I think the private plane trip is mentioned in one of Artie's books. He takes a huge crap while everyone in the plane is eating sushi, and he stunk up the plane so bad the hedge fund guy called off the business venture

@brokencigarette3017

2 ай бұрын

lmfao

@quiksix25

2 ай бұрын

Yes, Crash and Burn

@abun7555

2 ай бұрын

Haha. Then he passed out , woke up and devoured the sushi.

@bye4now067

2 ай бұрын

Yup as soon as he started telling this…..I’m like UH OH 😂

@WillyTheComposerOfficial

2 ай бұрын

Yeah I think he also blamed the inability to hold it in on his ongoing heroin use

" I’d like to admit that I also completely shit my pants on that plane, which I’m even less happy to admit is something I’m no stranger to doing. I don’t remember the first time it happened, but I know for a fact that during that phase of my life it became a regular thing. It began to happen so much that I made a game of it by stashing my shitty underwear in the corner of the balcony of whatever hotel I happened to sleep in that night. This was a one-sided game, because the maids who were my opponents had no idea that we were playing, and by the time they did, I’d already won. It was an Easter Egg hunt where the eggs were all brown and only one kid was looking. Here’s how I would play it out: if I shit my pants completely, I’d find the most tucked-away corner of the room and stuff them in there in such a way that the horror of what they held wasn’t visible from a distance-only picking them up would reveal the “goods.” To balance this cruel joke that I completely enjoyed, I’d leave a $20 bill on the dresser. That was my sarcastic thank-you. In my mind here’s how it played out: the maid would come into the room and think I was a great guy for leaving such a huge tip. Then they’d find my pile of shit in those underpants on the balcony and realize that $20 wasn’t even close to covering what they deserved."

Without a doubt Artie thought Hawaiian Punch was healthier than soda

@thefadedone8192

2 ай бұрын

I believe on a technical level it is. I think it has vitamin C added, which soda doesn't. Also, I believe it contains less sugar than soda. I could be wrong though.

@saljablo2767

2 ай бұрын

Punch has less calories, sugar and no caffeine.

@IC.1248

2 ай бұрын

See I don't think he believed it's way healthier than soda. I think he knew they are both bad but knew he'd never stick to cutting both, so he decided to at least stop the one he prob drinks the most.

@jaytripoli2057

Ай бұрын

Roo full of geniuses

"It's a Jew broad who fights Draculas" has to be the funniest way to describe Buffy I have ever heard lmao

I'd be so pissed if I invested all my money into a hedge fund and found out they invested in "Artie Lange's Beer League"

@saljablo2767

2 ай бұрын

It’s criminal misconduct at the least

Howard saw through the hedge fund guy website crap quik.. 😂

I can hear the year of 2007, 8, and 9 as Artie became more impossibly immersed in drugs. This rhetorical long winded story should be a study of the negative impact drugs can have progressively on your mind..

Artie was becoming insufferable here.

@jupitershark2636

2 ай бұрын

And it only got worse

It's funny when you listen to Artie's book crash and burn where he describes what ended up happening when he got on that hedge fund guys plane, let's just say Artie had to use the toilet after taking some "h" and stunk the plane up so bad that he ruined the friendship 😂

We know now that the majority of Artie's stories were either entirely fabricated or grossly embellished.

@TsunamiWebster

2 ай бұрын

Definitely embellished but still funny

@PlutoTheGod

2 ай бұрын

It’s a true story and there were a lot of hedge fund dudes doing shit like this at the time. This was right before 08 hit

@anthonymartin9923

20 күн бұрын

Oh yeah that's right before the recession

Googled it I think the billionaire is Dan gilbert

@anthonymartin9923

20 күн бұрын

Oh shit he owns the Cleveland Cavaliers venue and a business called Rock Financial I believe?

I wonder who the hedge fund guy was? I think he mentioned him in his book Crash and Burn I believe.

Jesus if Artie stayed straight he'd be raking it in. He's great in those late night shows

@TsunamiWebster

Ай бұрын

Artie had great life,,crazy he was so self destructive

Buffy the Vampire Slayer being a jew broad that fights Draculas is still one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I'll think of that from time to time and just start laughing.

What’s his weird obsession with his brother in law Pete

@ratgodmetalsupertvshow9718

2 ай бұрын

Howard has a crush on him

He shit everywhere and they stopped speaking to him!

these AI stern characters are INSANE

Hedge funds before the market crash in 08

Fell asleep on the toilet?

17:30 very underrated caller if he's doing a bit. If they question him he just commits further.

Howard is such a jerk to Artie…any success Artie touched Howard tried to drag him down.

@jonathandrewstefancin5924

2 ай бұрын

Strong disagree

@-RandomBiz-

2 ай бұрын

That's what Howard does. If you go back you'll see that he doesn't want anyone making money off the show but him. Gary got grandfathered in with his appearances. But everyone else who tries to do something on the side he tries to kill it. The guys got issues with other people being successful because he's afraid that they might surpass him. I don't think that would ever happen, but that doesn't mean he can't think it The guy goes to a therapist five times A week. That's not because you don't have anyone else to talk to.

@timmyhenrikssons

2 ай бұрын

Howard wrote the foreword for Artie’s first book, ”Too fat to fish”, and was happy when Artie did acting jobs for several TV shows like Entourage or Rescue Me.

@TheDreamer1980

2 ай бұрын

​@@-RandomBiz- in reality a lot of people are jealous or threatened by their friends success, siblings, partners, Morrissey wrote a song " We hate it when our friends are successful " Lot of truth in that, Howard just happens to have it all recorded for people to hear, I do think some of the staff took advantage at times and he hated being used or capitalised on as much as feeling threatened... Like that lunatic Lisa thinking she was so special she was charging people £100 to meet her.. He clearly hated stuff like that, as for artie I actually think Howard had a bit of a soft spot for artie and totally supported him till artie stabbed him in the back constantly lying and being manipulative

@-RandomBiz-

2 ай бұрын

@@TheDreamer1980 crabs in a barrel my man

Howard acting like he doesn’t know about hedge funds is funny.

Howard always obsessed with others who also are wealthy and needs to count their money smh , so nosey.

Maybe it was a young sam bankman 😂

Sounds like a bunch of typical Artie BS. Just more I know a guy stuff......

Artie wouldn’t have made it much longer anyway. Howard went too Hollywood.

Wiggy can’t even hold back his jealousy of the hedge fund guys. No one else is even deserving of having money in his mind. He’s so sick

Howard hated any success Artie had.. a terrible fake friend. Totally crab in a bucket

@DABA2024

2 ай бұрын

Except for the part where Howard made him wildly successful and Artie blew it.

@jamesdoakes4956

Ай бұрын

That’s not true, Artie was one of the few people Howard not only didn’t care if he did outside jobs, but also didn’t care if Artie used the show as a wedge to get work, because Artie was already in show biz prior. The only time Howard got jealous of Artie is when Artie was voted as the favorite by SFN. But that’s anyone, you would also be jealous if you had a show and weren’t voted as the favorite by the fans.

@dwayneturner9395

Ай бұрын

You're just saying shit out of hate at this point! ARTIE will tell you that's a lie!!?? Ask Jackie if he got the same treatment as Artie! Or Flafla flunky! He let Robin and then Artie do whatever to be put in better positions financially.

@jaybeeo1530

Ай бұрын

Howard hated anyone doing anything outside of the show. He always shited on Jackie for making his cds

@dumanli77

Ай бұрын

@@jaybeeo1530 wanted everyone broke. Tried to kill John from getting the LA job when he was making 50k in Manhattan

Arti again has no idea what he is talking about. So full of shit.

@loudorchen9897

2 ай бұрын

He wasn't full of shit after that hedge fund flight 😂 if you listen to his book you'll get that reference

I hope gerald never procreates

Artie knew epstein