1985 Chrysler Laser Electronic Voice Alert

Electronic Voice Alert (EVA) system test on a 1985 Chrysler Laser XE Turbo.

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  • @nuIlIllI
    @nuIlIllIАй бұрын

    Bro's car got every single issues that a single vehicle could have ☠️

  • @jpjude68

    @jpjude68

    Ай бұрын

    the car's extended warranty expired... shoulda replied to that phonecall

  • @GardenerEarthGuy------1

    @GardenerEarthGuy------1

    Ай бұрын

    Its a dodge Chrysler product .lol These were the top 3 worst junk ever made

  • @tomsixsix

    @tomsixsix

    Ай бұрын

    This is about right in terms of number of faults for a five year old Chrysler.

  • @GardenerEarthGuy------1

    @GardenerEarthGuy------1

    Ай бұрын

    @@tomsixsix 2 yr old Chrysler

  • @jetstream454

    @jetstream454

    Ай бұрын

    It's a test loll

  • @juicesghost8501
    @juicesghost85013 жыл бұрын

    I didnt know chrysler made a spaceship in the 80s. Dope.

  • @AINGELPROJECT667
    @AINGELPROJECT667Ай бұрын

    "I dunno what to tell you dude, shit's fucked."

  • @electronicsfixer

    @electronicsfixer

    5 күн бұрын

    It Was In Test Mode

  • @fattestroyal198
    @fattestroyal198 Жыл бұрын

    I want one. I treasure the old style of speech synthesis and friendlyness in the car. The displays are just gorgeous. I fantasize about simply getting one as a usual daily, not agressive interstate driving... God I hope this could be the one thing I could drive and cherish before I could go.

  • @vintage2730

    @vintage2730

    Жыл бұрын

    I might be getting one soon. Its 8 hours away from me and the guy agreed to trade my delsol for it. I will drive out there in a couple of days to grab it.

  • @Toasty_Gaming

    @Toasty_Gaming

    9 ай бұрын

    @@vintage2730 how'd it go?

  • @TweekLudwig

    @TweekLudwig

    Ай бұрын

    @@vintage2730I’d love to know how it went as well!

  • @-falcon2029

    @-falcon2029

    12 күн бұрын

    i wanna know too

  • @Tobruk42
    @Tobruk423 жыл бұрын

    My Dodge Daytona Turbo Z had this computer. I miss it saying "you're door is ajar". I miss that car..

  • @michaeladamson5473
    @michaeladamson54733 жыл бұрын

    It's great to here the EVA again. What a cool thing Chrysler came out with. GREAT POST

  • @Underappreciatedclassics
    @Underappreciatedclassics3 жыл бұрын

    Amazing! Not many EVA equipped Laser XE’s are left. Take good care of it!

  • @exoticcar5482
    @exoticcar54822 жыл бұрын

    VFDs look so much better than the LCDs we're mostly stuck with now

  • @UrielX1212

    @UrielX1212

    5 ай бұрын

    Look better and last forever.

  • @Warp3326

    @Warp3326

    2 ай бұрын

    Agreed. I'm glad the new stove my parents bought has one.

  • @TapesNstuffS

    @TapesNstuffS

    Ай бұрын

    VFD is nice but I prefer led segment displays due to longer lifespans and higher simplicity. I've seen so many weak or dead VFDs on clock displays or appliances and yet we have constantly plugged in alarm clocks from the 90s with led digits that are still bright.

  • @exoticcar5482

    @exoticcar5482

    Ай бұрын

    @@TapesNstuffS I just wish LEDs could get as small as the segments on many VFDs so they could replace them but unfortunately it seems LEDs have a limit on how small they can get if I'm not mistaken

  • @TapesNstuffS

    @TapesNstuffS

    Ай бұрын

    @@exoticcar5482 Well I have an old tape deck: Sony tc-k71 that uses small LEDs for the peak meter. I would imagine that today, they could make even smaller ones but sadly everything is going to lcd (boring). I think lcd just costs less but then you get poor viewing angles, low contrast and poor performance in cold weather.

  • @seansavage4766
    @seansavage47663 жыл бұрын

    I had this system in my 87 Lebaron... Was great to hear that again. Mine always warned me to 'please close your rear hatch', even though I had a decklid and it was closed. If I remember right, there was a separate alert for the decklid.

  • @latioshoenn3698

    @latioshoenn3698

    3 жыл бұрын

    My grandma owned an 84 LeBaron with a decklid, and there were separate warnings for the decklid and rear hatch. In other words.. Your Electronic Voice Alert is malfunctioning. Prompt service is required.

  • @seansavage4766

    @seansavage4766

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@latioshoenn3698 duly noted...heh

  • @davidstarsky6435
    @davidstarsky6435 Жыл бұрын

    That's why I love Chrysler. No other big company tried this in their fleet. This is so 80ies, but really cool

  • @Warp3326

    @Warp3326

    2 ай бұрын

    Chrysler is garbage now sadly. But yeah

  • @javidmirza4584

    @javidmirza4584

    Ай бұрын

    @@Warp3326just like most American car brands

  • @Warp3326

    @Warp3326

    Ай бұрын

    @@javidmirza4584 Yep

  • @Warp3326

    @Warp3326

    Ай бұрын

    @@javidmirza4584 Or really any brand other than honda and toyota.

  • @MenschGusti
    @MenschGusti3 ай бұрын

    Me listening to all of this in my car without the demos: Welp I’m fucked.

  • @mauriciod3865
    @mauriciod38653 жыл бұрын

    Chrysler, ahead of the time... my Daytona only told me my door was a jar...lol, still have the Daytona.

  • @CatOnTheCouch
    @CatOnTheCouch2 жыл бұрын

    Tries to exit the car, EVA: "I am sorry (add your name here), I am afraid I can't do that."

  • @rmx4087
    @rmx40876 ай бұрын

    I'd rather have this than what we have now.

  • @pmafterdark
    @pmafterdark8 ай бұрын

    Bought a new Daytona turbo in 84' with the voice alert but it didn't have a as detailed amount of warnings as yours. Love these cars.

  • @aa777flyer
    @aa777flyer2 жыл бұрын

    I loved the Laser XE! I got out bis on one a few years ago on line auction.

  • @pappagetti
    @pappagetti3 жыл бұрын

    That is fucking awesome. I'll take the robot voice over that annoying Google Maps chick *ANY DAY OF THE WEEK*.

  • @tamagotchi__
    @tamagotchi__4 ай бұрын

    a door is a jar

  • @SamanthaTheSonicFan
    @SamanthaTheSonicFan Жыл бұрын

    I wish vehicles in the modern days had this instead of those damn lights on the dash.

  • @ericwilson2585
    @ericwilson25856 ай бұрын

    I used to have one of those for a short while, it was cool. I once read somewhere that they were based on the same technology as the kids toy the speak-n-spell...

  • @jedk9523
    @jedk95232 жыл бұрын

    "Door is ajar" No Hal, A door is a door.

  • @HenryBloggit
    @HenryBloggit22 күн бұрын

    I wish you could give your AI smart speaker an ‘80s voice like that I’d do it in a heartbeat

  • @thecentralscrutinizer304
    @thecentralscrutinizer304 Жыл бұрын

    So awesome.

  • @Clib-wg5yx
    @Clib-wg5yxАй бұрын

    Who's here in 2024?

  • @nomusicrc
    @nomusicrc13 күн бұрын

    Better than anything made today

  • @sumitkumarpatra
    @sumitkumarpatraАй бұрын

    Dashboard is century ahead of its time , I guess to all of this there is a over ride switch for it. 🎉

  • @espinosasoto
    @espinosasotoАй бұрын

    Harry! I'm looking to buy a fine automobile from him Just a friendly car, one that talks.

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 Жыл бұрын

    Where did you find this car? I desperately wish I had this exact vehicle.

  • @Will-nt8zv
    @Will-nt8zv3 күн бұрын

    Headlamps are broken but still on

  • @murderer74
    @murderer742 жыл бұрын

    Chulada de auto

  • @satsumagt5284
    @satsumagt5284Ай бұрын

    I used to think doors were jars

  • @TheJakobWallace
    @TheJakobWallace2 жыл бұрын

    I just bought one of these. how did you make it say everything?? Is there a test mode you can run on the voice module?

  • @francisslevin5047

    @francisslevin5047

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes.....hit the systems check button....I used to make my mom press it all the time 😂😂😂😂

  • @flaviosilva6102
    @flaviosilva6102 Жыл бұрын

    Put 'Pole Position' - Cartoon- theme in that car.

  • @DesertSessions93
    @DesertSessions93Ай бұрын

    Wow this would get old fast

  • @chrislawson7983
    @chrislawson79837 ай бұрын

    A guy I knew had one new, I thought it was cool back then.

  • @francisslevin5047
    @francisslevin5047 Жыл бұрын

    My mom had one of these as her car in my first memories........your engine temperature is above normal and or engine oil pressure is critical 😂😂😂😂 2 headgaskets and a turbo and it was traded in on a new Camaro......after 9 years of coolness yet costly

  • @CaptainJRW
    @CaptainJRW10 күн бұрын

    I only came in for an oil change...

  • @teej1991
    @teej19912 ай бұрын

    Your engine oil pressure is critical. Has anyone seen the video where this guy bought this particular chip, and made that particular phrase a bunch of musical chords?

  • @ColaTai

    @ColaTai

    Ай бұрын

    Hmm what videoo?

  • @teej1991

    @teej1991

    24 күн бұрын

    @@ColaTai kzread.info/dash/bejne/anirrdN8is-xnto.htmlsi=AR0ysMF0yDnlTyL4

  • @alexmcface
    @alexmcfaceАй бұрын

    How many problems does this car have???

  • @HyundaiSouthKorea
    @HyundaiSouthKoreaАй бұрын

    Holy Oh Noes!

  • @UQRXD
    @UQRXDАй бұрын

    Tesla warning: Warning your battery is on fire!

  • @ketoninja
    @ketoninjaАй бұрын

    I like how they ripped off the Speak N Spell, I thought it was a cool, albeit goofy feature. What amazes me most is how it somehow knew when the brake pads were worn. Never saw another car with that feature.

  • @Warp3326

    @Warp3326

    Ай бұрын

    It probably wasn't ripped off, they most likely just had TI make the talking system for them

  • @wewdsocket
    @wewdsocket3 күн бұрын

    Stop yelling at me😭

  • @ironfrog3192
    @ironfrog31923 жыл бұрын

    Cybernet is born

  • @hanselmanryanjames
    @hanselmanryanjames3 жыл бұрын

    Wow, your car has a lot of issues, I don't feel so bad about my beater now!

  • @cjmurach

    @cjmurach

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is the test mode. Surpirisngly the car had none of these issues in normal driving.

  • @transitkidjasonproductions
    @transitkidjasonproductionsАй бұрын

    What is this?

  • @BhargavShukla-yp2bh
    @BhargavShukla-yp2bh2 ай бұрын

    Teacher is parent teachers meeting discussing my areas to improve

  • @youtoobe169
    @youtoobe1692 жыл бұрын

    Hi, I was wondering if you were interested in selling this car?

  • @cjmurach

    @cjmurach

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sold it years ago, sorry.

  • @Aleshotgun
    @AleshotgunАй бұрын

    POV: You just bought a used Golf

  • @WompWompIndustries
    @WompWompIndustriesАй бұрын

    me after driving a vehicle in beamng for 5 minutes

  • @supreme_xenon
    @supreme_xenon4 ай бұрын

    The headlamp and brake lamp alert could be very useful for Indonesian motorcyclists because they don't give a shit if those lamps are out

  • @iloveaviation32
    @iloveaviation322 ай бұрын

    back then when Chrysler made REAL cars

  • @Trezon235
    @Trezon2352 жыл бұрын

    Please check

  • @jackncharliefy
    @jackncharliefyАй бұрын

    Cars in the mid 1980’s have GPWS like airplanes do.

  • @nholt
    @nholt3 жыл бұрын

    Shut up Kitt. Ok Michael

  • @DavisStevenson
    @DavisStevenson3 жыл бұрын

    damn everything is wrong with that car, you played to much forza in it

  • @skorpius2029
    @skorpius2029Ай бұрын

    1 week after you buy a car from shady guy on FB marketplace.

  • @TRantula87
    @TRantula87Ай бұрын

    It's time dude. sell it... say goodbye...

  • @shmuck66
    @shmuck66Ай бұрын

    This car has AI

  • @strattuner
    @strattuner8 ай бұрын

    the only way to believe MOPAR made such a car is drive it,i drove all of the models of this year clear back to 1969, THIS model was a screamer,be nice in inclement weather warned,they will roll

  • @doc2517
    @doc25173 жыл бұрын

    damn, this car is a POS

  • @petevan8942
    @petevan89428 ай бұрын

    😂 that car is a wreck

  • @strangepowers11
    @strangepowers11Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂no si

  • @mutestingray
    @mutestingray Жыл бұрын

    Dang what isn’t wrong with this car?

  • @Dr.W.Krueger

    @Dr.W.Krueger

    10 ай бұрын

    It's in test mode.

  • @mutestingray

    @mutestingray

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Dr.W.Krueger I know.

  • @christopherhernandez78
    @christopherhernandez783 күн бұрын

    Uhm FANF

  • @illkid86
    @illkid86 Жыл бұрын

    My mom had a 85 chrysler LeBaron back in 1995

  • @s000sdas
    @s000sdas Жыл бұрын

    BMW's be like

  • @glennbonnell4241
    @glennbonnell42413 жыл бұрын

    junk

  • @2007NissanAltima
    @2007NissanAltima2 ай бұрын

    Cool tech wasted on a terrible car

  • @Clib-wg5yx
    @Clib-wg5yxАй бұрын

    Who's here in 2024?