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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, modern medicine has brought Bert and Tom back together and they want to chat about some changes in-store for the podcast. They try to make right by the fans by reducing ads at the top and being more mindful about Bert's interruptions. Speaking of interruptions, doesn't it suck when Uber drivers interrupt your chill ride with unwanted conversation? Bert and Tom talk get into some bad Uber driver experiences, before getting into ex-Presidents they've been alive for, plus some wild thoughts on Biggie, Tupac, and Diddy. Plus the 2 Bears 5K is just around the corner and there's still time to sign-up! Other topics covered in this one include: OJ Simpson's passing, Jerrod Carmichael, boys trips, amusement park rides, 5K predictions, the "new" Bert, comas, running shoes, the Netflix series "Ripley", and more.
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KZread Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:12 - Uber Drivers
00:05:20 - Presidents
00:09:33 - OJ Simpson/Biggie/Tupac
00:14:44 - Diddy
00:18:54 - Not All Guys /Jerrod Carmichael
00:22:45 - Defined By Your Algorithm
00:27:03 - Being Honest Online
00:33:52 - Sailing To Hawaii/katpaws777
00:40:17 - Amusement Park Rides
00:43:30 - 2 Bears 5K
00:47:44 - New Bert
00:52:54 - Running Shoes
00:56:32 - Pulling The Plug
01:00:11 - Ripley/The Guest

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  • @jacobolsen6193
    @jacobolsen61932 ай бұрын

    No previews?? The poors have won!

  • @CrookDanny

    @CrookDanny

    2 ай бұрын

    No previews, YT ads cut by 50%, and no host ad reads pre-show. They must be losing a phuq ton of revenue to admit to reading the comments 😂

  • @Chickennuggets18363

    @Chickennuggets18363

    2 ай бұрын

    There playing in with the trolls, you really think there losing money haha what a 🤡🤡🤡

  • @Chickennuggets18363

    @Chickennuggets18363

    2 ай бұрын

    Bro has 36 comments on this Channel all hating on Bert, man you have a sad life and bert is in your head 24/7 😂 someone is jealous and your most likely on welfare in your state payed apartment sitting in your chair being a troll on KZread all day … 🤡🤡🤡

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    This is a real victory for the poors. I hope they use that motivation to get a job

  • @thegreata1159

    @thegreata1159

    2 ай бұрын

    LMAO

  • @swyts
    @swyts2 ай бұрын

    Don't worry about the ads, guys. I fast forward through them anyway.

  • @bigchrizilla

    @bigchrizilla

    2 ай бұрын

    KZread vanced babyyy

  • @123buttnut

    @123buttnut

    2 ай бұрын

    So does everyone else. You want a cookie?

  • @wking8

    @wking8

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@bigchrizillavanced is still working for you?

  • @Qurisx

    @Qurisx

    2 ай бұрын

    @@123buttnut you read any of these? obviously not. Earn your cookie.

  • @tonyrocco3045

    @tonyrocco3045

    2 ай бұрын

    It’s just annoying when you got this playing in the background on the tv. And they’d line up the yt ads with the ad reads

  • @hannahraedobre
    @hannahraedobre2 ай бұрын

    Tom trying to convince us he took an Uber instead of driving his maclaren or whatever 😂

  • @rogaru

    @rogaru

    2 ай бұрын

    He made a guy piggy back him to the studio 😪

  • @brockobama4408

    @brockobama4408

    2 ай бұрын

    He drives a helicopter lol

  • @Kav3h

    @Kav3h

    2 ай бұрын

    Maybe it was in the shop

  • @kenlevie1877

    @kenlevie1877

    2 ай бұрын

    Porsche GT3 RS

  • @87pony

    @87pony

    2 ай бұрын

    He didn't even know what it was called for a second

  • @starorange8449
    @starorange8449Ай бұрын

    Charging people to watch a 5K run is psychopathic

  • @FullTwos
    @FullTwos2 ай бұрын

    It went from tom making fun of the poors straight to tom not even wanting to talk to the poors.

  • @TonyMarselle

    @TonyMarselle

    2 ай бұрын

    Tom knows where the bodies are buried.

  • @FullTwos

    @FullTwos

    2 ай бұрын

    @@TonyMarselle he for sure knows what's up

  • @Gixsir

    @Gixsir

    2 ай бұрын

    Overtime people’s real character comes out that’s always the case

  • @mattduhm6717
    @mattduhm67172 ай бұрын

    "the Celebrity list is huge! Jelly Roll.... Whitney Cummings..." that list dropped off a cliff FAST

  • @joeharding5881
    @joeharding58812 ай бұрын

    “We’re making changes!” … podcast where Bert talks about himself the whole time.

  • @Eljoker-sl7wy

    @Eljoker-sl7wy

    2 ай бұрын

    It takes time.

  • @steverito

    @steverito

    2 ай бұрын

    @pissedpajamas5718he wasn’t

  • @Grinchillah

    @Grinchillah

    2 ай бұрын

    It’s incredible how many people hate watch this show…. Just watch literally anything else, kiddo.

  • @Grinchillah

    @Grinchillah

    2 ай бұрын

    I’m a leftist and even I don’t hate on this show as much as the diehard viewers.

  • @tuttutteddy8889

    @tuttutteddy8889

    2 ай бұрын

    Someone missed the joke

  • @claudiooliva4665
    @claudiooliva46652 ай бұрын

    "We will pretend we're not assholes, please come back"

  • @johnnykicks7706

    @johnnykicks7706

    Ай бұрын

    Exactly. You can't turn it back, no matter how nice Tom's pretending to be. Everyone saw the true colors, even the dumb poors.

  • @beantown702

    @beantown702

    Ай бұрын

    Saw what true colors? 😂😂😂 you clowns are so low and loose

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    Ай бұрын

    @@johnnykicks7706 oooh you really got offended? Which jokes in particular made you cry the most? I always find it funny how “comedy-fans” answer this one? I just think you have no sense of humour so you got offended, have no money so can’t stand to see the success and no social circle so you find a community by bonding with other cry babies in the comments?

  • @johnnykicks7706

    @johnnykicks7706

    Ай бұрын

    @@marlonjennings2093 Yes, the people criticizing must be poor and have no social circles, that must be it. Thanks for taking the time to comb through the comments and share the insights 😂

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    Ай бұрын

    @@johnnykicks7706 that comment was actually so funny. Definitely deserved the laughing emoji

  • @eirikmelum
    @eirikmelum2 ай бұрын

    It’s so funny they think our main problem with the show is ads haha.

  • @Gixsir

    @Gixsir

    2 ай бұрын

    Clueless they’ll be like Brenda in a few years. I’m sure the numbers are down considering how many people have started YT channels shitting on them and the popularity they have

  • @kidwave1

    @kidwave1

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Gixsir Hopefully these 2 annoying goofs just quit and go away.

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Gixsir “Brenda” I knew all these recent comments had the stench of homeless cats on them! Enjoy this win Redditor poor…. But wait for next weeks comments…

  • @_siegemcsheen_9401

    @_siegemcsheen_9401

    Ай бұрын

    I think they’re actually making that the joke. I don’t care if there’s advertisements I care when it’s all they fucking talk about or if I wanted to just hear Bert talk I was just gonna listen to his podcast. But I’m not here for Bert or Tom, I’m here for the chemistry between the two of them.

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    Ай бұрын

    @@_siegemcsheen_9401 Why are you whining and moaning in the comments every week though. It’s pathetic behaviour for a grown man. Just leave

  • @brokenstacker8297
    @brokenstacker82972 ай бұрын

    Bert says he’s going to get fat again, as if he isn’t still fat.😂😂

  • @CrookDanny

    @CrookDanny

    2 ай бұрын

    🎯

  • @Dane_B_Reilly

    @Dane_B_Reilly

    2 ай бұрын

    Bert IS phat. And Fs dogs

  • @littlewigglemonster7691

    @littlewigglemonster7691

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@Dane_B_Reillylol 😂. Legend has it there was a donkey in his backyard the other day. And it wasn't female

  • @Steve-ev6vx

    @Steve-ev6vx

    Ай бұрын

    He's not fat right now. I swear if someone isn't stage ready at .5 percent of body fat, basically near death, you guys scream fatty. 😂

  • @ModestestRUST

    @ModestestRUST

    Ай бұрын

    @@Steve-ev6vxyou’re crazy.

  • @HitbyaTruck420
    @HitbyaTruck4202 ай бұрын

    You know your out of touch with common folk when you charge for spectator spots for a 5k

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    Ай бұрын

    I’ll buy you a ticket? I’m very charitable to the poors

  • @TonyMarselle

    @TonyMarselle

    Ай бұрын

    @@marlonjennings2093 duda duda, Duda, Duda, Bot Man. Bot man. (To the tune of 60s era Batman theme)

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    Ай бұрын

    @@TonyMarselle See! This is the level of comedy you “fans” are at. Botman?! Cmon bro that’s not even slightly funny.. It’s literally almost redacted level of intelligence when you guys start thinking you’re being funny… why are they even paying any attention. A pod gets big, you get an army of hangers on that don’t get comedy.

  • @Oogidahboogidah
    @Oogidahboogidah2 ай бұрын

    184k views, 12 genuine remaining fans and 183,988 hate watchers 😂

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    Explain it to me Redditor? Less than 1% commenting negatively but they are all hate watching? I think this episode is the first time most fans are even aware of the poors. I know it is for me

  • @user-ic5my2cc5s

    @user-ic5my2cc5s

    Ай бұрын

    Literally bro all I see in the comments are people hating on them lol wonder why they just don’t watch? Lol

  • @Steve-ev6vx

    @Steve-ev6vx

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@marlonjennings2093we found one of the twelve 😂

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    Ай бұрын

    @@Steve-ev6vx do you need financial assistance?

  • @xz683

    @xz683

    Ай бұрын

    Hate from Tucson lol

  • @bryanlefebvre9943
    @bryanlefebvre99432 ай бұрын

    Bert to me it sounds like it's not being inauthentic but more that you don't get enough validation from yourself that you're doing enough. So the videos allow you to validate yourself. Be proud of yourself. What you've done is incredible. You're awesome too Tommy 😁😂

  • @S1X_Bucks
    @S1X_Bucks2 ай бұрын

    Welp, you've all killed their spirits, finally.

  • @squeezeslemons

    @squeezeslemons

    2 ай бұрын

    It took them like 6 months to respond to criticism lmao

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    @@squeezeslemons did your net worth increase at all over those 6 months?

  • @rogaru

    @rogaru

    2 ай бұрын

    I think Tom doesnt care at all cause he doesnt care if people "like" him since it's business but Bert does seem to care a bit what people think of him

  • @TonyMarselle

    @TonyMarselle

    2 ай бұрын

    @@rogaruTimmy should care. If we don’t like him we don’t give him money.

  • @boicutt

    @boicutt

    2 ай бұрын

    I guess that's why they started a vodka brand, they needed a spirit.

  • @ja5304
    @ja53042 ай бұрын

    Bert can’t even finish a sentence let alone a 5k

  • @WholeWhiteBaby

    @WholeWhiteBaby

    2 ай бұрын

    If "5K" was a vodka brand, Bart could finish them all.

  • @adamweger40

    @adamweger40

    2 ай бұрын

    In all fairness he did run the la marathon with no training

  • @nickmendez5546

    @nickmendez5546

    2 ай бұрын

    The dude went further while fatter.

  • @rogaru

    @rogaru

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@WholeWhiteBabythats a good idea.. why do you look so beat up? Just finished a 5k last night

  • @JD_Genesis

    @JD_Genesis

    2 ай бұрын

    You mean Tom can't finish a sentence. 😂 COMEDY! I love Bert though, the negativity towards him has gotten pretty ridiculous. I have been a fan of both for over a decade and appreciate the constant free content and entertainment they provide.

  • @coleman318
    @coleman3182 ай бұрын

    It’s crazy every podcast without Bert has been recommended to me by KZread. I got used to it…may God give me patience to adapt toward Bert. Thanks Bert for giving me the insight to stop drinking. Much disgust from Portland, OR.

  • @Samdavis569
    @Samdavis5692 ай бұрын

    Burt actually doesn’t exaggerate Leanne’s southern accent at all 😂💀

  • @JAMESSMITH-gr6ko
    @JAMESSMITH-gr6ko2 ай бұрын

    Burp said the word "I" 472 times in this podcast😢

  • @MrTickingtime
    @MrTickingtime2 ай бұрын

    When Bert says, "You'll never see me cry." I re-watch Flagrant with clowns and just come ropes all over the place.

  • @WKRP187

    @WKRP187

    2 ай бұрын

    Weird kink!?

  • @PutzcoGaming

    @PutzcoGaming

    2 ай бұрын

    Me too-then I realized it was another "fake prank" - 1. Bert doesn't even have the clown in his eyesight when he reacts 2. Worst acting ever with the IS THIS NON ALCOHOLIC BEER? I don't know who trampled on whose line but man it's just as staged as everything else

  • @systemofadownsyndrome7715

    @systemofadownsyndrome7715

    2 ай бұрын

    Bert cries a lot

  • @TheCobruhAlienat0r

    @TheCobruhAlienat0r

    2 ай бұрын

    @@PutzcoGaming Since they were filming they probably have monitors so they can see themselves in the video, so he probably saw the clown in the monitor. Plus he claims he's hyper sensitive to the smell of balloons so he smelled it before he saw it.

  • @PutzcoGaming

    @PutzcoGaming

    2 ай бұрын

    @@TheCobruhAlienat0r the cue was when Akaash uncrosses his legs. - fake panic attacks are SO COOL !!! Love the clown shit too - I mean he dressed like a rodeo clown for one of his shows and didn't have an issue being around clowns - just low effort BS at this point.

  • @Henrydingus01123
    @Henrydingus01123Ай бұрын

    This reminded me why I like Bert. Dude has wisdom when he’s all honest and vulnerable.

  • @ComradeCooper
    @ComradeCooper2 ай бұрын

    Only took Bert until 2024 to realize OJ did it.. good pace Bert. You really are learning at an incredible rate.

  • @user-xi6lk1ot8u

    @user-xi6lk1ot8u

    2 ай бұрын

    Hes evolving

  • @ComradeCooper

    @ComradeCooper

    2 ай бұрын

    @@user-xi6lk1ot8u hopefully into someone funnier

  • @danielmeuler2877

    @danielmeuler2877

    2 ай бұрын

    OJ Did it?... then why would he say he was looking for the real killer?

  • @Gixsir

    @Gixsir

    2 ай бұрын

    Ya can you believe Bert lied again for more attention

  • @Cavs191
    @Cavs1912 ай бұрын

    “We’re cutting down on the ads” AKA the advertising company only wants half the ads now. So they’re gonna pretend they are purposefully selling less ads. Thats 100% wrong the ad market is in the toilet right now they didn’t ask for 50% less that’s all they can get now 😂

  • @sughandi9829

    @sughandi9829

    Ай бұрын

    My guy, you have over 100 comments complaining about this show and come back every week to cry about how tired you are of it. At some point you just gotta stop watching 😂

  • @Gobrice
    @GobriceАй бұрын

    Bert is SO MAD that Tom corrected him being SEVEN YEARS older than him. He's so mad, lmfao

  • @johnseaton4798
    @johnseaton47982 ай бұрын

    Very refreshing to see y'all looking inward and challenging what might be more/real... 👍to the intent on less advertising... and Bert's new 'Celebrity Vegetable Makeover' business idea is brilliant!🤣

  • @dren8541
    @dren85412 ай бұрын

    Bert doesn't realize nobody cares what he's doing 24/7

  • @rossw5576
    @rossw55762 ай бұрын

    A guy that is always drinking also hates to drive. Good on you Blob.

  • @kdizzy333
    @kdizzy3332 ай бұрын

    Bert: I’m listening to you guys, toning down my laugh. Also Bert 20 min later: I don’t read comments

  • @HTHAWK93

    @HTHAWK93

    2 ай бұрын

    It's probably the booth boys telling them, that's kind of their job..

  • @xitaris5981

    @xitaris5981

    2 ай бұрын

    He pays a poor to do it for him

  • @andy2069
    @andy20692 ай бұрын

    I like how toms nightmare Uber story would be told by Bert as meeting the raddest guy ever. "he told me about this awesome little town with all these bars and live music! Im going this weekend! Then like he was so educated on the JFK assassination, it was sooooo awesome!"

  • @damontussing4333

    @damontussing4333

    2 ай бұрын

    They're the polar opposite and it's what makes their tandem work so well

  • @andy2069

    @andy2069

    2 ай бұрын

    @@damontussing4333 yes. One is very mildly funny and is sort of insufferable, and the other is painfully unfunny and overwhelmingly annoying. Polar opposites.

  • @damontussing4333

    @damontussing4333

    Ай бұрын

    @andy2069 and then there is you. A loser who likes to waste his time hating in another man's YT comments.

  • @zebur4170
    @zebur41702 ай бұрын

    Tom saying "anavar" is all i need to hear. He officially knows something about AAS now most likely.

  • @deanstringfellow9481
    @deanstringfellow94812 ай бұрын

    Finally!!!!! No more built-in ad's

  • @steph7960
    @steph79602 ай бұрын

    Tom " i wonder why she blocked me"?..maybe because she predicted you would sit trying not to laugh with a fake interested smile while being shown through her home?...just a guess.

  • @breezy-xq1ew
    @breezy-xq1ew2 ай бұрын

    still a therapy session for bert. so over these guys.

  • @lucius8675
    @lucius86752 ай бұрын

    This is a great direction. This is the best episode since Attell was on. Please continue with this.

  • @ComradeCooper
    @ComradeCooper2 ай бұрын

    I predict brent hurts his toe the first block and limps his way into the nearesr bar.

  • @JamesBoz

    @JamesBoz

    2 ай бұрын

    Who TF is "Brent"?! Brett is an athlete and will destroy the 5K!

  • @WKRP187

    @WKRP187

    2 ай бұрын

    Burnt ran the la marathon with no advanced training! Don't doubt the Mantle gene because it's 17:57 100% real

  • @ComradeCooper

    @ComradeCooper

    2 ай бұрын

    @@WKRP187 i know he did, but just because he can do it doesnt mean he wants to do it

  • @gmajor9913
    @gmajor99132 ай бұрын

    I love how every change is tied to Bert, and Tom’s like “And I even took my watch off, Poors!😃😒” 🤣🙈

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    I only just discovered the poors. I think they might get a little pushback next episode. Why they paying any attention to these broke b*tches?

  • @michaellupian8910
    @michaellupian89102 ай бұрын

    Another episode of Bert saying the same thing as if it's a new revelation.

  • @Siege10413
    @Siege104132 ай бұрын

    Going to rewatch the first 40 episodes those were the good old days of fat Bert and Tom

  • @WKRP187

    @WKRP187

    2 ай бұрын

    Yes I'm sure you haven't changed a bit as you've aged! If you truly haven't that's pretty f..n sad

  • @Oogidahboogidah

    @Oogidahboogidah

    2 ай бұрын

    @@WKRP187 I’ve changed but I didn’t turn gay and cringe and unfunny like these fuckwits

  • @kbizzle8223
    @kbizzle82232 ай бұрын

    Tom's gaunt cheeks joke needs more recognition 😂😂😂

  • @TonyMarselle

    @TonyMarselle

    2 ай бұрын

    I thought they had mr brooks on ad a guest.

  • @ohmoacher
    @ohmoacher2 ай бұрын

    Running my first ever 5K next Saturday 🙌

  • @crazycraig4841

    @crazycraig4841

    2 ай бұрын

    Break a leg!

  • @RoyAlWhicheez

    @RoyAlWhicheez

    2 ай бұрын

    👏👏👏

  • @thewhitedread7572
    @thewhitedread75722 ай бұрын

    When bort said "you wont be seeing me..." I got really excited until he finished that sentence

  • @00SirSativa00
    @00SirSativa002 ай бұрын

    I love that I pay for KZread premium to not get adds, but every major podcast puts them directly into the show now

  • @zhan3100
    @zhan31002 ай бұрын

    Could we get a thing that dings every time Bert takes over and takes about himself

  • @ryansimpson9383

    @ryansimpson9383

    2 ай бұрын

    I want a ding for every time he says “I” or “me”

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    Can we get a ding every time a poor person whines in the comments?

  • @DallasFeys

    @DallasFeys

    2 ай бұрын

    It’ll sound like Morse code

  • @Yourmomsgotnicemilkers

    @Yourmomsgotnicemilkers

    2 ай бұрын

    Thing that dings

  • @jacobdaltongilbreth6514
    @jacobdaltongilbreth65142 ай бұрын

    Am I the only one that died when Bert showed katpaws 😂 Tom is thinking “I make fun of these people on YMH once a week” and Bert is being a genuine fan of the marginalized community’s 🤣

  • @Tybolt1

    @Tybolt1

    2 ай бұрын

    I died when he said this female runner looked like an effing idi0t, and his daughter had to explain that she was blind 😂😅

  • @Solargarlicc
    @Solargarlicc2 ай бұрын

    The fact that Bert thinks he's on the same level as Anthony Bourdain is absolutely hilarious to me. Made my week

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    You think anyone under 40 knows Anthony whatshisname?

  • @RoyAlWhicheez

    @RoyAlWhicheez

    2 ай бұрын

    Dude....lololol that's a great comment

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    @@RoyAlWhicheez you’re over 40 tho. You do get that nobody under 40 knows that old chef guy right?

  • @Solargarlicc

    @Solargarlicc

    Ай бұрын

    @@marlonjennings2093 you think anyone under 40 is listening to this boomer ass podcast kekw

  • @donrink9486

    @donrink9486

    Ай бұрын

    Not the same level, at least six feet higher.

  • @tonymaher6666
    @tonymaher66662 ай бұрын

    Bert telling lies about his friend that lied is classic Bert !!!

  • @veronicahasler7980
    @veronicahasler7980Ай бұрын

    The main problem wasn't the ads guys......

  • @philorndorff2294
    @philorndorff22942 ай бұрын

    If Leeann ever leaves Bart, he is on the first plane to Nashville to shack up with kattpaws…….100%

  • @psyphonyxaudio
    @psyphonyxaudio2 ай бұрын

    27:03 - I am REALLY happy to hear Bert actually acknowledge ..emotionally.. the activity and the 'who' he is .. Very mature process. Balance .. is the goal ( imo ) ... Bert's passionate.. I respect the shit out of that.. BUT .. Being passionate AND aware ... is a winning game change. Kudos Bert.. I'm happy to see it. Keep learning... peeling layers off. It'll only going to serve you better.

  • @erinmclee4198
    @erinmclee41982 ай бұрын

    2 best friends. Forever.

  • @ScottMcNecklace
    @ScottMcNecklace2 ай бұрын

    That Instagram girl definitely blocked Tom because she didn’t wanna end up like the coffee girl they brought on

  • @Ethanielas
    @Ethanielas2 ай бұрын

    I've been watching for a long time, I just signed up for the event I'm excited!

  • @TravisTovar-fx8rz
    @TravisTovar-fx8rz2 ай бұрын

    bro the amount of time Bert spent talking about himself made me mentally exhausted

  • @Peepoo42069
    @Peepoo420692 ай бұрын

    they’re so close to cracking, i love it

  • @kidwave1

    @kidwave1

    2 ай бұрын

    Hopefully these 2 annoying goofs just quit and go away.

  • @MFczarFace
    @MFczarFace2 ай бұрын

    Bert struggling with narcissism at 33 mins in... 😂

  • @justbigstepbro9167
    @justbigstepbro9167Ай бұрын

    Heard you guys are starting to KZread strike the Critics, (or claim the add revenue of their commentary Vids) great move guys! No adds at the beginning and silencing the poors, that’s the two bears I enjoyed.

  • @wheresalexander1993
    @wheresalexander1993Ай бұрын

    I miss your IG stories Bert. Especially the PO box unboxing of all the stuff people send you, and you thanking the people and companies for the gifts. It turned me onto some cool products.

  • @mitchellcain2398
    @mitchellcain23982 ай бұрын

    Everyone hating on Bart clearly has nothing better to do with their life than complain about a multi millionaires personality, and continue to listen to him every week 😂😂😂

  • @duckman4408

    @duckman4408

    2 ай бұрын

    Bert should still get fired. Sending hate from California 💕

  • @jortega

    @jortega

    2 ай бұрын

    Only because I like Segura.

  • @Chickennuggets18363

    @Chickennuggets18363

    2 ай бұрын

    It’s every week, it’s all for attention cause these poor lonely men have nothing else to do but to cry about other grown men being successful and they will never be that and they can’t handle it cause there low T men and cry about everything 😊

  • @squeezeslemons

    @squeezeslemons

    2 ай бұрын

    Ever notice the huge drop in view count? Lol..

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    @@squeezeslemons I think it’s funny, the poors reacted to the jokes by not viewing, so they made a good financial move by pandering to them… now they are back to return that missing revenue. The whole time they still think you’re poor 😂 and so do i

  • @Jakes5.7
    @Jakes5.72 ай бұрын

    Bert just realizing OJ actually did it is hilarious lol

  • @VintageAbed
    @VintageAbed2 ай бұрын

    You guys do whatever you want, I don't give a shit because I just like hearing you guys talk about shit. I did enjoy Bert not interrupting and actually finishing stories and not drifting off into 2 other stories before coming back to the original story, so keep that up.

  • @Rennerrek
    @Rennerrek2 ай бұрын

    Lots of people love you're laugh Bert. I'm not one of them but it's my best friends favorite thing about you and I don't find it annoying.

  • @TJuddy
    @TJuddy2 ай бұрын

    These two jumped the shark when bert embarrassed himself on superbowl weekend doin drunk half pushups

  • @sirsmokeefortwence25
    @sirsmokeefortwence252 ай бұрын

    You cant convince me anyone has ever used uber pool especially Tom 😂

  • @jadlysmf1933

    @jadlysmf1933

    2 ай бұрын

    I have. And it was absolutely weird af. Somedays it was cheaper and nobody was picked up. Other days you're 20 minutes late. And the other guy upset the driver. Don't recommend.

  • @jenniferkaiser5774

    @jenniferkaiser5774

    2 ай бұрын

    I ended up in the projects in Philly. Never again 😂

  • @colinmann8811

    @colinmann8811

    Ай бұрын

    I used to use it all the time. Used to be way cheaper. I lost my license for 6 months so it was my only way to get it work 😂. Never had that bad of an experience

  • @garrett5143
    @garrett51432 ай бұрын

    This was the best 2 bears ep we’ve had in a while 😂

  • @mr.marvel6109
    @mr.marvel61092 ай бұрын

    It’s called narcissism Bart. Thats what it is.

  • @peezdoc
    @peezdoc2 ай бұрын

    Someone has been watching Redbar or some shit...

  • @collinmorris
    @collinmorris2 ай бұрын

    I’m at 1:55. This is the longest I’ve watched an ep with Bert on it in 6 months.

  • @erwannkermanach6090

    @erwannkermanach6090

    2 ай бұрын

    You know you don't have to, right?

  • @collinmorris

    @collinmorris

    Ай бұрын

    @@erwannkermanach6090 he is like the toxic ex that I just keep coming back to.

  • @JayBry1989
    @JayBry1989Ай бұрын

    No one can over do a 5k like these 2 😂 love to see it. Enjoy everyone thwt goes 🤙

  • @michaelp8995
    @michaelp89952 ай бұрын

    This is seriously a funny af episode, love being self aware

  • @wh1t3b4nd1t

    @wh1t3b4nd1t

    2 ай бұрын

    "We are making changes, look im not wearing my watch" 5 minutes later "so i was gonna buy this amusement park ride, its 3 million dollars" so aware

  • @mads4724
    @mads47242 ай бұрын

    I genuinely enjoy Bert’s enthusiasm for life. As someone also with anxiety, he kind of inspires me that every day CAN be your best day.

  • @derekbraddy66

    @derekbraddy66

    Ай бұрын

    That's sad. He hates life unless it's about him. That's not enthusiasm. That's imposter syndrome

  • @chefhernjr4349
    @chefhernjr43492 ай бұрын

    We did it guys! We finally broke Bart.

  • @BPH55

    @BPH55

    2 ай бұрын

    He sucks so bad.

  • @beingofstrange

    @beingofstrange

    2 ай бұрын

    in your basement, alone at 30. "we did it guys, we hurt feelings!" i cant imagine being like that, its insanely pathetic 🤣

  • @andrewthompson3204

    @andrewthompson3204

    2 ай бұрын

    you're happy about breaking the best part of the podcast?

  • @rogaru

    @rogaru

    2 ай бұрын

    It sucks that Bert gets attacked more because people can see his low self esteem and he won't fight back like Tom calling people the poors 😂

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    Poor comment

  • @oliviathomas6192
    @oliviathomas6192Ай бұрын

    Bert- I quit most social media interactions a while ago and the BIGGEST thing that helped me was making a shared album on my iPhone and sharing it with people I love. I treat that like a social media feed and share things that make me happy with my people! I wouldn’t trade it for the world! Love you guys

  • @garyablett9284
    @garyablett92842 ай бұрын

    wow good job bert, waking up.. great stuff. there’s hope for everyone

  • @aquasavance
    @aquasavance2 ай бұрын

    actually watchable

  • @kidwave1

    @kidwave1

    2 ай бұрын

    nah

  • @philipandrews5738
    @philipandrews57382 ай бұрын

    Really wanted the birthday bit to continue. Wanted to see how ridiculous things would get.

  • @levilebo1856

    @levilebo1856

    2 ай бұрын

    Right? Like what would you and your bro do if you guys made it? People are so salty that they made it doing their thing and are getting paid for it. Such a poor mentality.

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    @@levilebo1856 so glad some people agree. Their success is *because* of us as fans, I wanna see them ball out now they made it. These poors need to pipe down

  • @dariusmichalakes7468

    @dariusmichalakes7468

    2 ай бұрын

    It's kinda sad too like it feels like they are less buddies and now more like business partners which granted they are but idk it feels less fun in a way

  • @levilebo1856

    @levilebo1856

    Ай бұрын

    @@dariusmichalakes7468 that part too. That’s gonna be all Tom tho, you can tell he’s all money which is fine that’s the name of the game in this life but yes it definitely is starting to feel a lot more like an obligation than something they’re making money on while enjoying it. But that’s kind of all podcast at this point. Do what you love til it pays you, then become a slave too it I supposez

  • @CarneRojo
    @CarneRojo2 ай бұрын

    This was funny, I enjoyed it

  • @nickvallero5931
    @nickvallero59312 ай бұрын

    Something every comedian with a podcast needs to do if they want to actually help their friends out and gain viewers is use their last name when talking about them, the first time you bring them up or at least the ones that aren’t well known.

  • @drew72493
    @drew724932 ай бұрын

    Bert’s opinion on breaking bad is literally an always sunny episode where they see Bryan Cranston as the dad from Malcom in the middle and Aaron Paul as Malcom lmaooo

  • @kisstheskye
    @kisstheskye2 ай бұрын

    I'm actually just really happy to hear Bert listening to his inner problems and addressing them professionally. This is a whole ofher side i didn't really expect to see this way ❤

  • @Scottius888
    @Scottius8882 ай бұрын

    🤣😂 Burt got a lil defensive and I couldn't stop laughing

  • @ronaldnewell4043
    @ronaldnewell40432 ай бұрын

    Thanks for the changes😂

  • @somericanguy
    @somericanguy2 ай бұрын

    2 Hacks 1 Podcast. Hate from Australia

  • @3longatedMuskr4t

    @3longatedMuskr4t

    Ай бұрын

    It’s the mystery lawyer!!!

  • @hippysarebad
    @hippysarebad2 ай бұрын

    Ok Tim saying he took Uber pool is kinda hilarious. Imagine you’re fuckin Uber-pool broke & Tom fucking Segura walks in.

  • @damontussing4333

    @damontussing4333

    2 ай бұрын

    I bet he does it just to shame the poors

  • @Just0wnedEsport

    @Just0wnedEsport

    2 ай бұрын

    Equivalent of Herc walking into a fed/security

  • @BallerTWashington
    @BallerTWashington2 ай бұрын

    Fellas, I’m only a quarter through the ep, but just wanna thank for the changes. True fans were gettin scared there for a while. We were building boats but hoping never to have to use them.

  • @raquel8780
    @raquel8780Ай бұрын

    Bert, I think this is why you're successful in comedy, your excitement and ability to market yourself. I can see how that can blur whether your behavior is reflective of how you really feel and how you are in that moment due to your profession and preferences to share your joys, jokes, etc. with the public. You'll equilibrate to a more coherent way of being, with help of therapy and practice 🙂

  • @tewodroz
    @tewodroz2 ай бұрын

    I think Bert had a real moment in this one. Some profound introspection - even I learned a lesson or two :))

  • @Oogidahboogidah

    @Oogidahboogidah

    2 ай бұрын

    Oh so you’re the one guy who doesn’t think his self-therapy sessions are gay and cringe.

  • @ericlovett7217
    @ericlovett72172 ай бұрын

    hate on Bert all you want. him running a marathon with no training has inspired me to train for my own. ran my first half marathon two weeks ago in 2:19 and am running the full marathon in October

  • @BringBackDislikesYoutube666

    @BringBackDislikesYoutube666

    2 ай бұрын

    Your comment makes it sound like you accomplished something, yet I still don't believe you

  • @RoyAlWhicheez

    @RoyAlWhicheez

    2 ай бұрын

    Congrats on the marathon, you're definitely way more motivated than I could ever be. That being said, I really hope Bert was not your inspiration to do so. There's a kabillion other people to that can actually help you in the long run. No pun intended

  • @ericlovett7217

    @ericlovett7217

    2 ай бұрын

    @@RoyAlWhicheez yeah I appreciate that. Bert was my initial inspiration because I thought if that fat alcoholic can do it then so can I cus I'm young and reasonably in shape. Definitely not looking to him for running advice haha

  • @RoyAlWhicheez

    @RoyAlWhicheez

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ericlovett7217 lolol

  • @numbnuts7169
    @numbnuts7169Ай бұрын

    Absolutely love this show never stop please!!

  • @brianoliveira7493
    @brianoliveira7493Ай бұрын

    Keep laughing, boys. You guys are awesome.

  • @sillencze3267
    @sillencze32672 ай бұрын

    it’s not about the weight or the ads or the previews, it’s about the humbleness and actually being funny

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    If you need financial help you have many schemes available to you. Have you reached out to your local church?

  • @Tsureiki

    @Tsureiki

    2 ай бұрын

    They can't tell someone on the payroll do it for them so I can almost guarantee those things aren't going to change.

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Tsureiki do you need money?

  • @imsatanscott
    @imsatanscott2 ай бұрын

    Oh no!!! Bart read the comments!!

  • @styles430
    @styles4302 ай бұрын

    “You’re talking to an amusement park expert” 😂 Also approx 40 minutes in and not slurping on drinks for once. THANK YOU

  • @user-kz7ve6id5p
    @user-kz7ve6id5p2 ай бұрын

    "You have a very interesting mind." That was the nicest way to tell Berg he is unwell

  • @commentetiquettestudent1788
    @commentetiquettestudent17882 ай бұрын

    I love how Tommy and Berta were dismissive and patronizing regarding some real issues, good job the views will definitely stop going down

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    You mean the poor jokes? Honest question were you offended because you are poor?

  • @JohnRalsten

    @JohnRalsten

    2 ай бұрын

    The poor jokes are my favorite, mostly because only the poors get offended by them. The sarcastic ones are good, but I love when Tommy just goes in hard. They're not worried about offending the leeches.

  • @commentetiquettestudent1788

    @commentetiquettestudent1788

    2 ай бұрын

    @@marlonjennings2093 If it is an honest question you wouldn't end it with "because you are poor".. anyway I am not rich but definitely not poor. I am talking about the awful state of the podcast. Bert stories about him better than anyone else listening and that he knows better and isolating himself from the people who used to listen for the comedic part. Plus other things that were stated

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    @@commentetiquettestudent1788 You get how funny it is to pile on about the “quality of a podcast” instead of just going elsewhere. And then acting like you won because they responded to your whining…. The people crying are anti-comedy, acting like your feelings matter stfu I beg you

  • @commentetiquettestudent1788

    @commentetiquettestudent1788

    2 ай бұрын

    @@marlonjennings2093 Do you get how funny it is to dismiss completely what someone says (as they did) and make up something else to just try to argue online ? Its ok man, you'll be fine :) P.S. you can't cancel the message after being called out, c'mon 🤣

  • @Buddhagperiod
    @Buddhagperiod2 ай бұрын

    In my opinion Bert isn't so much trying to show off his experiences as much as he's attempting to share them with his fans. It's all good big guy!!!

  • @Gixsir

    @Gixsir

    2 ай бұрын

    Too bad he’s disliked now and it’s literally killing him most of his fans have left but you’re still here for him! He’ll never be poor but he’ll never be liked that way again either and that kills Bert

  • @Buddhagperiod

    @Buddhagperiod

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Gixsir right... Lol. You a damn lie. Haters

  • @dano8335
    @dano83352 ай бұрын

    Remember how you got your producer to quit over this trash idea. The internet remembers

  • @marlonjennings2093

    @marlonjennings2093

    2 ай бұрын

    Nadav quit because he felt like he should get a bigger share of the pod revenue after it blew. The team pressuring him to do the marathon was the final straw for him. I guess his pod about pods will be successful? Hope so for his sake

  • @andrewstockwell66

    @andrewstockwell66

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@marlonjennings2093it's pretty...mediocre. It's not something I'd stake my career on when there's a stable job guaranteed.

  • @WKRP187

    @WKRP187

    2 ай бұрын

    If he quit over them trying to get him healthier he's a crybaby b..h anyways

  • @scoobyphd

    @scoobyphd

    2 ай бұрын

    Remember when the podcast was, ya know, enjoyable? That was long ago.

  • @scoobyphd

    @scoobyphd

    2 ай бұрын

    @@marlonjennings2093 I imagine trying to negotiate a raise with a dude who calls his fans poor wouldn’t turn out very well.

  • @TK-il2xw
    @TK-il2xw2 ай бұрын

    I really enjoyed Bert this episode, super real about it and it’s cool to hear

  • @davidfisher5959
    @davidfisher59592 ай бұрын

    Please let there be a guy in a scary clown costume running the 5k with balloons chasing Bert down the road. 🙏 🎈 🤡

  • @tylergeorge52
    @tylergeorge522 ай бұрын

    I saw Tim in Nashville like the day after O.J. died, and he just opened with like 5 minutes of O.J. material. Had me ROLLING! I hope it makes the next special

  • @johnv3788
    @johnv37882 ай бұрын

    This was the most enjoyable 2 Bears with Bert and Tom in quite a while!

  • @highhtideVEVO
    @highhtideVEVO2 ай бұрын

    Bert if you read this and really have it in you to do this sailing trip you should keep a sailing diary and publish that as a book. If you take cameras you should just keep the footage to yourself for the memories

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