“Little condoms”. “If you can afford it, take me out to dinner”. Love the humour in this video!

@rahulmaron

6 жыл бұрын

if not for condoms, i could have been her lucky son who have lots of gaming laptops.

@MrRhix

6 жыл бұрын

Allen Douangchak yup "i9", "apple", "over 3000$", lots of puns today indeed

@aeonicphoenix5618

6 жыл бұрын

This lady always makes me spit out my drink laughing out of nowhere! In her review of the 2017 model she called it the "clackbook pro" which got me out of the blue as well! 🤣😂

@palcz

6 жыл бұрын

I have just fallen in love, Lisa :-DDD

@tassodemo2316

5 жыл бұрын

Allen Douangchak the only thing is the “humour” isn’t PG humor 😂

Wow. I feel like this was a much more in depth/critical review than normal. At damn near 4 thousand after tax though it is so very much appreciated! Great videos!

@Anyguy4321

6 жыл бұрын

Because it's not a "Pro" device in any way. They decided to sell basically a macbook air with a better screen and removed all the things that made the pre-2016 Macbook Pro an actual Professional Device (good keyboard, excellent connectivity). And Apple is being sued for their stupid butterfly keyboard that works like crap and is too stubborn to give consumers what they want which is the old Macbook chassis and keyboard that was better in every way except thin-ness. And I said this who gladly paid the Apple premium and bought the Macbook Pro Retina 2012 on release. It actually had features I could use and needed and was willing to pay a premium for. There's not a damn reason to pay the Apple premium for the new MBP except for the fact they are thin and have OSX.

THIS IS THE 2018 MACBOOK PRO REVIEW I WAS WAITING FOR!!! YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!

@weiqianhee7885

6 жыл бұрын

Jay Craford don't get it. It has Serious thermal throttling issues

@redxblood85

6 жыл бұрын

They all do, i9 throttles even on the dell xps 15. Slim and i9 with no throttling doesnt exist.

@jiaj1985

6 жыл бұрын

RxBgaming so what's the point?

@redxblood85

6 жыл бұрын

Dont get an i9, go with the 6-core i7 😂

I don't understand why people say "runs like a dog" referring to slow. Dogs run pretty fast. Much faster than humans.

@eli.parker

5 жыл бұрын

Hi-Fi Insider 😂 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@pete5668

5 жыл бұрын

Faster than horses as well. The fastest greyhounds race at about 45 mph or so, the horses race about 35 mph or so.

@levelintelligence7128

5 жыл бұрын

Forelimbs and forelegs

@calmdown1774

5 жыл бұрын

Most dogs have bad stamina. Run fast but not for long.

“Not throwing it in the freezer” looks like dave lee made the heat problem very clear lol

@maythesciencebewithyou

6 жыл бұрын

I heard Siberia is a nice place to live. They should advertise their region as McBook friendly.

Holy shit did anyone else see the CPU hit 100°C during that video conversion?!

.." if you can afford 4TB SSD, you can take me out for dinner"...😂😂😂

@Dragonblaster1

6 жыл бұрын

KUSHAGERA VERMA I would be honoured to take Lisa out for dinner. Top lady.

@phillblake6829

5 жыл бұрын

Alastair Archibald but could you afford the 4tb though?😂

Been watching almost 10 years now, always great work here

Lisa, you are hands down the best tech reviewer on KZread. Thank you for all the nitty gritty details!

This best MacBook Pro Review I saw on the youtube after watching about 30 channels. This is an unbias, practical, positive youtube channel XD

Excellent review. No fluff, no filler, answering all the lingering questions from other reviews.

After a wave of unboxing videos and "my 24h experience" ones we finally get a true review! Thanks Lisa!

Not just another YT video, such in-depth understanding of tech.. so accurate. Thanks for the awesome video! Dave2D putting i9 lappy in freezer has gotten all over YT tech😂

@anuj_mhatre

6 жыл бұрын

As a student, 13” macbook going from 2 to 4 core is gonna be my go to device. I do use rendering & fcpx for design projects. 2018 13” performance & in-depth review would be super, will the jump from 64mb eDRAM to 128mb make any difference in gpu performance?

“...If you can afford it, take me out to dinner”

Excellent review Lisa. I love how you don't just follow a standard format. You're here to educate, not demonstrate and that's far more important.

The only review I need to see. Thanks Lisa!

Nice video Lisa. You definitely do the best reviews !

@ahmedbhaa

6 жыл бұрын

OWNorDisown You are the best, too, mate!

@OWNORDISOWN

6 жыл бұрын

ah Kin Thanks mate 😀 Lisa was my inspiration though and sets the bar for me to reach to.

@mobiletechreview

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the compliment, Stephen- you're no slouch yourself :)

@HiBMlive

6 жыл бұрын

OWNorDisown are you going to review this laptop?

@liviupatrasc6310

6 жыл бұрын

OWNorDisown sorry mate but il just stick with you! Lisa she's a fantastic reviewer too!

Definitely the best review I have seen in youtube. The other reviewers I have seen were usually emotionally driven in their reviews, which I absolutely hated, or simply less thorough. They focused on one negative aspect of the 2018 MBP and just could not see past that. Commenters on those other reviews were even worse... It's annoying when people write irrational comments because they hate Apple rather than discuss pros/cons in a reasonable manner. There are tons of both pros and cons to look at objectively... Anyways, thanks for the review.

So far the only review on KZread I've seen that thinks to use a fan control app to reduce the thermal throttling. Kudos!

My first review from Lisa and I am blown away. Absolutely fantastic. Thank you!

Lisa, you are hilarious-you are one of the best tech KZreadrs around! Thank you

Spot on about the SSD, I noted to that particular reviewer that he was hitting the APFS instant duplication feature rather than pure controller performance, no change made to the original article. It's a fast SSD, but not several times faster than the other similar SSDs like he thought.

Great review Lisa. Only reviewer I've seen to know about mac fan control software. Great overview.

Was waiting for the review, great job, as always!

I'll bet that silicon cover on the keys plays a part in restricting airflow through these rigs.

The throttling on this is absolutely unacceptable.

@iTheBeep

6 жыл бұрын

ZestyLeprechaun-SWBF Funny Moments, Epic Moments, and more! But expected. How in the hell did those people in Apple think the i9, hell, even the i7 would've been able to receive enough cooling on that thin-ass chassis?

@jaywalt282

6 жыл бұрын

TheBeep and as usual, people will not do their research and will buy this $4000+ machine and realize they were screwed over.

@misterscruffle

6 жыл бұрын

i actually ordered mine and then cancelled it as soon as these throttling reviews came out

@ramonbs6075

6 жыл бұрын

ZestyLeprechaun-SWBF Funny Moments, Epic Moments, and more! All laptops have the same problem

@cthulpiss

6 жыл бұрын

Nope, there are well cooled laptops.

ive been watching you for years, love the consistency and quality of videos

I have been looking forward to this all day. Thanks Lisa!

Awesome review. So professional and right on point. You have a lot of avid fans at the notebookreview forums.

the i9 one is currently a disaster

@TyrantTitan.

6 жыл бұрын

apple without steve is a disaster

My favorite tech lady reviewing my favorite laptop. Love your videos, keep up the good work!

Loving the review!! I appreciate the light mood and low amount of bias you present throughout the video. Most reviewers are usually biased and it’s off putting, but you kept the comparisons mostly fact based with light opinionated inputs. Love it

I really hope in 2019 they revisit the touchpad & keyboard design + scrap the touchbar. They really got the keyboard and trackpad right with the 2012 rMBP IMO - wish they would've kept that design.

Best tech reviewer on KZread

@rafrodr

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed!!

Started watching your videos few weeks ago and i gotta admit they are amazing! Great knowledge and a calm voice. :)

This is the review I’ve been waiting for.

As a long-time Mac user, who prefers to work on Mac OSX when on a laptop, due to the amazing trackpads and responsive OS, I just can no longer justify the mac premium price. I just can't. I've had enough.

Still waiting for the Dell XPS 15 9570 review... 😥

@peterkizer6163

5 жыл бұрын

I've had such bad luck with Dell that I will never buy another Dell, and I don't care what they make or what the reviews are. Apple, on the other hand, is delightfully durable, reliable.

You and Dave Lee definitely did the best reviews for this laptop. Thank you!

Best review I’ve seen of the 2018 model. The only review that gives a solution to the cooling. Great job!

Thermal throttling is un exceptional for me. *Dave Lee's Voice 2018*

I’m hearing the buttons get stuck...... I’ll wait for the 2019 Mac Book Pro

Outstanding review, Lisa. Thanks so much for another excellent video and perspective!

one of the best reviews so far. just as usual

What does all this mean? It means I’ll be keeping my 2012 MBP for a while longer.

king of throttling

@OffTheBeatenPath_

6 жыл бұрын

"We either throttle your new device, or soon after" - APPLE

@coolhand1966

6 жыл бұрын

#throttlegate

I was waiting for your take on this! Thank you!

You always have the wittiest T-shirts!

@FlintG

6 жыл бұрын

So true lol. Wonder what shirt she is gonna wear next.

@misku_

6 жыл бұрын

Subtle, funny and twisted. I love them!

Always the best :)

@finnbarrhamill4737

6 жыл бұрын

Yes... Yes.. Yess... WOOOO

@imho4990

6 жыл бұрын

No. Night light in windows have nothing to do with apple true tone.

@DrINTJ

6 жыл бұрын

She is

Thanks Lisa ....... Your reviews are the best on You Tube ... I look forward to every one of your reviews........ 🕵

You are a FANTASTIC reviewer!!! THOROUGHLY enjoyed this, thank you!

Did Lisa just review the Apple TrojanBook Pro?

@diatomsaus

6 жыл бұрын

Trojanbook? Is that a meme I missed? Guess I don't follow normie memes enough.

@dei1547

6 жыл бұрын

Macro Cosmos I don‘t understand it either

@RelaxedLikeaCat

6 жыл бұрын

Que?

@mariaaah777

6 жыл бұрын

Macro Cosmos Memes? He is talking about trojan condoms. 😂

@FirstLast-rm7mb

6 жыл бұрын

You don't understand because you're a fool.

Nice display but i won't need this anyway..just came for the review😁

Love the review. Been waiting for yours.

Fabulous. Informative, amusing, grown-up, entertaining and just what I needed. Well done you, Lisa!

little condoms. Did not expect to hear that in this review. LOL

Not inspiring me to rush out and grab one !

@TheseEyesSeeDarknessClearly

6 жыл бұрын

I've been looking for a reason to buy a MacBook and this new release is not good enough. I LOVE Mac OS but Apple's laptops just aren't exciting. So I'm sticking with my Surface Book 2 and I'm loving it

Best review I've seen of the MBP 2018. Thanks!

Lisa, your reviews are always bang on.

“If you can afford it, take me out to dinner.” Gotta love Lisa hahahaha

**Everything** is soldered on!? Sheesh...

@ArtisticallyEligible

6 жыл бұрын

Charsept yeah, it's poopy and useless to even buy

@ArtisticallyEligible

6 жыл бұрын

Charsept just get the aero 15x v8 or new razorblade

Very candid, useful and balanced review. Thank you Lisa!

Thank you for the most unbiased review I have yet to watch. Well produced :)

Thermal throttled core i9

@joshrealms244

6 жыл бұрын

yup.

@fpl_bailey

6 жыл бұрын

David Lee sure have an impact on the market

@bradhaines3142

6 жыл бұрын

koolyo2foots didnt help that he put it in a freezer to prove his point

@fpl_bailey

6 жыл бұрын

Brad Haines I disagree, putting it in the freezer provide his point even more.

@selentatsukienjoyer

6 жыл бұрын

Brad Haines dave put it in freezer so we can see how it should perform if the macbook has good cooling

They’ve gone mad with their laptops after they released those “pro”’models in 2016.

Thank you Lisa for professional and throughout review.

As always the best reviews! thanks, Lisa.

I just love the Apple eco-system. I switched in 2009 from Windows, and it's just such a different experience. I do like both Windows and macOS though, but if i have to choose it will be macOS. But that's personally of course. I don't think that you should go with the i9 given the fact that it throttles so much, but the 32gb ram option is very welcome. I think that even the base cpu is great given the fact that it's a 6-core. I know Windows laptops already have such laptops, but it still amazing to see this transition over to laptops. Imagine having 8-core (or more) in a laptop. It's crazy to think about it but this will surely come. I believe even some Android smartphones have more then 6-core cpu's (not sure about that one) and i know that tv's also already have 6-core+ cpu's. I just think it's so great to see this evolution. But then again, i love technology 🤓

@peterkizer6163

5 жыл бұрын

What is keeping me from Windows is my iPhone - which is why I am looking at Mac reviews.

Would totally get the Razer with GTX1070 144Hz for this price.

Really the best, most comprehensive reviews! Thanks!

The absolute best reviewer! Always wait for your reviews!

Sticking with my 2016 15 inch pro. Just not seeing the value. I can wait another two minutes for something to render to save thousands...

I used Apple computers in school and college. I can't believe how expensive they are for what you get. Using all those dongles for different things is annoying.

Wow I love your reviews, one of the best on KZread!

love this style, straight to technical details

The 2018 MacBook Pro are what I expected the regular MacBook to be... If they want to use Pro name they need to forget the whole battery saving thing and give us performance.

@bradhaines3142

6 жыл бұрын

ezar howard nope, all they need to do is leave the thin and light to the lightweights. heavyweight performance apparently cant fit in featherweight frame

@usernamesample8386

6 жыл бұрын

Or get rid of the screen keyboard thing and make the laptop the same size as the pros 2012-2015.

@redvivid

6 жыл бұрын

Brad Haines it's actually not that difficult to get good performance or thermals out of a system like that.

@bradhaines3142

6 жыл бұрын

ezar howard then why cant they

After PR denied the condoms were a dust fix, leaked internal documents said they were exactly that, lol

THANK YOU Lisa for nailing this review! Keep giving honest accurate reviews! I finally walked away from mac and bought myself an Aero 15x with 8th gen, which is all upgradable, and comes with a dual ssd, 1070 8gb graphics (max Q), all the best ports, and an amazing screen. I bought it it on amazon for $2069 including tax on amazon. I bought an Samsung 960 evo m.2 a few months ago for like a $120, which I plan on using as my second ssd in my laptop. In total I spent $2189 for all that which includes taxes

Does it have USB Gen 2 type A port? -> No Does it have an SD card reader? -> No Does it have an ethernet port? -> No Can you upgrade down the road? -> No Does it perform as intended? -> No Is it Expensive? -> Yes Does it have showoff technology so that they can charge extra? -> Yes Apple's definition of Pro btw

@selentatsukienjoyer

6 жыл бұрын

Jae still mad they remove magsafe, usb a, and sd card slot. Like wtf apple. What is your definition of "Pro"

@danielee8418

6 жыл бұрын

Pro = Profligate, easy to understand

@kat8356

6 жыл бұрын

Technically it does have those ports tho and it performs as intended by apple

@sKepTiCal404

6 жыл бұрын

That's the main reason why I bought XPS 15 9570 instead of wait for Macbook pro.

@danielee8418

6 жыл бұрын

Jae XPS is crap too. Terrible keyboard, only usb-c, throttling i9

Why can't they just raise their TDP to 150W and make it thicker with proper cooling and a larger battery? Or switch to Ryzen APUs so they only have to put a heatsink on one component?

@stephen_l1474

6 жыл бұрын

Street Guru Apple isn’t in charge with the tdp, and making a Mac thicker? Apple engineers will sacrifice their lives to prevent anyone from making their laptop 0.1mm thicker. And by the way there were news a few months ago saying that Apple will switch to AMD processors from 2020.

@diegochavezisntmanam

6 жыл бұрын

because that would make too much sense! i guess theyre worried about losing the customers that only care about aesthetics?

@streetguru9350

6 жыл бұрын

It's more likely apple switches to ARM if Adobe is porting all their software to it, but Ryzen mac products would be really neat, and it'll raise AMD's stock price a ton. I meant more don't use USB type C for the charger, or just over engineer it so it can take 150W for a better GPU.

@MichaelGGarry

6 жыл бұрын

They have their TDP target and they stick to it, I can see why they do it even if I don't always agree with it. But not having at the least the new AMD APU's as an option is criminal.

@theblackboyjoe

6 жыл бұрын

Isn’t there a limit of 100wh for batteries before you need approval from airlines to take them on planes. If you increase the tdp to 150w battery life would be like 70 minutes even with the biggest batteries possible.

thanks for the in depth review! i enjoy your sense of humor and presentation

Your reviews give me life.

My thinkpad P50 has 8TB.

Lisa I think your wearing two different earrings 🧐 - I drifted once I heard the price on the Macpro and was admiring your earrings 😂 ....very pretty !

@pootermd09

6 жыл бұрын

Born Again Farm Girl I noticed that too, I think it is so they stand out on the different background colors!

@x0mi07

6 жыл бұрын

Born Again Farm Girl I do this sometimes. They're complimenting the two diff colors of the gingerbread man. :D

Lisa, you’ve made the best MacBook Pro 2018 review so far and that is without even showing / comparing benchmarks to other versions. The conclusion remarks are spot on.

I've been waiting for this. Thanks!

Apple is slowing spinning out of control in my opinion. Great video !

@morlidor

6 жыл бұрын

C Rizzy Of course they care about their computers. Probably more than most other manufacturers who just seem to copy Apple.

@wasw

6 жыл бұрын

I mean top laptops don't look even remotely similar to the macbook's design so I don't know where you're coming from. XPS 15 looks and feels very different, so does the Razer Blade 15, the HP Spectre 360, the ASUS Zenbook, the LG Gram..

@morlidor

6 жыл бұрын

Almost all the laptops you name are MBP rip offs.

@TheVFXbyArt

6 жыл бұрын

I kinda agree, starting with their (lack of) mac pros! Pro machines need processing, therefore cooling. Reviewers seem happy with their iMac pros, albeit with their WICKED pricing. As they say, they painted themselves into a corner with their 6.1 Darth Mac Pros heat dissipation, and I would add also with their spaghettifying defunct TB 2 connection. Firewire, firewire 800, thunderbolt 1, usb 3, esata thrown in for good measure... I call it the lost decade of connectors. I stuck with eSata ot externals with my 10 year old macs because the PC market helped bring their price down. I hope the 2019 mac pro EMBRACES the pc component market. My 2008 3,1 macpro cheesegrater has a flashed Nvidia 680 w/ 4GB, an esata card for external backups, an extra FW800/usb 2.0 card to keep devices hooked up instead of switching. I have the Caldigit usb 3.1 usb-c and esata card on the way for high speed card reading and backup. Plus I boot off of a SoftRAID 8Tb raid infested with HighSierra! High Sierra let me work the new tools in the prod bundle, albeit slowly! All on mac pro 3,1. Cost of High Sierra hardware update? $140 caldigit usb3 esata card $50 softRAID lite app (big thanks to Mark James in tech support) $15 sata & ide cable rerouting. This expandability is what a mac pro should buy you. Its very PC-like, but with the stability that, granted, a limited “walled garden” OS like mac OS will give you... Oh and I rock Battlefield 4, day Z and Space engineers via steam on the windows bootcamp. Apple, make the 2019 mac pro a BIG box with BIG fans!

@wasw

6 жыл бұрын

Per Karlsson Look at the pictures, they don't look similar at all. Not to mention they have better processors, video cards, keyboards, higher res screens etc

Every single credible reviewer is calling out Apple for being a bullshIt overpriced brand that offers nothing... nothing at all over lower priced gear. And actually, there are many quality/durability issues with their stuff. Terrible brand.

You're the first Reviewer I have heard explain the difference between the i7 and i9 chip sets. Well done!

I love you humor, knowledge and your channel 🤗. Keep up the great work!

Watching this on my SURFACE BOOK WITH PERFORMANCE BASE.

@petarsmilajkov9431

6 жыл бұрын

TheVideoGameManiac I would be too if it had at least 1 thunderbolt port. But it has none ;)

@jed23ify

6 жыл бұрын

Yea but the surface book 2 does not have thunderbolt 2, so that’s a letdown. I wanted to try the SB 2 with performance base, but can’t think of throwing $2400-2600 down with no TB2 support. Maybe SB3?.....

@Dragonblaster1

6 жыл бұрын

Watching thins on my Surface Book 2 15".

@InvisibleIink

6 жыл бұрын

Watching this on my Galaxy Tab A 8

@makasete30

6 жыл бұрын

🤷‍♂️ ok...

If one is uncertain about buying a MacBook Pro after viewing Dave Lee’s video then one needs to watch your video to better understand the issue. I had cancelled my purchase but I’m now thinking of reordering.

@namesashhousewares8337

6 жыл бұрын

db4ip just buy the i7 and ramp up your fans when rendering something. i9 is not ready yet

@kingduytan

6 жыл бұрын

Just buy the base model, I get higher cinebench scores than the I9 in the video (with mac fans control ofc). If you're really into it, limit power to 45W then be amazed with 5-10% performance jump and lower & stable temp (80-85C)

Love your reviews as always, thanks from Ireland

Very good review as always Lisa, kudos for the insane quality of the video as well.

#ThrottleGate

Little condoms 🤣

@FlintG

6 жыл бұрын

haha lol xD

Another great review! Very detailed and informative, and only one I've seen giving practical advice on the CPU heat issues

Best review of the new machine so far. Fantastic! Helped me make a buying decision

I've been using macbook pro since 2010 and I'm very very happy, now it's time to change to a new model, but I won't play the crazy Apple game. Time to switch to a Windows laptop, anyone got any suggestions to go smoothly from the super expensive mac to an affordable and upgradable Windows? Huawei? Lenovo? Asus? Dell??

@pascaladjaero

6 жыл бұрын

LucaDeLuchis from experience, get the Dell XPS 15 9560 (mine) or 9570 with i7.

@nomadicperceptions

6 жыл бұрын

Ik Adjaero thanks for your reply! I'll check that out!

@gdraskovic

6 жыл бұрын

Matebook x pro

@jiaj1985

6 жыл бұрын

Surface book 2

@MichaelGGarry

6 жыл бұрын

As a user of both, I think you are making a mistake. But if you really must then: For a "similar to MacBook Pro" experience the Huawei Mate Pro. For what the 15" MBP *should* be, Gigabyte Aero 15x or Razer Blade 15. Beware the lesser build quality and support though.

OKURRRRT

@therunningxfree

6 жыл бұрын

Gustavo Villar TY for giving me my jush