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@howiehippie6156

3 жыл бұрын

Hey keep it up]

@cboulware7684

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for flying Ben down! We

@sauceguy19

3 жыл бұрын

glad blue chew is back! excited to hear this ad

@nateschindler4866

3 жыл бұрын

What a world

@cams6759

3 жыл бұрын

The ridge wallet joke hit.

Better cold open than any SNL episode this millennium

@guccimane623

3 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon is ascending the comedic ranks at an exponential rate, and I love it. yes or yes?!

@Sx-xy2zi

3 жыл бұрын

Really is

@Apocalyptica916

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@BCyepThatsME

3 жыл бұрын

so good lol

@austincool123

3 жыл бұрын

@@guccimane623 yes!

So cool to see such an prominent, important Podcaster like Tim frequent Joe Rogans tiny up and coming podcast

@timstradley5819

3 жыл бұрын

Going even further Tim put his extremely busy schedule as the king of podcasts on hold to travel to Austin and do the show

@I1upSticK

3 жыл бұрын

Ur my favorite since covid. Glad u got on JRE so i found u and man i love ur thinking

@TheJugga21

3 жыл бұрын

Its just great how he's paved the way for so many

@Shlogger

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad Tim is still such a real and supportive enough guy to give a relative newcomer like John I mean Joe, (is it Joe or John...Rongan?..John Rongan?) or whatever his name is, a little bit of spotlight.I see big things in his future if he keeps at it.

@timstradley5819

3 жыл бұрын

Dude on the internet hahaha

I hope they reanimate Jeffrey Epstein next for a psa on child endangerment

@Nicole-rj4xz

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@chasmantrader

3 жыл бұрын

Savage

@notmyvideo6347

3 жыл бұрын

Throw in jimmy savile & you've got a deal

@shawncolarusso5516

3 жыл бұрын

R

@blackasinc

3 жыл бұрын

Yes and Yes.

Melania was asked “Would you have married him if he weren’t wealthy?” during a TV interview. She smiled and replied, “Would he have married me if I were not beautiful?”

@alexl.4362

3 жыл бұрын

Beautifully answered

@RoxanneJ

3 жыл бұрын

Wow that answer is amazing

@goudyfivecoats3789

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect answer.

@MLHMODZ

3 жыл бұрын

I love her

@xmikex902x

3 жыл бұрын

So she married him because he’s rich and he married her because she’s hot. Sounds like solid family values.

"The president of The United States has covid, the doomsday planes are in the air, maybe I was wrong: maybe Jimmy Fallon and the Muppets are the way to go." -Tim Dillon.

@huckferoin4882

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t care Jimmy Fallon is never the way to go

@scarredfanumberone

3 жыл бұрын

Tim should become president 2028 with the help of his media outlets jre and co.

@trashbucket9811

3 жыл бұрын

reads like poetry

@mightyirish

3 жыл бұрын

The doomsday planes are doing routine stuff but many in the media are hysterical dummies.

@huckferoin4882

3 жыл бұрын

angrykulla Ik right Fallon, Kimmel, Noah, and Colbert make me laugh so much I can’t take it

Tim’s Silence & then 2:00 “ I think that’s fun, reanimating corpses to make a political point “ 🤣🤣🤣

@salliewhitton5577

3 жыл бұрын

I rewatched the first 2:30 twice. I was in tears laughing

@lukecotton3076

3 жыл бұрын

They should bring back RBG and make her say a racial slur

@ThePatMan42069

3 жыл бұрын

Venom Snake *they should make her SING a racial slur😂

@travisnorseman8648

3 жыл бұрын

Trump video message from the hospital yesterday.

@dthcorehvy

3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering how he was gonna get out of that

Don’t worry guys, Vin Diesel just released a song. Everything will be alright.

@whitelightsheddinweedsmokin

3 жыл бұрын

No please leave us alone😵🤕

@goosegirl941

3 жыл бұрын

comixbrainz zzz I can’t even look it up, the cringe won’t let me

@michelleives1942

3 жыл бұрын

CHRISTY R it’s sooo cringe.. they played like two seconds of it when he was on joe Rogan

@fibonaccifanzeroviews7839

3 жыл бұрын

Pleeeeease, for the love of everything sacred, tell me you are joking....I can not take one more syllable from a f-ing millionaire on unity. (lie if you have too)

@goosegirl941

3 жыл бұрын

Michelle Ives I looked, and now I regret.

Imagine dying on 9/11 and then showing up in a United ad years later talking up the spacious legroom

@JeffreyLionelDahmer-fe6ly

3 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@nicolec9737

3 жыл бұрын

We'll have holographic ai reanimations of the 9/11 victims standing in line with us at the airport as we wait to go through security to shame us into complying without complaining.

@thebevysuperstitious

3 жыл бұрын

Nicole C I’m sure this has been brainstormed already and they’re working on it rn

@shanerob5414

3 жыл бұрын

Omg. Dead. 😆😆😆😆

@jacksevert3099

3 жыл бұрын

better than hell lol

I had the revolver in my mouth but then I got a KZread notification 🥳

@dcooper6142

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, that might be the best comment I have ever read!

@jt752

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a knife fight out here

@invisibot6602

3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean you were chewing on an original vinyl copy of the beatles 1966 classic?

@raoulduke7208

3 жыл бұрын

Me too but I was looking over the edge of a building. Ironically I almost died of laughter listening to the first ten minutes of this episode. Maybe we will make it another week.

@mammadyousefi8627

3 жыл бұрын

Life in the big city👌

Tim is visibly slimming down, well done Timmy, we need you here for a long time

@zachvaughan2323

3 жыл бұрын

He’s on that steady routine of fake exercise and fake business

@scarredfanumberone

3 жыл бұрын

Tim should become president 2028 with the help of his media outlets jre and co.

@littlearaboy

3 жыл бұрын

Troy Vick hahaha as a fan base we should start referring to him as Patrice so he gets his shit together. He’ll take note

@lanesniffin730

3 жыл бұрын

I still see a fat sad gay man

@deniserichards9337

3 жыл бұрын

Have him do a Tok

"It's TRUE, I'm telling you the TRUTH... If you don't want the truth GO somewhere else!" Exactly why I stay here with you Tim!

@Existential_Dread

3 жыл бұрын

I opened the video right at that point this morning to find the spot where I left off. He’s so right about that whole take.

@coreyblake6264

3 жыл бұрын

Almos tooo honest

@arisingtide4974

3 жыл бұрын

Somebody throw a timestamp on that for all our beautiful faces

This is. . . simply the best comedy happening on the Earth at this time.

@centurionl

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElMauber yes and yes

@lanesniffin730

2 жыл бұрын

🎶 Give me a break! give me a break! put the kids in the cage it’s Christmas time 🎶

@brianmyers9989

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. I think he is up there with Rock, Chapelle, and the other goats.

Ralph Lauren is offering Tim 200 bucks for him to stop using their shirts.

@Mach1Greeble

3 жыл бұрын

He wears a new one every day, like a rapper.

@Cuyt24

3 жыл бұрын

Ralph Lauren's target customer is lower middle class dads from Long Island, but they don't want to advertise it.

@legatejakius5386

3 жыл бұрын

ahaqhah this is the greatest comment ive seen in 2020

@yurekandsnakes

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@evangardiner4079

3 жыл бұрын

And he said yes

If Guac was alive he would have bought ridge wallet and VOTE! Totally normal society!

@garymericano

3 жыл бұрын

Who is to say he isn't? That's a hell of a plot twist, the parents didn't sell their soul for a political ad because their son didn't actually die at Parkland! Who knows, all kinds of shenanigans happen in Broward County….

@JayM1989

3 жыл бұрын

I mean if he did buy a ridge wallet beforehand he may still be alive... I heard they stop bullets.

@brads3032

3 жыл бұрын

@@JayM1989 They DO stop bullets but only when you use code TIMDILLON at checkout

@AB-wg7qe

3 жыл бұрын

It’s pronounced guac 🤣

@areyoutheregoditsmedave

3 жыл бұрын

Quac is a no molé

Coming back from the dead is the ultimate in fake business.

@FatdogBlues

3 жыл бұрын

WWJD

@jeffv2981

3 жыл бұрын

My fake business is actually setting families up with AI versions of their deceased loved ones via email.

@gunshow86de

3 жыл бұрын

AI Tim in a hypebeast hoodie better be the next Twitter sketch.

@nodiggity9472

3 жыл бұрын

Ouija boards used to be like ISPs for enterprising fake psychics, helping those left behind keep in touch with their rabid, ghoulish dead ones. Quality messaging service at an unbelievably low subscription fee.

Guac will be featuring at Zoom Coachella 2021

@joshuacalebsmith

3 жыл бұрын

He's gonna have beef when VirTuPac shows up strapped! Ain't Nothin but a Gangsta Party...

@evanabbott2737

3 жыл бұрын

I’m listening to this episode with headphones at work, and I couldn’t believe my ears when it got to that part. It’s so disturbing...🤣

I have a hard time of thinking of someone more necessary in comedy right now than Tim. In my opinion he’s on the short list for Comic of the Year. Not to mention one the most fun regulars Rogan has on.

@kathykelly5930

3 жыл бұрын

That list is one, you have been absolved of your sins. Buy 3 ridge wallets to repent.

@cdavid469

3 жыл бұрын

Rogan is my favorite regular tim has on

@Kapitalist88

3 жыл бұрын

Cant wait for the episode on November 3rd!

@eliteastrea

3 жыл бұрын

Dillion is the funniest comedian ive listened too

@eliteastrea

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliverswales5604 pretty much. Him and personally id say joey. All other comics cause a rare laugh.

I've been going on Offerup and haggling people down to half the price with no intention of buying

@christopherlee5434

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent fake businessman.

@tarico4436

3 жыл бұрын

You're like that fake news! Only you're a fake businessman!

@AJ-jt4ti

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@johndelta00

3 жыл бұрын

Life in the small city.

@jamesahern9864

3 жыл бұрын

Bravo

I feel like one of the violinist on the titanic while listening to Tim.

@winneywinneywinney

3 жыл бұрын

🗿

@dogzer

3 жыл бұрын

Take the Titanic pill 💊🚢

@soap.f

3 жыл бұрын

Been a pleasure playing with u gentleman

@BlazRa

2 жыл бұрын

MGTOW BASIST PUNCHED A SOCIALITE BIDDIE OUT FOR THAT SPOT

I can't just listen to these podcasts. I NEED to see Ben's reaction to everything Tim is saying.

@kathykelly5930

3 жыл бұрын

He really needs to stop interrupting, such a motor mouth.

@tamsinthai

3 жыл бұрын

I'm the same. Some comics need a stooge to be truly funny. Oliver Hardy was one, Tim Dillon's another.

@evanabbott2737

3 жыл бұрын

kathy kelly he interrupts Tim a lot? When does this happen?🤔

@kathykelly5930

3 жыл бұрын

@@evanabbott2737 do you even watch the pod?

@thomasminarchickjr.7355

3 жыл бұрын

I liked watching Ben during the opening about the reanimated dead teenager.

I finally get to see my beautiful potato again

@madisunn

3 жыл бұрын

You win best comment 🏆 😭😂

@galenburkeii7796

3 жыл бұрын

How many fingers

@nmeyers92

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite part of the weekend. He always posts when I’m about to lay down and relax before bed and I love it.

Anybody else having a hard time putting their fake IKEA business desk together?

@Skifreak-nv7ej

3 жыл бұрын

I am sorry to hear that bob. Unfortunately, we do not allow returns or refunds.

@jordanflanders7195

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@alexl.4362

3 жыл бұрын

You got this Bobert

@goatmansasquatch1485

3 жыл бұрын

No it came with a manual

@atriyawadhwani5980

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus From America mines automatic

Tim and Ben, you guys have the best fake podcast out there.

@BlazRa

2 жыл бұрын

We r fake fans we watch fakely

i discovered this podcast when the pandemic started around in March with the work at home orders. Best discovery of 2020 is Tim Dillon! Yes or Yes!

Best part of the week- yes or yes

@Lightningkuriboh

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@valairsoft

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@SnozberriesTasteLikeSnozberrys

3 жыл бұрын

Literally, what else is there to look forward to besides the next tim dillon show?

@maxswp

3 жыл бұрын

This and war mode podcast on sunday look it up

@89jettayo

3 жыл бұрын

Every Saturday I wait if not guaranteed Sunday

Not taking my gun guac

@MAYH3M0NE

3 жыл бұрын

Such an underrated comment

I wonder what the pitch meeting to the dead guy's parents was like

@ShantyIrishman

3 жыл бұрын

Total Vought shit

@JeffreyLionelDahmer-fe6ly

3 жыл бұрын

Macabre!!!

@richardtyson100

3 жыл бұрын

“Hey guys, do you ever want to see your son again? Because WE have the solution!”

@arisingtide4974

3 жыл бұрын

The parents were deepfakes too, and deepfakes don't have objections yet

That made me like melania a bit more lol

@ljcomments886

3 жыл бұрын

#metoo

@polluteyoursoul

3 жыл бұрын

@@ljcomments886 who tf r u

@ljcomments886

3 жыл бұрын

@@polluteyoursoul Whatever answer makes you happy

Tim dillion is greatest comic yes or yes

@girlwithaview6961

3 жыл бұрын

I say yes.

@agerred

3 жыл бұрын

Girl With a View I disagree, I say yes.

@joshuacalebsmith

3 жыл бұрын

@@agerred I respect your opinion, but I still say yes is the better answer!

@goatmansasquatch1485

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe

@Bobin10101

2 жыл бұрын

@@hunterthompson6295 make up your mind clown.

It's difficult to listen to other "comedians" after listening to Tim "King God Keto Kid" Dillon

@kirabarsmith9353

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, he destroys the competition. Tim can decipher the most relevant and dark topics in real time and make it hilarious, that is genius.

@ad-archw1582

3 жыл бұрын

@@kirabarsmith9353 there is no one else even remotely close to making me laugh like he does

@Stefan-ox5sk

3 жыл бұрын

yeah it is

@fadiyashouh5944

3 жыл бұрын

@@kirabarsmith9353 yes and hell yes

@hynesite

2 жыл бұрын

I gotta throw a little respect on Theo vons name but Tim is funny as well

Tim Dillon is the Alex Jones of humor.

@sambratt3148

Жыл бұрын

This had me rolling around 😂😂

I’m a stay at home mum in Australia and you crack me up Tim 😂 You and Ben make an excellent team 👍 Keep up the great work 👏

God I love you guys it feels good to know there's a community of sane and seriously funny people out there

@JeffreyLionelDahmer-fe6ly

3 жыл бұрын

Your son, JFK Jr, was yummy!!!

@johnf.kennedy7956

3 жыл бұрын

@@JeffreyLionelDahmer-fe6ly so yummy the CIA had to crash his plane

@JeffreyLionelDahmer-fe6ly

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnf.kennedy7956 JFK Jr would've won the presidency for sure if he ever ran.

Slim Dillon is the man's actual name.

@businessbuilder92

3 жыл бұрын

Brought to you by the *black Ralph Lauren collection*

@TheDynamicJAB

3 жыл бұрын

Hope he moves to Houston and links with Slim Thug

@travishunt4927

3 жыл бұрын

@@businessbuilder92 Slim Chillon

@APR944

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@genuis9612

3 жыл бұрын

Will the real Slim Dillon please stand up

I think given the opportunity, Tim would sell out to all his fans for a large lump some of money, and I respect the hell out of it. Salute

@BrianCGibson

3 жыл бұрын

It makes sense when you practice fake business.

Why is Tim Dillon the only person in media who seems to be grasping the absurdity of all that is happening right now?

@sonofclay

3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Dore has a reasonably good handle on it.

@jellyfishbrained

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonofclay Jimmy's too angry.

Tim Dillon is now the best podcaster. RIP Joe Rogan.

@kathykelly5930

3 жыл бұрын

is now? when did you finally realize this?

@romanengland9544

3 жыл бұрын

It's a knife fight out there!

@kathykelly5930

3 жыл бұрын

@@romanengland9544 and Tim's Edward Scissorhands and Freddie Kruger.

@justinhayes9971

3 жыл бұрын

no but he is amazing

@areyoutheregoditsmedave

3 жыл бұрын

Justin Hayes RIP Justin hayes

The look on tim dillons face when he is intently watching something, biting his tongue to get through to the end is the best part of this video.

Using your dead child's reanimated body to make a point is one of the most disrespectful and nauseating things I ever saw. 2020 just keeps getting worse, I don't see how 2021 will be any better.

@carpathianhermit7228

3 жыл бұрын

Genocide maybe but tbf thats already happening cough ughyrs

@MLHMODZ

3 жыл бұрын

People have no shame anymore

@mgasioro

3 жыл бұрын

So that was real??

@angelaconner3131

3 жыл бұрын

How much money do you think they got for doing it?

@andrewwaldock

3 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Murphy So because they were his parents, he and his voice/image are their property to do with as they please? Way to totally miss the point. That video is an abomination and the parents have to be very mentally disturbed to consent to this: putting words in their dead son's mouth he did not say, creating this goulish dead-eyed cgi reanimation. This is one of the most disgusting and disturbing things I have ever seen, yet someone like you probably thinks it's "brave."

the way Tim's eyes cut over to Ben cracks me up

Timmy Dillione dominated Joe Rogan yet again.

@dirtydee1233

3 жыл бұрын

I really wish tim would do leftist shows like majority report. He and michael brooks wouldve been insane together.

@christopherlee5434

3 жыл бұрын

Yes or Yes.

@CH-ml4rz

3 жыл бұрын

Is there a meme w/ spelling his name in more and more wrong ways? It’s getting baffling.

Another Saturday night, just got off work and get to relax to a Tim Dillon Show! My favorite night.

Timmy hasnt even begun to peak, when he peaks were all gonna feel it.

Tim doing Melania sounds like Bobby Hill imitating Yakov Smirnoff

Someone needs to green screen some Alex Jones highlights on Ben's hoodie.

@lookbeforeitstoolate

3 жыл бұрын

That might be a possibility

@lookbeforeitstoolate

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@mrj4990

3 жыл бұрын

COWARD

The first 3 minutes are absolutely gold, I love this man!

🔥”Hell is empty and all the devils are here” 🔥 Thanks for the cheery summary of 2020 and pulling us through Tim 😂

"We're thinking about maybe moving out of LA...part of it is: the economic collapse, the fires, the homelessness, the civil unrest, the racial tension, the policing, the lack of freedom, the dirt, the diseases that are coming back, the high cost of living, the high property tax burden, the high income tax burden, the mismanagement of the state, the political issues, the earthquakes - the tectonic issues - that's just to name a few negatives.'

@jankypop-a-matic58

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but could you be a little more specific? HeHe! 😁

@alexcastillo1384

3 жыл бұрын

You got me at economic collapse!!

@tony5826

3 жыл бұрын

Does the nick nack patty whack set up stores selling sweaters and other whatever they sell that kinda bothers me and I'm on the other side of it two hours away from atlanta nobodys rode through there but I'm sure it's kinda the same way so says lin wood

@evanabbott2737

3 жыл бұрын

I love it...🤣

"OH well that was fun" 🤣🤣🤣

@lukecotton3076

3 жыл бұрын

They need to bring back RBG and make her promote ridge wallets

@stoicsavage509

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@XxhimynameiscynxX

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukecotton3076 " I like that. I think that is a good idea." Lolol

@lukecotton3076

3 жыл бұрын

@@XxhimynameiscynxX tim dillon is straighter than most LA comics

a part of me does hope that Ridge reanimates tim’s lifeless corpse for one last advertisement about that cool, sleek wallet...

@Albertlloyd94

3 жыл бұрын

the ridge is so small it can even fit in a holograms pocket, wow neat

@hunterthompson6295

3 жыл бұрын

A sleek and slim Wallet that you can sanitize..

@sauceguy19

3 жыл бұрын

one thing is for sure. he will be slinging ridge wallet till the day he breathes his last heavy breath.

I've listened to almost every episode of tim dillon show every single one of them is a Gem

I like how Ben is getting more involved in the commercials. He's finding ways to add value to the show!

god dammit I love this podcast

Why is Tim looking younger and younger every time we see him? that's life in the big city for ya also sorry that your mom survived another week.

@ChaseBradshaw

3 жыл бұрын

Wolf Man it’s his new batch of adrenechrome

@tarico4436

3 жыл бұрын

Just finished listening to entire podcast. I don't remember Tim mentioning his mom. So if she died you think he would have said something?

@scottp.548

3 жыл бұрын

He bathes in the blood of the kids Chrissy Teagan keeps in her basement.

@johnottman4694

3 жыл бұрын

No bodies ugly. They are just poor.

@davidgraham1827

3 жыл бұрын

He has been drinking the tears of Joe Rogan

Loved this episode! The interaction between you was really enjoyable. Bought the products and will support you till the very end

"I spoke to a Realtor and did a little fake business" 🤣

Tim looks like he's been eating nothing but magic spoon for weeks

@alexandermccracken9743

3 жыл бұрын

This is a factual statement, yes or yes.

@michaelhall5429

3 жыл бұрын

He's gone from russet to kipfler. Give him a week on the beach a month from now and he'll be a crispy little shoestring fry.

@whitelightsheddinweedsmokin

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelhall5429 🍠👀🥔

@SynysterCondom

3 жыл бұрын

Magic Spoon cereal: "Just because we call it cereal, don't mean it ain't steak!"

@scarredfanumberone

3 жыл бұрын

Tim should become president 2028 with the help of his media outlets jre and co.

The build-up of tension watching Tim while the Parkland AI video played felt like the first scene of "Inglorious Basterds."

OMG!!! Just found TD after he was on Joe Rogan. SOOOO FUNNY.

@JavilianFangz

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the club!!!!!!

@gillgreig2633

3 жыл бұрын

Maureen welcome to Sunday Service.

I did fake business for the first time yesterday, I was sitting at home when a Reality Agent called me, out of the no where! They asked me if I was still interested in the Property down the road. They were asking 470.000.00 dollars for a duplex. My first thought was is this Tim Dillion calling me to bust my balls, but no it was legitimate on the caller's part. So I went to the Tim Dillion mode! Tim is right it's fun! By the end of the conversation I made a counter offer of 290.000.00 dollars and I really pissed the Reality guy off, which he told me his name was Mr. T! Can't make this stuff up my friend's! I might be on lock down, but it's cool that I can do fake business without calling anyone! Thank you Tim Dillion, yesterday was awesome and I laughed so hard my stomach hurt! Thank you for fake business tip!

@Sweeney-Kubach

3 жыл бұрын

@Troy Vick They only screw people out of thier money and land and are almost worst then a Car salesman. Plus I didn't call them, they called me! And I differently have better things to do with my time, then call people on the phone.

This is my Saturday night jam. Thanks dude.

We truly live in a dystopia, and I, as they say, am here for it.

There is not enough Tim Dillon to watch!!

That opening video just confirms my suspicions that 2020 is just a really elaborate Black Mirror episode.

Tim has the funniest podcast going, YES OR YES?!?

@bad77dragtruck

3 жыл бұрын

Double yeszzzzz

@hunterthompson6295

3 жыл бұрын

Yes and yes

“Now we are gonna do merch,” is the comedy I love this show for

The first 2 minutes 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 …. Tim Dillon kills every damn episode! Hilarious beyond belief

The opening of this podcast is some of the best comedy I’ve ever seen the entire way it’s put together.

Thanks for the end time chuckles Tim.

Leaving for basic training in a week, most excited for the amount of Timmy D podcasts I’ll be able to binge when I’m done!!!

@LuckyLuch1

3 жыл бұрын

Or you could just not go and listen as they come out, win win.

@alexl.4362

3 жыл бұрын

@J F Why not

Thanks I needed this Tim. Big fan

46:49 Tim begins Act 3 continuing his existential crisis as he contemplates his existence, at the end of the Earth, as the last man standing, the biggest podcaster in L.A. and discusses the knife fight that is the L.A. restaurant scene 48:15 Tim accepts that you require gas lines in Kazakhstan is youre gonna eat coleslaw on TikTok 48:40 Tim reminisces over the corpse of L.A. 49:03 Tim graciously offers Ben the chance to speak 49:08 Ben quickly demonstrates why Tim does not extend this offer often 49:21 Tim explains when you cannot get pie or when you do, either way, know when to hold em, and know when to fold em 49:30 Tim realizes he is yelling and frightening Ben 50:20 Tim segues into a discussion of Quibi and internet streaming services 51:44 Tim prophesies the End Tims, and warns followers he may not make it to the promised land with us, for His humility knows know bounds. Truly, our Savior (TM, C, R) 52:35 Tim Dillon on NYC 53:19 To be clear, NYC is exactly the same as it has always been; our police force literally has over seas operations, we house the most important financial institutions in the country, DHS and CBP have their run of the city as basically all of it is in their shared jurisdiction and while other cities experience nightly riots, NYC experiences evening bicycle protests down 5th avenue. While the police have certainly clashed with protesters, as documented regarding the Mott Haven clash, much of this is planned and orchestrated by the police intentionally, and when left alone the protests always end in exhausted marchers who just go home at the end of it all; as exemplified in the Breonna Taylor findings, when protesters marched for hours and the police stood back and it ended peacefully when every one got tired and went home. It isnt gritty. it isnt dangerous. it isnt wild and crazy. the main change is you can smoke loud in the open now. The only people made at NYC are the President who is under investigation by the state out of Manhattan 53:51 Tim is realistic about comedy in general 54:24 Tim sums up the state of affairs vis a vis his Harem and politics 55:00 Tim announces the beginning of the End Tims, hear the bells ring children, ready your commercial real estate, call on your local homeless people, the revolution is upon us. Glory To True Serbia and a Free Tibet! 56:25 Tim learns live on air that Trump is in the hospital, a signal that truly his announcement of the End Tims' beginning was accurate 56:48 Tim's reaction 58:27 Cry Havoc, and Let Loose the Dogs of War on the Fascists, piglets, our hour is upon us and we will not be denied our liberation from our non compete clauses! 1:00:00 Tim observes the high comedy of the moment 1:01:57 Tim Dillon will never forget where he was today, a day that will live in infamy, the dawn of the End Tims; this is what it cost for you to be the Biggest Podcaster In L.A. 1:04:00 thats Spooktober for ya folks 1:04:40 Tim plans for how he will handle learning of Trump's death via a heckle 1:06:24 Tim wishes Trump well 1:06:41 The weight of the news has fully hit Tim you can see it in his face here 1:07:14 Roll Credits 1:07:23 Tim makes the formal announcement but mispronounces 'Tims' 1:07:42 Tim hypes his road schedule 1:08:38 Tim does his Melania impression again for a closer Good Night, Good Evening, Good Morning Good Afternoon and Good Luck, Bring an Umbrella, Pack a Lunch and for Fuck's Sake Wear a Mask; Until the Last Link Breaks, None of Us Are Free

@josef2012

3 жыл бұрын

Well played

@JeffreyLionelDahmer-fe6ly

3 жыл бұрын

Much obliged, sir!

@Avengerie

3 жыл бұрын

"When criminals are not disturbed by the police, it ends nonviolently". Wow. I love people blocking the intersections and bashing on the windows now!

@EncinoRecords

3 жыл бұрын

@@Avengerie k

@EncinoRecords

3 жыл бұрын

@@Avengerie www.thecity.nyc/2020/9/30/21495416/nypd-bronx-protest-response-violated-human-rights-watchdog-charges

I was praying he had heard the diagnosis before taping the episode

Vote for people not getting shot, BRO!

@shaunpatryck

3 жыл бұрын

Hahah.. that video was an absolute joke

@clampo845

3 жыл бұрын

Most cringeworthy PSA

@scottp.548

3 жыл бұрын

I'll have to look for that question on the ballet, because I'm voting yes to that question.

@hunterthompson6295

3 жыл бұрын

Ah Yes, lets use our Dead Son's CGI as a puppet for a political movement. Bc we need to ReAnimate the dead for our political Agendas.

@lanesniffin730

2 жыл бұрын

YO ITS ME GUACAMOLE AND CHIPS

I found Tim like 3 days ago. I have watched so much of his stuff it’s amazing. And he is smart af like he said he is. He says shit how it is

One of the best podcasts to date had me crying from begging I had to pause it to not miss anything

You're so good at comedy right now! Keep it up brah

Tim helped me realize I'm not gay. Thank you, Tim.

@ianhaseley4354

3 жыл бұрын

How?

@Nicole-rj4xz

3 жыл бұрын

Stunning and brave.

@davideanes3425

3 жыл бұрын

Team Apatow That’s so hot!

I usually skip over podcast ads but Tim’s are part of the comedic experience!

I was SO waiting for Tim to JUMP IN!!! FUNNY!!! Great job as always guys!

Been listening to this podcast for a couple years now, Tim keeps getting funnier.

Best part of Saturday nights. Yes or yes.

Thanks to Tim my fake business is absolutely killing it. I've never been so successful!

Merch rant is great! … I literally listen to episodes at work to get through the day!!! Amazing🤣🤣🤣🤣

watching this after my aa meeting

Tim and Ben are the perfect dose of happiness for my Monday!

I listen to Tim on the way to work during work and after work , he literally the only reason I can get through my day

They deep faked their dead kid. They deep faked their dead kid on a badly acted monologue. Wow! 2020! People told me as a teen to not kill myself, they were wrong. Edit: I'm not going to delete it but now that I am sober; I'm actually very glad I didn't kill myself as a teen. This was a joke but if anyone is out their dealing with suicidal thoughts it isn't that funny, I remember. The worst part about being suicidal is actually the being suicidal. I grew up, got a job, fell in love, got married, and had kids. I take the odd SSRI but for the most part I don't even identify as depressed anymore. Pretty cliche to say "it gets better" but in reality things become less about you and that really helps. Being a young person sucks, this to shall pass.

@barnumcapote8215

3 жыл бұрын

Yikes but I feel you on that one 😂

@davez315

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@aaronschultz7382

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I didn't off myself as a teen. Watching it all burn has been the best depression treatment I've found yet

@eisenwerks6388

3 жыл бұрын

Right after they heard the news, a limo pulled up outside. A guard with a fully automatic carbine gestured them to the door. Still shellshocked, they obediently enter the car. Michael Bloomberg is sitting across from them. He has a briefcase and a knife. "Hi folks. I'm sorry to hear about what happened. I'm not going to dance around the unpleasantness here, we've got some difficult options for you. You have two choices. Number one, I kill you and we assign blame to your kid. He becomes the monster and you're the dead parents who raised the dead monster. Number two *he opens the briefcase revealing several million in cash neatly stacked* you become the heroes. You'll never want for a thing. He's the martyr. Hell, they tell me they will even make some sort of movie out of him if all goes to plan in the next few years" They stared at the shriveled old billionaire for a few moments, confused. The father stammered "b-b-bu-how" The thing that called itself Mike smiled back, "make it quick now, my time is worth more than your life. I have a meeting with the Chinese in an hour, tick tok!"

@towersofgiza

3 жыл бұрын

What if you're a 31 year old unmarried loser that lives with their disabled parents? Should I kill myself then? Cuz it's reeeeeallly tempting these days. Got a job tho.

You’ll always be the best podcaster in Austin to me, Tim 😘

Tim’s adds are the only ones I sit through.

It's my birthday today. Very glad to have Tim scream in my ear for it.

"i hope i get re-animated andd come back slinging codes for ridge wallet!" lol

That made me much more excited to head to the shooting range tomorrow... cheers

Can’t wait to see you in Nashville tonight!

Can't wait to see you next weekend your the new 🐐

Best podcast out by leap's and bounds 💪💪💯

Love you!!!! ❤️

Great work Tim and Ben keep up the great work

Love you Tim! You are the only one who makes me really laugh nowadays. Thank you.