Nothing better than ranting about mental health for 25 minutes and having a betterhelp ad right after. Never change Tim.

@briangalloway3684

3 жыл бұрын

🐐

@stefanilakic2072

3 жыл бұрын

I was CRACKING up 😂😅

@JoeCrush_

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@rawr4444

3 жыл бұрын

tbh i think betterhelp got like 10x their money this episode LOL

@lucianboar3489

3 жыл бұрын

came to the comments for this

Tim Dillon, the straightest guy in Joe Rogan's Circle.

@BaysideShrimp

3 жыл бұрын

Straighter than brendan schaub

@randylahey5463

3 жыл бұрын

This.

@werdmaster

3 жыл бұрын

He is Jean bedette Ramsay

@squarepegroundhole8211

3 жыл бұрын

@@randylahey5463 this this 😂

@Chris-P

3 жыл бұрын

👏

26:06 “I’ve had enough with the mental health” 26:30 “Ladies and Gentlemen, Betterhelp”

@kevinblue1976

Жыл бұрын

Best podcast in the universe, yes or yes?

Tim calmly takes an actual call during the podcast and is as hilarious as it gets, the woman on the other end reacts perfectly, Ben completely loses it and makes it even funnier than it already is. I'm in love with this podcast.

@timdillon4876

3 жыл бұрын

Cant make this shit up i love how it goes straight into the podcast audio

@ducksinarowpatience3670

3 жыл бұрын

What did he say? They aren't that fun anyway. 🤣

@adog231231

3 жыл бұрын

@@ducksinarowpatience3670 Then the chick said well it all works out for the best hahaha

@ducksinarowpatience3670

3 жыл бұрын

@@adog231231 I KNOW! She was like, do you want the table or not! 😬

@WinWin-oo4uk

2 жыл бұрын

1:01:20

Nothing better than forgetting about the podcast, having nothing to do at 1 am Saturday night, then remembering the podcast

@brianhofmann7466

3 жыл бұрын

fr

@claraeous4677

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@TheArmchairPriest

3 жыл бұрын

Tooo true

@shooter13

3 жыл бұрын

Are you me?

@allennagel5435

3 жыл бұрын

Same

This is the only podcast I get upset if he has a guest. No one can do a solo podcast like Tim. By the way, the phone call at the end was hilarious. 🤣

@ICUP570

3 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is better by himself also

@madeup6

3 жыл бұрын

@@ICUP570 if you don't mind how much he talks about sports

@ValisX

3 жыл бұрын

@@ICUP570 Bill Burr is good? He’s been around for 20+ years and I’ve never heard a word come out of his mouth that has made me want to listen to more of his words. I’ve only known of Tim for a few months and have listened to almost Every appearance he’s done.

@jamesc4995

3 жыл бұрын

Bill burr too...

@jamesc4995

3 жыл бұрын

@@madeup6 burr is a God

He tweeted “Podcast out tomorrow from the studio. Not tonight. I’m in Flint handing out bottled water.”

@tarico4436

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, handing out bottled water to the wealthy.

Tim Dillon just broke down sport psychology in the funniest and most accurate way possible. As a sport psychologist I approve this message.

@DomT0311

3 жыл бұрын

A sport psychologist? Wtf does that even mean? You tell people to shut up and keep playing?

@jacquep2363

3 жыл бұрын

@@DomT0311 basically lmaooo

@ijuswannatlk2sampson889

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacquep2363 sounds like fake business. I like it

@TheDavedevil619

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Caveman7.62X51

3 жыл бұрын

goes through latest DSM “Mr. James, I believe you suffer from being a pussy”

“OJ turns to his son and says We need to find the real killer” lmfao

@davidstenner3136

3 жыл бұрын

Call it yes or yes

@WJHDetroit

3 жыл бұрын

OJ’s son was actually a suspect for committing the crime at one point.

@Mark-jr6ld

3 жыл бұрын

And his son's like, "What."

@TheDavedevil619

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@MechanicalPigg

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get the joke tho they still haven't solved the murder I heard they are still out there looking to this day

26:04 the fact that this rant directly transitioned into a Better Help advertisement deserves an Emmy

@Buk99

3 жыл бұрын

“And the winner of mental health rant of the year goes to.....Tim Dillon” 🏆

@alfonzo9289

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I woke up everyone last night from laughing.

Tim: they've been horribly mangled in a car accident Girl: Oh no... Tim: *OH YES*

@LeChina

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@therising1

3 жыл бұрын

Unfuckingbelievable. I almost puked laughing.

@AfroAvenger25

3 жыл бұрын

The fakest oh no I ever heard 🤣

@stjames3852

2 жыл бұрын

I was driving catching up on these old episodes and i was fucking howling

@WinWin-oo4uk

2 жыл бұрын

1:01:20

"That's life. It's meaningless it's silly. But when you watch someone do it perfectly, it's still impressive." - Tim Dillon

i feel bad for anyone who doesn't finish this episode, the last 6 minutes are fucking golden

@dcsc1

3 жыл бұрын

The best!!!!

@alfonzo9289

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the call. I'm staying tuned in.

@AM2K2

3 жыл бұрын

What sort of person doesn't finish every episode?

@user-vb2qr2lg8t

3 жыл бұрын

It all works out for the best

@1veryfunnygirl

3 жыл бұрын

He is truly what the whole world needs right now!!! 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤😍😍😍

Tim Dillon has become the source for people to go to, to feel sane, in a world full of insanity. God help us

@100Mmore

3 жыл бұрын

Tim himself is a degenerate liberal so it’s really horrible

@HowsYourFaceFeel

3 жыл бұрын

@@100Mmore good thing is liberals are basically far right extremists compared to progressives

@TheDynamicJAB

3 жыл бұрын

@@HowsYourFaceFeel Thank you

@jakw97

3 жыл бұрын

If Tim is "degenerate liberal", then what the fuck is a reasneble libertarian outlook. Tim is a closet libertarian in the US bubble.

@TheDynamicJAB

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakw97 It's more understandable to be closeted libertarian in 2021 than gay. Every single one of them and their supporters with the exception of Dave Smith has been naive, a complete idiot and or laughably heartless.

I’ve never been a fan of someone as much as I’m a fan of Tim Dillon.

@centurionl

3 жыл бұрын

I know, it's insane how funny he is and I love him

@yugo4855

3 жыл бұрын

Facts!

This was like a novel. You can watch the clips or highlights but you need to watch it from beginning to end to truly appreciate it. It was almost like watching every episode of The Wire.

"You're not that dumb." I think that's the nicest thing Tim has ever said to Ben.

@ewei318

3 жыл бұрын

That’s not true. He has said multiple times Ben is the only person he actually cares about…. Including his own family. 😂 Ben is the best.

@davidr6563

3 жыл бұрын

@@ewei318 he also got caught up in a moment and broke character and told Ben he loves him.

@dave9547

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidr6563 got a link for that please? I need to hear Tim being vaunerable haha

@awesemyo6608

3 жыл бұрын

Real LOL - wanted you to know

@goranbrajkovic9925

3 жыл бұрын

😅

There was nothing better I have ever witnessed than the opening 25 mins followed by an ad for BetterHealth. This is exactly why Tim and Ben are the GOATs

@Smeagol601

3 жыл бұрын

Is that the best sports rant in history?

@johnd2149

3 жыл бұрын

And the last 6 minutes as well

Just imagine if Tim Dillon ran and hosted SNL now. Skits - Simone Biles learns how to be dumb again. - Orange County mega church sells sub-prime mortgages. - Dinner at Parkland father's house with a 30 pack of Keystone Light and a Glock. - Weekend update with Alex Jones. - Musical Guest - Jamiroquai - Nurse whispers sweet anti-Vax nothings to patients. Now that's a show.

i love Tim’s theory about the kid driving his dad more crazy and leaning into it

@rachelhall4808

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! It is actually brilliant and so effing funny! I had to pause until I could breath again 😂😂🤣

@uriah9559

3 жыл бұрын

its the correct response honestly

@starlesseyes06

3 жыл бұрын

Had to add the strategy to my playbook

@MechanicalPigg

3 жыл бұрын

And then the bit about them looking for the killer like OJ and his son

Tim ranting about the overuse of mental health excuses then segues into corporate overlord advertising internet mental help is true perfection

@lynnmcallister5926

3 жыл бұрын

Coincidence?? I think not

@Kbwintyy

3 жыл бұрын

They knew exactly what they were doing placing that ad at that spot 😂

@sisis4583

3 жыл бұрын

He is truly seeing what it takes to get canceled

Favorite Tim Dillon Phrases: “Truly!” “It’s Grotesque!” “It’s a Horror!”

@ShedTech8

3 жыл бұрын

harra

@chrisoakley7071

3 жыл бұрын

YES OR YES ?

@amir.420

3 жыл бұрын

It's absssssuuuuurd!

@Kennyc313313

3 жыл бұрын

Yes or yes

@agoodfellow531

3 жыл бұрын

“FOR CHRIST!”

“Just do something meaningless and stupid, but do it perfectly.”

This man is on a whole other level than everyone.

All signs are Tim is going to Miami. Texas failed him, Cali too. He's dressed like he owns a dozen mega yachts and South Beach is full of gay 10's.

@TheEyeOfTaurusAK

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like he’ll HATE that Florida heat in the Summer….but probably tho.

@ShatterNWO

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheEyeOfTaurusAK Have you been on a yacht in Miami?Temperatures drop by 30 degrees. Along with boxers and briefs.

@100Mmore

3 жыл бұрын

He said he was going back to LA several times

@ShatterNWO

3 жыл бұрын

@@100Mmore watch the episode, he said he doesn't know now.

@simoncrowe9439

3 жыл бұрын

He would be the Harvey Weinstein if he joined Nelk

“IM TIRED OF THIS MENTAL HEALTH SHIT” into better help ad… best podcast on the planet

The phone call at the end is what separates Tim from everyone else.

@centurionl

3 жыл бұрын

Also the entire hour before that.

"Guilty from participating in a false flag." Tim Dillions style of comedy, delivery and all, is why he is on my top 5 comedians. Thank you sir!

@NosurfOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like he could easily become the GOAT. Like the Michael Jordan of comedy

Hahaha “I AM SICK OF MENTAL HEALTH” …”ladies and gentleman, Better Help is a…”

@tumelo4526

3 жыл бұрын

GOAT tier xD

@mattsharpe3989

3 жыл бұрын

Segway of the century

@ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattsharpe3989 segue

@robinjoy2789

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@thetrumanshowpartsunkown205

3 жыл бұрын

Ben's laugh is of the "I have to take a huge/steamer shit/caca but i think I'll wait". . . . 😫😅

‘The couple who was going to join us for dinner was killed in a terrible car crash’ . . . ‘Oh no’ - ‘Oh yes’

@gijoey5912

3 жыл бұрын

“You still have the rotisserie chicken?”

@diarheaclown8621

3 жыл бұрын

It all works out for the best I guess.

@soundtorial4567

3 жыл бұрын

I was howling. Tim is a national treasure

@adamgardener8624

3 жыл бұрын

@@diarheaclown8621 dude. Why did she say that ? Haaaahaaaaa

if Tim Dillon ever played Steve Bannon in a movie he'd win an Oscar

@TheSeveredTongues

3 жыл бұрын

Omg

I’m literally fucking crying this whole episode 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The moment Tim gets off the phone, and then just goes right back to what he was saying, not addressing the call at all, hilarious.

@jakubgadzala7474

3 жыл бұрын

🤣 I'm crying... I think I'm hyperventilating... ooooff

Tim dillion solo is by far the best. I feel like his guest hold him back haha. Hands down this podcast is the best ever

@alaric3056

3 жыл бұрын

He's said that he doesn't want guests because he doesn't care what they have to say.

@jr3213

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. Ben is important to the show too. Ben seems to get genuinely embarrassed by the horrible things Tim says which ratchets up the humor. Ben also helps move the bits by not laughing at times when Tim needs to go further on a rant. Great chemistry

@justinlee5958

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah ben is a big part of the secret sauce that makes this podcast great

@tarico4436

3 жыл бұрын

Ray Kump is his only guest. Others have been ok, and they've said interesting things, but.

@aurelliuscostello8970

3 жыл бұрын

@@tarico4436 agree you can tell he actually listens and respects Ray. Ray is fucking hilarious too and they play off each other well.

I love that Ben consistently wears Lacoste as a foil to Tim's Polo Ralph Lauren

@bloatedsodium7301

3 жыл бұрын

“I’m sewing tigers on my shirts and alligators, you wanna see the inside, I’ll see you later.” -Ben

When Tim Dillon hears himself and says “I’m getting in so much trouble “ 🤣 💀

I burst out laughing so god damn hard at the call from the restaurant. Enjoy the rotisserie chicken, Tim.

@thephilosopher7173

3 жыл бұрын

I love how she hears him replacing the others on the list that were 'horribly mangled' and just carries on as if thats just how life goes lol.

@rmccluskey91

3 жыл бұрын

That bit brought tears to my eyes.

@VinylMemoirs

3 жыл бұрын

@@thephilosopher7173 "it all works out for the best"

@michelthor4117

3 жыл бұрын

@@thephilosopher7173 I've said this for years and I've pIssed off many people about my opinion about Gymnasts. Let's not forget about the super bowl being the #1 child trafficking event. Athletes are idiots. HELLO!

@sandygill8440

3 жыл бұрын

Rip unfun couple

I figured it out. Tims “weight” is all a ruse. Under that shirt he’s truly a gymnast. Truly.

@briangalloway3684

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@lastsecondhero87

3 жыл бұрын

He coulda been...a swimmahhh

@LordHypnos4

3 жыл бұрын

A billionaire gymnast

@droopy8262

3 жыл бұрын

He's wearing the Catarina armour from Dark Souls

@meanflamingoes

3 жыл бұрын

Truly

“They stunt a woman’s growth and they keep them like little dolls” 😂😂😌 oh my god

@daniellamont7265

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't even remotely the funniest part.

This episode should automatically be inducted into the podcast HOF. Comedy GOLD.

The king is back. Long live our favourite Ralph Lauren model.

His entire bit about athletes needing to keep their minds empty and mouths shut and focus on their bodies is basically reinventing Buddhism from scratch by accident as a joke

Funniest fucking episode. Can’t stop dying 😂😂

@Student0Toucher

3 жыл бұрын

Go to the hospital thats not normal

@DekkarJr

3 жыл бұрын

hahhah I'm losing my mind at this "that BITCH Naomi Osaka!"

@fyouat8014

3 жыл бұрын

HELL YEA ONE OF THE TOP 5 FUNNIEST EPISODES OF ALL TIME 🤣🤣

@istvanordog8594

3 жыл бұрын

And Tim looking like a million bucks!

@TheJols

3 жыл бұрын

@@istvanordog8594 yeah he is looking pretty good this episode

Tim Dillon is the only comic saying it exactly as it is these days...pure comedic genius.

She had to ask "Should I cancel that for you?" And Tim took the opportunity like a pro. "Maybe I'll still go." lol

@xthekingsguard1229

3 жыл бұрын

Genius 😂

@6h0St_666

3 жыл бұрын

This improvisation is a result of fake business training.

This episode was fucking HILARIOUS

@elizabethmiranda289

3 жыл бұрын

im so glad I have headphones on at work.

@CashanovaXTREME

3 жыл бұрын

“Bin laden took mommy” - Tim Dillon on explaining what he’d say if his parents died in 9/11

@calebgeffken9454

3 жыл бұрын

Imagining the OJ scenario had me laughing so hard.

This was the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. This is pure literary genius. Commit these golden words to writing and let it be blazoned in a bronze plaque, graven into some monuments throughout the land. It’s like Shakespeare and the Declaration of Independence had a baby and raised him on the teat of Voltaire. Love it.

“Oh no…” “Oh yes…” Ben has to hide under the table so he can laugh a little. 🤣 1:02:02

Hearing a magic spoon ad without some kid on Long Island getting brutally beaten by their parents has destroyed my desire for their cereal completely

@AngelRivera-fp9md

3 жыл бұрын

You still have Sheath underwear..remember, the founder is a war criminal who used to laugh while shooting pregnant women in the stomach😂

"We've given up on physical health and now we're doing mental health." - Tim Dillon

I genuinely love this mans sense of humour, he just says what we all say in private out loud in front of thousands knowing that he is joking just as we all joke like this in private , best podcast ever ! .

“It all works out in the end” Truly, life in the big city

Tim Dillon will go down in history as the most genuine and outspoken podcast host ever, and one of funniest people to have ever lived.

@amir.420

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@feelsgoodmen3753

3 жыл бұрын

Chill it’s just a podcast you weirdo

@syrhusprod

3 жыл бұрын

the white patrice

@magavelli3199

3 жыл бұрын

He always reminded me of a new Chris Farley lol

"to be little more, than bacteria." this man is brilliant and will never be appreciated enough.

The entire bit about athletes being dumb has unironically given me great peace over my failure to succeed in sports as a child

Tim’s ability to just rant about this random shit and still be funny is utterly amazing.

I’m sincere when I say this. Tim Dillon is the funniest human on the planet right now, and there is no contest.

@clampo845

3 жыл бұрын

Undisputed champ champ

@morgangreen2601

3 жыл бұрын

Nick mullen?

@Audiofatuation

3 жыл бұрын

Theo's up there

@clampo845

3 жыл бұрын

Mullen and Theo definitely in the conversation Shane Gillis too

@Audiofatuation

3 жыл бұрын

@@clampo845 for sure! Just found Gilly & keeves dear christ

I'd rather have no video at all than having Ben on the wrong side, and that's insane.

@samueld6083

3 жыл бұрын

Its very distracting

@willswain7144

3 жыл бұрын

I’m watching it through the mirror, it’s the only way to maintain my fragile sanity

@dcsc1

3 жыл бұрын

I'm twitching, nervously.

@hey_its_travis

3 жыл бұрын

I knew something wasn't right in the world

@scubatablemallcop3804

3 жыл бұрын

@@willswain7144 rofl 🤣

I almost crashed my car listening to Tim take that phone call.... not even joking.. he is a true asset!! YES OR YES!!!?

@dylandunlap9977

2 жыл бұрын

I believe ya! I literally fell out of my office chair laughing on the floor with tears running down my face

1:01:25 Elana was not prepared for what was about to unfurl before her. Edit: I take my previous statement back in its entirety. The gleeful way Elana answered after hearing the news of the mangled, dead couple, with a steely "I guess it all works out for the best"... she's been preparing for that moment all her life.

Tim having a tough time in Texas and Cali? Seems that his best bet for now may be to go to New Jersey and move back in with his wife and 2 kids.

@veaarthur3655

3 жыл бұрын

He can always go work at Rigatoni's

@Jiggy609

3 жыл бұрын

no cap jersey is the best state

@khajamaharaja6256

3 жыл бұрын

but this time take lee syatt with him

@SA-hz1rs

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't trash la

@nonofyourbusiness7631

3 жыл бұрын

He trashes LA almost every episode

Tim was on fire on this one. That phone call at the end is the hardest I have laughed in a long time.

@ARosacker

3 жыл бұрын

Ben losing it was making me laugh even harder

@michaelz-c4178

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Lol the phone call at the end literally had me in tears crying

"Ladies and gentlemen welcome to The Tim Dillon Show" makes me so happy. I always rewind to hear it twice.

Tim's getup makes him look 100 percent Cessna pilot.

@mattdubinsky2758

3 жыл бұрын

V accurate

@weldscum

3 жыл бұрын

I want to like this but I want to keep it at 69 likes...so here 👍

@stormcorrosion176

3 жыл бұрын

@@meta45354 😅

@stormcorrosion176

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattdubinsky2758 heheh thanks man

@stormcorrosion176

3 жыл бұрын

@@weldscum 😂

*No free episode this week?* What sort of business is this man running?

This episode is the best tim ever did, prove me wrong.

I heard a rumor that If we released Tim into the wild he would instinctively grow tusks

@DarnThatDragon

3 жыл бұрын

Magnificent furr doo

@beefchillingham6790

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarnThatDragon doubt it

@andy1015

3 жыл бұрын

zing!!!

@DarnThatDragon

3 жыл бұрын

@@beefchillingham6790 bald BÉTA

@briangalloway3684

3 жыл бұрын

If this was true he would have had them many years ago. Probably when his m went schizophrenic

I had to leave the gym after 20 minutes to sit and my car and howl laughing at how Tim thinks the Parkland kid should handle his dad. “I’m an Alien” 💀

Even when Tim doesn't wanna do the pod it's still the best thing I've ever heard. That's someone who's doing they're meant to do.

Please do one twia week this pod is the only reason I'm alive

@tarico4436

3 жыл бұрын

I'm loosing synapses over here trying to figure out what "twia" is supposed to be!!!!!! I know it's an innocent typo, but but but but

This is the only podcast I spend 30 minutes every week refreshing KZread waiting for

@Jayyy667

3 жыл бұрын

Signs of a meaningful life

@dtgonzo90000

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jayyy667 correct

@sublimelove23

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jayyy667 yes

@neilo2679

3 жыл бұрын

Correct

@tinto278

3 жыл бұрын

It was on Spotify before it came up on youtube. Only problem is no video or comments section for me to yell at people.

It's a real knife fight at the Olympics

Tim my fragile heart can’t take you abandoning us again 😢

@debbiesoff4019

3 жыл бұрын

That's why I'm here.

This man's thoughts are always on the money. Brutal.

The slop has been served and I've never missed it more.

@Eli-bw7vm

3 жыл бұрын

King Pig 👑

@themallows1908

3 жыл бұрын

mud was getting dry

“Straightest gay man ever”. Should be the name of Tim’s first comedy special.

@johnwhite-q7s

3 жыл бұрын

He should get a straight sidekick who acts super gay

@ryanstevens4477

3 жыл бұрын

​@@johnwhite-q7s yanni paps

‘Life is meaningless and silly, but when someone does it perfectly, its still impressive.’😎

“Oh no” “Oh yes” “Should I cancel the reservation” lol my god that is funny on another level.

I bet Call Her Daddy never skips a week's episode. THATS WHY SHE GETS THE BIG BUCKS!

@Matanumi

3 жыл бұрын

Call her daddy is also a fucking scam....just like the PS5 shortage

@RepairRenovateRenew

3 жыл бұрын

69 up votes... Noice

@OurBlackFriend

3 жыл бұрын

@@Matanumi Well look, if there's anyone in this world who should be able to appreciate good fake business it's Tim and us, his band of droogies.

@DarnThatDragon

3 жыл бұрын

Don't be greedy Dwag

@buttersstotch8259

3 жыл бұрын

@@OurBlackFriend Would you like to invest in my totaled car insurance company? We insure totaled cars, trucks, boats, motor homes, trailer homes it doesn't matter, no title? No registration? No problem we got you we promise😉

If Tim needs a week off to come back with an absolute classic of an episode like this. For the KZread page. I say do them every other week!

“This episode is sponsored by better help” made me laugh as f*** great timing

One of the best episodes I've ever listened to. Just incredible. From the beginning till the very end.

spot on about the fetishization of mental illness. My Grandma was a bad schizophrenic so it's pretty gross to me also.

@jsp7218

3 жыл бұрын

Kids these days glorify mental illness. Clearly they're learning this from adults. Ironically mental health in this country is ignored & the healthcare system is broken

@matthewstone1362

3 жыл бұрын

I go to Stanhope for my mental health advice.

@jamieschinkai1267

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone that has seen true mental health issues prays for the day a real solution is found. BPD is like a real life ware wolf disorder.

@kate9576

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamieschinkai1267 Seriously Spouse became used to their meds and there were all of the sudden people everywhere.

@alfonzo9289

3 жыл бұрын

Factssss. It really waters down actual diagnosed mental illness. when people have a couple bad days they call it depression.

"The world of the mind is littered now, uh, with garbage; and probably never will go back to being anything other than just a circle jerk." - Tim Dillon, 1:03:30. Best thing I've ever read

@DarrellVermilion

3 жыл бұрын

But you _heard_ it and then wrote it down. So technically *you* can take credit for this incredible insight because you didn't read it until _after_ you wrote it down. Just sayin. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@karljonson3287

3 жыл бұрын

Read it asI heared it

@DarrellVermilion

3 жыл бұрын

@@karljonson3287 i love it when that happens lol

@pprdrolshfgh4460

3 жыл бұрын

Poetry at it's finest lol

I love the amount of “not giving a fuck” in Tim’s mind 🙌🙌

The phone call at the end was epic. Nobody is better at hilarious pranks than Tim and I’ll fight you over it

This is without a doubt the truest and most hilarious commentary I have ever heard. It hits so close to home.

Anyone that gets a chance to see him preform live - do it. He is too good. Don’t believe his self deprecating comments.

@Matthew-my7zw

3 жыл бұрын

I just saw him in CT. It was honestly one of the best shows I've ever seen.

@amandac7270

3 жыл бұрын

Yes me too at Foxwoods lol. How funny was his impersonation of himself as a cop 😭

@chinqlinq89

3 жыл бұрын

Just saw him at the Irvine Improv last night and love how he’s shitting on OC. This episode alone is better than 99% of any paid show. Legendary.

@Bobojanglesbo

3 жыл бұрын

He’s coming down to the southeast, can’t wait for him to shred my dump of a town.

@lanesniffin730

3 жыл бұрын

Does he ever turn on the audience? I’m highly self conscious

The Better Help ad read after that spiel…fuckin’ chef’s kiss!

I love you tim dillon. Change my life-brought me out of my funk. Been listening to you for 3 plus hours a day and you have literally changes how I interact with my peers. I am more funny and more witty and it really affects how I interact with people.

The time I had to wait for my free content is unacceptable. Get it together, guys.

I’m crying laughing at that phone call “OH NO….OH YES”

@Bobojanglesbo

3 жыл бұрын

I knew they couldn’t keep you down brother

I have heard the first 25 minutes of this episode like 6 times already. FREAKING EPIC

God damnit we need the next episode Tim!

“Oh no!”…”oh yes.” Might’ve been the funniest moment in the history of podcasts

Ben would have the nerve to come on here drinking "liquid death" water. Too much time on the course, reign him in Tim

@cloudbloom

3 жыл бұрын

Before you know it he'll start saying he's on the come up and saying "gang gang". God bless

@WebbiestZeus

3 жыл бұрын

Wearing a native American scalp hat ... he's super woke

@Mikelikesboobies

3 жыл бұрын

Never go full L.A.Tard

@ryanhunt8404

3 жыл бұрын

Damn that is one smart potato

@chickenfishhybrid44

3 жыл бұрын

It's sponsored of course. Bill Burr has been peddling it for literally years lol.

Tim is really on some other levels, it’s truly incredible

That phone call is one of the greatest things I've ever heard made even better that he didn't even reference it afterwards 🤣 how does he do that stone face so well 😅

I need a "shut it off, and do the flip" T shirt

@mjc8556

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up and dribble