vo india or Canada h
Comedians are criticizing the government better than the opposition
@randomscg
5 жыл бұрын
Better than opposition and better than media
@yashjainghuwara364
5 жыл бұрын
Well even when opposition do it's work, godi media don't bother to show it. How often you saw the statements given by opposition on national news channels. Ye bik gayi hai media, ab is media mai kuch rakha hai.
@innovators7540
5 жыл бұрын
@@yashjainghuwara364 are we saying that comedians are able to find a platform for their voices to be heard and acknowledged but opposition is so sub-statured that they are unable to do that. I think even if journalist are biased, there are other medium like twitter, KZread where they can interact and build opinion.
@DeepakKumar-qg9fp
5 жыл бұрын
Congress na Satta me rehna layak hai na vipaksh mei.
@shamikchakraborty3341
5 жыл бұрын
That's because Comedians can also criticize the opposition
*Aryabhata gave us 0* And *Modi ji gave us extra 2ab* 😂
@jugalkishornayak8863
5 жыл бұрын
Nope. Modiji gave us MITRON particle.
@Riyaayaa
5 жыл бұрын
India has talent
@20tejas
5 жыл бұрын
Modi waves🤣🤣
@sudhak5057
5 жыл бұрын
Not Aryabhatiya...it is Aryabhatta.
@20tejas
5 жыл бұрын
@@sudhak5057 in modiverse it's aryabhatiya🤣🤣
I just went to Wikipedia and realized he is an IITian..... Huge respect for Varun, for not bringing up the fact that he is IIT even when talking about Maths...
@mdzaid5925
2 жыл бұрын
Correction: He is not an IIT'an. When he graduated from BHU, it was not an IIT at that time.
@jayshahhetalkumar7507
2 жыл бұрын
He was in BHU which was not IIT that time. Also my physics sir was in BHU and they were friends at that time.
Science Teacher:Atom consist of Electron , Proton, Neutron. Modiji:Hold my Mitron
@garimabaranwal8725
2 жыл бұрын
This comment is underrated
He's the same guy who wrote the screenplay of Sacred Games, The movie Masaan, The song Moh Moh Ke Dhaage, And he does amazing stand-ups as well! Varun Grover for you guys! He redefines perfection :)
@vipinshukla7256
5 жыл бұрын
He is also an IITian
@amirkhan-tc5yz
4 жыл бұрын
I just got to Know this brilliant hai ladka
@sourabhparashar8120
4 жыл бұрын
He also wrote the songs of gangs of wasseypur
@alikashif1750
4 жыл бұрын
And also song Direct or some sort of participant of Gangs of Wasseypur songs
@skypatr0l
4 жыл бұрын
Zeeshan Qadri wrote GOW Varun Grover was co writer
The HAIN really cracked me up.
@mahroofahmad6583
3 жыл бұрын
Really bro🤣🤣
@sadafsain
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nayumsolanki3842
3 жыл бұрын
Same bhai 😂😂😂
@ajayshrivastava2158
3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@MohanKumar-jp4tn
3 ай бұрын
2:34😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Another level jokes satires sarcasm my God so hilarious 🤣😆😂😄 u r the best Varun
@aanand_babu
6 ай бұрын
Aur baaki Varuns ka kya?
@dyat1820
6 ай бұрын
@@aanand_babu tumhe tone samajh nahi aaya comment ka
@aanand_babu
6 ай бұрын
@@dyat1820 are bhai joke tha yrr 😂😂😂🙏
someone on 2:45 , like puck puck puck , i was hen? hain!
When Comedians do more journalism than 98% of big time journalists in India
@sirisiri9180
5 жыл бұрын
Godhi media
@sirisiri9180
5 жыл бұрын
BN Kapoor lol u did n't get 😂😂😂do u still think wht arnav gowswami doing journalism??bhakts
@sirisiri9180
5 жыл бұрын
BN Kapoor while media doing coomedy shows
@youngblood3337
5 жыл бұрын
@@bakugo8971 saach bola yehi News hai unfortunately paid media is not allowed to do that anymore 😂
@Asad-Hasan
5 жыл бұрын
Bhai kaha se itna sach laate ho😂😂🤣🤣please I can't stop laughing help 2 ab hate speech😂
The encounter killing and oxygen killing joke is the most underrated punchline!
@firojrahaman1070
4 жыл бұрын
Repoter 2 ) child
@mayukhdatta4017
4 жыл бұрын
I did not honestly get it
@hiteshramani9407
4 жыл бұрын
because media houses are not showing such news...
@rajeshrai6529
4 жыл бұрын
@@mayukhdatta4017 Report karne ka kaam news reporter se zyada local public witnesses aur police ka hota hai, aur kya kahe
@falerest0948
4 жыл бұрын
can you explain them please? I didn't get them
He is a National Award Winning LYRICIST , WRITER🔥 (Sacred Games, Masaan, udta punjab, etc) and An Amazing STAND-UP COMIC....... 💯A Real All-Rounder💯
@raheelmalya7559
6 ай бұрын
and an IITian
@ilovemybharat12
5 ай бұрын
Punjabi non Sikh upper caste are too mean they criticize their own religion. Most of them are very much similar. They never think about whole nation welfare they think about only their family.
Awesome....he not only does to comedy but also addresses the serious issues while keeping the humour intact
That audio clip at the end tho😂😂😂👏👏
@shh11111
5 жыл бұрын
mera sir ghumne laga wo sunke
@siddharthmehta6220
5 жыл бұрын
He wasn't kidding when he spoke about "WEED ENERGY" in Canada. Learn to take him seriously.
mathematics me a+b into square into bracket square kare to? Waah modi ji waah.
@rohitjha986
5 жыл бұрын
Apna pm is always high
@cookie-cs2zp
5 жыл бұрын
modi ki degree fake hai, proved.
@badruddinmallick8361
5 жыл бұрын
MODI NIKALTA HAI
@RajaHRaja
5 жыл бұрын
Chai wale se aur Kya umid Kar rahe ho....
@anirudhashukla303
5 жыл бұрын
Maths pdha h kya bhai kbhi zindagi me nhi pdha ho to pdhna pehle
brilliant+ ironic+ satirical +🖤 comedy+irony= new genre Varun...
Finally we got one more awsm stand up comedian. Keep it up dude ...
1:57 Cosmic hum- Om......... Hritik Roshan-"aila jaadu"
@rudysanimeworld4537
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MohdSameer-bq3im
4 жыл бұрын
Babita jhi😂😜
@tashbihanashit3285
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@fanboy5272
3 жыл бұрын
Proof Jaadu was a hindu
@yash-vk1cm
3 жыл бұрын
hyms hota naki hum
He looks like Abhishek Bacchan who starved and turned smart and sarcastic.
@UdaySingh-im4hd
4 жыл бұрын
chusa hua Abhishek Bachchan??
@youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338
4 жыл бұрын
@@UdaySingh-im4hd hahaha
@magicart3712
4 жыл бұрын
Bhai mt kr comapare plzz ye bnda bhot shi hai usse😂😂😂
@PriyanshuKumar-bl7dh
4 жыл бұрын
Bhai Yeh banda iitian h.
@priyankamenon9115
4 жыл бұрын
hahahaha but whatever he's the best!!!!
Dark humor 😂 One of the best Pokerface comedian🤩❤
Watched this video many times, and still upto watch many times more..Fantastic Varun!
"Nyi hate speech lo mere se"....and " do judges ki jaan bach gyi" is just hilarious😆😂😂👏👏👏
@tkchannel2883
5 жыл бұрын
Hi Samiya khan
@samk5929
5 жыл бұрын
prabal rana andhbhakt spotted
This is exactly the kind of humor this country is missing. Periodt.!
@raminderkaur7232
3 жыл бұрын
More than comedy is this harsh reality of our country
@scidro1115
3 жыл бұрын
What does period mean, when you mention it at the end of sentence?
@himangshukalita4328
3 жыл бұрын
@@scidro1115 it's like saying in hindi "Keh diya na. Bas keh diya!"
@scidro1115
3 жыл бұрын
@@himangshukalita4328 😂👍
@rabbithole9373
3 жыл бұрын
@@scidro1115 it means, that statement is fixed or an understood fact which can't be changed
Too good, hidden sarcasm is amazing 🤩
Love this guy !! Thank you KZread for the recommendation
Last punch was solid... "Do judges ki jaan Bach gyi"
@Anarchist369
6 ай бұрын
😂😂
Modi : 2ab = India and Canada Maths: Am I Joke To You ?
@charlie23295
5 жыл бұрын
Maths:Do i look like laudya to you?
@naruto_uzumakee
5 жыл бұрын
Maths: 2AB matlab..? Modi: 2AB matlab India and Cana.... (Maths interrupts) Maths: matlab mera lauda
@abhishekdelu4027
5 жыл бұрын
beta tu to peda bhi joke joke me ho gya
@noordeepkaur7795
5 жыл бұрын
That's it. This comment wins it.
@urjabhatt1622
5 жыл бұрын
Nailed it 😂
Varun Grover is my Addict, since more than Humour, there will always a Social Message. Love you ❤❤🙏🏻🙏🏻💐💐💐
मैं एक गृहणी हूँ, बच्चो से आप कि तारिफ सुनी और बस मज़ा आ गया ।very very good sense of humor. Plus knowledge level. 👍🙏
😂 Varun grover is my 3rd favourite comedian.. Modiji and arnab goswami are still above him
@newaccount2979
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Dakshohri
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@shaileshgadge3116
3 жыл бұрын
Bhai Sambit ko bhul gaye
@nishanttripathi3183
3 жыл бұрын
@@shaileshgadge3116 😂Ohh sorry...he is my favourite actor after modiji
@shaileshgadge3116
3 жыл бұрын
@@nishanttripathi3183 ye bhi thik hai
This is what we call *sense of humour* . Kudos to you mr. Perfectionist. 🙏☺️🇮🇳✨
@vikasojha1991
5 жыл бұрын
jyada ho gaya
@memberofparliament6142
5 жыл бұрын
@@vikasojha1991 being a connoisseur. ✌️☺️
@vikasojha1991
5 жыл бұрын
@@memberofparliament6142 😁
@memberofparliament6142
5 жыл бұрын
@@vikasojha1991 😄👍
@memberofparliament6142
5 жыл бұрын
@@deadpool8389 karma runs the life energy. Giving is a taking itself. 💫
Arey yaar bas kar ❤😂😂 Ur absolutely great I can not Stop laughing 😅
After 4 year, I got the meaning behind passing joke, "Amit Shah is Watching" 1854 Novel- the concept of Surveillance Government. I am always inspired by your work sir. I am jealous of your command over fine writing and effortless comic style. ❤😂😢😅😊
Who is here after Modiji extracted Oxygen from Windmill?
@midnightblue_s
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@primekraken6108
3 жыл бұрын
😂 I hav completed the pyramid of laughing emoji
@vinny968
3 жыл бұрын
Ye kon si news hai
@manumanmaneesh3390
3 жыл бұрын
@@primekraken6108 😂😂😂😂
@BHURBAK
3 жыл бұрын
Bhai scientist modi ne nali me pipe dal kar gas se chai banai hai to windmill se oxygen nikalna uss Mahan scientist ke liye kuch bhi nahi hai... thode dino me wo badal se petrol nikalega... uski har man ki baat sunte rehna... ek din bolega... ek like to the great scientist ke liye to banta hai boss....🍌🖕🩳🩲👙🍌🖕🩳🩲👙
This 2ab liner deserves to be on a t-shirt
@probusguy
5 жыл бұрын
Agree
@SRRA
5 жыл бұрын
इस का क्या मतलब है
3:40 oxygen killing
you and Rahul are doing great comedies these days.:)
*2ab=weed energy* 😂
@S_Rose84
4 жыл бұрын
2 ab means between two legs.. 😁 😁 😁
@Kamrankhan-im2nv
4 жыл бұрын
@@S_Rose84 are talking about ghutne ---- alia bhat
@mdshaanfaiyaz4242
4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha
@sanasayed5793
4 жыл бұрын
🤦♀🤣
4:20 😂 Varun: Kaun hai yahan UP waale? Audience: ✋ Varun: Haath nhi uthane hote.
@tsk12171
5 жыл бұрын
That was epic.
@BY-yb3vs
5 жыл бұрын
@@tanveerahmad2865 he has been doing that since 2012...
@habib-ur-rahmanniyaazi6632
5 жыл бұрын
Koi great kaam nahi kiya
@justsaying9189
5 жыл бұрын
@Anuj Bhatt By Kunal Kamra squad= Legend Squad, Right. They are epic never tired of watching their comedy's show.
@vaibhav9340
5 жыл бұрын
@Kaustubh Kumbhar UP se hai toh kya bolna cha rha hai Bhai ?
Mazak mazak mein itni badi baat kehna bahot badi baat hai .. you are always my fvrt Varun sir
One of my all time favourite ❤️
Cosmic sound me OM hai 😂😂😂😂😂 Heeeiiin
@vegetaandslaine8722
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha that line cracked me up!!
@memia5318
5 жыл бұрын
Jokes apart,it is true.You can google about it.
@divs6359
5 жыл бұрын
@@memia5318 its not. no need to google it and read crap. search it on youtube and listen to it yourself.
@vegetaandslaine8722
5 жыл бұрын
@@memia5318 hahahahaha use hum sound khte hain Na ki om
@mrudul4150
4 жыл бұрын
@@memia5318 *whatsapp university 🎓*
Now go hide in clouds. Else modiji's radar will find you.. 😂
@sam16rockstar92
5 жыл бұрын
Hhennnn!
@safinimran2758
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@musikmadmusik
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@piyushpandita8016
4 жыл бұрын
No one else is doing anything. Do pranayam baby
@ismailshaikh9875
4 жыл бұрын
Modi ka chamcha hai kya be
This guy is a genius!!! Apart from delivering brilliant comedy, he pens screenplays for hit movies?!?! And lovely lyrics for songs?!?! One of my favourite songs is Moh Moh Ke Dhage!
Varun grover...love you for this stand up..
This is why I pay for my internet 😂 Edit : thanx for all the likes ❤
@kusumthakur9460
5 жыл бұрын
Trueeee😍😍😍
@shoaibmax
5 жыл бұрын
This is why I read comments 😂
@deadpool8389
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe you should be happy that part of your money is empowering molestors who wouldn't otherwise get jobs
@idayg6457
5 жыл бұрын
@@deadpool8389 yeah I'm damn happy ,it's my money none of ur money 😎
@minajmondal9688
5 жыл бұрын
waah waah modi je☺☺
"Bud bud bud bud, rangeen billi" Lmoa😂
I threw away my algebra book 19 years ago now i want to apply for a pm? Is there a opening for PM?
@ajnabeedost403
2 жыл бұрын
Yessss
Leaving the original Modi ji's comment on a+b in the end, was the killer move Varun ji
For the first time KZread India's trending page showing actual good content.
@cookie-cs2zp
5 жыл бұрын
CLASH OF FUN bhai tu b kush kr ,bol modi ke khilaf.
@harshit_v
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah this video is amazing but it's not the first time bro.
@DeepakKumar-ym1hd
5 жыл бұрын
That's why so much dislikes.
@WhyWay7.0
3 жыл бұрын
H koi JNU wala... 😂😂😂
This was the job of media but unfortunately they have become comedians and comedians have become reporters.
@ashizainab3100
5 жыл бұрын
Good
@rebellious18sidh
5 жыл бұрын
So true
@Techtips200
5 жыл бұрын
True
@supertramp5545
5 жыл бұрын
This was the job of comedians but unfortunately comedians have become molestors and molestors have become comedians
@zaidi0to1
5 жыл бұрын
@@ashizainab3100 remember me ?????
Many times he speakes such a truth in easy way. Awesome
Don't know how but youtube recommend this to me just 1 month before UP elections 😂🤪
Cosmic sound "Hainnnn??" Woah! This is some satire 👌👌
@ankitarya4799
5 жыл бұрын
Abe use sukoon nahi Alas ana bolte hai...
@ankitarya4799
5 жыл бұрын
Kya bencho bitching hi karte rehte ho comedy ke naam pe... bhosdiwala
@ankitarya4799
5 жыл бұрын
@@ZaidKhan-et4rv ye apni pados ke uncle se puchna ki tum kinki paidaish ho.
@alakmarshafin9065
5 жыл бұрын
@9.5M Views wo me batata hu #BJPITcell ese hahahah..
@ankitarya4799
5 жыл бұрын
@9.5M Views Achcha matlab wo bina baat ke abuse kar to kisine nahi picha kaise maine gaddar bol diya to puchne lage.Gaddarri kar raha hai wo ISLAM aur apne muslim dharm se.And you sound a lot like "him"(bhaiya) ... Hahaha lol.
Varun has the audacity to do this...and I appreciate his guts....admire him a lot♡♡♡
@k.sjecymol2611
3 жыл бұрын
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
@aniruddhxie2k215
2 жыл бұрын
Nah not that much but this guy got guts
@CMBMohammadAbdullahBilgrami
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah True 💯
@-RishitaBiswas
2 жыл бұрын
Ek line mein dhamki aur tareef dono krdi😂😂😂😂
@madhaviphadnis
2 жыл бұрын
What's the big deal? People have built careers criticizing Modi. What's the risk?
Sachayi ko bolne k liye jigar chahiye jo apke aur Munawar farooqui bhai k pass hai 💛😎🔥🤟👏👏👏
Extra 2AB niklata hai😂😂😂
@supreetsingh9061
5 жыл бұрын
BC modi gatta foonk ke speach deta hai kya ..... kuch bhi bol deta hai .....#SasteNashe 😂😂😂😂
@aarushmishramumbaikar5932
5 жыл бұрын
Hii rakshita
Your piece was a laugh riot ... But the most I laughed was in the end when Shir Shri Modi Ji gave that Brahma Gyaan... Heard it for the first time... Extra 2AB Kahan se aaya.... Lol....
Canadian President be like : Canada is out from this f****g a+b²
This guy is awesome. 100 years ahead
NASA's equipment said "HEI?" And thanks for the proof at the end. 😂😂😂
@pratik3200
5 жыл бұрын
Ha nahi to aa jaate andh bhakt
After this video,Bhakts wants to know the location of your morning walk.
@mukeshchaudhary5081
5 жыл бұрын
Especially me.. koi mujhe batayega.. ye bhed ki si sakal wala chaman chutiya kaha paya jata h 😂😂😂 Sath me us kamra ka bhi adda patta mil jaye to sone pe suhaga 😎
@devnarayanbagmariya6693
5 жыл бұрын
Too bad he is lazy he dont go for morning walk.
@Imiking
5 жыл бұрын
Ghazipur near at the biggest opium factory 😂
@shantanuchakraborty5608
5 жыл бұрын
Yea but what do you think about the sexual harassment case against him?!? Should be bullshit right coz he's anti mode plus a poet!!
@silvermix5093
5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry they are busy on that second comedy Just see the thumbnail of Aaj ki taza khabar of course don't see their video because we all know they just can't just somebody else is doing their job
Listening to this hundredth time…. Still getting amused and amazed…. You are true intellectual
that Om sound from the universe was awesome 😝😂😂
Was waiting for this video from the moment you tweeted. Totally worth it. Would love to see your full stand up someday. Please come to Jaipur.
@BheemSingh-qg5dg
5 жыл бұрын
6:29
@ayush5938
5 жыл бұрын
@@BheemSingh-qg5dg That's Aisi Taisi Democracy, although I also love that show too and will certainly go if i won't have exams but I also want to see him performing a solo stand-up.
@aqbilal
5 жыл бұрын
waha se Jhalawaad kitna dur hai?😉😉😉
@sarfrazkhan2095
5 жыл бұрын
@@aqbilal 5 hours ka rasta h
@BheemSingh-qg5dg
5 жыл бұрын
@@ayush5938 gotcha
Modiji: India and Canada are the 2ab in the formula of (a+b)^2. Ramanujan : to mei kya Karun? Job chod dun?
@mintusharma1768
3 жыл бұрын
Iska matla kya hai? Same?
@googleuser471
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha 😂😂
@manusarda
3 жыл бұрын
@@mintusharma1768 last me modiji ka statement suno. Woh synergy ki baat kar rahe they Which means 1+1=11. Lekin ye anpadh log aloo se sona banayenge.
@r.7530
3 жыл бұрын
@@manusarda aur tum padhe likhe log wind turbine se oxygen🤡
@Mehaksartandcrafts203
3 жыл бұрын
Ramanujan Maaro mujhe maaro
Varun, You are a Genius. I am looking your video since Years. You are really the opposition
Kamaal kar diye
I was listening that last speech.. And I was like... Whattttttt?
@vegetaandslaine8722
5 жыл бұрын
Me too bro!!😂😂😂😂
@sarthaksharma5772
5 жыл бұрын
I was like -- Haiii?
@priyanshuyt302
5 жыл бұрын
@Shivam Chaurasiya When they are separate, shouldn't they just be A and B separately? And if you bring them together, shouldn't they just be A+B? How does square come in?😂😂😂 Literally the lengths to which bhakts go to defend Modi is ridiculous.
@kyakarogenaamjankar898
5 жыл бұрын
@Shivam Chaurasiya are akhir kare toh kare kya bole toh bole kya..
@Throwaway-xr6zd
5 жыл бұрын
@@priyanshuyt302 exactly! why are we adding and squaring them up? i mean, i get the whole idea behind what he wanted to convey but how hard it is for him to say something without making stupid metaphors and ridiculous analogies.
*Hits blunt (aka Weed energy): "A + B into square into bracket square kare toh?" 🤣🤣🤣
@maanyashukla326
5 жыл бұрын
Main to pehle hi keh raha tha ki inko Kumbh mat bhejo. Naya naya maal phook ke aa jaate hain. Sab bolo Jai Atheism 🙏🏻
@ajaykumar-ut8hc
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@PradeepSharma-zq9ei
5 жыл бұрын
Extra 2ab niklta hai
@Rameshchandra-ip8wc
5 жыл бұрын
Mat Karo😂😂😂
@AdityaKumar-es2mo
5 жыл бұрын
Blunt nhi bhai ye to petrol soluchan k Nasha 😂😂😂
I have watched this atleast a Hundred Times or more over all these years & all the Humour & Sattire apart, the content is so True in today’s context and the best part is that most hardcore supporters will realise the importance………. 🙌👍🙌👍
@5:40 so simply you say “नई दे दूँगा”😂😂
0:53 Koi hai yahan JNU wala 😀😀😁😂 Why is JNU Silent tonight ? 😂😂
@shadmanali7615
5 жыл бұрын
Are bhai Bhai Bhai
@subhu678
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@AkshayMadavi
4 жыл бұрын
What is JNU can someone tell me
@shahdeenkhan2623
4 жыл бұрын
@@AkshayMadavi Jawaharlal Nehru University
@daksharora7
4 жыл бұрын
The nation wants to know!!!!!
PM: "extra 2ab nikalta hai!" Audience: yaaaaaaaay! Math analogy that makes no sense!!!!!!
@rockwilson7376
5 жыл бұрын
They got what he wanted to say. They realised his emotions
This man is just hilarious 😂😂😂
Varun is always tickling my vine with laughing....lol😂😂😂
When varun was talking about the formula I just laughed but when I heard the audio of his actual speech the cringe was real. 😲
@rachitsomani4690
5 жыл бұрын
And after that crowd started hooting in background 😂🤣😂🤣. Kon hai ye log kaha se aate hai.
@watashi_no_proxy
5 жыл бұрын
@@rachitsomani4690 unfortunately Ye apne hi desh ke putle hai
@tofaanlandua
5 жыл бұрын
@@watashi_no_proxy Vo sab WhatsApp university ke students hai.
You're one of those oxygen cylinders to the nation, Varun. Long go ahead.
Best stand up comedy by you sir.... Great sense of humor.....
Excellence Sir i salute you such analysis
I'm at The Bus Stop and I Cracked out so loud , people are staring at me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! Love You Varun Brother
@ishantpahwa1801
5 жыл бұрын
Same happened to me....the only difference is I was sitting in the bus at tht tym 😄😄
@NishantMankarRocker
5 жыл бұрын
@@ishantpahwa1801 🤣🤣🤣Cheers Mate 🤘🤘, And the Credits goes to this Excellent Intellectual Comedian!!
@ashizainab3100
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I cracked out so loud while studying at home
@NishantMankarRocker
5 жыл бұрын
@@ashizainab3100 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 cheers Ashi
@ashizainab3100
5 жыл бұрын
@@NishantMankarRocker ysss 👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍👍
Seriously great guts to speak on these topics
@kimjongun5946
5 жыл бұрын
What was the topic?
@nishilbright2007
5 жыл бұрын
@@kimjongun5946 2Ab 😂
I’m watching this again after 3 years back😂😂😂
@wanstorut7730
Жыл бұрын
"Watching again After 3 years back" lol madarsa english😂😂
Miracle is he had a Press conference 😂 But in Canada = 2AB
0.56 JNU wala hai koi???😂😂😂😂literally killed me😂😂😂😂
@shivansh5579
5 жыл бұрын
0:56
@rudrakshsaklani1108
5 жыл бұрын
What did he actually mean though? I am sorry but I didn't get the joke
@dhiresh5980
5 жыл бұрын
RIP
@TheHunter1411
5 жыл бұрын
RIP bruh!
@akshaybabu2971
5 жыл бұрын
@@rudrakshsaklani1108 he meant that students studying there are illitrate...😂😂😂
1:20 सुबह बाथरूम जाते वक्त बड़बड़ाता है न आदमी.. जैसे बुड़ बुड़ बुड़ ... ... ... रंगीन बिल्ली...। 🤣😂 EPIC गुरूजी..🤣
@vallabhsonawale9570
5 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it
@deadfilms6716
5 жыл бұрын
Ha ha...this was my favourite too..
Love yoy yaar just awesome.....
My favorite and brave comedian and loyal person as a artist in whole country
Modi: A + B * square * ()square karein toh? Maths: Ram Mandir wahin banega bhai 🙏
@shaadsayed5707
5 жыл бұрын
I cant stop laughin... Mandir... Wahin banega..
@big-blade
5 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, Algebra: Are hum karein to karein kya aur bole to bole kya? 😐
@melitosaldanha9417
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ravin2363
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😜😜
@ansarimohd.aadilfirozalam3295
5 жыл бұрын
Bhai epic