TOTK stands for Torture Of The Koroks.

@B0PCAT

Жыл бұрын

I like this

@sweetdreams1028

Жыл бұрын

😂😭

@Mizuotter

Жыл бұрын

It need pinned

@Jared_Witte03

Жыл бұрын

Or Tears of the Koroks given their being tortured.

@Stanley_Cain

Жыл бұрын

💀

I am very glad every player throughout the world, regardless of language, beliefs and backgrounds, all immediately went to abuse the living shit out of the Koroks the minute we realized we can move them.

@cryosightgaming

Жыл бұрын

Not all lol I was traumatized to see this start tending all I could think of was the safest way possible to carry the innocent kokiri to their signal buddy 😭😭😭😭

@thenerfkid9228

Жыл бұрын

​@@cryosightgamingdamn bro, not even the dizzy machine. That's just some relatively nauseating but otherwise harmless shenanigans.

@IdentifiantE.S

Жыл бұрын

I understand why they hide 😶

@GundamReviver

Жыл бұрын

As a decent human being: I dont.. But I also don't always help them immediately

@Ann-mj4xn

Жыл бұрын

Actually no I like helping the koroks, doing bad things to them is painful to watch

Revenge for the 900 korok seeds. Their stinky crimes will not go unpunished.

@ghb323

Жыл бұрын

75% of the game’s 100% are korok seeds.

@matthewsauder7133

Жыл бұрын

I believe there are 1000 in this game.

@danni3771

Жыл бұрын

@@matthewsauder7133 all the more reason for this Korok Revolution

@Green_potato_sandwich

Жыл бұрын

​@@danni3771 if you get all 1000 you get another poop

@DefinitelyNotAFerret

Жыл бұрын

Stinky? I think you mean delicious. Hot diggity dog

I love that Nintendo gave us these koroks to take out our frustration on😂

@TayoEXE

Жыл бұрын

Considering they just give us like 1000 poops with the reward of more poop, I think they knew what they were doing.

@dolphee

Жыл бұрын

It's like the penguin from sm64... Except there a lot lot more of them and we have a lot lot more ways of killing them all

@IdentifiantE.S

Жыл бұрын

I understand why they hide 😶

@benjisaac

Жыл бұрын

@@3nowStorm chucked one off a sky island and he didn’t respawn so idek what to do now to get him back lmao

@kirrasin

Жыл бұрын

@@benjisaac good job, one of them is finally dead

I’m so sad the infamous Korok crucifying didn’t make the cut

@starc3968

Жыл бұрын

“I HOPE YOUR FRIEND IS GOD!” - RumbleTumble Game

@yetibeenz

Жыл бұрын

I lit mine on fire

@mergy101dalmatians4

Жыл бұрын

Which one are you talking about?

@SonyaBladesBooty

Жыл бұрын

Can you hush and not make light of the Lord Jesus's crucifiction.

@JustPineapple

Жыл бұрын

@@SonyaBladesBooty ..what?

Drop them down a chasm. Not only will the fall hurt, but they're also stuck down there in the dark, scary and painful depths

@derekhandson351

Жыл бұрын

Good bye korok seed tho

@ctnc6059

Жыл бұрын

@@derekhandson351 Worth it! >:D

@marrio504

Жыл бұрын

​@derekhandson351 they respawn when you leave the area but I wish they would be stuck down there

@tyujg7495.

Жыл бұрын

But too bad. They had a secret weapon: RESPAWN

@Deejayjax

Жыл бұрын

Ngl I’d feel bad at some point.. maybe it’s because I’m too kind

"Hi, I'm EazySpeezy, and this is 25 Ways to Punish Koroks, where I will be breaking several Geneva Convention codes!"

@emmettmcnally740

Жыл бұрын

Hey, it's not a war crime if you're not enlisted!

@AxDhan

Жыл бұрын

Geneva suggestions perhaps

@carlosdgutierrez6570

Жыл бұрын

Geneva checklist

I love how no matter what kind of horrible things you do to the koroks, they're only mildly inconvenienced. "Ouf..."

@chambeet

Жыл бұрын

It’s hilarious to me that one says “What the?” at 5:30. I don’t know why, it just seems like such an odd thing for one to say in this game.

Best vid on this channel 100% But actually they deserve it because of their “Im so tired quest”

@kitty9035

Жыл бұрын

i like these. they incorporated a lot of different types of them, and they make you think about it considering what all is around you instead of 'shoot target with bow' or 'throw rock in circle'. and the fact that they're cute makes me like it more, but that's beside the point

@sellerspiano9811

Жыл бұрын

@@kitty9035 personally I like it way more than the other ones....... But they still deserve it..... Because it's funny

This is not simply mindless petty revenge. This is for justice, for stealing Hestu's maracas and korok seeds. Promising a great but giving us a golden turd after traversing through perilous mountains and treacherous places.

the most unhinged yet tamest way to torture the koroks

@moon4236

Жыл бұрын

In which way is this tame lol

@nekopantsu4141

Жыл бұрын

Abang jadi sikopet

This guy straight up waterboarded a korok. Subscribed

Zelda: Link! There's no time to waste! You *must* stop Ganondorf! Link: Hold on a sec........I wanna see how far I can send this Korok flying after setting him on fire, shocking him with electricity and shooting him with lasers! Zelda: Fine! Just don't take too l-What did you say?! Link: 😈

@Aego384

9 ай бұрын

Ganondorf: I must admit. Even I feel repulsed by his behavior...

@juanmanuelcardona19

6 ай бұрын

Link: DID I STUTTER?!

@saphiriathebluedragonknight375

3 ай бұрын

Zelda: You better not do any of that! Without me that is.

I love how he sounds so calm while talking about the many ways to torture koroks 😂

“Did you know you could ascend threw a korok” I do now

i started off being so gentle with them but after the 2nd 'i need to find my friend!' bs i will happily watch them fall 500ft from a hot air balloon

“ -No- *_A lot_* of koroks are harmed in the making of this video “

They should do a update for the final reward. If you damage every korok after you collecting its seed, in the end instead of getting a giant turd you will be rewarded with the one and only "Korok Master Slayer". A Stress reliving Korok totem you can place on the ground at any time to target practice all your moves in style. Do so without the worry of damaging any of your equipment while you enjoy it's automated cries on each impact you inflict.

The fact that only Link can see the children of the forest too....everybody is like "wtf is he doing" 😂 someone call KPS!

The Rotisserie killed me😂😂

I love the creativity on korok torture machines. Personally I’ve thrown one off a cliff and drowned another in a bog.

@19TheFallen

9 ай бұрын

And it starts so simply, too.......I remember the first Korok that I did this kind of stuff too quite well. It was the one near Lake Hylia, whose friend is up on the ridge or cliffside near the Colosseum Ruins. It was early in my playthrough......I was low on supplies, including crucial ones like the Zonai Parts. And I didn't want to whip out what few parts I had just to take yet another Korok to his friend when all he had to do to get to his friend was take off the three times his size backpack he was carrying and walk! After various attempts to get him up there without them, I got angry, took out a rocket, Ultra Handed it to his back and positioned him so that his trajectory would make him land smack dab in the middle of Lake Hylia. After my moment of dark pleasure, watching him blast off like Master Kohga did upon his loss, and seeing him splash down right where I estimated he would, I loaded up a previous save from before I'd done it.....I wanted that rocket back so I could do it again!

I feel like Nintendo had no intention that their audience would abuse these little spirit’s of the forest like this but if you give this kind of power then we will do it.

@rendomstranger8698

Жыл бұрын

Oh, I'm pretty sure they had every intention for the koroks to be abused in every single way imaginable and plenty of ways that aren't even imaginable because they happened by complete accident. These koroks were added specifically so players could take revenge.

@timothymclean

Жыл бұрын

Nintendo's got a lot of institutional knowledge banked; even if nobody on the dev team had built, played, or looked at a video game, someone in the chain of command would recognize this inevitability. I guess a bit of korok torture is a price they're willing to pay.

@N12015

Жыл бұрын

I think they kinda expected that. Remember, 900 Koroks who are almost impossible to locate without DLC or guides, for giant Korok poop. They might be a bunch of boomers but they still know how people "loved" Koroks in BotW.

It’s so weird seeing him not speedrun and break the laws of reality

@Aego384

9 ай бұрын

And many laws of ethics

@BriarDougherty-jz4ry

6 ай бұрын

​@@Aego384​ I'm pretty sure this isn't what you would count as ✌️Ethical✌️

@Aego384

6 ай бұрын

@@BriarDougherty-jz4ry Morals then?

@BriarDougherty-jz4ry

6 ай бұрын

@@Aego384 👁 👁

3:21 you can also shield surf after it if that is your sort of thing. Bonus points if you attached a mine cart to it.

Imagine the pure chaos that players would create if they let us ultrahand any npc

@cherrysandcats

Жыл бұрын

i'd throw everybody i can into a chasm

@majelalover8837

Жыл бұрын

finally revenge on flower blight ganon

@psyduckrules

Жыл бұрын

@@majelalover8837and that dick Dr. Calip, who keeps interrupting you and teleporting you every time you pass the floating ruins in Kakariko Village. I was surprised to be hating an NPC as much as I hated the hippie flower lady, whose name I don’t remember. I think it was mag-something.

@delllee4915

Жыл бұрын

Ooh! I can fuse Beedle to the Master Sword!

@psyduckrules

Жыл бұрын

@@delllee4915 what?

I love how everyone, no matter how they play TOTK, uses the abilities to disrespect Koroks!

@thewiseoldfox

Жыл бұрын

deserved

Link; "I don't know how. But one day, I will have my vengeance." Koroks; "Good luck, hero." *Laugh behind his back* *Tears of the Kingdom* Koroks; "I wonder what Link is doing?" Link; "Oh, I been busy." Korok; "Well, hero. Welcome back to..." *See the corpse of it kin* "What... What have done." Link; "Remember my words. Will, I have a way to hurt you all. The sad part is I only came up with 25 method." Korok; *Back away slowly* "Sad uh. I'm guessing you regret it?" Link; "No. Sad cause I only need a 975 more ideas." 😈

Nintendo : We are STRICTLY family friendly and kids oriented 🙏 The Kids :

I was like "damn why didn't I think of abusing the koroks" then remembered my first meeting on the sky plateau I threw him off the edge 💀

They deserve it

@superbropr0

Жыл бұрын

D:

@benitoswagolini9650

Жыл бұрын

@@superbropr0 They have no business being in so many annoying spots, like the very top of Hyrule Castle

@GamesNStuffOfficial

Жыл бұрын

@@benitoswagolini9650 yeah and now you basically have to fuse 50 trees together to make a bridge to get 2 koroks

@Lucky_Number113

Жыл бұрын

And worse!

I love to learn torture methods.

I wish we could get out 4 horses so we could draw and quarter our korok friends

Suggestion: Build a wheel and stick long beams to it. Then place fans on the long beams and a korok at the end of each beam. Then place the contraption on a pillar or similar supporting structure, to create your own Korok centrifuge. Note, you can also place spinning wheels at the end of each beam and create even more g-forces

2:20 “gently pummeled”

"Korok Punishment speedrun any%" when?

Here's an idea: make a wicker man to imprison the korok(s) in and place it above the chasm where dinraal will dive into the depths. As dinraal comes down, the wicker man (with the koroks inside) sets on fire and breaks, falling into the chasm. The harvest will be bountiful this year.

He woke up and chose violence

I wonder if the devs let you do this because of people's frustration against them in the last game

@RaidenKaiser

Жыл бұрын

I think they didn't realize just how evil players are they forgot zelda players used to attack chickens and steal from shops just to see what would happen lol. In a patch I wonder if they will add like korok rage like they did with chickens/cuckoo and pigs lol

@thekittycatlord1096

Жыл бұрын

Wait why didnt people like koroks? I dont play legend of zelda so i just want to know lol

@PurpleSytheMusic

Жыл бұрын

In Breath of the Wild, you had to find 900 koroks across the whole map in really annoying places and all you got as a reward was hestu poop. In this game, you can move and stick things to them, so players are abusing the hell out of it to get revenge

@tjmonkey5795

Жыл бұрын

​@@thekittycatlord1096because they made you collect 900 korok seeds for a piece of s***I'm not even joking

The ascend one was personal LMAO

Koroks are like Minions. They are virtually indestructible.

i love your videos so much, you kinda sound like skip the tutorial and i love it!! you’re so awesome

The ascend method is the most creative one I've seen so far lol good job

I never thought that you would do something like this 😂

I like to imagine the Jigsaw putting Miyamoto in some kind of trap that will kill him unless he finds 900 magic beans buried “somewhere in the Australian Outback”.

Thanks! This video helped me a lot!

It's nice to see some vaiety content on this channel. This idea was executed so well that immediately subscribed!!

🙏 Thank you bro I needed this

Bad piggies 2 be looking different

Not like you usual content, but keep going! I enjoy watching youtubers do something out of their comfort zone

🤣 im dying a little bit, this really got me!!

5:40 Ah yes, I love KEELHAULING A KOROK

Thanks this was just the kind of tips I needed for my playthrough.

I'm enjoying this far more than I should.

No Koroks were harmed during this film production

this was so helpful

I cant stop cackling.

#8 I did a similar thing, but with the lava flowing in one of the caves. Held him with ultrahand for a minute, before dropping him in the lava below.

This video is so informative, I will make sure to use the most painful ones, and combine them if possible :>

I can't!! lmfao. Im dying over here. Pure gold

Hahahaha goood video, you gave me a good laugh and some ideas!

now, this is quality content!

This is one of my favorite videos on the internet rn....

The ascend part was hilarious.

What a beautiful thing this is to unite so many people 😊

For #4 I wonder if there’s a way to have there be a delay on some of the rockets, like have it not trigger a rocket until the first one fizzles out, so they can just keep going and going 😂

They should've split the map into sections and indicate in each section on the map display if you got all of them in a particular area. ALBW did that with Maiamai by showing how many remaining in each regions of the map, TP (HD version) did that with the poe souls, and OOT did that with the gold skulltulas (displays the icon next to the area name if you got them all)

Never going out with this guy 😂😂

This is my single favorite video I have ever watched. The commentary was amazing and the rotisserie was ingenious.

The Creativeness Of The War Crime Community Will Never Cease To Amaze Me.

I love your calmness in this video

7:12 oh my god they hit the pentagon

Bros just trying to reach his friend 😭

This is entertaining 😭😭

I was wheezing laughing

I was eating something when you talked about rearranging the Korok's organs. I nearly lost it.

4:17 “i need to reach my friend” 😂😂

A good stress relief from the pain those things put people on the previous game

Legendary experiment. Thank you

EasySpeezy: "No pain just public humiliation" EasySpeezy literally 2 seconds later: "or you can set it on fire"

He should definitely speedrun this

0:59 me: ah yes medieval torture, always affective

Bros on the FBI watchlist after this one😂💀

Thanks! I really needed this, especially after hearing "you found me!" 900 separate times

great speedrun keep it up

I haven’t played the game, but this video makes me want to serve these bastards some cold hard justice.

this game is getting out of control...and i LOVE IT

Quite a crazy amount of ways.

different video as usual but damn i loved it

Essential video for beginners

This made me smile

The uber driver finally lost it! But the recall with glider is really a genius move tho will totally be using that trick from now on

EasySpeezy: You have used your YaHaHa for the last time

The Legend of Link : WAR CRIMES IN THE KINGDOM

The devs NEVER expected this 😂

LMAO this was incredible 👏👏👏 bravo

This honestly feels like the new version of yeeting the Yiga!

Dude waterboarded the lil guy lol

This is for the thousand koroks that the big tree made

Ok I know you can do this… BUT I LOVE THESE GUYS IN THE FOREST!!! THEY ARE SO CUUUUUTE!!!!!

I like to imagine they are immortal yet still feel pain