Missed schlatt saying: “im gonna start a facility where children can gamble, vote and get vaccinated”

@MistaFinni

4 жыл бұрын

They call him Mr. Enterprise

@dootpoot3648

4 жыл бұрын

Chaotic neutral

@ethanos2665

4 жыл бұрын

also missed him exposing jeremy fragrance

@obamasphere8346

4 жыл бұрын

w̸̔͊è̷͂ ̴̏̇ẉ̷̾i̶̟̓l̶͂͑l̶͆͠ ̶́̕b̷̍̚e̷͛͝ ̸̀̋w̴̲̆a̵̐̇ï̵̇t̶̐͠i̶̅̒n̷̅̽g̴̮͛

@xeli3046

4 жыл бұрын

@@ethanos2665 I love this top note guys

“3 politicians force an Italian immigrant to vote” (colourised, 1950)

@DiscoManSam

4 жыл бұрын

Dick Nixon winning the election of 1972 with the Italian vote.

@ladofthedamned7796

4 жыл бұрын

*ten big men money can buy*

@ZachAttack550

4 жыл бұрын

boss tweed in the 1890s

@nathanthehappy180

4 жыл бұрын

HES ITALIAN???

@obsydiann

4 жыл бұрын

@@nathanthehappy180 its cause his character in game looks like mario

It’s amazing how emotive schlatt is despite being in a game when you literally just move your arms to grab things.

@Styxintheriver

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Obama, very cool

@GravyTanker

3 жыл бұрын

@@Styxintheriver thanks Kanye, very cool

Wow, a top note. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentance jeramy ever said was "this is my favorite top note"

@Eggward

3 жыл бұрын

*intense sniff*

@Ake-TL

3 жыл бұрын

That’s two words? *Mind blown*

@JoeyLovesTrains

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was naught

@griffenjung9551

3 жыл бұрын

It's grapefruit

@gannonruby1119

3 жыл бұрын

What?

"Stop holding my hand, Communist Party!" -Mikhail Gorbachev, then letting go before shaking hands with Ronald McDonald instead.

@xxgothicprincessxx

4 жыл бұрын

he chose his preferred poison

@jamesyates4836

4 жыл бұрын

MikaIzScene yeah burgers aren’t very healthy

@metalgearzwei

4 жыл бұрын

is this an ERB reference or am i looking too hard into things

@magurocha

4 жыл бұрын

@@metalgearzwei Im glad you got it-

Carson: Tries to play game Josh: *Ape Noises, Quotes Nixon, Grabs Carson, Says Something Political, Becomes Dentist*

@berryinjection

4 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that just every video with Jawsh

@zentyler1646

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the "Big Men."

@infure

4 жыл бұрын

aka carson’s friends are the funny ones.

@andrewsnyder1552

4 жыл бұрын

timid without Carson it wouldn’t be funny, and they wouldn’t have been brought together

@spicychipgaming2080

4 жыл бұрын

AWOOOGGAA

i skipped to a random time and heard schlatt say "gay ice cream" and i just closed the video

@lexydakitten5102

4 жыл бұрын

big gay ice cream is the best ice cream

@Username-1939t9

4 жыл бұрын

"mm your teeth seem very dirty today"

@TikkaCurry54

4 жыл бұрын

No keep going

@AstraCrow

4 жыл бұрын

Amazing how you can write this comment with the video closed.

@maddiezervas

4 жыл бұрын

Tyanfan they probably came back, why you gotta be petty we just here to vibe

schlatt saying "are you vaccinated" out of nowhere killed me

@Username-1939t9

4 жыл бұрын

is it because you can relate

@andrewcarlson3486

3 жыл бұрын

I've got moderna

@cameroncook6643

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewcarlson3486 bruh

@andrewcarlson3486

3 жыл бұрын

@@cameroncook6643 fully vaccinated

@BoHorn

3 жыл бұрын

It do be hittin different now

This whole video is just an advertisement for big gay ice cream

@hillybilly48

4 жыл бұрын

it’s really good

@birdflox1337

4 жыл бұрын

and for fragrances

@maxboyd7350

4 жыл бұрын

It is actually really good icecream lmao

@blifford

4 жыл бұрын

ok but where is the small straight ice cream

@ben88ben

4 жыл бұрын

dior parfum

"What are you doing Mike Bloomberg" is a sentence I never expected to hear but here we are

@Cera_01

4 жыл бұрын

"What are you doing stepbro" but with more energy

@Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

4 жыл бұрын

Post timestamp for other people

@d3m0n4dayz

4 жыл бұрын

@@Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo no watch the whole video hahahaha

@windowsxp1902

4 жыл бұрын

7:38 I got u mate

@jackpoplarski7441

4 жыл бұрын

“What are you doing Joe Biden?” would’ve been 1000x better, but I still love you Schlatt

11:26 the way Josh just innocently says “dinosaurs” is hilarious

@andrewcarlson3486

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect timing when landed on him

10:44 josh just mumbling in the back makes this so much better

@leopatterson8353

4 жыл бұрын

Lol xD

@nolanbassett854

4 жыл бұрын

"this is rated R this is rated R"

"Let's not get political here" 3 beers later "IT'S NOT REE-CEES PEE-CEES"

@gaudencio5964

4 жыл бұрын

CEE-CEE CEE -PEES

@literallyme8571

4 жыл бұрын

PEE-PEES-PEE-PEES

@staminapilot8929

4 жыл бұрын

CEES-CEES-PEE-CEES

@beaniecakes124

4 жыл бұрын

CEE CEES PEE ZA

@strs1nmyeyes

4 жыл бұрын

PEE-REE CEE-PEES

carson’s like the child at his family reunion trying to get his elderly relatives to not argue about politics

@hugono3938

4 жыл бұрын

oxfordcomma oj

@hugono3938

4 жыл бұрын

oh

@lane124

4 жыл бұрын

little too specific

@ifeelcoke4347

4 жыл бұрын

That was way too specific lol

@GOING_POSTAL666

4 жыл бұрын

@@ifeelcoke4347 but way too true.

"Your teeth look very dirty today. They might have to be removed." killed me.

Schlatt: You need to go vote Jawsh: I love Big Gay Ice Cream Mason: Can cats have Salami? Carson: *Confused Screaming*

@firepowder

3 жыл бұрын

I may be remembering wrong but isn't it spelled Slommy?

@jakedendinger5360

3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy: These are some nice fragrances

@tripleabattery7732

3 жыл бұрын

@@skuqre Actually, I think i spelled it wrong, it's actually suhlahmee

@ImTheReverse

3 жыл бұрын

Triple A Battery No, it’s spelled So-La-Me like the musical notes

@GravyTanker

3 жыл бұрын

@@ImTheReverse actually it is “so lame”

No matter the game, Jschlatt will find a way to schlatt walk

@toblerorormneron981

4 жыл бұрын

КАК?????

@semigod368

4 жыл бұрын

КАК?

@heldenhonig6505

4 жыл бұрын

Me? Gongaga

@toblerorormneron981

4 жыл бұрын

@@heldenhonig6505 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@toblerorormneron981

4 жыл бұрын

@@semigod368 КАК?!?!?!

The 'Jschlatt' version of Duolingo's reminders: Jschlatt: "Looks like you haven't cunsumed any Big Gay Ice-cream"

@four0for

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like you haven’t voted

@u_idiotkid425

4 жыл бұрын

why is it schlatt tho? josh is the one who brought it up lol

@ellithejoker1046

4 жыл бұрын

Kit10 klawz Jawsh never gets the recognition he deserves

@masterkeef133

4 жыл бұрын

cunsumed lol

@Styxintheriver

4 жыл бұрын

“It appears you haven’t been vaccinated”

"babe, its 2pm! time for your daily dose of big gay ice cream" mike bloomberg: yes honey

7:37 Schlatt “What are you doing Mike Bloomberg” Carson - *Dies on the inside*

“What are you doing, Mike Bloomberg?” Congrats. Worst sentence I’ve ever heard.

@loganhoward4660

4 жыл бұрын

I find it quite amazing

@jacknotonyt

4 жыл бұрын

Huh he’s not doing anything he dropped out of the election and wasn’t very eligible to be elected in the first place... what do you mean worst sentence?

@vera39440

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacknotonyt he's inside me

@rockythesnailracechampion7144

4 жыл бұрын

@@vera39440 That is hot

@mxstical_

4 жыл бұрын

@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 LMFAOWEHIUHUWE

schlatt in his community tab: thinking about jeremy fragrance

@distant2819

4 жыл бұрын

I can't find the video lol

@kaystar64

4 жыл бұрын

@@distant2819 search jeremy fragrance top note

@anybodykillin

4 жыл бұрын

collin smith he’s thinking about tax fraud

@natemajor6560

4 жыл бұрын

20k likes

@quacked_egg

4 жыл бұрын

He's also probably thinking about Anderson Cooper

8:37 when you see schlatt walkin

@Brodrachron

3 жыл бұрын

K

"why *reesees* ?" "because reesees peesees"

@lurkman0823

3 жыл бұрын

What

Alternate title: " Nixon tries to deport illegal Italian immigrant whilst battling the soviet union, theres also a chef with a gun"

@defectivepikachu4582

4 жыл бұрын

the chef is another italian

@bonk9263

4 жыл бұрын

and jermey fragrance

@swagbucket

4 жыл бұрын

that's a kryoz type of title

@voidsabre_

4 жыл бұрын

He's not the soviet union, he's the Chinese Communist Party

Carson: "Alright fine Schlatt. What would you have me do?" Schlatt: *_"So I need ten of the BIGGEST men money can buy and th-"_*

@SienaMW

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@nicolasa.3192

4 жыл бұрын

@iit’2 2ollux bruh Thanks, I'll edit it

Josh's dentist bit seems like a weird, poorly made asmr thing

@DesolateSumo3

3 жыл бұрын

your teeth are quite dirty

the fact that this stupid video kicked off jeremy fragrances fame is hilarious

The only times Schlatt isn't constantly thinking about big men is when he's thinking about the big men who is or could be running this country

@kay0gen479

4 жыл бұрын

Xervelgarde That still is thinking about big men

@ashikjaman1940

4 жыл бұрын

Tear Drop these men aren’t as big physically but politically they’re massive. Also gay

@antknees5597

4 жыл бұрын

no he is thinking about his favorite top note. its grapefruit!

Whenever josh plays human fall flat he just transforms into a whole different beast

@lopamurble4056

4 жыл бұрын

Mart Hommes GTA and Sub Rosa bring that beast out as well

@optimus27000

4 жыл бұрын

and I love it.

@Tribuwolf

3 жыл бұрын

He transforms into a lot of different beasts

@bouncycaptain1361

3 жыл бұрын

His brain just melts whenever he plays this game

@josephkony3993

2 жыл бұрын

"bruh bru bruh bruh bruhhhh" - Josh

I’m really sad they took the vod down for this bc I would rewatch it over n over

I miss these. Times were so much better when Josh and Carson made content together.

Awww he didn’t include the part where Jschlatt exposed Jeremy Fragrance as a fraud

@nathanpillie

4 жыл бұрын

Logan Willey He had to give us hope

@hugonamenlos7218

4 жыл бұрын

This dude is so insane i dont believe that he can still smell his "fragrances" with all the coke in his nose

@savo5304

4 жыл бұрын

this is my favorite top note

@eian_

4 жыл бұрын

DARNIT

@jrw2319

4 жыл бұрын

there's already a video

i love how josh is either getting bullied, or messing up everybody

@corbandotson4295

4 жыл бұрын

The vicious cycle persists

@louswrecktum8787

4 жыл бұрын

It's always one or the other with him. He's called the catalyst for a reason.

Jschlatt: convulsion warning Carson: what does that mean? Jschlatt: it means we need to go down there

Simpler Times

This has got to be one of the most chaotic combinations of friends I’ve ever seen

@SertQuos

4 жыл бұрын

Slimecicle and Traves would make it more chaotic. Adding then would probably make a chaos singularity.

@firstlast-pq1tx

4 жыл бұрын

@@SertQuos traves got boring, he used to be exiting and funny but now he just mopes around, doesn't even try anymore

@SertQuos

4 жыл бұрын

@@firstlast-pq1tx True, but adding him and Charlie would make things more chaotic. More because of Charlie, but Traves does still end up doing funny shit from time to time, even if it is less than what he used to do.

Josh's character looks like wet socks personified

@leahmagee5220

4 жыл бұрын

Sam Masterman the uncle that gives you the eyes at a family party and shouts his political views

@amanwithnoname2744

4 жыл бұрын

So jfj

@alexplier6404

4 жыл бұрын

it gives me wet toilet paper balls just smushed together let it dry and get it wet again.

@wettsocc1531

4 жыл бұрын

OH bOY

@connormagee9858

4 жыл бұрын

Good sir would you like some salami?

"This is my favorite topknot" *aggressive sniffing followed by Jeremy Fragrance mating call* "Smells good, guys."

9:13 okay ngl I lost my shit at this

Someone really needs to enter Josh into the SCP database

@Username-1939t9

4 жыл бұрын

ask the vending machine to dispense some big gay ice cream

@playlistking4303

4 жыл бұрын

What are you doing, step-Schlatt?

@quantumblauthor7300

4 жыл бұрын

His Fall Flat episode where he just glitches supports this

Jeremy is a meme in germany and him now being a meme in america too is killing me man

@louswrecktum8787

4 жыл бұрын

Elaborate please

@jesgluckner

4 жыл бұрын

@@louswrecktum8787 he's a meme for the same reason he is in the video. the man is spitting the same nonsense in both languages

@somesleepyboii

4 жыл бұрын

Termiclonker was für Papaplatte junge

@sip8255

4 жыл бұрын

Big Man From Brooklyn this dude probably takes like a shit ton of cocaine and talks nonsense in his vids, but his Parfüme tips are actually pretty good.

@jesgluckner

4 жыл бұрын

@@Termiclonker bro gar nichts von beiden :(

I’m gonna miss you man.

@mateofiori3856

3 жыл бұрын

i was looking to see if anyone else said something about this, i think a lot of people will miss him

@xavier5909

3 жыл бұрын

we all will

@coqoid

3 жыл бұрын

Same..

@sirname_2163

3 жыл бұрын

yeah

@sirname_2163

3 жыл бұрын

yeah the one with his cat

Jawsh 'Say hi to KZread guys!' First thing I see: "Josh isn't funny"

@THATRANDOMDUDE99999

3 жыл бұрын

They have no sense of humor

This jeremy guy is also a really big meme in Germany. He’s like 40 but acts like 20 or something. He talks so much nonesense

@PaganGoose

4 жыл бұрын

ey alder I’m sobbing he has a KZread channel

@diorv

4 жыл бұрын

German gang

@Username-1939t9

4 жыл бұрын

@@diorv you want to know what else starts and ends with a g?

@pmancian4810

4 жыл бұрын

@@Username-1939t9 Gulag

@littlepants5101

4 жыл бұрын

@@Username-1939t9 gungangingang

Josh just turns his brain off for these videos and it makes them 9 times funnier

@yougyattCAGEd

3 жыл бұрын

he's literally just "big brain? nooo, i don't even know what that is"

Schlatt: goes political Carson: my chat is getting political Schlatt: this is not my fault

This has been my emotional support video for the last 3 years

One of my favorite things that Jawsh has ever said "Jane you are so british, and your dad is so british"

@altijdyogesh

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🐀

@mr.starfish4965

4 жыл бұрын

I just read that and then he said it.

@hamboiman2420

4 жыл бұрын

I also love the fact that janes dad was German

Josh taking Carson to the polls is one of the most threatening things I've ever seen

@u_idiotkid425

4 жыл бұрын

you should see the clip of when his mom threw a waffle at him

"I wish there was a way to know you're living the good old days before you've actually left them"

This is by far one of my favorite videos of his. This has the same energy as when you and your friends are sleeping over. everyone is just so tired and loopy and everything just becomes funny.

Josh's impersonation of Mr. Thirsty from the dentist office scares me

@JB-uc1if

4 жыл бұрын

tHATS WHAT I THOUGHT

@Stix_n_Stones418

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t let this distract you from Nixon

Who needs to craft cake when Steve already got some 😳

@johngiordano9580

4 жыл бұрын

Keith Glazier true

@Rjr2536

4 жыл бұрын

😳👉👈

@Commander_Appo

4 жыл бұрын

Please receive Jesus

@-magnus-8898

4 жыл бұрын

AppoCraft The Plague Doctor no u

@justswift5369

4 жыл бұрын

@@Commander_Appo Jesus cannot save us from Steve's *THICC* ass.

My favorite CMC stream I ever watched was this right here, I miss this so much.

@humiekitten7818

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@EpsilonLovesSharks

2 жыл бұрын

Can't have good shit on the internet cause of twitter

@nate-ox5lw

2 жыл бұрын

He's returned

@drewshaw5564

Жыл бұрын

It ain’t the same I miss him and his old friends

1:37 Jawsh: I need you, I need you, come with me Carson: confused velociraptor sounds

This game literally brings out the most abhorrent and deepest parts of Josh's insanity

@etaorionis9339

4 жыл бұрын

Gta V also

Schlatt tomorrow: thinking about Big Gay Ice Cream edit: 2.4k likes wow this joke must be funny then I will now beat it into the ground by spamming it in every jschlatt video forever

@dizzydaisy909

4 жыл бұрын

This stream was months ago

@yungsinclairski8957

4 жыл бұрын

GabeNewell1337 yeah I knew something felt familiar about this stream

@kkemo

4 жыл бұрын

thinking about my favorite top note

@nickthethick7502

4 жыл бұрын

3500 subs, hes at 9500 now

@PokoChoko

4 жыл бұрын

GaySchlatt

Simpler times

9:13 Why does this trigger my fight or flight response

@metalben005

3 жыл бұрын

Dick Nixon could be just around the corner

"Excuse me sir." **Whoosh** "It has come to my attention." **Step** **Step** **Step** **Seal noises**

@izabelachorazewicz7798

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@daltonroller2998

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the Schlatt Walk in Human Fall Flat

@andrewcarlson3486

3 жыл бұрын

Menacingly walks towards him

After just LOOKING at the video's thumbnail, I know that to expect already. * It's an old video. * Mike Bloomberg. * 10 big men. * Perfume.

@K11NNGG

4 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite T O P K N O T

@notloneliou1217

4 жыл бұрын

Fu

@heldenhonig6505

4 жыл бұрын

ck

6:03 i love that Schlatt is reaching for carson while holding on the mountain and trying to get carson to consume some big gay ice cream

miss this

I thought mason and jawsh were the most chaotic together. I could’ve never imagined what happened when you throw schlatt in the mix

@muted__dreamer

4 жыл бұрын

It's terrifying

Nothing induces fight or flight more than "sir, it seems you haven't voted yet"

Favorite moments that I keep coming back to: 0:15 Dick Nixon 2:09 Pokemon Go to the polls 2:50 Big gay ice cream 4:24 "Have you been vaccinated?" 7:35 "What are you doing, Mike Bloomberg?" 8:37 Schlatt's walk 9:24 Schlatt goes to the dentist 9:49 "Please stop holding my hand, Communist Party" 10:37 NSFW 12:35 10 big men 13:25 The Jeremy saga begins 14:36 "iT's gRaPeFrUiT" 16:05 "I ONLY WEAR AXE" 16:41 Attempting to row (ft. Jeremy Fragrance) 18:15 Ree-sees 19:26 p e e p e e

@poozahnuts

3 жыл бұрын

You can't forget the DINOSAURS

Hey Carson, I hope you see this comment, just wanted to say I'm going to be shipped out to the army soon, and I'm hoping when I get back on KZread I'll see you making content again, but I hope all is well, we all miss you

@liamscott5088

3 жыл бұрын

Good luck Will

@bear8485

3 жыл бұрын

Go get em tiger

@monkeyatanofficedesk9253

2 жыл бұрын

Good Luck Will 👌

@Ryliefylie

2 жыл бұрын

Good Luck Will! 👍

@thecrusader2784

2 жыл бұрын

I hope you did well.

“WE HAVE TO GET YOU REGISTERED” - Shlatt, 2020

@matthewguy1155

4 жыл бұрын

👋👋👋👋👋👋

@tommarr5079

4 жыл бұрын

shlatt

@TheEpic980

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for motivating me.

@talon_xi165

4 жыл бұрын

greetings fellow Motivational Lizard

@motivationallizard8422

4 жыл бұрын

Motivational Lizard who tf are you imposter

Carson: Doesn't vote Schlatt: You have lost your vibe rights, hand em over

@nicolasa.3192

4 жыл бұрын

Should probably redact his nae nae privaledges to just to be sure

@wavygravy7781

4 жыл бұрын

Make sure to burn his Dab license

@heather.hosack

3 жыл бұрын

Carson: Doesn’t vote

Schlatt has such a way with games. Like, in Minecraft he somehow conveys so much emotion with the simple movement of his head and in Fall Flat he genuinely felt real at 3:20

Carson and his last three friends... i hope mason, schlatt and josh are okay and if by some miracle see this we love you. (parasocially)

@tieske6743

3 жыл бұрын

Jshlatt Made a vid about Jim and josh

@gridful

3 жыл бұрын

This didn't age well

@tristankoppenhaver2096

3 жыл бұрын

@@gridfulyou don't age well ur prolly a green piece of moldy bread now

@mateofiori3856

3 жыл бұрын

I miss the old crew

@humiekitten7818

2 жыл бұрын

;(

2 episodes within DAYS of each other? Bro this is a blessing

@kaptain_komrade3708

4 жыл бұрын

This is from an old stream so

@MrLongview

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Stringer you mean a gold stream?

@blew1t

4 жыл бұрын

episodes

@Trenzalore-gn6xq

4 жыл бұрын

69th like

5:59 Carson swinging away from Schlatt while saying “No!” Then Schlatt calling up at him saying “Sir! Sir!” Amazing

i miss these guys together

@clairesky8742

3 ай бұрын

Reminds me of simpler times

The pure chaotic energy of this video makes it so damn good I miss seeing those guys playing together so much

Why does carson have the Ubisoft logo on his back

@Neon-ws8er

4 жыл бұрын

Holdyn beaman uber soft

@davedelirious2180

4 жыл бұрын

Because bwah

@zanethezaniest274

4 жыл бұрын

Cuz this video is SPONSORED BY ASSASSIN’S CREED VALHALA!!!!

@Someone-sx2pg

4 жыл бұрын

Bwah

@completelyaverageviewer

4 жыл бұрын

*dis vido es spunsoured bi uBaysuft*

wait i forgot josh was actually good at drawing i love his faces

@u_idiotkid425

4 жыл бұрын

fr

@NorsGold

4 жыл бұрын

It took me this video to remember he is very knowledgeable about history, geography, and politics, which explains a lot of his jokes, especially the jackbox episode where he put "Vesuvius"

@ploopy2782

4 жыл бұрын

Seth Brown he’s intelligent!

the situation was overblown

god i fucking miss him

Honestly, Carson playing any game is hilarious

@heshiram1188

4 жыл бұрын

Correction: Carson is hilarious

@obiwankenobi820

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ethan5325

4 жыл бұрын

heshiram I agree.

@miller8909

4 жыл бұрын

is that a dig at human fall flat 😡

"This is my favorite top note" -Jeremy fragrance 2020

@thebiskymaya

4 жыл бұрын

"It's grapefruit"

@monke7912

4 жыл бұрын

In Germany he is a meme cause he seems to be on cocaine in every TikTok video

@gabrielkellar1935

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Ratajczak i can see that happening

@theunderdog717

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite too 😳👉👈

@rrekaf8568

4 жыл бұрын

did you find the video schlatt was playing? i cant find it lol

Last December, I had sleep paralysis and Schlatt was wearing a cowboy hat and told me to go vote. This still haunts me.

Literally right after Schlatt said "it knows I'm a man of class" I deadass got an ad for Tik Tok with a guy filling up his bath and toilet with Orbeez. With the caption "Only on Tik Tok"

Jawsh’s outfit is scarier than when cereal didn’t haves milk

@Chooir

4 жыл бұрын

Queesays yes

@commitdie6854

4 жыл бұрын

Hello Obama

@Josh-zu8cr

4 жыл бұрын

But cereal tastes better without milk

@spicychipgaming2080

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up Obama

@sleepy_tears145

4 жыл бұрын

its like the "fucker never ate flakes" paradox

"bernie sanders will make gambling legal" we already have crypto

@noclist4531

4 жыл бұрын

schlattcoin

@GOING_POSTAL666

4 жыл бұрын

Man of culture.

@blazefa519

4 жыл бұрын

This comment plus your profile picture sent me for 10 straight minutes

"This is a tiktok account by the name of Jeremy Fragrance" and thus the legend of fragrance man was born

13:41 Jawsh jumped on out of there

@yougyattCAGEd

3 жыл бұрын

"i'm glad you're enjoying yourself.."

I just realized, imagine how much chaos the fan base bring if carson ever got suspended on twitch

@erincurrie1560

4 жыл бұрын

Kurbii boi insanity

@griffonessoul7011

4 жыл бұрын

@@erincurrie1560 the purge would start but it would just be the fan base charging into twitches head quarters

@zenixrl_

4 жыл бұрын

we would just raid twitter with cereal with and without milk.

@Sandman3

4 жыл бұрын

@@zenixrl_ on the news that would be hilarious

@SmoothTurtle840

4 жыл бұрын

@@zenixrl_ We'd make Molotov Cocktails out of milk jugs somehow

Schlatt likes big gay ice cream for two words: Gay and Cream

@nicolasa.3192

4 жыл бұрын

It would have cost you $0 not to comment this

@dude4310

4 жыл бұрын

Yet here we are

@skillo7908

4 жыл бұрын

big ,gay*

@Username-1939t9

4 жыл бұрын

would you like to buy some cram

@smalltok4638

3 жыл бұрын

Big gay cram

old carson ruled yt

7:38 don't mind me, just savin this for later

Carson *is trying to get to the next checkpoint* Schlatt: *laughs in 15 minutes*

7:38 "What are you doing, Mike Bloomberg?"

My fav Carson video, it’s a shame we’re living in this timeline

20 long weeks of me begging for him to come back

Kindergarten teacher: "Okay class, what sound does an elephant make?" Carson: 10:15

@willoverdoseonmusic

4 жыл бұрын

Full marks on everything

Alternate title: "Nixon performs various war crimes"

9:53 sounds like the Spy death sound

@vwem1237

3 жыл бұрын

that's actually identical what the fuck

9:12 I come back everyday for this.