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@jordanjae

3 жыл бұрын

Thabk you guys for upgrading the studio!!!! This is way easier on the eyes. Make no mistake, this is BY FAR............... the best looking chill ass studio ive ever seen. God i love the whites!!!! 😚🤘🏻

@maffef4089

3 жыл бұрын

Dope shirt bro, but when are you going to talk about the mossad? They got you too!?

@benisturning30

3 жыл бұрын

Why are you always complaining?

@LiveForFreedom777

3 жыл бұрын

Yessssssssiiirrrrrrrr. Fuck covid take some apple cider vinegar

@pitowil6321

3 жыл бұрын

Yes or Yes

i feel at home watching this podcast. sitting alone on a weekend wondering where my life went wrong as a gay man yells at me for my inadequacies

@jordanholmes9870

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the family

@adcan221

3 жыл бұрын

One of us

@dignan193

3 жыл бұрын

We are legion

@canadianwolverine2447

3 жыл бұрын

The 1st rule about the Tim Dillon club is that we don't talk about the Tim Dillon club

@sa.8208

3 жыл бұрын

yeah its nice to have the voice on a screen rather than deep in my subconsciousness

This is how we fake heal our country.

@BrianCGibson

3 жыл бұрын

Many fake blessings!

@kim-jong-poon

3 жыл бұрын

I agree, It's time to get back to fake business.

@scottdavidson3108

3 жыл бұрын

that cease and desist order from Ralph Lauren was a real knife fight

@blackasinc

3 жыл бұрын

Its what this country deserves. For profit only. #FakeHealingBusiness2021

@ShatterNWO

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottdavidson3108 FUBU is looking like a potential replacement

"I'm 3 to 4 days away from building a bomb." - Tim Dillon

@1MinuteFlipDoc

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@danielbrowniel

3 жыл бұрын

Is it a bomb if there is confetti?

@maryamhamid6003

3 жыл бұрын

He’s nailed it 🤣

THE NEW STUDIO IS FUKIN CAYUTE!!!! TIMMY AND BEN ARE KILLING IT YAAASSSSSSS

@HistoryHyenas

3 жыл бұрын

@@1PapaSmurfio1 lol we commented on our friends youtube video......go listen to one of your chill music playlists you ZERO

@infidelmat

3 жыл бұрын

@@HistoryHyenas interesting that my comment that joked about your over sensitivity of Papasmurfs funny comment got removed. Must be because it was funnier (or less embarrassing) than calling someone a zero. Sick burn yo 🤣

@damien1065

3 жыл бұрын

We need a crossover with all four of you

@Cheeki_breeki6

3 жыл бұрын

@@infidelmat I never trust people named Mat with one T

@infidelmat

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cheeki_breeki6 that makes as much sense as HH is funny lol

“Being who you are is stupid” - Tim Dillon 2021

Tim Dillon your maid has already mastered your style of fake business.

@gingernichols8419

3 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@MrLextune

3 жыл бұрын

ADGO, how funny to run into you here! I love your channel! Our taste in music is as similar as our sense of humor it seems, lol.

@caseyfryback8271

3 жыл бұрын

this should be pinned

@scottthompson3493

3 жыл бұрын

Masterfully done!

@CornyBum

3 жыл бұрын

Soon she'll start selling jewelry-and opportunities.

“She’s not in MS-13, ....she not selling sliced mangos with paprika” the Great Tim Dillion LMFAO 🤣🤣

Lmfao! $2100 a night air bnb and he has fish sticks from vons for dinner. i love it

@jimsblendgarrison6884

3 жыл бұрын

fish sticks and ketchup i bet.. probably won't spring for the tarter sauce

@narcoskeptic

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimsblendgarrison6884 he did say they left tartar everywhere Lol

@gingernichols8419

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he said $400 a night

@diogeneschicken2968

3 жыл бұрын

@@gingernichols8419 that is the cleaning charges I guess

@dianelipartito6654

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, that plus the $500 Christmas gift and $80.00 candle. These peoples' economic status is not anywhere close to anything I have ever experienced. On the rare occasion I have given someone a $30 gift (which is well in the past now, though it did cost me $20.00 to mail just a few items to my 92 year old mother this year), it was a stretch.

Whitney Cummings was last seen near Nancy Pelosi’s house.

@bmoc0867

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't check out. She'd want credit from the onset.

@asurapapa3069

3 жыл бұрын

i dont get it

@B-RaDD

3 жыл бұрын

☠️💀☠️☠️☠️

@B-RaDD

3 жыл бұрын

We're there any animals in danger near by.... Then it's believable

@deathstriker9076

3 жыл бұрын

She'd write "Strong woman, I love you" on Pelosi's house.

I didn’t kill myself just so I could watch the Tim Dillon show

@HadStarr

3 жыл бұрын

Covid did.

@nickhi5yg290

3 жыл бұрын

Yes you did

@adamreid9078

3 жыл бұрын

Shhhh

@trav3rsy

3 жыл бұрын

Yes or yes

@bsauced

3 жыл бұрын

You’ve been waiting all day to say that

"Live, Laugh, Love, Chardonnay b**ch!" -I'm dying laughing over here!!!

@brandonjpj1

3 жыл бұрын

That one got me too lol

@ZMartinW

3 жыл бұрын

Your videos are the best man

@84kjk

3 жыл бұрын

Funny seeing you here!! I watch ur vids

@ChoppedGlockShogun

3 жыл бұрын

Girlfriend had friends like that, pretentious on top of it. I offered to back over them with my car before she cut them off. She declined. What a disappointment.

@parkerstyers4812

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit my guitar teacher watches Tim Dillon 🤣

i'm doown for the pop up restaurant

@TheworldengineBeeps

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like joe de Rosa is a laying a path

@MikeWoot65

3 жыл бұрын

grilled chesses on deckk

@thomrik

3 жыл бұрын

Look who's here

@MillywiggZ

3 жыл бұрын

As long as they call it "Tim Grillon".

@joshuarodriguez9983

3 жыл бұрын

I want the seminar

“I speak perfect mandarin” folks..there is a new 🐐

@nivangunaratne2788

3 жыл бұрын

you spelled mandalorian wrong you f'king Candice Owens impersonator

@wut3358

3 жыл бұрын

@@nivangunaratne2788 he said Mandarin though, twice.

@Test-bb4ti

3 жыл бұрын

@@wut3358 oh wurd?

@willrowemusic9442

3 жыл бұрын

@@nivangunaratne2788 The poetic justice that you spelled Candace Owens wrong.

@virginwrists4960

3 жыл бұрын

Really insanely hilarious

I didn’t think it was possible but Tim Dillon keeps getting funnier each week. He is a true genius. No one comes close, absolutely love this guy!

@PipeScholar

3 жыл бұрын

Yes Sir, he's one of the best!

@Togmot

3 жыл бұрын

He is taking a looooot of inspiration from Sam Hyde and I'm sure he reads dailystormer. Both of which I can recommend regardless your politics

@chuvhanna1476

3 жыл бұрын

word he is getting more funny and more funny yesRyes

@peppino1961

3 жыл бұрын

@@TimSlowNewsDayPool you are correct. I just hope he gets the money and fame he surely deserves.

@charlesbirdsong6782

3 жыл бұрын

@@Togmot And you know these things for a fact?

Tims impression of bens wife kills me😂

"What I do with this show is i clear my schedule" 😩😹😭 the level of honesty

@ultranitro437

3 жыл бұрын

Crazy coincidence, I read your comment exaclty as Tim said it. Hahaha perfect Timing.

frankly, Tim has saved my life. he has brought clarity to my late cloudy mind. thank you TD. i’m extremely grateful. we don’t deserve you.

@Kirstondo

3 жыл бұрын

Same. He’s got a beautiful soul.

@alancantu2557

3 жыл бұрын

He’s not just a comedian, but a friend who cares. Yes or yes?

@oilspillll

3 жыл бұрын

Best cult ever! Yes or YES

@mattvalene5721

3 жыл бұрын

Literally saved my life as well. Probably would’ve blown my head off if I hadn’t found my man Timothy here....

@StupiderWithAB

3 жыл бұрын

Stupidity of this reminds me of stupidity in my videos. I like it 😑😑

Tim seems to be the only comedian that can pull off covid comedy on command. I like that he doesn't beg you right off to follow and like his stuff. So this is where we're at...

@fumewahfter

3 жыл бұрын

You better! Or it might be time to break out the butcher trucks. 😒

@dirtydee1233

3 жыл бұрын

Bro rogan already said schulz figured out rona comedy. The rogan hath spoken

@stephaniefitzsimon1021

3 жыл бұрын

Good point, yes I love that he just launches right into his podcasts in lieu of immediate self-promotion.

@rushofwaves

3 жыл бұрын

@@dirtydee1233 sure Schultz is clever but Tim is funny without trying.

@dirtydee1233

3 жыл бұрын

@@rushofwaves right...right...

I don’t even smoke ciggies but smoking a pack and eating cold stone cake with a friend, sounds like a good time to me ...

@bigmike5785

3 жыл бұрын

Its delightful.

@couchman-sw6jy

3 жыл бұрын

Blegh

@larl-earson

3 жыл бұрын

DO PILLS LIKE AN ADULT

@alancantu2557

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a fantastic way to spend a Wednesday night with your roommate then look at the clock and realize you have to be at work in 2 hours...

“Listen to me- I didn’t do anything wrong in that back house” - Ray Kump

The neon lights gives an extra glow on Tim Dillon's red face . He looks magnificent !

@PutchewInnaspin

3 жыл бұрын

Baa-coock

That magic spoon ad was the best fucking ad read I have ever heard.

@CH-ml4rz

3 жыл бұрын

Ben acting out on Manscaped tho 🤣🤣🤣

@nickysantoro9194

3 жыл бұрын

Please check out the ad for Monday .com on episode 160.( the episode he does from a bed) I think it was the best of all time. TD is a genius.

@CH-ml4rz

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickysantoro9194 is that the moon base one?

@nickysantoro9194

3 жыл бұрын

@@CH-ml4rz it's about the day trader who left the big firm and went out on his own. I was running a day trading business at the time. So I found it especially funny. It had commentary like "your drinking whiskey in your office which is just a room watching hardcore porn. Feeling the market. And you gotttttta get Monday.com." hilarious man.

@nickysantoro9194

3 жыл бұрын

@@CH-ml4rz I just verified. Its episode 160 at 1hour and 1 minute. Fing hilarious.

Next week on the show: Ben gets pegged by his wife while Tim sits there shouting "yaaaassssss Queennnn!"

@briang9386

3 жыл бұрын

Life in the big city

@larl-earson

3 жыл бұрын

straight up the ass raw dog with the rash

@andrewb90

3 жыл бұрын

SUS

I laughed more tonite then i have in months. This was gold. Every minute.

Ben is the perfect sidekick

@KingDavidz08

3 жыл бұрын

"without an ego you can best #2 in the world" - Jerry Garcia

@javiervidal366

3 жыл бұрын

You mean as a secretary

@josefadams647

3 жыл бұрын

@@TimSlowNewsDayPool what are close friends for? ben loves it.

@djangofett4879

3 жыл бұрын

Ray Kump was so much better than Ben. did you see the show when ray was cohost? it was pure gold. Tim Dillon is Going to Hell is what it was called.

Tim speaks to my soul. I'm mentally ill

@Swagnummagax

3 жыл бұрын

No one is perfect, alot of folks are a hair away from losing it especially right meow

@Felhoney1

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I feel him in my soul

@jonmrchn

3 жыл бұрын

Same. Up high 🙌🏽

Tim and Ben. ❤️ That blunt asking of why he doesn’t let his wife peg him. Lol.

@B-RaDD

3 жыл бұрын

I just heard that part like 10 seconds ago..... Really came out of left field

@AroundtheTubeNews

3 жыл бұрын

@@B-RaDD time stamp?

@centurionl

3 жыл бұрын

@@AroundtheTubeNews at 1:06:50

@carloscjr23

3 жыл бұрын

@Big Crunch and "Mens" Health.

51:33 His Joshua Tree Airbnb story is the highlight, holy shit!

I am a complete loser in my 30s with no prospects no family no drive and absolutely no hope... But I will continue to live as long as tim Dillon reminds me of this twice a week!

@TamedAnimals

3 жыл бұрын

Don't die before the collapse, it will be fun.

@TheMemoryPolice

3 жыл бұрын

Having kids is overrated

@idicula1979

3 жыл бұрын

You can be like me, just sit back an enjoy the apocalypse all around you, till you become one with the smolder and inferno all around you.

@jimbrozini

3 жыл бұрын

You’re all right there’s only one way to go...watching it all turn to ash 😂

@declanh2314

3 жыл бұрын

You're in the right place then as we're all like that

Tim is for sure on a watchlist after this episode

Catherine Zeta Jones is Welsh. If you want minority points that’s A++, the Welsh are a minority even in their own country.

@jhart1127

3 жыл бұрын

Errrrmm diolch?? But yeah she's Welsh through and through.

@MillywiggZ

3 жыл бұрын

J Hart : Dim broblem ac blwyddyn newedd dda i ti y cont. 😂

@larl-earson

3 жыл бұрын

catherine zeta jones in ZORRO was my crush (girl id think about when jackin it) for years. ahh the memories.

@cameron1746

3 жыл бұрын

She dips beneath lasers OhOOHo

@jonathanmelancon3021

3 жыл бұрын

@@cameron1746 yes

How many times do you think ben looks over and thinks “ hes going to get us thrown into gitmo”

Tim Hit levels on this one just wow holy s***.

@B-RaDD

3 жыл бұрын

FOR CHRIST!!!!!!!!

@christopherblowers443

3 жыл бұрын

He does whatever this is better than most!

@mikecuntala9675

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a rolling boil the whole way through!

@seanclark390

3 жыл бұрын

No one focuses on the struggles of the rich

@riddlydiddlyimawantedmanin4442

3 жыл бұрын

him clearing his schedual after the mikaela invite fucking killed me

Lol timmy u went ham on those piglets. The way u open up a door to a darker room through the epsiode is beautiful.

@jhart1127

3 жыл бұрын

@Floyd Dobbler LOVED this

Tim is spitting some iconic lines this episode

I bet Tim completely trashed the place in a blind rage when he realized it wasn't the luxury he was promised. Never promise a pig luxury

@larryhughes4058

3 жыл бұрын

oink oink

The episode takes a wild turn at Tim's air bnb rant

Tim is slowly losing his mind and we're all reaping the benefits.

@bullmoosemedia

3 жыл бұрын

Moving to L.A. didn't help his sanity, but it probably helped his comedy. If he moved to Austin, I don't know if it will be the same.

Hey Tim, I doubt you'll read this but I just wanted to let you know this podcast really inspired me to stop eating healthy and start cramming chocolate chips into my mouth :)

I have laughed out loud more in the last 2 days binge watching Tim Dillon's show than I have in 5 years. Fluking HILARIOUS, 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

See you guys in 3-4 days

This episode reminds me of Joe exotic making his shows on Carol Baskin

@ninobrown987x

3 жыл бұрын

You beat me to posting this lol exactly what I was thinking. He better hope these broads don’t randomly disappear 😂😂😂

Tim finds the humor of the current Zeitgeist perfectly...there is no one better ...he virtually destroys at will.

"Whitney is probably in a youth hostel" 😂😂🤣🤣

@shanestephens4728

3 жыл бұрын

That blue hair 😬😬

@shanestephens4728

3 жыл бұрын

@Steve Mo Oh fuck yea, she looks like she’s coming off the gack 🤙🏼

"We may owe these two ladies an apology" 😁😁

This podcast is absolutely insane. The ending literally had me doubled over in abject pain at all of my muscles seizing up from the ridiculous amounts of laughter. GOAT

@1LouSassel

3 жыл бұрын

Life in the big city.

How not to love Tim?! Just Layers and layers of genius, If I have a bad day, it’s a lot less lousy by listening to him.

"I've never murdered anyone, but it looks AMAAAAZING" oh my god lmfaooooo

My friend in highschool went away on a field trip and came back german. We all had to call him Hans for the rest of the year and I think even beyond. He also started rapping as a fake german. Good ol Hans

@jeremiahnovember2617

3 жыл бұрын

Damn fr? That's mad lol

@PipeScholar

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that's hilarious

@jordanmercier3616

3 жыл бұрын

I read rapping as raping, and that would be way more terrifying... Good ol Hans the raper...

@sa.8208

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordanmercier3616 i read it as gunman loool

@cat.hexxes

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordanmercier3616 omg lolololllllllll

The magicspoon ad had me in tears. I was so close to spitting out my breakfast from laughing.

As a member of the Hispanic community, we accept Hilaria Baldwin, until she starts to act up again. . . , which means she would be put ON NOTICE!!!

@Bobojanglesbo

3 жыл бұрын

OHn-Nohhhhtiiiiiccce yas

@varunbmtl082495

3 жыл бұрын

IT IS WHAT IT IS

@zacharyvandyke1717

3 жыл бұрын

ON NOTAAAAACE!!!!!!

@ericbarros4984

3 жыл бұрын

Then we have to see her in a different way

@OctobersVeryOwn93

3 жыл бұрын

YASSSSSSSSSS!

For a number of years I worked at a resort the entire Baldwin family loves to frequent. Its a spa in upstate ny and I can tell you from experience Hilaria is the best and sometimes only tipper out of all of them, so i rly couldn't give a shit about her grift

OH man this was one of the funniest podcasts in a long time. Omg.

I’m so thankful for you Tim! Every time I’m in a dark headspace I listen to you and I don’t feel alone💗

Listening to Tim makes life easier while the world burns

The way he just facepalms after the “...and then you try to kill your father” line had me dying. That’s not just a normal laugh. That’s a goddamnit he got me again laugh. He thought it was a serious conversation about symptoms and just when he looks him in the eye to engage it appropriately he drops that shit on him.

dude, I love saturday nights again. Tim is the greatest

Holy shit, what an epic stream of consciousness to open up. I'm 21 minutes in and he hasn't even stopped to breathe.

“She’s not trying to be sistah Solja” 😂😂

I only hope to know such pure seething rage like this in my lifetime.

Tim Dillon is Steven Crowder's alter-ego who: 1) Came out of the closet. 2) Makes people laugh.

@alancantu2557

3 жыл бұрын

I thought Crowder being a gay was a well known fact

@brentbarrus9754

3 жыл бұрын

@@alancantu2557 It's a glass closet.

@alancantu2557

3 жыл бұрын

@@brentbarrus9754 makes sense

@SoBayK80

3 жыл бұрын

Crowder is trying for what Dillon has, already, not comedy but gravitas.

@nickuva6508

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah just like alex jones is the alter ego of oprah. Shutup nerd.

I'm glad I saw this before you're banned. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

These podcasts MAKE my Sunday mornings! Tim's rants are the exact appropriate response to the world the media is presenting to the public. There's a lotta b.s., and more than a little public pushback is warranted. Thanks Tim

"She just wants to be slightly different" is a new Tim classic. hahaha.

My dad smokes Marlboro ultralight 100’s. They still make them. It’s just illegal to call them lights or ultralights. They’re named by color now.

"she has an autoimmune disease, do you know the symptoms of this?!" "Means you get inflammation like all over your body... And then you try to kill your father" Me: 😱😱😱😱

@andretauk

3 жыл бұрын

40:59

@nathanhensn8717

3 жыл бұрын

Did she try to kill her dad?

@devongee1776

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanhensn8717 no lmao

@jordanchristman144

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanhensn8717 the point is that she cured her own disease and people give her shit about it because it’s all meat. But they wouldn’t give her shit if they knew anything about her life growing up and how the disease ruined her life, but people don’t even look into what her systems were to realize she did indeed cure hereeld

@wedidntstartthefire1

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordanchristman144 I think the $600 con artist consulting program is a bit of a problem...and the medical coma thing

Fantastic episode 😂 Tim your flow in this one was on point! Keep the home runs coming.

tim's ray kump impression for whatever reason to me is the peak of comedy. nothing else makes me laugh as hard.

Tim Dillon is the most inspirational podcaster I've listened to in 2020

@Jzzmus

3 жыл бұрын

💯

You’re literally the funniest dude I’ve ever seen. No exaggeration. You’re a genius. Should have a WAY bigger following

Ben Avery should be nominated for the noble prize for his side laughs and comments which fill us with joy

That Airbnb review tho 🙏🏾🤣😂🤣😂🤣❤❤❤❤❤ I love this man! TD forever bih, YES OR YES!?!??!

Here before Tim’s grinder friend Remington!

@susie7336

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Cryptum404

3 жыл бұрын

When you have Candace griftor Owens on

@StupiderWithAB

3 жыл бұрын

Happy New Year To Me and All The Best To Me. Check out my bad comedy channel. You will hate it. 😶

@topdhen

3 жыл бұрын

RimmingTim*

@oilspillll

3 жыл бұрын

@@topdhen 😂😂😂

I love, love, love falling asleep laughing to Tim's voice

Gorton's fish with tartar sauce, baked beans, cheeseburgers and seven pints of ice cream. An excerpt from: The War Journal | Causes, Dates, Battles & Selected memoirs of Tim J. Dillon

This show is pure quality!! Tremendously funny! I laughed all throughout! Thank you Tim and Ben!

Two golden retrievers were killed in Nashville that’s it?.~Tim Dillon (Whitney has unfollowed Tim Dillon)

@Felhoney1

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

22:50 that subtle arm cross while nodding says he's a bit uncomfortable but isn't going to shit on the big homies bit

Tim is THE BEST, can't blv how long it took to search his pod after his eps on others are always the funniest

Excellent points about the takeout vs in-house menus Tim

I respect how brutally honest and hilarious and just in general your whole take on the Hilarious Baldwin situation. So so good, and why i tune it !original takes, original opinions, but most importantly, honest and FUNNY. Put some praprika on that !

You're in rare form here Sir. I like the 2021 energy. Keep it coming.

Happy new year Tim!

Tim is , I am sorry to say, the funniest man in the world

He said it's so risky eating cake and smoking cigs now a days. I must be Mel Gibson in Braveheart.

@pudglye3989

3 жыл бұрын

More racist though... probably idk for sure but maybe.

@pudglye3989

3 жыл бұрын

@Floyd Dobbler not a joke buddy, I identify as Mel Gibson from Braveheart. Except more gender fluid, and transified. Also surprisingly straight. Idk how but that's just how the stats add up. Thanks for your concern though.

It is impossible to do workout and listen to this yet another masterpiece of a podcast.

Tim you make life worth living. Bless you.

The next episode is gonna be gold

The best part is his soulless and joyless reading of his sponsor's ads. We all know he does not care. LOL

I just love listening to Tim talk

I can relate to this so much. We got a bad rating at an Airbnb and we literally cleaned everything except for like 4 dishes in the sink, from right before we left and the stove. And the guy was definitely weird as shit he had a giant statue of a character all contorted with his ass up in the air. Wtf did we pay like a $200 cleaning fee for? Are we supposed to scrub the stovetop

I don’t even eat cereal but I just bought that shit because the amount of genius that went into that bit was iconical.

Name the five best comedians of all time. Dillion, Dillon,Dillon,Dillon, and Dillon cause he spits the hot 🔥.

@mattechrome

3 жыл бұрын

🤣👌❤️‍🔥

Thank you, Tim! That Magic Spoon ad really spoke to me

This is a side of tim that most people dont see but I definitely felt it and got a few glimpses of before this episode. funny but deadly

"There's nothing going on to even care about anymore" *Laughs in Jan, 6.*

@scramblebluejay1559

3 жыл бұрын

That's scripted nonsense bro, even in the US it's not worth mentioning

You're not wrong, I had a fantasy this morning about slaughtering all the rich and redistributing the wealth to the lower class while imagining I was in my new lambo

@immefcku1757

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds Hitler ish..

23:00 Ben closing off his body language as Tim nails the nationwide murder fantasy hahahah how is this dude still so pure

Thank you for the laughs! Much needed! Hugs from Australia!