This is absolute top class fellows haven't laughed this much since watching the film Babies Day Out. Quality with a capital Q. Just a thought you haven't been inclusive enough you never mentioned the horse LGBTQ and he always finishes well from behind.

@jonotoscano4273

2 жыл бұрын

OMG hahahahahahaha what a comment

You forgot to add the "annoying Karen who wants to rule your life" was scratched from the race due to no one was listening to her. Lol 😆

Too good 😆😆

Insanely good.

Bloody BRILLIANT thank you for the much needed laugh Jono!!!🤣🤣🙏🙏

Pure gold.

Interesting observation - This vid for the 2021 Melbourne Cup was uploaded on 24 Aug 2021, but the 2021 Melbourne Cup did not run till more than 2 months later on Tues 2 Nov 2021. Hence these horses shown are not the ones running on 2 Nov 2021. That said, hilarious and clever. Other possible lines (some mine and some added here from other commenters, for the sake of aggregation - "Graphene Oxide" is having a magnetic effect on everyone "Parasite" is slithering up the field The mare "Annoying Karen Who Wants To Rule Your Life" was scratched from the race due to no one was listening to her. "Hydra Vulgaris" is heading out in all directions "Stainless Steel Shard" is cutting them all down "Essential Worker" was scratched because they didn't qualify for the cup "That's Been Fact Checked And It's True" have good odds Punters have blind faith in "Government Is The Single Source Of Truth" and is a favourite, but not furlong when the punters wake up and report this horse to the Stewards. I had my money on “I'm Scared Of Needles”, but it got beat by “The Police” who is in the same stable as, and controlled by their corporate owner, "Government Is The Single Source Of Truth" "Nanoparticles" has been backed by the nanostate "Clotshot" is clogging up the field and putting everyone out of circulation

After this race the horses where sent to the Wet Markets due to shortage of bats

@unvettx790

2 жыл бұрын

I haven't been able find any bat soup going most of two years now.

The glaring omission of the potential line "'I've put worse things in my body at 3am' is coming up the rear" almost requires a rerun. :)

Please make another this had me in stitches ... I heard some inside info that's the horses "govt is the single source of truth" followed closely behind "that's been fact checked and it's true" have good odds

Quality content mate

Well done. Jayzuz, OZ!

Utterly glorious.

Brilliant 👏

Fucking hilarious but scary and true ha ha

Essential Worker didn't qualify for the cup 😁😅🤣😂🤣

@benbrist

2 жыл бұрын

And "Vulnerable and shielding" 😁

Super! Congratulations for this excellent piece of work. Keep cheering up people, we need quality entertainment like this one.

@drawingdead9025

2 жыл бұрын

People don't need cheering up, they need waking up to the cancer that is the modern left eating the Western world.

One of the best Furlongs I've ever seen lmao🐴

I enjoyed that 😁🤣 I was on big pharma along way out 👍

Spike Jones did this 80 YEARS AGO. And I used to watch Australian racing, until it bored me to death. They had one good, saucy commentator and all the rest were brain-dead parrots: "OH, he [the horse] looks so good in the yaaaaard!"

Brilliant. Was it you who made this. I watched it 2 months ago and still do till this day when I need to have a laugh. So we'll done and so true!!

Brilliant!

Well done!

This was 5 months ago and still applies.

This is great.

Very clever!!!

#omg 😲😲😲

That was good… Did my comment even make this public comment page or big phama delete it!??!

@jonotoscano4273

2 жыл бұрын

you've made it! welcome

Most hilarious !!!

#gold

Hilarious

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PPS ... PLEASE PASS IT ON and WITH RECOMENDATIONS.

I'm scared of needles... I had my money on that & it got beat! #damn

: )

Who would give thumbs down

HAHAHAHAHAHA

😆 🤣

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🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣

@warriorwoman5330

2 жыл бұрын

But wait.....Big Pharma won! That's not how it's suppose go down.

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This does not have enough views.

No "Totalitarian Karen"?

Go What's the F@#king point than

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